April 7, 2025 • 27 mins
What if everything you thought you knew about Disney was carefully manufactured to hide darker truths? Behind the smiling characters and perfectly crafted attractions lies a web of conspiracies that would make even the most hardened skeptic question reality.
Hidden Mickeys aren't innocent design elements—they're sophisticated psychological triggers strategically placed to manipulate your spending habits and reinforce brand loyalty. That burst of joy when you spot one? It's a programmed response designed to open your wallet and strengthen your devotion to the Mouse. We explore how this elaborate Da Vinci Code-like system works throughout the parks.
Walt Disney's connection to the JFK assassination reveals a shocking truth: his refusal to participate in the plot led to his cancer diagnosis by government agencies. Or perhaps more disturbing—what if Walt never died at all? Evidence suggests he's been revived beneath Walt Disney World, continuing his innovations in AI and holographic technology away from public scrutiny.
The most innocent attractions may serve as gateways to other dimensions. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, when traversed backwards, reportedly opens an interdimensional portal that's the source of both Disney's most delicious snacks and some of its most controversial executives. And those ducks wandering around? Sophisticated surveillance drones collecting your data with SD cards hidden under their left wings.
For the ultra-wealthy, a secret adults-only Disney park exists where world leaders conduct clandestine meetings between rides that never break down. This exclusive paradise, possibly hidden beneath Mount St. Helens, offers experiences beyond imagination for those with the means to access it.
Join us as we pull back the curtain on these and other Disney conspiracies, exposing the magic for what it truly is—a carefully constructed illusion hiding secrets in plain sight. Will you ever see the Happiest Place on Earth the same way again?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where
today we're drinking a secretcottage from the Disneyland
Hotel at the Broken Spell Lounge, the new lounge they have there
, yes, Is that a villain?
Lounge.
It's a cool-looking villainlounge.
I haven't been inside yet.
I wish I had, but it openedafter my last stay at Disneyland
Hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh see, and I could have gone in there.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You could have Fail, fail, fail.
Well, this drink, it's madewith drum, shambo, gunpowder,
irish gin, plum liqueur, sweetvermouth, campari and orange
peel, and it sold for $21.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, a little Disney, expensive A little bit, but for
a high mid I would say, but fora lounge when you're not in the
parks.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And after we tried it , a pleasant drink.
I want to drink it in thatlounge.
Yes, for villains or Halloween.
It just felt like that was thetime for it.
It tastes like a Disneylandvillain lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So we had to make a couple modifications with ours.
We did one shot of Aviation Gin, because I happen to have a
bottle of that lying around,instead of the Campari.
We did a half shot of Aperol,which is basically the same
orange liqueur.
We didn't use plum liqueur, Ibought plum syrup instead and
then the orange peel.
(01:13):
And am I missing something?
Oh, and a little bit of sweetvermouth.
A little bit of sweet vermouth,just a dash of that.
Right, it's interesting becauseit hits you when I take a drink
, the orange is what hits first,then it's the plum and then
there's like a little bit of thealcohol right at the end, but
that kind of glides over thewhole time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Right, you taste.
Every single ingredient in it.
You can taste, but they blendtogether well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They blend together well, but you pick up those
notes at different times.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right, it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, first hit it's that little bit of orange taste
to it, then the plum and thenjust a little bit of the gin and
then I think, after that youget more of the plum.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, not going to lie, didn't think I'd love this.
I didn't think I'd really likeit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Per se.
I think that plum's not aflavor I tend to gravitate to
all the time.
No, ooh, I want plum insomething I don't really think
that Prune flavored.
Yeah, this works.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
This works.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So good.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Another win by Disney .
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Figuring out how to make a drink that you, just you
look at it and you go, no, right, no, that's not going to happen
, and it does.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right not going to happen and it does right.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We've had a couple where we said, oh, that sounds
good and it just wasn't and itwasn't right.
And then we've had a couplewell, we've had more than a
couple that have been like, yeah, that's gonna right suck and it
doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
In fact, one of our very first drinks auto apple
still, I was just talking aboutit to that, just talking about
the other day that I'm aboutready to taste another auto
apple.
You are just in a couple weeks,couple weeks, woo-hoo.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know if I'll order an Ottawa apple.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You have to my goal when I go.
I made a rule.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You made a rule every time we go back, every time we
go, you just share it withsomebody.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that and the school bread, yeah, you have to
have it.
I'll get a school bread every.
Okay, it should be like atradition.
Leah might share the Ottawaapple.
She would.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm going with a bunch of non-drinkers Right.
She might go for a sip or two.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She would, and it's not that big.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, actually they're pretty small.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They're pretty small.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, and I think they're pretty heavy-handed with
the juice on theirs, maybeBecause, maybe, because they
didn't well, even ours, youdidn't pick up a lot of the
alcohol.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, we do make it better.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But you're going here in a couple weeks.
Yes, and I'm going in a couplemonths.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
From recording time, it'll be two weeks from today
that I'll be at Animal Kingdom.
Yeah, because next Saturday wefly to Florida, but we're going
to spend a whole week in Florida.
First, yeah, and then the veryend, we're gonna go to a couple
days.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You'll be a week away .
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, because this week we have another episode
dropping and then this rightfrom the time of this recording
from the time of this yeah,that's too much math for me to
figure out when the episode'scoming out I know, you know what
I've almost polished well, youhave you need to catch up I
don't, because it's a wholeepisode I like to enjoy yeah,
but it greases the topic.
I tell you, when I first metthis guy because his family
(04:08):
doesn't really drink that much Ididn't think he was.
I didn't think you were adrinker at all.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, okay, I just assumed, yeah, right.
And then you came over.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We were talking Disney that night and I said I'm
gonna have a beer.
Do you want anything to drink?
And you said I'll have a beer.
Yeah, and that broke the icethat created this episode, this
series, this podcast that wecould do cocktails.
Right, and so now.
But now you're finishing yourdrinks like in two minutes.
I think I've been a badinfluence on you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Maybe I was just a bit thirsty.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Anyway, today we're talking, we're having a broken
cottage.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And it ties very well in A secret cottage, a secret
cottage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yes, did I say broken ?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
cottage At the Broken Spell Lounge.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I broke broken cottage.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You combined them, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I knew I messed the drink up somehow.
I do every week.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's my thing, it's your thing, but we're talking
Disney conspiracy theories.
