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September 15, 2025 30 mins

To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.

Discount Idea #57- "Do naked maniacs have nightmares about being clothed and ready for exams? "

Next week‘s story is: The Fall of Stumbly. Will our hero, Stumbly, make a splash at the Circus? Subscribe so you can find out.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)
Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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