This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.
From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.
The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.
But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.
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