We are New ones, Right?
Because, hey, I don't knowwhere you land you.
The listener on Walt's head isfrozen and it doesn't matter,
but it's time to move on fromthat one, Right?
These?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
are ones we've only heard about.
Yes, they're all real, yes, butonly we know about them.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Only we know about them.
Actually, we're trying to startconspiracy theories right here
and now, right, so if any ofthese take off, we'll be
expecting our doors kicked downby the FBI.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, Watch Mousetrap News for all of these soon.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Would you like to kick us off?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
with your, I can kick us off.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We're going to have four conspiracies each Right, so
go ahead and kick yours off.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, my first one's about Hidden Mickeys.
Oh okay, hidden Mickeys are asecret code.
Oh, so here's the conspiracytheory.
Okay, in true Da Vinci Codefashion, disney has secret codes
spread around the parks tomanipulate your mind, to spend
more money and to mind triggeryou to reinforce your loyalty.
Oh, and the Hidden Mickeys.
(06:00):
There's something in them thattriggers your mind.
Ah, when you're looking forthem, and when you spot one, it
gives you a mind trigger.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because it gives you that focus on that one object.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, and then you're looking for another one.
Mind meld you.
The hidden Mickeys are secret.
Those pesky little so, and so'sEvery time I run Mickey and
Minnie's run away, run awayrailway.
I like disney more but see thatthat's why there's so many in
there they have filled right,see it and it's true that every
(06:31):
time I ride that ride, I justwant to go to disney more often
you get more obsessed with itright and I go out of the store
and I buy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I buy a chuby that is all the evidence we need, yeah
that store is right outside ofmickey.
I didn't buy it, this one there, but so before that, had you
bought a plushie or somethingfor a minor character?
No, ever before.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, I don't buy that stuff anyway, I buy pens, yeah,
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't buy plushies and yeah, popcorn buckets and uh
star wars memorabilia yeahthat's well, that's well, that's
real stuff.
But that's real stuff.
But see, this sucked you intowhere now you're buying.
You know, Chuby, You're on theverge of getting some figment.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Right, I'm telling you, yeah, I'm telling you, this
is crazy, it's true, I believeyou.
All right, thank you, yep.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm your first believer in your conspiracy
theory.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No we just know about them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
These are all real.
These are all real.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right, what's your first one?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My first one.
This is a little dark, no way.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I wouldn't expect anything different from you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm starting off dark and then mine goes a little
more lighthearted.
Not really lighthearted,because they're conspiracies,
people, they're conspiracies.
So Walt Disney he was givencancer by the CIA because he
refused to participate in theJFK assassination.
It's hidden in the recentlyreleased JFK files, page 4.
4,223.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That is dark.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So here's the thing he was supposed to travel to
Dallas and create a distractionwith his presence so the shooter
on the grassy knoll could getaway.
You know what he was doing thatday, and he couldn't get out of
this.
What was he?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
doing that day.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Because it would have exposed his other plans.
Okay, he was flying overcentral Florida and found the
location he wanted for DisneyWorld the day that JFK was shot.
He was flying over centralFlorida and found the location
he wanted for Disney World theday that JFK was shot.
He couldn't get out of it.
So he's like I just I can't,whoa, but you can't say no to
the CIA.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I don't know if I've got comments I can even have on
this one.
He died three years later.
He did.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He did Facts Right.
He was flying over Orlandolando.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He did the day that jfk died right, he did die also
three years later he did diethree from cancer right he.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
If he had been in dallas he would have been a
distraction.
Had he been walking around,people would be like, hey, walt,
you're, you're, you're, you'rethe man.
Even with gunfire going off,they would have been like it's
walt disney freaking out.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So what's your thoughts on this?
Because I'm gonna reservejudgment until so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So ultimately, he was flying over and he picked the,
the property that he was goingto buy in central florida.
So he was punished by neverbeing allowed to see his future
project come to its completion.
Oh see, yep, that I'm believingit more they take it away from
you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We need to look more into this.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
By never being allowed to see his future
project come to its completion.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh See, yep, I'm believing it more.
They take it away from you.
We need to look more into this.
Yes, we need to, I think so.
Right, we need inquiry on this.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I mean it's like Moses striking the rock he
wasn't able to see the promisedland Right.
It was, he was.
You know you take that end awayfrom someone.
It's the ultimate punishment,that focus of that goal.
All right, I'm just sayingthere's our second one.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's a conspiracy, it is.
It's a big one.
My next one's about Walt also.
Okay, mine is that Walt's bodyis no longer frozen at all.
It isn't, no, he's under WaltDisney World, okay, and he's
revived and he's working on allthe future products.
Oh, he's the reason whyartificial intelligence is even
out there at all.
All this new discoveries in ourplanet are because of Walt
(10:08):
being alive, still Because he'sthe innovator that he is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He isn't.
He was the first innovator.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Right, he's still doing it today Because, notice,
just recently all this newstuff's come up.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hey, okay, I'm going to throw this out there.
Okay, but Steve Jobs, he's aninnovator, right?
Elon Musk, whatever you thinkabout him, he's an innovator.
They both have brown hair.
What color hair did Walt have?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The brown hair theory .
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think there's some genetic.
He had some genetic thingsgoing on.
Maybe, yeah, now that theyrevived him.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But yeah, he's revived.
He's working on AI, hologramsand other new innovation that
will change the world soon.
It's coming out soon New stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, okay, the new.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Disneyland Walt animatronic.
Yes, we'll actually throw insome new insights from Walt that
he'll actually it'll be hisactual voice, actually throw in
some new insights from Walt thathe'll actually it'll be his
actual voice now and you'll hearthem.
But you won't know that.
But it's going to, they'regoing to have things said in
there Just just like words, likephrases.
I'm going back to the secret DaVinci code stuff again.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Do you have intel on when he was thought out?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I don't know what.
No, no one knows when.
He was, exactly when it couldhave been.
It could have been like I meanit was recently, within the past
10 years.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, oh, okay.
So this is why and I'm going toask Chad GPT, here we go, I'm
looking, looking.
Okay, 1901.
He would be 123 years old.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
If he were still alive.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
But we don't know how that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
He was 65 when he passed away.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And we don't know if he starts at 65 again when he's
10 years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
But he's an innovator .
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Right, but we don't know if he starts at 65 or if
the refined process in the brainmakes it work where he's
younger Brain age.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wouldn't put it past Walt to come up with some
de-aging technology, right itjust, I think so so what's next
on your list, aaron?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
mr toads wild ride okay so I like this one already
now, I mean, I believe this onealready now you know how they
discovered that if you playcertain records backwards, that
you can hear these messages.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They found out and this happened, michael eisner
was the one who discovered this,okay that if you ride mr toad's
wild ride backwards, it opensan interdimensional portal.
Nice, it does I believe it yeah, so the problem is because you
know you end in hell and on theright, so, but that, the
(12:39):
interdimensional portal, that'sit, and it tells you the whole
story.
Yeah, that's where everything's.
That's the portal that you'veopened up so what?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
when you go on this portal, what happens?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
well, okay, so nobody really knows, because, michael,
there's just been a few of thehigh up Disney people who've
actually gone through thisportal.
Right, bob Iger, definitely.
I think Chapek actually camefrom the portal.
Oh, he did.
Yes, pretty sure he came fromthe hellish demon realm that
(13:13):
they found, but it's rumoredthat they have the best Disney
snacks.
Oh yeah, so it's a realcatch-22.
Great snacks, but do you wantto release Bob Paycheck?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Bob Paycheck.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I forgot.
He just gave up on that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That was no, actually I didn't.
That was a nickname that theemployees gave him.
Cast members gave him Bob withit.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That was no, actually I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That was a nickname that the employees gave him.
Cast members gave him BobPaycheck.
That's funny, but that's thechurros, which actually probably
were invented before, but theybecame great after they
discovered the portal.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
So they go on the portal.
They can bring back a snackonce in a while from the portal.
They brought back a couple ofwhen they have a really good one
that probably came from theportal.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So we're going to call them portal snacks when
something good comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then.
But the downside is, bob Chapekcomes through the portal too,
and entities like him, sothere's subtle hints throughout
the ride and that's just as you.
That's where you end, right?
Well when you ride backwards,you Just as you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
that's where you end, Right.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, when you ride backwards, you suck them in with
you.
They follow you in because youopen that interdimensional
portal.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
So does this happen right before the entrance of the
ride?
Yeah, when you start?
Yeah, is that where it?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
is it just goes?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
straight when you turn that corner when the ride
starts.
It just goes straight into aportal.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You have to go backwards Right, and the whole
process of going backwards opensup that realm, that door.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, okay, yeah, I get it.
That makes sense.
Uh-huh, Makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, great snacks Right.
Horrible demon monsters whoovercharge you at Disney.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
There's no way you can disagree with that one.
No, that one has to be true.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That is yeah, it's not a conspiracy, no more.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, my next one has to be true also.
Okay, there's no way, yeah, itis, I believe that this is
Disney's secret dark park thatthey have.
Oh, this one's crazy.
Okay, there's a secret,adult-only Disney Disney park
somewhere in the world.
We don't know where it's at.
Oh, that has a more complexstories, darker theme rides and
it caters only to the ultrawealthy.
(15:16):
It's disguised as like a super,ultra wealthy resort.
That's what we think of it, asit's one of these places that we
can afford to go to.
Yeah, like you have to be likea trip, a quadruple.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's on an Island somewhere, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right, it's a place we never even imagined to go to
Accessible only by submarine.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Right, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Right.
It also serves as a place forhigh power meetings and secret
international negotiations.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So like the Bilderberg Group.
Right, it's great.
Council of Foreign Relationsyeah, yeah, it's there Because
they want to go on rides.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, they want to go on rides too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
In between their meetings of world domination.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They're not only dictators and world leaders,
they're also Disney adults.
Yeah, because why can't they?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
be like Disney too.
Why can't they?
I believe that I believe theRothschilds love Disney, Right?
Why?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
wouldn't they?
The Gettys, the Rothschilds andColonel Sanders himself With
his?
And colonel sanders himselfwith his wee beady eyes and that
smug look on his face?
Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken.
Does that break any copyrightrules that we quoted that much
of?
So I married I don't know ifthat breaks the comfort, sorry,
(16:25):
um, whoever makes that mgm orwhoever makes that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You're going to be craving it nightly.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's my next one.
I buy that.
Yeah, that just makes totalsense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It makes total sense there has to be a place they
meet.
Yeah, they don't just call eachother on the phone all the time
.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, and it would be boring just to meet at a regular
old hotel with nothing to do.
Right, they want to dosomething during the day
meetings at night, rides duringthe day and shows.
I bet that, yeah, they've alwayshad all no shows get canceled
there.
They just build because they'reso rich.
They just build anotherbuilding right, and the rides
never break down.
Yeah, because they can affordthe best technology, right.
(17:05):
And you know what, unlike thedisney parks where they're
filling in tom Sawyer Island,they don't have to.
They just build or they dig thepit deeper Right, go underneath
.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, there's levels.
I bet it's like 90% underground, probably like a secret volcano
.
Yeah, could be in a volcano.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It could be a Mount St Helens, and we don't even
know it.
I wonder if that's what theyfound underneath the pyramids.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I bet that's where it is.
We, I bet that's where it is.
We could have it right justnorth of here.
We could, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I would think that they'd want to go someplace with
less tectonic, maybe Mount.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
St Helens never blew up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, maybe that was a cover.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Maybe it was a cover for their secret lair.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
They destroyed 300,000 acres, 300 million acres
or whatever it was For anunderground playground.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, they were building it during that time.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's like we need to get rid of this dirt somehow.
Right, let's just blow it outof this mountain.
Yeah, that's how they built it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's how they built their place.
They blew up Mount St Helens.
Yeah, and during the time thatno one could go there, they
built it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They went in Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh, sneaky, and the only, and they had him killed
Because he wanted to leave hishouse.
He's a sacrificial lamb.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, they just got him with that big gun.
It just got deeper, it just gotdeeper.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, see, if there's that many facts, it has to be
true.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It has to be true.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
All right.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, your third one.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So all the ducks, geese and cats in the parks are
surveillance drones and they'veperfected them.
You remember how I would saypre-covid you had those people
who were constantly walking upto you.
Hey, excuse me, sir, can I, uh,can you give me a couple
minutes of your time to takethis survey and you would
receive them via email?
