November 17, 2025 • 36 mins
A single sip can change the story you’re telling. We start with a Jungle Bird inspired by Skipper Canteen—rum deepened with a touch of 151, Campari softened with Aperol, pineapple and lime bringing a bright finish that somehow reads like grapefruit. It’s balanced, unexpected, and the perfect metaphor for the episode: a playful idea with a smart backbone.
Then we draft the Disney pets we’d actually live with, and the criteria get real. Maximus brings big dog energy in a horse frame, while Pascal proves that pocket-sized can still be prime company. Dory sparks a hilarious but honest take on pet practicality. Hey Hey guarantees laughter through chaos, and Abu becomes the ultimate snack heist partner who’s handy at ballparks and grocery aisles. Pluto anchors the list as the proven companion we all know, and Remy flips the script on household duty—imagine a five-star kitchen run by a genius chef who fits under a toque, possible cousins and all.
When we talk protection and presence, Raja stands tall as emotional support tiger, and Kenai raises good questions about wildness and trust. Stitch earns his spot on loyalty alone, especially post-mayhem. Doug from Up reminds us why we love dogs: pure heart, open honesty, and conversations that actually talk back. Pegasus shows up for personality and transportation—your commute has never looked better—and Cusco’s llama sarcasm keeps the house lively. We close with Nana from Peter Pan, the quiet MVP who brings care, order, and tenderness when it’s needed most.
If you love Disney, cocktails, and the kind of ranking game that reveals what really matters at home—laughter, loyalty, and a bit of magic—this one’s for you. Hit play, then tell us your top three dream Disney roommates. Subscribe, share with a friend who needs a loyal Doug or a chef named Remy, and leave a quick review to help more fans find the show.
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SPEAKER_01 (00:01):
Okay.
Hello and welcome toCheers2ears.
Where today we're drinking on ajungle bird from Skipper Canteen
at Magic Kingdom Park.
And it is made with goslingblack seal rum, compare liqueur,
cane syrup, and pineapple andlime juices.
And it's$16.50, Aaron.
(00:23):
Disney reasonable.
SPEAKER_00 (00:24):
Yeah, Disney good.
So we made it with two ounces ofgosling's black rum, which we
ran out.
We had about two and a halfounces of that rum left.
So we did 151.
A little more kick.
Three quarters of an ounce ofsimple syrup, 1.5 ounces of
pineapple juice, half an ounceof lime juice.
(00:47):
And then again, we had to mixKampari with Aperol, which
Kampari is a little sweeter, butwe had three quarters of an
ounce of Kampari, which we did.
We made one big batch, and wedid so we did half Kampari, half
Aperol.
Right.
So because it was 1.5 ouncestotal.
But it made a darn good drink.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (01:09):
So darn good drink.
SPEAKER_01 (01:10):
Darn good drink.
And this is the first episodewe've had that having the burger
in the background makes sense.
SPEAKER_00 (01:17):
Yes.
If only the dogs would startbarking.
SPEAKER_01 (01:22):
Right.
So don't worry, they will.
SPEAKER_00 (01:25):
This is a good one.
SPEAKER_01 (01:26):
Yeah, this is a very good drink.
I just, it's like so manypunches we've had over time.
We've had lots of differenttropical drinks.
SPEAKER_00 (01:34):
Lots of tropical drinks.
SPEAKER_01 (01:36):
This one is like more sophisticated.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
It is.
So not only in its presence,because it's a and we will show
the potential YouTube group.
It's in an old-fashioned glass.
SPEAKER_01 (01:50):
Keyword potential.
Yeah.
I like that.
Old fashioned glass.
SPEAKER_00 (01:55):
But it's as I take another sip.
It's interesting when you mixCampari or Aperol with what I
say, the pineapple juice.
To me, it starts tasting like uhit has a grapefruit finish.
So this finishes withgrapefruit.
(02:15):
It does.
But it's balanced super well.
SPEAKER_01 (02:18):
Yeah, I'm ordering this next time I go.
SPEAKER_00 (02:21):
So consider this is two and three-quarter ounces or
two and a half ounces.
No.
Two and three-quarter ounces ofalcohol with juices and stuff.
It's not alcohol forward.
You can taste the alcohol, butit's it's balanced very well.
So this makes me want to go backto Skipper Canteen.
(02:41):
I went once, wasn't really,really impressed, but I also
didn't drink when I went.
I just I went for the meal.
SPEAKER_01 (02:49):
You'll always be more impressed if you drink when
you go.
This is true.
Except for if you go to that oneplace where you have the bad
drink, and we're gonna mentionthat again.
SPEAKER_00 (02:56):
But this is this was when I went and went to Skipper
Canteen, it was where you landand you go to the parks hardcore
first day, and we went to MagicKingdom, and which I don't
recommend if you're flying fromthe West Coast to go hard the
first day.
I think that should be an easygoing day because it's just
never fun.
And yeah, we went hard day withlunch at Skipper Canteen.
(03:20):
And the food was the food wasgood, it was okay, but I would
have enjoyed it more had I goneand been a little more relaxed.
Yes.
Everything's better when you'remore relaxed.
Yeah, this is true.
SPEAKER_01 (03:32):
That's why they should always do Disney more
relaxed.
SPEAKER_00 (03:35):
Yes, more relaxed.
So we're doing Jungle Bird tofit in with our theme.
And it's living with Disney'ssidekicks or Disney animals,
sidekicks or otherwise, becausesometimes it's the main
character, sometimes it isn't.
SPEAKER_01 (03:50):
Yeah, I did all I did all animals.
Okay.
And then pets.
I did I did pets I would want asmy own.
SPEAKER_00 (03:58):
Oh, for the animals?
Yeah.
And why?
And I kind of yeah.
I mean, you're living with them,i.e.
pets.
I just didn't want to insultcertain characters by calling
them pets.
Because I imagine if youreferred like it's like calling
Rocket Raccoon a raccoon.
It angers him.
(04:18):
It does anger him.
SPEAKER_01 (04:19):
Or trash panda or rocket would be a good funny
one.
There we go.
I didn't even think of that.
No, I didn't either.
Yeah.
I didn't think of Marvel at all.
SPEAKER_00 (04:28):
No, didn't cross my mind.
So anyway, we have a list of teneach.
Yep.
And would you like to start?
Sure.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:37):
My first one is Maximus from Tangled.
SPEAKER_00 (04:41):
You know, I thought about doing Maximus.
It went with a different horse.
I watched many clips.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:46):
Not many mouse clips.
Lots of clips.
SPEAKER_00 (04:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (04:49):
I watched lots of clips on the and the some are
hilarious.
It makes me want to watch a fewof these movies again.
Because I haven't seen Tangledin a long time.
SPEAKER_00 (04:56):
I haven't watched that the whole way through, I
don't think.
SPEAKER_01 (04:59):
But so Maximus, I like him because he's a horse
with big dog energy.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
Yes.
Very much so.
If you were gonna have a horse.
SPEAKER_01 (05:10):
Yep, he's a horse that's just like a having a dog.
And you know, our dogs are allbig in our house.
We like the bigger dogs.
SPEAKER_00 (05:17):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (05:18):
So that it fits.
It fits.
It tracks.
SPEAKER_00 (05:20):
It works with who you are.
SPEAKER_01 (05:22):
Right.
That's what this is all about.
SPEAKER_00 (05:24):
As a Disney fan, yes.
Any final thoughts on that?
SPEAKER_01 (05:29):
I don't think so.
Do you have any thoughts on no?
No?
SPEAKER_00 (05:32):
I just that I almost did Max's up and I picked a
different one.
SPEAKER_01 (05:35):
We'll see how this goes.
This we'll we'll get into it.
Let's go.
SPEAKER_00 (05:39):
So my first one was Dory.
Okay.
Because a fish is an easy pet,but I thought she would be a
little disturbing because shewould just swim around in place
all day or just kind of floatthere all day staring at you.
Because she wouldn't know whoyou were.
And she'd just keep forgetting.
Right.
(05:59):
So she would just stare at youall day.
Yeah.
So, you know, I thought, well,fish, an aquarium can cost a lot
of money, but the food is reallycheap.
So I'm thinking, I was thinkingwith her practical of like but
you could almost get away with asmall aquarium for just one
fish.
SPEAKER_01 (06:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (06:19):
Just that typical round bowl.
I like that.
I don't know if she if thatwould work for an ocean going
fish though, but but the food ischeap.
But I thought eventually I wouldmove her to an unused room
because of the staring, wouldjust creep me out.
Oh.
I don't want to be stared at byan animal, my pet.
It just it would annoy me.
(06:40):
So she would be banished to likethis room.
SPEAKER_01 (06:44):
Just yeah, when you don't go into a lot.
SPEAKER_00 (06:47):
Yeah, or Eli's old room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Michaela's old room.
That's where we keep the fish.
SPEAKER_01 (06:52):
Sorry, kids, you're not welcome back.
SPEAKER_00 (06:55):
Entertain the pet.
We got a pet.
He'll she'll be staring at youthe whole time you're home.
SPEAKER_01 (07:00):
Well, Eli Eli already gets to adopt a bird
someday.
SPEAKER_00 (07:04):
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (07:05):
The bird will outlive you.
Oh, yeah.
They lived uh fifty, they lived50 or 60 years.
Oh, okay.
So yeah, he's gonna he's gonnatoy outlive me.
Unless advances in sciencescome.
SPEAKER_00 (07:14):
Now he's listening to this and he's I know.
Sorry, Taz.
Coming up with ways to get ridof the bird.
Oh, yeah, the bird got away.
SPEAKER_01 (07:22):
Christy always tries to come up with ways to get rid
of the bird.
She asks every single personthat comes in our house if they
want a bird.
If they want a bird.
Yeah.
The birds are my thing.
I would have 12 of them.
Oh.
I love birds.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Fun fact.
SPEAKER_00 (07:37):
Learn something new every day.
SPEAKER_01 (07:38):
Fun fact.
So my next one.
Your next one.
Um, my next one is also fromTangled.
