April 14, 2025 • 34 mins
What happens when Disney Imagineers lose their minds completely? We explore this hilarious premise while enjoying a dangerously delicious Jungle Bird cocktail from Skipper Canteen. This rum and pineapple concoction ($15.50) proves to be the perfect companion as we dive into creating the most absurd, impractical, and downright terrible Disney park additions imaginable.
Our comedic journey takes us through attractions like Hannah Montana's Wrecking Ball ride, where guests swing on actual wrecking balls to the infamous song, and a Walk-Through Flea Farm at Animal Kingdom with real fleas and the potential for itchy souvenirs. We design the ultimate anti-attraction with our Waiting in Line Adventure – a three-hour queue that ultimately leads to a closed ride, perfectly capturing every Disney fan's worst nightmare.
From the boring political debates of our Jedi Council Ride to Goofy's How-To Do Laundry experience (where guests actually wash cast member uniforms), our terrible ideas span every Disney park. We imagine the perfect waste of time with Test Track Traffic Stop, where the ride moves just ten feet before stopping in traffic for ten minutes, and a Parent Trap Mega Ferris Wheel featuring arguing parents who reconcile as "Let's Get Together" blares at painful volumes.
The absurdity continues with unconventional shopping experiences like Duke Wessleton's Toupee and Uniform Ye Olde Shoppe and a Lost and Found Emporium selling items abandoned by previous guests. We even propose a Yemen Pavilion at EPCOT and a Therapy Carousel of Progress showcasing dysfunctional family therapy throughout the decades.
Whether you're a Disney fan looking for a good laugh or someone who enjoys creative satire of theme park experiences, this episode offers a thoroughly entertaining journey through attractions that would make even the most desperate parent flee the parks. Which of our terrible ideas would you avoid at all costs?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today
we're sipping on a Jungle Birdsold at Skipper Canteen, and
it's a very good drink.
I'm going to say it right offit is.
It is.
It's made with Gosling BlackSeal Rum, campari Liqueur cane
syrup with pineapple juice andlime juice and it's sold for
$15.50.
That's a good grab and sip ondrink.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And that's a very reasonable price.
It a good grab and sip on drinkand that's a very reasonable
price.
It is so like that price.
We were very close on this one.
We did the gosling black sealrum.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We had a bottle of that, so yeah, shot of that yeah
, we did the aperol instead ofthe campari.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
same orange liqueur, uh, but a half shot of that,
half shot of agave syrup wedidn't have syrup and then one
of those little cans ofpineapple juice, half can of
pineapple juice, and then Ithink about a half shot of lime
juice, sweet lime juice.
The fresh limes at the housegot a little moldy.
Yeah, oh, did we?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
have some, or you had some.
I had some at the house.
I thought you might have foundsome on Art of Living.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Nope, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But very good.
It's in the line of the verygood fruity drinks that disney
world it is.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Disney does free drinks.
Well, yeah, we've had a lot ofthem.
This is kind of right in there.
Not alcohol, for this is adangerous drink it is because
pineapple juice forward yes, youcould drink a lot of these, so
and for 15 bucks yeah, a lot ofpineapple it's like a two for
one drink.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You can buy two for a regular drink price.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't really taste the rum.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Get a little hint of the Aperol yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's dangerous sitting by the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean Skipper Canteen obviously isn't next to
a pool.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Go climb Swiss Family Treehouse, or what is their
treehouse called.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's a good question.
It's not even called SwissFamily Treehouse anywhere,
though, is it?
It's called just the JungleTreehouse, or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I thought it was a Swiss Family Treehouse.
We're looking it up right now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You look up Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'll look up Disney World, Okay, we should not know
these things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Here's a fun fact while we're looking this up,
that when I'm on my phone and Itype in Disney.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, it's a Swiss family treehouse at Disney World
.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But not Disneyland.
Then when I type Disney on myphone, when I'm texting somebody
, it automatically putsDisneyland in and I have to
erase it and put like World orDisney.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ah, Adventureland treehouse Fun fact Adventureland
treehouse.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, that's a fun fact for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Fun fact Adventureland treehouse and
Swiss family treehouse and.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Swiss family Treehouse.
We did not when we were atDisney World a few months ago.
We did not do the treehouse,did we?
We didn't walk up the treehouse.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh no, I've never walked up the treehouse.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh, you haven't.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Most of the time it was broken.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I walk up every time at Disneyland because it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Most of the time it's been broken.
So I haven't just 60 minutes.
Uh, rise of the resistance.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Now I'm looking at right okay, but on the podcast
well, we're talking about rides.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We are talking about rides right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Unlike last episode, where everything was true, this
episode is things we made upthings we made up, right,
horrible disney park additions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We were going to go horrible disney rides but I was
having some writer's block and Ijust I expanded it to horrible
disney park additions.
I was having some riders blockand I, just I expanded it to
horrible disney park additions,right, so that way it could be
like a myriad of things.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But so you added a couple things and I added at the
end disney's had bad ideas yeah, we just helped them along in
that process.
Ours are hopefully worse.
Oh, mine are yeah could you?
I started last episode, so youneed to start this time.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, so we did, we did rides first.
I just have eight, so let'sjust go through, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I did eight rides and then a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And then a shop.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But my restaurant and shop was just at the end.
I could just say them.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, so okay, I'm going to preface this.
I know I'm mixing up HannahMontana and post Disney Miley
Cyrus.
I know I'm mixing up HannahMontana and post-Disney Miley
Cyrus.
I know I'm mixing these up, or?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
combining these.
Michaela, my daughter lovesHannah Montana, so tread
carefully.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hannah Montana's wrecking ball ride at Hollywood
Studios.
Okay, now I'm wondering whatMichaela's going to think about
so on this ride now, unlike thevideo, you have to wear clothes,
but you sit on.
You climb onto your wreckingball and, like Tron, it has the
little butt cup that comes andholds you up against the chain.
(04:16):
You hold onto the chain and itswings you around.
It's not a bad ride, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't hate this ride.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Very dangerous it is, but I like like it.
You never know where well soare those stupid silly swing
things yes, well, it's true it'sabout the same and then it, but
it'll be playing that wreckingball song the whole time.
I like it, I like this ride.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I would ride this ride.
You're one for one with me.
Okay, I like it a lot.
Okay, I'm on it.
I'd fast pass that thing in asecond.
Or lightning lane, the old inthe olden days, I'd fast pass it
.
Okay, my first one yeah mine isthe waiting, waiting in line
adventure.
It's a series of ever-expandingqueues with no actual theme and
(05:02):
at the end the ride is alwaysclosed and it takes about three
hours.
Oh, and there are signs thatsays just two and a half hours
waits left.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That is a horrible Disney park ride.
It's a horrible ride.
Wow, what park would this be in?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, I didn't even think about what park I didn't
place anything?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh, I see, I didn't place it.
You gotta place them.
I didn't place anything, oh Isee, you got to place them.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, I got to place them.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I did not do that at all you can think about your
next one and this one.
I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, the Way in the Line, adventure would have to be
in.
So no theme, though.
No theme.
No, this is not a theme at all,so it could go anywhere, but I
would put it in Adventureland,right next to Indiana Jones, so
right next to Indiana.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jones.
So it would be like waiting inline at Disneyland's version of
Peter Pan.
Yeah, just a back and forthskinny line.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, new idea for the ride.
It's next to Indiana Jones withtwo lines that are next to each
other.
For the standby line, you gointo one.
You never know which one you'regoing into until you get
further in the line.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh, there could be like a three-hour line and a
one-hour line.
No, it could be Indiana Jones,or it could be nothing, oh, or
it could go to nothing, sameexact queue all the way through.
Is there a multi-pass for this?
So a fast pass.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can fast pass it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It only takes two and a half hours in the fast pass
nice.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, my next one.
