October 20, 2025 • 51 mins
What's up with all these dolls on this island, man?
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SPEAKER_04 (00:16):
Don't look under the internet.
SPEAKER_02 (00:26):
Never been less ready.
SPEAKER_01 (00:28):
Fantastic.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet.
Damn.
An internet comedy horrorpodcast featuring the yours
truly the likes of a Doug.
Hi Hi.
Hi.
Jason.
Hello, hello.
(00:48):
Me.
And it's also introducingTopTech's boat.
His name is Mike, by the way.
I'm Mike.
That's my name.
I got a little uh a couple ofthings I want to give off.
First and foremost, DilutyHousekeeping.
Clap above your head, clap aboveyour head, clap above your head.
I got a couple names that I wantto shout out there.
First and foremost, we have uhactually before before I get
(01:10):
into the names, we're gonna playthe game.
SPEAKER_03 (01:12):
Name?
SPEAKER_01 (01:13):
Is that good?
Or is it bad?
Is this a name?
SPEAKER_04 (01:15):
Is this a name?
SPEAKER_01 (01:16):
Name?
So, first off, we have AustinWalker.
Austin, I'm sorry.
I appreciate the tenor, but I'mgonna have to go with a three on
the name scale, considering it'sjust your name.
Why don't you follow in thefootsteps of my PP Hertz?
SPEAKER_02 (01:30):
Yeah, right.
What was their name again?
Austin What?
Austin Walker.
SPEAKER_01 (01:35):
Ryan, Ryan unfollowed us.
SPEAKER_03 (01:38):
What does that mean?
Ryan?
SPEAKER_01 (01:40):
Yeah, he had a free account.
Ryan, if you're listening, youcheap bitch.
You weren't even paying and youcancel.
Fuck you.
Based on that conversation, Idon't think he's listening.
Probably not.
Well, yes, Austin Walker.
Don't worry about people.
Ryan's a friend of ours, so it'sfine.
I'll just give it him.
SPEAKER_03 (01:58):
Is he?
Not anymore now.
SPEAKER_01 (02:00):
After this?
Not anymore.
Um, what do you guys think ofAustin's name?
Austin Walker.
SPEAKER_03 (02:04):
I mean Austin.
It's a name.
It is.
And you know, Walker is in thewhole name of Walker, Texas
Ranger, so like there's somesegue there.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (02:13):
I was gonna say he could have just he could have
done anything with that.
It's true.
Christopher Walk Walken.
SPEAKER_03 (02:19):
She just sharpened it to Waston.
SPEAKER_01 (02:22):
Up next, we have About Bunny.
And Bunny spelled B-U-N-N-I-E-E.
About Bunny.
About Bunny?
SPEAKER_03 (02:30):
I'll give it.
Yeah, what about Bunny?
SPEAKER_01 (02:34):
About Bunny.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I'm gonna give you maybe like afive.
It's not your name.
Out of ten.
SPEAKER_03 (02:40):
I thought you were gonna say like twenty-three or
something.
That's a very out of fourteen.
I've got to do 23.
It's a very specific scale.
Uh we're getting we're gettingwe're getting some some real
about bunny.
Mid-level.
Well, okay, I have to give itlike a six out of ten simply
because it's making me justthink about shit, I guess.
(03:00):
It's it's it's causing me tothink about the name more for
more than half a second.
SPEAKER_01 (03:04):
So they got you a little bit.
They got you a little more thanhalf.
Okay.
A little smudge.
Okay.
Well, boys.
That I'm it's a fucking cold.
That's gonna conclude.
Housekeeping! Housekeeping!That's not the end of this.
Wanna why?
No.
Holy shit! Boys! I got another Igot another text alert! TMZ's
(03:29):
got this card.
SPEAKER_03 (03:30):
I thought you were blacklisted from their fucking
wire.
SPEAKER_01 (03:33):
I guess you weren't here the last two couple times.
No, actually, they hit me uptwice.
