March 22, 2025 • 33 mins
What really happens after "happily ever after"? We're pouring Bahama Mamas and diving into the imagined family lives of Disney princesses a decade after their movies end.
Remember those perfect fairy tale endings? Well, real life comes for everyone—even animated royalty. Snow White's still beautiful but exhausted by those "fairest of them all" questions, while her seven dwarf "uncles" won't stop visiting (and Dopey's gone viral with his dance moves). Belle juggles six kids in a castle where all the furniture had to be replaced after turning back into humans. And poor Cinderella just wants people to stop making glass slipper jokes while her Prince Charming develops the inevitable dad bod.
Our princess updates don't shy away from complexity—Jasmine and Aladdin build a thriving business but face the heartbreak of putting down an aging Raja. Rapunzel manages her still-growing hair while enduring Flynn Rider's terrible dad jokes. Perhaps most poignantly, Raya struggles with alcoholism after losing her sense of purpose, eventually finding recovery through family support. From Moana's children learning demigod skills to Anna's remarkable twelve kids (thanks to multiple sets of twins and triplets), these "where are they now" scenarios blend humor with surprising emotional depth.
Whether you're a Disney devotee or just curious about what comes after the credits roll, join us for this hilarious, heartwarming exploration of princess life beyond the fairy tale ending. Which royal family would you want to hang out with? Listen now and let us know!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today we
are having a Bahama Mama thatserved at the Turf Club Bar and
Grill.
I think we've been here beforeFour or five times.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know that was the thing is.
We've avoided it so much andall of a sudden we looked at
their menu.
Right, I was like dang, theygot some good drinks there,
right, it's funny.
So we got on the kick.
So we've had several reallygood drinks.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's served at Saratoga Springs, yeah, at the
Turf Club Bar and Grill, andit's the Bahama Mama, and it's
made with Parrot Bay Coconut RumPlantation Original Dark Rum,
bull's Cream, day Banana andTropical Juices and sold for
$15.50.
$15.50?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's Disney cheap.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I know, and it's Disney good too.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It is.
We postponed recording thisepisode a week and so we
actually tried this last weekand it was a little bit
different.
Last week I actually had bananaliqueur that I tried, but this
week we used banana rum.
So this was made with a shot ofLargo Bay coconut rum, a shot
of Largo Bay banana rum, a shotof Gosling dark rum and then I
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did four and a half ounces ofPog Juice.
So I kind of equaled out PogJuice with the tropical juices,
with the alcohol.
Last week we only did threeounces, so it was a little more
alcohol forward, last week alittle less.
So this week Still very good,very good, very fruity drink,
refreshing.
You know, if you're sittingpoolside you'd want one of these
.
It's a classic On a nice hotday.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It was Christy's first ever favorite drink.
Oh, okay, it was her go-to whenshe just turned 21.
Ah, so yeah, the Bahama wasmade many times.
We made a little different backthen.
I told you about it last week.
It was a whole different recipe.
It tastes about the same,uh-huh, but yeah, classic drink,
great drink.
I have nothing bad to say aboutit.
The Red Robin recipe the RedRobin recipe Right, that's what
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her first ever one was.
So I looked it up back then.
Okay, if we had the internetback then.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So not a bad version of this.
I think I actually would havecut back on the juice, the pog
juice.
I would have gone back to threeounces yeah.
It's got a little more juice init.
I like a little more alcoholforward taste.
But then again we're also usingcoconut and banana rum.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, so you know what you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's not good to not know that you're
drinking Right, and sometimesthat can be the case.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So today we're having a Bahama mama Mama Emphasized
Because we're talking about theDisney princesses and their
families, 10 years after theirrespective movies.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
After they become potentially.
Potentially they become moms.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right, just their family life, yeah.
What do they look like?
In our opinion, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We went through all the princesses Right.
We did a lot of them, so weshould dive into this.
We should dive in Right, so whydon't you start?
Kick us off here?
Okay, so I'll start.
I have Snow White, okay Tostart.
So what happened with SnowWhite?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I just did kind of an overview of their whole thing
with Snow White and her kids andstuff.
Okay, so I don't know if ourconcept's going to be the same.
We never know.
So White's still the beauty,but getting so tired of are you
still the fairest of them allquestions?
Oh, she getting kind of tiredof that.
Yeah, I could see that she'sstill happily married to Prince
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Charming, but the glow ofhappily ever after is faded into
an actual marriage.
Right, it happens.
Right, all the royal stuff's abig weight, a big stress, and
the biggest stress, though, forher whole life is the seven
dwarves still visit all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That would be tough.
They're always around.
That would be tough to haveseven goofy uncles showing up
like nonstop.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right, the prince whose name is Florian.
I didn't know that.
Oh, you didn't.
I didn't know that I didn'tremember that I haven't seen
Snow White a lot of times, butI'm going to go watch it the new
movie when it comes out.
So I should re-watch theanimated.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Is there Prince Florian in the new one?
We'll find out.
I thought there wasn't.
I know nothing about it Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So he's still, of course, charming, but his
hairline's receded slightly,yeah, and he's thinking of
growing a beard.
Okay, his days are filled withroyal duties, but he really just
wants to go on a long horsebackride with Snow again.
Okay, and I have the.
I added the dwarves.
What happened to the dwarves?
So, yeah, here's what happenedto all the dwarves real quick.
Okay, because it's a part oftheir family.
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Grumpy runs a podcast calledRanting with Grumpy.
He has three followers.
Two of them are his brothers.
Okay, okay, them are hisbrothers, okay, okay.
Happy is a moderatelysuccessful stand-up comic,
mostly dad jokes yeah, okaysleepy runs classes, the
community center called nap yourway to royalty.
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Bashful is very successful onthe online dating sites.
He just never shows up to anyof the dates he's.
He ghosts them right.
Yeah, sneezy spends his daystrying to find the correct herbs
and teas, a concoction toremedy himself of all his
sneezing and Dopey.
He's an internet sensation forhis dopey dance.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh, he's huge.
Good for him.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right, yeah, and Doc, just he just walks around
lecturing everyone about healthand wellness.
Ah, and they have two kids,okay, snow Chase is the youngest
one around every day and he'salways covered in chocolate.
The oldest wears a crowneverywhere he goes.
It's probably just a phase, butit's been a 10-year phase and
they insist on taking all thoseanimals everywhere they go.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That's my Snow White family.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Snow White Counting for all of them.
Okay so, no white family.
No white Counting for all ofthem.
Okay, so I started off withBelle, okay, so she had a whole
litter of babies.
Okay, six total.
You know, in 10 years there'ssome Irish twins there.
Anyway, four boys and two girls.
I didn't come up with, I didn'thave their names Right, it's
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just, she just has a wholelitter.
It did take her a while toreplace all the furniture,
dishes and decor after whatbecame known around the castle
as the flower petal incident.
Okay, yeah, so I mean Cogsworthand Lumiere and Chip.
They all turned back intohumans.
Well, that's great, you haveyour staff again, right, but you
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don't have dishes, you don'thave furniture, so they had to
run out and you know, replacethat.
A lot of garage saline.
You know Beast had lost hisfortune.
He had the cash.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh, he did yeah, oh man.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He was property rich but cash poor, and so it took a
while to replace all that stuffthat turned back into humans.
Ah, poor Beast, yeah, okay, andso it took a while to replace
all that stuff that turned backinto humans.
Ah, poor beast.
Yeah, but the staff they stayedon, they're very loyal staff.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh good, Stayed there anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She found a love of dogs to fill an unknown void in
her life.
Love of dogs Mostly Doberman,pinschers and German Shepherds
were the dogs that she likedmost Right.
And she maintained the castleand freelance rights for Dog
Fancy Magazine.
Oh good, yeah.
So she kept her side hustle.
Yeah, kept that going Good.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's a good one.
I mean, yeah, she'd be good atthat.
Okay, that's good, so next?
Next is Cinderella.
Cinderella's kind of over theprincess life thing.
She's getting even more tiredof all the glass slipper jokes.
At every event.
She mostly wears long sweatersand leggings around the castle,
except for royal events and herbiggest stress the people keep
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thinking that she's found herprince at midnight, when they
actually dance to the ball at10.30pm.
She's really mad about that.
Prince Charming loves to marrylife but started to get a royal
burnout.
He envisioned a life slayingdragons and rescuing people, but
he's stuck in endless meetingsabout the royal economy.
Hmm, yeah, like other kingsaround the lands, he has that
dad bod and a receding hairline.
(07:35):
Uh-huh, he's big into DIYprojects around the castle, very
much upsetting the staff.
Yeah, the stepmother, ladyTremaine, I added her.
Okay, because she's stillaround.
Yeah, right, she's not goingnowhere.
No, while she's not activelyplotting against Cinderella,
while she's not anymore, shedoesn't plot against Cinderella
anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, everybody sees through that nonsense.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Right, but she's not quite reformed.
No, she spends her weekshosting ladies' lunches and
making fun of everyone's hairand giving unsolicited fashion
advice.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She started a line of one size fits all glass
slippers okay and herstepsisters anastasia.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
She's not meeting anymore.
She's a totally nice person.
Oh yeah, she's actually a lifecoach oh, very, very good.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm glad to hear that .
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right, but Drizella, she's a big reality star, Well
she wants to be a big realitystar.
She's in reality shows.
She has one herself called theRoyal, who has it All.
She swears she's still meant tobe the queen.
They surprisingly have no kids,but rumor has it one's on the
way, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There you go.
That'd be so nice.
You know you want her to havekids, right?
So my next one, jasmine, okay,and of course a good one.
She married aladdin.
You know it was meant to be.
They had two kids, a boy and agirl.
Okay, named aladdin jr anddahlia.
Yeah, well, they thought aboutlike Muhammad and Omar, they
were tossing around somedifferent, but they just went
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with Aladdin Jr.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Does the genie have a real name?
No, so they kind of named itgenie.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I look because see they wanted to name him after
genie but, it was only genie, orin the live action it was genie
or merchant.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh, that's, it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Or the ship merchant, something like that.
So they just went with AladdinJr, but they named the daughter
after Dahlia, her companionRight, or her head maid, who had
a great role in the live action.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Excellent.
So she wanted to have more thanone because of her lonely
childhood that led her tobefriending a tiger.
When you're an only child, yeah, you want siblings, and she
really wanted her kids to havesiblings.
Of course, they fight a lot, somaybe she should have had three
, but there's still time.
So, speaking of the tiger, herbeloved pet tiger, raja.
(09:59):
Well, he had to be put down.
What?
Yeah, he started becoming athreat.
So it was either.
So you can't really take in atiger to have it neutered.
And he just got old and meanand grumpy Aw yeah and was a
threat to the kids.
So they had to put him down.
That sucks, yeah, I know it wasa tough day in the
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Aladdin-Jasmine household.
So her and Aladdin, despitebeing the sultans, you know, in
charge of the land, want fornothing.
They began a very successfulimport-export business selling
rugs and bronze trinket lamps.
Yeah, you know, help feed theeconomy.
Now they manage all theimport-export, but it employs
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like 1,200 people.
Wow, that's a big business Inthe Agrabah.
Where was their land?
I don't know.
He was from Agrabah.
That was the made-up one.
Anyway, there you go.
That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There are Arabian Nights.
Yes, I know that that's a goodone.
Lana has a pretty good life,really she does.
Yeah, sad about the tiger.
Let's take a moment of silencefor the tiger.
Yeah, Okay so my next isPocahontas Okay, which I've only
seen the movie a few times,yeah, so this is one I struggle
with a lot.
That's okay and, like Eli said,when I talked to him about it my
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son, he said that it's crazybecause you can't look up
Pocahontas and John Smith inreal life, because the movie is
completely opposite of theirreal lives.
Right, it's not even close.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So you just got to go with the movie, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So I tried.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Thank you, Disney.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thank you.
So Pocahontas is still theconfident, adventurous spirit of
the tribe.
She's more realistic now,though.
Uh-huh, she no longer runsthrough the woods every day,
does not like this, and shedoesn't like this new age
wellness trend that's taken overher whole tribe.
Oh, Everyone's so obsessed withcleansing their energy and
aligning their chakras.
Oh, it's a big thing.
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She just seeks a peaceful canoeride.
Did you just mix up yourIndians?
Why?
No, that's what they're.
It's a trend.
Chakras it's a trend of thetribe.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Those are other Indians.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know, but can't you , can't they?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They could pick up the trend.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
yes, Can they pick up the trend?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I suppose, so I didn't say it was Native
American.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It came from somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
John Smith.
This is true, gosh, darn it.
Okay, I would just check in.
Yeah, no, I was trying to getsomething.
I want to make sure you knowthe difference between your East
Indians and your NativeAmericans.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Between.
What is it?
A Big Bang Theory?
It is would you like to take myland?
Indians, or namaste Indians, or?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
namaste Indians Something like that, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, so that's Pocahontas.
John Smith is settled into hisnew life but grapples a lot with
his post-exploration syndrome.
Okay, his days used to be spenttraveling the high seas and
exploring foreign lands.
Now he pretty much just teachesvillagers to tie knots, mmm,
those days.
And they have three kids.
I put names for these kids.
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Oh, what are their names?
Because I like the river, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
He's our oldest.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He got his parents' adventurous spirit.
He's always out exploringnature.
Okay, willow is the middlechild.
She's very thoughtful andinquisitive.
And the youngest, his name, isStorm.
Storm is what you would call awhirlwind of a child, always
running off, getting into somekind of mischief.
He's a big prankster and that'sall I have for the pocahontas
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family.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, my next one is tiana.
Of course, she married princenaveen, had four children, two
boys and two girls.
They're all aged three to seven, so it's a busy little
household, but they're allinvolved in her youtube cooking
channel.
Okay, tiana and fam eats that'sthe name of their channel.
You can look that up.
That would be funny if there'sa really a tiana and fam eats
that's the name of their channel.
You can look that up.
That would be funny if there'sa really a tiana and fam eat.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We should have made one before.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We should have welcome to tiana and fam eats uh
, okay, but she's sure planningwe're getting there, folks yeah,
has shown a real knack forcoordinating events, mostly for
big daddy and charlotte, and shemanages the bayou critter band
which she put together.
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As you'll see the story behindthat on tiana's bayou adventure
right, you go on the right.
She does still own a restaurant, tiana's palace, but is mostly
handed over managerial and headchef duties because of her other
pursuits.
So she's just got a lot goingon.
She's got a lot going on.
She's got the kids and PrinceNaveen.
Busy woman, it's a very busywoman but very happy.
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They're all very, very happy.
That's good yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's good if you're busy all the time and still
happy.
Whatever makes you happy, right, exactly, and she's doing what
makes her happy, right.
That's what you have to do,okay, very important Next.
My next is Mulan.
Mulan's become a total warriorof a housewife, that's right.
Mulan is a stay-at-home mom, oh, and has traded her sword in
for her to-do list, so she doesnot have to ever shout at her
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kids, she can just glare theminto submission.