It's right at epcot world worldferry ride, so different,
different ferries from aroundthe world.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like you would have the green and white ones from
washington right you knowwhatever the staten island ferry
staten island like that brightorange yeah some asian, some
northern, like the differentones in hawaii, things like that
scandinavian.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know northern europe, they have a lot of
ferries right, so it'd just bedifferent ferries just go across
, but it drops you.
It picks you up in the sameplace, but it could just drop
you at whichever port you neverknow you're going yeah, you're
never quite sure which portyou're going to be dropped off
you get up on a harbor boat orepcot.
It's an epcot, not it's an,it's an epcot, so you could end
up anywhere you could.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You could end up in any country at any hotel.
Yeah, just anywhere end up witha poly and there are some nods
to different fairies.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So, like the washington, a little nod there.
There's random birds pooping onyou, okay so keep it real you
might be pooped on by a bird, soyou have to that's what you
might want to wear your, yourponcho, or put out your umbrella
in case those uh seagulls wantto poop on you.
I like this.
You know, if it's the asianones, every once in a while they
(07:38):
capsize.
Okay, it's just, you know, itadds excitement right it adds
and they look.
They look authentic.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They're just small and only hold like a dozen
people, but world ferry ride atepcot, just some nice dull
theming this is great yeah okay,okay, I'm trying to, I'm trying
to place all these down,because I didn't write, I didn't
think about where they were at,I just made rides, that's okay.
A couple of them areself-explanatory.
This one could also be anywhereand I'm going to put it in
(08:10):
Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, this is a good Animal Kingdom ride because
Animal Kingdom has a bunch ofrides.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It needs more rides than Animal Kingdom it does.
Okay, this one's a good one.
It's the Endless Bathroom, theEndless Bathroom bathroom.
So it's a restroom theme ridewith everything a bathroom
really has has toilet paperrolls, hand dryers and a
never-ending maze of stalls yougo through.
But watch out, if you get the,the version there's have
(08:34):
different versions, all right.
Like you get different songs ondifferent rides, yeah, this one
has different versions.
Which?
Which one you go down?
Uh-huh, and don't.
You don't want the maze withoutthe janitorial service.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh, be like the queue of galaxy cosmic rewind that
story yeah yeah, look that up ifyou like yeah that's my next
ride okay, mine, my next onealso at animal kingdom.
Okay, it's a walk-through fleafarm.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Man, Animal Kingdom just doubled in size.
They did.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So they have certain bugs out at Rafiki's Planet
Watch.
You know they have some spidersand you know beetles and
whatnot out there, Right, butthey don't have fleas.
Okay, there's not a lot ofhomage paid to the flea.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Right, and the flea is huge in Africa, yeah Right,
and the flea is huge in Africa,yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So you know wherever they put it, but you can't
really corral fleas.
It's a walkthrough.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's a walkthrough open flea.
And there's just fleas hoppingaround Would you call it a flea
market, a flea.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, you can't buy them.
No, you know, I'm sure lots ofthem die every day.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You can buy a little flea thing at the end like an
ant farm.
You just risk At the gift shop,the flea gift shop.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Flea circus, flea circus, right.
Yeah, well, that's a good idea,right, that's for the gift shop
.
Gift shop right at the end andstuff, and so you spray up on
some off deep woods off tohopefully keep them from jumping
on you, but you might get someflea bites.
I love this gift shop.
A little bubonic plague mightbe spread, you never know.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, Sorry, you're right, I don't love the ride,
but I have gift shop ideas.
Yes, I have the flea lounge flyFlea pins Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And a red hot chili peppers theme.
There you go.
Oh, that could be what could beplaying the music, right?
Yeah, I actually just saw himin another movie, did you?
You saw Flea?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
in another movie or.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Anthony, yeah, flea, okay or whatever, it's Flea.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Flea.
I don't know his real name.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, whatever his real name is Doesn't matter.
Anyway, we need a walk-throughflea farm experience.
A walk-through flea farmexperience At Animal Kingdom.
I love that.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, my third one is the Jedi Council ride, so this
would, of course, be in Galaxy'sEdge.
Yeah Right, you dive into theexcitement of Episode 2, attack
of the Clones, where youexperience an entire Senate
Council session from start tofinish, and you sit in one of
those pods.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
At the end, are you not granted the rank of master?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, this isn't a Jedi council.
This is a Senate council.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh, a Senate council.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Or they're just talking up front when all those
pods are up in the air.
Oh yeah, You're one of thosepods, oh, and you sit there and
you just watch.
Okay, them talk about galacticpolitics.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Means.
I want to be a politician.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, ooh, ooh Terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That is a terrible ride.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, so I took inspiration from a previous
episode we did with this nextone, and this is a whole land
Medfield University land,medfield University land.
Okay, so that is the fictionaluniversity for all the Kurt
Russell movies.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Computer War, Tennis Shoes World's.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Strongest man.
Now you See Him, now you Don't.
It's at Hollywood Studios, ofcourse.
There's a Dexter Riley meet andgreet.
There's a restaurant that onlyserves cereal Fits with the.
You know, world's Strongest man, right, and there's a ride
based on each movie.
Oh yeah, know, world'sstrongest man, right, and
there's a ride based on eachmovie.
Oh yeah, not quite sure whatthose rides would be, but it
would have to have a ride permovie, right?
But yeah, it'd be the medfielduniversity land.
(12:12):
I like that because that's somegood ip, yeah right there,
that's great ip.
See they waste their time withcars right and villains I know
like that ip.
Where's kurt russell pandora?
We need some kurt russell ip.
I like that old school, that IP.
Where's Kurt Russell at Pandora?
We need some Kurt Russell.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
IP.
I like that a lot, old schoolKurt Russell IP.
That's a great thought, also ahorrible ride.
So my next one would be in.
I'm going to say it's in likewhat do you call?
What do you call the mainstreet at DCA?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What's that called?
It's not Sunset Boulevard is it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, that's at Hollywood Studios.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think oh, buena Vista, buena Vista, avenue Buena
.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Vista Street Street.
It'd be there.
This is where this would be.
It'd be on that street and itwould be in like a hotel
exterior.
Look like a fancy hotel, okay,and this is the elevator
simulator.
Okay.
So it's just like tower ofterror, but without the terror.
(13:09):
It's just a normal speed.
Yeah, it's just right, it'sjust called.
It's just the tower part.
Oh, you have to wait, enter andride an elevator up and down
and it's really slow.
It doesn't stop or do anythingthrilling, it just goes up and
down and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Does it open at the top?
No, it goes back down.
It just goes up and down and itdoesn't does it open at the top
?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, it goes back down .
It just goes back down.
You don't see anything.
You go up and you go back down20 flights.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Do you have to?
Does it stop at every floor?
No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Sometimes it's tricky Random stops, random stops at
floors.
It doesn't open though.
No, it does open to nothing, itopens to fake people walking on
To fake offices Right office.
People walking on, yeah, inoffices.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Now do you have to face forward on that one?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know if you have to.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I mean, I don't think you'd be buckled in.
Most people would but weird andface away.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Right, you could.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That would make it even worse, because then you've
got those people who want to beawkward.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right.
So this comes from when Ilisten to music on my iPhone.
Christy likes to go and sneakinto my Spotify account and put
a list of my least favoritesingers.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And where, even if I fast forward it, it's played
another one of my least favoritesingers.
She'll put a whole series ofsongs on there.
It comes from my hate of onecertain song and one certain
person.
I don't hate the person, I justdon't like their voice.
But this inspired me to havewho is it.
I'm getting there, okay,because this inspired me, for
the soundtrack to this ridewould be all new songs by Kenny
(14:32):
G and Celine Dion, and soChristy always adds Celine
Dion's Titanic song, my HeartWill Go.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
On.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Sometimes she does this over and over again.
Oh Right, where I?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
get annoyed.
That's not a thank you, Christy.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
No.
So when she did the Other Dayto me, I said I feel like I'm in
an elevator right now because Ijust went with it.
She put like three Celine Dionsongs in a row and I just let it
play now because I just wentwith it.
