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Speaker 1 (00:00):
all right bet, all right chat.
So, what's up everybody?
Um, how you doing?
How you doing?
Um, welcome to don't look underthe internet.
Um, I'm gonna just do this realquick.
I'm gonna do this real quick.
Oh crap, I can't do that realquick.
Yeah, boy, boy, howdy, let metell you, I'll tell you what.
(00:26):
All right, we're gonna go withthis, okay, and share my screen
here.
What's up everyone?
Welcome to don't look under theinternet.
It's your boy here doing thething, kind of solo, fucking
weird.
No cam today.
Yeah, unfortunately no camtoday because my cam is on
Twitch.
(00:47):
So if you want to see mybeautiful, voluptuous face, just
watch the stream on Twitch.
Faces on Twitch.
So here's the ding dang dilly.
Y'all the ding dang dilly.
First and foremost, this week'srecording schedule did not work
out well at all for, like anyone, um, so this is gonna be a very
(01:14):
relaxed uh evening today.
Um, so it is just me, your oldpal, your old pep pops, your,
your pep pops.
Michael, I'm doingp pops.
Michael, I'm doing it alone.
I'm raw dog and diluted, I'mdog, loony man.
Um, yeah, the this recording.
Just it did not line up with,um, it didn't line up with, uh,
(01:36):
matt's schedule, didn't line upwith Doug's schedule.
Jason's a little ill.
Um, and I I really we weren'tprepared.
Um, a lot of it came shortnotice, unfortunately.
So when it came down to it, itwas pretty much um, actually I
should be recording this.
That's a spot to startrecording.
(02:00):
Why the fuck not?
Um, yeah, well, I'm goingudy,I'm by myself just for this,
this recording all right, nowthat everyone's all caught up.
Yeah, the schedules just didn'treally line up.
Um, we had a couple plans forum, this episode of the next,
but it kind of fell through whenthree-fourths of the cast
couldn't be here.
(02:21):
Uh, so I decided, instead ofjust not recording today,
because I still wanted to putout a little something.
We think we're going to be ableto get at least Jason on with
me on Friday.
We should be doing that.
So be on the lookout for aFriday stream as well.
But in the meantime, I thoughtI'd be a little bold, I thought
(02:42):
I'd be a little crazy and Ifigured why don't I just fucking
record by myself?
Because I'm a big boy, I'm 32.
I don't need to talk to otherpeople.
But seriously, discord chat,keep me entertained.
I need it.
So I had an idea for a topic,so I haven't.
(03:07):
I had an idea for a topic.
Um, I wanted to talk about thisone for a bit, but it was.
I always felt it was too small,too short to have all four of
us talk about.
Um, it's, it's I don't know howto pronounce it the, the, the,
the ninjin, the, the ningen, Idon't know how to pronounce it,
uh, but it's one of, uh,manticores, uh, uh, other like
analog horrors, which, for thoseof you that don't know,
(03:28):
manticore is the guy that, it'sAlex Kanasis, the guy that made
fucking Monument Mythos.
So shouts out to Ken Jablomi,beer looks very nice today,
well-groomed.
It is, in fact, notwell-groomed, it actually looks
very awful and I need to groomit, but I appreciate that
Nonetheless.
Uh, that's cause you're lookingat a 10 ADP camera, not 4k, so,
(03:49):
but, um, yeah, I, I've, Iwanted to cover this one cause I
thought it was pretty, uh,pretty interesting.
Um, but again, it's, it's soshort, it's it's three videos,
three 10 minute videos, and Iwas like that is not enough for
the entire team to to cover.
So, since it's just me and theentire team's gone, fuck it.
(04:11):
Why don't I just talk about it?
And we can talk about what Ithink of it afterwards.
You know, I also have someother stuff we could talk about
too, if we really wanted to.
I have loads of things to talkabout loads too, if we really
wanted to, I have loads ofthings to talk about Loads.
So let's kind of get into it.
So what I'm going to do isbasically I'm just going to kind
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of let the videos play as Ikind of talk about them and I
hope to God, the copyright godsare smiling on me.
We're going to find out.
I hope this comes under play of, like, what's the word I'm
looking for?
What's the word I'm looking for?
Commentary?
I suppose we're going to see,but I don't know.
(04:57):
Oh fuck, kenja, blow me.
Y'all.
See that.
God.
What did I fuck up?
I'm just going to keep thestreaming going on my phone too,
so I can see what happens.
But anyway, let's get into this.
Um, the topic tonight is, uh,the ninjin, uh mantid core,
analog horror.
Let's get into it.
So I'm gonna play it.
So there's not gonna be anyaudio to it.
(05:20):
I'm gonna keep the audio off.
I'm just gonna let it kind ofride in the background as you
look and talk to me.
Um, so we start off with thishere.
This is the first video.
It's called the 1990 sightingand essentially we start off
with this like graphics, um,from this japanese company
called the japanese office forhuman studies, and the graphic
kind of looks like like a person, but like kind of cosmic ish,
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like staticky, if that makessense, um, and then we go on to
discover that in 1990 there wasan international trans antarctic
expedition that took place withum, one of the members of the
team being a man named kaizo uhfunatsu.
Um kaizo is, I would say, ourmain character in this, we, we,
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we get more of his story thananyone else's in this um, this
whole expedition, um, but we'reshown some video here and again
I'm putting up on screen show,some video of the um, antarctica
peninsula, um, and the quote,quote first human sighting, um,
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um, we get multiple like stillframes of this odd-looking
creature.
I like to say it looks like agiant, I don't know how else to
describe it.
It's like a lump with legs,like picture in your brain,
picture like a light bulb, likethat shape, and then at the end
the little twisty bit just puttwo legs, like that's kind of
the shape.
This, this thing is Um, it'sgot the kind of those, those
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proportions.
This is a thick boy but scrawnylegs.
Um, built like me.
I got a tummy, uh, but my legsare straws.
So we get this message that popsup on the screen and it says in
order, are we their warmchildren?
Pops up on the screen and itsays in order, are we their warm
children?
Hell is real and it's cold.
And then you also get what willhappen when it's warm Spooky
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stuff.
You know what will happen whenit's warm.
Al Gore has been trying to warnus about what will happen when
it gets warm for so long.
Finally, finally, kaizo Funatsuis talking about it.
You know, took long enough.
So kaiser describes what hesees as humans, um, which is
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very odd, because I would havedescribed this thing as a human.
Like I said before, I describeit as a light bulb with legs.
Um.
We are then shown this map ofwhat the 1990 expedition um was
and just how insane it was.
They traversed literally theentire antarctic, I think they
mentioned later.
It's like 4 000 miles orsomething that they traversed
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from like 1980.
It's like a year, like 1989,like 1990 or something.
Um, when we are, uh, we'rebeing shown this video and then,
right after it.
We get video of kaiser, uh,kaizo's son, hugo, and hugo is
reading from, I'm assuming,kaizo's diary or his like
(08:24):
scientific journal or something,and he's got like this, like
it's like projected, like thisbackground was like projected on
him.
It's very weird, um, but um, inhis diary, hugo shares the story
of his father and how one day,during their trip, their
expedition, they got about 16miles miles from the Russian
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camp that they were trying toget to.
He's tending to his snow dogs,feeding them, you know, make
sure they have water, all thatgood stuff.
When he goes, he turns aroundand he tries to get back to his
base, his camp.
He turns around, he seesnothing.
He's like, oh well, that's notgood.
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Goes to turn around again and,uh, his dogs are gone.
So it's at this point he's like, fuck, I think I'm in some real
deep stew now.
And so it's at this point kaizorealizes that he is in a
blizzard, um, he can't seeanything around him.
Um, he tries to make his wayback but he can't find his camp.
