June 9, 2025 • 23 mins
This week on Chocolate Chip & Sip, we’re not folding, we’re flourishing.
Let’s talk about the soft girl who loves love—but also knows her worth. From friend-zoned “safe” guys to men who say they don’t want a relationship but still want relationship benefits, we’re calling it like it is.
Topics:
– Why the man of your dreams is not hiding in the friend zone
– Holding boundaries without giving up butterflies
– Still wanting a boyfriend… and NOT feeling bad about it
This episode is a love letter to the emotionally unavailable to chaos woman you’re becoming.
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Let’s talk about the soft girl who loves love—but also knows her worth. From friend-zoned “safe” guys to men who say they don’t want a relationship but still want relationship benefits, we’re calling it like it is.
Topics:
– Why the man of your dreams is not hiding in the friend zone
– Holding boundaries without giving up butterflies
– Still wanting a boyfriend… and NOT feeling bad about it
This episode is a love letter to the emotionally unavailable to chaos woman you’re becoming.
New episodes every week. Available on all platforms.
💬 Let’s connect:
Instagram: @ChocolateChipandSip
TikTok: @ChocolateChipandSip
Facebook: ChocolateChipAndSip
For business: inquiries@stormypea.com
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure woo. What's up, beautiful people, It's your Girl's three
repeat And this is another episode of Chocolate, Chip and Sip.
And today we are talking about standing on business, upholding
our standards, and how the bare minimum is not a
love language. Baby. We are rejecting all of that delusional
(00:21):
dating advice and we're promoting the idea that we still
believe in butterflies and boyfriend hoodies. Yeah, yeah, that's the
energy we on today. So if you do not follow
my social media, you might have missed that I went
to dream Con this weekend, and I just want to
say the amount of view that came up to me
and told me that the man of my dreams my husband,
(00:43):
my bow ass. If you're religious, you get that one.
The matter of you that told me that he's already
in my life, but I probably friend zoned him. Why
do y'all think that I hate when people say the
guy of your dreams is already in your life. You
probably just friend zoned for a good reason. Okay, if
fare is a man who is in my life who
I have friend zone, it is for a good reason.
(01:05):
Don't don't don't tell no woman that we don't want
to hear that if our friend zone him, that means
there isn't a spark. I didn't feel anything. Can we
agree to that there is not a spark. They do
not display the attributes or values that you see in
your partner, So we friend zone them. Now, me personally,
I always give you the option. Hey, if you don't
want to be friends, that's cool with me. No harm,
no foul. If there is no spark, why do y'all
(01:26):
want me to waste this man's time and most importantly,
his money, because that's what y'all be on a and
I go light it about right? But you date with him? Baby?
I can pay for my own food. I don't need
to go on dates for dinner. Okay. If there's no
spark between us, there's no spark. Betweens respectfully. We can
be friends and not no harm, no foul. We cool.
(01:46):
Why y'all want woman to settle so bad? If it's
not it, it's not it. I'm not fringe zoning him.
I'm spiritually aligning him with the cousin role. He was
meant to play amen and maybe not play okay, maybe
he was just meant to show me a cool restaurant.
Let me have a bottle of your best shack hand. Sure,
(02:07):
learn something about what I need my future husband to do.
We don't know, right, But can YO stop telling women
that their person is already in their lives and is
in the friend zone. People be wanting women to settle
for what they actually don't want. Like, if you're displaying
all the traits that I want in a man, but
I still don't have that spark, it means it's still
just not you, and it's nothing wrong with that. At
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the end of the day, one of us is gonna
end up not being happy here. I'm gonna be unhappy
because you're still not fulfilling something that I'm seeking. You're
not gonna be happy because in a sense, I'm using
you because I'm settling for you. So it's like if
you are in the friend zone or somebody has chosen
not to choose you, like, respect it and stop trying
to force women to settle for less and not settle
(02:50):
for less as in that person is less of a person.
You're just not what they are looking for. Can we
normalize just not being what somebody is looking for? It's
cool because I'm gonna tell you if it ain't me
all right, big dog, that's cool. Now, if I really
really like you, we cannot be friends. I don't care.
But hey, hey, everybody like me, everybody ain't like me.
That's it, and that's all. I just want to encourage
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people to not settle, hold out for that spark you
were yearning for. It's nothing wrong with that. Speaking of
holding out, i'ma be real with you. I'm real big
on accountability if you haven't noticed. And because I'm so
big on accountability, I am a girl's girl. So no,
I am not gonna let you crash out over a
man who told you upfront he didn't want a relationship.
(03:35):
I don't care. And you know what it always goes to, yo, No,
I heard what you said, but then you stuck your
tongue in my kous and you fucked me. Okay, Mary, okay, Mary,
y'ah know he did all that, he still didn't want
a relationship. And I know it's hard, but we need
to focus. You chose to lower your boundaries and allow
him access to you for what he didn't honestly deserve
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because he said he didn't want the relationship. When you
knew you did? You know you did? Baby? That's on you, baby,
that's on you. That's on you. So so no, I
am not going to ride past his house and heppy
slash his tires because he said he didn't want to
be with you from the jump. So just because you've
seen him out at a happy hour, you see him at
SIPs with another girl, they gonna do me. Don't call me,
(04:16):
don't call me. I am not helping. I'm not helping
you slash that man's tires. Okay, I'm not helping you
leave dog poop in his mailbox. Okay, I'm not helping
you give hanging out with the women's ministry at church.