Well, you sent them like fourand a half fax holes.
Yeah.
Recently they've been I say Igot a text alert, but they have
not been sending text.
It's more like they've beenlike, you know, you know how
some like lawn care serviceswill put like their like
advertisement in a Ziploc baggiewith a rock on your driveway.
(03:56):
They've been doing that, butwith scoops.
Okay.
So I found another one on mydriveway today.
Um here's a scoop from TMZ.
It turns out that we we've youguys, we've we've been we've
been all wrong, we've gotten allwe've gotten it all wrong this
entire time.
Jesus Christ was in is in factreal.
SPEAKER_03 (04:19):
But with a twist, he turns out we're both trying to
figure out where the fuck thisis going on.
SPEAKER_01 (04:25):
TMZ was able to figure out that the spirit of
Jesus Christ has now manifesteditself into some celebrities.
That's right, celebrities, aplural.
Three of them the power of JesusChrist was too great for just
one person to possess thesedays.
So Jesus has apparently splithis power among multiple
celebrities.
(04:45):
Witnesses claim they have seenChristopher walking on water.
Oh they also saw Dolly part inthe Red Sea.
No.
We even had some celebrities uhuh change every aspect of
themselves, apparently, to matchtheir powers.
One celebrity had the ability toturn water into other liquids.
(05:06):
They recently came out otherwater.
TMZ actually had an interviewwith this man explaining the
whole thing.
Um, and you'll you'll catch itprobably on their website later.
It's uh it's called uh TMZ'sinterview with uh Weinel Richie.
(05:27):
So that's the scoop.
I'll see you later, buddy.
Um I don't think Jason's lettingme in his house anymore.
SPEAKER_02 (05:36):
Is there a way to unsubscribe from getting those
scoops sent to you?
SPEAKER_01 (05:41):
Well, they're just rock, they're just baggies on my
driveway, so I don't think so.
I don't even know who's I wokeup one morning at like 4 a.m.
There's just a black van thatjust drove by going like 40
miles per hour.
I'm in a kid's zone, dog.
It's keep kids alive, drive 25.
And he just chucked like sevenof them out.
Oh, that's our that's our cashonly paper.
SPEAKER_02 (06:00):
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure if you hit a kiddoing 25, it's still gonna be
bad.
I think it's still illegal.
SPEAKER_01 (06:07):
Yeah, it's still illegal.
SPEAKER_03 (06:08):
It's still it's still illegal, but it's the 20s.
SPEAKER_01 (06:12):
Can I be can I be totally up front with you guys
about something?
I hope so.
I came up with the concept ofthat scoop today while taking a
shit.
I literally, this is how mybrain works.
Literally, for some reason,Dolly Parton came up in my head,
and I was like, Dolly Parton,Parton the Red Sea, am I right?
(06:32):
And then I was like, ooh, wherecan I go from here?
I have no doubt.
There's examining wiped my ass.
That's pretty much how it went.
SPEAKER_03 (06:42):
Um goddammit.
Sometimes the way I get placesis so childish.
I am happy TMZ reports is back.
I will say, as as painful asthey might be sometimes, it it
it reaffirms that my life isbetter.
SPEAKER_01 (06:57):
Yeah, there's there's routine.
I would have to agree.
Um sometimes though, the way Icome up with things is childish,
boys.
So childish, in fact, that maybeI should start carrying around a
doll.
SPEAKER_03 (07:08):
Well, no, you belong on the island of misfit toys,
isn't that what we're talkingabout?
SPEAKER_01 (07:12):
Kind of.
It is.
It does kind of have that thatfeel to it.
So that was a better segue.
I'm gonna roll off of that one.
So instead of the island ofmisfit toys, we're going to an
island of what the fuck toys.
Perfectly groomed dolls.
Perfectly groomed dolls.
We are talking today about theisland of the dolls.
(07:32):
Um or the Isla de las Muñecas.
Muñecas.