She put like three Celine Dionsongs in a row.
I just let it play.
I listened to it.
She goes you're not going toturn that off.
I said no, I feel like I'm inthe elevator, I'm good.
I just let it play.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Now what if she put a little Enya in there, Would you
?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't dislike any.
I don't even dislike Kenny G.
I just added him in because Ilike all kinds of music.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You know when I like Celine Dion's voice when it's
Ariana Grande impersonating.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Celine Dion.
That's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
That's when you want to hear Celine Dion.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, if it's absolutely anyone else doing
Celine Dion yeah.
So that's my elevator simulatorride.
That was my last one.
Well, I guess the Jedi Councilride is thematic it's a
Disney-themed ride.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, so you called it the Jedi Council, not the
Senate.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh, I did call it Jedi Council ride, and then I do
that all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I was thinking Jedi Council at first.
That's why I was like at theend you're not granted the rank
of master.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was thinking Jedi Council at first and then, when
I was writing out thedescription, that sounded too
much fun.
Yeah, like you were actuallywatching Jedis.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, so I switched it to Senate.
Yeah, finishing a differentword when you start one word.
Yeah, I do that on occasion Ido that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So my next one, more often than most it's a Magic
Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, because we've got to add more stuff to Magic
Kingdom.
Why not?
It's the Parent Trap, megaFerris Wheel.
Mmm, you're going old schoolmovie again.
Yes, oh, I dug deep for the oldschool IP, that's good the
forgotten IP.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Is it themed just on the old parent trap, or both the
Lindsay Lohan one and theHayley Mills?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
More the because I have Lindsay Lohan plastered
everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, so it's more on the newer one.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And you know, during the line though, let's get
together that plane on a looploudly but you can't talk to the
person next to you.
That would be great, okay, butover the speakers.
So it's.
I mean, we're talking theworld's biggest Ferris wheel,
huge, where it's enclosedcapsules, and as you go around
(16:53):
it's two parents arguing.
They start out arguing andthey're just yelling and stuff
and by the end it's turned tolaughter and they've gotten back
together.
Wow, at the end of the Ferriswheel, at the end of the ride.
That's a whole story With let'sGet Together blaring in the
background and Lindsay Lohanstaring at you, staring at you
From posters everywhere.
(17:14):
That's funny.
So, speaking of Lindsay Lohan,just to go off a little rabbit
trail, she's had a lot of hermovies put recently, like
promoted on Disney Plus.
I'm wondering what that's about.
I think they're doing a newParent Trap and she's in it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, is she the parent ?
Now I think maybe I saw alittle commercial I didn't pay
too much attention to it Okaytoo much attention to it.
Oh, okay, I was wondering whatthat was about, but I saw
something older, lindsay Lohanin a parent trappy type of movie
.
I think it's all the old parenttrap.
People from that movie are init.
Oh, is Hayley Mills still alive?
No, the old parent trap.
I don't know if Hayley Mills isstill alive.
I have no idea she probably is.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know she was in, Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
She was in coach?
No, I think that was somebodydifferent.
Who was the girl, I think earlysaved by the bell, I think?
Okay, anyway, anyway, hayleymills and lindsey lohan became a
topic that could be a topic ofa podcast yes, who was, who were
the better?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
who's the fake twins?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
okay, next, okay, my next one is goofy themed.
Oh, this is the how-to.
You know this how-to series?
Yeah, how to play football.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, how to?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
play baseball.
It's one of those.
This is how to do laundry.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
But see, you got Goofy.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
This sounds good, Okay yes, you're an actual
laundromat simulator where Goofyinstructs you on all the steps
to finish a load of laundry.
These look an awful lot likecast member outfits.
So you're actually just doingcast member laundry for them.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Shenanigans and hygiene things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, no, shenanigans, he just instructs.
No, you just do a regularlaundry, just with Goofy's voice
.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But there's funny stuff to the how-to series in
the cartoons, but there'snothing funny about this.
No, new writers, it's just dotheir laundry Right, shut up, no
.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
New riders, it's just do their laundry Right and shut
up Right.
They did a different ride,different whole production team,
but what's cool, they got firedafter this.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Is it's like an hour and 15 minute ride?
Yeah, because you got to washand then you got to sit around
dry and then fold.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Actually it's like an hour and a half ride, put it in
the laundry.
Stop.
Push the start button.
The start.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Add the detergent.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's all it is.
It's his voice, that's the onlything that makes it IP is
Goofy's voice, goofy's voiceOther than that it's just a
regular local laundromat andyou're doing all the cast member
uniforms for them.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Nice, excellent, allegedly so.
My next one, it's Epcot.
I have a new country pavilion.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, mine was in Toontown, sorry, oh, sorry.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Teaching kids how to do laundry.
You know that's important.
So the Yemen pavilion in Epcot.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Where Chandler Bean goes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Explore the rich history and food of Yemen.
I was trying to think of a ridelike hootie boat attack or
something who knows?
But yemen deserves its ownpavilion.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of course they're a forgotten country what do you do
in this yemen pavilion?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
well, you're just like I said explore the rich
history and food of y, like likemost of the others.
You know, yeah, you walk aroundand you find out some of the
history and taste some of thelocal eats.
Do you have any of the?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
eats to tell us, or does not just the ideas of Yemen
that you go from there?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yemeni food, yemenis whatever their food from all the
.
Yemenites.
It's all like middle eastern.
It's pretty similar.
It's going to be similar foodto, to all of that, but local,
like the local flair right localflair of yemen yeah, it's going
to be hard to find some peoplefrom yemen to actually staff it
(20:52):
right, because they're on thewatch list they can't actually
enter the country, but I don'tknow, I thought it would be a
great idea that might boostYemen tourism by one or two, by
one.
Yeah, the Yemen Pavilion atEpcot, love it.
Hey, guardians of Galaxy, youknow, remy's, it's the next
thing to draw people to Epcot,right, test track retheme.
(21:16):
Yeah, yemen Pavilion.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So scrap your India pavilion.
Yeah, that you liked before,yeah, put.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yemen in.
Instead I think you just cramit in like somewhere kind of in
the back, like you got to walkdown a dark, dirty alleyway to
get to it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, love it, love it.
I would stop by for a quicksecond.
Yeah, hopefully survive.
Okay, my next one's a re-themeof the re-theme, so they're
re-theming Test Track right now.
Yes, right, but they might evenbe doing this.
This might be what happens.
I don't know.
They haven't announced.
I mean, no one knows exactlywhat it's going to look like
when they're done.
(21:54):
This new ride's called.
It's a new ride name.
It's called Test Track TrafficStop.
Oh, so you get on the.
It's the same exact test trackride, but it goes about 10 feet
into the ride and you pull over.
No, you just stop in traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
For about 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
See, I thought that you were implying traffic stop.
Oh no, that'd be fun.
Police stop.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That'd be fun.
This is a traffic jam type dealyou stop in traffic, have to
wait there for 10 minutes or soand then move forward.
No, then you just get off theride.
Then it goes back to dead feetand you just sit.
You sit there for 10 minutes.
There's honking going on.
As you inch forward Right,maybe playing some Sleed Neon.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
That's some good times.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Time right, that's just a re-theme at epcot right
yeah, okay, okay yeah we'rereally changing that that's
that's taking up only a littlebit of room.
You can get a lot of people onthat ride because you could have
a whole bunch of those carsbecause they're only moving 10
feet oh yeah, it's a.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It'll suck the people up yeah, that's a good idea
maybe it has the waiting in lineadventure that goes before it
oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Twofer, it's a twofer , it's a twofer.
All right, so I'm reaching backto a previous episode and more
old ip.
Okay, I think you know what'scoming apple dumpling mine, card
descent.
This is great.
Well, maybe, oh, because thisharkens back to the fun-loving
(23:21):
70s and its lack of safety.
Oh, safety okay, yeah so thereare no seat belts.