That's why they always single. She was a joke. It
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was a joke. Jo woman retreats grat the ship. Oh
my god, When when when I say stand on boundaries,
is not always just like oh, when you got to
spend this much money and you gotta take me on
this many dates, It's like, no, you gotta have the
strength to walk away if somebody is telling you that
they want things that don't online with your vision and
(05:00):
your values. It's nothing wrong with walking away. There is
power and walking away. Okay, there is nothing wrong with
being a soft girl, but being a soft girl means
you're providing a soft life for yourself, and now it
allowing things that don't serve you into your space, into
your peace. So bye Mary, all right, that's it. That's it,
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and that's all. I feel like. Another thing that's really
popular on the internet right now is uh, you know,
being outside tonight? Hurry up bit like yeah outside right?
Y'all know that song be King? Y'all fuck with be King?
I fuck with be King. I say all that to
say I don't care how lit y'all try to make
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outside seem. I still want a boyfriend, big husband, big provider,
big mind tings. Okay, that's what I want, all right,
don't get me wrong. The bottomless mimosas, the chicking ass
get out a Niee san blast and sexy red. It
seems fun, it seems cool. I have nothing against outside,
(06:08):
but I still want am in. Like I can't fucking
cuddle with my homegirls. I don't want to cuddle with
my homegirls like y'all cool. Like after I go out
with my girlfriends, I want to come home to my men.
I want him to help me, take me out this
dress and us cuddle, Okay, and he takes my oleshes
off because I'm too drunk. Okay, that's what I want,
(06:28):
all right, y'all can keep that. Y'all can one narrative
that I am not falling for outside. Ain't it outside
in this economy, y'all can't change my mind. That's one
thing y'all cannot change my mind about. Outside is fun.
But being laid up with my man on his chest
(06:49):
while he played with my BEADI bes top tier, top
tier binging a Netflix series while he feeding me mango slices.
Come on, come on, we both just sitting around taking
quizzes to see what type of autism we got. Come on,
that's just us. Oh oh oh, now everybody and got
OCD autism? Okay, cool, Cool, it's only during that one
(07:11):
month when everybody want to blast the fucking puzzle piece? Okay, cool? Whatever?
Are you stupid or something? Homs stupid is as stupid
do as what the fuck? Ever? What I'm saying is
I don't care what y'all say, what y'all try to
push on these social media sites. I'm still getting a man.
(07:32):
That's it. I still want me and men. Let's get
into our new segment and one of my favorite segments,
even though we don't really have too many segments, but yeah,
the newest edition us somebody come look at this. So
this is where we like read stories from Reddit that
I found that are knocking futs and I think they're
(07:53):
hilarious and I want to share them with you because
somebody put them on the internet. So that's it, and
that's all. So the first one, am I the asshole
for walking out on a family dinner because my sister
and my husband implied they were sleeping together. Yeah, I
told you, y'all, it's just be so outlandish, Like I
(08:15):
really started going down these reddit rabbit holes and they're
so funny to me, I just had to fucking share them.
So yeah, here we are. Am I the asshole for
walking out on a family dinner because my sister and
my husband implied they were sleeping together? Run not walk,
run baby like full speed, full speed? Okay, full speed.
(08:35):
My sister, thirty one female and my husband, thirty one male,
had a short relationship back when they were in high school.
It wasn't anything major, but most of my family knew
they were dating. Nonetheless, fast forward to my hut sat.
Now here's the part that gets me. How do we
how did we go to how do we go to
(08:56):
them dating? It wasn't in high school? Yeah, them dating
and high school to you are now his wife? Put
that fuck? Fuck where are you found that? I feel
like that was our first red flag? But proceed fast
forward to my husband now going to a nearby state
school and my sister leaving town for college. They broke up,
(09:17):
but they still remain good friends. In the meantime, me
and him got closer and we started dating. My sister
was cool with it, as they had left off on
good terms and they didn't have any romantic feelings toward
each other anymore. It still don't sit right with me.
It still don't sit right with me now. Granted, high
school puppy love, that's one thing, right, But when they
(09:39):
go off to college, your sister goes away and he
stays close, and now y'all start dating. I don't really
like that. I don't really like that. Fast forward to
now me, twenty eight female and my husband have been
married for two years and are expecting a baby girl
in October. My family usually has a big dinner every
three months to get in touch with the family, and
we were supposed to reveal our baby he's gender at
(10:00):
this specific dinner. I had it all planned. My sister
had ordered a big cake since she was the only
one who knew the gender of the baby. So I
liked that the sister is like involved and you know,
she's still like being there for her kind of to me,
I don't It's still kind of weird, but let's get
back to the store. The cake was bored out in
the middle of our gathering. Once we cut it open,
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it was revealed that we were having a baby girl.
I was thrilled, but my family and my husband were
hurting for a boy. That's when my parents commented that
we should try for a boy next time. It was
a joke. We all laughed, but then my husband said,
why wait that long? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Did I just him? But then my husband said why
(10:43):
wait that long and winked at my sister in front
of the whole family. So that would be the day
I called a case. Yeah, yeah, because now y'all playing
with me. Now y'all playing with me. My sister laughed
at that and said it wasn't a bad idea. It
wasn't a bad idea. I was confused, as to what
(11:05):
they were implying, So I questioned them about it, and
my husband said, well, we could always spark up an
old romance. So everybody want to die? Okay? SHAREM sharing?