(09:34):
He mentions that he even, uh,uses this like pair of pliers
that he has, um to dig a smalltrench, like a small hole, where
he's just gonna basicallyhunker down.
He talks about how he uh spenthours digging this tiny hole.
He's like, well, this isn'tgoing to do Um, and he, he talks
about how he's bunched downinto this, this hole, and he
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even mentioned something alongthe lines of like, um, because
of the cold and the wind, his,his snowsuit is like gripping
his skin.
It's so cold and I'm like thatsounds miserable.
I hate the heat.
I would much prefer the coldover the heat.
I'm just going to say it.
But like, not like, not this,not this, not this at all.
(10:21):
Um.
So it seems like hours have goneby and he's hunkered down,
basically lost in this blizzard,and he hears his name.
He hears Kaizo Kaizo, kaizo,kaizo.
While he hears his name, he'salso contemplating to himself
about how like small he iscompared to nature.
(10:47):
He's really taking ineverything.
Like he's in an area where heshould be like scared about
what's going on.
They might die, but he's likeI'm a speck in all this, like
I'm nothing compared to nature.
Um, I'm nothing compared toantarctica.
Like the cold, I feel is justthat's just, that's just the
nature, and if I die, I die.
But then he's like I don't wantto die, can't die because the
(11:08):
expedition damn it.
And that's when he hears hisname.
He's like kaizo, kaizo, kaizo,um.
He responds with I'm here, I'mhere.
And uh, the voice then says Isee you, kaizo.
That's when kaizo, uh, kaizodescribes that he saw a man
basically cut through thisblizzard, but this man wasn't
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anyone from his camp.
He didn't recognize this person.
He couldn't even describe theperson.
He couldn't describe what theylooked like.
All he could say is that it washuman, but he couldn't say
anything else.
He gets frightened.
Obviously I would too, havejust some rando just walked out
of nowhere, um, and you know wassaying my name, no, thank you.
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Um.
So he runs away, to which he,you know, comes across his team
who was searching for himthrough the blizzard.
Um, the blizzard fades out andwe kind of hear um, let me see
if I can get this going.
The blizzard fades out and, uh,you know his team is like oh,
we found you, thank goodness wefound you.
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Um, it is at this time that arecorder pops up on screen and
this is the recorder that kaizohad on him.
There is a recording on here ofkaizo hearing the voice calling
out to him, and it sounds muchcreepier than what I made it
sound like.
It's like kaizo, kaizo.
I hear you, kaizo, very just,odd voice.
(12:39):
Um, that that's it for kael'sstory so far.
We end this video on a messagein this woman's voice stating
that the expedition teamcompleted the first ever trans
antarctic expedition, travelingmore than 4 000 miles in seven
months.
I said it, boom.
Um.
(13:00):
All this was led by a man namedwill steger.
Um, they did this at what Iwould say is like the perfect
time.
Uh, because apparently,according to this lady, it is
impossible to do this run today.
Apparently, dogs have beenbanned from Antarctica, which,
okay, I don't know how you canjust ban the concept of.
(13:20):
I don't know how you just bandogs from a fucking whole
continent.
But here we are, um, andapparently two of the ice
shelves have straight updisappeared.
Um.
We then have a fading of theword Ningen or Ningen again, I
don't know how to say it.
Um, which is the Japanese wordfor human.
Um, and that's the first video.
Um ends on a pretty creepy note.
(13:43):
I would say so myself.
Um, the second video again,putting it on screeny peeny here
.
Um, the second video again.
Is we open on a new logo fromthe japanese office of human
studies.
This one looks like a whaletail coming out of the water and
it's got the space behind itand everything.
I think space is a theme here.
I'm just saying uh, becauselast one's kind of like a
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cosmicky looking dude.
This one's got space in thebackground, um, but whatever, uh
, we are shown this like imageryof a skull and it's going
through like what the labels ofeverything are, and it says that
the eyes are called the orbit,the nose is the nasal cavity.
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That makes sense.
There's the maxilla and themandible I'm pointing to them,
if you're watching me Along witha spine and something they call
the spinous reversal.
It's very weird, you know.
I'm going to Actually, becauseI'm going fast AF, let's speed
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this bad boy up a smidge.
Dig do bop, bop, bop.
So, uh, we're then told thatthis skeleton is very primitive
and easy to evade.
Um, we keep panning downthrough the skeleton and we're
seeing more and more of it as wego.
(15:05):
Um, the feet are basically likethey're large, they look like
snowshoes.
It even says they look likesnowshoes.
Um, this thing is now called afriendly human as well.
This shape is odd as hell.
Um, you get like this pannedout, look of it, and it's
basically just this very longspine like neck that attached
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the skull and has, like thisvery small torso.
Um, the arm and the leg bonesseem to be kind of like fused,
fused together, which is quiteodd.
Um, oh, it skipped it becauseit was going too fast.
This episode's going great, Ibet, isn't it guys?
Um, but it's, it's very creepy.
(15:47):
I don't like it.
Um, I don't like it one bit.
Like you can see, look at thatthing, look at that thing,
motherfuckers, ugly as hell.
It's basically, like I said,this thing is.
The anatomy of it is like avery long spine Like, and the
spine is like its neck.
It's very like.
It's a very long spine-likeneck that attached to the skull
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and then to a very small torso,and it looks like the arm and
the leg bones have been kind offused together to form like two
giant pairs of feet, or at leastthat's what I'm getting out of
it.
Um, but I don't know, I couldbe wrong on that one, uh, but
that's what it looks like to me,because you're not, you don't
see hands and feet, you just seethe one, but you get to get
kind of like the legs and thearms that kind of morph into
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this, these giant toes.
Um, we are then told that theseillustrations that we got are
from, uh, cave paintings thatpredate icarus by 11 000 years.
Icarus, I'm assuming, is thatthey're talking about the story
of icarus, which has a themehere.
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But we're told this old storythrough these cave paintings
that we found.
Essentially, the story goeslike this One day, these humans
on a mountain find this strangecorpse.
One of the humans go to theedge of the mountain.
They're basically longing forthe sea.
A whale shows up and the whaleasks you know, are you planning
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on jumping?
Are you going to jump?
Planning on jumping, are yougonna jump?
To which the human basicallysays no, but I am envious of
your tail, my legs trap me onthis mountain.
It's kind of at this point thatyou notice that the whale
painting looks kind of like thehuman painting, but just kind of
curved a little bit.
So for those of you at that arejust listening to the audio,
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it'd be a little hard todescribe.
You guys seeing, seeing it, youcan see the vision, you know.
So it's basically the human isbasically like a stick figure,
but without the arms, and thewhale is similar to that, except
the the like neck, and the bodyportion is kind of like a candy
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cane shape and the legs arejust sticking at the bottom of
it.
So the human character noticesthis and just kind of reshapes
himself to become a whale.
It shows him folding his armsup and then's just like a
magically a whale.
He goes into the sea with thewhale.
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The whale at this point isstunned and after a moment the
whale says follow me.
And it takes the human to anedge of a cliff where the whale
says I too wish to go beyond.
And they see a creature at thebottom of this cliff, much like
the human saw the whale and itkind of looks like a rocket ship
.
It looks like straight up itlooks like a rocket ship.
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I can't even describe it otherthan that.
But the whale and the humanhave an idea.
They notice that they canprobably form together to make
this same shape, much like thehuman did to see the whale.
And so they do that.
So the rocket looks at them andis just like oh shit, damn, I
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didn't know y'all could do that.
So the rock says follow me, Itoo wish to go beyond.
And so at this point.
Our thing decides to like Icall it our thing our like shape
, our rocket shape, jumps fromthe cliff.
We were then greeted with a verysimilar or very uh uh, familiar
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sight.
We're greeted with seeing thewhale human thing dead on the
top of a mountain.
It is in the same position asthe strange corpse we saw in the
beginning of all this too.
This corpse is named icarus oneinteresting, huh?
Ah, I love me some cherry coke.
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So we then we then get thislike footage of.
It's a video of something thatwe call Icarus II, which is,
quote-unquote, a living human.
Now, the anatomy of thiscreature is broken down to what
I would say is basically amermaid.
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It's difficult to see at first.
That's kind of like um, I woulddescribe it as you know, those
like deep sea videos whenthey're like oh, we got a video
of a giant squid on tape andit's like that.
It's like the camera, that'slike leagues, leagues below sea.
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You know, it kind of looks likethat.
It shows us like thing.
It's kind of like floatingthrough.
It's got real long arms, it'sgot the fish tail, um, it's.
It's essentially like a fuckedup looking mermaid.
Um, this is theorized to kind ofbe the second stage of this
thing's evolution, this icarus,I guess you can call it now,
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since we named the first one one, and this is icarus too.
Um, so it to me it seems likethe first one is a land-based
version.
Um, because it's got them bigass feet.
Uh, this one seems like a, uh,ocean version.
So that leads me to questionsomething what's going on in the
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air, dog and and right, as thevideo itself is even like, hmm,
stage one, stage two, and thenbam, it's like stage three.
Shit's getting fucked up, dude,everything kind of gets a
little fucked up and everythingkind of gets flipped on its head
now.
So we flash cut to Kaizo's son.
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He's reading from anotherjournal.
He's very sporadic and hesounds basically fearful and he
mentions how this thing thatthey saw is a stain on their
minds.
Its gaze could be felt on allof them.
It was impossible and beautifulat the same time.
We get these flash cuts of thisthing floating in the air and
it's it kind of looks like aworm, kind of like an eel, I
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would say like floating around.
All the photos are like blurryand it's hard to see the Soviet
ship, that there's a Soviet shipbeing referenced here, named
Professor Zubov, and he'sreading out the journal.
He says the Soviet ship pulledthem from its view, but the
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damage was done.
Um, we then get imagery of theship with the soviet word,
russian word, seralic, I don'tfucking know um written on it
and it's the word for help.
Uh, we get another illustrationof what was found, or an
illustration of what happened onthat boat.
Um, and this illustration showsthis like large, worm-like
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creature with tendrils cominglike out of its head.
It's grabbing at members of thecrew and one member is in the
background grabbing an axe readyto like chop it up, I assume.
Um.
We then end everything on a umaudio from a man giving this
like speech and he states thatscientists have run tests on
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locomotion, or how much energyit takes for something to go
from point A to point B.
Um, he's like oh, we just wantto figure this shit out.
How long would it take, um, youknow when?
When, given the same test amonga bunch of animals?
Shit out, how long would ittake, um, you know when, given
the same test among a bunch ofanimals?
Um, how long would it take afish to go from point a to point
b, compared to a squirrel, youknow they would be on the same
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course.
So after a bunch of tests, theyfound out that the condor.
The condor was the mostefficient, uh, animal at this
locomotion test.
Man was way down that list inlike a fucked up way.
They're just like man.
This is, this sucks, like wesuck.
And um, it's at this pointwhere the speaker says um, you
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know, man didn't test so good,we're not very efficient, but if
you give man a bike, he doublesthe efficiency of the condor.
He's like.
This shows the testament of man.
This shows the power of man tobuild tools for any situation as
it is in to, to be able toadapt to any scenario.
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That's the power of man.
And then the word human pops upon on uh, on the, the, the
screen, and human is the Englishword for you, apparently.
So that's the end of video two.
We got one more video to go,and you know what?
It's one of my favorite ones.
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I like this last video.
So, um, I'm cleaning my glasses,so I'm stalling a little bit,
but like, uh, alex, uh,manticore, alex canasses, what
do you want to call him?
Uh, he has so many analoghorrors and you know he does one
thing that I really enjoy he'sgot an art style and it's
prevalent in.
It's prevalent in everything hedoes, and I really I appreciate
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that because to me, when, whenyou keep the same art style
throughout multiple mediums ormultiple stories, I feel like
I'm watching a comic book, ifthat makes sense.
Books like um, uh, toddmcfarland, for example, um,
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he'll do, he did spawn, he did aspider-man run.
Um, he, he's done a bunch of,uh, a bunch of shit.
Um, I, I want to say he's, he'sdone a I I want to say he's
done a captain america run.
I might be wrong on that, Idon't know.
Um, rob life, you'll love himor hate him, but he's got such a
unique art style and you see itfucking everywhere.
Um, and I, I like that becauseI like seeing this here, because
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it makes me feel like I'mwatching a comic book with the
art style that probably don'tmake much sense, but I also
don't give a fuck.
Um.
On to video three.
This one is called the 1992Ship Analysis.
They're my favorite one.
So here we go again.
We're back at it with the HumanStudies, the Human Studies
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Office, javadis' Office of HumanStudies, which I'm starting to
think.
I'm starting to think they'renot talking about us.
I think they're talking aboutother things.
So there's a new logo.
It seems like there's a newlogo every every time these
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motherfuckers are going throughso many rebrands.
Um, it looks like it's like aship's broadside or something I
couldn't tell, um, so, uh, hugokaizo's son is narrating again,
um, and he's uh narrates thatthe ship came back with the
words help written on it, um.
The diary then goes into moredetail, basically saying how the
person I was writing this,kaizo um, removed his eyes so he
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could not see the truth.
He also mentions that no personcould have written the words on
the ship.
He's like, they're too high up,you know, and I'm not, I'm not
about to brisk pass this seemsto me that kaiser ripped his
fucking eyes out, um, so hewouldn't see this thing.
Uh, it's fucked up, uh, butanyway.
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So he's like no crew membercould have written this on there
.
You know, it's in, it's too big, the places couldn't be reached
by them, and I and this it'snot made of spray paint.
That he specifically says like,um, paint does not turn a dull
Brown when dried.
So, uh, and that tells you.
This is basically written inblood, which is pretty creepy.
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He even says that it doesn'teven say help in the way that we
think it does.
It doesn't say help as in averb like help us, help us, but
more like a noun, like forassistance or aid, kind of like
I'm the help in an essence.
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Um, so they it seems like kaizowrote this, thinking that
whoever wrote help on the shipis trying to help us, like they
think that they are like tryingto help us with something,
they're trying to be our saviorsor something like that.
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Um, we then get thisdemonstration of Icarus two and
the ship shows the ship, uhsailing by an Icarus two, uh,
floating into frame towards theship and it's rotating kind of
like a pinwheel.
Um, it kind of looks like asharing gun, a little bit like
um, but it floats in and then itjust kind of like sits there
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for a second and then it startsto twist and pinwheel again and
it it basically fuses into theship.
The ship they now label asIcarus three and they call it
this and they also say it's ahuman factory, which I do not
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like that term.
I do not like the term humanfactory.
We get a video of what lookslike the hull of, like it looks
like a room from the the ship,but the hallway has this like
pink, like it looks like meat.
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That is like flooding the hallsof the ship.
It looks like meat to me.
I might be wrong, but that'sthe vibe I'm getting here.
Um, now kaizo in his diary,after some of this, we we flash
back to hugo and he's readingmore parts of his father's diary
and hugo's just kind ofstanding there.
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Normally hugo's kind of likemoving around.
You see his face, um, he's,he's, you know he's, he's there.
You see he's wearing glasses.
You see his, his whole face.
You see everything.
He's kind of's, you know he's,he's there.
You see he's wearing glasses.
You see his, his whole face.
