Salami Day - September 7th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Exploring the different types of salami and their culinary uses. Let's savor some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to spice up the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's savory riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the salami fill out a police report?

2nd Joke: Why did the kid throw salami out the window?

3rd Joke: When can the salami leave the hospital?

4th Joke: Why wasn't the salami funny?

5th Joke: Why don't salamis perform well at school?

Today's Riddle: I'm not salami, but I accompany your meal, Crisp and fresh, I appeal. What am I?

That’s all for our meaty fun. Join us tomorrow for some educational jokes on International Literacy Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the salami go to the doctor?
To get cured! Hello foodies andmeat lovers, it's Oliver and
Olivia ready to slice up somefun this September 7th on the
carpool chuckle contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:16):
Let's savor some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to spice up the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's savory riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:28):
Today we're exploring the different
types of salami and theirculinary uses on Salami Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:35):
ready to nibble on some laughs?
Shout salami time on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:48):
fantastic.
You are all set for someflavorful humor.
Here's our first salami themedjoke of the day.
Why did the salami fill out apolice report?
Because it was"a salted meat".

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:15):
Why did the kid throw salami out the
window?
He wanted to see the"meatier"shower.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:33):
When can the salami leave the hospital?
When the ham is cured!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:49):
Why wasn't the salami funny?
Because it had the"wurst" senseof humor!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:07):
Why don't salamis perform well at
school?
Because they're always"meat"-iocre!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:25):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not salami, but I accompanyyour meal, Crisp and fresh, I
appeal.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.

(02:47):
I'm not salami, but I accompanyyour meal, Crisp and fresh, I
appeal.
What am I?
I am a bread!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:00):
How many savory laughs did you slice?
They might just name you today’sSalami Star!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:08):
That's it for our meaty fun.
Join us tomorrow for someeducational jokes on
International Literacy Day.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:16):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

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