So basically, it's just a bigmine car and the only safety is
so four of you get into thismine car and sit down.
There's no real seats, you'rejust sitting on the metal.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And you know cramming your legs all together and
you're a little intertwined, andthen they lock you in with a
cage over the top to keep youfrom flying out.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Okay, so you probably won't die.
You probably won't die, justsome abrasions.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, all right, and you might not even get that.
It just depends on how well ithandles the track.
So, if you've ever seen themovie Action Point, it was a no,
I have not.
What was it Johnny Knoxville?
No, I have not, and it was areal amusement park.
It was based on a real story,okay.
(24:11):
So they took off all the safetyrestraints at this amusement
park they really did this tomake it more thrilling and kids
just kept getting injured oh,okay.
Over and over again.
So it's like that.
Okay, it's celebrating Gen Xchildhood Okay, yeah.
That's fair you get coated withhose water and then there's a
(24:32):
lot of neglect.
Okay, yeah, very interesting,and you're allowed to smoke on
the ride that's a.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's a johnny knoxville ip.
Jesse's gonna buy the rights tojohnny knoxville stuff.
That's great love it, not whatI get by lightning lane for
right away.
No, don't know.
Don't know if that's my firstride or that you have.
I'd go, but my next one is agreat little way to get out of
the.
It would be in the.
It'd be Animal Kingdom or theAmerican Pavilion at Epcot, it
(25:02):
could be Okay.
I think the American Pavilionat Epcot is the best place for
it.
This is the family therapysession.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So you sit there and you watch.
Now you can look inside anAmerican family's therapy
session and revel in all oftheir dysfunction as the new
animatronics, realism, draw youin.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
So it's like Carousel of Progress, it is.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's like a therapy, it's a therapy right, it's a
therapist and over the years,Over the years.
Right, just like I.
Just you just came up with thatidea.
There you go.
I was just gonna have him watcha therapy session.
I was just going to have themwatch a therapy session.
But I like this, the Carouselof Progress idea.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Where it goes in a big circle.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's like therapy in the 60s.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Therapy in the 70s and there were problems they
have then.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, and then eventually like someone's
missing from the family becausethe therapy didn't work Right.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Sad moment.
This is good, this is a goodride.
Therapy, yep, it just goes.
Different animatronics over theyears yeah, of a family therapy
session.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Therapy of progress therapy progress, the therapy
carousel of progress all righty,that was a that's a dark ride
but what would be the song in?
But you know how you go fromone song.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
There's not a avril lavigne.
Why do you have to make thingsso complicated?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
hell yeah, because there's not a big, beautiful new
tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
No waiting at the end of every day no, no, or a last
morris, that song oh yeah yeah,something like that yeah, one of
those or some something, no, no, or an Alanis Morissette song.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh, yeah, yeah something like that yeah One of
those, or something nice, grungy.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, something from Corn or Alice in Chains.
Yeah, just something that.
Oh, how about the Johnny Cashversion of that hurt?
Oh, that would be a good onethere you go Okay, we have lots
of ideas they could have I meanall of them.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, we need to sit down with some Imagineers.
Okay, my last they're probablygoing to call us after this.
They are Get the phones ready.
We're going to get jobs out ofthis one.
Okay, my last one is a store,duke Wessleton's toupee and
uniform ye olde shop, becauseyou know, if you're selling
(27:09):
toupees and uniforms, you haveto call it a ye olde shop.
You do Ye olde with an E andshop with an extra P and an E,
okay, ye olde shop.
And they just sell toupees anduniforms.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's great, just randomly, yeah, is this in the
American pavilion?
This one probably is more thenorway pavilion, norway, norway
wigs.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh, because of I oh, this is one I didn't add, and I
didn't add where the appledumpling mining card is sent.
I forgot to add where thatshould go right.
Hmm, I'm thinking that I don'tknow.
That feels very animal kingdomits makeup, but there's no
animal theme to it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So but anyway yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
This would be Norway Pavilion.
Okay, yeah, I like it.
That's a good shop, becausetoupees, right Toupes are the
new Mickey ears.
I love that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Lose your toupee on Matterhorn.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
With like the little hook and you could put it on and
you just got a new head of hair, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You have a different themed head of hair every day,
like hair helmet, it matchesyour outfit.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, because you could do not only like the old
man toupee the gray on the top,but you could do the Silvio from
Sopranos.
Okay, the hair helmet, that's agood one.
The mafia hair helmet.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's a good one.
The Mafia hair helmet.
Can you get a Gaston?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You could get a Gaston.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
With the big old, Very similar.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh yeah, you could get you know.
Og Ted Nugent.
Okay yeah, this is a good shop.
There's all kinds of toupeesyou could get.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
This is a good shop.
Just all the Disney With theirhair, the thematic hair.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It would take over.
This is a really good idea anduniforms.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, this is.
This is.
That idea is almost too good.
You probably should have heldthat for like a realistic
version.
Fake dictator uniforms.
So my last ride?
Okay, it's called Waiting toAttack the Beast and it's in
Fantasyland.
Okay, you are a villager inthis stunning recreation of
being a Beast as you wait forthe other villagers and Gaston
(29:11):
to arrive to attack the castlewhen they get there.
The ride ends when they all getthere.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, right, you get to see the castle.
It's up above.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
But you're just waiting, and then the ride ends.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, there's a lot of empty space where you would
be looking at the castle outsideof Be my Guest.
Yeah, they can do that.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
They can just put it there yeah, it's a good ride.
It's a good ride.
So really quick, my shop andrestaurant.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'll throw this out real quick.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
My shop is called the Lost and Found Emporium and
they just sell all the loststuff.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They sell a lot, you just walk through and buy stuff.
They put stuff, they put priceson it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's like the, the bins that they roll out at uh
goodwill, right at the goodwill.
Yeah, it's like that, exactlylike center.
It's a bunch.
Yeah, just go through it realfast and you have to.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's.
It's something you rope drop toget all the good stuff.
Yeah, you want to be there.
You get a good popcorn bucket.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
If you get there early enough, you can get there,
it might have a little chip outof it right or my or my socks I
lost on Matterhorn once.
I left them in the bag when Ileft.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Matterhorn, you created a 2319?
.
Yep, you're admitting that 2319.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
All your fault.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's like human clothing when they find the sock
in Monsters Inc.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh, it's a 2319.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I put them in the bag , in the little thing in front,
the little pouch, and I just gotoff the ride, forgot I didn't
put it in my pocket.
It was later at night.
I didn't take my little bag.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I usually take with me.
So were your socks in anotherbag.
Yeah, okay, and they were inthe car still.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That would be gross if you just put yeah, someone
got brand new socks, I justbought them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh okay, Someone got brand new socks.
I just bought them.
Oh okay, I thought you tookyour nasty old socks off and put
them in there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No, it was a pair of Monsters Inc.
Socks was one of the two that Ibought.
See, that's a good bargainthere.
I know for somebody I felt Ilost and found and never got
them back and I went back to theride like 10 minutes later and
they weren't there.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's probably one of those things where, if you get
the right cast member, you couldhave said, hey, I left my socks
on the ride and they probablywould have handed you a new pair
.
Yeah, maybe, and pixie dustedyou, but If you got the right
cast member, that would havehappened.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
But you live and learn.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You live and learn.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So my restaurant real quick, I have to say it because
I like it a lot Uh-huh snackbar, okay, okay, and it's inside
an actual submarine on findingnemo's submarine adventure has
very poor lighting, it's veryhot and all pre-packaged foods
(31:39):
that are warmed only by thesurrounding water and the heat
in the car, oh, yeah they'rejust set up for a while.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
They serve it so would it be, at one end you got
to climb over people or wouldyou have to do like the stadium
thing where you hand your cashto the person oh, I like that
Next to you and you just passcash down and then they have to
pass the food back?
To you so everybody's touchedyour food.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, like at a stadium.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, that's gross.