(18:44):
Well, no one ever wanted totake those surveys, right, and
nobody ever filled out thoseemails.
So they have to watch you.
What better way than the ducks,the geese and the cats, right?
Yeah, constant surveying.
They send them around tocollect video and audio
recordings, hear what the peopleare saying, see what the people
are doing, and I mean, thesethings are realistic, absolutely
(19:07):
.
They're designed to be able toeat some of your French fries at
quick service locations likethe ducks.
Okay, if they walk up, they'lleat your fries if you hand them
to them.
That's good technology.
Yeah, the cats are more longrange, they're a little more
aloof, but that draws people inand I believe now I don't have
evidence for this, but I thinkthere's some sort of, uh, mind
(19:30):
reading technology from them.
They just need you to staythere for a while.
And what do the people do whenthey see the cats at dca, they
stand there and they watch thecats for right like 10, 15
minutes and you're standing inline for a while and they scan
your pockets and they downloadeverything on your phone oh yeah
I'll get all your information.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I don't like that part from your facebook the rest
of the part I'm good with therest of the stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't like that so ducks, in particular, used to
spy on those at plaza innbecause those people are willing
to spend a little bit more.
Okay, but they still want theconvenience of a quick service
and they use different animalsthe, the geese and the ducks and
the cats as to not raisesuspicion.
They might have, you know, someof the other birds might might
be as well.
(20:13):
I don't know, I don't, I didn't, wasn't able to gather good
intel.
No, no on that, but we will so.
But they are equipped withbluetooth and sd cards that
backup that are hidden undertheir left wing, so bluetooth so
that they can send it, orinside the cat's ear.
So if you, if you were to pickup a duck and look under its
(20:33):
left wing, you would see alittle slot for an SD card.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, so next time you're there, pick up a duck,
pick up a duck, everybody,everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And look under its left wing, and send us a picture
of you with that duck beforeyou get thrown out of the park
for the day.
Yeah, okay, but totally true,totally true.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's so believable too.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, I mean we should have came up with stuff
that wasn't so believable.
These are totally right on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, we're giving away all the secrets I know.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
The real secrets.
I know Maybe we'll come up witha fake episode like this we
might, but this one's so real.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Now my next one, my last one,is kind of with your um, mr
toads.
Oh, idea kind of goes along theside of that.
Okay, um, they're building anetwork of time travel portals
with manipulation technologythat allows you to jump to
(21:25):
different places in time.
They're working on this now.
Okay, different places in thepast, the future, right.
They're hoping to someday addthis as a guest experience, like
super premier pass Right, toactually travel through time,
since you would know it.
Right, you're doing it now, youjust don't know it.
They're testing it on you.
You could be in Haunted Mansionand you could be in Haunted
(21:47):
Mansion 1950 as you're goingthrough, right, they just set it
up differently and they'vealready gone back in time.
They've gone back in every timeand made their rides in that
time in secret places.
So you can, by driving SpaceMountain, you can be on Space
Mountain and you can go throughSpace Mountain as you're going
through.
You could be in 1856 all of asudden, but they already went
(22:08):
back in time and created SpaceMountain in 1856.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Wow that you back in time and create a space mountain
in 1856.
Wow that you would go into.
It's very intricate and verydetailed.
I would want to go back tospace mountain in like 1988 when
I went.
I swear they played like 50smusic.
Yeah, in space mountain.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you could.
You could do that as far as aguest experience yes, in the
future experience in the future.
This is years away.
They're not close to getting.
They're not close to this one,yet they're still working on it,
but the fact that they're doingthis now, we're just their
guinea pigs.
Yeah, now, during every ride,any ride you're going on, you
could be going through differenttime portals as you're going
through it.
You know what that one makes methink of.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't know why this popped into my head.
So they did this at the lastE23, where they had AI Mickey on
a screen and you could go meetmickey.
I don't know why they don'thave a big meet and greet room
where you can type in whichcharacter you want to meet and
you walk up to the screen andyou can meet that character and
(23:02):
they'll talk to you yeah thatjust seems like a ride or an
experience that's a coolattraction, that that should be
already in the parks.
That sounds like a greatexperience, especially if you've
used chatGPT or anything, itcan hold a conversation with you
.
So I'm just saying yeah.
For some reason that made methink of yours.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's not a bad idea .
Want to?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
see experiences.
Yeah, so your last one.
Disney movies provide hints toconspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I believe that one too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
They all, All of them Provide some sort of a hint.
But I have some of the big oneshere.
Okay, toy Story and BuzzLightyear caused children to
accept space travel hoaxes likethe moon landing.
Okay, yeah, that space is real,right?
No, there's no space.
No, there's no such thing asspace?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No Well, because the Earth is just that flat
existence that it is.
Why would there be a space?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
The flat horizon and circle of life seen in the.
Lion King is a nod to let usknow that the Earth is truly
flat.
See, yeah, disney movies.
They're telling us the Earth isflat Right, and there is no
space.
But they want you to believethat there's space Right, outer
space.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We're not even in outer space yet we're still in
inner space.
Come on, what movie.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Inner space is a movie right, it's called Inner
Space.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No, no, that was a line from Armageddon.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I haven't seen that in years.
We're not even in outer space.
Yet we're still in inner space.
Well, I haven't seen thatforever.
Okay, next one Lilo and Stitchproves the government is working
with extraterrestrials atsecret bases around the world
Area 51, anyone Right?
Lilo and Stitch?
Yeah, aliens are real.
True.
It also lets us know that themen in black are real.
(24:42):
The movie Planes showchemtrails, and Frozen is a hint
towards government weathermanipulation using HAARP, which
is a high-frequency activeauroral research program.
It sounds, I mean yeah, that'swhat it makes sense.
They're telling us everything.
The incredible syndromerepresents the wef and his plan
is the new world order.
(25:02):
Yeah, it's all right there.
Right laid out for us, big hero.
Six hints at hiddentechnologies by elites,
including hidden cures bypharmaceutical companies yeah,
these are all I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Mean I get it, yeah, and they keep them at your
island.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's where they're all at, right At your island.
Yeah, or your secret, thesecret dark park.
Yeah, underneath Mount StHelens.
Yeah, not an island UnderneathMount St Helens.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
We don't know, it could be.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So there's probably more.
We just know about one.
There's definitely one underDavos, Switzerland.