Muñecas.
Isla de las muñecas.
Yeah, the Enya.
Muñecas.
There you go.
Yeah, you gotta really get thatpassion.
I just heard an acoustic guitarin the background goo doo doo
doo doo.
SPEAKER_02 (07:50):
That was kind of cool.
Um as we sit here trying topronounce Spanish words.
SPEAKER_01 (07:55):
Oh, it's gonna get worse.
I have to say the name wherethis thing takes place.
So um That's why I thought I wasgoing first.
No, I got you.
So Island of the Dolls.
This has been this is nothingnew.
I'm sure plenty of people thatare listening have heard about
it or watched the GhostAdventures episode on it, which
guess we're gonna be talkingabout later.
Um, but it's this this is thishas been a phenomenon for a
(08:17):
while.
SPEAKER_03 (08:17):
Isn't that the town full of dolls, like inhabited
completely by dolls versus theisland of dolls?
SPEAKER_01 (08:24):
Well, if you want to kind of spoil what we might talk
about later, yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_03 (08:27):
I'm just remembering the episode that aired fucking
15 years ago.
SPEAKER_01 (08:31):
Oh, yeah.
Oh no, they never did one on thethe the town full of dolls.
They just did the island of thestuff.
SPEAKER_03 (08:36):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (08:36):
But as far as I know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (08:38):
Well, I saw it 15 years ago, Mike, so I might know
better.
You're right.
SPEAKER_02 (08:43):
It did air in 2013.
SPEAKER_01 (08:44):
So yeah, yeah, you're close, yeah.
I was I was close.
Um, so the island of the dolls,where it be, what it be.
It is exactly what it soundslike.
This island of dolls is I willhelp you with explaining what
these things are.
How about that?
I will yeah, I will help youexplaining what these things
are.
So this island of this dolls islocated in one of the uh canals
(09:09):
in uh that that are off of uh ZaZachim Zachimilco.
I've told you I'm not gonnapronounce these.
I think it's S-O-T-C-S-H andthen which is basically a town
that is a little bit of waysaway from uh Mexico City.
(09:31):
Um I think it's like an houraway or something.
It's relatively close, allthings considered.
But um this island, you can takeboats to this island.
Um and you have to take a boatbecause this island is in one of
the canals that was built duringthe Aztec period of it was on a
chin uh chinampa.
SPEAKER_03 (09:50):
Yeah.
Chinampa is basically in um aman-made area of like
cultivatable soil to grow crops.
SPEAKER_01 (09:59):
I'm really glad you knew that word and didn't at all
just read it off the screen.
I had to look at it because Idon't know how to pronounce it,
but I like how you know it.
Ah yes, I uh it's pronounced thechinam.
Well, no, like this so itcultured.
SPEAKER_03 (10:12):
So Xochimilco is it's this lake and it's full of
these like little stretches ofland where like fucking
thousands, hundreds andthousands of years ago during
the Aztec times.
During the Aztec times, um, theywould cultivate crops in the
alien times, the alien times.
Absolutely, but they wouldcultivate crops on this uh on
this lake basically because likeit's it's a fucking lake, like
(10:33):
you don't have to water themanymore.
You just put the soil on thelake and you're good.
And so this this whole lake islike full of these things.
This whole area that we'retalking about today is 100% on
one of these old um likecultivatable topsoil mounds in a
lake.
SPEAKER_01 (10:51):
It's its own agricultural area.
Wonder.
Wonder, yeah.
Um it dirt now it dirt, it bigdirt, it's it's man dirt man
dirt man dirt with water.
Um there are there are plenty ofislands, um uh or sorry, Jason.
Uh yeah chini chininamp.
(11:13):
What is it?
Chinampas.
Chinampas.
There's plenty of chinampas.
Fucking cultured fools.
Yeah, um plenty of chinampas uhin this area uh of uh
Sochimilko, and this is the onethat stands out the most,
obviously, because it's full offucking dolls.