You see everything.
He's kind of moving around.
This one is just his silhouetteand he's not moving and he will
.
Usually, you know, speaks withsome, speaks with some canter,
you know some, some.
He puts some, some oomph intoit when he's speaking, but not
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this time.
He's very like it sounds likehe's like dead inside, kind of
very monotone, and he'sbasically saying how kaizo's
diary claims that everythingwent perfectly normal during
their expedition is like, yeah,everything was cool, like, um,
everything was really great.
Uh, the mountains werebeautiful, the water was like
super clear, the ice wasbeautiful, um, the expedition
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went with no issues or nohiccups at all.
And like he, like, he's Likehe's talking, like he's got a
gun to his head and he's forcedto be saying these things.
He goes on to say like the shipwas clean when we got to it,
the skies were clear.
They're always clear, they'rewonderful.
He's like I'm ready to joincivilization again, I'm ready to
have a boy, I want to have ason.
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We then get these really freakyillustrations that were found on
the ship, of what happened onthe ship and also not going to
step past that, because thiswhole time we're listening to
Hugo Kaizo's son talk about this.
Hugo like rips something off ofhis head.
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It looks like a headband orsomething.
It's hard to say, but he kindof like looks up as if he feels
free all of a sudden.
It's very strange, but we getthese, um, these, these
illustrations.
One looks like this it's likethis wad of meat.
You see this like red doorway,and then it's just like boop
water meat on the ground and itit's like the, the doorway birth
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to this water meat.
And then it slowly takes onthis form that looks more and
more human, like it.
Just it sprouts like an arm,and then it sprouts a leg, and
then it sprouts another leg andthen another arm, and it slowly
just becomes a person.
And it's very freaky, it's.
I think that's fair to say.
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I don't like it.
All of the art looks prettyfucking fun.
I don't like the thought that ameat hallway just spews out a
chunk of meat and just like gogo, my children, Become man.
So it grows and it becomes this, it becomes man and then, like
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a damn xenomorph, a fuckinglittle man comes and turns into
a bigger man, and both the menjust kind of stand up and they
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hold hands with each other.
And then we just kind of cut toblack and we get this very
eerie children's song.
It sounds like it's straightout of like Barney or something
like that, and it's all abouthow you should help your
teachers Gotta help each other.
And then we get the Russianword for aid or help that comes
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up on screen and that's the endOf the Ningen, or Ninjin, or
however you say it.
I do not know.
That's the end of this fucker.
Um, honestly, bros, if I couldbe quite candid with you, bros.
It's pretty cool.
Um, it's really all I gotta say.
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Uh, it's pretty dope, I reallyenjoy it.
Um, that's really all I gottasay.
Uh, it's pretty dope, I reallyenjoy it.
Um, it was a very fun little, uhlittle analog horror.
There wasn't a huge, hugeamount going on in it.
I see the vision.
I mean, if I'm being honest, Idon't fully know what the plot
is.
I don't even know if this isfinished.
Um, I mean, it's been two yearssince the last upload, so I
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feel like maybe it is finished,but I don't know.
Um, but like, the plot, fromwhat I can tell, is like man
goes on trip, finds a creature,creature infects him or becomes
like one with him, and he goesback on the boat, kind of
infects the boat and he births ason.
I guess, yay, I don't know.
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There's a story here and it'sone of those things where I
can't put it into words.
But if you just watch this fromstart to finish, you're like,
oh, I get it.
But if you try to describe itto someone, it's like, maybe I
don't get it.
But if you try to describe itto someone, it's like, maybe I,
maybe I don't get it, um, but Ido gotta say, like, again, I
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love, I like his art style.
Monument Mythos is one of myfavorites that we covered on the
show and I'm really just happythat I was able to bring this
into it and just kind of talkabout a little bit.
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I'm really happy about that.
Also someone mentioned was thatYoshi's ass.
I saw, yes, jiggle, it wasYoshi's ass.
You saw, um, you know what,let's just, let's just let's
just leave it on Yoshi's ass fora minute, um, but yeah, I, I
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really enjoyed it.
I think Alex put a lot ofthought into it.
He usually does A lot of hisshit's very creative and he
usually puts a lot of thoughtinto his um, his, his, his I
don't know his analog horrors, Iguess his stories before he
posts them or before he goes atthem.
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And I respect that.
It's a man that you know you'regonna get something of quality
out of every time.
But that's, I guess that's thatwith Ningen.
Again, I'm sorry I can'tpronounce it.
If someone else doesn'tpronounce it, please spell it
out for me, because I'm an idiot.
But I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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I hope you guys enjoyed thistoo.
This is going to be a bit of asmaller episode.
Obviously, it's just me.
I can only talk so long bymyself without anyone else
chiming in for an assist.
Um, I'm going to try doing onemore thing after this.
I don't think it's going to bea main episode, but we might
toss it up anyway.
Um, but I had a couple ideasfor something else we can do.
Um, but in the uh, in themeantime, uh, something else I
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want to do.
You know what I'm gonna do thisto pad for a little bit of time
.
Um, let's do this.
Let me just open up the oldgoogle chrome a um, but, yeah,
if you guys have any analoghorrors, I mean we're, we're not
I'm not saying we're scratchingthe fucking the the bottom of
the barrel, because, goddamn,there's so many analog horrors
out there, but I feel like, uh,I feel like we're, we've, we've
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run its course on some of thelike golden ones, you know, uh,
specifically ones like vitacarnes.
I love when they get likeunreal engine or like video game
engine stuff into it um,because I think we're at that
point where that shit looks realenough to help, um, help show a
scene or help uh, uh, put, justhelp, help.
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You see what's going on, like I, I just think I've.
I just love that shit.
It helps you do more than justa fucking like slideshow.
You know your typical analoghorror shit.
Give me more Vita Karna stuff.
Hmm, more Midwest stuff.
More midwest angelica.
Oh, good shit there, good shit.
Um, after this, I am going to doan episode on just random ass
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shit I found on the internet, soI think that's going to be very
fun.
Uh, before I do that, uh, I amgoing to do my shout outs
because I forgot to do that.
So let me open everything upand hit us with a late game.
Deludy housekeeping.
Um, let's see if there's anyonefor me to even fucking
housekeep, true?
Um, let's take a peek, allright, so we have isabella perez
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.
We already shouted you out.
Actually, you're the one whereit's just like that's just your
name, but it's a pretty name, sogood job.
Uh, we have light stuff, whichI've been talking to.
Light stuff, um, been talkingto light stuff in the general
chat in our discord.
Go see our discord.
Um, you can, you can chat withus through there, um, and say hi
sometimes, but what's up?
Light stuff, uh, name's prettygood, pretty good name.
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It looks like it's just lightstuff.
You, poor z's couldn't afford togive us any more money.
Come on, come on, guys, I'mjust kidding.
Don't give us money if youcan't afford it, especially
because we're dumb and we don'tneed your money.
And as much as I would likemore money, there's probably
better things to do with yourmoney than give it to us.
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Um, I hope this was fine.
I hope this was fine.
I hope this was palatable.
Um, apologies if it's a littleboring.
I know it's just me.
I know you people chime inbecause you like the comedy that
uh comes with uh, the boys, umand I.
I apologize that you'reprobably not getting that right
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now.
Um, but you know, we're allkind of going through a little
bit this week and I'm hopingcome Friday I can at least get
another guy on with me to yeah,to hang out with.
So but yeah, appreciateeveryone hanging out.
Hopefully the next one's better.
I'm going to record anotherthing here, so we'll see how
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this goes, but thanks for tuningin everybody Deuces.
all right bet, all right chat.
So, what's up everybody?
Um, how you doing?
How you doing?
