Skyscraper Day - September 3rd, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Learning about the engineering and architecture behind skyscrapers. Let's rise with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to elevate the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's lofty riddle.

1st Joke: What is the tallest building in the world?

2nd Joke: What building starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

3rd Joke: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

4th Joke: What animal can jump higher than a skyscraper?

5th Joke: What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a skyscraper, but I reach the sky, With branches and leaves, way up high. What am I?

That’s all for our penthouse fun. Join us tomorrow for some wild jokes on Wildlife Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the skyscraper go to college?
To get a higher education.
Hello, architecture admirers andbuilding buffs.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready toreach new heights of fun this
September 3rd on the CarpoolChuckle Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:20):
Let's rise up with some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to elevate the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's lofty riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:33):
Today we're learning about the
engineering and architecturebehind skyscrapers on Skyscraper
Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to take the elevator to laughs?
Shout, sky high, on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:52):
fantastic! You are all set for some
towering humor.
Here's our first skyscraperthemed joke of the day.
What is the tallest building inthe world?
The library.
It has the most stories!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:19):
What building starts with a P, ends
with an E, and has a millionletters in it?
The post office!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:38):
What nails do carpenters hate
hammering?
Fingernails!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:54):
What animal can jump higher than a
skyscraper?
Any animal a skyscraper can'tjump.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:12):
What kind of bird works at a
construction site?
A"crane"!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:29):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not a skyscraper, but Ireach the sky, With branches and
leaves, way up high.
What am I?

(02:50):
Quick Riddle Recap.
I'm not a skyscraper, but Ireach the sky, With branches and
leaves, way up high.
What am I?
I am a tree!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:06):
How many elevated laughs did you rise?
They might just name you today’sSkyscraper Silliness Star!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:15):
That's all for our penthouse fun.
Join us tomorrow for some wildjokes on wildlife day.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:23):
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