I know Hot dog down here, okay,has to warm up for 10 minutes.
Yeah, they just set it out andwarm it up and however hot it
gets, in 10 minutes they throwit out of the bun and they had
to do it Ugh.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
So there are certain rides that I haven't ridden Very
few.
That is one of those thatqualifies as one that I've never
ridden and I just never will.
I haven't done it in years andSilly Swings never will.
Yeah, I will never do thoserides.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You would not enjoy it.
I just did it.
Last time I was there JumpingJellyfish.
No, you never rode JumpingJellyfish.
No, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't think that would be bad.
It just looks like a.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
It is.
There's nothing to it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
But, silly swings you would not like?
No, no, no, those little chainsnaps.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, you're barely in there.
You're going to fly off.
I don't even know how they madethat thing.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
So there we are.
We got some horrible ideas.
Yep, to worsen the parks.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
We're going to get phone calls soon, we might be
flying down to Anaheim really.
Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today
we're sipping on a Jungle Birdsold at Skipper Canteen, and
it's a very good drink.
I'm going to say it right offit is.
It is.
It's made with Gosling BlackSeal Rum, campari Liqueur cane
syrup with pineapple juice andlime juice and it's sold for
$15.50.
That's a good grab and sip ondrink.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And that's a very reasonable price.
It a good grab and sip on drinkand that's a very reasonable
price.
It is so like that price.
We were very close on this one.
We did the gosling black sealrum.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We had a bottle of that, so yeah, shot of that yeah
, we did the aperol instead ofthe campari.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
same orange liqueur, uh, but a half shot of that,
half shot of agave syrup wedidn't have syrup and then one
of those little cans ofpineapple juice, half can of
pineapple juice, and then Ithink about a half shot of lime
juice, sweet lime juice.
The fresh limes at the housegot a little moldy.
Yeah, oh, did we?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
have some, or you had some.
I had some at the house.
I thought you might have foundsome on Art of Living.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Nope, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But very good.
It's in the line of the verygood fruity drinks that disney
world it is.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Disney does free drinks.
Well, yeah, we've had a lot ofthem.
This is kind of right in there.
Not alcohol, for this is adangerous drink it is because
pineapple juice forward yes, youcould drink a lot of these, so
and for 15 bucks yeah, a lot ofpineapple it's like a two for
one drink.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You can buy two for a regular drink price.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't really taste the rum.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Get a little hint of the Aperol yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's dangerous sitting by the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean Skipper Canteen obviously isn't next to
a pool.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Go climb Swiss Family Treehouse, or what is their
treehouse called.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's a good question.
It's not even called SwissFamily Treehouse anywhere,
though, is it?
It's called just the JungleTreehouse, or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I thought it was a Swiss Family Treehouse.
We're looking it up right now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You look up Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'll look up Disney World, Okay, we should not know
these things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Here's a fun fact while we're looking this up,
that when I'm on my phone and Itype in Disney.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, it's a Swiss family treehouse at Disney World
.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But not Disneyland.
Then when I type Disney on myphone, when I'm texting somebody
, it automatically putsDisneyland in and I have to
erase it and put like World orDisney.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ah, Adventureland treehouse Fun fact Adventureland
treehouse.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, that's a fun fact for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Fun fact Adventureland treehouse and
Swiss family treehouse and.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Swiss family Treehouse.
We did not when we were atDisney World a few months ago.
We did not do the treehouse,did we?
We didn't walk up the treehouse.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh no, I've never walked up the treehouse.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh, you haven't.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Most of the time it was broken.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I walk up every time at Disneyland because it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Most of the time it's been broken.
So I haven't just 60 minutes.
Uh, rise of the resistance.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Now I'm looking at right okay, but on the podcast
well, we're talking about rides.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We are talking about rides right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Unlike last episode, where everything was true, this
episode is things we made upthings we made up, right,
horrible disney park additions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We were going to go horrible disney rides but I was
having some writer's block and Ijust I expanded it to horrible
disney park additions.
I was having some riders blockand I, just I expanded it to
horrible disney park additions,right, so that way it could be
like a myriad of things.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But so you added a couple things and I added at the
end disney's had bad ideas yeah, we just helped them along in
that process.
Ours are hopefully worse.
Oh, mine are yeah could you?
I started last episode, so youneed to start this time.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, so we did, we did rides first.
I just have eight, so let'sjust go through, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I did eight rides and then a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And then a shop.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But my restaurant and shop was just at the end.
I could just say them.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, so okay, I'm going to preface this.
I know I'm mixing up HannahMontana and post Disney Miley
Cyrus.
I know I'm mixing up HannahMontana and post-Disney Miley
Cyrus.
I know I'm mixing these up, or?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
combining these.
Michaela, my daughter lovesHannah Montana, so tread
carefully.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hannah Montana's wrecking ball ride at Hollywood
Studios.
Okay, now I'm wondering whatMichaela's going to think about
so on this ride now, unlike thevideo, you have to wear clothes,
but you sit on.
You climb onto your wreckingball and, like Tron, it has the
little butt cup that comes andholds you up against the chain.
(04:16):
You hold onto the chain and itswings you around.
It's not a bad ride, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't hate this ride.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Very dangerous it is, but I like like it.
You never know where well soare those stupid silly swing
things yes, well, it's true it'sabout the same and then it, but
it'll be playing that wreckingball song the whole time.
I like it, I like this ride.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I would ride this ride.
You're one for one with me.
Okay, I like it a lot.
Okay, I'm on it.
I'd fast pass that thing in asecond.
Or lightning lane, the old inthe olden days, I'd fast pass it
.
Okay, my first one yeah mine isthe waiting, waiting in line
adventure.
It's a series of ever-expandingqueues with no actual theme and
(05:02):
at the end the ride is alwaysclosed and it takes about three
hours.
Oh, and there are signs thatsays just two and a half hours
waits left.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That is a horrible Disney park ride.
It's a horrible ride.
Wow, what park would this be in?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, I didn't even think about what park I didn't
place anything?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh, I see, I didn't place it.
You gotta place them.
I didn't place anything, oh Isee, you got to place them.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, I got to place them.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I did not do that at all you can think about your
next one and this one.
I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, the Way in the Line, adventure would have to be
in.
So no theme, though.
No theme.
No, this is not a theme at all,so it could go anywhere, but I
would put it in Adventureland,right next to Indiana Jones, so
right next to Indiana.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jones.
So it would be like waiting inline at Disneyland's version of
Peter Pan.
Yeah, just a back and forthskinny line.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, new idea for the ride.
It's next to Indiana Jones withtwo lines that are next to each
other.
For the standby line, you gointo one.
You never know which one you'regoing into until you get
further in the line.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh, there could be like a three-hour line and a
one-hour line.
No, it could be Indiana Jones,or it could be nothing, oh, or
it could go to nothing, sameexact queue all the way through.
Is there a multi-pass for this?
So a fast pass.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can fast pass it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It only takes two and a half hours in the fast pass
nice.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, my next one.
It's right at epcot world worldferry ride, so different,
different ferries from aroundthe world.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like you would have the green and white ones from
washington right you knowwhatever the staten island ferry
staten island like that brightorange yeah some asian, some
northern, like the differentones in hawaii, things like that
scandinavian.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know northern europe, they have a lot of
ferries right, so it'd just bedifferent ferries just go across
, but it drops you.
It picks you up in the sameplace, but it could just drop
you at whichever port you neverknow you're going yeah, you're
never quite sure which portyou're going to be dropped off
you get up on a harbor boat orepcot.
It's an epcot, not it's an,it's an epcot, so you could end
up anywhere you could.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You could end up in any country at any hotel.
Yeah, just anywhere end up witha poly and there are some nods
to different fairies.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So, like the washington, a little nod there.
There's random birds pooping onyou, okay so keep it real you
might be pooped on by a bird, soyou have to that's what you
might want to wear your, yourponcho, or put out your umbrella
in case those uh seagulls wantto poop on you.
