Cursive Legs, Killer Jokes ~ Daniel Velasquez | Ep. 223

Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we’re joined by stand-up comedian, Paralympic athlete, and Kill Tony breakout Daniel Velasquez — and nothing is off-limits. From lying to his parents about "doing stand-up" just to score weed… to sneaking backstage at the Tobin Center with zero confirmation… to getting roasted by Theo Von about his “cursive legs,” Daniel shares the hilarious and brutally honest journey that brought him from the track to the stage. We talk: * How Kill Tony ghosted him after booking him * The awkward aftermath of calling out Redban on stage * What it’s really like inside the Paralympic village (condoms included) * Dating an Irish little person (yep) * And the wildest joke he ever told… with his dad in the audience This is one of the rawest, funniest episodes we’ve ever done — part motivational, part degeneracy, all comedy. Subscribe, like, and leave a comment if you’ve ever been ghosted by a comedy show, called out a co-host mid-set, or just love a good story with killer jokes (and cursive legs).Check out Daniel -Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vintage.danielCheck out Hewwo There podcast -Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hewwo_there_pod/ Click here to schedule your free consultation with the sponsor of this episode, Salt River Therapy: https://saltrivertherapy.com/ Check us out - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cwdatb Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cwdatbpodcast/ Website: https://cocktailswithdimplesandthebeard.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CocktailswithDimplesandTheBeard X: https://twitter.com/dimplesthebeard Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cocktailsdimplesthebeard Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/c-6163487 Sponsorship and business inquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices