November 6, 2024 • 48 mins
Old friendships and fantasy football banter collide as we explore the potential revival of Deandre Hopkins in the NFL, while also keeping the mood light with hilarious stories from high school days and fictional Lyft encounters. Dive into the camaraderie shared with Alby, Troy, and others, as we relive nostalgic memories and discuss the lessons passed down from older generations. The joy and laughter are palpable as we recount these experiences, proving that some bonds truly stand the test of time.
As the draft heats up, the stories of multiple players in the league of legends inspire reflection on personal growth, societal issues, and the importance of maintaining solid beliefs and more importantly priceless friendships.
16-round draft where anyone can get roasted.
For the Record I’m in 1st place
A 501C3 to combat the mental health struggles which come with service to the United States
The Balance of GrayGod, doubt, and proof walk into a podcast... it goes better than you’d expect!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are back with the Daily American Bowl Boop A bunch
of guys from 06, pw, someold-timers and maybe a young
bull or two, but it's prettyawesome.
Three picks, we're in the sixthround and then I'm up.
Hopefully, whatever the volumeworks itself out, it keeps going
(00:22):
in and out.
It's probably these bunker bowsthat are jacked up because
they're not charged properly.
The draft has been paused by aleague manager.
Come on man, what kind of shadyshit is going on here?
Oh, make us redo the wholething.
(00:42):
Aye, aye, aye, dude, my squad'sstacked so far.
Again, we're in the sixth round.
So I still got the fourth pickin the sixth round.
I got saquon.
Shout out all you bum asseagles fans.
I want to say kyrian, but is it?
It's kyrian, yeah, kieran.
Kyron williams anyhow, he's abeast.
He was a rookie last year playson that dude squad that looks
like Matt Gresson.
(01:02):
What's that dude's name?
The Rams, the LA Rams,gresson's head coach, fuck out
of here.
I got Tank Dell Snapped lastyear with CJ.
I got Sam Laporta Projectednumber one tight end.
Mr Joe Mixon, coming from AFCNorth, going into Houston,
(01:24):
should be all right.
Anyhow, I usually don't dofantasy because, as you guys
know, I'm a degenerate gambler,so you know, putting up a
whatever Last year or a coupleyears ago, $300 in a league,
this one's like $50 because it'sthe first year I'm on the clock
.
It doesn't do it for me, butthe individuals in this fantasy
football league trust me, theindividuals in this fantasy
football league.
When I trust me, you'll agreewith me if you know who I'm
(01:45):
talking about.
So let's see, I'm on the clockMinute 25, 24, 23, 22.
All right, let's see, we got THiggins.
Yeah, is it time to grab aquarterback?
A stud, or are there?
I don't even know how manypeople are in this draft 10 or
(02:10):
12?
There's 12.
Just give me anybody besidesthat dude with the little hands.
Let's see.
Hey look, xavier Worthy, worthy,sick name.
I may just ride with this dudebecause, fuck it, I'm riding
with him.
(02:30):
Yup, that's it.
First of all, nobody even knowswho it is.
Second of all, I don't know whoit is either, but my child is
going to be born in about 30days.
I was going to go all the wayback, but I'm actually really
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excited.
I just got done setting up thecrib.
I laid out a boy's and a girl'soutfit that a good buddy of
mine grabbed me his girlfriendbecause we do not know the sex.
We don't know much, except themother is extremely healthy.
The mother is extremelybeautiful.
(03:11):
Now, on the contrary, you gotthe Daily American.
My fantasy football name justgot fired.
There's actually somebody'smaking fun of me in here.
The daily american podcast,haha, real funny, mr brian
(03:36):
alberger.
Real, real funny.
It's all right, your head's bigas shit anyway, not Not
figuratively.
I mean you got a gigantic head.
You probably can't even fuckingFrom the reflection of your
dome.
You don't even know who you'repicking your 8th round pick Fuck
out of here.
That's one player in the draft.
I'll continue to carry on withsome other ones later.
(03:59):
But back to the termination.
I was hurt over it.
Let's just be real.
8 years.
Back to the sermon nation.
I mean, you know I was hurtover it.
Let's just be real.
Eight years.
But God's I forget thatsometimes.
But God's in charge, not me.
That is what I ask him when Ido remember to say my prayers
and I did today in the morningis for his will to be done and
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not yours, and that night youthank him.
So I'm going to thank him now.
Thanks God.
You know all I'm reallyconcerned about right now, or
what I was concerned about, wasemployment, employment,
employment Obviously right andnot second to anything,
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obviously, even employment,employment, the health of the
baby, which is why I can'tunderstate how healthy and how
proud I am of the mother of mychild.
She's like 30 days out, she'sglowing, she's still working.
(05:06):
Now.
I hadn't seen her parents forabout a year because I was what
the fuck am I gonna do?
Yeah, I lost my job.
I knocked up your daughter andshe's coming.
She's coming home to live withyou.
I might as well just move thefuck in too.
He has good conversation withher father.
(05:27):
That would go over real smooth.
But once I had a coupledifferent options and was
deciding which wasn't long ago,a couple weeks ago, right around
the same time as the babyshower, I manned up and I went
and spoke with her father.
Now she's not one to really talkabout anything personal with
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her family or anybody really Imean her friends, I'm sure.
But you know I had to tell herdad the situation, why we are
co-parenting and deciding to gothat route, why I haven't been
around.
Primarily because I wasembarrassed.
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I's embarrassing.
I needed to find a job.
We want some deadbeat.
That's my biggest fear.
Shut out all the deadbeats outthere, just get your shit
together.
I mean, now a now a deadbeatisn't.
It's not somebody who'sunemployed or just unemployed.
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It's not somebody that doesn'tcontribute money.
In my opinion In most women'sopinion I'd say they would say
that but it's not somebody who Ithink you can contribute all
the money in the world and ifyou're absent in the child's
life, you're a deadbeat dude.
(06:50):
Fuck out of here.
You know this isn't a charitycase.
This isn't a charity for yourchild.
There's a lot more than justfinances.
That goes into Mr Zachary LeeThomas, the dude who literally
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in high school cut up everybody.
His captioned phrase was that'sthat white shit.
For any white person that saysanything remotely white, that
was a great one.
And then pretty much like hewas the dude that like you.
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Just he's so funny, you're justlaughing, but, god forbid, like
you're smoking a blunt and likethe attention gets turned on
you.
So you kind of got to laugh butnot be too obnoxious.
I loved it because I would goat him.
I was, I'm good at it too, butthat dude was good firing people
up, just lighting them up,cutting them up head to toe.
(07:53):
That shit was great best friendgrowing up, him, troy monroe,
danny moe is in this chat, bestfriend growing up, I mean.
Derrick malie, best friendgrowing up.
All these, all these cats arein this chat.
Barry Little, I'm not going tosay best friend, but that was my
boy.
He still is, I mean he's.
You know I'm considered Troyfamily.
(08:14):
I should be there eating atBuffalo Wild Wings with them
right now, but a lot of otherpeople ditched it.
I thought we were all going toget together, hang out, you know
, have a little powwow, chop itup, make fun of somebody.
But uh, here I am recording apodcast.
(08:38):
Hope I'm, but uh, oh, two picks.
I'm back on the clock.
Seventh round, pick number ninenine who's on the board right
now?
We got who's on the clock.
We got blown to smithereens.
I'm mr barry little.
I told him to vote for trump inthe group chat.
Now, stereotypically, you wouldthink black people don't like
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trump.
I don't think it comes down tothat at all.
I think if you've got commonsense, you're voting for Trump,
unless you're pulled in acertain direction based off of
strictly your politicallandscape.
Now, either way, I don't care,I'll go with you.
(09:20):
I'll vote for Trump, you votefor Kamala and we're still going
to be boys.
Anybody can express theiropinion on this podcast anywhere
, as long as they do itrespectfully.
So I said I told everybody inthe chat and there are a bunch
of black people, but there'swhite people on there too.
You guys better go vote fortrump, where this country's
(09:41):
gonna get, before we get blownto smithereens or some shit.
Barry just tagged his line.
That's why I love the dude.
He's the man.
I'm definitely not trying tomake it a race thing, but
traditionally that's how it goes.
Now, would I do that with abunch of strangers?
Probably not, because you know.
I mean I probably wouldactually, and then I would just
(10:02):
explain myself and my thoughtsbehind it.
I think Trump's done way morefor the African-American
community than any presidentever actually, and the
minorities in general.
It goes for Latinos, but it'snot a race thing, but sometimes
it comes down to that inpolitics.
Anyway, I love black people, Ilove white people and I love my
(10:32):
people in this chat and I got 15seconds left.
That's spiel.
Let's see.
Fuck, no, uh, fuck, damn.
There he is.
He's the man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on yo,bro, dude.
(10:54):
You just saved me, dude,because I'm in the middle of
your lot.
We're not live, but I'm doing apodcast right now on the on the
league and everything, and Iwas like fuck, I got five
seconds and then you called dude.
