Dont Embarrass Yourself
What started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form
Episodes
Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan play Hood You Rather, discuss lap dances and kids w/ gambling issues at Chuck E Cheese, the mormon act of “Soaking” and eating 10 popeyes biscuits with no water
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a man who cant stop jumping in front of cars for insurance money, the idea of ads interrupting porn like it was basic cable, people flexing on social media with other people’s property, and what if pants actually caught on fire when people lied
Malcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend’s sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You Rather
Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh’s desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You Rather
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application
Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken puns
Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman’s wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm’s thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You Rather
Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people’s wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You Rather
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Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou thinks women shouldnt hide their boyfriends on social media & Malcolm announces the pod has TWO “cousin podcasts”…
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Malcolm, Josh, and Lou discuss the importance of checking to make sure the stall has toilet paper, wet wipes, the idea of homeless people avoiding a chicken wing trap, sleeping naked, 5 food descriptions Malcolm doesnt understand, and and if its sassy to let a woman slide your drawers off
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Malcolm, Lou, Josh, and Bryan discuss Jess Hilarious being politely robbed, what do you do if someone breaks in your house and tries to drown you, Malcolm’s Top 5 worst people on social media, how much Drake he was tripping during “Marvins Room”, and spin the block on 2 topics from previous episodes
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Malcolm, Josh, and Bryan discuss what things are ruining relationships, Malcolm gives his list of 5 Sassy Traits he is guilty of, 5 sassy traits he IS NOT, Josh gives his top 5 traits of childish women, learning to run from a fight, and what do you do if a woman brings you to her house and wont stop freestyling?
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Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan talk about Lou visiting a elephant sanctuary, your girlfriends BBL getting repossessed, how big is too big for us to fight, one of our followers had a stroke at a gun range, and Lou has an interesting story from Thailand
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Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss the idea of black people supporting the idea of being overweight, which gender cheats up and which gender cheats down, are you ok with someone sending your significant other money regularly, which of our friends is always down to fight, and Jaz gives her top 5 traits of Sassy Men
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Malcolm, Bryan, and Tyler discuss fights between paraplegics, a stroke victim getting his motorcycle taken, Bryan putting on a shock collar, and the idea that a funeral is one of the best places to get food
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Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss a group of plus sized Hooters girls, the idea of copying Keith Lee to do reviews of sexual encounters, male keigels, and the possibilities if men could remove their balls
Lou is drunk and barely contributes to the conversation this episode while Malcolm and Bryan discuss Frozone’s iconic scene from the first Incredibles movie, whether or not animal whisperers are frauds, a side dude getting his feelings hurt, and decide what animal they would have the best chance of surviving against for 15 minutes (choices are bear, tiger, hippo, and alligator)
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Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss helping people across the street, a white supremacist who stops being racist when he’s drunk, women saying that a city aint ready for them, and the fact that Lou coaches a team of high school wrestlers that found the podcast
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Its a new Season! Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss an idea for a new type of haunted house, whether not they would care if a woman had them ranked on a list of potential sexual conquests, a man jumping a guy for sleeping with his woman, and whether or not mermaids have coochies
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Malcolm, Bryan, and Josh discuss who the slowest rappers are, whats the worst thing you can do on a first date, and which restaurants need to hire employees just to twerk
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