Everybody going down? SHAREM sharing everybody? All right? Listen, If
y'all wanted to wrap this up and go fist the cuffs, okay,
if y'all wanted to turn this into Monday Night, raw,
(11:27):
y'all could have just said that, all right. I was
so embarrassed and upset that I walked away from the
table and stormed out of the house, got in my
car and drove to my best friend's house. When I
got there, I broke down crying. I couldn't understand why
they would hinting at something like that, especially when they
know I've been cheated on before. And when I explained
the situations to my friend, she was also confused and
confronted me. I supped over at her house and I'm
(11:49):
still currently there. Y'all, y'all, what the fuck is happening
right now? What's happening right now? Your husband and your
sister out here wink winking over jokes about them having
a baby when they used to day I woke up
to multiple miscalls and text for my family, mainly my
sister and my husband. Everyone including my mom and dad
(12:09):
think I'm overreacting and it was just a lighthearted joke.
My sister wants me to stop acting so childish and
go back home to my husband. I was too angry
to look at any of my husband's texts. So am
I an asshole for leaving and refusing to respond to
my husband after he made a joke about cheating on
me with my sister. In all fairness, let's say this
man just has a dark sense of humor. I'm not
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gonna hold y'all. I too have a dark sense of humor.
Like I got about two cousins that I cannot sit
next to in a funeral because we're gonna get kicked
out because we're gonna be laughing and joking the whole time.
And it's not disrespect. We just have a dark sense
of humor, Like stuff is fun. Shout out to my
cousin Muliana, Like we just have a dark sense of humor,
Like we're going to make a joke. That's it. If
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you have expressed to your husband that you've been cheated on,
and this is already a touchy subject because they technically
did used to date, Like we're already living in taboo,
because it's no reason you should be married to your
sister's ex boyfriend if we're living in taboo and you
know that she don't joke that way. Brother man, you
can't be saying stuff like that. I have a lot
of questions. Number one, how dare you? But I don't know.
(13:15):
It's just is me. Y'all think she was the asshole
of not so let's go on to the next one.
Am I an asshole for not wanting to put my
boyfriend name on the house I want to buy? I
noticed she said I want to buy and not we
are buying. Let's dive into it. I twenty female, have
been dating my boyfriend forty one male for nearly two years.
(13:36):
I don't want to hear anything about the age difference,
since that's not what the story is about. Well, since
maybe it should be about that, Okay, because in the
criminal justice system, because forty one and twenty and y'all
been daying for two years. If you I'm receiving a
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large amount of money soon from a payout for stuff
that happened to me when I was younger. I won't
study amount, but it's enough for a down payment for
a house. And I've been talking about buying a house lately,
and he was talking about how good it would be
for both of us and made a commit made a
comment saying, fuck both our exes, and I told him,
you do realize the house would only be under my
(14:20):
name and I'll be paying the mortgage and you and
your kids will be moving in with me and my kids.
We don't share any Okay, put that fuckuck? Where are
you found that? So you automatically laid down what it
was gonna be. I'm paying a mortgage, my name gonna
be on a d I'm hoping he'll say, hey, that's
(14:40):
fair because I'm not paying half on the mortgage. He's
forty one, y'all. Can we let's get back to it.
And he got mad, saying it would be pretty stupid
of him to move into a house of control where
he doesn't have a right to it, and he might
as well stay at his house, the one he's currently renting,
and try to buy it himself. And I was just
(15:00):
over at the time and said, if that's what you
want to do, go for it. But I'm buying my
house myself, and it'll be pretty stupid of me to
let you get on the house name, just for you
to fuck me over later down the road and leave
me and my kids out on the street. And she
ain't wrong. First of all, I'm gonna go back to
you're forty one. You're forty one with kids of your own.
This twenty year old woman is thinking of buying a
(15:22):
house with her own money. She's putting the deposit down
with her own money. Why do you think your name
would be on it? And you're not married. You're not married.
You didn't propose to her and say, hey, let me
let me let me show you that I'm serious about this.
Let's let's take you to the next step. Nothing like
where you're forty one with kids taking care of you,
(15:44):
because she's about to put you up in the house.
And now you got this bitch on Reddit. But now
I feel like I should fight you. He's never done
anything like this before, and I never said I'll be
making him pay rent or anything towards the house. Maybe
help with some of the bills, but that's it. So
am I asshole? Sis. I don't give a fuck with
anybody else say you are not the asshole. If you're
not helping with the bills, you just planning to be
(16:05):
your forty one year old self moving in this twenty
year old's house with your kids for free, no ring,
no nothing. I think the bigger epidemic that we're having
right now is niggas don't know how to be good
bums no more. We're not gonna talk about that now.
Men don't know how to be good bums no more. Okay.
Back in the day, if a man didn't have a
good job, okay, he wasn't just you know, laying down pipe.
(16:29):
He also was fixing stuff around the house. He also
was making sure, you know, light bulbs was changed, mowing grass. Yo,
don't know how to be good bumbs no more. For crime?