Yo, you're the man, dude, solet's see when am I at.
So we got Keenan Allen on here.
He's washed up.
Watson, watson should be allright, right, no, watson, watson
(11:20):
, Christian Watson with JordanLove, jordan Love throwing to
him.
Yeah, yo, what's up with RaheemMoose, miami, oh, they got.
True, I'm already locked up.
(11:41):
Deandre Hopkins falling all theway down.
Where's that?
Yeah, where's that bum at now?
Last year he was a bumTennessee, tennessee, tennessee,
tennessee.
I think he has a bounce backyear.
Fuck it, that's it, let's see.
(12:02):
Yo, thanks for calling me dude.
Seriously, you like it?
I'd rather take Hopkins overAutopick all day.
All right, dude, you're the man.
Later, dude, troy man.
Yo, I am proud that, like youknow, let's do this math here.
We got, fuck, all of them, zach, except Allburger.
(12:25):
I told you you got big assheads.
There was not enough room in myfucking little ass apartment to
bring in someone with such abig ass dome.
Especially, we needed a duckbecause fucking.
One of the seven dwarfshappened to build the apartment
I lived in growing up.
His head was way too big forall that.
So, damn, I'm back on deck too.
Oh, no, no, no, he he justunfrozen or whatever.
(12:48):
That's cool.
That's a commissioner rightthere and he'll do it for
anybody too.
It's not just me, but yeah, whatwas I saying?
Yeah, the door literally intomy place of residency Can't have
nobody with some big-assbobblehead rolling up in there,
god forbid.
They strike their head on thegutter, leaves start falling out
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, and then my dad's whooping myass, probably because there was
a fucking leaf crumb left on thedeck.
Can't do it Anyhow.
Now, alberger and I became realclose in high school.
I believe I was in 10th grade,he was in 9th or 11th and 10th,
but we've been cool ever since.
Some cats fall off, though falloff on people.
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You know what I mean.
Daily American's a real one.
Albie's a real one.
Everybody in this group I'mback on the clock Real ones,
especially the old heads,because they're the ones who
raised us.
Uh-oh, yeah, we gotCommissioner Monroe on the line.
What's happening, commissioner?
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I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
Come on, barry, why are youmessing everything up over there
, man, let's see Hopkins,hopkins, hopkins.
All right, draft Beautiful, allright.
All right, barry, go ahead anddraft what the hell is his name?
(14:18):
Freaking, eddie McCaffrey?
I'll talk to you, buddy, eddie.
I told Barry he was still livingin the 90s earlier, so had to
throw out Eddie McCaffrey.
It's actually ChristianMcCaffrey's father, who's a
beast of a running back.
He was the number one pick.
He was the number one pickacross like many leagues.
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Yeah, damn more Fuck.
We grew up in country hockeytogether, zach, fifth grade, I
was cutting grass by myself.
He lifted his window up, stuckhis big-ass dome out the window
and said Dan, what's up?
And that was it.
Dude, best friends ever sinceTroy sixth grade.
(15:02):
I remember chasing him aroundMrs Jones class, getting like
kicked out and stuff.
We were bad.
I remember his mom winning liketrips on like Q102 or something
.
I was like astonished that shewas going to like I don't know,
probably Cancun or the Bahamason the radio station, you know.
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Meanwhile I didn't even knowwhere those places were or like
what a vacation was, but Ithought it was pretty cool.
Who were your best friends sincethen too?
And I don't mean like just likefriends, all these dudes I'm
mentioning Thick as thieves Werethieves with a lot of them
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actually, but we're not gonnaget any incriminating shit today
.
Danny moore, I mean right upthe street, he was a baseball
guy, was basketball and let'ssee when we have, I mean,
probably shit.
We went to fucking countryelementary together.
So I think we're talking like Ithink we did, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because he was in.
I was in.
I remember third grade I was inmrs bolding's class and he was
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in the other bunker.
Dude, carrick capper or someshit.
I think, uh, who else?
Who else?
Derrick, der Derek went to ourschool and if you're, most of
you guys know these people, I'mmentioning at least the loyal
listeners that were maybe not myloyal, my loyal listening
groups probably not around here.
(16:34):
People only listen when it'slike you know, just got fired,
I'm fucking driving a forklift,got certified, I just got shit,
can't?
I was driving for Lyft, trannyhopped in the whip.
I thought it was a female.
I mean she was looking allright.
I was like I bet, where's your?
How's your night man?
I turned my head how's yournight man?
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I look in my back seat,although I, she was either
eating walnuts out of her thighsor she had some damn balls.
So I said ring, ring.
My phone actually didn't ring.
Yeah, hello, oh my gosh, I'llbe right there.
Sir ma'am, he, she, man, beast,you gotta go.
(17:19):
I got an emergency fuck out ofmy anyway.
They called me.
They said you can't kicktransvestites out of your
vehicle.
I said I didn't even know itwas a transvestite.
I thought I saw walnuts.
Trainees shouldn't be rockingfucking miniskirts hopping in
anybody's car.
Anyhow, I just made that wholestory up.
I didn't get fired from Lyft orUber.
(17:40):
You guys know who I got firedfrom.
That was the company I workedfor for eight years.
But, like I said, we're prettymuch over that.
Let's see.
I need a defense kicker and QB.
I guess we're going with a QB,or do I shake up things a little
bit?
I got a minute.
Damn love's on there, purdy,that's it.
(18:01):
Oh, okay.
Ladd McConkey, chargers widereceiver Never heard of him.
I kind of like picking playerslike that.
Never heard of him.
Herbert's my boy.
I probably lost more money.
They got Chubb and Jerome Forit.
(18:23):
Okay, how many running backs.
I got Barkley getting into it.
They got Chubb and Jerome forit.
Okay, how many running backs.
I got Barkley Hopkins on thebench.
All right, so yeah, I guesswe'll go with the Zeke's still
out there.
Tom seems to recognize.
Uh-oh, it's fucking tickingNine eight.
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Where's the dude at Seven?
Nick Chubb, jerome Ford, baby.
Oh, that's some bullshit On theclock.
Oh, he must have restarted it.
Okay, good, looking Again.
Look it out.
He's the man I drafted, thoughBarry's there with me.
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I haven't seen Barry in a while.
He's got a bunch of kids,fathers that's what we were
talking about.
Fatherhood Zach Family man.
Troy Family man.
Barry Family man.
Dan Moore Family father, likegreat father.
I just don't know if he's thefamily thing.
I ain't trying to come at himbecause I ain't coming at
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somebody's family, but I justmean like he's gonna be like me.
We'll be out here.
Co-parenting, that's what Imeant.
Whom I missed all burger.
You guys don't know this one.
You thought meat co-parentingwas bad.
I'm about to get your ass.
I'm gonna air it out there.
I don't give a fuck.
He knocked up.
He pulled the Sean Watson.
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Let's just say that he pulledit.
The Sean Watson.
Yes, he's got a little Asianbaby coming and I think they're
probably one of the cutestbabies out there.
She's a dime.
She just likes to utilize herhands and apparently some other
key parts of herself, and we'llleave it at that.
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Who else?
So who else is in this league?
You guys are wondering.
We got Barry's little brother.
I believe they called him Boo.
He went to PW.
I don't know if he grew out ofthat, but I think that's what
Barry called him when we werelike shit.
Seventh grade is when I becameclose with barry, I'm sorry, I
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mean I I know many years beforethat in like fourth or fifth
grade the dude's like got agrown man's beard.
He's first in the playground,pick up basketball games every
single time and like he'sdominating the dude's like five,
nine, probably in third grade,I know in fifth grade or sixth
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grade he was like 5, 11, he, helined his shit up.
So that was probably ed.
Ed was lying, lying, lyinglying in Barry's full grown
beard.
Ed is Barry's step pops and hegrew up with them, basically in
his household and Ed's just aman, mr Ed Jameson the man.
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Then you got my OG, troy Simmons.
That's Troy's pops, and likedude, that guy bailed us out so
many times growing up.
You know my pops, mom, mom,they weren't picking me up
anywhere, you just got done work.
Troy and I were working at flotactually together fingers,
wings and other things.
Check him out, dude, ryan.
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He holds that place down.
I hope he owns 99.9 of it bynow, because he deserves so.
That's not how business works.
Sometimes, though, I'll make aquick statement on that.
I'm dealing with somethingsimilar, but we're going to
leave that off the record fornow.
But yeah, ryan Oliver, cool assdude.
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Anyhow, troy and I are grinding, and Troy didn't live that far
from FWAT.
He lived where Dan Moore, likenear the apartment complexes,
plymouth Park, right down theroad.
Now I'm down on top of Scoops.
That's a little bit more of ahike.
Anyhow, get done.
Working like 10 o'clock atnight, dad, uh, you think you
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can pick me up.
I said it the first coupletimes walk your ass home, mister
.