Um, welcome to don't look underthe internet.
Um, I'm gonna just do this realquick.
I'm gonna do this real quick.
Oh crap, I can't do that realquick.
Yeah, boy, boy, howdy, let metell you, I'll tell you what.
(00:26):
All right, we're gonna go withthis, okay, and share my screen
here.
What's up everyone?
Welcome to don't look under theinternet.
It's your boy here doing thething, kind of solo, fucking
weird.
No cam today.
Yeah, unfortunately no camtoday because my cam is on
Twitch.
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So if you want to see mybeautiful, voluptuous face, just
watch the stream on Twitch.
Faces on Twitch.
So here's the ding dang dilly.
Y'all the ding dang dilly.
First and foremost, this week'srecording schedule did not work
out well at all for, like anyone, um, so this is gonna be a very
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relaxed uh evening today.
Um, so it is just me, your oldpal, your old pep pops, your,
your pep pops.
Michael, I'm doingp pops.
Michael, I'm doing it alone.
I'm raw dog and diluted, I'mdog, loony man.
Um, yeah, the this recording.
Just it did not line up with,um, it didn't line up with, uh,
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matt's schedule, didn't line upwith Doug's schedule.
Jason's a little ill.
Um, and I I really we weren'tprepared.
Um, a lot of it came shortnotice, unfortunately.
So when it came down to it, itwas pretty much um, actually I
should be recording this.
That's a spot to startrecording.
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Why the fuck not?
Um, yeah, well, I'm goingudy,I'm by myself just for this,
this recording all right, nowthat everyone's all caught up.
Yeah, the schedules just didn'treally line up.
Um, we had a couple plans forum, this episode of the next,
but it kind of fell through whenthree-fourths of the cast
couldn't be here.
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Uh, so I decided, instead ofjust not recording today,
because I still wanted to putout a little something.
We think we're going to be ableto get at least Jason on with
me on Friday.
We should be doing that.
So be on the lookout for aFriday stream as well.
But in the meantime, I thoughtI'd be a little bold, I thought
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I'd be a little crazy and Ifigured why don't I just fucking
record by myself?
Because I'm a big boy, I'm 32.
I don't need to talk to otherpeople.
But seriously, discord chat,keep me entertained.
I need it.
So I had an idea for a topic,so I haven't.
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I had an idea for a topic.
Um, I wanted to talk about thisone for a bit, but it was.
I always felt it was too small,too short to have all four of
us talk about.
Um, it's, it's I don't know howto pronounce it the, the, the,
the ninjin, the, the ningen, Idon't know how to pronounce it,
uh, but it's one of, uh,manticores, uh, uh, other like
analog horrors, which, for thoseof you that don't know,
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manticore is the guy that, it'sAlex Kanasis, the guy that made
fucking Monument Mythos.
So shouts out to Ken Jablomi,beer looks very nice today,
well-groomed.
It is, in fact, notwell-groomed, it actually looks
very awful and I need to groomit, but I appreciate that
Nonetheless.
Uh, that's cause you're lookingat a 10 ADP camera, not 4k, so,
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but, um, yeah, I, I've, Iwanted to cover this one cause I
thought it was pretty, uh,pretty interesting.
Um, but again, it's, it's soshort, it's it's three videos,
three 10 minute videos, and Iwas like that is not enough for
the entire team to to cover.
So, since it's just me and theentire team's gone, fuck it.
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Why don't I just talk about it?
And we can talk about what Ithink of it afterwards.
You know, I also have someother stuff we could talk about
too, if we really wanted to.
I have loads of things to talkabout loads too, if we really
wanted to, I have loads ofthings to talk about Loads.
So let's kind of get into it.
So what I'm going to do isbasically I'm just going to kind
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of let the videos play as Ikind of talk about them and I
hope to God, the copyright godsare smiling on me.
We're going to find out.
I hope this comes under play of, like, what's the word I'm
looking for?
What's the word I'm looking for?
Commentary?
I suppose we're going to see,but I don't know.
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Oh fuck, kenja, blow me.
Y'all.
See that.
God.
What did I fuck up?
I'm just going to keep thestreaming going on my phone too,
so I can see what happens.
But anyway, let's get into this.
Um, the topic tonight is, uh,the ninjin, uh mantid core,
analog horror.
Let's get into it.
So I'm gonna play it.
So there's not gonna be anyaudio to it.
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I'm gonna keep the audio off.
I'm just gonna let it kind ofride in the background as you
look and talk to me.
Um, so we start off with thishere.
This is the first video.
It's called the 1990 sightingand essentially we start off
with this like graphics, um,from this japanese company
called the japanese office forhuman studies, and the graphic
kind of looks like like a person, but like kind of cosmic ish,
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like staticky, if that makessense, um, and then we go on to
discover that in 1990 there wasan international trans antarctic
expedition that took place withum, one of the members of the
team being a man named kaizo uhfunatsu.
Um kaizo is, I would say, ourmain character in this, we, we,
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we get more of his story thananyone else's in this um, this
whole expedition, um, but we'reshown some video here and again
I'm putting up on screen show,some video of the um, antarctica
peninsula, um, and the quote,quote first human sighting, um,
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um, we get multiple like stillframes of this odd-looking
creature.
I like to say it looks like agiant, I don't know how else to
describe it.
It's like a lump with legs,like picture in your brain,
picture like a light bulb, likethat shape, and then at the end
the little twisty bit just puttwo legs, like that's kind of
the shape.
This, this thing is Um, it'sgot the kind of those, those
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proportions.
This is a thick boy but scrawnylegs.
Um, built like me.
I got a tummy, uh, but my legsare straws.
So we get this message that popsup on the screen and it says in
order, are we their warmchildren?
Pops up on the screen and itsays in order, are we their warm
children?
Hell is real and it's cold.
And then you also get what willhappen when it's warm Spooky
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stuff.
You know what will happen whenit's warm.
Al Gore has been trying to warnus about what will happen when
it gets warm for so long.
Finally, finally, kaizo Funatsuis talking about it.
You know, took long enough.
So kaiser describes what hesees as humans, um, which is
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very odd, because I would havedescribed this thing as a human.
Like I said before, I describeit as a light bulb with legs.
Um.
We are then shown this map ofwhat the 1990 expedition um was
and just how insane it was.
They traversed literally theentire antarctic, I think they
mentioned later.
It's like 4 000 miles orsomething that they traversed
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from like 1980.
It's like a year, like 1989,like 1990 or something.
Um, when we are, uh, we'rebeing shown this video and then,
right after it.
We get video of kaiser, uh,kaizo's son, hugo, and hugo is
reading from, I'm assuming,kaizo's diary or his like
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scientific journal or something,and he's got like this, like
it's like projected, like thisbackground was like projected on
him.
It's very weird, um, but um, inhis diary, hugo shares the story
of his father and how one day,during their trip, their
expedition, they got about 16miles miles from the Russian
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camp that they were trying toget to.
He's tending to his snow dogs,feeding them, you know, make
sure they have water, all thatgood stuff.
When he goes, he turns aroundand he tries to get back to his
base, his camp.
He turns around, he seesnothing.
He's like, oh well, that's notgood.
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Goes to turn around again and,uh, his dogs are gone.
So it's at this point he's like, fuck, I think I'm in some real
deep stew now.
And so it's at this point kaizorealizes that he is in a
blizzard, um, he can't seeanything around him.
Um, he tries to make his wayback but he can't find his camp.
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He mentions that he even, uh,uses this like pair of pliers
that he has, um to dig a smalltrench, like a small hole, where
he's just gonna basicallyhunker down.
He talks about how he uh spenthours digging this tiny hole.