What the why would he give me his age? She
(16:52):
needs to siege the house? Okay? Yeah. Once upon a time,
men made up for what they lacked financially in other
ways aside from good d And nowadays they don't even
really be trying to give you a D. Let's go
back to the days where if you won't be she
just got the D and she is first stage Jululu
on my tripping. She been with her boyfriend for two years.
(17:13):
Two years. Yes, Sis, I'm gonna say, you're not the asshole,
and I implore you to, but you're dumb venture out
into other options. That's it. Last story? Am I the
asshole for wanting to break up with my girlfriend because
she refuses to entertain the idea of proposing to me.
(17:35):
I try to tell y'all. If y'all ever like bored
and need some spice, go on Reddit. Reddit will not
let you down. If you need some spice, go on Reddit.
Let's get into it. Am I the asshole for wanting
to break up with my girlfriend because she refuses to
entertain the idea of proposing to me. I, twenty seven male,
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have been in a relationship with my girlfriend, twenty six
female for around three years now. Things have been great overall,
not frictionless, but we have managed to sail through until now.
To give a bit of background, we have been living
together for a couple of years now. We try to
not pigeon box each other into gender roles. We have
similar income and thus roughly spit our expenses in half.
(18:22):
And I just want to commend this king because whenever
we have these fifty to fifty conversations. My answer is
always find somebody who feels the same way about fifty
to fifty as you do. And that's exactly what this
man has found right here. I have no culs with this.
If you want to pay half, find somebody who want
to do that. If you want somebody to pay eighty,
you want somebody to pay one hundred, find somebody to
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do that. The problem comes when you want people that
don't view that that way to conform to what you want,
and now you're mad because you're making it seem like
they're the bad person. They're making it seem like you're
the bad person. Just go for fucking people who think
the way you do. It's not that hard, but I
direst due. That's all we date to find out. Yes, okay, yes,
we also share household duties and ensure no one does
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a lot more. I do more of the cooking while
she cleans more, and we help each other everywhere else.
I am saying all these to say how we see
each other's as equal. At least I thought so. I'm
not gonna lie. These fucking grammar core errors and words
you wants be fucking me up oh God, y'all approve
of me. For as long as I remember, I have
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never had strong feelings towards proposing verse getting proposed too.
I always thought I would be fine with either choice,
and if my partner had a strong preference one way
or another, I would go with that. My girlfriend did
indicate before of how happy she would be of getting
proposed to, so I knew I had to propose, and
I have been totally fine with it. I had the
plan of getting a ring next month and proposing soon after.
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Now this is where I start to get a little iffy.
This is where I start to get a little weary
because while y'all did go over you know, gender roles
or lack their of, she also expressed to you what
she wanted. So if we're at a point where you're
now on Reddit saying am I the asshole because she
refuses to propose to me, bro, I ain't even finish
and it's looking like yes, because she told you what
(20:12):
you wanted. Now, yes, this might, you know, contradict the
gender norms that y'all have already talked about, But if
she also expressed upfront that's what she wants, what's the issue?
Am I tripping. Our mutual friends got engaged a couple
of weeks back, and we attended there after party. On
our way back home, I jokingly suggested, I can't wait
to be proposed to. That's not funny. What was the joke?
(20:38):
What was the joke that you made? Like? How you
make that funny? Okay? I don't think you did. She
got upset and said she would not be with a
man who wants a woman to propose, and I initially
thought she too was joking around and kept playing on it.
You play too much. Okay. Pretty soon I realized that
wasn't the case and she was dead serious. Upon inquiring further,
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she said the idea of a woman proposing is insulting
and humiliating, and thus a woman should never do it.
I asked, is it not insulting for a man to propose?
But she says she doesn't care and it's a man's job.
Oh brother, this guy says, I was with you until
you said it's not insulting for a man to propose
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some woman. Oh you mean, what's been done for centuries?
I really think you jumped out the window with that one. This,
of course, pissed me off and I have been sort
of cold these two weeks. I tried explaining how neither
side is inherently insulting, but she wouldn't budge from her position.
As I said previously, I was indeed about to propose soon,
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and I just wanted her to have an open mind
and not see either end of the act as something inferior.
This has really soured my feelings towards her, and I
probably lost a bit of love I had for her.
Am I asked fore to think I should break up
this Niga sound like he drives a pre what you
was just about to propose to her? She told you
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in the beginning that she wanted to be proposed to
when y'all was going through all that gender norm and
then gender role stuff. She said, Yeah, but I still
want to be proposed to. So why are you so
shocked and appalled? And this is changing your ideas of her?
I feel like this is another one of those you
gotta find people whose values aligned with Sure, I am
absolutely never going to propose to a man, because when
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a man gets married, he only gains intangible things peace, prayer, love, guidance.
Like if there's no tangible benefit for a man to
be married. He should be the one choosing who he
wants to be married to. That's just my thoughts on it.
Right to each his own. You know, feel how you feel.
I would rather drag my kucci on the bare sidewalk
(22:48):
on the fourth of July than proposed to a man.
If I propose to a man like down on one
knee and I get like another scar, because you know,
all the girls got that one scar on the knee.
If I get another scar, are on my knee? Just
just just three oll to me because I done lost it.