I went double Tangled.
And he's a small chameleon.
Pablo?
Wait, Pascal.
Pascal.
Pablo.
That's a good name.
I mean, yeah.
That's a good name too.
Pascal.
And I watched a video, a funnyvideo today where the creators,
how they came up with a name,there was a person on the set
(08:00):
that got a chameleon and broughtit on the when they were writing
the when they were writing thescript, and she brought it in
the room, and they said we needa chameleon in this movie.
Can we name it Pascal?
unknown (08:12):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (08:12):
And that was her past her name of her chameleon.
Oh, nice.
And his hilarious character.
And I watched a few, I watched afew clips from Disney Jr.
today.
Okay.
Of the Tangled Disney Jr.
show, and it's very funny.
SPEAKER_00 (08:27):
I'll have to Pascal I'll have to watch.
I'll have to sit down when I'vegot time to watch all of
Tangled.
SPEAKER_01 (08:35):
You've never seen the whole movie?
Or just I haven't paid attentionto it.
SPEAKER_00 (08:39):
No, no.
It's because I get interrupted alot when watching movies.
Oh.
It took me like four or fivehours to watch something the
other day.
Wow.
Because I kept, hey, come hereand take a look at this.
Hey, let's do Yeah.
I can't remember what movie itwas now.
And I spent five hours of mylife watching it.
(09:01):
So anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (09:02):
But Pascal, you can take anywhere.
Yeah.
He's a pocket chameleon.
Yeah.
You can just stick him anywhere.
He could go with you.
And he changes the color ofwhatever you're wearing.
He can sit on your shoulder andjust, if you're wearing like a
brown sweater, hold on to yourear and cruise along.
Yeah, he can stick sit on top ofyour Mickey ears.
Yeah.
And be part of it.
Like if you lose a if you losean ear from your Mickey ears
(09:24):
when you're in the park, he canbecome a Mickey.
SPEAKER_00 (09:28):
Oh, that's brilliant.
SPEAKER_01 (09:29):
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
And he's also an emotionalsupport chameleon.
You need one of those.
Just to get you through yourday.
Nice.
That's what pets are for, right?
Yes, emotional support.
That's one of the main thingspets are even for.
Why you get a pet, because itmakes you happier, right?
Yeah.
Like with the kids out of thehouse now, I end up talking to
(09:52):
the dogs and bird a lot more.
SPEAKER_00 (09:54):
I talk to my dog a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (09:56):
I like a lot more than I used to, though.
We have me and Taz had a wholeconversation today.
SPEAKER_00 (10:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:01):
And he's he was into it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:03):
I just give my dog like different names.
He was picking up he was pickingup what I was throwing down.
Yeah.
Well, that's good.
So my next one is Hey Hey.
I went with a bird.
I'll go hey later.
So he he's a rooster.
And I got him because I figuredkeep him around and get some hen
(10:23):
egg-laying hens.
I put hen laying eggs.
Yeah.
Little dyslexia there.
Egg-laying hens.
Because I thought, you know,you'd it'd be great because you
wouldn't feel any guilt eatinghis offspring.
unknown (10:40):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:40):
Because he's an idiot.
unknown (10:42):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:43):
And so you're just like if you were able to take
idiot animals out of the world.
SPEAKER_01 (10:48):
So I'll just I add it, I had a hey, hey on my list
too.
Okay.
So I'll just add in and we'lljust conversate about it instead
of me saying it later.
That's funny.
That's funny that you're becausehe's an idiot.
My whole thing with pets also islike with our younger dog, uh,
he we laugh at him all day long,right?
He was an empty nester kind ofpurchase.
(11:11):
Oh, okay.
It was right before Eli wasabout ready to graduate high
school.
So we should have we should havelike legitimately not gotten any
more pets so we can live ourempty nester life, right?
But we did.
SPEAKER_00 (11:24):
We got a puppy care of the package.
SPEAKER_01 (11:26):
We got a puppy right after COVID.
SPEAKER_00 (11:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (11:29):
Got a puppy, and we laugh at him all day.
It's constant, constantlaughing.
He's one of the best pets we'veever owned.
And that that's one thing tohave a pet.
So Heihe will be the same thing.
You would laugh at everything hedid.
Yeah.
Because of the chaos he would hewould cause.
It would be hilarious if youtook it lightheartedly.
I know.
Hey Hei's hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (11:49):
Oh, yeah.
He was a great character.
SPEAKER_01 (11:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
Well, Moana had both Hei Hei and Pua, which both
great, great animals.
Yeah.
I should have gone with Pua.
So I'm gonna get off topic herebecause I don't think this
episode will be a real long one.
Not in the way we're flowing sofar.
Whoa.
SPEAKER_01 (12:07):
Oh I'm hitting still so far.
Jeez.
SPEAKER_00 (12:10):
I'm driving up this is my first one, I swear, to my
hunting spot.
And there is a pig that lookslike Pua, the same species of
pig.
And it has a bunch of littlepiglets.
And so every time I'm driving bythis field, I see like mama pig
with about six little tinypiglets, chase furry little
(12:31):
piglets chasing her around thisfield.
Very cute thing.
And yeah, almost made me.
I'm like, I want one I want tojust pull over and grab one of
their little piglets.
I don't because that's illegaland wrong, but why not?
SPEAKER_01 (12:46):
Right.
Right.
I'm going to leave my mymicrophone mishap into the
YouTube because I don't have anyoptions.
SPEAKER_00 (12:54):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:54):
I'm no, we do.
Oh, we do?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm Are you getting good at theediting?
I'm about 20% good at it.
Nice.
It's taking so long.
But I'm gonna leave that inthere because just to show we
all make mistakes.
And I don't have a drinkingproblem.
SPEAKER_00 (13:12):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (13:14):
I have a Disney problem that includes drinking.
Yeah.
So your next one, because we didhey, hey.
I did hey hey, I'm right on topof your hey hey.
I did a boo.
Okay.
Well, let's talk a boo then,because I also have a boo.
SPEAKER_00 (13:27):
So I just thought I could use him to start a
criminal enterprise stealingfood from my local farmers.
SPEAKER_01 (13:34):
That's exactly kind of what I've had.
SPEAKER_00 (13:38):
So the yeah, that's the whole thing.
And a boo, he's actually areally good character.
And so it'd be, you know, it'dbe fun.
He's a animal, a pet that youcould really have a good
converse, one-sided conversationwith.
SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
Well, because he answers you, so yeah, like it's
like he's really answering you.
Yeah, he just is, you know, typeof noise.
That's the best impression we'veever had on our show of
anything.
SPEAKER_00 (14:01):
Probably because of yeah, and but the telethon,
those weren't impressions.
Yeah, just a because everybodyargues that.
No, those were guests.
I know.
Those were real guests.
SPEAKER_01 (14:12):
It's weird how much they sounded just like us.
Well, yeah.
I think they were impersonatedus.
SPEAKER_00 (14:17):
I think so.
SPEAKER_01 (14:18):
Yeah, those guys.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (14:19):
So anyway, that's why is a boo for a criminal
enterprise.
That's yeah.
I think he'd be a good monkey tohave a beer with.
SPEAKER_01 (14:26):
Oh, that's a good one too.
Yeah, I just had that, yeah.
If you need a snack, he can justgo grab one for you from
anywhere if you're in a storeanywhere you're at.
He can just go get you a loaf ofbread.
Ballpark.
Ooh.
Take it to a take into a Yankeegame.
He'd go grab your hot dog.
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
Boo, hot dog.
SPEAKER_00 (14:46):
Hot dog.
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (14:48):
That's a great idea.
SPEAKER_00 (14:50):
Excellent.
SPEAKER_01 (14:52):
So yours yours going again.
SPEAKER_00 (14:53):
No, I keep going again.
This is your list.
So this is where I hit on thethe big three.
Okay.
Donald Duck.
Oh.
As a pet.
As a pet.
That would not go over well.
So there'd be non-stop yelling.
Like it would just be a constantfight in the house.
Oh, he's very angry.
(15:14):
He's a very angry duck.
But he has all those human-likeskills, so he'd actually be good
around the house.
He so he's one of those, he'slike that kid that you have that
complains about having to dochores, but they do the chores.
So it's like, you know, they'recomplaining about doing the
chores, but they're actuallydoing the chores.
(15:34):
That would be Donald Duck.
Yeah, I would go with DonaldDuck.
I can visualize him complainingabout doing the chores right
now.
Yeah, vacuuming and dusting.
Yeah.
Because I I can bet he's a bitof a neat freak that he just has
that personality about him.
SPEAKER_01 (15:49):
I think of I can think of Donald Duck dusting and
wearing one of those maids hatsas he did it.
SPEAKER_00 (15:55):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
I don't know what they're called.
SPEAKER_00 (15:58):
A maid's hat.
unknown (15:59):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (15:59):
That's what they're called.
SPEAKER_01 (16:01):
It's like a piece of crochet something they put on
their head.
A doily?
SPEAKER_00 (16:06):
Yeah, like a doily.
A doily.
Maid's doily.
A maid's doily.
SPEAKER_01 (16:10):
Just made that up.
That's a good one.
So I get to go again?
SPEAKER_00 (16:14):
You now, yes, it is your turn.
SPEAKER_01 (16:16):
So I'm gonna go with the big ones too.
Okay.
I'm going Pluto.
unknown (16:20):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:21):
That's the best pet.
Pluto's great.
He because he is a pet.
I know, but Pluto's classic.
Yeah, he's the classic one.
I mean, you can't have a list ofpets you'd want to own without
having Pluto on the list.
SPEAKER_00 (16:34):
So a lot of this is speculation on what kind of pet
they would actually be.
Pluto, we have hard evidence.
Right.
Through countless movies, shortsof what kind of pet he would
actually be.
SPEAKER_01 (16:47):
Toy Loyal.
SPEAKER_00 (16:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (16:49):
He's the other part of our youngest dog, the
cuddling part.
SPEAKER_00 (16:54):
Yeah, he's got some Pluto qualities.