I like this.
You know, if it's the asianones, every once in a while they
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capsize.
Okay, it's just, you know, itadds excitement right it adds
and they look.
They look authentic.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They're just small and only hold like a dozen
people, but world ferry ride atepcot, just some nice dull
theming this is great yeah okay,okay, I'm trying to, I'm trying
to place all these down,because I didn't write, I didn't
think about where they were at,I just made rides, that's okay.
A couple of them areself-explanatory.
This one could also be anywhereand I'm going to put it in
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Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, this is a good Animal Kingdom ride because
Animal Kingdom has a bunch ofrides.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It needs more rides than Animal Kingdom it does.
Okay, this one's a good one.
It's the Endless Bathroom, theEndless Bathroom bathroom.
So it's a restroom theme ridewith everything a bathroom
really has has toilet paperrolls, hand dryers and a
never-ending maze of stalls yougo through.
But watch out, if you get the,the version there's have
(08:34):
different versions, all right.
Like you get different songs ondifferent rides, yeah, this one
has different versions.
Which?
Which one you go down?
Uh-huh, and don't.
You don't want the maze withoutthe janitorial service.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh, be like the queue of galaxy cosmic rewind that
story yeah yeah, look that up ifyou like yeah that's my next
ride okay, mine, my next onealso at animal kingdom.
Okay, it's a walk-through fleafarm.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Man, Animal Kingdom just doubled in size.
They did.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So they have certain bugs out at Rafiki's Planet
Watch.
You know they have some spidersand you know beetles and
whatnot out there, Right, butthey don't have fleas.
Okay, there's not a lot ofhomage paid to the flea.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Right, and the flea is huge in Africa, yeah Right,
and the flea is huge in Africa,yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So you know wherever they put it, but you can't
really corral fleas.
It's a walkthrough.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's a walkthrough open flea.
And there's just fleas hoppingaround Would you call it a flea
market, a flea.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, you can't buy them.
No, you know, I'm sure lots ofthem die every day.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You can buy a little flea thing at the end like an
ant farm.
You just risk At the gift shop,the flea gift shop.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Flea circus, flea circus, right.
Yeah, well, that's a good idea,right, that's for the gift shop
.
Gift shop right at the end andstuff, and so you spray up on
some off deep woods off tohopefully keep them from jumping
on you, but you might get someflea bites.
I love this gift shop.
A little bubonic plague mightbe spread, you never know.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, Sorry, you're right, I don't love the ride,
but I have gift shop ideas.
Yes, I have the flea lounge flyFlea pins Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And a red hot chili peppers theme.
There you go.
Oh, that could be what could beplaying the music, right?
Yeah, I actually just saw himin another movie, did you?
You saw Flea?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
in another movie or.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Anthony, yeah, flea, okay or whatever, it's Flea.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Flea.
I don't know his real name.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, whatever his real name is Doesn't matter.
Anyway, we need a walk-throughflea farm experience.
A walk-through flea farmexperience At Animal Kingdom.
I love that.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, my third one is the Jedi Council ride, so this
would, of course, be in Galaxy'sEdge.
Yeah Right, you dive into theexcitement of Episode 2, attack
of the Clones, where youexperience an entire Senate
Council session from start tofinish, and you sit in one of
those pods.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
At the end, are you not granted the rank of master?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, this isn't a Jedi council.
This is a Senate council.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh, a Senate council.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Or they're just talking up front when all those
pods are up in the air.
Oh yeah, You're one of thosepods, oh, and you sit there and
you just watch.
Okay, them talk about galacticpolitics.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Means.
I want to be a politician.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, ooh, ooh Terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That is a terrible ride.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, so I took inspiration from a previous
episode we did with this nextone, and this is a whole land
Medfield University land,medfield University land.
Okay, so that is the fictionaluniversity for all the Kurt
Russell movies.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Computer War, Tennis Shoes World's.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Strongest man.
Now you See Him, now you Don't.
It's at Hollywood Studios, ofcourse.
There's a Dexter Riley meet andgreet.
There's a restaurant that onlyserves cereal Fits with the.
You know, world's Strongest man, right, and there's a ride
based on each movie.
Oh yeah, know, world'sstrongest man, right, and
there's a ride based on eachmovie.
Oh yeah, not quite sure whatthose rides would be, but it
would have to have a ride permovie, right?
But yeah, it'd be the medfielduniversity land.
(12:12):
I like that because that's somegood ip, yeah right there,
that's great ip.
See they waste their time withcars right and villains I know
like that ip.
Where's kurt russell pandora?
We need some kurt russell ip.
I like that old school, that IP.
Where's Kurt Russell at Pandora?
We need some Kurt Russell.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
IP.
I like that a lot, old schoolKurt Russell IP.
That's a great thought, also ahorrible ride.
So my next one would be in.
I'm going to say it's in likewhat do you call?
What do you call the mainstreet at DCA?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What's that called?
It's not Sunset Boulevard is it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, that's at Hollywood Studios.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think oh, buena Vista, buena Vista, avenue Buena
.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Vista Street Street.
It'd be there.
This is where this would be.
It'd be on that street and itwould be in like a hotel
exterior.
Look like a fancy hotel, okay,and this is the elevator
simulator.
Okay.
So it's just like tower ofterror, but without the terror.
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It's just a normal speed.
Yeah, it's just right, it'sjust called.
It's just the tower part.
Oh, you have to wait, enter andride an elevator up and down
and it's really slow.
It doesn't stop or do anythingthrilling, it just goes up and
down and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Does it open at the top?
No, it goes back down.
It just goes up and down and itdoesn't does it open at the top
?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, it goes back down .
It just goes back down.
You don't see anything.
You go up and you go back down20 flights.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Do you have to?
Does it stop at every floor?
No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Sometimes it's tricky Random stops, random stops at
floors.
It doesn't open though.
No, it does open to nothing, itopens to fake people walking on
To fake offices Right office.
People walking on, yeah, inoffices.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Now do you have to face forward on that one?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know if you have to.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I mean, I don't think you'd be buckled in.
Most people would but weird andface away.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Right, you could.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That would make it even worse, because then you've
got those people who want to beawkward.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right.
So this comes from when Ilisten to music on my iPhone.
Christy likes to go and sneakinto my Spotify account and put
a list of my least favoritesingers.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And where, even if I fast forward it, it's played
another one of my least favoritesingers.
She'll put a whole series ofsongs on there.
It comes from my hate of onecertain song and one certain
person.
I don't hate the person, I justdon't like their voice.
But this inspired me to havewho is it.
I'm getting there, okay,because this inspired me, for
the soundtrack to this ridewould be all new songs by Kenny
(14:32):
G and Celine Dion, and soChristy always adds Celine
Dion's Titanic song, my HeartWill Go.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
On.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Sometimes she does this over and over again.
Oh Right, where I?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
get annoyed.
That's not a thank you, Christy.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
No.
So when she did the Other Dayto me, I said I feel like I'm in
an elevator right now because Ijust went with it.
She put like three Celine Dionsongs in a row and I just let it
play now because I just wentwith it.
She put like three Celine Dionsongs in a row.
I just let it play.
I listened to it.
She goes you're not going toturn that off.
I said no, I feel like I'm inthe elevator, I'm good.
I just let it play.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Now what if she put a little Enya in there, Would you
?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't dislike any.
I don't even dislike Kenny G.
I just added him in because Ilike all kinds of music.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You know when I like Celine Dion's voice when it's
Ariana Grande impersonating.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Celine Dion.
That's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
That's when you want to hear Celine Dion.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, if it's absolutely anyone else doing
Celine Dion yeah.
So that's my elevator simulatorride.
That was my last one.
Well, I guess the Jedi Councilride is thematic it's a
Disney-themed ride.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, so you called it the Jedi Council, not the
Senate.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh, I did call it Jedi Council ride, and then I do
that all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I was thinking Jedi Council at first.
That's why I was like at theend you're not granted the rank
of master.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was thinking Jedi Council at first and then, when
I was writing out thedescription, that sounded too
much fun.
Yeah, like you were actuallywatching Jedis.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, so I switched it to Senate.
Yeah, finishing a differentword when you start one word.
Yeah, I do that on occasion Ido that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So my next one, more often than most it's a Magic
Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, because we've got to add more stuff to Magic
Kingdom.
Why not?
It's the Parent Trap, megaFerris Wheel.
Mmm, you're going old schoolmovie again.
Yes, oh, I dug deep for the oldschool IP, that's good the
forgotten IP.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Is it themed just on the old parent trap, or both the
Lindsay Lohan one and theHayley Mills?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
More the because I have Lindsay Lohan plastered
everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, so it's more on the newer one.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And you know, during the line though, let's get
together that plane on a looploudly but you can't talk to the
person next to you.
That would be great, okay, butover the speakers.
So it's.
I mean, we're talking theworld's biggest Ferris wheel,
huge, where it's enclosedcapsules, and as you go around
(16:53):
it's two parents arguing.
They start out arguing andthey're just yelling and stuff
and by the end it's turned tolaughter and they've gotten back
together.
Wow, at the end of the Ferriswheel, at the end of the ride.
That's a whole story With let'sGet Together blaring in the
background and Lindsay Lohanstaring at you, staring at you
From posters everywhere.
(17:14):
That's funny.
So, speaking of Lindsay Lohan,just to go off a little rabbit
trail, she's had a lot of hermovies put recently, like
promoted on Disney Plus.
I'm wondering what that's about.
I think they're doing a newParent Trap and she's in it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, is she the parent ?
Now I think maybe I saw alittle commercial I didn't pay
too much attention to it Okaytoo much attention to it.
Oh, okay, I was wondering whatthat was about, but I saw
something older, lindsay Lohanin a parent trappy type of movie
.
I think it's all the old parenttrap.
People from that movie are init.
Oh, is Hayley Mills still alive?
No, the old parent trap.
I don't know if Hayley Mills isstill alive.
I have no idea she probably is.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know she was in, Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
She was in coach?
No, I think that was somebodydifferent.
Who was the girl, I think earlysaved by the bell, I think?
Okay, anyway, anyway, hayleymills and lindsey lohan became a
topic that could be a topic ofa podcast yes, who was, who were
the better?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
who's the fake twins?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
okay, next, okay, my next one is goofy themed.
Oh, this is the how-to.
You know this how-to series?
Yeah, how to play football.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, how to?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
play baseball.
It's one of those.
This is how to do laundry.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
But see, you got Goofy.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
This sounds good, Okay yes, you're an actual
laundromat simulator where Goofyinstructs you on all the steps
to finish a load of laundry.
These look an awful lot likecast member outfits.
So you're actually just doingcast member laundry for them.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Shenanigans and hygiene things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, no, shenanigans, he just instructs.
No, you just do a regularlaundry, just with Goofy's voice
.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But there's funny stuff to the how-to series in
the cartoons, but there'snothing funny about this.
No, new writers, it's just dotheir laundry Right, shut up, no
.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
New riders, it's just do their laundry Right and shut
up Right.
They did a different ride,different whole production team,
but what's cool, they got firedafter this.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Is it's like an hour and 15 minute ride?
Yeah, because you got to washand then you got to sit around
dry and then fold.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Actually it's like an hour and a half ride, put it in
the laundry.
Stop.
Push the start button.
The start.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Add the detergent.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's all it is.
It's his voice, that's the onlything that makes it IP is
Goofy's voice, goofy's voiceOther than that it's just a
regular local laundromat andyou're doing all the cast member
uniforms for them.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Nice, excellent, allegedly so.
My next one, it's Epcot.
I have a new country pavilion.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, mine was in Toontown, sorry, oh, sorry.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Teaching kids how to do laundry.
You know that's important.
So the Yemen pavilion in Epcot.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Where Chandler Bean goes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Explore the rich history and food of Yemen.
I was trying to think of a ridelike hootie boat attack or
something who knows?
But yemen deserves its ownpavilion.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of course they're a forgotten country what do you do
in this yemen pavilion?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
well, you're just like I said explore the rich
history and food of y, like likemost of the others.
You know, yeah, you walk aroundand you find out some of the
history and taste some of thelocal eats.
Do you have any of the?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
eats to tell us, or does not just the ideas of Yemen
that you go from there?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yemeni food, yemenis whatever their food from all the
.
Yemenites.
It's all like middle eastern.
It's pretty similar.
It's going to be similar foodto, to all of that, but local,
like the local flair right localflair of yemen yeah, it's going
to be hard to find some peoplefrom yemen to actually staff it
(20:52):
right, because they're on thewatch list they can't actually
enter the country, but I don'tknow, I thought it would be a
great idea that might boostYemen tourism by one or two, by
one.
Yeah, the Yemen Pavilion atEpcot, love it.
Hey, guardians of Galaxy, youknow, remy's, it's the next
thing to draw people to Epcot,right, test track retheme.
(21:16):
Yeah, yemen Pavilion.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So scrap your India pavilion.
Yeah, that you liked before,yeah, put.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yemen in.
Instead I think you just cramit in like somewhere kind of in
the back, like you got to walkdown a dark, dirty alleyway to
get to it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, love it, love it.
I would stop by for a quicksecond.
Yeah, hopefully survive.
Okay, my next one's a re-themeof the re-theme, so they're
re-theming Test Track right now.
Yes, right, but they might evenbe doing this.
This might be what happens.
I don't know.
They haven't announced.
I mean, no one knows exactlywhat it's going to look like
when they're done.
(21:54):
This new ride's called.
It's a new ride name.
It's called Test Track TrafficStop.
Oh, so you get on the.
It's the same exact test trackride, but it goes about 10 feet
into the ride and you pull over.
No, you just stop in traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
For about 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
See, I thought that you were implying traffic stop.
Oh no, that'd be fun.
Police stop.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That'd be fun.
This is a traffic jam type dealyou stop in traffic, have to
wait there for 10 minutes or soand then move forward.
No, then you just get off theride.
Then it goes back to dead feetand you just sit.
You sit there for 10 minutes.
There's honking going on.
As you inch forward Right,maybe playing some Sleed Neon.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
That's some good times.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Time right, that's just a re-theme at epcot right
yeah, okay, okay yeah we'rereally changing that that's
that's taking up only a littlebit of room.
You can get a lot of people onthat ride because you could have
a whole bunch of those carsbecause they're only moving 10
feet oh yeah, it's a.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It'll suck the people up yeah, that's a good idea
maybe it has the waiting in lineadventure that goes before it
oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Twofer, it's a twofer , it's a twofer.
All right, so I'm reaching backto a previous episode and more
old ip.
Okay, I think you know what'scoming apple dumpling mine, card
descent.
This is great.
Well, maybe, oh, because thisharkens back to the fun-loving
(23:21):
70s and its lack of safety.
Oh, safety okay, yeah so thereare no seat belts.
So basically, it's just a bigmine car and the only safety is
so four of you get into thismine car and sit down.
There's no real seats, you'rejust sitting on the metal.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And you know cramming your legs all together and
you're a little intertwined, andthen they lock you in with a
cage over the top to keep youfrom flying out.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Okay, so you probably won't die.
You probably won't die, justsome abrasions.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, all right, and you might not even get that.
It just depends on how well ithandles the track.
So, if you've ever seen themovie Action Point, it was a no,
I have not.
What was it Johnny Knoxville?
No, I have not, and it was areal amusement park.
It was based on a real story,okay.
(24:11):
So they took off all the safetyrestraints at this amusement
park they really did this tomake it more thrilling and kids
just kept getting injured oh,okay.
Over and over again.
So it's like that.
Okay, it's celebrating Gen Xchildhood Okay, yeah.
That's fair you get coated withhose water and then there's a
(24:32):
lot of neglect.