You got legs.
I was like, yeah, you ain'tlying Off.
I went trekking on home afterworking a lot.
I ain't bitching about it.
You better hope I don't have ason out the womb who's gonna
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come with a wee wecker forcutting grass and for eating.
Son out the womb.
He's going to come with a weewecker For cutting grace and for
eating ace.
Nah, zach, zach's going to hearthis.
He's going to be like oh no, ohno, alright, let's get to these
.
The Salvation Squad's on theclock.
10 seconds and he's off theclock.
(23:16):
I believe that's Zach Showtime.
He's a Cowboys fan.
That's Ed.
Yeah, yep, cowboys fan, whichyou know.
I mean, I don't know how,there's a lot of them around
here.
I don't know how it happens.
He probably picked up footballwhen Deion was shuffling to the
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end zone or some shit.
I don't know how it happens.
He probably picked up footballwhen Dion was shuffling to the
end zone or some shit.
I don't know.
Aikman days, or maybe not.
Maybe the Stalback days?
Shit Daily American.
Danny Butters, how the fuck doyou know about Stalback, mr
Roger?
I think he was with Dallas, orwas he?
Was it Green Bay?
What is the status of JohnnyUnitas?
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No, I'm not just abruptlyending.
So, mr Simmons, we got Ed twoOGs.
This is why this is the mostepic fantasy football league
ever.
That's why it's called Leagueof Legends, multi-generational
legends, one o'clock and sixpicks.
(24:24):
I mentioned Boo Little Boo, boo, boo Bear.
I don't think it was Boo Bear.
That was Choice X, the one thatZach, zach Zach's about to
(24:46):
become the black Joel Olsteennow, and in 07, he was dropping
mixtapes, firing people up withthe screw up beat.
He destroys girl, and nobodyheard from her since she's been
in my face.
It's all good, though, becauseTroy's got like one of the
(25:11):
coolest and loyal and down toearth women, women, woman that
you could ever ask for.
Um, and extremely like,beautiful inside and out, so
like that.
Dude made out um, and he's onhis way.
Salvation squad.
Here he goes around 9 of 16.
(25:32):
He's on the clock again.
He's got a minute and 12seconds.
As soon as I start talkingabout it.
Troy has moved that way as well,towards, you know, the right
way of living.
I wish I could say the same.
I haven't, but you know, we allgot our own journeys, and I
think the lord knows my heart,just like he probably knows
everybody's hearts.
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And oh, I'm sorry, that's notZach Salvation Squad.
That's one of Zach's boys.
That's Zach's co-pastor, tonyEvans.
Tony Evans and the black, joelOsteen.
We got in the fantasy footballgroup.
I'm a barrier.
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Enzo and Evangelist.
That's zach, okay, okay, that'sa good one too, though.
You know, I'm proud of you.
Know anybody on that journey,proud yo.
First of all, the kahuna's.
It takes this dude goes, he.
I think he went to new yorkcity, I think, or maybe it was
(26:34):
york city with a microphone anda boombox vicious puts it up on
youtube, just preaching, winningsouls, and you could tell the
people he was with good people.
Yo, I watched that video twiceone because it got a little.
It got a little hairy.
At the end there was this, thisthing, kind of like the thing
(26:56):
that hopped in back to mymanifested, made-up imaginary
Lyft or Uber ride with thewalnuts, something like that
walks by Zach while he'spreaching and it says something
distasteful like real ignorant.
Zach wasn't speaking to them,zach to it.
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It was probably a demonic, he,she, man, beast.
It was basically a demonicchick that probably had a couple
walnuts, I don't know.
But zach had his back againstor his back turned, so he wasn't
speaking out against anybody.
Now he may have said somethinglike if you're a sinner like me,
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or something like that, or ifyou're, if you're sinning and
you're living in you know yourlustful ways or homosexuality,
or something like that, and theperson just says like hail,
satan, I get it.
Could it be, you know, somebodyjust pissed off because some
people don't accept every singleperson?
(28:02):
I mean, fuck.
A human being doesn't have toaccept another human being.
Now, zach wasn't spreading anyhate and he wasn't causing any
problems with that individual,so Zach wasn't at wrong at all.
Zach's allowed to have hisbeliefs.
I'm allowed to have my beliefs.
So Zach wasn't at wrong at all.
Zach's allowed to have hisbeliefs.
I'm allowed to have my beliefs.
As far as gays go, I'm okaywith them because I'm a sinner
(28:24):
as well.
The trainee thing, though, thatgets to me because again, I got
a kid coming.
If my kid's got some balls andhe's in third grade, he wants to
be like fucking Jody and theteacher like well, yeah, I'll
send you to the guidancecounselor and the guidance
counselor sends you to thedoctor.
That's what I'm saying.
(28:45):
I'm going to be walking a thinline.
As a parent, I'm not putting upwith any of that bullshit.
I'm not playing those games.
I'm dead serious.
I'm not playing any of thosegames.
You can do whatever you wantwith your fucking children.
You can promote whatever youwant at home.
Don't bring that shit inschools.
Why are you doing that?
Anyhow, I don't want to makethis coming up in a pic.
(29:08):
Anyhow, hail Satan, they said.
Zach kept on preaching thattakes some balls In the middle
of New York boombox and a mic,video camera.
It's a gangster.
It's difficult, trust me, buthe's got the Holy Spirit with
him so it doesn't really matter.
Just got fired.
It's on the clock 105th pickwith the draft the 2024 Fantasy
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Football League of Legendschampion picks.
Damn, do I call my boy FriarMoose?
I call him Friar Moose,literally.
Haven't paid attention to anyfootball.
Xavier, I already picked up anXavier Worthy.
Didn't know who he was, but ifI have a boy I like that name.
(29:57):
Xavier.
Fortunately, beautiful motherof a child, she gets to pick the
girl's name and if it's a boy,I get to pick the boy's name.
Now, of course, I'll run it byher.
I don't think she likes it toomuch.
I already ran it by her.
I can't tell you guys thegirl's name, but I like it.
See how we're different, herand I.
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I'm very agreeable if you guysdon't know this by now, but
anyhow, let me see if I canagree on a pick.
I guess I need shit.
I need a defense, a kicker anda quarterback.
Uh, how you do this.
All positions quarterback,who's it?
Brock, brock, brock, bro.
Now rogers bouncing.
I think he does something likethat, doesn't he?
Sometimes?
I don't know.
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That's a daily American swag.
Rodgers.
You don't A-Rod, you don't dripswag like me.
Please take it easy.
Let's see what else we got inhere.
I don't want to, you know, missanybody On the clock.
Look, oh, I'm on the clock again.
I get back-to-back.
Do I pick up another?
Oh, look, deshaun Watson asAlbie.
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I'm about to pick up Albie.
Nah, he's a bunker.
He's not getting any take.
Let me go to my receiver.
Yeah, I know we got somesleepers in here.
Devontae Wicks, damn it.
Nah, did I just?
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I'm off the clock.
Hold up, yeah, I mean, I'm good.
Yeah, I got Rodgers.
All right, cool, we're good.
I don't know what happened Infour picks.
I'm back on the clock.
All right, back to the squad.
So team touchdown.
That's my homie.
That's Troy Sr.
That's my dude.
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Guy's living large Puerto RicoComes home spending time with
his family.
He used to be able to ball.
He couldn't stick me shit whenhe was.
He was a younger pops, I think.
So I guess in like high schoolhe was probably like hmm See,
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troy's parents did it right.
Like younger, I wish I'd youknow my parents had.
My parents had their last at 32.
I'm about'd my parents hadtheir last at 32.
I'm 36.
But that's my first One anddone, maybe two, because,
personally speaking, I'd ratherhave a sibling growing up, and
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I'm sure a kid would as well.
Who knows, let's see On theclock of four picks, a sibling
growing up, and I'm sure a kidwould as well.
So who knows, who knows?
But let's see, let's see on theclock and four picks.
Hmm, all right, so we got hurt.
So good, come on, dan.
He's down to.
She's hanging out with hisdaughter.
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He's going on a show for hisdaughter for his birthday, with
his daughter.
Dude, I love, I love seeingpeople I grew up with, even
though we had our controversiesand beefs.
Everybody's got their beefsevery once in a while.
You're competitive, you're acompetitive person.
That's what happens.
Yeah, he's that.
He's down the shore.
He's going down the shore withhis daughter.
That's probably why he's onauto.
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I was, was going to be on autotoo, but then I was like locked
in.
I know how well I'd be feelingbecause I'm getting off.
That effects her.
That shit's bad.
It's not as bad as they say.
It's like coming off heroin.
It's not that bad.
The brain zaps fuck with you Bigtime.
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I don't think I slept for thefirst three nights and then I
dozed off from like noon look,fortunately I didn't have a job
noon to like four yo.
I woke up in my dream.
Swear to god in my dream, thisis crazy.
