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"Fostering an attitude of optimism and positivity. Let's be positive about laughter! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to cheer up the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's optimistic riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the pencil feel confident on Positive Thinking Day?

2nd Joke: What did the optimist say when he saw a half-empty glass?

3rd Joke: Why did the clock feel happy on Positive Thinking Day?

4th Joke: Why was the kite flying so high on Positive Thinking Day?

5th Joke: What do you call a cheerful rabbit on Positive Thinking Day?

Today's Riddle: I'm not thought, but I light up your day, Bringing brightness in a subtle way. What am I?

That’s all for our cheerful fun. Join us tomorrow for some sandwich humor on Eat a Hoagie Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why do the positive attitude wake up
early?
To get a head start in optimism.
Hello optimists and happythinkers.
It's Oliver and Olivia ready tospread some sunshine this
September 13th on the carpoolchuckle contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's be positive about laughter.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to cheer up the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's optimistic riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:32):
Today we're fostering an attitude of
optimism and positivity onPositive Thinking Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to cheer up some laughs?
Shout, think positive on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:53):
fantastic! You're all set for some
uplifting humor.
Here's our first positivitythemed joke of the day.
Why did the pencil feelconfident on Positive Thinking
Day?
Because it could draw its ownfuture!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:20):
What did the optimist say when he saw a
half-empty glass?
"Great, room for more lemonade!"

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:39):
Why did the clock feel happy on Positive
Thinking Day?
Because it had a great timeahead!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:57):
Why was the kite flying so high on
Positive Thinking Day?
It was lifted by positive vibes!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:16):
What do you call a cheerful rabbit on
Positive Thinking Day?
A"hop-timist"!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:34):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not thought, but I light upyour day, Bringing brightness in
a subtle way.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.

(02:56):
I'm not thought, but I light upyour day, Bringing brightness in
a subtle way.
What am I?
I am the sun!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:09):
How many bright laughs did you cheer up?
They might just name you today’sOptimism Expert!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:17):
That's all for our cheerful fun.
Join us tomorrow for somesandwich humor on Eat a Hoagie
Day!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:26):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:56):
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