She still finds times topractice her warrior skills in
the backyard, though theneighbor thinks she's strange.
Uh-huh, her husband's Li Shang.
He's the total dad.
Yeah, his military career isbehind him, but his toughest
foes are his children.
He often wonders how can I leadtroops into battle but cannot
stop my son from building acatapult in the living room?
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They have a boy and a girlthree years apart, and that's
all I have for.
Mulan, mulan, so my heart, andthat's all I have for mulan,
mulan.
So my next one, merida.
She never quite found love, ohwell, and does she want to?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't know if she's trying, probably most most
likely, to make mom and dadhappy, but you know she's a free
spirit, she's throwing her hatin the ring.
Okay, so she never quite foundlove, but she wanted to be a mom
and so she decided to adopt agirl from China, of which she
lied on her adoption applicationabout the guided bear hunts
that she does as her part-timeside hustle.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, side hustle to everyone.
Oh well, you know that's partof their future.
It is you know the side hustle,so she named the girl Maraid
Very good Scottish name, maraidand she spends a lot of time
with her uncles.
Maraid does Mm-hmm.
Harris, hubert and Hamish, andthey take her to Disney World a
lot.
Oh wow, yeah, they're thosetype of uncles.
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They go to Disney World a lot.
Big fans, big fans Good uncles.
But.
But she created an onlinedating profile just to throw her
hat in the ring, right, she'snot a lot of hope in it, but you
know she's still willing to try.
Nice, yeah, and that's whathappened to Merida.
That's.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Merida Mm-hmm.
My next is Rapunzel.
Rapunzel's still the sameenergetic, free-spirited
princess who loves a goodadventure, but now her
adventures include things likecleaning up glitter, untangling
her hair and mediating siblingarguments.
Her hair is not as long as itused to be and it's more
manageable, but it's still verylong, though.
This is not as long, right, butshe saw us to redo it about
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three times a day or disasterbreaks loose.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
She got a mom cut.
Is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right, but it still grows out a lot.
Yeah, the kid's favorite gameis tug of war with mommy's hair.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
that's their favorite play every day right, okay,
keep some busy.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Flynn rider who's a great character by the way he is
he doesn't get enough credit.
I don't think.
In the disney, you know, flynnrider is awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
He's now less outlaw and more family guy oh, but see,
I could see children reforminghim, right?
Yeah, I could.
Could see him really divinginto the dad role.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Right, he is the kingdom finance manager.
That's what he mainly does.
He manages the finances of thekingdom as the prince consort.
Okay, but his real job to himis telling great dad jokes.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh yeah, he thinks he's awesome at it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Rapunzel spends most of her time rolling her eyes and
groaning His two favorite jokes.
He thinks he's awesome at it.
Rapunzel spends most of hertime rolling her eyes and
groaning His two favorite jokesAre you ready?
Okay, okay.
Why did the horse go behind thetree?
Why To?
Change his jockeys, okay, andhis second favorite one.
I told my wife she was drawingher eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Those, are his two favoritesOkay, they have two kids kids, a
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boy and a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, okay, my next one is anna.
I'll do anna and elsa.
Elsa is a real quick one, butokay, and elsa okay.
So soon after the events of themovie, she married christoph
and had 12 children, six boysand six girls.
So they're real prone to howmany twins 12, what and it's 10
years later, but they're real.
It's a family, real prone totriplets and twins.
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Okay, yeah, so there's like twosets of triplets in there and a
set of twins.
Wow, yeah, I know, poorchristoph.
Well, you know, it's the ice.
Business is going better now ohis it it better because it's not
a land of ice and snow, right,yeah.
So there's actual business,there's need for his product and
she's the queen, pretty muchbecause Elsa abdicated her
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throne, right?
So all the children theirs is alittle bit unfortunate.
No, they're very happy, justright up front.
They're very happy.
But all children have iqsbetween like 80 and 90.
So arendelle, kingdom ofarendelle is basically screwed
in the future because they justgot some potential stupid
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leadership.
Since she's a queen, shedoesn't really need a side
hustle but opens a family childcare, which she does horribly
because no one trusts her withher children.
Some of the castle staff enrolltheir children out of pity
because they can keep close tabson her.
She also tries to invest infranchises of Juan Reyn Oken's
trading posts and saunas, hello,hello, but they all fail
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quickly.
She doesn't have a businessmind.
It was a good try Out in themiddle of nowhere.
Want a trading post with Asanawho doesn't, if I'm out.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
If we had one around here, if you had one up where
you live, wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Mount St Helens, on the back roads.
If I came across a trading postwith Asana, I would be super
happy, isn't that great?
No such thing exists back roads, yeah, in the middle of the.
And if I came across a tradingpost with asana, oh jeez, I
would be super happy.
Great, but no no such thingexists, okay, but anyway, they
all fail quickly.
So after 10 years, her onlyreal talent remains building
snowmen and making babies withchristoph.
Wow, that's really all she'sgot.
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That's her thing to fall backon, yeah so now now oh, oh elsa,
let's yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
So now, now, oh Elsa, oh Elsa.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Let's throw her in.
Now is Elsa and we go.
So no children or family, she'sjust some forest spirit and a
story, that's it.
That's it.
She just chills.
Yeah, she's just.
She's just chilling Out in themiddle of nowhere doing her
thing.
Okay, Ice ice baby.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, so now you've all been waiting for.
Okay, the moment's finallyarrived for Moana.
Moana, here it is.
She's still very courageous,but spends less time sailing the
seas and more time trying toget her kids to not sail the
seas.
Okay, uh-huh.
Okay, you're going to have to.
There's lots of leeway with myMoana one, okay.
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Okay, you're going to have tolike work with me here.
Okay, because I wanted to havekids and stuff, but I couldn't
figure it all out, so I did athing.
Okay, she runs the islandefficiently, but has a tough
time managing her toddler.
To stop bringing Heiheieverywhere they go, like he's
everywhere.
Yeah, the toddler one lovesHeihei.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
But who doesn't?
What about Pua?
I don't know.
I don't have Pua the pig.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I don't have any pigs , okay, for this purpose of what
I'm talking about right now.
I made a side note here.
Okay, moana has kids and Mauiis more of their stepdad.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know how that all works.
Maui's like a father figure tohim.
Yeah, okay, because I reallywant to talk about Maui Okay.
He did find a way to teach thekids some demigod skills.
Oh, he found a way I don't knowhow either that very handy to
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have Right.
So he found out some magicalway to have the kids to learn
how to shapeshift.
Oh, it happened.
Uh-oh, it happened.
So his style of parenting iswhy follow the rules when you
can just turn into a hawk andfly over them?
Ah, they have two kids, they'reboth a lot alike, they're best
(22:14):
friends and they hang outconstantly.
Nice, that's my Moana.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Nice.
See, I would have thought shewould have opened up a like a
hooli chicken, uh kalua porkjoint there's probably many of
those yeah around anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, she wears that to open it up.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's probably already on the island yeah, competition
, I think she would have madebetter right, but would she ruin
the competition?
Possibly Because she's morefamous and she has a demigod for
.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's not no, she's just being nice.
She wouldn't be unfair.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
She wants to open this chicken place, right, but
she just wants to be nice aboutit.
Yeah, she knows she would be.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
She's being kind by not doing it, I understand.
So next one, mirabelle.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I know you're dying to know what happened to
Mirabelle.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I can't wait to find out, she remains the glue for
the family.
Magical, she meets a schoolteacher from a neighboring
village and they get married.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh yeah, you know no magic.
It's just a couple of ordinarypeople living a good life
Because she didn't get a gift.
She didn't get a gift.