In my dream I'm I'm like arounda bunch of corrupt folks
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definitely not folks like inthis league of legends, but some
other folks that I know, andhis cronies and goonies, and
they're all after me, right.
So I'm running.
You know, you got these brainzaps.
So when you're conscious brainzaps it's like an electrical
shock.
Look them up, it's kind ofcrazy shocks.
Your brain sometimes runsthrough your body all day for
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like the first shit four days.
And then the fifth day theysimmered a little bit but they'd
still happen.
And even today they'll happen,but very like solemnly they
become bearable.
But anyhow, first few days,whatever, it was.
Day three, day four, I had thatdream.
I'm running.
There's an electrical fencegoing over.
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It's got the barbed wire.
You can't get under it.
There's a hole in it, though,just enough for a body to sneak
by on in it.
Dive I didn't swim much growingup, but if I was a diver, that
was my, that was my time.
Stand by, stand by.
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I'm on the clock again.
Let's see, I got thequarterback.
I mean pretty much can just putthis dude.
Put this shit on like I gottaget a defense.
I'll hold the defense becauseyou can switch it up every week.
Where's my Probably the thirdbest player on the?
Actually, I'm not going to picka kicker, I'm going to get the
best available.
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Fuck it.
Jacoby Myers, zach Moss, tylerLockett he's always like he's
good.
Gus Edwards who else?
I think I lost an echoer backthere.
Herbert, that's my dude.
Chubba Hubbard Isn't he?
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Doesn't he get some tick?
We're going to go with ChubbaHubbard.
Fuck it.
Where's he at, chubba?
Oh shit, you still got chubba.
Oh shit, you still got adamfeeling out here.
Gabe davis hold up, hold up.
You know I like to stay stackedin the uh.
Jk dobbins, antonio gibson fuckit, we're gonna go with chubba.
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I don't know who they'restarting.
Running back is anyhow chubbingalong in my dream small hole.
I dive through it, bang.
Next thing.
I know oh, what the fuck?
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My feet are like semi up in theair.
I fucking dove off of my bedwhile I was sleeping.
Feet are like semi up in theair.
I fucking dove off of my bedwhile I was sleeping First thing
that hit my hardwood floor,which is concrete, no carpet
that was my head Definitely felta little like jolt.
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My neck was all fucked up.
Never had a black eye in myentire life.
This table D-Rock, this dude'slike a fucking.
This was, years ago too, amaster woodworker.
He's very humble, he wouldn'tcall himself a master, but I
love it.
Check it out.
Look at this solid wood.
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I can't tell you what kindglossed it over.
I mean, this thing is.
It's beautiful, but that's thewood I just knocked on.
Anyhow, dove, how dove right onthat.
Yeah, I was like just my.
I was like I rolled over, kindof like, you know, in that weird
upper back position and my feetstill like in the air.
It was.
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It fucking hurt like amotherfucker, but no black eye.
You can't even tell whathappened.
Now, if you feel it compared tothe other one, you can feel it,
but no black and blue.
I remember my brother Matt, my25th birthday, stole me through.
Troy was there for this one,zach, I don't know who else, but
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stole me through a window downOld City, basically socked me.
There was a little tiny ledgeand a glass door slash windows,
so I go through it out ofnowhere too.
Just sneaks me straight myfucking eye slash look right
here sneaks the shit out of me.
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I pull, pull him out the window, toil my way down.
I get him once maybe, and I'mleaking.
I'm leaking everywhere.
I'm, you know, swagged out of myblue blouser that I grabbed
from the thrift store and awhite tee, which I still
traditionally wear A lot, and noblack eye.
My nose, till this day, isjacked up.
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I probably have been in shit.
I mean, I've told you guys onsome of these episodes about my
ass whooped in the past.
Danny mo, he got me in highschool.
I was terrified to fight thatdude.
Meanwhile we were like the samesize.
Essentially.
Nowadays it'd be a Nah, I'mjust kidding, I'm a peaceful man
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but I probably have been inlike shit.
I'd say 30 fights, which isn'tmuch, but not one black eye.
I mean, come on, it's becauseof my pups.
Those aren't family involvedaltercations, just Just
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strangers or friends.
Never a black guy, not once, orfrom anything else.
Again, smash my eye right here.
You can feel it.
You can't see it.
It was a few days ago, but thatboy, troy Derek, and I were
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talking about that earlier.
That's why he's thecommissioner.
Nobody say nothing back to him.
His hands are like two of mine.
There goes Troy's hands, rightthere.
Here's his left right here.
Here's Troy's left.
Yo, what's up, man?
Big ass hand.
He got my little hand like this.
Anyhow, hands are big as shitand like I think I was there
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when he discovered he fight.
I was still scared as shit tofight at this moment, but he was
getting picked on.
I was still scared as shit tofight at this moment, but he was
getting picked on.
That's the last time thatsomebody that knew him picked on
him.
He whooped that man's ass,destroyed him.
The dude's still havingnightmares over it, I guarantee
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it.
Nah, but Troy's been in a bunchof altercations and he wins a
lot here here.
Go ask him.
That's why he's a commissioner.
Nobody's saying nothing.
No, we got a bad temper too ifhe gets pushed.
But he's changed that up.
He's turned that page and wewere talking about this the
other day.
He's just wants to live ahumble, peaceful life and he
doesn't have a problem turningthe other cheek wise words,
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especially when you got a familyinvolved.
You have to.
Nowadays you don't know who'spacking.
It's just playing a dangerousgame anyway.
I, I play that game sometimestoo, in the heat of the moment,
but looking back it's stupid.
What else we got in here?
Eat enzo evangelist.
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There's a couple people I don'tknow, but for the most part
it's a PW chat Eddie Jameson,eddie Jr and Troy's, troy
Simmons all PW people.
So that makes like what you got?
Zach, derek, troy, dan, myself,albie those three, I mean look
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at 9, 10 people.
Thankfully these people are inmy life.
We're all in different places,but all of them, dude, I love
them all.
Seriously, I mean, it's just,it's cool to be able to maintain
friendships throughout shitdecades.
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I take pride in that becauseyou know, it's a good way to
judge a man's character.
And yeah, they say like here wego, I'm on deck again.
Gay Davis, adam Thielen, wherewe at Levin?
(42:48):
Hmm, hmm, is cj stroud on theboard?
Somebody probably grabbed him.
(43:08):
Huh, that boy?
Herbert is, though herbert putsup numbers.
Herbert, or, I'm worried aboutdefense.
You know, really no kicker, Iguess we're just going to go
with Herbert.
Herbert to Sherbert Need abackup.
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Qb Puts up numbers.
But no, I mean I'm not going toget all crying teary-eyed.
But seriously, man, these guys,I hope when I'm gone.
I hope I'm gone before all ofthem.
Now this is going to sound kindof fucked up, except the old
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heads, because they've livedsignificantly much longer and
you know anyhow, it doesn'treally matter.
We're probably all gettingwiped out by.
We're all getting blown tosmithereens anyway, like Barry.
The team here is awesome, though.
Man, everybody, even the guys Idon't know, because if you know
one of these people, you're adamn good person.
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Here is also no man, everybody,even the guys I don't know,
because if you know one of thesepeople, you're a damn good
person, even if you don't have,you know, all your eggs in the
same basket as everybody else.
You don't share all the samebeliefs diverse as fuck this
group, a bunch of legends, and Icouldn't ask for better friends
.
Slash family.
I'm out of here, guys, takecare.
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God bless If you got offended.
Sorry if you're offended,because if you know me, you know
my intent.
It's not to offend people.
In regards to politics, yes,100% voting for Trump.
Kamala's not even.
It's got nothing to do withthat.
The reason I brought up therace, though because you know
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she's black, she's Indian,chinese, I mean, she's
everything Most diverse lady onthe.
She's fucking out of her mind.
That's what she is.
Either way, there's some badshit going down.
I should take my own advicewith this one, but gotta develop
that relationship with the manupstairs, alright, what defense?
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Bears, lions, falcons, seahawks, bills Somebody took my
Steelers.
That's down.
No, they're in there.
They're a bunker.
What round are we at?
12?
How many rounds?
We got 16.
So, yeah, I'm all right, let'ssee.
Still on the board.
(45:51):
What do you guys think?
He's washed up Dealing?
No, who's throwing to him?
It ain't Cam Newton back there.
I'll tell you that DeshaunWatson and Brian Seriously shout
out Brian's newborn.
I can't.
Three, three, three and a halfmonths.
I think she is.
D-rock's got a beautiful womanas well.
(46:12):
I've hung out, met her times,she's.
She's pretty awesome.
No ha, no ha.
And you know, perfect ford-rock.
So baby coming in 2026, I'mgonna say because d-rock's a bit
more conservative.
He doesn't dive into politicswe're talking about conservative
but where he's spreading theseeds at Because he's smart,
(46:36):
tyler Feller is actually apastor.
And then Becca Slider she'slike the opposite of a pastor.