So last one, Princess and theFrog.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Reptilian overlords rule the earth from the shadows,
oh.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I've known that forever.
Yes, like Hillary Clinton, is areptilian overlord, she's
definitely a reptilian yeah, ohgeez, okay.
Yeah, oh, geez, okay.
Well, there you go.
These are all true ones.
Look things up.
I mean you probably can't findthem on the internet, because
Disney's good.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Disney's good at keeping stuff off the internet.
They hide all of this.
It's all been scrubbed, but ifyou listened to our episode now
you know.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, and Mike Myers, please contact us If we broke
any copyright rules With usingso much of your lyrics.
Yes, and we'll erase those fromthe episode right away.
Until then, heed pants mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Great drink.
Great drink, great topic.
We educated you all.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
That was fun.
Yes, cheers, cheers.
Hello everyone and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where
today we're drinking a secretcottage from the Disneyland
Hotel at the Broken Spell Lounge, the new lounge they have there
, yes, Is that a villain?
Lounge.
It's a cool-looking villainlounge.
I haven't been inside yet.
I wish I had, but it openedafter my last stay at Disneyland
Hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh see, and I could have gone in there.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You could have Fail, fail, fail.
Well, this drink, it's madewith drum, shambo, gunpowder,
irish gin, plum liqueur, sweetvermouth, campari and orange
peel, and it sold for $21.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, a little Disney, expensive A little bit, but for
a high mid I would say, but fora lounge when you're not in the
parks.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And after we tried it , a pleasant drink.
I want to drink it in thatlounge.
Yes, for villains or Halloween.
It just felt like that was thetime for it.
It tastes like a Disneylandvillain lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So we had to make a couple modifications with ours.
We did one shot of Aviation Gin, because I happen to have a
bottle of that lying around,instead of the Campari.
We did a half shot of Aperol,which is basically the same
orange liqueur.
We didn't use plum liqueur, Ibought plum syrup instead and
then the orange peel.
(01:13):
And am I missing something?
Oh, and a little bit of sweetvermouth.
A little bit of sweet vermouth,just a dash of that.
Right, it's interesting becauseit hits you when I take a drink
, the orange is what hits first,then it's the plum and then
there's like a little bit of thealcohol right at the end, but
that kind of glides over thewhole time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Right, you taste.
Every single ingredient in it.
You can taste, but they blendtogether well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They blend together well, but you pick up those
notes at different times.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right, it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, first hit it's that little bit of orange taste
to it, then the plum and thenjust a little bit of the gin and
then I think, after that youget more of the plum.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, not going to lie, didn't think I'd love this.
I didn't think I'd really likeit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Per se.
I think that plum's not aflavor I tend to gravitate to
all the time.
No, ooh, I want plum insomething I don't really think
that Prune flavored.
Yeah, this works.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
This works.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So good.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Another win by Disney .
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Figuring out how to make a drink that you, just you
look at it and you go, no, right, no, that's not going to happen
, and it does.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right not going to happen and it does right.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We've had a couple where we said, oh, that sounds
good and it just wasn't and itwasn't right.
And then we've had a couplewell, we've had more than a
couple that have been like, yeah, that's gonna right suck and it
doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
In fact, one of our very first drinks auto apple
still, I was just talking aboutit to that, just talking about
the other day that I'm aboutready to taste another auto
apple.
You are just in a couple weeks,couple weeks, woo-hoo.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know if I'll order an Ottawa apple.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You have to my goal when I go.
I made a rule.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You made a rule every time we go back, every time we
go, you just share it withsomebody.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that and the school bread, yeah, you have to
have it.
I'll get a school bread every.
Okay, it should be like atradition.
Leah might share the Ottawaapple.
She would.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm going with a bunch of non-drinkers Right.
She might go for a sip or two.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She would, and it's not that big.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, actually they're pretty small.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They're pretty small.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, and I think they're pretty heavy-handed with
the juice on theirs, maybeBecause, maybe, because they
didn't well, even ours, youdidn't pick up a lot of the
alcohol.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, we do make it better.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But you're going here in a couple weeks.
Yes, and I'm going in a couplemonths.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
From recording time, it'll be two weeks from today
that I'll be at Animal Kingdom.
Yeah, because next Saturday wefly to Florida, but we're going
to spend a whole week in Florida.
First, yeah, and then the veryend, we're gonna go to a couple
days.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You'll be a week away .
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, because this week we have another episode
dropping and then this rightfrom the time of this recording
from the time of this yeah,that's too much math for me to
figure out when the episode'scoming out I know, you know what
I've almost polished well, youhave you need to catch up I
don't, because it's a wholeepisode I like to enjoy yeah,
but it greases the topic.
I tell you, when I first metthis guy because his family
(04:08):
doesn't really drink that much Ididn't think he was.
I didn't think you were adrinker at all.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, okay, I just assumed, yeah, right.
And then you came over.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We were talking Disney that night and I said I'm
gonna have a beer.
Do you want anything to drink?
And you said I'll have a beer.
Yeah, and that broke the icethat created this episode, this
series, this podcast that wecould do cocktails.
Right, and so now.
But now you're finishing yourdrinks like in two minutes.
I think I've been a badinfluence on you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Maybe I was just a bit thirsty.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Anyway, today we're talking, we're having a broken
cottage.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And it ties very well in A secret cottage, a secret
cottage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yes, did I say broken ?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
cottage At the Broken Spell Lounge.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I broke broken cottage.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You combined them, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I knew I messed the drink up somehow.
I do every week.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's my thing, it's your thing, but we're talking
Disney conspiracy theories.
We are New ones, Right?
Because, hey, I don't knowwhere you land you.
The listener on Walt's head isfrozen and it doesn't matter,
but it's time to move on fromthat one, Right?
These?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
are ones we've only heard about.
Yes, they're all real, yes, butonly we know about them.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Only we know about them.
Actually, we're trying to startconspiracy theories right here
and now, right, so if any ofthese take off, we'll be
expecting our doors kicked downby the FBI.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, Watch Mousetrap News for all of these soon.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Would you like to kick us off?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
with your, I can kick us off.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We're going to have four conspiracies each Right, so
go ahead and kick yours off.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, my first one's about Hidden Mickeys.
Oh okay, hidden Mickeys are asecret code.
Oh, so here's the conspiracytheory.