I done lost it. Your girl is gone. But I
don't know what y'all think. I like how you uh,
(23:08):
how you stand own business. You didn't mean to do that,
of course I did. Hopefully today you learn something, and
if you learn nothing at all, listen again. Uphold your standards,
uphold your boundaries, and above all, date people who view
and value things the same way you do. Okay, h
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follow me on the gram at Stormy p p e
A at chocolate chip and sip. And if you don't
remember anything else, please remember niggas don't know how to
be good bums anymore. I love you, guys, and I
see next week. Peace.
Sure woo. What's up, beautiful people, It's your Girl's three
repeat And this is another episode of Chocolate, Chip and Sip.
And today we are talking about standing on business, upholding
our standards, and how the bare minimum is not a
love language. Baby. We are rejecting all of that delusional
(00:21):
dating advice and we're promoting the idea that we still
believe in butterflies and boyfriend hoodies. Yeah, yeah, that's the
energy we on today. So if you do not follow
my social media, you might have missed that I went
to dream Con this weekend, and I just want to
say the amount of view that came up to me
and told me that the man of my dreams my husband,
(00:43):
my bow ass. If you're religious, you get that one.
The matter of you that told me that he's already
in my life, but I probably friend zoned him. Why
do y'all think that I hate when people say the
guy of your dreams is already in your life. You
probably just friend zoned for a good reason. Okay, if
fare is a man who is in my life who
I have friend zone, it is for a good reason.
(01:05):
Don't don't don't tell no woman that we don't want
to hear that if our friend zone him, that means
there isn't a spark. I didn't feel anything. Can we
agree to that there is not a spark. They do
not display the attributes or values that you see in
your partner, So we friend zone them. Now, me personally,
I always give you the option. Hey, if you don't
want to be friends, that's cool with me. No harm,
no foul. If there is no spark, why do y'all
(01:26):
want me to waste this man's time and most importantly,
his money, because that's what y'all be on a and
I go light it about right? But you date with him? Baby?
I can pay for my own food. I don't need
to go on dates for dinner. Okay. If there's no
spark between us, there's no spark. Betweens respectfully. We can
be friends and not no harm, no foul. We cool.
(01:46):
Why y'all want woman to settle so bad? If it's
not it, it's not it. I'm not fringe zoning him.
I'm spiritually aligning him with the cousin role. He was
meant to play amen and maybe not play okay, maybe
he was just meant to show me a cool restaurant.
Let me have a bottle of your best shack hand. Sure,
(02:07):
learn something about what I need my future husband to do.
We don't know, right, But can YO stop telling women
that their person is already in their lives and is
in the friend zone. People be wanting women to settle
for what they actually don't want. Like, if you're displaying
all the traits that I want in a man, but
I still don't have that spark, it means it's still
just not you, and it's nothing wrong with that. At
(02:29):
the end of the day, one of us is gonna
end up not being happy here. I'm gonna be unhappy
because you're still not fulfilling something that I'm seeking. You're
not gonna be happy because in a sense, I'm using
you because I'm settling for you. So it's like if
you are in the friend zone or somebody has chosen
not to choose you, like, respect it and stop trying
to force women to settle for less and not settle
(02:50):
for less as in that person is less of a person.
You're just not what they are looking for. Can we
normalize just not being what somebody is looking for? It's
cool because I'm gonna tell you if it ain't me
all right, big dog, that's cool. Now, if I really
really like you, we cannot be friends. I don't care.
But hey, hey, everybody like me, everybody ain't like me.
That's it, and that's all. I just want to encourage
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people to not settle, hold out for that spark you
were yearning for. It's nothing wrong with that. Speaking of
holding out, i'ma be real with you. I'm real big
on accountability if you haven't noticed. And because I'm so
big on accountability, I am a girl's girl. So no,
I am not gonna let you crash out over a
man who told you upfront he didn't want a relationship.
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I don't care. And you know what it always goes to, yo, No,
I heard what you said, but then you stuck your
tongue in my kous and you fucked me. Okay, Mary, okay, Mary,
y'ah know he did all that, he still didn't want
a relationship. And I know it's hard, but we need
to focus. You chose to lower your boundaries and allow
him access to you for what he didn't honestly deserve
(03:56):
because he said he didn't want the relationship. When you
knew you did? You know you did? Baby? That's on you, baby,
that's on you. That's on you. So so no, I
am not going to ride past his house and heppy
slash his tires because he said he didn't want to
be with you from the jump. So just because you've
seen him out at a happy hour, you see him at
SIPs with another girl, they gonna do me. Don't call me,
(04:16):
don't call me. I am not helping. I'm not helping
you slash that man's tires. Okay, I'm not helping you
leave dog poop in his mailbox. Okay, I'm not helping
you give hanging out with the women's ministry at church.
That's why they always single. She was a joke. It
(04:39):
was a joke. Jo woman retreats grat the ship. Oh
my god, When when when I say stand on boundaries,
is not always just like oh, when you got to
spend this much money and you gotta take me on
this many dates, It's like, no, you gotta have the
strength to walk away if somebody is telling you that
they want things that don't online with your vision and
(05:00):
your values. It's nothing wrong with walking away. There is
power and walking away. Okay, there is nothing wrong with
being a soft girl, but being a soft girl means
you're providing a soft life for yourself, and now it
allowing things that don't serve you into your space, into
your peace. So bye Mary, all right, that's it. That's it,
(05:22):
and that's all. I feel like. Another thing that's really
popular on the internet right now is uh, you know,
being outside tonight? Hurry up bit like yeah outside right?