She used to be married andinvolved with the church.
They were awesome episodes, oneshowing you one perspective,
one showing you another.
Subscribe, like, share.
You guys take care.
We are back with the Daily American Bowl Boop A bunch
of guys from 06, pw, someold-timers and maybe a young
bull or two, but it's prettyawesome.
Three picks, we're in the sixthround and then I'm up.
Hopefully, whatever the volumeworks itself out, it keeps going
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in and out.
It's probably these bunker bowsthat are jacked up because
they're not charged properly.
The draft has been paused by aleague manager.
Come on man, what kind of shadyshit is going on here?
Oh, make us redo the wholething.
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Aye, aye, aye, dude, my squad'sstacked so far.
Again, we're in the sixth round.
So I still got the fourth pickin the sixth round.
I got saquon.
Shout out all you bum asseagles fans.
I want to say kyrian, but is it?
It's kyrian, yeah, kieran.
Kyron williams anyhow, he's abeast.
He was a rookie last year playson that dude squad that looks
like Matt Gresson.
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What's that dude's name?
The Rams, the LA Rams,gresson's head coach, fuck out
of here.
I got Tank Dell Snapped lastyear with CJ.
I got Sam Laporta Projectednumber one tight end.
Mr Joe Mixon, coming from AFCNorth, going into Houston,
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should be all right.
Anyhow, I usually don't dofantasy because, as you guys
know, I'm a degenerate gambler,so you know, putting up a
whatever Last year or a coupleyears ago, $300 in a league,
this one's like $50 because it'sthe first year I'm on the clock
.
It doesn't do it for me, butthe individuals in this fantasy
football league trust me, theindividuals in this fantasy
football league.
When I trust me, you'll agreewith me if you know who I'm
(01:45):
talking about.
So let's see, I'm on the clockMinute 25, 24, 23, 22.
All right, let's see, we got THiggins.
Yeah, is it time to grab aquarterback?
A stud, or are there?
I don't even know how manypeople are in this draft 10 or
(02:10):
12?
There's 12.
Just give me anybody besidesthat dude with the little hands.
Let's see.
Hey look, xavier Worthy, worthy,sick name.
I may just ride with this dudebecause, fuck it, I'm riding
with him.
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Yup, that's it.
First of all, nobody even knowswho it is.
Second of all, I don't know whoit is either, but my child is
going to be born in about 30days.
I was going to go all the wayback, but I'm actually really
(02:51):
excited.
I just got done setting up thecrib.
I laid out a boy's and a girl'soutfit that a good buddy of
mine grabbed me his girlfriendbecause we do not know the sex.
We don't know much, except themother is extremely healthy.
The mother is extremelybeautiful.
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Now, on the contrary, you gotthe Daily American.
My fantasy football name justgot fired.
There's actually somebody'smaking fun of me in here.
The daily american podcast,haha, real funny, mr brian
(03:36):
alberger.
Real, real funny.
It's all right, your head's bigas shit anyway, not Not
figuratively.
I mean you got a gigantic head.
You probably can't even fuckingFrom the reflection of your
dome.
You don't even know who you'repicking your 8th round pick Fuck
out of here.
That's one player in the draft.
I'll continue to carry on withsome other ones later.
(03:59):
But back to the termination.
I was hurt over it.
Let's just be real.
8 years.
Back to the sermon nation.
I mean, you know I was hurtover it.
Let's just be real.
Eight years.
But God's I forget thatsometimes.
But God's in charge, not me.
That is what I ask him when Ido remember to say my prayers
and I did today in the morningis for his will to be done and
(04:21):
not yours, and that night youthank him.
So I'm going to thank him now.
Thanks God.
You know all I'm reallyconcerned about right now, or
what I was concerned about, wasemployment, employment,
employment Obviously right andnot second to anything,
(04:45):
obviously, even employment,employment, the health of the
baby, which is why I can'tunderstate how healthy and how
proud I am of the mother of mychild.
She's like 30 days out, she'sglowing, she's still working.
(05:06):
Now.
I hadn't seen her parents forabout a year because I was what
the fuck am I gonna do?
Yeah, I lost my job.
I knocked up your daughter andshe's coming.
She's coming home to live withyou.
I might as well just move thefuck in too.
He has good conversation withher father.
(05:27):
That would go over real smooth.
But once I had a coupledifferent options and was
deciding which wasn't long ago,a couple weeks ago, right around
the same time as the babyshower, I manned up and I went
and spoke with her father.
Now she's not one to really talkabout anything personal with
(05:47):
her family or anybody really Imean her friends, I'm sure.
But you know I had to tell herdad the situation, why we are
co-parenting and deciding to gothat route, why I haven't been
around.
Primarily because I wasembarrassed.
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I's embarrassing.
I needed to find a job.
We want some deadbeat.
That's my biggest fear.
Shut out all the deadbeats outthere, just get your shit
together.
I mean, now a now a deadbeatisn't.
It's not somebody who'sunemployed or just unemployed.
(06:29):
It's not somebody that doesn'tcontribute money.
In my opinion In most women'sopinion I'd say they would say
that but it's not somebody who Ithink you can contribute all
the money in the world and ifyou're absent in the child's
life, you're a deadbeat dude.
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Fuck out of here.
You know this isn't a charitycase.
This isn't a charity for yourchild.
There's a lot more than justfinances.
That goes into Mr Zachary LeeThomas, the dude who literally
(07:10):
in high school cut up everybody.
His captioned phrase was that'sthat white shit.
For any white person that saysanything remotely white, that
was a great one.
And then pretty much like hewas the dude that like you.
(07:32):
Just he's so funny, you're justlaughing, but, god forbid, like
you're smoking a blunt and likethe attention gets turned on
you.
So you kind of got to laugh butnot be too obnoxious.
I loved it because I would goat him.
I was, I'm good at it too, butthat dude was good firing people
up, just lighting them up,cutting them up head to toe.
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That shit was great best friendgrowing up, him, troy monroe,
danny moe is in this chat, bestfriend growing up, I mean.
Derrick malie, best friendgrowing up.
All these, all these cats arein this chat.
Barry Little, I'm not going tosay best friend, but that was my
boy.
He still is, I mean he's.
You know I'm considered Troyfamily.
(08:14):
I should be there eating atBuffalo Wild Wings with them
right now, but a lot of otherpeople ditched it.
I thought we were all going toget together, hang out, you know
, have a little powwow, chop itup, make fun of somebody.
But uh, here I am recording apodcast.
(08:38):
Hope I'm, but uh, oh, two picks.
I'm back on the clock.
Seventh round, pick number ninenine who's on the board right
now?
We got who's on the clock.
We got blown to smithereens.
I'm mr barry little.
I told him to vote for trump inthe group chat.
Now, stereotypically, you wouldthink black people don't like
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trump.
I don't think it comes down tothat at all.
I think if you've got commonsense, you're voting for Trump,
unless you're pulled in acertain direction based off of
strictly your politicallandscape.
Now, either way, I don't care,I'll go with you.
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I'll vote for Trump, you votefor Kamala and we're still going
to be boys.
Anybody can express theiropinion on this podcast anywhere
, as long as they do itrespectfully.
So I said I told everybody inthe chat and there are a bunch
of black people, but there'swhite people on there too.
You guys better go vote fortrump, where this country's
(09:41):
gonna get, before we get blownto smithereens or some shit.
Barry just tagged his line.
That's why I love the dude.
He's the man.
I'm definitely not trying tomake it a race thing, but
traditionally that's how it goes.
Now, would I do that with abunch of strangers?
Probably not, because you know.
I mean I probably wouldactually, and then I would just
(10:02):
explain myself and my thoughtsbehind it.
I think Trump's done way morefor the African-American
community than any presidentever actually, and the
minorities in general.
It goes for Latinos, but it'snot a race thing, but sometimes
it comes down to that inpolitics.
Anyway, I love black people, Ilove white people and I love my
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people in this chat and I got 15seconds left.
That's spiel.
Let's see.
Fuck, no, uh, fuck, damn.
There he is.
He's the man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on yo,bro, dude.
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You just saved me, dude,because I'm in the middle of
your lot.
We're not live, but I'm doing apodcast right now on the on the
league and everything, and Iwas like fuck, I got five
seconds and then you called dude.
Yo, you're the man, dude, solet's see when am I at.
So we got Keenan Allen on here.
He's washed up.
Watson, watson should be allright, right, no, watson, watson
(11:20):
, Christian Watson with JordanLove, jordan Love throwing to
him.
Yeah, yo, what's up with RaheemMoose, miami, oh, they got.
True, I'm already locked up.
(11:41):
Deandre Hopkins falling all theway down.
Where's that?
Yeah, where's that bum at now?
Last year he was a bumTennessee, tennessee, tennessee,
tennessee.
I think he has a bounce backyear.
Fuck it, that's it, let's see.
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Yo, thanks for calling me dude.
Seriously, you like it?