Okay, in true Da Vinci Codefashion, disney has secret codes
spread around the parks tomanipulate your mind, to spend
more money and to mind triggeryou to reinforce your loyalty.
Oh, and the Hidden Mickeys.
(06:00):
There's something in them thattriggers your mind.
Ah, when you're looking forthem, and when you spot one, it
gives you a mind trigger.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because it gives you that focus on that one object.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, and then you're looking for another one.
Mind meld you.
The hidden Mickeys are secret.
Those pesky little so, and so'sEvery time I run Mickey and
Minnie's run away, run awayrailway.
I like disney more but see thatthat's why there's so many in
there they have filled right,see it and it's true that every
(06:31):
time I ride that ride, I justwant to go to disney more often
you get more obsessed with itright and I go out of the store
and I buy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I buy a chuby that is all the evidence we need, yeah
that store is right outside ofmickey.
I didn't buy it, this one there, but so before that, had you
bought a plushie or somethingfor a minor character?
No, ever before.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, I don't buy that stuff anyway, I buy pens, yeah,
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't buy plushies and yeah, popcorn buckets and uh
star wars memorabilia yeahthat's well, that's well, that's
real stuff.
But that's real stuff.
But see, this sucked you intowhere now you're buying.
You know, Chuby, You're on theverge of getting some figment.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Right, I'm telling you, yeah, I'm telling you, this
is crazy, it's true, I believeyou.
All right, thank you, yep.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm your first believer in your conspiracy
theory.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No we just know about them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
These are all real.
These are all real.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right, what's your first one?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My first one.
This is a little dark, no way.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I wouldn't expect anything different from you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm starting off dark and then mine goes a little
more lighthearted.
Not really lighthearted,because they're conspiracies,
people, they're conspiracies.
So Walt Disney he was givencancer by the CIA because he
refused to participate in theJFK assassination.
It's hidden in the recentlyreleased JFK files, page 4.
4,223.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That is dark.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So here's the thing he was supposed to travel to
Dallas and create a distractionwith his presence so the shooter
on the grassy knoll could getaway.
You know what he was doing thatday, and he couldn't get out of
this.
What was he?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
doing that day.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Because it would have exposed his other plans.
Okay, he was flying overcentral Florida and found the
location he wanted for DisneyWorld the day that JFK was shot.
He was flying over centralFlorida and found the location
he wanted for Disney World theday that JFK was shot.
He couldn't get out of it.
So he's like I just I can't,whoa, but you can't say no to
the CIA.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I don't know if I've got comments I can even have on
this one.
He died three years later.
He did.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He did Facts Right.
He was flying over Orlandolando.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He did the day that jfk died right, he did die also
three years later he did diethree from cancer right he.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
If he had been in dallas he would have been a
distraction.
Had he been walking around,people would be like, hey, walt,
you're, you're, you're, you'rethe man.
Even with gunfire going off,they would have been like it's
walt disney freaking out.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So what's your thoughts on this?
Because I'm gonna reservejudgment until so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So ultimately, he was flying over and he picked the,
the property that he was goingto buy in central florida.
So he was punished by neverbeing allowed to see his future
project come to its completion.
Oh see, yep, that I'm believingit more they take it away from
you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We need to look more into this.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
By never being allowed to see his future
project come to its completion.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh See, yep, I'm believing it more.
They take it away from you.
We need to look more into this.
Yes, we need to, I think so.
Right, we need inquiry on this.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I mean it's like Moses striking the rock he
wasn't able to see the promisedland Right.
It was, he was.
You know you take that end awayfrom someone.
It's the ultimate punishment,that focus of that goal.
All right, I'm just sayingthere's our second one.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's a conspiracy, it is.
It's a big one.
My next one's about Walt also.
Okay, mine is that Walt's bodyis no longer frozen at all.
It isn't, no, he's under WaltDisney World, okay, and he's
revived and he's working on allthe future products.
Oh, he's the reason whyartificial intelligence is even
out there at all.
All this new discoveries in ourplanet are because of Walt
(10:08):
being alive, still Because he'sthe innovator that he is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He isn't.
He was the first innovator.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Right, he's still doing it today Because, notice,
just recently all this newstuff's come up.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hey, okay, I'm going to throw this out there.
Okay, but Steve Jobs, he's aninnovator, right?
Elon Musk, whatever you thinkabout him, he's an innovator.
They both have brown hair.
What color hair did Walt have?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The brown hair theory .
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think there's some genetic.
He had some genetic thingsgoing on.
Maybe, yeah, now that theyrevived him.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But yeah, he's revived.
He's working on AI, hologramsand other new innovation that
will change the world soon.
It's coming out soon New stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, okay, the new.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Disneyland Walt animatronic.
Yes, we'll actually throw insome new insights from Walt that
he'll actually it'll be hisactual voice, actually throw in
some new insights from Walt thathe'll actually it'll be his
actual voice now and you'll hearthem.
But you won't know that.
But it's going to, they'regoing to have things said in
there Just just like words, likephrases.
I'm going back to the secret DaVinci code stuff again.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Do you have intel on when he was thought out?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I don't know what.
No, no one knows when.
He was, exactly when it couldhave been.
It could have been like I meanit was recently, within the past
10 years.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, oh, okay.
So this is why and I'm going toask Chad GPT, here we go, I'm
looking, looking.
Okay, 1901.
He would be 123 years old.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
If he were still alive.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
But we don't know how that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
He was 65 when he passed away.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And we don't know if he starts at 65 again when he's
10 years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
But he's an innovator .
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Right, but we don't know if he starts at 65 or if
the refined process in the brainmakes it work where he's
younger Brain age.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wouldn't put it past Walt to come up with some
de-aging technology, right itjust, I think so so what's next
on your list, aaron?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
mr toads wild ride okay so I like this one already
now, I mean, I believe this onealready now you know how they
discovered that if you playcertain records backwards, that
you can hear these messages.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They found out and this happened, michael eisner
was the one who discovered this,okay that if you ride mr toad's
wild ride backwards, it opensan interdimensional portal.
Nice, it does I believe it yeah, so the problem is because you
know you end in hell and on theright, so, but that, the
(12:39):
interdimensional portal, that'sit, and it tells you the whole
story.
Yeah, that's where everything's.