Um there are other ones that arelike copycats, they're other
islands that have a bunch ofdolls on them too.
(11:34):
They're just trying to basicallytrick you into going to those
instead of the real one.
Um and because the real one, Iassume it's because A, people
are greedy, and B, the real oneis kind of far away.
If you're going by regular boat,it takes like an hour and a half
to to just manually paddle overthere.
Manually, like yeah, it takes anhour and a half.
(11:55):
Um whereas if you take amotorboat, I mean you're getting
there ASAP, but um on the themain way to get of getting
there, which I thought I I lovedthis.
So in this area, this town, um,the way to get to the through
this can uh these uh canals isthese boats.
I forgot what they're called,but they're basically like
pontoon kind of boats, you know?
(12:17):
And um they're they're they havetables in the center, uh, they
got chairs all around them.
They it's like a whole thing.
They it it's like a banana boatstyle kind of ride.
It's very cool looking.
And you go on there, and thiscanal system has like its own
economy, essentially.
Like you'll go on like like usboys, we could rent a guy's
boat, he'll take us out on thecanal anywhere we want to go.
(12:39):
And while we're out there, thereare vendors on their own canal
on their own boats in this canalwith like drinks and fruit and
artificial and especially theartichokes.
Um, actually.
Um but I thought that was veryinteresting.
(13:00):
And these boats, from what I Idiscovered, a lot of the boats
are named after uh loved onesthat have passed away, or uh
Carl.
People things that are veryyeah, or Bradley, Braxton.
Um a lot of those boats in acouple years.
Uh, but they're named aftereither people that you know the
boat owner cared a lot about, orapparently recently there's been
(13:20):
about a lot that are likecelebrity-based.
Um, one of them, when I waswatching a video, one was called
the Nancy Parker, and I'm like,that's not a that's not a
Mexican name.
I don't know who that is, butthat's a white white woman's
boat right there.
I don't know what gave you thatidea.
SPEAKER_02 (13:34):
Nancy Parker.
SPEAKER_01 (13:35):
Nancy Parker.
Hola, my name's Nancy Parker.
Um but it all this this islandwas pretty much the chinamba.
This this shit fuck off this.
This island was created by uh aman, or at least the doll aspect
(13:56):
of it was created by a man namedDon Julian Santana.
Barrera.
Barrera, thank you.
Uh forgot about the last namethere.
Um Jason, do you know a littlebit about uh Don?
SPEAKER_03 (14:08):
I do actually.
I know way too much.
Um so in like the mid-20thcentury, uh Juan or Barrera
began to collect dolls.
You know, there's not a lotknown about this individual,
however, the one thing that ishis claim to fame is he collects
dolls.
(14:29):
And for some reason he foundhimself uh living on this
island.
Um it is it's known that thisman is a is a he's a hermit.
Like he he's very antisocial.
He just fucking wants to be leftalone.
SPEAKER_01 (14:42):
Do you know the actual reason why he went to the
island?
It's it's a little funny.
Are you aware of it?
SPEAKER_02 (14:48):
Uh I actually have a few different like
recollections, so it depends onwhat one you're there's there's
a there's a legendary one.
SPEAKER_01 (14:57):
And there's also uh the theory is he wanted to get
the fuck out of his marriage,basically.
He went to the island to his toescape his wife, and I think
like I I don't think there was achild in it.
Yeah, but he was like, I gottaget away from this lady.
So he left to an island to liveby himself.
SPEAKER_03 (15:16):
Ooh, so can we speculate real quick?
So that all this says is that inthe mid-20th century, Barrera
began to collect dolls and hangthem around this small island.
There's no backstory about why.
Can we just say that this man Ihave I have all of the why to
that actually?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, cool, great, awesome.
Because I so I just looked intolike the history.
(15:37):
I know nothing about it.
I left the spooky legend stuffto him.
I wanted you to get more.
Yeah, I got I yeah.