Y'all know that song be King? Y'all fuck with be King?
I fuck with be King. I say all that to
say I don't care how lit y'all try to make
(05:45):
outside seem. I still want a boyfriend, big husband, big provider,
big mind tings. Okay, that's what I want, all right,
don't get me wrong. The bottomless mimosas, the chicking ass
get out a Niee san blast and sexy red. It
seems fun, it seems cool. I have nothing against outside,
(06:08):
but I still want am in. Like I can't fucking
cuddle with my homegirls. I don't want to cuddle with
my homegirls like y'all cool. Like after I go out
with my girlfriends, I want to come home to my men.
I want him to help me, take me out this
dress and us cuddle, Okay, and he takes my oleshes
off because I'm too drunk. Okay, that's what I want,
(06:28):
all right, y'all can keep that. Y'all can one narrative
that I am not falling for outside. Ain't it outside
in this economy, y'all can't change my mind. That's one
thing y'all cannot change my mind about. Outside is fun.
But being laid up with my man on his chest
(06:49):
while he played with my BEADI bes top tier, top
tier binging a Netflix series while he feeding me mango slices.
Come on, come on, we both just sitting around taking
quizzes to see what type of autism we got. Come on,
that's just us. Oh oh oh, now everybody and got
OCD autism? Okay, cool, Cool, it's only during that one
(07:11):
month when everybody want to blast the fucking puzzle piece? Okay, cool? Whatever?
Are you stupid or something? Homs stupid is as stupid
do as what the fuck? Ever? What I'm saying is
I don't care what y'all say, what y'all try to
push on these social media sites. I'm still getting a man.
(07:32):
That's it. I still want me and men. Let's get
into our new segment and one of my favorite segments,
even though we don't really have too many segments, but yeah,
the newest edition us somebody come look at this. So
this is where we like read stories from Reddit that
I found that are knocking futs and I think they're
(07:53):
hilarious and I want to share them with you because
somebody put them on the internet. So that's it, and
that's all. So the first one, am I the asshole
for walking out on a family dinner because my sister
and my husband implied they were sleeping together. Yeah, I
told you, y'all, it's just be so outlandish, Like I
(08:15):
really started going down these reddit rabbit holes and they're
so funny to me, I just had to fucking share them.
So yeah, here we are. Am I the asshole for
walking out on a family dinner because my sister and
my husband implied they were sleeping together? Run not walk,
run baby like full speed, full speed? Okay, full speed.
(08:35):
My sister, thirty one female and my husband, thirty one male,
had a short relationship back when they were in high school.
It wasn't anything major, but most of my family knew
they were dating. Nonetheless, fast forward to my hut sat.
Now here's the part that gets me. How do we
how did we go to how do we go to
(08:56):
them dating? It wasn't in high school? Yeah, them dating
and high school to you are now his wife? Put
that fuck? Fuck where are you found that? I feel
like that was our first red flag? But proceed fast
forward to my husband now going to a nearby state
school and my sister leaving town for college. They broke up,
(09:17):
but they still remain good friends. In the meantime, me
and him got closer and we started dating. My sister
was cool with it, as they had left off on
good terms and they didn't have any romantic feelings toward
each other anymore. It still don't sit right with me.
It still don't sit right with me now. Granted, high
school puppy love, that's one thing, right, But when they
(09:39):
go off to college, your sister goes away and he
stays close, and now y'all start dating. I don't really
like that. I don't really like that. Fast forward to
now me, twenty eight female and my husband have been
married for two years and are expecting a baby girl
in October. My family usually has a big dinner every
three months to get in touch with the family, and
we were supposed to reveal our baby he's gender at
(10:00):
this specific dinner. I had it all planned. My sister
had ordered a big cake since she was the only
one who knew the gender of the baby. So I
liked that the sister is like involved and you know,
she's still like being there for her kind of to me,
I don't It's still kind of weird, but let's get
back to the store. The cake was bored out in
the middle of our gathering. Once we cut it open,
(10:22):
it was revealed that we were having a baby girl.
I was thrilled, but my family and my husband were
hurting for a boy. That's when my parents commented that
we should try for a boy next time. It was
a joke. We all laughed, but then my husband said,
why wait that long? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Did I just him? But then my husband said why
(10:43):
wait that long and winked at my sister in front
of the whole family. So that would be the day
I called a case. Yeah, yeah, because now y'all playing
with me. Now y'all playing with me. My sister laughed
at that and said it wasn't a bad idea. It
wasn't a bad idea. I was confused, as to what
(11:05):
they were implying, So I questioned them about it, and
my husband said, well, we could always spark up an
old romance. So everybody want to die? Okay? SHAREM sharing?