Okay, yeah, very interesting,and you're allowed to smoke on
the ride that's a.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's a johnny knoxville ip.
Jesse's gonna buy the rights tojohnny knoxville stuff.
That's great love it, not whatI get by lightning lane for
right away.
No, don't know.
Don't know if that's my firstride or that you have.
I'd go, but my next one is agreat little way to get out of
the.
It would be in the.
It'd be Animal Kingdom or theAmerican Pavilion at Epcot, it
(25:02):
could be Okay.
I think the American Pavilionat Epcot is the best place for
it.
This is the family therapysession.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So you sit there and you watch.
Now you can look inside anAmerican family's therapy
session and revel in all oftheir dysfunction as the new
animatronics, realism, draw youin.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
So it's like Carousel of Progress, it is.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's like a therapy, it's a therapy right, it's a
therapist and over the years,Over the years.
Right, just like I.
Just you just came up with thatidea.
There you go.
I was just gonna have him watcha therapy session.
I was just going to have themwatch a therapy session.
But I like this, the Carouselof Progress idea.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Where it goes in a big circle.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's like therapy in the 60s.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Therapy in the 70s and there were problems they
have then.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, and then eventually like someone's
missing from the family becausethe therapy didn't work Right.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Sad moment.
This is good, this is a goodride.
Therapy, yep, it just goes.
Different animatronics over theyears yeah, of a family therapy
session.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Therapy of progress therapy progress, the therapy
carousel of progress all righty,that was a that's a dark ride
but what would be the song in?
But you know how you go fromone song.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
There's not a avril lavigne.
Why do you have to make thingsso complicated?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
hell yeah, because there's not a big, beautiful new
tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
No waiting at the end of every day no, no, or a last
morris, that song oh yeah yeah,something like that yeah, one of
those or some something, no, no, or an Alanis Morissette song.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh, yeah, yeah something like that yeah One of
those, or something nice, grungy.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, something from Corn or Alice in Chains.
Yeah, just something that.
Oh, how about the Johnny Cashversion of that hurt?
Oh, that would be a good onethere you go Okay, we have lots
of ideas they could have I meanall of them.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, we need to sit down with some Imagineers.
Okay, my last they're probablygoing to call us after this.
They are Get the phones ready.
We're going to get jobs out ofthis one.
Okay, my last one is a store,duke Wessleton's toupee and
uniform ye olde shop, becauseyou know, if you're selling
(27:09):
toupees and uniforms, you haveto call it a ye olde shop.
You do Ye olde with an E andshop with an extra P and an E,
okay, ye olde shop.
And they just sell toupees anduniforms.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's great, just randomly, yeah, is this in the
American pavilion?
This one probably is more thenorway pavilion, norway, norway
wigs.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh, because of I oh, this is one I didn't add, and I
didn't add where the appledumpling mining card is sent.
I forgot to add where thatshould go right.
Hmm, I'm thinking that I don'tknow.
That feels very animal kingdomits makeup, but there's no
animal theme to it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So but anyway yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
This would be Norway Pavilion.
Okay, yeah, I like it.
That's a good shop, becausetoupees, right Toupes are the
new Mickey ears.
I love that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Lose your toupee on Matterhorn.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
With like the little hook and you could put it on and
you just got a new head of hair, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You have a different themed head of hair every day,
like hair helmet, it matchesyour outfit.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, because you could do not only like the old
man toupee the gray on the top,but you could do the Silvio from
Sopranos.
Okay, the hair helmet, that's agood one.
The mafia hair helmet.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's a good one.
The Mafia hair helmet.
Can you get a Gaston?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You could get a Gaston.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
With the big old, Very similar.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh yeah, you could get you know.
Og Ted Nugent.
Okay yeah, this is a good shop.
There's all kinds of toupeesyou could get.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
This is a good shop.
Just all the Disney With theirhair, the thematic hair.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It would take over.
This is a really good idea anduniforms.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, this is.
This is.
That idea is almost too good.
You probably should have heldthat for like a realistic
version.
Fake dictator uniforms.
So my last ride?
Okay, it's called Waiting toAttack the Beast and it's in
Fantasyland.
Okay, you are a villager inthis stunning recreation of
being a Beast as you wait forthe other villagers and Gaston
(29:11):
to arrive to attack the castlewhen they get there.
The ride ends when they all getthere.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, right, you get to see the castle.
It's up above.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
But you're just waiting, and then the ride ends.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, there's a lot of empty space where you would
be looking at the castle outsideof Be my Guest.
Yeah, they can do that.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
They can just put it there yeah, it's a good ride.
It's a good ride.
So really quick, my shop andrestaurant.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'll throw this out real quick.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
My shop is called the Lost and Found Emporium and
they just sell all the loststuff.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They sell a lot, you just walk through and buy stuff.
They put stuff, they put priceson it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's like the, the bins that they roll out at uh
goodwill, right at the goodwill.
Yeah, it's like that, exactlylike center.
It's a bunch.
Yeah, just go through it realfast and you have to.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's.
It's something you rope drop toget all the good stuff.
Yeah, you want to be there.
You get a good popcorn bucket.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
If you get there early enough, you can get there,
it might have a little chip outof it right or my or my socks I
lost on Matterhorn once.
I left them in the bag when Ileft.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Matterhorn, you created a 2319?
.
Yep, you're admitting that 2319.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
All your fault.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's like human clothing when they find the sock
in Monsters Inc.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh, it's a 2319.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I put them in the bag , in the little thing in front,
the little pouch, and I just gotoff the ride, forgot I didn't
put it in my pocket.
It was later at night.
I didn't take my little bag.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I usually take with me.
So were your socks in anotherbag.
Yeah, okay, and they were inthe car still.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That would be gross if you just put yeah, someone
got brand new socks, I justbought them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh okay, Someone got brand new socks.
I just bought them.
Oh okay, I thought you tookyour nasty old socks off and put
them in there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No, it was a pair of Monsters Inc.
Socks was one of the two that Ibought.
See, that's a good bargainthere.
I know for somebody I felt Ilost and found and never got
them back and I went back to theride like 10 minutes later and
they weren't there.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's probably one of those things where, if you get
the right cast member, you couldhave said, hey, I left my socks
on the ride and they probablywould have handed you a new pair
.
Yeah, maybe, and pixie dustedyou, but If you got the right
cast member, that would havehappened.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
But you live and learn.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You live and learn.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So my restaurant real quick, I have to say it because
I like it a lot Uh-huh snackbar, okay, okay, and it's inside
an actual submarine on findingnemo's submarine adventure has
very poor lighting, it's veryhot and all pre-packaged foods
(31:39):
that are warmed only by thesurrounding water and the heat
in the car, oh, yeah they'rejust set up for a while.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
They serve it so would it be, at one end you got
to climb over people or wouldyou have to do like the stadium
thing where you hand your cashto the person oh, I like that
Next to you and you just passcash down and then they have to
pass the food back?
To you so everybody's touchedyour food.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, like at a stadium.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, that's gross.
I know Hot dog down here, okay,has to warm up for 10 minutes.
Yeah, they just set it out andwarm it up and however hot it
gets, in 10 minutes they throwit out of the bun and they had
to do it Ugh.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
So there are certain rides that I haven't ridden Very
few.
That is one of those thatqualifies as one that I've never
ridden and I just never will.
I haven't done it in years andSilly Swings never will.
Yeah, I will never do thoserides.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You would not enjoy it.
I just did it.
Last time I was there JumpingJellyfish.
No, you never rode JumpingJellyfish.
No, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't think that would be bad.
It just looks like a.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
It is.
There's nothing to it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
But, silly swings you would not like?
No, no, no, those little chainsnaps.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, you're barely in there.
You're going to fly off.
I don't even know how they madethat thing.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
So there we are.
We got some horrible ideas.
Yep, to worsen the parks.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
We're going to get phone calls soon, we might be
flying down to Anaheim really.
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