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May 29, 2025 56 mins

it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.


with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.


this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.


Timestamps: 

0:06 - Jaz blacking out 

6:04 - Bitching hour

13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for 

34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC

37:35 - Going on trips with friends 

39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing

43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter

46:01 - What was your worst era of life?

52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?



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