She didn't get a gift.
They have five children.
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She got five gifts.
She did get gifts, threechildren and two boys.
Now I wonder I didn't thinkabout this maybe her children
get gifts, who knows?
Yeah, I don't know, there's apossibility.
But they live a really happylife with lots of singing and
dancing and it's all verycolorful To help make ends meet,
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because teacher she married ateacher Right In Columbia.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
How much do Columbia teachers really make?
They don't have a very strongunion.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
In Columbia.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
But she drives Uber three evenings a week.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You're still on the Maribel driving Uber.
You're strangest I watched.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I watched and she is like an Uber driver.
There's no cars, she's a15-year-old, but that doesn't
mean she's not, in the future,an Uber driver.
She reminds me of an Uberdriver, very friendly, but she
starts making clothing, mostlyskirts, with the ornate
embroidery.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, she does it at home while the kids are in
school or or taking naps.
That's when she's working onthat.
So they all eventually do starttalking about bruno, but only
after he's left the room.
Okay, and that's what happenswith mirabelle.
Nice, you know, I didn't gointo the rest of the family.
They're all doing well, right,that That'd be a lot.
Yeah, that's a big cast.
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That's a big cast.
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nice.
My next is Aurora Mm-hmm.
Sleeping Beauty, okay, who Imistook a few weeks ago for
Cinderella Okay, I'm not goingto let that down in my own mind.
No, it was a peaceful kingdomuntil the kids came along.
Now, all she does is royalduties parenting and she naps
(25:05):
all the time.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, she's a napper.
Prince Philip is now KingPhilip.
Oh, good for him.
He spends his days and he's anamazing king.
He's a great husband and he's amaster at dodging toys and
sword fights with children.
That's what he does.
He has placed sword fights withthe kids.
We all know that life's realbattles are fought after the
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dragon is slain.
They have two girls a girlnamed Diana, who has Aurora's
spirit and adventure, but zeroof her patience, okay, and a boy
named Maximus, who always hasan imaginary battle going on
with some great foe.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, if you have a kid named Maximus, that's your
life.
Yeah, imaginary foes and greatbattles.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, he could be a good king or a bad king.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
He could, it could go either way, could.
Got to keep an eye on Maximus.
Yes, that's Sleeping Beauty.
Okay, so my next one is Asha.
Okay, so my next one is Asha.
She ends up marrying Simon, whois her friend who betrayed her
in the movie.
But by the end of the moviethey've made up, they're all
square, but eventually theydecide that they need to be
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together.
So they get married.
They have three kids, all boys.
Oh, pretty average boys.
They do boy things Right, theyjust do.
They're not part of the story.
She has steady employment as thewish giver with her magic wand.
Yeah, she works.
It's a government job, so she'scollecting her full 40, but she
works about 25 hours a week.
Yeah, you know, but that's okay.
(26:35):
Elon Musk tried to, you know,say she wasn't necessary.
But yeah, she was the wishgiver.
So you know necessary, Right,Congress?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
didn't let him do that yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So, to be honest, she's quite good at her job and
with her abundant vacation timeshe's able to take her family on
a lot of vacations, oh good.
Once a year they go to DisneyParis, so they are actually in
Iberia is where this takes place.
The movie oh, okay.
So, which is Spain?
Okay, but yeah, they go toDisney Paris and they take a
Disney cruise once a year.
Oh good, yeah.
(27:05):
A lot of mine are big fans ofDisney.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
They go to Florida to go on the Disney cruise.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, there's actually a Disney cruise up that does
like Norway and Denmark, and upthere it's part of the year.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think it's that cool.
I think we talked about it lastweek after the podcast.
Yeah, there's a trip you cantake when they change the ship
to a different port fordifferent times of the year.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh really, yeah, yeah , it's like a 15-day cruise.
So this one—.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's once or twice a year.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And I found out about that for the DVC cruise next
year is Norway and all those,but anyway, and I think there's
one in the Mediterranean?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do they have DVC?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
They do not.
They do not, okay, no, not asbig in Europe as it is here in
the US.
We like our timeshares here, sothey live in a four-bed,
two-bath home in the suburbs.
You know they're a verymiddle-class family.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right, this is the first time we brought up other
than castle living arrangements.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes, yeah, now Casita , because, king Magnifico, they
left the castle to his wife, andI'm forgetting her name at the
moment, but they left the castleto her.
It's like, no, they're justhappy in their average little
home in the suburbs.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It just worked for them.
That's perfect, yeah, okay soyou have one more.
One more Ariel.
Ariel is the mother of three.
She's still very adventurous.
She's an impulsive redhead, asshe's always been.
She juggles her land and seafamilies very well.
Oh, she has two differentfamilies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the land andthe sea In-laws live on land,
right.
They have found a way again donwon't.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
To send the kids to school under the sea.
Okay, so the kids go to schoolunder the sea, but they live on
the land.
Do they go with Nemo?
I said, don't ask, I couldn'tfigure anything else out.
I wanted to do that though.
Uh-huh so yeah, it just happens.
Yeah, there's things that justhappen, we don't know why we
don't right?
She likes to take swim breaksand just go for a long swim.
(29:01):
Yeah, it concerns eric a lot,though, because she's gone too
long and he has to go searchingfor her all the time that means
getting out the boat right.
Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
She scares all the other people on ships yeah, when
she it's not an easy thingtaking out a boat.
No, and yeah, you start seeinga.
Well, eric's been for so long.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah he takes.
That's all he did forever.
He loves it, but you know he'sgetting annoyed with it a little
bit.
She's always gone yeah, he'slong swims, it's just too long
if she just like go for half thetime and be home for the kids
and him for once in a while, youknow.
But she goes in his long swims.
It's crazy.
But king eric's all about hisroyal duties, ah yes, and his
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royal responsibility, his royalresponsibility.
He's a good, responsible man,right?
He spends much of his timeteaching the children what it
takes to be royalty.
He has a best-selling memoirRaising Fishy Kids on Dry Lands,
it's called.
It's spent months on the top ofthe list and they're making a
movie starring Zendaya andRichard Madden.
Richard Madden played RobbStark in Game of Thrones.
(30:01):
Oh, played Robb Stark in Gameof Thrones, oh.
So Robb Stark and Zendaya staras?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, I can see that, yeah, yeah, it's a new huge
movie coming out, excellent,excellent, okay, so my last one,
yeah, raya, okay, so now we'reactually, it's our new movie.
We finally watched it, right, Iwatched it, and I wish I'd
watched this sooner, becauseit's a great movie.
It is so Raya.
Sadly, after the eventsportrayed in Raya and the Last
(30:27):
Dragon, raya had trouble fillingthat sense of purpose of both
guarding the orb and thenrestoring the world, because she
spent years doing that.
Well, you know, you takesomeone's purpose away and don't
have something to immediatelyreplace it.
Someone can get lost, right,and she did temporarily, but she
got lost, okay, she turned tothe bottle.
Oh, for about three years, Iknew you were going somewhere
(30:51):
dark, don't?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
it's a disease man, I was tickling because I knew you
were going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I didn't know what it was her father hosts an
intervention for her, she agreesto go to rehab and comes out,
and and she finds her purposeagain.
So she eventually marries acousin of Namari from the tribe
Fang and they have three kids,two girls and a boy.
Okay, her and her husbandlaunch a successful business
making and selling dragon-shapedkites all around the world.
(31:18):
Oh nice, yeah, so things turnout well, but that's life, true
for.
Oh nice, yeah, so things turnout well, but that's the that's
life.
That is true for all of us.