He's like, well, this isn'tgoing to do Um, and he, he talks
about how he's bunched downinto this, this hole, and he
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even mentioned something alongthe lines of like, um, because
of the cold and the wind, his,his snowsuit is like gripping
his skin.
It's so cold and I'm like thatsounds miserable.
I hate the heat.
I would much prefer the coldover the heat.
I'm just going to say it.
But like, not like, not this,not this, not this at all.
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Um.
So it seems like hours have goneby and he's hunkered down,
basically lost in this blizzard,and he hears his name.
He hears Kaizo Kaizo, kaizo,kaizo.
While he hears his name, he'salso contemplating to himself
about how like small he iscompared to nature.
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He's really taking ineverything.
Like he's in an area where heshould be like scared about
what's going on.
They might die, but he's likeI'm a speck in all this, like
I'm nothing compared to nature.
Um, I'm nothing compared toantarctica.
Like the cold, I feel is justthat's just, that's just the
nature, and if I die, I die.
But then he's like I don't wantto die, can't die because the
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expedition damn it.
And that's when he hears hisname.
He's like kaizo, kaizo, kaizo,um.
He responds with I'm here, I'mhere.
And uh, the voice then says Isee you, kaizo.
That's when kaizo, uh, kaizodescribes that he saw a man
basically cut through thisblizzard, but this man wasn't
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anyone from his camp.
He didn't recognize this person.
He couldn't even describe theperson.
He couldn't describe what theylooked like.
All he could say is that it washuman, but he couldn't say
anything else.
He gets frightened.
Obviously I would too, havejust some rando just walked out
of nowhere, um, and you know wassaying my name, no, thank you.
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Um.
So he runs away, to which he,you know, comes across his team
who was searching for himthrough the blizzard.
Um, the blizzard fades out andwe kind of hear um, let me see
if I can get this going.
The blizzard fades out and, uh,you know his team is like oh,
we found you, thank goodness wefound you.
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Um, it is at this time that arecorder pops up on screen and
this is the recorder that kaizohad on him.
There is a recording on here ofkaizo hearing the voice calling
out to him, and it sounds muchcreepier than what I made it
sound like.
It's like kaizo, kaizo.
I hear you, kaizo, very just,odd voice.
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Um, that that's it for kael'sstory so far.
We end this video on a messagein this woman's voice stating
that the expedition teamcompleted the first ever trans
antarctic expedition, travelingmore than 4 000 miles in seven
months.
I said it, boom.
Um.
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All this was led by a man namedwill steger.
Um, they did this at what Iwould say is like the perfect
time.
Uh, because apparently,according to this lady, it is
impossible to do this run today.
Apparently, dogs have beenbanned from Antarctica, which,
okay, I don't know how you canjust ban the concept of.
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I don't know how you just bandogs from a fucking whole
continent.
But here we are, um, andapparently two of the ice
shelves have straight updisappeared.
Um.
We then have a fading of theword Ningen or Ningen again, I
don't know how to say it.
Um, which is the Japanese wordfor human.
Um, and that's the first video.
Um ends on a pretty creepy note.
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I would say so myself.
Um, the second video again,putting it on screeny peeny here
.
Um, the second video again.
Is we open on a new logo fromthe japanese office of human
studies.
This one looks like a whaletail coming out of the water and
it's got the space behind itand everything.
I think space is a theme here.
I'm just saying uh, becauselast one's kind of like a
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cosmicky looking dude.
This one's got space in thebackground, um, but whatever, uh
, we are shown this like imageryof a skull and it's going
through like what the labels ofeverything are, and it says that
the eyes are called the orbit,the nose is the nasal cavity.
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That makes sense.
There's the maxilla and themandible I'm pointing to them,
if you're watching me Along witha spine and something they call
the spinous reversal.
It's very weird, you know.
I'm going to Actually, becauseI'm going fast AF, let's speed
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this bad boy up a smidge.
Dig do bop, bop, bop.
So, uh, we're then told thatthis skeleton is very primitive
and easy to evade.
Um, we keep panning downthrough the skeleton and we're
seeing more and more of it as wego.
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Um, the feet are basically likethey're large, they look like
snowshoes.
It even says they look likesnowshoes.
Um, this thing is now called afriendly human as well.
This shape is odd as hell.
Um, you get like this pannedout, look of it, and it's
basically just this very longspine like neck that attached
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the skull and has, like thisvery small torso.
Um, the arm and the leg bonesseem to be kind of like fused,
fused together, which is quiteodd.
Um, oh, it skipped it becauseit was going too fast.
This episode's going great, Ibet, isn't it guys?
Um, but it's, it's very creepy.
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I don't like it.
Um, I don't like it one bit.
Like you can see, look at thatthing, look at that thing,
motherfuckers, ugly as hell.
It's basically, like I said,this thing is.
The anatomy of it is like avery long spine Like, and the
spine is like its neck.
It's very like.
It's a very long spine-likeneck that attached to the skull
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and then to a very small torso,and it looks like the arm and
the leg bones have been kind offused together to form like two
giant pairs of feet, or at leastthat's what I'm getting out of
it.
Um, but I don't know, I couldbe wrong on that one, uh, but
that's what it looks like to me,because you're not, you don't
see hands and feet, you just seethe one, but you get to get
kind of like the legs and thearms that kind of morph into
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this, these giant toes.
Um, we are then told that theseillustrations that we got are
from, uh, cave paintings thatpredate icarus by 11 000 years.
Icarus, I'm assuming, is thatthey're talking about the story
of icarus, which has a themehere.
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But we're told this old storythrough these cave paintings
that we found.
Essentially, the story goeslike this One day, these humans
on a mountain find this strangecorpse.
One of the humans go to theedge of the mountain.
They're basically longing forthe sea.
A whale shows up and the whaleasks you know, are you planning
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on jumping?
Are you going to jump?
Planning on jumping, are yougonna jump?
To which the human basicallysays no, but I am envious of
your tail, my legs trap me onthis mountain.
It's kind of at this point thatyou notice that the whale
painting looks kind of like thehuman painting, but just kind of
curved a little bit.
So for those of you at that arejust listening to the audio,
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it'd be a little hard todescribe.
You guys seeing, seeing it, youcan see the vision, you know.
So it's basically the human isbasically like a stick figure,
but without the arms, and thewhale is similar to that, except
the the like neck, and the bodyportion is kind of like a candy
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cane shape and the legs arejust sticking at the bottom of
it.
So the human character noticesthis and just kind of reshapes
himself to become a whale.
It shows him folding his armsup and then's just like a
magically a whale.
He goes into the sea with thewhale.
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The whale at this point isstunned and after a moment the
whale says follow me.
And it takes the human to anedge of a cliff where the whale
says I too wish to go beyond.
And they see a creature at thebottom of this cliff, much like
the human saw the whale and itkind of looks like a rocket ship
.
It looks like straight up itlooks like a rocket ship.
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I can't even describe it otherthan that.
But the whale and the humanhave an idea.
They notice that they canprobably form together to make
this same shape, much like thehuman did to see the whale.
And so they do that.
So the rocket looks at them andis just like oh shit, damn, I
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didn't know y'all could do that.
So the rock says follow me, Itoo wish to go beyond.
And so at this point.
Our thing decides to like Icall it our thing our like shape
, our rocket shape, jumps fromthe cliff.
We were then greeted with a verysimilar or very uh uh, familiar
(19:24):
sight.
We're greeted with seeing thewhale human thing dead on the
top of a mountain.
It is in the same position asthe strange corpse we saw in the
beginning of all this too.
This corpse is named icarus oneinteresting, huh?
Ah, I love me some cherry coke.
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So we then we then get thislike footage of.
It's a video of something thatwe call Icarus II, which is,
quote-unquote, a living human.