I didn't want to know what Iwanted to be surprised by all
this.
So, all that I know is all I'veheard and all I've seen and all
I've read is that the mid-20thcentury is this man started
collecting dolls.
Now, when you read that on asourced website, I kind of start
(16:02):
to think there might be a reasonfor that, but well, we might go
into that later.
Um the island.
I'll definitely go into it, Ipromise.
Cool, great.
The whole reason for thisepisode.
Um the island gained a lot ofnotoriety around 1943 when uh
Mexican director EmilioFernandez used it as the
location of the film MariaCandelaria.
(16:26):
I'm sure that's a much biggerfilm in other countries.
I just I've never heard thetitle.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
It's it's Mexico's uh uh what's the one with the
sled Rosebud.
SPEAKER_03 (16:36):
Oh Susan Cain.
Um, is it is a melodrama filmwritten and directed by Emilio
Fernandez, starring a bunch ofpeople that we don't know.
Um and it did won a win a bunchof awards.
Um came to be regarded as thisdirector's best works, in which
he portrays the indigenouspeople of Mexico with innocence
(16:56):
and dignity.
So great.
It's got some some infamy there,or some not some infamy.
SPEAKER_02 (17:01):
What if it was the opposite?
What if they were like fuckthese people?
They were nasty and not nodignity, no dignity whatsoever.
Um like that's all this man dirtaround.
SPEAKER_03 (17:14):
So this this island got it gained some notoriety
just basically because thisfucking random ass hermit lives
on this island.
Uh sorry, this chinampa, whichis a man-made island made for
cultivating fruits and veggies,um, filled it with dogs.
SPEAKER_02 (17:32):
Let it be known right now.
I will not be into saying thatword.
Chinampa.
I will be calling it an islandfrom here on out.
SPEAKER_01 (17:42):
Doug will not be PC.
SPEAKER_03 (17:43):
I don't know why I try to inject culture into this
fucking podcast.
I have no idea why I try.
Um Junumba.
So all we know is that this mankind of founded the whole thing.
Now, I just hear Jenumba.
I I cannot talk about any of hisearly life on the island without
giving away like every creepything about the fucking island.
So after Barrera died in 2001,his family uh opened the island
(18:09):
to the public as a touristattraction.
And in addition to the hundredsof dolls, the grounds host three
huts, a small museum witharticles from local newspapers
about both the island and theprevious owner, and in the one
uh the one room hut that Barreraslept in, the first doll that he
ever correct ever collected wasis displayed as well as his
(18:30):
favorite one with the name Idon't recognize.
Augustina Augustina, hisfavorite doll.
Um he'd be having sex with thatdoll.
Literally, this is just like athis is like a cultural icon for
the area.
And again, this is like Mikesaid, this is south of Mexico
City, about an hour.
Um, it's on it's on one of theseman-made islands in the middle
(18:51):
of a lake.
Um, and also when you go here,you are gonna find many, many
more of these man-made islandsbecause this lake was actually
like known for that.
Um, the people that lived thatused to live here at the Aztecs,
um they they were very muchknown for cultivating and making
shit grow wherever it could,even if it shouldn't be able to.
(19:12):
So that's why they made thesebig ass mounds.
There's tons of them all overthis lake, but this one is
fucking littered with haunteddolls.
And it is actually the um thebiggest collection of haunted
dolls um in the world.
They get Guinness to approvethat one.
They actually did in 2022.
SPEAKER_01 (19:31):
The Guinness guy's staying in the night, and he's
just like, Oh, yep, that counts.
In 2022, yeah.
Huh.
Interesting.
Yeah, this is awful.
Uh here's your record.
Yeah.
Um they gave it to one of thedolls, and they have a picture
with the doll holding it, like,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (19:44):
If you would like to go visit this island, it is very
much accessible via gondola likegondola-leg boats referred to as
trajineras.
SPEAKER_01 (19:52):
That's the word I couldn't remember.