And he's got great merchandiseat DCA.
SPEAKER_01 (16:59):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (17:00):
Like that and Monsters Inc.
was the only good merchandise.
SPEAKER_01 (17:04):
I don't know how I held back.
SPEAKER_00 (17:06):
Really?
SPEAKER_01 (17:07):
Yeah.
She should Christy should saythank you, Aaron, for that
because I'd have bought none ofit and it was all great.
And I like a Pluto.
SPEAKER_00 (17:14):
If she said thank you, Aaron, we would then say
thank you, Christy, for thatcompliment.
SPEAKER_01 (17:18):
Oh, if she said thank you, Aaron, I might have a
heart attack and pass out.
Thank you, Christy.
I don't know if I don't thinkshe's listened to us in a while.
SPEAKER_00 (17:27):
So she'll listen to this in like six months.
Yeah, I hope that continues.
Come home and slap you aroundfor a while.
Yep.
How many have you done?
Is that was that your fifth?
SPEAKER_01 (17:37):
That was one, two, three.
So you're going again.
Yes.
I did one, two, three, and thenthe two you have.
So five.
I have five.
SPEAKER_00 (17:46):
Okay, so now my fifth, yeah.
Remy.
And this goes to me, Remy goeswithout saying.
SPEAKER_01 (17:52):
Oh, that's a good one, too.
SPEAKER_00 (17:54):
Because cooking is done.
Fantastic meals every day.
The only downside is feeding his9,000 cousins who would probably
come move in with you.
And there is, they do hang outin the sewer, so there is a
potential for disease, but youknow, you you sometimes you make
(18:15):
compromises.
You trade a little disease forthat good French cooking.
SPEAKER_01 (18:20):
True, and I just had a thought.
What's that?
What if Remy brings all hispeople with him?
So you know how Remy's in yourhat and he makes you do the
cooking.
Yeah.
Right?
What if you could have what ifyou had like ones that could
like do other things too?
And you just you had to donothing.
Oh, yeah.
You just live your life as azombie, and you had different
Remy's relatives that jumpedinside your hat and just did
(18:44):
other things for you, like goingto the lawn, going to work.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
That's a good point.
SPEAKER_01 (18:48):
They can just pull your hair all day.
SPEAKER_00 (18:49):
Yeah.
Walking out.
SPEAKER_01 (18:51):
Yeah, you just walk around like a zombie all day
long.
Nice.
And just go through life andthen just take them out when you
want to have relaxation time.
SPEAKER_00 (19:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:00):
Go to Disney.
You can go to Disney without therat.
SPEAKER_00 (19:02):
Yeah.
That would be hard to sneak intoDisney with a rat in your hat,
but this is really good.
SPEAKER_01 (19:09):
I like this.
I keep hitting my microphones.
Okay.
This setup is not working for mymy style.
Gotta flip it up a little bit.
So next one.
Oh it's my me again.
Yes.
Stitch.
Stitch is my next one.
And that's just because that'sjust because he's so loving.
(19:30):
Is he an animal?
Or because he's an alien.
SPEAKER_00 (19:34):
I don't know.
He's not on a he's on a mineral.
Yeah.
But I mean, would you callChristy an animal?
unknown (19:41):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (19:42):
No.
He's just a different species.
He's an alien, but he's notreally a pet animal.
SPEAKER_01 (19:48):
What is he to he's not he's not Lilo's friend?
More of a pet.
SPEAKER_00 (19:55):
That might be debatable.
But anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (19:58):
So why would you want this is my pet list, darn
it?
SPEAKER_00 (20:01):
Late stage stitch.
Not early stage where he's a bitmean and misnomer.
Late stage.
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
Because he's he loves he loves fiercely.
Yes.
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (20:13):
This is true.
SPEAKER_01 (20:14):
Totally loyal.
Right.
And there's again with the heyhey thing.
Same idea.
There's chaos everywhere.
SPEAKER_00 (20:22):
Entertainment in series.
Everywhere.
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (20:24):
Think of our idea we have for I don't know which one
of us had the idea for a stitchlounge.
That's all like 80s skaterpaint.
I think that was yours.
Probably.
Yeah, but it was really good.
SPEAKER_00 (20:37):
That sounds like that sounds like something you'd
come up with.
Okay.
Okay, your next one.
Doug.
Doug, I also have Doug.
You also have Doug.
And I mean, it just makes you'rethe one I thought of when I
thought of Doug because you havetwo Dougs sitting out there in
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your kitchen waiting for us tofinish up recording.
SPEAKER_01 (21:00):
They they do this when we record.
They are told Doug's when werecord.
SPEAKER_00 (21:03):
So he'll put up with you even as you get older and a
lot grumpier in yourdisposition.
And he does have that labretriever neediness.
It causes you to want to getaway from me.
Get away from me, dog.
But he's just they're verylovable.
SPEAKER_01 (21:19):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
There's not a lab or golden retriever.
There's just not a bad bone intheir body at all.
And who doesn't want a pet thatyou can have an actual
conversation with?
Yes.
And then there's the advantagethat you could talk to him.
SPEAKER_01 (21:35):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (21:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:36):
Totally talk to him.
And he could talk back.
Exactly.
SPEAKER_00 (21:39):
Doug's a good one.
Yeah.
So what what what caused you toadd Doug to your to your list?
SPEAKER_01 (21:46):
Kind of the same thing you said.
I mean, it's a pure I went purelike the pet loves you
immediately.
SPEAKER_00 (21:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:51):
Right?
That's huge.
The loyalness.
SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (21:56):
And the goofiness.
He is a total, he's a totalQuincy, which is our youngest
dog.
As far as the as far as howhappy he is.
Yes.
When he gets happy, not hiswhole personality.
Yes.
Just the when he gets reallyhappy and excited and his whole
body waves around.
SPEAKER_00 (22:11):
Yes.
That's I can see that.
Yeah.
I thought he was good.
He Doug is a good mix of bothQuincy and Ripley.
SPEAKER_01 (22:18):
He is.
He is.
SPEAKER_00 (22:19):
Yeah.
Totally.
SPEAKER_01 (22:20):
Yeah, totally.
Doug's another no-brainer.
SPEAKER_00 (22:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (22:24):
Right around the same lines as Pluto.
Exactly.
Just a great pet.
SPEAKER_00 (22:28):
Great pet.
Okay, so my next one.
Your next one.
Keenai.
From Brother Bear.
SPEAKER_01 (22:36):
Oh.
That's out of the left field.
So granted.
I like this.
I like that.
SPEAKER_00 (22:44):
Yeah.
And so granted, he's going toeat you in the end.
It's just, it's not going to endwell.
But in the meantime, it justhe'd be the coolest pet ever.
A big old grizzly.
unknown (22:59):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (22:59):
Does he have to is he gonna eat you in the end?
SPEAKER_00 (23:02):
I think so.
Is he?
I think he you'd get to thatpoint where you're just trusting
him, or but you forget to feedhim one time, your dinner.
Really?
Yeah.
That's kind of a bummer.
I don't know.
Because he is wild.
He's a wild bear.
SPEAKER_01 (23:14):
That's a huge downer.
SPEAKER_00 (23:16):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
I don't know.
I think it maybe I'm I'm my inmy take, he doesn't do that.
No, and the hope would be right.
And he just he changes.
He's one of the one bears.
Maybe he teaches other bears.
And all of a sudden bears aredomesticated because of him.
SPEAKER_00 (23:31):
Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
But but you know, possibility.
I don't know.
Possibility, sure.
SPEAKER_01 (23:37):
I'm not a scientist.
I don't know how these thingswork.
Okay, next one.
My next one is Pegasus fromHercules.
SPEAKER_00 (23:47):
That is actually my next one as well.
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
See, I thought when you wentwith Maximus, that was going to
be your only horse.
SPEAKER_01 (23:58):
Oh, I didn't do uh, I just did, I just looked at all
the characters and went withwhich ones.
I didn't think of what kind ofanimal they were as I went down
the list because I watched like10 billion clips.
SPEAKER_00 (24:08):
When I pulled up a list, it actually broke them
down by animal.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
Oh, I didn't, yeah.
Yeah.
So I just started I just startedputting like top top 50 Disney.
That's what I did.
So I just watched cards, I justwatched clips.
SPEAKER_00 (24:27):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (24:27):
All morning.
SPEAKER_00 (24:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:29):
And I like him because he's a well, he's a
flying horse, you can getanywhere.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (24:33):
Right.
That's transportation.
SPEAKER_00 (24:35):
That was my biggest thing right then.
The transportation aspect of anapegasis.
SPEAKER_01 (24:40):
I mean, if you've ever met my daughter, you would
you know I like a good side eye.
Because Michaela could give anice, yeah, like sarcastic side
eye.
SPEAKER_00 (24:50):
Yeah.
And I've got a dog that givespretty good, a Pomeranian that
gives pretty good side eye.
SPEAKER_01 (24:55):
Yeah, Ripley's good at that too.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (24:57):
Like Which is really funny for coming from a little
tiny dog.
SPEAKER_01 (25:00):
Yeah, but Michaela's is an all-time classic.
SPEAKER_00 (25:02):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:03):
It says there's so many words.
Yes.
And they're different wordsdepending on what kind of side
eye she gives you.
Yeah.
It could be a it could be a sadside eye.
I need something from you, sideeye.
Never say anything like that meagain, side eye.
Right?
There's so many of those thatMichaela has.
So that's why Pegasus is theMichaela of this group.
The Michaela of Yeah.
(25:24):
That's my oldest child.
In a nutshell.
SPEAKER_00 (25:28):
The only downside is because you're saving commute
time expenses and stuff, butyou'd have to move a little more
out in the country so that youcould get some acreage.
It was to be the only one thatwould be a little tricky.
Because and I thought aboutthis.
That even though he can fly, andmaybe he could fly over to
another field or something,you're still like thinking about
(25:50):
a pegasis or pegasus in yourbackyard.
It's not feasible.
SPEAKER_01 (25:55):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (25:56):
In in like in an urban backyard.