Everybody going down? SHAREM sharing everybody? All right? Listen, If
y'all wanted to wrap this up and go fist the cuffs, okay,
if y'all wanted to turn this into Monday Night, raw,
(11:27):
y'all could have just said that, all right. I was
so embarrassed and upset that I walked away from the
table and stormed out of the house, got in my
car and drove to my best friend's house. When I
got there, I broke down crying. I couldn't understand why
they would hinting at something like that, especially when they
know I've been cheated on before. And when I explained
the situations to my friend, she was also confused and
confronted me. I supped over at her house and I'm
(11:49):
still currently there. Y'all, y'all, what the fuck is happening
right now? What's happening right now? Your husband and your
sister out here wink winking over jokes about them having
a baby when they used to day I woke up
to multiple miscalls and text for my family, mainly my
sister and my husband. Everyone including my mom and dad
(12:09):
think I'm overreacting and it was just a lighthearted joke.
My sister wants me to stop acting so childish and
go back home to my husband. I was too angry
to look at any of my husband's texts. So am
I an asshole for leaving and refusing to respond to
my husband after he made a joke about cheating on
me with my sister. In all fairness, let's say this
man just has a dark sense of humor. I'm not
(12:32):
gonna hold y'all. I too have a dark sense of humor.
Like I got about two cousins that I cannot sit
next to in a funeral because we're gonna get kicked
out because we're gonna be laughing and joking the whole time.
And it's not disrespect. We just have a dark sense
of humor, Like stuff is fun. Shout out to my
cousin Muliana, Like we just have a dark sense of humor,
Like we're going to make a joke. That's it. If
(12:52):
you have expressed to your husband that you've been cheated on,
and this is already a touchy subject because they technically
did used to date, Like we're already living in taboo,
because it's no reason you should be married to your
sister's ex boyfriend if we're living in taboo and you
know that she don't joke that way. Brother man, you
can't be saying stuff like that. I have a lot
of questions. Number one, how dare you? But I don't know.
(13:15):
It's just is me. Y'all think she was the asshole
of not so let's go on to the next one.
Am I an asshole for not wanting to put my
boyfriend name on the house I want to buy? I
noticed she said I want to buy and not we
are buying. Let's dive into it. I twenty female, have
been dating my boyfriend forty one male for nearly two years.
(13:36):
I don't want to hear anything about the age difference,
since that's not what the story is about. Well, since
maybe it should be about that, Okay, because in the
criminal justice system, because forty one and twenty and y'all
been daying for two years. If you I'm receiving a
(13:58):
large amount of money soon from a payout for stuff
that happened to me when I was younger. I won't
study amount, but it's enough for a down payment for
a house. And I've been talking about buying a house lately,
and he was talking about how good it would be
for both of us and made a commit made a
comment saying, fuck both our exes, and I told him,
you do realize the house would only be under my
(14:20):
name and I'll be paying the mortgage and you and
your kids will be moving in with me and my kids.
We don't share any Okay, put that fuckuck? Where are
you found that? So you automatically laid down what it
was gonna be. I'm paying a mortgage, my name gonna
be on a d I'm hoping he'll say, hey, that's
(14:40):
fair because I'm not paying half on the mortgage. He's
forty one, y'all. Can we let's get back to it.
And he got mad, saying it would be pretty stupid
of him to move into a house of control where
he doesn't have a right to it, and he might
as well stay at his house, the one he's currently renting,
and try to buy it himself. And I was just
(15:00):
over at the time and said, if that's what you
want to do, go for it. But I'm buying my
house myself, and it'll be pretty stupid of me to
let you get on the house name, just for you
to fuck me over later down the road and leave
me and my kids out on the street. And she
ain't wrong. First of all, I'm gonna go back to
you're forty one. You're forty one with kids of your own.
This twenty year old woman is thinking of buying a
(15:22):
house with her own money. She's putting the deposit down
with her own money. Why do you think your name
would be on it? And you're not married. You're not married.
You didn't propose to her and say, hey, let me
let me let me show you that I'm serious about this.
Let's let's take you to the next step. Nothing like
where you're forty one with kids taking care of you,
(15:44):
because she's about to put you up in the house.
And now you got this bitch on Reddit. But now
I feel like I should fight you. He's never done
anything like this before, and I never said I'll be
making him pay rent or anything towards the house. Maybe
help with some of the bills, but that's it. So
am I asshole? Sis. I don't give a fuck with
anybody else say you are not the asshole. If you're
not helping with the bills, you just planning to be
(16:05):
your forty one year old self moving in this twenty
year old's house with your kids for free, no ring,
no nothing. I think the bigger epidemic that we're having
right now is niggas don't know how to be good
bums no more. We're not gonna talk about that now.
Men don't know how to be good bums no more. Okay.
Back in the day, if a man didn't have a
good job, okay, he wasn't just you know, laying down pipe.
(16:29):
He also was fixing stuff around the house. He also
was making sure, you know, light bulbs was changed, mowing grass. Yo,
don't know how to be good bumbs no more. For crime?
What the why would he give me his age? She
(16:52):
needs to siege the house? Okay? Yeah. Once upon a time,
men made up for what they lacked financially in other
ways aside from good d And nowadays they don't even
really be trying to give you a D. Let's go
back to the days where if you won't be she
just got the D and she is first stage Jululu
on my tripping. She been with her boyfriend for two years.
(17:13):
Two years. Yes, Sis, I'm gonna say, you're not the asshole,
and I implore you to, but you're dumb venture out
into other options. That's it. Last story? Am I the
asshole for wanting to break up with my girlfriend because
she refuses to entertain the idea of proposing to me.
