Chocolate Chips For Dinner
Meg and Morgan take turns tackling life's biggest questions, like "Would I travel back in time just to smell a Sanrio Surprise in the 90's?" and "Why haven't I bitten that bookcase yet?" They review items and then rank them (because that's what podcasts do.) Finally, a podcast from two women in their thirties who AREN'T horny for murder. It's Chocolate Chips For Dinner, because all the other good podcast titles were taken!
Episodes
Buckle up, y'all. Morgan's got some fucking spicy takes about the Olympics and maybe also Russia? Meg cools things off while talking about tie-dye. Oh no, Morgan is still mad about the Olympics though! Hey, let's talk about shoes.
We're back at our homes and editing out (most of the) burps! In this episode, Morgan talks shit about the St. Louis Arch. Meg starts talking about the Orpheum theater in St. Louis, but it turns into a big thing about architecture. Morgan bought a new, gothy purse. Meg talks about the miracle of human flight.
In this Very Special Episode, Morgan and Meg meet face-to-face. Joined by special guest host, Byrd, they discuss sharp-edged dice, Ott's Original Wing Sauce, and face-to-face friendship. Morgan was a tiny bit drunk. Meg was more than a tiny bit drunk. There are a couple unfiltered microphone burps. At some point, Byrd and the live studio audience, Kyle, are in charge of the podcast.
Have you been unsatisfied with podcasts lately? Have all your recent auditory experiences been lacking a certain je nais se quois? Is that je nais se quois a podcaster who eats hotdogs while recording? Find out in episode 15 of Chocolate Chips for Dinner!
In this episode, Morgan has hot takes on the new Vampire the Masquerade game, Bloodhunt. Meg has big feelings about garbage bags. Morgan tells us about the documentary, ...
This episode, like so many episodes, was uploaded several weeks late due to Meg being the ABSOLUTE DIRT WORST!
In episode 14, Meg mixes vodka with Crystal Light and can't shut the fuck up about it. Morgan cracks the code about why some Kalamata olives are good and why some are butt. Meg talks about how a Slip 'n Slide would make her pop like a water balloon. We (unfairly) dog on Gen-X for being proud of surviving bein...
In Episode 13, Morgan discusses the new Mortal Kombat movie before Meg totally derails it talking about Star Wars (again.) Once we get back on track, Meg wants to talk about those big hot soft pretzels with neon orange cheeze (and shares some weird details about her past and present). Morgan reviews No Man's Sky, which is apparently very good now. Meg goes a little weird because of how good Gen Z's pants are.
Content Warning: Mental health, transphobia, childhood sexual abuse
In the first episode of season 2 (which was definitely planned and not just two women getting the depresh and not being able to podcast for like 4 months) Meg and Morgan are back at it. Morgan discusses The Zombieland Saga. Meg draws a line in the sand about baked beans. Morgan discusses transphobic legislation that is being introduced in many different st...
In episode 11, Morgan reviews Bofuri: I Don't Want To Get Hurt So I'll Max Out My Defense, then Meg brings us all down by discussing getting COVID-19. Morgan brings us right back into it and speaks the truth about Funimation's UI for the PS4 app. Meg gets a little too into dip powder nails.
In the last of our vaulted episodes, Morgan is hungover on Professor Meg's Miracle Elixir 100% Guaranteed Cures Frankensteinism (homemade booze). Morgan reviews Kings of the Wyld by Nicholas Eames. Meg gets fucking hype about cubside grocery pickup and respects the lack of hustle from teenagers leading a war on accurate grocery orders. Morgan talks about Good Dye Young hair lightening products and Meg gets mad about how good M...
Episode 9: Hemnes Bookcase, Mechanical Keyboards, Given by Natsuki Kizu, and Coke Freestyle Machines
Episode 9 is another one of our vaulted episodes, recorded 11/22/2020. Meg is sick as hell right now, and Morgan is going through something so serious she gave herself bangs. This too will pass, hopefully. In the meantime, Morgan talks about her good bookshelf and learns more about Meg's biting impulses. Meg talks mechanical keyboards, because OF COURSE she likes Mechanical Keyboards. Morgan reviews Given by Natsuki Kizu, and ...
In Episode 8, we get back to our roots of Meg creating dumb bits that go on way too long and also providing terrible audio quality by chewing ice and candy while trying to record a podcast. Morgan reviews Violet Evergarden, and Meg leads a remarkably brief discussion of Coffeenut M&Ms. Morgan discusses Tomo-Chan is a Girl by Fumita Yanagida. Meg has a lot of things to say and sing about the state of modern theatre. Please don&...
It has finally come! (heh) The 2020 wrap-up is here. We cut a big chunk out of the 2020 wrap up due to the retrospect telling us that maybe we should just shut up and let more qualified voices share their experiences. We pick up the 2020 wrap up in October, when the President got COVID-19 and that was somehow lighthearted news for the nation. It's been a fucking weird year, y'all.
Anyways, Morgan makes some good poin...
CW/TW: Mentions of the Nashville Bombing, mental health, anxiety
I'll be honest, it's been a weird Christmas. Nevertheless, we persisted and it's time for our après-Christmas review of presents we received. We felt it was tactless to rank gifts we received so we didn't. (We definitely didn't just straight up forget to do it after I made a really tasteless joke).
In this episode, Morgan reviews...
In our very special Christmas episode, Morgan and Meg start out light and fluffy with homemade pinwheel cookies and the Muppet Christmas Carol. Things take a legitimately dark turn when Morgan reviews her Christmases growing up. They were traumatic and incredibly sad. Meg and Morgan find ways to laugh about the sadness of the past, and then Meg talks about the Star Wars Christmas Special. I had to cut about 25 minutes out because M...
Episode 4: Existential Mug, Pretty Good Ice, Ramen, Breadtangles of Pizza
Recorded on 11/7/2020, the day America realizes that baby Yoda is kind of a dick, and maybe some important political stuff was announced. Morgan discusses her mug, which features a snowman begging for his life. Meg talks about ice that comes out of her new countertop ice maker. Morgan gets deep into expert Ramen strategies, then Meg gets weird about ...
In this episode, we experience all the different types of Podcasting Energy. Morgan talks about how to pick the best pepperoni pizza at Aldi, Meg paints an auditory picture of drinking whiskey while playing guitar and thinks that it makes her sound like a cool girl. Morgan talks about The Way of the House Husband by Kousuke Oono. Meg reminisces about local Nashville weather Penguin, Snowbird. Meg and Morgan got drunk and watched Tw...
Editor's Note: Meg was sitting WAAAAAAY too close to the mic for this one. We tried to fix the audio as much as possible, but we're still getting our feet under us with this so we appreciate your patience.
In this episode, Morgan comes out hot with some strong feelings on Borderlands 3. Meg tries to bring some chill back to the podcast by talking about the beach. Morgan gets nasty with jello salad, before Meg beg...
In our first episode, Morgan starts us off strong by reviewing popcorn salt, before Meg runs the show off the rails by trying to describe the smell of Sanrio Surprise in the 90s. Morgan tries to restore normalcy by talking about a show on HBO Max called Haute Dogs before Meg starts shouting about podcasting.
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