Right, we have our momentswhere we don't do so hot, right,
and they may last a littlewhile, but she had her father
who was always looking out forher came to her aid Right.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Happily Ever After comes in different forms.
It does.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But she did find her happily ever after.
Right, she did, and that's howit is.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
There's always something that leads up to it.
Yes, Could be a dragon tryingto kill you.
Put you to sleep.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All kinds of stuff, right, all kinds of stuff Crazy
witches.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Right yeah, or a bottle.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Or a bottle Right.
So there it is Go.
Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today we
are having a Bahama Mama thatserved at the Turf Club Bar and
Grill.
I think we've been here beforeFour or five times.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know that was the thing is.
We've avoided it so much andall of a sudden we looked at
their menu.
Right, I was like dang, theygot some good drinks there,
right, it's funny.
So we got on the kick.
So we've had several reallygood drinks.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's served at Saratoga Springs, yeah, at the
Turf Club Bar and Grill, andit's the Bahama Mama, and it's
made with Parrot Bay Coconut RumPlantation Original Dark Rum,
bull's Cream, day Banana andTropical Juices and sold for
$15.50.
$15.50?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's Disney cheap.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I know, and it's Disney good too.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It is.
We postponed recording thisepisode a week and so we
actually tried this last weekand it was a little bit
different.
Last week I actually had bananaliqueur that I tried, but this
week we used banana rum.
So this was made with a shot ofLargo Bay coconut rum, a shot
of Largo Bay banana rum, a shotof Gosling dark rum and then I
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did four and a half ounces ofPog Juice.
So I kind of equaled out PogJuice with the tropical juices,
with the alcohol.
Last week we only did threeounces, so it was a little more
alcohol forward, last week alittle less.
So this week Still very good,very good, very fruity drink,
refreshing.
You know, if you're sittingpoolside you'd want one of these
.
It's a classic On a nice hotday.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It was Christy's first ever favorite drink.
Oh, okay, it was her go-to whenshe just turned 21.
Ah, so yeah, the Bahama wasmade many times.
We made a little different backthen.
I told you about it last week.
It was a whole different recipe.
It tastes about the same,uh-huh, but yeah, classic drink,
great drink.
I have nothing bad to say aboutit.
The Red Robin recipe the RedRobin recipe Right, that's what
(01:47):
her first ever one was.
So I looked it up back then.
Okay, if we had the internetback then.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So not a bad version of this.
I think I actually would havecut back on the juice, the pog
juice.
I would have gone back to threeounces yeah.
It's got a little more juice init.
I like a little more alcoholforward taste.
But then again we're also usingcoconut and banana rum.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, so you know what you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's not good to not know that you're
drinking Right, and sometimesthat can be the case.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So today we're having a Bahama mama Mama Emphasized
Because we're talking about theDisney princesses and their
families, 10 years after theirrespective movies.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
After they become potentially.
Potentially they become moms.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right, just their family life, yeah.
What do they look like?
In our opinion, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We went through all the princesses Right.
We did a lot of them, so weshould dive into this.
We should dive in Right, so whydon't you start?
Kick us off here?
Okay, so I'll start.
I have Snow White, okay Tostart.
So what happened with SnowWhite?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I just did kind of an overview of their whole thing
with Snow White and her kids andstuff.
Okay, so I don't know if ourconcept's going to be the same.
We never know.
So White's still the beauty,but getting so tired of are you
still the fairest of them allquestions?
Oh, she getting kind of tiredof that.
Yeah, I could see that she'sstill happily married to Prince
(03:10):
Charming, but the glow ofhappily ever after is faded into
an actual marriage.
Right, it happens.
Right, all the royal stuff's abig weight, a big stress, and
the biggest stress, though, forher whole life is the seven
dwarves still visit all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That would be tough.
They're always around.
That would be tough to haveseven goofy uncles showing up
like nonstop.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right, the prince whose name is Florian.
I didn't know that.
Oh, you didn't.
I didn't know that I didn'tremember that I haven't seen
Snow White a lot of times, butI'm going to go watch it the new
movie when it comes out.
So I should re-watch theanimated.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Is there Prince Florian in the new one?
We'll find out.
I thought there wasn't.
I know nothing about it Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So he's still, of course, charming, but his
hairline's receded slightly,yeah, and he's thinking of
growing a beard.
Okay, his days are filled withroyal duties, but he really just
wants to go on a long horsebackride with Snow again.
Okay, and I have the.
I added the dwarves.
What happened to the dwarves?
So, yeah, here's what happenedto all the dwarves real quick.
Okay, because it's a part oftheir family.
(04:13):
Grumpy runs a podcast calledRanting with Grumpy.
He has three followers.
Two of them are his brothers.
Okay, okay, them are hisbrothers, okay, okay.
Happy is a moderatelysuccessful stand-up comic,
mostly dad jokes yeah, okaysleepy runs classes, the
community center called nap yourway to royalty.
(04:35):
Bashful is very successful onthe online dating sites.
He just never shows up to anyof the dates he's.
He ghosts them right.
Yeah, sneezy spends his daystrying to find the correct herbs
and teas, a concoction toremedy himself of all his
sneezing and Dopey.
He's an internet sensation forhis dopey dance.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh, he's huge.
Good for him.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right, yeah, and Doc, just he just walks around
lecturing everyone about healthand wellness.
Ah, and they have two kids,okay, snow Chase is the youngest
one around every day and he'salways covered in chocolate.
The oldest wears a crowneverywhere he goes.
It's probably just a phase, butit's been a 10-year phase and
they insist on taking all thoseanimals everywhere they go.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That's my Snow White family.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Snow White Counting for all of them.
Okay so, no white family.
No white Counting for all ofthem.
Okay, so I started off withBelle, okay, so she had a whole
litter of babies.
Okay, six total.
You know, in 10 years there'ssome Irish twins there.
Anyway, four boys and two girls.
I didn't come up with, I didn'thave their names Right, it's
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just, she just has a wholelitter.
It did take her a while toreplace all the furniture,
dishes and decor after whatbecame known around the castle
as the flower petal incident.
Okay, yeah, so I mean Cogsworthand Lumiere and Chip.
They all turned back intohumans.
Well, that's great, you haveyour staff again, right, but you
(06:02):
don't have dishes, you don'thave furniture, so they had to
run out and you know, replacethat.
A lot of garage saline.
You know Beast had lost hisfortune.
He had the cash.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh, he did yeah, oh man.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He was property rich but cash poor, and so it took a
while to replace all that stuffthat turned back into humans.
Ah, poor Beast, yeah, okay, andso it took a while to replace
all that stuff that turned backinto humans.
Ah, poor beast.
Yeah, but the staff they stayedon, they're very loyal staff.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh good, Stayed there anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She found a love of dogs to fill an unknown void in
her life.
Love of dogs Mostly Doberman,pinschers and German Shepherds
were the dogs that she likedmost Right.
And she maintained the castleand freelance rights for Dog
Fancy Magazine.
Oh good, yeah.
So she kept her side hustle.
Yeah, kept that going Good.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's a good one.
I mean, yeah, she'd be good atthat.
Okay, that's good, so next?
Next is Cinderella.
Cinderella's kind of over theprincess life thing.
She's getting even more tiredof all the glass slipper jokes.
At every event.
She mostly wears long sweatersand leggings around the castle,
except for royal events and herbiggest stress the people keep
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thinking that she's found herprince at midnight, when they
actually dance to the ball at10.30pm.
She's really mad about that.
Prince Charming loves to marrylife but started to get a royal
burnout.
He envisioned a life slayingdragons and rescuing people, but
he's stuck in endless meetingsabout the royal economy.