I'd rather take Hopkins overAutopick all day.
All right, dude, you're the man.
Later, dude, troy man.
Yo, I am proud that, like youknow, let's do this math here.
We got, fuck, all of them, zach, except Allburger.
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I told you you got big assheads.
There was not enough room in myfucking little ass apartment to
bring in someone with such abig ass dome.
Especially, we needed a duckbecause fucking.
One of the seven dwarfshappened to build the apartment
I lived in growing up.
His head was way too big forall that.
So, damn, I'm back on deck too.
Oh, no, no, no, he he justunfrozen or whatever.
(12:48):
That's cool.
That's a commissioner rightthere and he'll do it for
anybody too.
It's not just me, but yeah, whatwas I saying?
Yeah, the door literally intomy place of residency Can't have
nobody with some big-assbobblehead rolling up in there,
god forbid.
They strike their head on thegutter, leaves start falling out
(13:10):
, and then my dad's whooping myass, probably because there was
a fucking leaf crumb left on thedeck.
Can't do it Anyhow.
Now, alberger and I became realclose in high school.
I believe I was in 10th grade,he was in 9th or 11th and 10th,
but we've been cool ever since.
Some cats fall off, though falloff on people.
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You know what I mean.
Daily American's a real one.
Albie's a real one.
Everybody in this group I'mback on the clock Real ones,
especially the old heads,because they're the ones who
raised us.
Uh-oh, yeah, we gotCommissioner Monroe on the line.
What's happening, commissioner?
(13:55):
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
Come on, barry, why are youmessing everything up over there
, man, let's see Hopkins,hopkins, hopkins.
All right, draft Beautiful, allright.
All right, barry, go ahead anddraft what the hell is his name?
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Freaking, eddie McCaffrey?
I'll talk to you, buddy, eddie.
I told Barry he was still livingin the 90s earlier, so had to
throw out Eddie McCaffrey.
It's actually ChristianMcCaffrey's father, who's a
beast of a running back.
He was the number one pick.
He was the number one pickacross like many leagues.
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Yeah, damn more Fuck.
We grew up in country hockeytogether, zach, fifth grade, I
was cutting grass by myself.
He lifted his window up, stuckhis big-ass dome out the window
and said Dan, what's up?
And that was it.
Dude, best friends ever sinceTroy sixth grade.
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I remember chasing him aroundMrs Jones class, getting like
kicked out and stuff.
We were bad.
I remember his mom winning liketrips on like Q102 or something
.
I was like astonished that shewas going to like I don't know,
probably Cancun or the Bahamason the radio station, you know.
(15:25):
Meanwhile I didn't even knowwhere those places were or like
what a vacation was, but Ithought it was pretty cool.
Who were your best friends sincethen too?
And I don't mean like just likefriends, all these dudes I'm
mentioning Thick as thieves Werethieves with a lot of them
(15:51):
actually, but we're not gonnaget any incriminating shit today
.
Danny moore, I mean right upthe street, he was a baseball
guy, was basketball and let'ssee when we have, I mean,
probably shit.
We went to fucking countryelementary together.
So I think we're talking like Ithink we did, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because he was in.
I was in.
I remember third grade I was inmrs bolding's class and he was
(16:13):
in the other bunker.
Dude, carrick capper or someshit.
I think, uh, who else?
Who else?
Derrick, der Derek went to ourschool and if you're, most of
you guys know these people, I'mmentioning at least the loyal
listeners that were maybe not myloyal, my loyal listening
groups probably not around here.
(16:34):
People only listen when it'slike you know, just got fired,
I'm fucking driving a forklift,got certified, I just got shit,
can't?
I was driving for Lyft, trannyhopped in the whip.
I thought it was a female.
I mean she was looking allright.
I was like I bet, where's your?
How's your night man?
I turned my head how's yournight man?
(16:56):
I look in my back seat,although I, she was either
eating walnuts out of her thighsor she had some damn balls.
So I said ring, ring.
My phone actually didn't ring.
Yeah, hello, oh my gosh, I'llbe right there.
Sir ma'am, he, she, man, beast,you gotta go.
(17:19):
I got an emergency fuck out ofmy anyway.
They called me.
They said you can't kicktransvestites out of your
vehicle.
I said I didn't even know itwas a transvestite.
I thought I saw walnuts.
Trainees shouldn't be rockingfucking miniskirts hopping in
anybody's car.
Anyhow, I just made that wholestory up.
I didn't get fired from Lyft orUber.
(17:40):
You guys know who I got firedfrom.
That was the company I workedfor for eight years.
But, like I said, we're prettymuch over that.
Let's see.
I need a defense kicker and QB.
I guess we're going with a QB,or do I shake up things a little
bit?
I got a minute.
Damn love's on there, purdy,that's it.
(18:01):
Oh, okay.
Ladd McConkey, chargers widereceiver Never heard of him.
I kind of like picking playerslike that.
Never heard of him.
Herbert's my boy.
I probably lost more money.
They got Chubb and Jerome Forit.
(18:23):
Okay, how many running backs.
I got Barkley getting into it.
They got Chubb and Jerome forit.
Okay, how many running backs.
I got Barkley Hopkins on thebench.
All right, so yeah, I guesswe'll go with the Zeke's still
out there.
Tom seems to recognize.
Uh-oh, it's fucking tickingNine eight.
(18:47):
Where's the dude at Seven?
Nick Chubb, jerome Ford, baby.
Oh, that's some bullshit On theclock.
Oh, he must have restarted it.
Okay, good, looking Again.
Look it out.
He's the man I drafted, thoughBarry's there with me.
(19:10):
I haven't seen Barry in a while.
He's got a bunch of kids,fathers that's what we were
talking about.
Fatherhood Zach Family man.
Troy Family man.
Barry Family man.
Dan Moore Family father, likegreat father.
I just don't know if he's thefamily thing.
I ain't trying to come at himbecause I ain't coming at
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somebody's family, but I justmean like he's gonna be like me.
We'll be out here.
Co-parenting, that's what Imeant.
Whom I missed all burger.
You guys don't know this one.
You thought meat co-parentingwas bad.
I'm about to get your ass.
I'm gonna air it out there.
I don't give a fuck.
He knocked up.
He pulled the Sean Watson.
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Let's just say that he pulledit.
The Sean Watson.
Yes, he's got a little Asianbaby coming and I think they're
probably one of the cutestbabies out there.
She's a dime.
She just likes to utilize herhands and apparently some other
key parts of herself, and we'llleave it at that.
(20:19):
Who else?
So who else is in this league?
You guys are wondering.
We got Barry's little brother.
I believe they called him Boo.
He went to PW.
I don't know if he grew out ofthat, but I think that's what
Barry called him when we werelike shit.
Seventh grade is when I becameclose with barry, I'm sorry, I
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mean I I know many years beforethat in like fourth or fifth
grade the dude's like got agrown man's beard.
He's first in the playground,pick up basketball games every
single time and like he'sdominating the dude's like five,
nine, probably in third grade,I know in fifth grade or sixth
(21:05):
grade he was like 5, 11, he, helined his shit up.
So that was probably ed.
Ed was lying, lying, lyinglying in Barry's full grown
beard.
Ed is Barry's step pops and hegrew up with them, basically in
his household and Ed's just aman, mr Ed Jameson the man.
(21:26):
Then you got my OG, troy Simmons.
That's Troy's pops, and likedude, that guy bailed us out so
many times growing up.
You know my pops, mom, mom,they weren't picking me up
anywhere, you just got done work.
Troy and I were working at flotactually together fingers,
wings and other things.
Check him out, dude, ryan.
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He holds that place down.
I hope he owns 99.9 of it bynow, because he deserves so.
That's not how business works.
Sometimes, though, I'll make aquick statement on that.
I'm dealing with somethingsimilar, but we're going to
leave that off the record fornow.
But yeah, ryan Oliver, cool assdude.
(22:09):
Anyhow, troy and I are grinding, and Troy didn't live that far
from FWAT.
He lived where Dan Moore, likenear the apartment complexes,
plymouth Park, right down theroad.
Now I'm down on top of Scoops.
That's a little bit more of ahike.
Anyhow, get done.
Working like 10 o'clock atnight, dad, uh, you think you
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can pick me up.
I said it the first coupletimes walk your ass home, mister
.
You got legs.
I was like, yeah, you ain'tlying Off.
I went trekking on home afterworking a lot.
I ain't bitching about it.
You better hope I don't have ason out the womb who's gonna
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come with a wee wecker forcutting grass and for eating.
Son out the womb.
He's going to come with a weewecker For cutting grace and for
eating ace.
Nah, zach, zach's going to hearthis.
He's going to be like oh no, ohno, alright, let's get to these
.
The Salvation Squad's on theclock.
10 seconds and he's off theclock.
(23:16):
I believe that's Zach Showtime.
He's a Cowboys fan.
That's Ed.
Yeah, yep, cowboys fan, whichyou know.