SPEAKER_01 (26:00):
What if you just had land somewhere?
SPEAKER_00 (26:02):
That would work too.
SPEAKER_01 (26:03):
Because he could fly.
It would just have to be rightoutside the town.
SPEAKER_00 (26:06):
Yes.
It couldn't be too far awaybecause then how would you
summon him when you need to goto work in the morning and you
wanted that free commute?
Right.
You could zap him and get acaller that gives him a little
not a bad zap, but just alittle, hey, come get me.
SPEAKER_01 (26:24):
It could be a beep.
SPEAKER_00 (26:25):
Yeah.
Oh, beep.
SPEAKER_01 (26:26):
You don't have to have a zap.
SPEAKER_00 (26:29):
Well, if it was noisy outside, like a high big
window.
You got an earpiece.
SPEAKER_01 (26:34):
Oh Pegasus horse horse airpods.
SPEAKER_00 (26:37):
Horse AirPods.
There we go.
SPEAKER_01 (26:39):
Come on, Apple.
SPEAKER_00 (26:40):
Get on it, Apple.
SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Pet AirPods are a new thing.
I don't care if you talk to himwhen they're outside.
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
I don't care if Steve Jobs is dead.
You can innovate.
unknown (26:50):
What?
SPEAKER_01 (26:52):
I don't even know where that came from.
SPEAKER_00 (26:56):
Honestly, because I could see Steve Jobs, if that
was a real need that he thoughtthe world had, I would see him
innovating something like that.
I recently just watched the Jobsor one of those Steve Jobs
movies.
Which is why.
SPEAKER_01 (27:12):
Well, the one was really good.
The one I watched, I don't knowwhat it was.
It might have been AshtonKutcher.
He didn't play Steve Jobs, didhe?
SPEAKER_00 (27:20):
Okay, so one of them has Ashton Kutcher and the other
has Michael Fassbender.
That must have been the one Iwatched.
And I think one is called Steveand the other is called Jobs.
SPEAKER_01 (27:29):
Oh, inventive.
Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
It's like, oh, they called it Jobs.
What do we call ours?
SPEAKER_01 (27:36):
Let's call Steve.
Steve.
That's like the old Bob Newhart.
Yeah.
There was the Bob Newhart show.
There was New Heart.
There's Bob.
That was his last show he had.
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (27:52):
He would be a good pet.
Bob Newhart?
Hilarious.
Okay.
So we covered Pegasus.
Do you have two left?
I have one left.
Okay, so I have two.
Okay.
So we both have two.
Should I you want me to go?
SPEAKER_01 (28:06):
Go ahead.
Okay.
We're just flowing here.
SPEAKER_00 (28:09):
So my next one, Scrooge McDuck.
SPEAKER_01 (28:13):
You like pet ducks?
SPEAKER_00 (28:15):
Well, I've I mean there's two ducks, and I didn't
do launch pad McQuack.
You're like or Huey Dewey andLouie.
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
You're like Joey and Chandler.
SPEAKER_00 (28:23):
Oh, yeah, there you go.
I could have a pet duck.
Pet duck.
SPEAKER_01 (28:27):
So tell me why he's the only interesting to me.
SPEAKER_00 (28:32):
He's the only pet you could have that's not a
financial drain, but a financialasset.
Because you could make a killingcharging him rent.
You could actually charge yourpet rent.
Because he has so much money?
Because he has so much money.
Yeah.
Well if he left though.
He couldn't.
He's your pet.
Oh, so it's can Ripley or or orhave no money.
SPEAKER_01 (28:55):
They could be billionaires.
SPEAKER_00 (28:56):
But they could just wander off and decide to go live
someplace else.
SPEAKER_01 (28:59):
I think if Quincy was a billionaire, he might
bounce.
SPEAKER_00 (29:02):
He might have a high rise somewhere.
He probably would bounce.
I don't think Ripley wouldRipley would stay.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:07):
Ripley would stay and probably contribute to the
household.
SPEAKER_00 (29:10):
But see, that's my my fantasy that he would pay.
SPEAKER_01 (29:13):
I think Quincy would have a loft in the city.
SPEAKER_00 (29:15):
He probably would.
Some place he could bring theladies over, be undisturbed.
SPEAKER_01 (29:25):
Oh.
This has turned sideways,people.
This is still a Disney show,everyone.
So yeah, that's that's a youwhat are ducks?
No more ducks?
Is that I'm out of ducks.
SPEAKER_00 (29:38):
Yes, I'm out of ducks.
SPEAKER_01 (29:39):
But you had all your ducks in a row.
SPEAKER_00 (29:40):
Yes.
No, actually, they were we hadto jump for the next duck.
My next one is Raja fromAladdin.
I thought about going with himbecause he was a tiger.
I like a tiger.
There's a lot of tigers tochoose from.
SPEAKER_01 (29:54):
There is.
SPEAKER_00 (29:55):
Yeah, because you get jungle book.
Right.
Oh, that's a good one, too.
And I'm forgetting.
His name.
SPEAKER_01 (30:01):
I don't know it.
SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
Even though I just looked at it.
It took me a lot to make sure Igot Raja correctly.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (30:06):
But Raja is like like a um chameleon.
He's my emotional support tiger.
SPEAKER_00 (30:14):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (30:15):
Right?
Because he's there for you atall times.
He's not afraid to bite a headoff.
SPEAKER_00 (30:19):
So Raja is my Kenai.
Kini is my Raja.
Yeah.
Maybe that's how I should sayit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think those are theequivalent.
Right.
They could kill you, but why nothave one?
SPEAKER_01 (30:31):
But he's not Raja's never gonna kill his owner, but
he would kill your dad if yourdad talked crap to you.
Like he almost did to probablyattack yes.
He attacked Jasmine's dad likethat.
SPEAKER_00 (30:42):
Yeah.
Willing to kill the king.
The sultan, sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (30:46):
Yeah, that's one of my top ones, I think, is Rajah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:48):
Okay.
That's that he's a good one.
He's a good one.
He is a good one.
What's your next one?
My last one.
SPEAKER_01 (30:54):
Your last one.
SPEAKER_00 (30:55):
Is Cusco.
SPEAKER_01 (30:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (30:57):
So the llama from Emperor's New Groove.
SPEAKER_01 (31:01):
So dumb.
SPEAKER_00 (31:02):
You know, he's never coming into the house.
You know, there's lots ofspitting and general, unpleasant
disposition.
But if you like sarcastic humor,he is the one.
He is the pet for you.
Yeah.
Like you you could just belaughing all day at just his
entitled sarcasm.
(31:23):
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (31:24):
That quick win.
Yeah.
I think I think that's numberone for me is the sarcastic.
SPEAKER_02 (31:29):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (31:30):
Kind of loving sarcastic thing.
And laughing.
Laughing with your pets isnumber one, I think.
And all the things, yeah.
All the things we talked aboutso far.
Well, number good number two isjust pure loving.
Right?
But but the funny thing is thelaughing with your pet, laughing
at what your pet does.
Yeah.
That makes you the happiest, Ithink, of having a pet at
(31:50):
laughing at them.
Yes.
As yeah.
Like, why does Quincy jump allover a house like he's Tigger?
Exactly.
He's mostly he mo he has Tigger,he has tigger energy like crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (32:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (32:02):
Yeah.
And so just laughing at him allday long.
That's one of our that's one ofthe funniest things.
That's one of the best thingsabout having a pet.
SPEAKER_00 (32:08):
I think it's funny, and he doesn't do it often, but
Rigby, yeah, the Pomeranian,when he's so he naps a lot.
It's intense playing followed byvery long naps.
But he does his little wolf howlwhile he's sleeping.
He'll have a dream or something,and all of a sudden he'll like a
couple barks and then oh woo.
(32:32):
And it's really long.
And it is.
It's a woo.
That's his little howl.
A woo.
Yeah, little tiny four-pound doghowling.
That's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (32:42):
Hilarious.
That's funny.
Our son's our son's fiance,Addie, guest of the show.
Yes, former guest.
Former guest of the show.
Hopefully, future guest of theshow.
She her family has a great dane.
Oh.
So they have a great dane and aboston terrier.
Oh, okay.
A crazy pair.
The great dane will the greatdane will eat stuff off the
(33:04):
counter without even lifting hischin.
SPEAKER_02 (33:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:08):
And the Boston Terrier, though, saw that and he
will leap on the counter.
He'll oh his might and grabsomething.
SPEAKER_00 (33:13):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (33:14):
Yeah, he grabbed a he grabbed an entire taco off
the plate of Addy's dad when hegot up just for a second.
I was sitting right there.
I didn't, he was so fast.
I didn't notice.
I was sitting right next toright on the table next.
SPEAKER_00 (33:29):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (33:30):
He jumped up and grabbed it and was gone.
SPEAKER_00 (33:32):
I always wanted to get a Boston Terrier and name
him Yankee.
That was just yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
I can't think of an opposite.
I was trying to think ofsomething Yankee would I can't
think of a man.
SPEAKER_00 (33:44):
Yeah, and there's an animal.
There's not, but it worksperfectly to get a Boston
Terrier and name him Yankee.
Anyway.
Name him Jeter.
There you go.
Your last one.
SPEAKER_01 (33:54):
My last one is this is a good one.
This is a great one.
Okay.
This is outside the box a littlebit.
Nana from Peter Pan.
Wendy's dog.
Oh.
Okay.
I watched clips today and shesold me.
I mean, she just a total nurse.
Nana's a nanny.
Yeah.
(34:14):
Nanny dog, pretty much.
Nanny dog.
Okay.
She does everything for thechildren of the house.
Like a medicine tray in herhead.
SPEAKER_00 (34:22):
It's been so long since I've seen that.
SPEAKER_01 (34:23):
I know you need to watch it again.
That's that's one of the thingsthat sparked me a day.
I said, I need to watch PeterPan again.
SPEAKER_00 (34:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:29):
And I need to watch Aladdin again.
And I really need to watchTangled again.
SPEAKER_00 (34:32):
I watched Aladdin recently.