Hmm, yeah, like other kingsaround the lands, he has that
dad bod and a receding hairline.
(07:35):
Uh-huh, he's big into DIYprojects around the castle, very
much upsetting the staff.
Yeah, the stepmother, ladyTremaine, I added her.
Okay, because she's stillaround.
Yeah, right, she's not goingnowhere.
No, while she's not activelyplotting against Cinderella,
while she's not anymore, shedoesn't plot against Cinderella
anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, everybody sees through that nonsense.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Right, but she's not quite reformed.
No, she spends her weekshosting ladies' lunches and
making fun of everyone's hairand giving unsolicited fashion
advice.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She started a line of one size fits all glass
slippers okay and herstepsisters anastasia.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
She's not meeting anymore.
She's a totally nice person.
Oh yeah, she's actually a lifecoach oh, very, very good.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm glad to hear that .
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right, but Drizella, she's a big reality star, Well
she wants to be a big realitystar.
She's in reality shows.
She has one herself called theRoyal, who has it All.
She swears she's still meant tobe the queen.
They surprisingly have no kids,but rumor has it one's on the
way, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There you go.
That'd be so nice.
You know you want her to havekids, right?
So my next one, jasmine, okay,and of course a good one.
She married aladdin.
You know it was meant to be.
They had two kids, a boy and agirl.
Okay, named aladdin jr anddahlia.
Yeah, well, they thought aboutlike Muhammad and Omar, they
were tossing around somedifferent, but they just went
(09:08):
with Aladdin Jr.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Does the genie have a real name?
No, so they kind of named itgenie.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I look because see they wanted to name him after
genie but, it was only genie, orin the live action it was genie
or merchant.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh, that's, it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Or the ship merchant, something like that.
So they just went with AladdinJr, but they named the daughter
after Dahlia, her companionRight, or her head maid, who had
a great role in the live action.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Excellent.
So she wanted to have more thanone because of her lonely
childhood that led her tobefriending a tiger.
When you're an only child, yeah, you want siblings, and she
really wanted her kids to havesiblings.
Of course, they fight a lot, somaybe she should have had three
, but there's still time.
So, speaking of the tiger, herbeloved pet tiger, raja.
(09:59):
Well, he had to be put down.
What?
Yeah, he started becoming athreat.
So it was either.
So you can't really take in atiger to have it neutered.
And he just got old and meanand grumpy Aw yeah and was a
threat to the kids.
So they had to put him down.
That sucks, yeah, I know it wasa tough day in the
(10:24):
Aladdin-Jasmine household.
So her and Aladdin, despitebeing the sultans, you know, in
charge of the land, want fornothing.
They began a very successfulimport-export business selling
rugs and bronze trinket lamps.
Yeah, you know, help feed theeconomy.
Now they manage all theimport-export, but it employs
(10:46):
like 1,200 people.
Wow, that's a big business Inthe Agrabah.
Where was their land?
I don't know.
He was from Agrabah.
That was the made-up one.
Anyway, there you go.
That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There are Arabian Nights.
Yes, I know that that's a goodone.
Lana has a pretty good life,really she does.
Yeah, sad about the tiger.
Let's take a moment of silencefor the tiger.
Yeah, Okay so my next isPocahontas Okay, which I've only
seen the movie a few times,yeah, so this is one I struggle
with a lot.
That's okay and, like Eli said,when I talked to him about it my
(11:18):
son, he said that it's crazybecause you can't look up
Pocahontas and John Smith inreal life, because the movie is
completely opposite of theirreal lives.
Right, it's not even close.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So you just got to go with the movie, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So I tried.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Thank you, Disney.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thank you.
So Pocahontas is still theconfident, adventurous spirit of
the tribe.
She's more realistic now,though.
Uh-huh, she no longer runsthrough the woods every day,
does not like this, and shedoesn't like this new age
wellness trend that's taken overher whole tribe.
Oh, Everyone's so obsessed withcleansing their energy and
aligning their chakras.
Oh, it's a big thing.
(11:54):
She just seeks a peaceful canoeride.
Did you just mix up yourIndians?
Why?
No, that's what they're.
It's a trend.
Chakras it's a trend of thetribe.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Those are other Indians.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know, but can't you , can't they?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They could pick up the trend.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
yes, Can they pick up the trend?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I suppose, so I didn't say it was Native
American.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It came from somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
John Smith.
This is true, gosh, darn it.
Okay, I would just check in.
Yeah, no, I was trying to getsomething.
I want to make sure you knowthe difference between your East
Indians and your NativeAmericans.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Between.
What is it?
A Big Bang Theory?
It is would you like to take myland?
Indians, or namaste Indians, or?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
namaste Indians Something like that, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, so that's Pocahontas.
John Smith is settled into hisnew life but grapples a lot with
his post-exploration syndrome.
Okay, his days used to be spenttraveling the high seas and
exploring foreign lands.
Now he pretty much just teachesvillagers to tie knots, mmm,
those days.
And they have three kids.
I put names for these kids.
(12:55):
Oh, what are their names?
Because I like the river, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
He's our oldest.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He got his parents' adventurous spirit.
He's always out exploringnature.
Okay, willow is the middlechild.
She's very thoughtful andinquisitive.
And the youngest, his name, isStorm.
Storm is what you would call awhirlwind of a child, always
running off, getting into somekind of mischief.
He's a big prankster and that'sall I have for the pocahontas
(13:21):
family.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, my next one is tiana.
Of course, she married princenaveen, had four children, two
boys and two girls.
They're all aged three to seven, so it's a busy little
household, but they're allinvolved in her youtube cooking
channel.
Okay, tiana and fam eats that'sthe name of their channel.
You can look that up.
That would be funny if there'sa really a tiana and fam eats
that's the name of their channel.
You can look that up.
That would be funny if there'sa really a tiana and fam eat.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We should have made one before.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We should have welcome to tiana and fam eats uh
, okay, but she's sure planningwe're getting there, folks yeah,
has shown a real knack forcoordinating events, mostly for
big daddy and charlotte, and shemanages the bayou critter band
which she put together.
(14:06):
As you'll see the story behindthat on tiana's bayou adventure
right, you go on the right.
She does still own a restaurant, tiana's palace, but is mostly
handed over managerial and headchef duties because of her other
pursuits.
So she's just got a lot goingon.
She's got a lot going on.
She's got the kids and PrinceNaveen.
Busy woman, it's a very busywoman but very happy.
(14:28):
They're all very, very happy.
That's good yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's good if you're busy all the time and still
happy.
Whatever makes you happy, right, exactly, and she's doing what
makes her happy, right.
That's what you have to do,okay, very important Next.
My next is Mulan.
Mulan's become a total warriorof a housewife, that's right.
Mulan is a stay-at-home mom, oh, and has traded her sword in
for her to-do list, so she doesnot have to ever shout at her
(14:52):
kids, she can just glare theminto submission.
She still finds times topractice her warrior skills in
the backyard, though theneighbor thinks she's strange.
Uh-huh, her husband's Li Shang.
He's the total dad.
Yeah, his military career isbehind him, but his toughest
foes are his children.
He often wonders how can I leadtroops into battle but cannot
stop my son from building acatapult in the living room?
(15:13):
They have a boy and a girlthree years apart, and that's
all I have for.
Mulan, mulan, so my heart, andthat's all I have for mulan,
mulan.
So my next one, merida.
She never quite found love, ohwell, and does she want to?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't know if she's trying, probably most most
likely, to make mom and dadhappy, but you know she's a free
spirit, she's throwing her hatin the ring.