Now, the anatomy of thiscreature is broken down to what
I would say is basically amermaid.
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It's difficult to see at first.
That's kind of like um, I woulddescribe it as you know, those
like deep sea videos whenthey're like oh, we got a video
of a giant squid on tape andit's like that.
It's like the camera, that'slike leagues, leagues below sea.
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You know, it kind of looks likethat.
It shows us like thing.
It's kind of like floatingthrough.
It's got real long arms, it'sgot the fish tail, um, it's.
It's essentially like a fuckedup looking mermaid.
Um, this is theorized to kind ofbe the second stage of this
thing's evolution, this icarus,I guess you can call it now,
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since we named the first one one, and this is icarus too.
Um, so it to me it seems likethe first one is a land-based
version.
Um, because it's got them bigass feet.
Uh, this one seems like a, uh,ocean version.
So that leads me to questionsomething what's going on in the
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air, dog and and right, as thevideo itself is even like, hmm,
stage one, stage two, and thenbam, it's like stage three.
Shit's getting fucked up, dude,everything kind of gets a
little fucked up and everythingkind of gets flipped on its head
now.
So we flash cut to Kaizo's son.
(21:34):
He's reading from anotherjournal.
He's very sporadic and hesounds basically fearful and he
mentions how this thing thatthey saw is a stain on their
minds.
Its gaze could be felt on allof them.
It was impossible and beautifulat the same time.
We get these flash cuts of thisthing floating in the air and
it's it kind of looks like aworm, kind of like an eel, I
(21:55):
would say like floating around.
All the photos are like blurryand it's hard to see the Soviet
ship, that there's a Soviet shipbeing referenced here, named
Professor Zubov, and he'sreading out the journal.
He says the Soviet ship pulledthem from its view, but the
(22:17):
damage was done.
Um, we then get imagery of theship with the soviet word,
russian word, seralic, I don'tfucking know um written on it
and it's the word for help.
Uh, we get another illustrationof what was found, or an
illustration of what happened onthat boat.
Um, and this illustration showsthis like large, worm-like
(22:42):
creature with tendrils cominglike out of its head.
It's grabbing at members of thecrew and one member is in the
background grabbing an axe readyto like chop it up, I assume.
Um.
We then end everything on a umaudio from a man giving this
like speech and he states thatscientists have run tests on
(23:02):
locomotion, or how much energyit takes for something to go
from point A to point B.
Um, he's like oh, we just wantto figure this shit out.
How long would it take, um, youknow when?
When, given the same test amonga bunch of animals?
Shit out, how long would ittake, um, you know when, given
the same test among a bunch ofanimals?
Um, how long would it take afish to go from point a to point
b, compared to a squirrel, youknow they would be on the same
(23:23):
course.
So after a bunch of tests, theyfound out that the condor.
The condor was the mostefficient, uh, animal at this
locomotion test.
Man was way down that list inlike a fucked up way.
They're just like man.
This is, this sucks, like wesuck.
And um, it's at this pointwhere the speaker says um, you
(23:50):
know, man didn't test so good,we're not very efficient, but if
you give man a bike, he doublesthe efficiency of the condor.
He's like.
This shows the testament of man.
This shows the power of man tobuild tools for any situation as
it is in to, to be able toadapt to any scenario.
(24:11):
That's the power of man.
And then the word human pops upon on uh, on the, the, the
screen, and human is the Englishword for you, apparently.
So that's the end of video two.
We got one more video to go,and you know what?
It's one of my favorite ones.
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I like this last video.
So, um, I'm cleaning my glasses,so I'm stalling a little bit,
but like, uh, alex, uh,manticore, alex canasses, what
do you want to call him?
Uh, he has so many analoghorrors and you know he does one
thing that I really enjoy he'sgot an art style and it's
prevalent in.
It's prevalent in everything hedoes, and I really I appreciate
(24:57):
that because to me, when, whenyou keep the same art style
throughout multiple mediums ormultiple stories, I feel like
I'm watching a comic book, ifthat makes sense.
Books like um, uh, toddmcfarland, for example, um,
(25:19):
he'll do, he did spawn, he did aspider-man run.
Um, he, he's done a bunch of,uh, a bunch of shit.
Um, I, I want to say he's, he'sdone a I I want to say he's
done a captain america run.
I might be wrong on that, Idon't know.
Um, rob life, you'll love himor hate him, but he's got such a
unique art style and you see itfucking everywhere.
Um, and I, I like that becauseI like seeing this here, because
(25:40):
it makes me feel like I'mwatching a comic book with the
art style that probably don'tmake much sense, but I also
don't give a fuck.
Um.
On to video three.
This one is called the 1992Ship Analysis.
They're my favorite one.
So here we go again.
We're back at it with the HumanStudies, the Human Studies
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Office, javadis' Office of HumanStudies, which I'm starting to
think.
I'm starting to think they'renot talking about us.
I think they're talking aboutother things.
So there's a new logo.
It seems like there's a newlogo every every time these
(26:25):
motherfuckers are going throughso many rebrands.
Um, it looks like it's like aship's broadside or something I
couldn't tell, um, so, uh, hugokaizo's son is narrating again,
um, and he's uh narrates thatthe ship came back with the
words help written on it, um.
The diary then goes into moredetail, basically saying how the
person I was writing this,kaizo um, removed his eyes so he
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could not see the truth.
He also mentions that no personcould have written the words on
the ship.
He's like, they're too high up,you know, and I'm not, I'm not
about to brisk pass this seemsto me that kaiser ripped his
fucking eyes out, um, so hewouldn't see this thing.
Uh, it's fucked up, uh, butanyway.
(27:07):
So he's like no crew membercould have written this on there
.
You know, it's in, it's too big, the places couldn't be reached
by them, and I and this it'snot made of spray paint.
That he specifically says like,um, paint does not turn a dull
Brown when dried.
So, uh, and that tells you.
This is basically written inblood, which is pretty creepy.
(27:29):
He even says that it doesn'teven say help in the way that we
think it does.
It doesn't say help as in averb like help us, help us, but
more like a noun, like forassistance or aid, kind of like
I'm the help in an essence.
(27:50):
Um, so they it seems like kaizowrote this, thinking that
whoever wrote help on the shipis trying to help us, like they
think that they are like tryingto help us with something,
they're trying to be our saviorsor something like that.
(28:12):
Um, we then get thisdemonstration of Icarus two and
the ship shows the ship, uhsailing by an Icarus two, uh,
floating into frame towards theship and it's rotating kind of
like a pinwheel.
Um, it kind of looks like asharing gun, a little bit like
um, but it floats in and then itjust kind of like sits there
(28:36):
for a second and then it startsto twist and pinwheel again and
it it basically fuses into theship.
The ship they now label asIcarus three and they call it
this and they also say it's ahuman factory, which I do not
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like that term.
I do not like the term humanfactory.
We get a video of what lookslike the hull of, like it looks
like a room from the the ship,but the hallway has this like
pink, like it looks like meat.
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That is like flooding the hallsof the ship.
It looks like meat to me.
I might be wrong, but that'sthe vibe I'm getting here.
Um, now kaizo in his diary,after some of this, we we flash
back to hugo and he's readingmore parts of his father's diary
and hugo's just kind ofstanding there.
(29:41):
Normally hugo's kind of likemoving around.
You see his face, um, he's,he's, you know he's, he's there.
You see he's wearing glasses.
You see his, his whole face.
You see everything.
He's kind of's, you know he's,he's there.
You see he's wearing glasses.
You see his, his whole face.
You see everything.
He's kind of moving around.
This one is just his silhouetteand he's not moving and he will
.
Usually, you know, speaks withsome, speaks with some canter,
you know some, some.