And then in the last few monthsI've watched Tangled, but I did
like I said, I didn't get tofinish it.
SPEAKER_01 (34:40):
But Peter Pan is a great movie by itself, but then
Nana is such a small role.
SPEAKER_00 (34:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
Right just in the beginning.
But a quality.
Yeah.
A quality role.
Yeah, I watched the clips.
The clips are hilarious.
Just Nana helping out Wendydoing all the stuff around the
house.
Oh.
Isn't that cool?
SPEAKER_00 (34:58):
A dog who can do chores is yeah, that's golden.
SPEAKER_01 (35:01):
Right.
So if you like what we talkedabout today, hey, send us your
top ten.
SPEAKER_00 (35:06):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (35:07):
Tell us what your top ten is.
SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
Give us a like, give us a follow, leave a review.
You know, do all the things.
And we'd appreciate that.
Yep.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Okay.
Hello and welcome toCheers2ears.
Where today we're drinking on ajungle bird from Skipper Canteen
at Magic Kingdom Park.
And it is made with goslingblack seal rum, compare liqueur,
cane syrup, and pineapple andlime juices.
And it's$16.50, Aaron.
(00:23):
Disney reasonable.
SPEAKER_00 (00:24):
Yeah, Disney good.
So we made it with two ounces ofgosling's black rum, which we
ran out.
We had about two and a halfounces of that rum left.
So we did 151.
A little more kick.
Three quarters of an ounce ofsimple syrup, 1.5 ounces of
pineapple juice, half an ounceof lime juice.
(00:47):
And then again, we had to mixKampari with Aperol, which
Kampari is a little sweeter, butwe had three quarters of an
ounce of Kampari, which we did.
We made one big batch, and wedid so we did half Kampari, half
Aperol.
Right.
So because it was 1.5 ouncestotal.
But it made a darn good drink.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (01:09):
So darn good drink.
SPEAKER_01 (01:10):
Darn good drink.
And this is the first episodewe've had that having the burger
in the background makes sense.
SPEAKER_00 (01:17):
Yes.
If only the dogs would startbarking.
SPEAKER_01 (01:22):
Right.
So don't worry, they will.
SPEAKER_00 (01:25):
This is a good one.
SPEAKER_01 (01:26):
Yeah, this is a very good drink.
I just, it's like so manypunches we've had over time.
We've had lots of differenttropical drinks.
SPEAKER_00 (01:34):
Lots of tropical drinks.
SPEAKER_01 (01:36):
This one is like more sophisticated.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
It is.
So not only in its presence,because it's a and we will show
the potential YouTube group.
It's in an old-fashioned glass.
SPEAKER_01 (01:50):
Keyword potential.
Yeah.
I like that.
Old fashioned glass.
SPEAKER_00 (01:55):
But it's as I take another sip.
It's interesting when you mixCampari or Aperol with what I
say, the pineapple juice.
To me, it starts tasting like uhit has a grapefruit finish.
So this finishes withgrapefruit.
(02:15):
It does.
But it's balanced super well.
SPEAKER_01 (02:18):
Yeah, I'm ordering this next time I go.
SPEAKER_00 (02:21):
So consider this is two and three-quarter ounces or
two and a half ounces.
No.
Two and three-quarter ounces ofalcohol with juices and stuff.
It's not alcohol forward.
You can taste the alcohol, butit's it's balanced very well.
So this makes me want to go backto Skipper Canteen.
(02:41):
I went once, wasn't really,really impressed, but I also
didn't drink when I went.
I just I went for the meal.
SPEAKER_01 (02:49):
You'll always be more impressed if you drink when
you go.
This is true.
Except for if you go to that oneplace where you have the bad
drink, and we're gonna mentionthat again.
SPEAKER_00 (02:56):
But this is this was when I went and went to Skipper
Canteen, it was where you landand you go to the parks hardcore
first day, and we went to MagicKingdom, and which I don't
recommend if you're flying fromthe West Coast to go hard the
first day.
I think that should be an easygoing day because it's just
never fun.
And yeah, we went hard day withlunch at Skipper Canteen.
(03:20):
And the food was the food wasgood, it was okay, but I would
have enjoyed it more had I goneand been a little more relaxed.
Yes.
Everything's better when you'remore relaxed.
Yeah, this is true.
SPEAKER_01 (03:32):
That's why they should always do Disney more
relaxed.
SPEAKER_00 (03:35):
Yes, more relaxed.
So we're doing Jungle Bird tofit in with our theme.
And it's living with Disney'ssidekicks or Disney animals,
sidekicks or otherwise, becausesometimes it's the main
character, sometimes it isn't.
SPEAKER_01 (03:50):
Yeah, I did all I did all animals.
Okay.
And then pets.
I did I did pets I would want asmy own.
SPEAKER_00 (03:58):
Oh, for the animals?
Yeah.
And why?
And I kind of yeah.
I mean, you're living with them,i.e.
pets.
I just didn't want to insultcertain characters by calling
them pets.
Because I imagine if youreferred like it's like calling
Rocket Raccoon a raccoon.
It angers him.
(04:18):
It does anger him.
SPEAKER_01 (04:19):
Or trash panda or rocket would be a good funny
one.
There we go.
I didn't even think of that.
No, I didn't either.
Yeah.
I didn't think of Marvel at all.
SPEAKER_00 (04:28):
No, didn't cross my mind.
So anyway, we have a list of teneach.
Yep.
And would you like to start?
Sure.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:37):
My first one is Maximus from Tangled.
SPEAKER_00 (04:41):
You know, I thought about doing Maximus.
It went with a different horse.
I watched many clips.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:46):
Not many mouse clips.
Lots of clips.
SPEAKER_00 (04:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (04:49):
I watched lots of clips on the and the some are
hilarious.
It makes me want to watch a fewof these movies again.
Because I haven't seen Tangledin a long time.
SPEAKER_00 (04:56):
I haven't watched that the whole way through, I
don't think.
SPEAKER_01 (04:59):
But so Maximus, I like him because he's a horse
with big dog energy.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
Yes.
Very much so.
If you were gonna have a horse.
SPEAKER_01 (05:10):
Yep, he's a horse that's just like a having a dog.
And you know, our dogs are allbig in our house.
We like the bigger dogs.
SPEAKER_00 (05:17):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (05:18):
So that it fits.
It fits.
It tracks.
SPEAKER_00 (05:20):
It works with who you are.
SPEAKER_01 (05:22):
Right.
That's what this is all about.
SPEAKER_00 (05:24):
As a Disney fan, yes.
Any final thoughts on that?
SPEAKER_01 (05:29):
I don't think so.
Do you have any thoughts on no?
No?
SPEAKER_00 (05:32):
I just that I almost did Max's up and I picked a
different one.
SPEAKER_01 (05:35):
We'll see how this goes.
This we'll we'll get into it.
Let's go.
SPEAKER_00 (05:39):
So my first one was Dory.
Okay.
Because a fish is an easy pet,but I thought she would be a
little disturbing because shewould just swim around in place
all day or just kind of floatthere all day staring at you.
Because she wouldn't know whoyou were.
And she'd just keep forgetting.
Right.
(05:59):
So she would just stare at youall day.
Yeah.
So, you know, I thought, well,fish, an aquarium can cost a lot
of money, but the food is reallycheap.
So I'm thinking, I was thinkingwith her practical of like but
you could almost get away with asmall aquarium for just one
fish.
SPEAKER_01 (06:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (06:19):
Just that typical round bowl.
I like that.
I don't know if she if thatwould work for an ocean going
fish though, but but the food ischeap.
But I thought eventually I wouldmove her to an unused room
because of the staring, wouldjust creep me out.
Oh.
I don't want to be stared at byan animal, my pet.
It just it would annoy me.
(06:40):
So she would be banished to likethis room.
SPEAKER_01 (06:44):
Just yeah, when you don't go into a lot.
SPEAKER_00 (06:47):
Yeah, or Eli's old room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Michaela's old room.
That's where we keep the fish.
SPEAKER_01 (06:52):
Sorry, kids, you're not welcome back.
SPEAKER_00 (06:55):
Entertain the pet.
We got a pet.
He'll she'll be staring at youthe whole time you're home.
SPEAKER_01 (07:00):
Well, Eli Eli already gets to adopt a bird
someday.
SPEAKER_00 (07:04):
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (07:05):
The bird will outlive you.
Oh, yeah.
They lived uh fifty, they lived50 or 60 years.
Oh, okay.
So yeah, he's gonna he's gonnatoy outlive me.
Unless advances in sciencescome.
SPEAKER_00 (07:14):
Now he's listening to this and he's I know.
Sorry, Taz.
Coming up with ways to get ridof the bird.
Oh, yeah, the bird got away.
SPEAKER_01 (07:22):
Christy always tries to come up with ways to get rid
of the bird.
She asks every single personthat comes in our house if they
want a bird.
If they want a bird.
Yeah.
The birds are my thing.
I would have 12 of them.
Oh.
I love birds.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Fun fact.
SPEAKER_00 (07:37):
Learn something new every day.
SPEAKER_01 (07:38):
Fun fact.
So my next one.
Your next one.
Um, my next one is also fromTangled.
I went double Tangled.
And he's a small chameleon.
Pablo?
Wait, Pascal.
Pascal.
Pablo.
That's a good name.
I mean, yeah.
That's a good name too.
Pascal.
And I watched a video, a funnyvideo today where the creators,
how they came up with a name,there was a person on the set
(08:00):
that got a chameleon and broughtit on the when they were writing
the when they were writing thescript, and she brought it in
the room, and they said we needa chameleon in this movie.
Can we name it Pascal?
unknown (08:12):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (08:12):
And that was her past her name of her chameleon.
Oh, nice.
And his hilarious character.
And I watched a few, I watched afew clips from Disney Jr.
today.
Okay.
Of the Tangled Disney Jr.
show, and it's very funny.
SPEAKER_00 (08:27):
I'll have to Pascal I'll have to watch.
I'll have to sit down when I'vegot time to watch all of
Tangled.
