"Celebrating the comfort and memories associated with teddy bears. Let's hug into some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to snuggle the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's bear-y cute riddle.
1st Joke: What is the motto of the Cub Scouts?
2nd Joke: Why did the bear quit his job?
3rd Joke: What do you call a pessimistic bear?
4th Joke: What would bears be without bees?
5th Joke: What do bears use to keep their fur soft?
Today's Riddle: I'm not a teddy, but I offer hugs and comfort, In a bed or chair, I support. What am I?
That’s all for our cuddly fun. Join us tomorrow for some collaborative fun on Swap Ideas Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the teddy bear go to school?
To learn some berry goodlessons.
Hello teddy bear lovers andcuddle enthusiasts.
It's Oliver and Olivia ready tosnuggle up with some fun this
September 9th on the carpoolchuckle contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:19):
Let's hug into some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to snuggle the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's berry cute riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:32):
today we're celebrating the comfort
and memories associated withteddy bears on Teddy Bear Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to squeeze into some laughs?
Shout, Bear Hugs on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:52):
fantastic.
You're all set for some cuddlyhumor.
Here's our first teddy bearthemed joke of the day.
What is the motto of the CubScouts?
Always be pre-beared.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:16):
Why did the bear quit his job?
He was making the bear minimum.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:33):
What do you call a pessimistic bear?
The bearer of bad news.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:49):
What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:05):
What do bears use to keep their fur
soft?
Bear conditioner.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:22):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not a teddy, but I offerhugs and comfort, In a bed or
chair, I support.
What am I?
(02:43):
Quick Riddle Recap.
I'm not a teddy, but I offerhugs and comfort, In a bed or
chair, I support.
What am I?
I am a pillow!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:58):
How many cozy laughs did you hug?
They might just name you today’sTeddy Bear Tickler!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:06):
That's all for our cuddly fun.
Join us tomorrow for somecollaborative fun on Swap Ideas
Day!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:14):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:28):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:45):
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