"Encouraging reading and literacy by starting a new book. Let's read into some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to bookmark the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's literary riddle.
1st Joke: Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
2nd Joke: Why don't books fight?
3rd Joke: Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book?
4th Joke: Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
5th Joke: How do libraries make sure novels stay warm?
Today's Riddle: Not a book, but I tell a tale, With ink and imagination, I sail. What am I?
That’s all for our bookish fun. Join us tomorrow for some flavorful fun on Salami Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the book go to school?
To get a novel education.
Hello readers and bookworms.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready toturn the pages of fun this
September 6th on the carpoolchuckle contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:17):
Let's read into some laughs after each
joke.
You've got five seconds tobookmark the right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's literary riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:31):
Today we're encouraging reading and
literacy by starting a new bookon Read a Book Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:38):
ready to turn the page on laughs?
Shout book time on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:52):
fantastic! You're all set for some literary
humor.
Here's our first book themedjoke of the day.
Why are books so afraid of theirsequels?
Because they always come afterthem.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:17):
Why don't books fight?
Because they are always on thesame"page"!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:34):
Why did the kid always sit in his
wardrobe when reading a book?
"Narnia" business!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:52):
Why can’t you go to the world’s
biggest library?
It’s always overbooked.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:09):
How do libraries make sure novels stay
warm?
They give them book jackets.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:27):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not a book, but I tell a tale,With ink and imagination, I
sail.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
(02:48):
Not a book, but I tell a tale,With ink and imagination, I
sail.
What am I?
I am a pen!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
How many chapter-filled laughs did you
read?
They might just name you today’sReading Riddler!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:09):
That's all for our bookish fun.
Join us tomorrow for some flavoron Salami Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:18):
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Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:32):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:48):
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