SPEAKER_03 (19:53):
Most rowers are willing to transport people to
the island, but there are thosewho refuse simply because of
superstition and/slash or fear.
Fear.
SPEAKER_01 (20:03):
Um I did find out that this uh island actually
became one of Mexico's likelargest tourist attractions.
SPEAKER_02 (20:10):
Oh, it's attractions, especially for the
I I have a part about thatactually, it's not really
important, but uh yeah, it'slike huge dark tourism spot.
Like that's one of the biggest.
SPEAKER_03 (20:21):
I love that dark tourism is a fucking concept.
Like, that's great.
SPEAKER_02 (20:25):
Yeah, love it.
There's a really good dark darktourist, like there's I think
it's a show on Netflix, I can'tremember, but it's a really good
like little mini-series if youever want to watch it.
SPEAKER_03 (20:36):
Yeah, obviously.
Lots of good stuff.
Um, outside of that, um, you canfind this stop in the lake on
many tours in the area.
Most of them also include othermuseums and such in the area,
because apparently the stop isdoes not warrant a full
three-hour tour.
Um hour and a half of that isjust paddling too with the
(20:58):
fucking thing.
So yeah, pretty much.
But yeah, no, apparently this isjust uh this is one of a
man-made island that's that somedude decided, you know what,
fuck the world.
I'm gonna live here and I'mgonna plaster it with dolls.
But we don't know why.
Or do we?
We might know why, Doug.
SPEAKER_02 (21:14):
I'll tell you why.
So let's go into the Don Julianorigins, okay?
So this is the first legend, andprobably the biggest thing
you'll hear if this if you wereto look this up, um, you'll see
this kind of plasteredeverywhere.
Um, but it's the drowned girland the first doll.
So uh basically, according tothe most famous version of the
(21:38):
legend, uh Julian claimed thathe discovered the body of a
young girl who drowned in thecanal near his island.
Um it's not clear if he tried tosave her or like couldn't save
her, or if he just uh like foundher, but um there's a lot of
different stories, and the onlypersons that really can like
(22:01):
that had talked to this guy orcan refute anything that he
said, uh both just seem likethey don't really care.
I don't know how to put it anybetter than that.
Um but long story short, uh sohe finds the body of a young
girl, um, and then a few dayslater, he actually finds a doll
(22:22):
floating in the water right inthe same spot, tangled up in uh
the reeds.
So he believed that thisbelonged to the dead child, and
he hung the doll in a nearbytree as a way to honor her
spirit and ward off evil.
Um there is no official recordof the drowning, but the story
persists among locals, and uhJulian himself often repeats it
(22:43):
as the truth.
Um after hanging the first doll,he began to feel unsettled on
the island, and he told peoplehe could hear like whispering
and footsteps and crying in thenight, and the voice of the
drowned girl asking forcompanionship.
Umpe, you get the hug off that.
unknown (23:01):
Nah.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Um so to quiet her spirit, he began to collect more
dolls, uh, salvaging them fromthe trash, from canals, and even
accepting broken or discardedones from visitors.
He hung them all over theislands, uh or on the island,
uh, on trees, fences, walls,inside of his hut.
Some dolls were missing eyes,other had no limbs or heads.
He didn't really care about thecondition.
(23:24):
Every doll he said carried asoul.
So over the decades, the islandtransformed into like this
surreal forest of like decayingdolls, and locals who rode past
thought he had kind of gone mad.
Um he often talked to the dollsas if they were alive.
Um, but to him, the island was asacred uh space and a shrine to
(23:45):
protect both himself and thewandering spirits in the canal.
Uh, he sometimes told visitorsthat each doll was a spirit and
they helped chase away the ghostof the drowned girl.
Uh so in 2001, about 50 years ofliving on the island, he
actually died in a really twistof fate kind of situation.
Um his nephew found him dead inthe same canal uh where he had
(24:08):
found the little girl decadesearlier.
SPEAKER_01 (24:10):
Apparently the same spot, too.