I mean, I don't know how,there's a lot of them around
here.
I don't know how it happens.
He probably picked up footballwhen Deion was shuffling to the
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end zone or some shit.
I don't know how it happens.
He probably picked up footballwhen Dion was shuffling to the
end zone or some shit.
I don't know.
Aikman days, or maybe not.
Maybe the Stalback days?
Shit Daily American.
Danny Butters, how the fuck doyou know about Stalback, mr
Roger?
I think he was with Dallas, orwas he?
Was it Green Bay?
What is the status of JohnnyUnitas?
(24:00):
No, I'm not just abruptlyending.
So, mr Simmons, we got Ed twoOGs.
This is why this is the mostepic fantasy football league
ever.
That's why it's called Leagueof Legends, multi-generational
legends, one o'clock and sixpicks.
(24:24):
I mentioned Boo Little Boo, boo, boo Bear.
I don't think it was Boo Bear.
That was Choice X, the one thatZach, zach Zach's about to
(24:46):
become the black Joel Olsteennow, and in 07, he was dropping
mixtapes, firing people up withthe screw up beat.
He destroys girl, and nobodyheard from her since she's been
in my face.
It's all good, though, becauseTroy's got like one of the
(25:11):
coolest and loyal and down toearth women, women, woman that
you could ever ask for.
Um, and extremely like,beautiful inside and out, so
like that.
Dude made out um, and he's onhis way.
Salvation squad.
Here he goes around 9 of 16.
(25:32):
He's on the clock again.
He's got a minute and 12seconds.
As soon as I start talkingabout it.
Troy has moved that way as well,towards, you know, the right
way of living.
I wish I could say the same.
I haven't, but you know, we allgot our own journeys, and I
think the lord knows my heart,just like he probably knows
everybody's hearts.
(25:52):
And oh, I'm sorry, that's notZach Salvation Squad.
That's one of Zach's boys.
That's Zach's co-pastor, tonyEvans.
Tony Evans and the black, joelOsteen.
We got in the fantasy footballgroup.
I'm a barrier.
(26:13):
Enzo and Evangelist.
That's zach, okay, okay, that'sa good one too, though.
You know, I'm proud of you.
Know anybody on that journey,proud yo.
First of all, the kahuna's.
It takes this dude goes, he.
I think he went to new yorkcity, I think, or maybe it was
(26:34):
york city with a microphone anda boombox vicious puts it up on
youtube, just preaching, winningsouls, and you could tell the
people he was with good people.
Yo, I watched that video twiceone because it got a little.
It got a little hairy.
At the end there was this, thisthing, kind of like the thing
(26:56):
that hopped in back to mymanifested, made-up imaginary
Lyft or Uber ride with thewalnuts, something like that
walks by Zach while he'spreaching and it says something
distasteful like real ignorant.
Zach wasn't speaking to them,zach to it.
(27:18):
It was probably a demonic, he,she, man, beast.
It was basically a demonicchick that probably had a couple
walnuts, I don't know.
But zach had his back againstor his back turned, so he wasn't
speaking out against anybody.
Now he may have said somethinglike if you're a sinner like me,
(27:39):
or something like that, or ifyou're, if you're sinning and
you're living in you know yourlustful ways or homosexuality,
or something like that, and theperson just says like hail,
satan, I get it.
Could it be, you know, somebodyjust pissed off because some
people don't accept every singleperson?
(28:02):
I mean, fuck.
A human being doesn't have toaccept another human being.
Now, zach wasn't spreading anyhate and he wasn't causing any
problems with that individual,so Zach wasn't at wrong at all.
Zach's allowed to have hisbeliefs.
I'm allowed to have my beliefs.
So Zach wasn't at wrong at all.
Zach's allowed to have hisbeliefs.
I'm allowed to have my beliefs.
As far as gays go, I'm okaywith them because I'm a sinner
(28:24):
as well.
The trainee thing, though, thatgets to me because again, I got
a kid coming.
If my kid's got some balls andhe's in third grade, he wants to
be like fucking Jody and theteacher like well, yeah, I'll
send you to the guidancecounselor and the guidance
counselor sends you to thedoctor.
That's what I'm saying.
(28:45):
I'm going to be walking a thinline.
As a parent, I'm not putting upwith any of that bullshit.
I'm not playing those games.
I'm dead serious.
I'm not playing any of thosegames.
You can do whatever you wantwith your fucking children.
You can promote whatever youwant at home.
Don't bring that shit inschools.
Why are you doing that?
Anyhow, I don't want to makethis coming up in a pic.
(29:08):
Anyhow, hail Satan, they said.
Zach kept on preaching thattakes some balls In the middle
of New York boombox and a mic,video camera.
It's a gangster.
It's difficult, trust me, buthe's got the Holy Spirit with
him so it doesn't really matter.
Just got fired.
It's on the clock 105th pickwith the draft the 2024 Fantasy
(29:33):
Football League of Legendschampion picks.
Damn, do I call my boy FriarMoose?
I call him Friar Moose,literally.
Haven't paid attention to anyfootball.
Xavier, I already picked up anXavier Worthy.
Didn't know who he was, but ifI have a boy I like that name.
(29:57):
Xavier.
Fortunately, beautiful motherof a child, she gets to pick the
girl's name and if it's a boy,I get to pick the boy's name.
Now, of course, I'll run it byher.
I don't think she likes it toomuch.
I already ran it by her.
I can't tell you guys thegirl's name, but I like it.
See how we're different, herand I.
(30:19):
I'm very agreeable if you guysdon't know this by now, but
anyhow, let me see if I canagree on a pick.
I guess I need shit.
I need a defense, a kicker anda quarterback.
Uh, how you do this.
All positions quarterback,who's it?
Brock, brock, brock, bro.
Now rogers bouncing.
I think he does something likethat, doesn't he?
Sometimes?
I don't know.
(30:41):
That's a daily American swag.
Rodgers.
You don't A-Rod, you don't dripswag like me.
Please take it easy.
Let's see what else we got inhere.
I don't want to, you know, missanybody On the clock.
Look, oh, I'm on the clock again.
I get back-to-back.
Do I pick up another?
Oh, look, deshaun Watson asAlbie.
(31:02):
I'm about to pick up Albie.
Nah, he's a bunker.
He's not getting any take.
Let me go to my receiver.
Yeah, I know we got somesleepers in here.
Devontae Wicks, damn it.
Nah, did I just?
(31:23):
I'm off the clock.
Hold up, yeah, I mean, I'm good.
Yeah, I got Rodgers.
All right, cool, we're good.
I don't know what happened Infour picks.
I'm back on the clock.
All right, back to the squad.
So team touchdown.
That's my homie.
That's Troy Sr.
That's my dude.
(31:45):
Guy's living large Puerto RicoComes home spending time with
his family.
He used to be able to ball.
He couldn't stick me shit whenhe was.
He was a younger pops, I think.
So I guess in like high schoolhe was probably like hmm See,
(32:12):
troy's parents did it right.
Like younger, I wish I'd youknow my parents had.
My parents had their last at 32.
I'm about'd my parents hadtheir last at 32.
I'm 36.
But that's my first One anddone, maybe two, because,
personally speaking, I'd ratherhave a sibling growing up, and
(32:35):
I'm sure a kid would as well.
Who knows, let's see On theclock of four picks, a sibling
growing up, and I'm sure a kidwould as well.
So who knows, who knows?
But let's see, let's see on theclock and four picks.
Hmm, all right, so we got hurt.
So good, come on, dan.
He's down to.
She's hanging out with hisdaughter.
(32:55):
He's going on a show for hisdaughter for his birthday, with
his daughter.
Dude, I love, I love seeingpeople I grew up with, even
though we had our controversiesand beefs.
Everybody's got their beefsevery once in a while.
You're competitive, you're acompetitive person.
That's what happens.
Yeah, he's that.
He's down the shore.
He's going down the shore withhis daughter.
That's probably why he's onauto.
(33:15):
I was, was going to be on autotoo, but then I was like locked
in.
I know how well I'd be feelingbecause I'm getting off.
That effects her.
That shit's bad.
It's not as bad as they say.
It's like coming off heroin.
It's not that bad.
The brain zaps fuck with you Bigtime.
(33:36):
I don't think I slept for thefirst three nights and then I
dozed off from like noon look,fortunately I didn't have a job
noon to like four yo.
I woke up in my dream.
Swear to god in my dream, thisis crazy.
In my dream I'm I'm like arounda bunch of corrupt folks
(33:58):
definitely not folks like inthis league of legends, but some
other folks that I know, andhis cronies and goonies, and
they're all after me, right.
So I'm running.
You know, you got these brainzaps.
So when you're conscious brainzaps it's like an electrical
shock.
Look them up, it's kind ofcrazy shocks.
Your brain sometimes runsthrough your body all day for
(34:21):
like the first shit four days.
And then the fifth day theysimmered a little bit but they'd
still happen.