He puts some, some oomph intoit when he's speaking, but not
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this time.
He's very like it sounds likehe's like dead inside, kind of
very monotone, and he'sbasically saying how kaizo's
diary claims that everythingwent perfectly normal during
their expedition is like, yeah,everything was cool, like, um,
everything was really great.
Uh, the mountains werebeautiful, the water was like
super clear, the ice wasbeautiful, um, the expedition
(30:26):
went with no issues or nohiccups at all.
And like he, like, he's Likehe's talking, like he's got a
gun to his head and he's forcedto be saying these things.
He goes on to say like the shipwas clean when we got to it,
the skies were clear.
They're always clear, they'rewonderful.
He's like I'm ready to joincivilization again, I'm ready to
have a boy, I want to have ason.
(30:49):
We then get these really freakyillustrations that were found on
the ship, of what happened onthe ship and also not going to
step past that, because thiswhole time we're listening to
Hugo Kaizo's son talk about this.
Hugo like rips something off ofhis head.
(31:10):
It looks like a headband orsomething.
It's hard to say, but he kindof like looks up as if he feels
free all of a sudden.
It's very strange, but we getthese, um, these, these
illustrations.
One looks like this it's likethis wad of meat.
You see this like red doorway,and then it's just like boop
water meat on the ground and itit's like the, the doorway birth
(31:34):
to this water meat.
And then it slowly takes onthis form that looks more and
more human, like it.
Just it sprouts like an arm,and then it sprouts a leg, and
then it sprouts another leg andthen another arm, and it slowly
just becomes a person.
And it's very freaky, it's.
I think that's fair to say.
(31:55):
I don't like it.
All of the art looks prettyfucking fun.
I don't like the thought that ameat hallway just spews out a
chunk of meat and just like gogo, my children, Become man.
So it grows and it becomes this, it becomes man and then, like
(32:18):
a damn xenomorph, a fuckinglittle man comes and turns into
a bigger man, and both the menjust kind of stand up and they
(32:39):
hold hands with each other.
And then we just kind of cut toblack and we get this very
eerie children's song.
It sounds like it's straightout of like Barney or something
like that, and it's all abouthow you should help your
teachers Gotta help each other.
And then we get the Russianword for aid or help that comes
(33:04):
up on screen and that's the endOf the Ningen, or Ninjin, or
however you say it.
I do not know.
That's the end of this fucker.
Um, honestly, bros, if I couldbe quite candid with you, bros.
It's pretty cool.
Um, it's really all I gotta say.
(33:27):
Uh, it's pretty dope, I reallyenjoy it.
Um, that's really all I gottasay.
Uh, it's pretty dope, I reallyenjoy it.
Um, it was a very fun little, uhlittle analog horror.
There wasn't a huge, hugeamount going on in it.
I see the vision.
I mean, if I'm being honest, Idon't fully know what the plot
is.
I don't even know if this isfinished.
Um, I mean, it's been two yearssince the last upload, so I
(33:50):
feel like maybe it is finished,but I don't know.
Um, but like, the plot, fromwhat I can tell, is like man
goes on trip, finds a creature,creature infects him or becomes
like one with him, and he goesback on the boat, kind of
infects the boat and he births ason.
I guess, yay, I don't know.
(34:16):
There's a story here and it'sone of those things where I
can't put it into words.
But if you just watch this fromstart to finish, you're like,
oh, I get it.
But if you try to describe itto someone, it's like, maybe I
don't get it.
But if you try to describe itto someone, it's like, maybe I,
maybe I don't get it, um, but Ido gotta say, like, again, I
(34:41):
love, I like his art style.
Monument Mythos is one of myfavorites that we covered on the
show and I'm really just happythat I was able to bring this
into it and just kind of talkabout a little bit.
(35:01):
I'm really happy about that.
Also someone mentioned was thatYoshi's ass.
I saw, yes, jiggle, it wasYoshi's ass.
You saw, um, you know what,let's just, let's just let's
just leave it on Yoshi's ass fora minute, um, but yeah, I, I
(35:22):
really enjoyed it.
I think Alex put a lot ofthought into it.
He usually does A lot of hisshit's very creative and he
usually puts a lot of thoughtinto his um, his, his, his I
don't know his analog horrors, Iguess his stories before he
posts them or before he goes atthem.
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And I respect that.
It's a man that you know you'regonna get something of quality
out of every time.
But that's, I guess that's thatwith Ningen.
Again, I'm sorry I can'tpronounce it.
If someone else doesn'tpronounce it, please spell it
out for me, because I'm an idiot.
But I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(36:04):
I hope you guys enjoyed thistoo.
This is going to be a bit of asmaller episode.
Obviously, it's just me.
I can only talk so long bymyself without anyone else
chiming in for an assist.
Um, I'm going to try doing onemore thing after this.
I don't think it's going to bea main episode, but we might
toss it up anyway.
Um, but I had a couple ideasfor something else we can do.
Um, but in the uh, in themeantime, uh, something else I
(36:28):
want to do.
You know what I'm gonna do thisto pad for a little bit of time
.
Um, let's do this.
Let me just open up the oldgoogle chrome a um, but, yeah,
if you guys have any analoghorrors, I mean we're, we're not
I'm not saying we're scratchingthe fucking the the bottom of
the barrel, because, goddamn,there's so many analog horrors
out there, but I feel like, uh,I feel like we're, we've, we've
(36:52):
run its course on some of thelike golden ones, you know, uh,
specifically ones like vitacarnes.
I love when they get likeunreal engine or like video game
engine stuff into it um,because I think we're at that
point where that shit looks realenough to help, um, help show a
scene or help uh, uh, put, justhelp, help.
(37:16):
You see what's going on, like I, I just think I've.
I just love that shit.
It helps you do more than justa fucking like slideshow.
You know your typical analoghorror shit.
Give me more Vita Karna stuff.
Hmm, more Midwest stuff.
More midwest angelica.
Oh, good shit there, good shit.
Um, after this, I am going to doan episode on just random ass
(37:37):
shit I found on the internet, soI think that's going to be very
fun.
Uh, before I do that, uh, I amgoing to do my shout outs
because I forgot to do that.
So let me open everything upand hit us with a late game.
Deludy housekeeping.
Um, let's see if there's anyonefor me to even fucking
housekeep, true?
Um, let's take a peek, allright, so we have isabella perez
(38:02):
.
We already shouted you out.
Actually, you're the one whereit's just like that's just your
name, but it's a pretty name, sogood job.
Uh, we have light stuff, whichI've been talking to.
Light stuff, um, been talkingto light stuff in the general
chat in our discord.
Go see our discord.
Um, you can, you can chat withus through there, um, and say hi
sometimes, but what's up?
Light stuff, uh, name's prettygood, pretty good name.
(38:23):
It looks like it's just lightstuff.
You, poor z's couldn't afford togive us any more money.
Come on, come on, guys, I'mjust kidding.
Don't give us money if youcan't afford it, especially
because we're dumb and we don'tneed your money.
And as much as I would likemore money, there's probably
better things to do with yourmoney than give it to us.
(38:43):
Um, I hope this was fine.
I hope this was fine.
I hope this was palatable.
Um, apologies if it's a littleboring.
I know it's just me.
I know you people chime inbecause you like the comedy that
uh comes with uh, the boys, umand I.
I apologize that you'reprobably not getting that right
(39:04):
now.
Um, but you know, we're allkind of going through a little
bit this week and I'm hopingcome Friday I can at least get
another guy on with me to yeah,to hang out with.
So but yeah, appreciateeveryone hanging out.
Hopefully the next one's better.
I'm going to record anotherthing here, so we'll see how
(39:26):
this goes, but thanks for tuningin everybody Deuces.
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