SPEAKER_01 (08:35):
You've never seen the whole movie?
Or just I haven't paid attentionto it.
SPEAKER_00 (08:39):
No, no.
It's because I get interrupted alot when watching movies.
Oh.
It took me like four or fivehours to watch something the
other day.
Wow.
Because I kept, hey, come hereand take a look at this.
Hey, let's do Yeah.
I can't remember what movie itwas now.
And I spent five hours of mylife watching it.
(09:01):
So anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (09:02):
But Pascal, you can take anywhere.
Yeah.
He's a pocket chameleon.
Yeah.
You can just stick him anywhere.
He could go with you.
And he changes the color ofwhatever you're wearing.
He can sit on your shoulder andjust, if you're wearing like a
brown sweater, hold on to yourear and cruise along.
Yeah, he can stick sit on top ofyour Mickey ears.
Yeah.
And be part of it.
Like if you lose a if you losean ear from your Mickey ears
(09:24):
when you're in the park, he canbecome a Mickey.
SPEAKER_00 (09:28):
Oh, that's brilliant.
SPEAKER_01 (09:29):
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
And he's also an emotionalsupport chameleon.
You need one of those.
Just to get you through yourday.
Nice.
That's what pets are for, right?
Yes, emotional support.
That's one of the main thingspets are even for.
Why you get a pet, because itmakes you happier, right?
Yeah.
Like with the kids out of thehouse now, I end up talking to
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the dogs and bird a lot more.
SPEAKER_00 (09:54):
I talk to my dog a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (09:56):
I like a lot more than I used to, though.
We have me and Taz had a wholeconversation today.
SPEAKER_00 (10:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:01):
And he's he was into it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:03):
I just give my dog like different names.
He was picking up he was pickingup what I was throwing down.
Yeah.
Well, that's good.
So my next one is Hey Hey.
I went with a bird.
I'll go hey later.
So he he's a rooster.
And I got him because I figuredkeep him around and get some hen
(10:23):
egg-laying hens.
I put hen laying eggs.
Yeah.
Little dyslexia there.
Egg-laying hens.
Because I thought, you know,you'd it'd be great because you
wouldn't feel any guilt eatinghis offspring.
unknown (10:40):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:40):
Because he's an idiot.
unknown (10:42):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:43):
And so you're just like if you were able to take
idiot animals out of the world.
SPEAKER_01 (10:48):
So I'll just I add it, I had a hey, hey on my list
too.
Okay.
So I'll just add in and we'lljust conversate about it instead
of me saying it later.
That's funny.
That's funny that you're becausehe's an idiot.
My whole thing with pets also islike with our younger dog, uh,
he we laugh at him all day long,right?
He was an empty nester kind ofpurchase.
(11:11):
Oh, okay.
It was right before Eli wasabout ready to graduate high
school.
So we should have we should havelike legitimately not gotten any
more pets so we can live ourempty nester life, right?
But we did.
SPEAKER_00 (11:24):
We got a puppy care of the package.
SPEAKER_01 (11:26):
We got a puppy right after COVID.
SPEAKER_00 (11:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (11:29):
Got a puppy, and we laugh at him all day.
It's constant, constantlaughing.
He's one of the best pets we'veever owned.
And that that's one thing tohave a pet.
So Heihe will be the same thing.
You would laugh at everything hedid.
Yeah.
Because of the chaos he would hewould cause.
It would be hilarious if youtook it lightheartedly.
I know.
Hey Hei's hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (11:49):
Oh, yeah.
He was a great character.
SPEAKER_01 (11:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
Well, Moana had both Hei Hei and Pua, which both
great, great animals.
Yeah.
I should have gone with Pua.
So I'm gonna get off topic herebecause I don't think this
episode will be a real long one.
Not in the way we're flowing sofar.
Whoa.
SPEAKER_01 (12:07):
Oh I'm hitting still so far.
Jeez.
SPEAKER_00 (12:10):
I'm driving up this is my first one, I swear, to my
hunting spot.
And there is a pig that lookslike Pua, the same species of
pig.
And it has a bunch of littlepiglets.
And so every time I'm driving bythis field, I see like mama pig
with about six little tinypiglets, chase furry little
(12:31):
piglets chasing her around thisfield.
Very cute thing.
And yeah, almost made me.
I'm like, I want one I want tojust pull over and grab one of
their little piglets.
I don't because that's illegaland wrong, but why not?
SPEAKER_01 (12:46):
Right.
Right.
I'm going to leave my mymicrophone mishap into the
YouTube because I don't have anyoptions.
SPEAKER_00 (12:54):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:54):
I'm no, we do.
Oh, we do?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm Are you getting good at theediting?
I'm about 20% good at it.
Nice.
It's taking so long.
But I'm gonna leave that inthere because just to show we
all make mistakes.
And I don't have a drinkingproblem.
SPEAKER_00 (13:12):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (13:14):
I have a Disney problem that includes drinking.
Yeah.
So your next one, because we didhey, hey.
I did hey hey, I'm right on topof your hey hey.
I did a boo.
Okay.
Well, let's talk a boo then,because I also have a boo.
SPEAKER_00 (13:27):
So I just thought I could use him to start a
criminal enterprise stealingfood from my local farmers.
SPEAKER_01 (13:34):
That's exactly kind of what I've had.
SPEAKER_00 (13:38):
So the yeah, that's the whole thing.
And a boo, he's actually areally good character.
And so it'd be, you know, it'dbe fun.
He's a animal, a pet that youcould really have a good
converse, one-sided conversationwith.
SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
Well, because he answers you, so yeah, like it's
like he's really answering you.
Yeah, he just is, you know, typeof noise.
That's the best impression we'veever had on our show of
anything.
SPEAKER_00 (14:01):
Probably because of yeah, and but the telethon,
those weren't impressions.
Yeah, just a because everybodyargues that.
No, those were guests.
I know.
Those were real guests.
SPEAKER_01 (14:12):
It's weird how much they sounded just like us.
Well, yeah.
I think they were impersonatedus.
SPEAKER_00 (14:17):
I think so.
SPEAKER_01 (14:18):
Yeah, those guys.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (14:19):
So anyway, that's why is a boo for a criminal
enterprise.
That's yeah.
I think he'd be a good monkey tohave a beer with.
SPEAKER_01 (14:26):
Oh, that's a good one too.
Yeah, I just had that, yeah.
If you need a snack, he can justgo grab one for you from
anywhere if you're in a storeanywhere you're at.
He can just go get you a loaf ofbread.
Ballpark.
Ooh.
Take it to a take into a Yankeegame.
He'd go grab your hot dog.
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
Boo, hot dog.
SPEAKER_00 (14:46):
Hot dog.
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (14:48):
That's a great idea.
SPEAKER_00 (14:50):
Excellent.
SPEAKER_01 (14:52):
So yours yours going again.
SPEAKER_00 (14:53):
No, I keep going again.
This is your list.
So this is where I hit on thethe big three.
Okay.
Donald Duck.
Oh.
As a pet.
As a pet.
That would not go over well.
So there'd be non-stop yelling.
Like it would just be a constantfight in the house.
Oh, he's very angry.
(15:14):
He's a very angry duck.
But he has all those human-likeskills, so he'd actually be good
around the house.
He so he's one of those, he'slike that kid that you have that
complains about having to dochores, but they do the chores.
So it's like, you know, they'recomplaining about doing the
chores, but they're actuallydoing the chores.
(15:34):
That would be Donald Duck.
Yeah, I would go with DonaldDuck.
I can visualize him complainingabout doing the chores right
now.
Yeah, vacuuming and dusting.
Yeah.
Because I I can bet he's a bitof a neat freak that he just has
that personality about him.
SPEAKER_01 (15:49):
I think of I can think of Donald Duck dusting and
wearing one of those maids hatsas he did it.
SPEAKER_00 (15:55):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
I don't know what they're called.
SPEAKER_00 (15:58):
A maid's hat.
unknown (15:59):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (15:59):
That's what they're called.
SPEAKER_01 (16:01):
It's like a piece of crochet something they put on
their head.
A doily?
SPEAKER_00 (16:06):
Yeah, like a doily.
A doily.
Maid's doily.
A maid's doily.
SPEAKER_01 (16:10):
Just made that up.
That's a good one.
So I get to go again?
SPEAKER_00 (16:14):
You now, yes, it is your turn.
SPEAKER_01 (16:16):
So I'm gonna go with the big ones too.
Okay.
I'm going Pluto.
unknown (16:20):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:21):
That's the best pet.
Pluto's great.
He because he is a pet.
I know, but Pluto's classic.
Yeah, he's the classic one.
I mean, you can't have a list ofpets you'd want to own without
having Pluto on the list.
SPEAKER_00 (16:34):
So a lot of this is speculation on what kind of pet
they would actually be.
Pluto, we have hard evidence.
Right.
Through countless movies, shortsof what kind of pet he would
actually be.
SPEAKER_01 (16:47):
Toy Loyal.
SPEAKER_00 (16:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (16:49):
He's the other part of our youngest dog, the
cuddling part.
SPEAKER_00 (16:54):
Yeah, he's got some Pluto qualities.
And he's got great merchandiseat DCA.
SPEAKER_01 (16:59):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (17:00):
Like that and Monsters Inc.
was the only good merchandise.
SPEAKER_01 (17:04):
I don't know how I held back.
SPEAKER_00 (17:06):
Really?
SPEAKER_01 (17:07):
Yeah.
She should Christy should saythank you, Aaron, for that
because I'd have bought none ofit and it was all great.
And I like a Pluto.
SPEAKER_00 (17:14):
If she said thank you, Aaron, we would then say
thank you, Christy, for thatcompliment.
SPEAKER_01 (17:18):
Oh, if she said thank you, Aaron, I might have a
heart attack and pass out.
Thank you, Christy.
I don't know if I don't thinkshe's listened to us in a while.
SPEAKER_00 (17:27):
So she'll listen to this in like six months.
Yeah, I hope that continues.
Come home and slap you aroundfor a while.
Yep.
How many have you done?
Is that was that your fifth?
SPEAKER_01 (17:37):
That was one, two, three.
So you're going again.
Yes.
I did one, two, three, and thenthe two you have.
So five.
I have five.
SPEAKER_00 (17:46):
Okay, so now my fifth, yeah.
Remy.
And this goes to me, Remy goeswithout saying.
SPEAKER_01 (17:52):
Oh, that's a good one, too.
SPEAKER_00 (17:54):
Because cooking is done.
Fantastic meals every day.
The only downside is feeding his9,000 cousins who would probably
come move in with you.
And there is, they do hang outin the sewer, so there is a
potential for disease, but youknow, you you sometimes you make
(18:15):
compromises.
You trade a little disease forthat good French cooking.
SPEAKER_01 (18:20):
True, and I just had a thought.
What's that?
What if Remy brings all hispeople with him?
So you know how Remy's in yourhat and he makes you do the
cooking.
Yeah.
Right?
What if you could have what ifyou had like ones that could
like do other things too?
And you just you had to donothing.
Oh, yeah.
You just live your life as azombie, and you had different
Remy's relatives that jumpedinside your hat and just did
(18:44):
other things for you, like goingto the lawn, going to work.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
That's a good point.
SPEAKER_01 (18:48):
They can just pull your hair all day.
SPEAKER_00 (18:49):
Yeah.
Walking out.
SPEAKER_01 (18:51):
Yeah, you just walk around like a zombie all day
long.
Nice.
And just go through life andthen just take them out when you
want to have relaxation time.
SPEAKER_00 (19:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:00):
Go to Disney.
You can go to Disney without therat.
SPEAKER_00 (19:02):
Yeah.
That would be hard to sneak intoDisney with a rat in your hat,
but this is really good.
SPEAKER_01 (19:09):
I like this.
I keep hitting my microphones.
Okay.
This setup is not working for mymy style.
Gotta flip it up a little bit.
So next one.
Oh it's my me again.
Yes.
Stitch.
Stitch is my next one.
And that's just because that'sjust because he's so loving.
(19:30):
Is he an animal?
Or because he's an alien.
SPEAKER_00 (19:34):
I don't know.
He's not on a he's on a mineral.
Yeah.
But I mean, would you callChristy an animal?
unknown (19:41):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (19:42):
No.
He's just a different species.
He's an alien, but he's notreally a pet animal.
SPEAKER_01 (19:48):
What is he to he's not he's not Lilo's friend?
More of a pet.
SPEAKER_00 (19:55):
That might be debatable.
But anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (19:58):
So why would you want this is my pet list, darn
it?
SPEAKER_00 (20:01):
Late stage stitch.
Not early stage where he's a bitmean and misnomer.
Late stage.
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
Because he's he loves he loves fiercely.
Yes.
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (20:13):
This is true.
SPEAKER_01 (20:14):
Totally loyal.
Right.
And there's again with the heyhey thing.
Same idea.
There's chaos everywhere.
SPEAKER_00 (20:22):
Entertainment in series.
Everywhere.
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (20:24):
Think of our idea we have for I don't know which one
of us had the idea for a stitchlounge.
That's all like 80s skaterpaint.
I think that was yours.
Probably.
Yeah, but it was really good.
SPEAKER_00 (20:37):
That sounds like that sounds like something you'd
come up with.
Okay.
Okay, your next one.
Doug.
Doug, I also have Doug.
You also have Doug.
And I mean, it just makes you'rethe one I thought of when I
thought of Doug because you havetwo Dougs sitting out there in
(20:57):
your kitchen waiting for us tofinish up recording.
SPEAKER_01 (21:00):
They they do this when we record.
They are told Doug's when werecord.
SPEAKER_00 (21:03):
So he'll put up with you even as you get older and a
lot grumpier in yourdisposition.
And he does have that labretriever neediness.
It causes you to want to getaway from me.
Get away from me, dog.
But he's just they're verylovable.
SPEAKER_01 (21:19):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
There's not a lab or golden retriever.
There's just not a bad bone intheir body at all.
And who doesn't want a pet thatyou can have an actual
conversation with?
Yes.
And then there's the advantagethat you could talk to him.
SPEAKER_01 (21:35):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (21:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:36):
Totally talk to him.
And he could talk back.
Exactly.
SPEAKER_00 (21:39):
Doug's a good one.
Yeah.
So what what what caused you toadd Doug to your to your list?
SPEAKER_01 (21:46):
Kind of the same thing you said.
I mean, it's a pure I went purelike the pet loves you
immediately.
SPEAKER_00 (21:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:51):
Right?
That's huge.
The loyalness.
SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (21:56):
And the goofiness.
He is a total, he's a totalQuincy, which is our youngest
dog.
As far as the as far as howhappy he is.
Yes.
When he gets happy, not hiswhole personality.
Yes.
Just the when he gets reallyhappy and excited and his whole
body waves around.
SPEAKER_00 (22:11):
Yes.
That's I can see that.
Yeah.
I thought he was good.
He Doug is a good mix of bothQuincy and Ripley.
SPEAKER_01 (22:18):
He is.
He is.
SPEAKER_00 (22:19):
Yeah.
Totally.
SPEAKER_01 (22:20):
Yeah, totally.
Doug's another no-brainer.
SPEAKER_00 (22:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (22:24):
Right around the same lines as Pluto.
Exactly.
Just a great pet.
SPEAKER_00 (22:28):
Great pet.
Okay, so my next one.
Your next one.
Keenai.
From Brother Bear.
SPEAKER_01 (22:36):
Oh.
That's out of the left field.
So granted.
I like this.
I like that.
SPEAKER_00 (22:44):
Yeah.
And so granted, he's going toeat you in the end.
It's just, it's not going to endwell.
But in the meantime, it justhe'd be the coolest pet ever.
A big old grizzly.
unknown (22:59):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (22:59):
Does he have to is he gonna eat you in the end?
SPEAKER_00 (23:02):
I think so.
Is he?
I think he you'd get to thatpoint where you're just trusting
him, or but you forget to feedhim one time, your dinner.
Really?
Yeah.
That's kind of a bummer.
I don't know.
Because he is wild.
He's a wild bear.
SPEAKER_01 (23:14):
That's a huge downer.
SPEAKER_00 (23:16):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
I don't know.
I think it maybe I'm I'm my inmy take, he doesn't do that.
No, and the hope would be right.
And he just he changes.
He's one of the one bears.
Maybe he teaches other bears.
And all of a sudden bears aredomesticated because of him.
SPEAKER_00 (23:31):
Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
But but you know, possibility.
I don't know.
Possibility, sure.
SPEAKER_01 (23:37):
I'm not a scientist.
I don't know how these thingswork.
Okay, next one.
My next one is Pegasus fromHercules.
SPEAKER_00 (23:47):
That is actually my next one as well.
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
See, I thought when you wentwith Maximus, that was going to
be your only horse.
SPEAKER_01 (23:58):
Oh, I didn't do uh, I just did, I just looked at all
the characters and went withwhich ones.
I didn't think of what kind ofanimal they were as I went down
the list because I watched like10 billion clips.
SPEAKER_00 (24:08):
When I pulled up a list, it actually broke them
down by animal.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
Oh, I didn't, yeah.
Yeah.
So I just started I just startedputting like top top 50 Disney.
That's what I did.
So I just watched cards, I justwatched clips.
SPEAKER_00 (24:27):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (24:27):
All morning.
SPEAKER_00 (24:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:29):
And I like him because he's a well, he's a
flying horse, you can getanywhere.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (24:33):
Right.
That's transportation.
SPEAKER_00 (24:35):
That was my biggest thing right then.
The transportation aspect of anapegasis.
SPEAKER_01 (24:40):
I mean, if you've ever met my daughter, you would
you know I like a good side eye.
Because Michaela could give anice, yeah, like sarcastic side
eye.
SPEAKER_00 (24:50):
Yeah.
And I've got a dog that givespretty good, a Pomeranian that
gives pretty good side eye.
SPEAKER_01 (24:55):
Yeah, Ripley's good at that too.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (24:57):
Like Which is really funny for coming from a little
tiny dog.
SPEAKER_01 (25:00):
Yeah, but Michaela's is an all-time classic.
SPEAKER_00 (25:02):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:03):
It says there's so many words.
Yes.
And they're different wordsdepending on what kind of side
eye she gives you.
Yeah.
It could be a it could be a sadside eye.
I need something from you, sideeye.
Never say anything like that meagain, side eye.
Right?
There's so many of those thatMichaela has.
So that's why Pegasus is theMichaela of this group.
The Michaela of Yeah.
(25:24):
That's my oldest child.
In a nutshell.
SPEAKER_00 (25:28):
The only downside is because you're saving commute
time expenses and stuff, butyou'd have to move a little more
out in the country so that youcould get some acreage.
It was to be the only one thatwould be a little tricky.
Because and I thought aboutthis.
That even though he can fly, andmaybe he could fly over to
another field or something,you're still like thinking about
(25:50):
a pegasis or pegasus in yourbackyard.
It's not feasible.
SPEAKER_01 (25:55):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (25:56):
In in like in an urban backyard.
SPEAKER_01 (26:00):
What if you just had land somewhere?
SPEAKER_00 (26:02):
That would work too.
SPEAKER_01 (26:03):
Because he could fly.
It would just have to be rightoutside the town.
SPEAKER_00 (26:06):
Yes.
It couldn't be too far awaybecause then how would you
summon him when you need to goto work in the morning and you
wanted that free commute?
Right.
You could zap him and get acaller that gives him a little
not a bad zap, but just alittle, hey, come get me.
SPEAKER_01 (26:24):
It could be a beep.
SPEAKER_00 (26:25):
Yeah.
Oh, beep.
SPEAKER_01 (26:26):
You don't have to have a zap.
SPEAKER_00 (26:29):
Well, if it was noisy outside, like a high big
window.
You got an earpiece.
SPEAKER_01 (26:34):
Oh Pegasus horse horse airpods.
SPEAKER_00 (26:37):
Horse AirPods.
There we go.
SPEAKER_01 (26:39):
Come on, Apple.
SPEAKER_00 (26:40):
Get on it, Apple.
SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Pet AirPods are a new thing.
I don't care if you talk to himwhen they're outside.
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
I don't care if Steve Jobs is dead.
You can innovate.
unknown (26:50):
What?
SPEAKER_01 (26:52):
I don't even know where that came from.
SPEAKER_00 (26:56):
Honestly, because I could see Steve Jobs, if that
was a real need that he thoughtthe world had, I would see him
innovating something like that.
I recently just watched the Jobsor one of those Steve Jobs
movies.
Which is why.
SPEAKER_01 (27:12):
Well, the one was really good.
The one I watched, I don't knowwhat it was.
It might have been AshtonKutcher.
He didn't play Steve Jobs, didhe?
SPEAKER_00 (27:20):
Okay, so one of them has Ashton Kutcher and the other
has Michael Fassbender.
That must have been the one Iwatched.
And I think one is called Steveand the other is called Jobs.
SPEAKER_01 (27:29):
Oh, inventive.
Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
It's like, oh, they called it Jobs.
What do we call ours?
SPEAKER_01 (27:36):
Let's call Steve.
Steve.
That's like the old Bob Newhart.
Yeah.
There was the Bob Newhart show.
There was New Heart.
There's Bob.
That was his last show he had.
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (27:52):
He would be a good pet.
Bob Newhart?
Hilarious.
Okay.
So we covered Pegasus.
Do you have two left?
I have one left.
Okay, so I have two.
Okay.
So we both have two.
Should I you want me to go?
SPEAKER_01 (28:06):
Go ahead.
Okay.
We're just flowing here.
SPEAKER_00 (28:09):
So my next one, Scrooge McDuck.
SPEAKER_01 (28:13):
You like pet ducks?
SPEAKER_00 (28:15):
Well, I've I mean there's two ducks, and I didn't
do launch pad McQuack.
You're like or Huey Dewey andLouie.
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
You're like Joey and Chandler.
SPEAKER_00 (28:23):
Oh, yeah, there you go.
I could have a pet duck.
Pet duck.
SPEAKER_01 (28:27):
So tell me why he's the only interesting to me.
SPEAKER_00 (28:32):
He's the only pet you could have that's not a
financial drain, but a financialasset.
Because you could make a killingcharging him rent.
You could actually charge yourpet rent.
Because he has so much money?
Because he has so much money.
Yeah.
Well if he left though.
He couldn't.
He's your pet.
Oh, so it's can Ripley or or orhave no money.
SPEAKER_01 (28:55):
They could be billionaires.
SPEAKER_00 (28:56):
But they could just wander off and decide to go live
someplace else.
SPEAKER_01 (28:59):
I think if Quincy was a billionaire, he might
bounce.
SPEAKER_00 (29:02):
He might have a high rise somewhere.
He probably would bounce.
I don't think Ripley wouldRipley would stay.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:07):
Ripley would stay and probably contribute to the
household.
SPEAKER_00 (29:10):
But see, that's my my fantasy that he would pay.
SPEAKER_01 (29:13):
I think Quincy would have a loft in the city.
SPEAKER_00 (29:15):
He probably would.
Some place he could bring theladies over, be undisturbed.
SPEAKER_01 (29:25):
Oh.
This has turned sideways,people.
This is still a Disney show,everyone.
So yeah, that's that's a youwhat are ducks?
No more ducks?
Is that I'm out of ducks.
SPEAKER_00 (29:38):
Yes, I'm out of ducks.
SPEAKER_01 (29:39):
But you had all your ducks in a row.
SPEAKER_00 (29:40):
Yes.
No, actually, they were we hadto jump for the next duck.
My next one is Raja fromAladdin.
I thought about going with himbecause he was a tiger.
I like a tiger.
There's a lot of tigers tochoose from.
SPEAKER_01 (29:54):
There is.
SPEAKER_00 (29:55):
Yeah, because you get jungle book.
Right.
Oh, that's a good one, too.
And I'm forgetting.
His name.
SPEAKER_01 (30:01):
I don't know it.
SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
Even though I just looked at it.
It took me a lot to make sure Igot Raja correctly.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (30:06):
But Raja is like like a um chameleon.
He's my emotional support tiger.
SPEAKER_00 (30:14):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (30:15):
Right?
Because he's there for you atall times.
He's not afraid to bite a headoff.
SPEAKER_00 (30:19):
So Raja is my Kenai.
Kini is my Raja.
Yeah.
Maybe that's how I should sayit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think those are theequivalent.
Right.
They could kill you, but why nothave one?
SPEAKER_01 (30:31):
But he's not Raja's never gonna kill his owner, but
he would kill your dad if yourdad talked crap to you.
Like he almost did to probablyattack yes.
He attacked Jasmine's dad likethat.
SPEAKER_00 (30:42):
Yeah.
Willing to kill the king.
The sultan, sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (30:46):
Yeah, that's one of my top ones, I think, is Rajah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:48):
Okay.
That's that he's a good one.
He's a good one.
He is a good one.
What's your next one?
My last one.
SPEAKER_01 (30:54):
Your last one.
SPEAKER_00 (30:55):
Is Cusco.
SPEAKER_01 (30:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (30:57):
So the llama from Emperor's New Groove.
SPEAKER_01 (31:01):
So dumb.
SPEAKER_00 (31:02):
You know, he's never coming into the house.
You know, there's lots ofspitting and general, unpleasant
disposition.
But if you like sarcastic humor,he is the one.
He is the pet for you.
Yeah.
Like you you could just belaughing all day at just his
entitled sarcasm.
(31:23):
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (31:24):
That quick win.
Yeah.
I think I think that's numberone for me is the sarcastic.
SPEAKER_02 (31:29):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (31:30):
Kind of loving sarcastic thing.
And laughing.
Laughing with your pets isnumber one, I think.
And all the things, yeah.
All the things we talked aboutso far.
Well, number good number two isjust pure loving.
Right?
But but the funny thing is thelaughing with your pet, laughing
at what your pet does.
Yeah.
That makes you the happiest, Ithink, of having a pet at
(31:50):
laughing at them.
Yes.
As yeah.
Like, why does Quincy jump allover a house like he's Tigger?
Exactly.
He's mostly he mo he has Tigger,he has tigger energy like crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (32:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (32:02):
Yeah.
And so just laughing at him allday long.
That's one of our that's one ofthe funniest things.
That's one of the best thingsabout having a pet.
SPEAKER_00 (32:08):
I think it's funny, and he doesn't do it often, but
Rigby, yeah, the Pomeranian,when he's so he naps a lot.
It's intense playing followed byvery long naps.
But he does his little wolf howlwhile he's sleeping.
He'll have a dream or something,and all of a sudden he'll like a
couple barks and then oh woo.
(32:32):
And it's really long.
And it is.
It's a woo.
That's his little howl.
A woo.
Yeah, little tiny four-pound doghowling.
That's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (32:42):
Hilarious.
That's funny.
Our son's our son's fiance,Addie, guest of the show.
Yes, former guest.
Former guest of the show.
Hopefully, future guest of theshow.
She her family has a great dane.
Oh.
So they have a great dane and aboston terrier.
Oh, okay.
A crazy pair.
The great dane will the greatdane will eat stuff off the
(33:04):
counter without even lifting hischin.
SPEAKER_02 (33:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:08):
And the Boston Terrier, though, saw that and he
will leap on the counter.
He'll oh his might and grabsomething.
SPEAKER_00 (33:13):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (33:14):
Yeah, he grabbed a he grabbed an entire taco off
the plate of Addy's dad when hegot up just for a second.
I was sitting right there.
I didn't, he was so fast.
I didn't notice.
I was sitting right next toright on the table next.
SPEAKER_00 (33:29):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (33:30):
He jumped up and grabbed it and was gone.
SPEAKER_00 (33:32):
I always wanted to get a Boston Terrier and name
him Yankee.
That was just yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
I can't think of an opposite.
I was trying to think ofsomething Yankee would I can't
think of a man.
SPEAKER_00 (33:44):
Yeah, and there's an animal.
There's not, but it worksperfectly to get a Boston
Terrier and name him Yankee.
Anyway.
Name him Jeter.
There you go.
Your last one.
SPEAKER_01 (33:54):
My last one is this is a good one.
This is a great one.
Okay.
This is outside the box a littlebit.
Nana from Peter Pan.
Wendy's dog.
Oh.
Okay.
I watched clips today and shesold me.
I mean, she just a total nurse.
Nana's a nanny.
Yeah.
(34:14):
Nanny dog, pretty much.
Nanny dog.
Okay.
She does everything for thechildren of the house.
Like a medicine tray in herhead.
SPEAKER_00 (34:22):
It's been so long since I've seen that.
SPEAKER_01 (34:23):
I know you need to watch it again.
That's that's one of the thingsthat sparked me a day.
I said, I need to watch PeterPan again.
SPEAKER_00 (34:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:29):
And I need to watch Aladdin again.
And I really need to watchTangled again.
SPEAKER_00 (34:32):
I watched Aladdin recently.
And then in the last few monthsI've watched Tangled, but I did
like I said, I didn't get tofinish it.
SPEAKER_01 (34:40):
But Peter Pan is a great movie by itself, but then
Nana is such a small role.
SPEAKER_00 (34:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
Right just in the beginning.
But a quality.
Yeah.
A quality role.
Yeah, I watched the clips.
The clips are hilarious.
Just Nana helping out Wendydoing all the stuff around the
house.
Oh.
Isn't that cool?
SPEAKER_00 (34:58):
A dog who can do chores is yeah, that's golden.
SPEAKER_01 (35:01):
Right.
So if you like what we talkedabout today, hey, send us your
top ten.
SPEAKER_00 (35:06):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (35:07):
Tell us what your top ten is.
SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
Give us a like, give us a follow, leave a review.
You know, do all the things.
And we'd appreciate that.
Yep.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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