we have some hot takes.

your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵‍💫

Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.

plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.

if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.

Timestamps 

0:56 - Jaz public apology 

1:10 - Halley and Love Island 

5:02 - In our golfing era 

10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty 

13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare 

23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane 

25:02 - Jaz is moving

31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music 

33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.

35:17 - Bitching hour 

40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments 

44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover

49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?

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