(17:35):
I try to tell y'all. If y'all ever like bored
and need some spice, go on Reddit. Reddit will not
let you down. If you need some spice, go on Reddit.
Let's get into it. Am I the asshole for wanting
to break up with my girlfriend because she refuses to
entertain the idea of proposing to me. I, twenty seven male,
(17:58):
have been in a relationship with my girlfriend, twenty six
female for around three years now. Things have been great overall,
not frictionless, but we have managed to sail through until now.
To give a bit of background, we have been living
together for a couple of years now. We try to
not pigeon box each other into gender roles. We have
similar income and thus roughly spit our expenses in half.
(18:22):
And I just want to commend this king because whenever
we have these fifty to fifty conversations. My answer is
always find somebody who feels the same way about fifty
to fifty as you do. And that's exactly what this
man has found right here. I have no culs with this.
If you want to pay half, find somebody who want
to do that. If you want somebody to pay eighty,
you want somebody to pay one hundred, find somebody to
(18:42):
do that. The problem comes when you want people that
don't view that that way to conform to what you want,
and now you're mad because you're making it seem like
they're the bad person. They're making it seem like you're
the bad person. Just go for fucking people who think
the way you do. It's not that hard, but I
direst due. That's all we date to find out. Yes, okay, yes,
we also share household duties and ensure no one does
(19:06):
a lot more. I do more of the cooking while
she cleans more, and we help each other everywhere else.
I am saying all these to say how we see
each other's as equal. At least I thought so. I'm
not gonna lie. These fucking grammar core errors and words
you wants be fucking me up oh God, y'all approve
of me. For as long as I remember, I have
(19:27):
never had strong feelings towards proposing verse getting proposed too.
I always thought I would be fine with either choice,
and if my partner had a strong preference one way
or another, I would go with that. My girlfriend did
indicate before of how happy she would be of getting
proposed to, so I knew I had to propose, and
I have been totally fine with it. I had the
plan of getting a ring next month and proposing soon after.
(19:51):
Now this is where I start to get a little iffy.
This is where I start to get a little weary
because while y'all did go over you know, gender roles
or lack their of, she also expressed to you what
she wanted. So if we're at a point where you're
now on Reddit saying am I the asshole because she
refuses to propose to me, bro, I ain't even finish
and it's looking like yes, because she told you what
(20:12):
you wanted. Now, yes, this might, you know, contradict the
gender norms that y'all have already talked about, But if
she also expressed upfront that's what she wants, what's the issue?
Am I tripping. Our mutual friends got engaged a couple
of weeks back, and we attended there after party. On
our way back home, I jokingly suggested, I can't wait
to be proposed to. That's not funny. What was the joke?
(20:38):
What was the joke that you made? Like? How you
make that funny? Okay? I don't think you did. She
got upset and said she would not be with a
man who wants a woman to propose, and I initially
thought she too was joking around and kept playing on it.
You play too much. Okay. Pretty soon I realized that
wasn't the case and she was dead serious. Upon inquiring further,
(21:01):
she said the idea of a woman proposing is insulting
and humiliating, and thus a woman should never do it.
I asked, is it not insulting for a man to propose?
But she says she doesn't care and it's a man's job.
Oh brother, this guy says, I was with you until
you said it's not insulting for a man to propose
(21:23):
some woman. Oh you mean, what's been done for centuries?
I really think you jumped out the window with that one. This,
of course, pissed me off and I have been sort
of cold these two weeks. I tried explaining how neither
side is inherently insulting, but she wouldn't budge from her position.
As I said previously, I was indeed about to propose soon,
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and I just wanted her to have an open mind
and not see either end of the act as something inferior.
This has really soured my feelings towards her, and I
probably lost a bit of love I had for her.
Am I asked fore to think I should break up
this Niga sound like he drives a pre what you
was just about to propose to her? She told you
(22:05):
in the beginning that she wanted to be proposed to
when y'all was going through all that gender norm and
then gender role stuff. She said, Yeah, but I still
want to be proposed to. So why are you so
shocked and appalled? And this is changing your ideas of her?
I feel like this is another one of those you
gotta find people whose values aligned with Sure, I am
absolutely never going to propose to a man, because when
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a man gets married, he only gains intangible things peace, prayer, love, guidance.
Like if there's no tangible benefit for a man to
be married. He should be the one choosing who he
wants to be married to. That's just my thoughts on it.
Right to each his own. You know, feel how you feel.
I would rather drag my kucci on the bare sidewalk
(22:48):
on the fourth of July than proposed to a man.
If I propose to a man like down on one
knee and I get like another scar, because you know,
all the girls got that one scar on the knee.
If I get another scar, are on my knee? Just
just just three oll to me because I done lost it.
I done lost it. Your girl is gone. But I
don't know what y'all think. I like how you uh,
(23:08):
how you stand own business. You didn't mean to do that,
of course I did. Hopefully today you learn something, and
if you learn nothing at all, listen again. Uphold your standards,
uphold your boundaries, and above all, date people who view
and value things the same way you do. Okay, h
(23:28):
follow me on the gram at Stormy p p e
A at chocolate chip and sip. And if you don't
remember anything else, please remember niggas don't know how to
be good bums anymore. I love you, guys, and I
see next week. Peace.
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