That's the portal that you'veopened up so what?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
when you go on this portal, what happens?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
well, okay, so nobody really knows, because, michael,
there's just been a few of thehigh up Disney people who've
actually gone through thisportal.
Right, bob Iger, definitely.
I think Chapek actually camefrom the portal.
Oh, he did.
Yes, pretty sure he came fromthe hellish demon realm that
(13:13):
they found, but it's rumoredthat they have the best Disney
snacks.
Oh yeah, so it's a realcatch-22.
Great snacks, but do you wantto release Bob Paycheck?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Bob Paycheck.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I forgot.
He just gave up on that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That was no, actually I didn't.
That was a nickname that theemployees gave him.
Cast members gave him Bob withit.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That was no, actually I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That was a nickname that the employees gave him.
Cast members gave him BobPaycheck.
That's funny, but that's thechurros, which actually probably
were invented before, but theybecame great after they
discovered the portal.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
So they go on the portal.
They can bring back a snackonce in a while from the portal.
They brought back a couple ofwhen they have a really good one
that probably came from theportal.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So we're going to call them portal snacks when
something good comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then.
But the downside is, bob Chapekcomes through the portal too,
and entities like him, sothere's subtle hints throughout
the ride and that's just as you.
That's where you end, right?
Well when you ride backwards,you Just as you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
that's where you end, Right.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, when you ride backwards, you suck them in with
you.
They follow you in because youopen that interdimensional
portal.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
So does this happen right before the entrance of the
ride?
Yeah, when you start?
Yeah, is that where it?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
is it just goes?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
straight when you turn that corner when the ride
starts.
It just goes straight into aportal.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You have to go backwards Right, and the whole
process of going backwards opensup that realm, that door.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, okay, yeah, I get it.
That makes sense.
Uh-huh, Makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, great snacks Right.
Horrible demon monsters whoovercharge you at Disney.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
There's no way you can disagree with that one.
No, that one has to be true.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That is yeah, it's not a conspiracy, no more.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, my next one has to be true also.
Okay, there's no way, yeah, itis, I believe that this is
Disney's secret dark park thatthey have.
Oh, this one's crazy.
Okay, there's a secret,adult-only Disney Disney park
somewhere in the world.
We don't know where it's at.
Oh, that has a more complexstories, darker theme rides and
it caters only to the ultrawealthy.
(15:16):
It's disguised as like a super,ultra wealthy resort.
That's what we think of it, asit's one of these places that we
can afford to go to.
Yeah, like you have to be likea trip, a quadruple.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's on an Island somewhere, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right, it's a place we never even imagined to go to
Accessible only by submarine.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Right, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Right.
It also serves as a place forhigh power meetings and secret
international negotiations.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So like the Bilderberg Group.
Right, it's great.
Council of Foreign Relationsyeah, yeah, it's there Because
they want to go on rides.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, they want to go on rides too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
In between their meetings of world domination.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They're not only dictators and world leaders,
they're also Disney adults.
Yeah, because why can't they?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
be like Disney too.
Why can't they?
I believe that I believe theRothschilds love Disney, Right?
Why?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
wouldn't they?
The Gettys, the Rothschilds andColonel Sanders himself With
his?
And colonel sanders himselfwith his wee beady eyes and that
smug look on his face?
Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken.
Does that break any copyrightrules that we quoted that much
of?
So I married I don't know ifthat breaks the comfort, sorry,
(16:25):
um, whoever makes that mgm orwhoever makes that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You're going to be craving it nightly.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's my next one.
I buy that.
Yeah, that just makes totalsense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It makes total sense there has to be a place they
meet.
Yeah, they don't just call eachother on the phone all the time
.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, and it would be boring just to meet at a regular
old hotel with nothing to do.
Right, they want to dosomething during the day
meetings at night, rides duringthe day and shows.
I bet that, yeah, they've alwayshad all no shows get canceled
there.
They just build because they'reso rich.
They just build anotherbuilding right, and the rides
never break down.
Yeah, because they can affordthe best technology, right.
(17:05):
And you know what, unlike thedisney parks where they're
filling in tom Sawyer Island,they don't have to.
They just build or they dig thepit deeper Right, go underneath
.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, there's levels.
I bet it's like 90% underground, probably like a secret volcano
.
Yeah, could be in a volcano.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It could be a Mount St Helens, and we don't even
know it.
I wonder if that's what theyfound underneath the pyramids.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I bet that's where it is.
We, I bet that's where it is.
We could have it right justnorth of here.
We could, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I would think that they'd want to go someplace with
less tectonic, maybe Mount.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
St Helens never blew up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, maybe that was a cover.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Maybe it was a cover for their secret lair.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
They destroyed 300,000 acres, 300 million acres
or whatever it was For anunderground playground.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, they were building it during that time.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's like we need to get rid of this dirt somehow.
Right, let's just blow it outof this mountain.
Yeah, that's how they built it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's how they built their place.
They blew up Mount St Helens.
Yeah, and during the time thatno one could go there, they
built it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They went in Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh, sneaky, and the only, and they had him killed
Because he wanted to leave hishouse.
He's a sacrificial lamb.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, they just got him with that big gun.
It just got deeper, it just gotdeeper.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, see, if there's that many facts, it has to be
true.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It has to be true.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
All right.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, your third one.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So all the ducks, geese and cats in the parks are
surveillance drones and they'veperfected them.
You remember how I would saypre-covid you had those people
who were constantly walking upto you.
Hey, excuse me, sir, can I, uh,can you give me a couple
minutes of your time to takethis survey and you would
receive them via email?
(18:44):
Well, no one ever wanted totake those surveys, right, and
nobody ever filled out thoseemails.
So they have to watch you.
What better way than the ducks,the geese and the cats, right?
Yeah, constant surveying.
They send them around tocollect video and audio
recordings, hear what the peopleare saying, see what the people
are doing, and I mean, thesethings are realistic, absolutely
(19:07):
.
They're designed to be able toeat some of your French fries at
quick service locations likethe ducks.
Okay, if they walk up, they'lleat your fries if you hand them
to them.
That's good technology.
Yeah, the cats are more longrange, they're a little more
aloof, but that draws people inand I believe now I don't have
evidence for this, but I thinkthere's some sort of, uh, mind
(19:30):
reading technology from them.
They just need you to staythere for a while.