Okay, so she never quite foundlove, but she wanted to be a mom
and so she decided to adopt agirl from China, of which she
lied on her adoption applicationabout the guided bear hunts
that she does as her part-timeside hustle.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, side hustle to everyone.
Oh well, you know that's partof their future.
It is you know the side hustle,so she named the girl Maraid
Very good Scottish name, maraidand she spends a lot of time
with her uncles.
Maraid does Mm-hmm.
Harris, hubert and Hamish, andthey take her to Disney World a
lot.
Oh wow, yeah, they're thosetype of uncles.
(16:11):
They go to Disney World a lot.
Big fans, big fans Good uncles.
But.
But she created an onlinedating profile just to throw her
hat in the ring, right, she'snot a lot of hope in it, but you
know she's still willing to try.
Nice, yeah, and that's whathappened to Merida.
That's.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Merida Mm-hmm.
My next is Rapunzel.
Rapunzel's still the sameenergetic, free-spirited
princess who loves a goodadventure, but now her
adventures include things likecleaning up glitter, untangling
her hair and mediating siblingarguments.
Her hair is not as long as itused to be and it's more
manageable, but it's still verylong, though.
This is not as long, right, butshe saw us to redo it about
(16:51):
three times a day or disasterbreaks loose.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
She got a mom cut.
Is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right, but it still grows out a lot.
Yeah, the kid's favorite gameis tug of war with mommy's hair.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
that's their favorite play every day right, okay,
keep some busy.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Flynn rider who's a great character by the way he is
he doesn't get enough credit.
I don't think.
In the disney, you know, flynnrider is awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
He's now less outlaw and more family guy oh, but see,
I could see children reforminghim, right?
Yeah, I could.
Could see him really divinginto the dad role.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Right, he is the kingdom finance manager.
That's what he mainly does.
He manages the finances of thekingdom as the prince consort.
Okay, but his real job to himis telling great dad jokes.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh yeah, he thinks he's awesome at it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Rapunzel spends most of her time rolling her eyes and
groaning His two favorite jokes.
He thinks he's awesome at it.
Rapunzel spends most of hertime rolling her eyes and
groaning His two favorite jokesAre you ready?
Okay, okay.
Why did the horse go behind thetree?
Why To?
Change his jockeys, okay, andhis second favorite one.
I told my wife she was drawingher eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Those, are his two favoritesOkay, they have two kids kids, a
(18:01):
boy and a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, okay, my next one is anna.
I'll do anna and elsa.
Elsa is a real quick one, butokay, and elsa okay.
So soon after the events of themovie, she married christoph
and had 12 children, six boysand six girls.
So they're real prone to howmany twins 12, what and it's 10
years later, but they're real.
It's a family, real prone totriplets and twins.
(18:25):
Okay, yeah, so there's like twosets of triplets in there and a
set of twins.
Wow, yeah, I know, poorchristoph.
Well, you know, it's the ice.
Business is going better now ohis it it better because it's not
a land of ice and snow, right,yeah.
So there's actual business,there's need for his product and
she's the queen, pretty muchbecause Elsa abdicated her
(18:48):
throne, right?
So all the children theirs is alittle bit unfortunate.
No, they're very happy, justright up front.
They're very happy.
But all children have iqsbetween like 80 and 90.
So arendelle, kingdom ofarendelle is basically screwed
in the future because they justgot some potential stupid
(19:09):
leadership.
Since she's a queen, shedoesn't really need a side
hustle but opens a family childcare, which she does horribly
because no one trusts her withher children.
Some of the castle staff enrolltheir children out of pity
because they can keep close tabson her.
She also tries to invest infranchises of Juan Reyn Oken's
trading posts and saunas, hello,hello, but they all fail
(19:35):
quickly.
She doesn't have a businessmind.
It was a good try Out in themiddle of nowhere.
Want a trading post with Asanawho doesn't, if I'm out.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
If we had one around here, if you had one up where
you live, wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Mount St Helens, on the back roads.
If I came across a trading postwith Asana, I would be super
happy, isn't that great?
No such thing exists back roads, yeah, in the middle of the.
And if I came across a tradingpost with asana, oh jeez, I
would be super happy.
Great, but no no such thingexists, okay, but anyway, they
all fail quickly.
So after 10 years, her onlyreal talent remains building
snowmen and making babies withchristoph.
Wow, that's really all she'sgot.
(20:13):
That's her thing to fall backon, yeah so now now oh, oh elsa,
let's yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
So now, now, oh Elsa, oh Elsa.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Let's throw her in.
Now is Elsa and we go.
So no children or family, she'sjust some forest spirit and a
story, that's it.
That's it.
She just chills.
Yeah, she's just.
She's just chilling Out in themiddle of nowhere doing her
thing.
Okay, Ice ice baby.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, so now you've all been waiting for.
Okay, the moment's finallyarrived for Moana.
Moana, here it is.
She's still very courageous,but spends less time sailing the
seas and more time trying toget her kids to not sail the
seas.
Okay, uh-huh.
Okay, you're going to have to.
There's lots of leeway with myMoana one, okay.
(20:55):
Okay, you're going to have tolike work with me here.
Okay, because I wanted to havekids and stuff, but I couldn't
figure it all out, so I did athing.
Okay, she runs the islandefficiently, but has a tough
time managing her toddler.
To stop bringing Heiheieverywhere they go, like he's
everywhere.
Yeah, the toddler one lovesHeihei.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
But who doesn't?
What about Pua?
I don't know.
I don't have Pua the pig.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I don't have any pigs , okay, for this purpose of what
I'm talking about right now.
I made a side note here.
Okay, moana has kids and Mauiis more of their stepdad.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know how that all works.
Maui's like a father figure tohim.
Yeah, okay, because I reallywant to talk about Maui Okay.
He did find a way to teach thekids some demigod skills.
Oh, he found a way I don't knowhow either that very handy to
(21:54):
have Right.
So he found out some magicalway to have the kids to learn
how to shapeshift.
Oh, it happened.
Uh-oh, it happened.
So his style of parenting iswhy follow the rules when you
can just turn into a hawk andfly over them?
Ah, they have two kids, they'reboth a lot alike, they're best
(22:14):
friends and they hang outconstantly.
Nice, that's my Moana.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Nice.
See, I would have thought shewould have opened up a like a
hooli chicken, uh kalua porkjoint there's probably many of
those yeah around anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, she wears that to open it up.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's probably already on the island yeah, competition
, I think she would have madebetter right, but would she ruin
the competition?
Possibly Because she's morefamous and she has a demigod for
.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's not no, she's just being nice.
She wouldn't be unfair.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
She wants to open this chicken place, right, but
she just wants to be nice aboutit.
Yeah, she knows she would be.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
She's being kind by not doing it, I understand.
So next one, mirabelle.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I know you're dying to know what happened to
Mirabelle.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I can't wait to find out, she remains the glue for
the family.
Magical, she meets a schoolteacher from a neighboring
village and they get married.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh yeah, you know no magic.
It's just a couple of ordinarypeople living a good life
Because she didn't get a gift.
She didn't get a gift.
She didn't get a gift.
They have five children.
(23:23):
She got five gifts.
She did get gifts, threechildren and two boys.
Now I wonder I didn't thinkabout this maybe her children
get gifts, who knows?
Yeah, I don't know, there's apossibility.
But they live a really happylife with lots of singing and
dancing and it's all verycolorful To help make ends meet,
(23:44):
because teacher she married ateacher Right In Columbia.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
How much do Columbia teachers really make?
They don't have a very strongunion.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
In Columbia.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
But she drives Uber three evenings a week.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You're still on the Maribel driving Uber.
