Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

21-year-old Quasir Stephens was busted after his footprints (toe prints?) matched those on the floor of an apartment he had broken into. We'd still like to know why the kitchen floor was covered in a layer of Cajun seasoning. 

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33-year-old Scott Kitfield likes to drive his BMW "fast-and-furious" style on the California freeways. He also likes to brag about it with videos on his YouTube channel. The California Highway Patrol really appreciates that.

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28-year-old Drew Brown was clocked doing 105mph in a 60mph zone. Who knew postal vans could even go that fast?

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It didn't end well for Anthony Terry. He was arrested, again, after stealing someone's boat from a private dock and going for a joyride before causing thousands in damage.

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Smith's Café in Kinston, NC found customer Rhonda Deaver's credit card after a recent visit. In an effort to return the card to its owner, they posted front and back photos of the card on Facebook . . . unedited photos. Moments later Rhonda's account had been hit with over $2000 in unauthorized charges.

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Obviously, Enderlin Leonce wanted to get arrested. He carved his full name in the hood of a police cruiser and went home. That's where police found him and where he confessed. 

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It was good news and bad news for the homeowner; the burglar left his DNA swigging from a bottle of wine in the refrigerator BUT that meant the homeowner more than likely swapped spit with the intruder. Justice can be gross.

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26-year-old Jake Kahoe said he was just following his vehicle's GPS when he took a right, drove onto a boat launch, and right into a lake. Considering the charges against him, there may be more to the story.

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Fleeing the scene of a crime usually involves avoiding law enforcement. 24-year-old Terry Jennings of Pompano Beach, FL did it differently.

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Chad Green is a criminal defense attorney who tried to rob an armored car last week.
Let's hope he's a better litigator than robber because it did NOT go well.

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Clarence Yoder of Idaho Falls got drunk and kicked a bison inside Yellowstone National Park. The bison got it's revenge before authorities arrested Clarence.

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Joie Henney has had Wally the alligator for about 9 years but, while on vacation in Georgia, Wally disappeared. We feel for Joie but can't help but wonder if it's for the best. 

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He's only 18, but Leslie James III is making quite a name for himself. He's facing 31 counts after forgetting his GPS monitor followed his trail during 2 recent "smash-and-grabs" in St. Louis.

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After pigs got loose and blocked traffic in Orleans, VT, Ty and Michael got in a fight over them. What was the fight about? We don't know.

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The boyfriend of a woman with anger issues and access to cutlery decided not to press charges after she stabbed him with a fork. He'll be okay, she got him in glutes. You GOT to watch your back, man.

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A 21-year-old United Airlines passenger checked her luggage, filled with 56 pounds of marijuana, and thought all was well. It was...until her suitcase burst open on the baggage cart.

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Kira Ender and Dakota Jones tried, and failed, to turn two losing Florida State Lottery tickets into one Million-Dollar-Winning ticket. Their "arts & crafts" didn't fool anybody and they were both arrested.

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Sarah Harris of Bedford, Indiana was convinced the meth she just bought wasn't what her dealer said it was. She called the cops to come test it. She can rest assured, it was meth. They don't arrest you if it's not.

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The crew and passengers of the "Clearwater Fun Boat" watched as Captain John Beckwith showed up to work last Friday a little drunk and unsteady, and proved it by falling off the boat.

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