And what do the people do whenthey see the cats at dca, they
stand there and they watch thecats for right like 10, 15
minutes and you're standing inline for a while and they scan
your pockets and they downloadeverything on your phone oh yeah
I'll get all your information.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I don't like that part from your facebook the rest
of the part I'm good with therest of the stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't like that so ducks, in particular, used to
spy on those at plaza innbecause those people are willing
to spend a little bit more.
Okay, but they still want theconvenience of a quick service
and they use different animalsthe, the geese and the ducks and
the cats as to not raisesuspicion.
They might have, you know, someof the other birds might might
be as well.
(20:13):
I don't know, I don't, I didn't, wasn't able to gather good
intel.
No, no on that, but we will so.
But they are equipped withbluetooth and sd cards that
backup that are hidden undertheir left wing, so bluetooth so
that they can send it, orinside the cat's ear.
So if you, if you were to pickup a duck and look under its
(20:33):
left wing, you would see alittle slot for an SD card.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, so next time you're there, pick up a duck,
pick up a duck, everybody,everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And look under its left wing, and send us a picture
of you with that duck beforeyou get thrown out of the park
for the day.
Yeah, okay, but totally true,totally true.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's so believable too.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, I mean we should have came up with stuff
that wasn't so believable.
These are totally right on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, we're giving away all the secrets I know.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
The real secrets.
I know Maybe we'll come up witha fake episode like this we
might, but this one's so real.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Now my next one, my last one,is kind of with your um, mr
toads.
Oh, idea kind of goes along theside of that.
Okay, um, they're building anetwork of time travel portals
with manipulation technologythat allows you to jump to
(21:25):
different places in time.
They're working on this now.
Okay, different places in thepast, the future, right.
They're hoping to someday addthis as a guest experience, like
super premier pass Right, toactually travel through time,
since you would know it.
Right, you're doing it now, youjust don't know it.
They're testing it on you.
You could be in Haunted Mansionand you could be in Haunted
(21:47):
Mansion 1950 as you're goingthrough, right, they just set it
up differently and they'vealready gone back in time.
They've gone back in every timeand made their rides in that
time in secret places.
So you can, by driving SpaceMountain, you can be on Space
Mountain and you can go throughSpace Mountain as you're going
through.
You could be in 1856 all of asudden, but they already went
(22:08):
back in time and created SpaceMountain in 1856.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Wow that you back in time and create a space mountain
in 1856.
Wow that you would go into.
It's very intricate and verydetailed.
I would want to go back tospace mountain in like 1988 when
I went.
I swear they played like 50smusic.
Yeah, in space mountain.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you could.
You could do that as far as aguest experience yes, in the
future experience in the future.
This is years away.
They're not close to getting.
They're not close to this one,yet they're still working on it,
but the fact that they're doingthis now, we're just their
guinea pigs.
Yeah, now, during every ride,any ride you're going on, you
could be going through differenttime portals as you're going
through it.
You know what that one makes methink of.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't know why this popped into my head.
So they did this at the lastE23, where they had AI Mickey on
a screen and you could go meetmickey.
I don't know why they don'thave a big meet and greet room
where you can type in whichcharacter you want to meet and
you walk up to the screen andyou can meet that character and
(23:02):
they'll talk to you yeah thatjust seems like a ride or an
experience that's a coolattraction, that that should be
already in the parks.
That sounds like a greatexperience, especially if you've
used chatGPT or anything, itcan hold a conversation with you
.
So I'm just saying yeah.
For some reason that made methink of yours.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's not a bad idea .
Want to?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
see experiences.
Yeah, so your last one.
Disney movies provide hints toconspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I believe that one too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
They all, All of them Provide some sort of a hint.
But I have some of the big oneshere.
Okay, toy Story and BuzzLightyear caused children to
accept space travel hoaxes likethe moon landing.
Okay, yeah, that space is real,right?
No, there's no space.
No, there's no such thing asspace?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No Well, because the Earth is just that flat
existence that it is.
Why would there be a space?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
The flat horizon and circle of life seen in the.
Lion King is a nod to let usknow that the Earth is truly
flat.
See, yeah, disney movies.
They're telling us the Earth isflat Right, and there is no
space.
But they want you to believethat there's space Right, outer
space.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We're not even in outer space yet we're still in
inner space.
Come on, what movie.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Inner space is a movie right, it's called Inner
Space.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No, no, that was a line from Armageddon.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I haven't seen that in years.
We're not even in outer space.
Yet we're still in inner space.
Well, I haven't seen thatforever.
Okay, next one Lilo and Stitchproves the government is working
with extraterrestrials atsecret bases around the world
Area 51, anyone Right?
Lilo and Stitch?
Yeah, aliens are real.
True.
It also lets us know that themen in black are real.
(24:42):
The movie Planes showchemtrails, and Frozen is a hint
towards government weathermanipulation using HAARP, which
is a high-frequency activeauroral research program.
It sounds, I mean yeah, that'swhat it makes sense.
They're telling us everything.
The incredible syndromerepresents the wef and his plan
is the new world order.
(25:02):
Yeah, it's all right there.
Right laid out for us, big hero.
Six hints at hiddentechnologies by elites,
including hidden cures bypharmaceutical companies yeah,
these are all I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Mean I get it, yeah, and they keep them at your
island.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's where they're all at, right At your island.
Yeah, or your secret, thesecret dark park.
Yeah, underneath Mount StHelens.
Yeah, not an island UnderneathMount St Helens.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
We don't know, it could be.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So there's probably more.
We just know about one.
There's definitely one underDavos, Switzerland.
So last one, Princess and theFrog.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Reptilian overlords rule the earth from the shadows,
oh.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I've known that forever.
Yes, like Hillary Clinton, is areptilian overlord, she's
definitely a reptilian yeah, ohgeez, okay.
Yeah, oh, geez, okay.
Well, there you go.
These are all true ones.
Look things up.
I mean you probably can't findthem on the internet, because
Disney's good.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Disney's good at keeping stuff off the internet.
They hide all of this.
It's all been scrubbed, but ifyou listened to our episode now
you know.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, and Mike Myers, please contact us If we broke
any copyright rules With usingso much of your lyrics.
Yes, and we'll erase those fromthe episode right away.
Until then, heed pants mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Great drink.
Great drink, great topic.
We educated you all.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
That was fun.
Yes, cheers, cheers.
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