You're strangest I watched.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I watched and she is like an Uber driver.
There's no cars, she's a15-year-old, but that doesn't
mean she's not, in the future,an Uber driver.
She reminds me of an Uberdriver, very friendly, but she
starts making clothing, mostlyskirts, with the ornate
embroidery.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, she does it at home while the kids are in
school or or taking naps.
That's when she's working onthat.
So they all eventually do starttalking about bruno, but only
after he's left the room.
Okay, and that's what happenswith mirabelle.
Nice, you know, I didn't gointo the rest of the family.
They're all doing well, right,that That'd be a lot.
Yeah, that's a big cast.
(24:42):
That's a big cast.
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nice.
My next is Aurora Mm-hmm.
Sleeping Beauty, okay, who Imistook a few weeks ago for
Cinderella Okay, I'm not goingto let that down in my own mind.
No, it was a peaceful kingdomuntil the kids came along.
Now, all she does is royalduties parenting and she naps
(25:05):
all the time.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, she's a napper.
Prince Philip is now KingPhilip.
Oh, good for him.
He spends his days and he's anamazing king.
He's a great husband and he's amaster at dodging toys and
sword fights with children.
That's what he does.
He has placed sword fights withthe kids.
We all know that life's realbattles are fought after the
(25:27):
dragon is slain.
They have two girls a girlnamed Diana, who has Aurora's
spirit and adventure, but zeroof her patience, okay, and a boy
named Maximus, who always hasan imaginary battle going on
with some great foe.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, if you have a kid named Maximus, that's your
life.
Yeah, imaginary foes and greatbattles.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, he could be a good king or a bad king.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
He could, it could go either way, could.
Got to keep an eye on Maximus.
Yes, that's Sleeping Beauty.
Okay, so my next one is Asha.
Okay, so my next one is Asha.
She ends up marrying Simon, whois her friend who betrayed her
in the movie.
But by the end of the moviethey've made up, they're all
square, but eventually theydecide that they need to be
(26:13):
together.
So they get married.
They have three kids, all boys.
Oh, pretty average boys.
They do boy things Right, theyjust do.
They're not part of the story.
She has steady employment as thewish giver with her magic wand.
Yeah, she works.
It's a government job, so she'scollecting her full 40, but she
works about 25 hours a week.
Yeah, you know, but that's okay.
(26:35):
Elon Musk tried to, you know,say she wasn't necessary.
But yeah, she was the wishgiver.
So you know necessary, Right,Congress?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
didn't let him do that yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So, to be honest, she's quite good at her job and
with her abundant vacation timeshe's able to take her family on
a lot of vacations, oh good.
Once a year they go to DisneyParis, so they are actually in
Iberia is where this takes place.
The movie oh, okay.
So, which is Spain?
Okay, but yeah, they go toDisney Paris and they take a
Disney cruise once a year.
Oh good, yeah.
(27:05):
A lot of mine are big fans ofDisney.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
They go to Florida to go on the Disney cruise.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, there's actually a Disney cruise up that does
like Norway and Denmark, and upthere it's part of the year.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think it's that cool.
I think we talked about it lastweek after the podcast.
Yeah, there's a trip you cantake when they change the ship
to a different port fordifferent times of the year.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh really, yeah, yeah , it's like a 15-day cruise.
So this one—.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's once or twice a year.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And I found out about that for the DVC cruise next
year is Norway and all those,but anyway, and I think there's
one in the Mediterranean?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do they have DVC?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
They do not.
They do not, okay, no, not asbig in Europe as it is here in
the US.
We like our timeshares here, sothey live in a four-bed,
two-bath home in the suburbs.
You know they're a verymiddle-class family.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right, this is the first time we brought up other
than castle living arrangements.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes, yeah, now Casita , because, king Magnifico, they
left the castle to his wife, andI'm forgetting her name at the
moment, but they left the castleto her.
It's like, no, they're justhappy in their average little
home in the suburbs.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It just worked for them.
That's perfect, yeah, okay soyou have one more.
One more Ariel.
Ariel is the mother of three.
She's still very adventurous.
She's an impulsive redhead, asshe's always been.
She juggles her land and seafamilies very well.
Oh, she has two differentfamilies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the land andthe sea In-laws live on land,
right.
They have found a way again donwon't.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
To send the kids to school under the sea.
Okay, so the kids go to schoolunder the sea, but they live on
the land.
Do they go with Nemo?
I said, don't ask, I couldn'tfigure anything else out.
I wanted to do that though.
Uh-huh so yeah, it just happens.
Yeah, there's things that justhappen, we don't know why we
don't right?
She likes to take swim breaksand just go for a long swim.
(29:01):
Yeah, it concerns eric a lot,though, because she's gone too
long and he has to go searchingfor her all the time that means
getting out the boat right.
Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
She scares all the other people on ships yeah, when
she it's not an easy thingtaking out a boat.
No, and yeah, you start seeinga.
Well, eric's been for so long.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah he takes.
That's all he did forever.
He loves it, but you know he'sgetting annoyed with it a little
bit.
She's always gone yeah, he'slong swims, it's just too long
if she just like go for half thetime and be home for the kids
and him for once in a while, youknow.
But she goes in his long swims.
It's crazy.
But king eric's all about hisroyal duties, ah yes, and his
(29:41):
royal responsibility, his royalresponsibility.
He's a good, responsible man,right?
He spends much of his timeteaching the children what it
takes to be royalty.
He has a best-selling memoirRaising Fishy Kids on Dry Lands,
it's called.
It's spent months on the top ofthe list and they're making a
movie starring Zendaya andRichard Madden.
Richard Madden played RobbStark in Game of Thrones.
(30:01):
Oh, played Robb Stark in Gameof Thrones, oh.
So Robb Stark and Zendaya staras?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, I can see that, yeah, yeah, it's a new huge
movie coming out, excellent,excellent, okay, so my last one,
yeah, raya, okay, so now we'reactually, it's our new movie.
We finally watched it, right, Iwatched it, and I wish I'd
watched this sooner, becauseit's a great movie.
It is so Raya.
Sadly, after the eventsportrayed in Raya and the Last
(30:27):
Dragon, raya had trouble fillingthat sense of purpose of both
guarding the orb and thenrestoring the world, because she
spent years doing that.
Well, you know, you takesomeone's purpose away and don't
have something to immediatelyreplace it.
Someone can get lost, right,and she did temporarily, but she
got lost, okay, she turned tothe bottle.
Oh, for about three years, Iknew you were going somewhere
(30:51):
dark, don't?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
it's a disease man, I was tickling because I knew you
were going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I didn't know what it was her father hosts an
intervention for her, she agreesto go to rehab and comes out,
and and she finds her purposeagain.
So she eventually marries acousin of Namari from the tribe
Fang and they have three kids,two girls and a boy.
Okay, her and her husbandlaunch a successful business
making and selling dragon-shapedkites all around the world.
(31:18):
Oh nice, yeah, so things turnout well, but that's life, true
for.
Oh nice, yeah, so things turnout well, but that's the that's
life.
That is true for all of us.
Right, we have our momentswhere we don't do so hot, right,
and they may last a littlewhile, but she had her father
who was always looking out forher came to her aid Right.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Happily Ever After comes in different forms.
It does.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But she did find her happily ever after.
Right, she did, and that's howit is.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
There's always something that leads up to it.
Yes, Could be a dragon tryingto kill you.
Put you to sleep.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All kinds of stuff, right, all kinds of stuff Crazy
witches.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Right yeah, or a bottle.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Or a bottle Right.
So there it is Go.
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