And even today they'll happen,but very like solemnly they
become bearable.
But anyhow, first few days,whatever, it was.
Day three, day four, I had thatdream.
I'm running.
There's an electrical fencegoing over.
(34:42):
It's got the barbed wire.
You can't get under it.
There's a hole in it, though,just enough for a body to sneak
by on in it.
Dive I didn't swim much growingup, but if I was a diver, that
was my, that was my time.
Stand by, stand by.
(35:03):
I'm on the clock again.
Let's see, I got thequarterback.
I mean pretty much can just putthis dude.
Put this shit on like I gottaget a defense.
I'll hold the defense becauseyou can switch it up every week.
Where's my Probably the thirdbest player on the?
Actually, I'm not going to picka kicker, I'm going to get the
best available.
(35:23):
Fuck it.
Jacoby Myers, zach Moss, tylerLockett he's always like he's
good.
Gus Edwards who else?
I think I lost an echoer backthere.
Herbert, that's my dude.
Chubba Hubbard Isn't he?
(35:47):
Doesn't he get some tick?
We're going to go with ChubbaHubbard.
Fuck it.
Where's he at, chubba?
Oh shit, you still got chubba.
Oh shit, you still got adamfeeling out here.
Gabe davis hold up, hold up.
You know I like to stay stackedin the uh.
Jk dobbins, antonio gibson fuckit, we're gonna go with chubba.
(36:11):
I don't know who they'restarting.
Running back is anyhow chubbingalong in my dream small hole.
I dive through it, bang.
Next thing.
I know oh, what the fuck?
(36:32):
My feet are like semi up in theair.
I fucking dove off of my bedwhile I was sleeping.
Feet are like semi up in theair.
I fucking dove off of my bedwhile I was sleeping First thing
that hit my hardwood floor,which is concrete, no carpet
that was my head Definitely felta little like jolt.
(36:56):
My neck was all fucked up.
Never had a black eye in myentire life.
This table D-Rock, this dude'slike a fucking.
This was, years ago too, amaster woodworker.
He's very humble, he wouldn'tcall himself a master, but I
love it.
Check it out.
Look at this solid wood.
(37:27):
I can't tell you what kindglossed it over.
I mean, this thing is.
It's beautiful, but that's thewood I just knocked on.
Anyhow, dove, how dove right onthat.
Yeah, I was like just my.
I was like I rolled over, kindof like, you know, in that weird
upper back position and my feetstill like in the air.
It was.
(37:47):
It fucking hurt like amotherfucker, but no black eye.
You can't even tell whathappened.
Now, if you feel it compared tothe other one, you can feel it,
but no black and blue.
I remember my brother Matt, my25th birthday, stole me through.
Troy was there for this one,zach, I don't know who else, but
(38:09):
stole me through a window downOld City, basically socked me.
There was a little tiny ledgeand a glass door slash windows,
so I go through it out ofnowhere too.
Just sneaks me straight myfucking eye slash look right
here sneaks the shit out of me.
(38:31):
I pull, pull him out the window, toil my way down.
I get him once maybe, and I'mleaking.
I'm leaking everywhere.
I'm, you know, swagged out of myblue blouser that I grabbed
from the thrift store and awhite tee, which I still
traditionally wear A lot, and noblack eye.
My nose, till this day, isjacked up.
(38:53):
I probably have been in shit.
I mean, I've told you guys onsome of these episodes about my
ass whooped in the past.
Danny mo, he got me in highschool.
I was terrified to fight thatdude.
Meanwhile we were like the samesize.
Essentially.
Nowadays it'd be a Nah, I'mjust kidding, I'm a peaceful man
(39:14):
but I probably have been inlike shit.
I'd say 30 fights, which isn'tmuch, but not one black eye.
I mean, come on, it's becauseof my pups.
Those aren't family involvedaltercations, just Just
(39:44):
strangers or friends.
Never a black guy, not once, orfrom anything else.
Again, smash my eye right here.
You can feel it.
You can't see it.
It was a few days ago, but thatboy, troy Derek, and I were
(40:05):
talking about that earlier.
That's why he's thecommissioner.
Nobody say nothing back to him.
His hands are like two of mine.
There goes Troy's hands, rightthere.
Here's his left right here.
Here's Troy's left.
Yo, what's up, man?
Big ass hand.
He got my little hand like this.
Anyhow, hands are big as shitand like I think I was there
(40:29):
when he discovered he fight.
I was still scared as shit tofight at this moment, but he was
getting picked on.
I was still scared as shit tofight at this moment, but he was
getting picked on.
That's the last time thatsomebody that knew him picked on
him.
He whooped that man's ass,destroyed him.
The dude's still havingnightmares over it, I guarantee
(40:51):
it.
Nah, but Troy's been in a bunchof altercations and he wins a
lot here here.
Go ask him.
That's why he's a commissioner.
Nobody's saying nothing.
No, we got a bad temper too ifhe gets pushed.
But he's changed that up.
He's turned that page and wewere talking about this the
other day.
He's just wants to live ahumble, peaceful life and he
doesn't have a problem turningthe other cheek wise words,
(41:13):
especially when you got a familyinvolved.
You have to.
Nowadays you don't know who'spacking.
It's just playing a dangerousgame anyway.
I, I play that game sometimestoo, in the heat of the moment,
but looking back it's stupid.
What else we got in here?
Eat enzo evangelist.
(41:35):
There's a couple people I don'tknow, but for the most part
it's a PW chat Eddie Jameson,eddie Jr and Troy's, troy
Simmons all PW people.
So that makes like what you got?
Zach, derek, troy, dan, myself,albie those three, I mean look
(41:59):
at 9, 10 people.
Thankfully these people are inmy life.
We're all in different places,but all of them, dude, I love
them all.
Seriously, I mean, it's just,it's cool to be able to maintain
friendships throughout shitdecades.
(42:19):
I take pride in that becauseyou know, it's a good way to
judge a man's character.
And yeah, they say like here wego, I'm on deck again.
Gay Davis, adam Thielen, wherewe at Levin?
(42:48):
Hmm, hmm, is cj stroud on theboard?
Somebody probably grabbed him.
(43:08):
Huh, that boy?
Herbert is, though herbert putsup numbers.
Herbert, or, I'm worried aboutdefense.
You know, really no kicker, Iguess we're just going to go
with Herbert.
Herbert to Sherbert Need abackup.
(43:30):
Qb Puts up numbers.
But no, I mean I'm not going toget all crying teary-eyed.
But seriously, man, these guys,I hope when I'm gone.
I hope I'm gone before all ofthem.
Now this is going to sound kindof fucked up, except the old
(43:54):
heads, because they've livedsignificantly much longer and
you know anyhow, it doesn'treally matter.
We're probably all gettingwiped out by.
We're all getting blown tosmithereens anyway, like Barry.
The team here is awesome, though.
Man, everybody, even the guys Idon't know, because if you know
one of these people, you're adamn good person.
(44:14):
Here is also no man, everybody,even the guys I don't know,
because if you know one of thesepeople, you're a damn good
person, even if you don't have,you know, all your eggs in the
same basket as everybody else.
You don't share all the samebeliefs diverse as fuck this
group, a bunch of legends, and Icouldn't ask for better friends
.
Slash family.
I'm out of here, guys, takecare.
(44:46):
God bless If you got offended.
Sorry if you're offended,because if you know me, you know
my intent.
It's not to offend people.
In regards to politics, yes,100% voting for Trump.
Kamala's not even.
It's got nothing to do withthat.
The reason I brought up therace, though because you know
(45:07):
she's black, she's Indian,chinese, I mean, she's
everything Most diverse lady onthe.
She's fucking out of her mind.
That's what she is.
Either way, there's some badshit going down.
I should take my own advicewith this one, but gotta develop
that relationship with the manupstairs, alright, what defense?
(45:30):
Bears, lions, falcons, seahawks, bills Somebody took my
Steelers.
That's down.
No, they're in there.
They're a bunker.
What round are we at?
12?
How many rounds?
We got 16.
So, yeah, I'm all right, let'ssee.
Still on the board.
(45:51):
What do you guys think?
He's washed up Dealing?
No, who's throwing to him?
It ain't Cam Newton back there.
I'll tell you that DeshaunWatson and Brian Seriously shout
out Brian's newborn.
I can't.
Three, three, three and a halfmonths.
I think she is.
D-rock's got a beautiful womanas well.
(46:12):
I've hung out, met her times,she's.
She's pretty awesome.
No ha, no ha.
And you know, perfect ford-rock.
So baby coming in 2026, I'mgonna say because d-rock's a bit
more conservative.
He doesn't dive into politicswe're talking about conservative
but where he's spreading theseeds at Because he's smart,
(46:36):
tyler Feller is actually apastor.
And then Becca Slider she'slike the opposite of a pastor.
She used to be married andinvolved with the church.
They were awesome episodes, oneshowing you one perspective,
one showing you another.
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