Deeply Unimportant: Boring Technical Readings for Sleep
If everyday bed time stories keep you awake, switch to the deep, resonant boredom of Deeply Unimportant. Your host, a former news anchor, reads boring manuals and codes as adult bed time stories that actually help you sleep. Unlike short bed time stories with engaging plots, this is pure mental white noise, with the calm of a sleep meditation podcast. Perfect for soothing adult ADHD, these are sleep stories consisting of reassuring, nondescript data. Experience the comforting cadence of the Deeply Unimportant.
Episodes
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading the most inconsequential material imaginable. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Fall asleep to a deconstruction of the ANSI/MH1-2016, the definitive engineering directive for the North American wood shipping pallet. This episode audits the rigid architectural requirements of the stri...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading inconsequential material. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
The real world Beechcraft Starship (Model 2000) aircraft was a marvel of composite engineering and "ahead of its time" aviation technology. This episode processes the exhaustive preflight inspection checklist from the Pilot'...
Neutralize racing thoughts at bedtime with a research-based protocol for deep, non-pharmaceutical sleep. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Fall asleep to a forensic celebration of the world's most ubiquitous analog instrument. This episode deconstructs the rigid engineering requirements of the wood-cased pen...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading the most inconsequential material imaginable. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings as a non-pharmaceutical sleep aid.
Welcome to Deeply Unimportant, where a real life former newscaster reads technical data in a lulling, detached voice for adult ADHD, OCD and insomnia relief. Utilizing pri...
Neutralize racing thoughts at bedtime with a research-based protocol for deep, non-pharmaceutical sleep. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Welcome to Deeply Unimportant, where a real life former newscaster reads technical data in a lulling, detached voice for adult ADHD, OCD and insomnia relief. Utilizing principles of cognitive...
Fall asleep with a cognitive shuffle, a technical sleep story recitation of unchallenging data designed to neutralize racing thoughts, break intrusive mental loops, and facilitate rapid sleep onset.
Welcome to Deeply Unimportant: a research-based sleep podcast engineered for adult ADHD sleep, OCD, and non-pharmacological insomnia relief. Utilizing the principles of cognitive shuffling, we replace engaging sleep story narratives wit...
Fall asleep with a cognitive shuffle, a technical recitation of unchallenging data designed to neutralize racing thoughts, break intrusive mental loops, and facilitate rapid sleep onset.
Welcome to Deeply Unimportant: a research-based protocol engineered for adult ADHD, OCD, and non-pharmacological insomnia relief. Utilizing the principles of cognitive shuffling, we replace engaging narratives with structured, administrative boredo...
Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. This is the ultimate "can't sleep podcast" sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Tonight, we journey to the prairie provinces to audit the microscopic standards of the harvest. Fall asleep to the Canadian Grain Quality Protocol—t...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading the most inconsequential material imaginable. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Tonight, we do not travel by train. We inspect the metallurgy of the rails. Fall asleep to UIC Code 860, the definitive European specification for the supply of rails, and review the require...
Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Leave the chaos of real weather and enter a perfect, theoretical world. Drift off to International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) Annex 5, which dictates the global u...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading the most inconsequential material imaginable. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Leave the chaos of the ocean for the quiet discipline of the shipyard to review the required stacking, racking, and restraint tests for the twenty-foot equivalent unit, as defined by the Int...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading inconsequential material. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds: boring readings for sleep to help you neutralize executive dysfunction.
A former news anchor presents the Global Non-Compliance Ledger.
Access the restricted behavioral archives of the far north and be lulled by the definitive, alphabetical registry of non-compliance. Experience Santa's legendary "N...
Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Fall asleep to the ultimate authority for human engineering in space: NASA-STD-3000, "Man-Systems Integration Standards." This episode focuses on Section 5: Human Perform...
Fall asleep to a deep, soothing voice reading the most inconsequential material imaginable. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Drift off immersing yourself in the meticulous operational procedures for the iconic Singer Model 201 sewing machine. Find rest in the certainty of Section 2, which dictates the precise meth...
Fall asleep to one of the deepest, soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia.
Travel to the U.S. Pacific Northwest of 1922 and be lulled by the definitive rules for classifying Ponderosa Pine and Sugar Pine. Achieve deep rest i...
Deeply Unimportant is not another sleep story; it is a non-pharmacological protocol designed to neutralize racing thoughts and facilitate rapid sleep onset through technical recitation.
Are you tired of bedtime stories that keep you awake? Traditional narratives engage the brain; Deeply Unimportant anchors it. Utilizing the research-based principles of cognitive shuffling, experience a systematic stream of unchallenging data—from m...
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