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Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes introduce us to their fantasy doppelgängers, begin their epic adventures in the city of Edgegate and quickly realise just how out of their depth they are. Jackson becomes the wizard Krifpum Pumkrif, Zammit morphs into Halfling rogue Leo Shadow and Alli attempts to bring a touch of class as Princess Ansley Foggyfeather. We get to know this trio of unlikely friends as they start fig...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes infiltrate an evil wizard’s lair, take down an orc in a pillow fight and roll more critical hits than regular ones. We slay some sleeping orcs, discuss the merits of throwing swords at enemies versus stabbing them and establish that the kidnapped princess is the party treasurer. Princess Ansley arrows a goblin at point blank range, Leo checks (fairly well) for traps and Krif just ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes pump themselves up, egg each other on and push slightly further into the evil warlock’s lair. Very slightly. We execute a helpless orc captain, engage in an elven trance and do battle with the undead minions of Wundron Norton. Krif get slimed, Leo disables a trap and Princess Ansley just wants to finish building her bunkbed. So join our party as they pile up the dead bodies, sleep...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes descend into the lower level of the dungeon and confront the evil Wundron Norton himself. We raid the alchemy (medicine) cabinet, fight off a mimic and lie to an old man. Krif is attacked by his own vengeful familiar, Princess Ansley finally decides to use her bow and Leo has trouble with seemingly inanimate objects. So join our party as they try to keep their hit points in the do...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes finish up in their first dungeon and head back into town. We puzzle over a dark and mysterious room, feel up a demon and hassle the mysterious stranger that sold them a map. Krif tries to make a potion of light, Princess Ansley suggests a floating conga line and Leo is cold clocked by a shadow-dwelling monster. So join our party as they float like butterflies, sting like bees and ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes finish their dungeon-based escapades and travel on to parts unknown for a brand new adventure! We name a donkey, travel to a frigid foreign land and convince as many people as possible that they are idiots. Krif attempts to search the entire town for a tavern without leaving the cart, Princess Ansley tries to barter for a lifetime supply of cocoa and Leo doesn't have any bluff ski...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes discover that, sometimes, zombies are smarter than bands of adventurers. We offer our services to a poor farmer, travel to a zombie infested small town and pull some Mr Bean bullshit with the undead. Krif has arcane knowledge that he chooses not to use when stealing farm tools, Princess Ansley hurts the Dungeon Masters feelings and Leo gets in the way again. So join our party try ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes get pretty damn tired of fighting zombies. We ineffectually battle said undead, use all of our recent purchases for nefarious purposes and defile a sacred crypt. Krif rages at his ineffective familiar (again), Princess Ansley smacks herself in the face with a lute and Leo dreams of being a Harlem Globetrotter. So join our party as they stab a flaming zombie, get lots of grease on ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes face an even more deadly enemy than some simple zombies. We stumble upon a marriage proposal, attempt to kill the bride and end up killing the groom as well. Krif steals a priest’s diary, Princess Ansley once more injures her face - this time by slamming face first into a block of wood - and Leo defiantly gets into a magical circle. So join our party as they talk to, reason with a...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes emotionally torture the farmer Dustin. We loot the meagre possessions of farming townsfolk, have the most uncomfortable horse ride ever and return to where this whole adventure began. Krif fits more words than strictly possible or necessary into just six seconds, Princess Ansley pinches the wrong bum at the wrong time and Leo is also there. So mount your trusty steed and join our ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes set off down a cold road, barely ahead of a monster blizzard. We meet a Nordic messenger with a swimmer’s build named Markov, establish how much everyone weighs and a beloved friend ends up in a watery grave. Krif coins the term paunchy little wizard belly, Princess Ansley finds some pine nuts in a desolate wasteland and Leo doesn't hunt for an imaginary wizard hard enough. So est...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes try to overcome loss and continue to journey down their lonely road. We have trouble communicating with Markov, encounter a stranded ship on a frozen river and ruin the day for a bunch of goblins. Krif humps across the ice with Markov, Princess Ansley makes disgruntled growls and Leo stops bothering with stealth and just yells everything. So try to stay warm and join our party as ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes actively try to get themselves into trouble... again. We crush a goblin head, introduce ourselves to a knight and decide to travel halfway across the world, based on one roll of the dice. Krif tries (and fails) to magically hide from animals, Princess Ansley struggles to remember where she's from (she also fails) and Leo attempts to tell the DM what to do…and definitely fails. So ...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes engage in misadventures around the town of Old Ashton. We look for hirelings, drink with Markov in the tavern and prepare for our long voyage. Krif tries his best to use up Jiggalump’s nine lives, Princess Ansley works out her bum pinching game plan and Leo applauds enthusiastically for property damage. So heft your spear and join our party as they get drunk and try to use magic.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes set sail for the other side of the world. We wake up (which is a relief), meet a “fancy” Dwarven Ship Captain and everyone just tries to pick up. Krif scans the ship for “strange”, Princess Ansley meddles in the lives of others and Leo realises that it is a bad idea to try to soak up some sun. So get shirtless for all of five seconds and join our party as they become dazzled by Ca...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes spend way too much time plotting against a racist elf. We attempted to steal personal effects, try to destroy the evidence and fail dismally at hiding anything. Krif does something dumb but it works, Princess Ansley checks on her progress with Greyson and Leo has a hard time trying to bribe a guard. So stay completely still and join our party as they try to coax Jiggalump down fro...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes remember that they got on the ship in the first place for a reason. We attain a higher level of experience, bid a fond farewell to Captain DeSilver and finally reach the city of Gnarr. Krif tries to haggle with a barkeep, Leo regrets not stabbing the full elf and Princess Ansley finally gets what she always wanted. So pop some bubbly and join our party to celebrate as Ansley’s alt...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1

In which our heroes prepare to take down the Pirate King... despite the fact that he isn't their intended target. We go clothes shopping, search the city for the infamous Pirate King and everyone gets captured by orcs. Krif chats up another wizard at a bar, Princess Ansley hopes Greyson carries the team and Leo accidentally points out his friends to the enemy. So set your sights on the wrong target a...