SPEAKER_02 (24:12):
Yeah, same spot.
Um so his nephew essentiallyfound him face down in like the
same spot.
Um and when he had seen the likewhen he found the body, the last
thing he saw was this bigfucking huge fish, like kind of
looking at the nephew, and thenlike unsurfaced.
(24:32):
And what's weird about this isthat the nephew claims that um
there aren't that type of fishin this canal.
Like you won't see a big fishlike that in the cal canal
anywhere.
There's it just doesn't exist,it's not a thing.
So they assume that this largefish was taking the soul of the
uncle to now basically be likeum the protector of the souls of
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all the dolls in the afterlifeinstead of in real life.
SPEAKER_01 (25:01):
I think part of that has to do are you gonna go into
like uh the aquatic mythology?
SPEAKER_02 (25:09):
Uh not specifically.
You're you're more than welcometo pass a knowledge on.
SPEAKER_01 (25:15):
So a big a big thing that happened with uh the cousin
or the the nephew as well,Anastasio, I think his name was
Anastasio.
So first and foremost, Anastasiowas he went to the island to
help um Don plant pumpkins, andhe was like, Oh, he was all good
and everything, he was fineuntil I walked away for a little
bit and then he just vanishedand I found him dead in the
(25:36):
canal.
Um, but apparently Don was verysuperstitious and he believed in
mermaids.
Um so uh I guess I guessmermaids is like a big like
belief thing back in like the50s and whatnot.
SPEAKER_03 (25:49):
It also depends on what culture you're looking at.
SPEAKER_01 (25:51):
Yeah, but when Don was growing up, he always
mentioned how um one day the themermaids will call him to the
sea or to the water, things likethat, and he believed in them.
So he saw that fish, and he waslike, Oh, I believe that might
have been like a mermaid thatcalled him to the sea.
SPEAKER_03 (26:08):
It's like it's like that death clock song.
Which one I don't knowMermaider, mermaider or go into
the water, one of the go intothe water, yeah.
Yeah, either one.
SPEAKER_01 (26:18):
Either fucking one, but yeah, I thought that was
very interesting.
It it adds to the twist of fatetype of thing to it, where it's
like I know, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (26:27):
Um okay, so yeah, yeah.
The the whole mermaid thing isreally interesting, actually.
Um in the lore of mermaids.
Apparently, only some peoplelike have the ability to see
them or hear them too, which iskind of interesting, I think.
But anyways, they're fake, so umuh anyway, so after his death,
(26:49):
join us on the next cryptidcorner where we just dunk up
mermaids, we just shit all overfish people.
Mermaids suck, they have thewrong half of the woman.
Um but then you wouldn't have toboo.
SPEAKER_03 (27:03):
Yeah, but you would have fuck a uh whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (27:06):
You can fuck a fish.
Ask fucking Tom Cruise.
Okay, yeah, that's you knowwhat?
SPEAKER_02 (27:10):
He did give us something.
You're not wrong.
And he be fucking livingforever, so maybe you know maybe
there's something to fuckingfish.
Maybe there's something to fishfucking.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (27:21):
Just make a quick academ, put your dick and a
fish.
SPEAKER_02 (27:25):
It's great.
It's my dick and a fish.
Um, okay, so after his death, umthe island basically remained
exactly as he had left it.
His family now maintains it,operates it, um, and they
occasionally open it tovisitors.
Um, the dolls are still hangingthere today.
Uh lots of paranormalinvestigators uh say they hear
(27:47):
whispering and children'slaughter and movement among the
dolls, and that they think thatuh Julian Spirit is, you know,
watching over the uh thechildren, if you will.
So um if they're movingbasically, a lot of people think
that he he ended up becoming theguardian of the dolls, like I
mentioned, um, from beyond thegrave.
So that being said, uh, we kindof covered a little of the dark
(28:09):
tourism aspect of everything, soI won't go over that again.
Um, but there are some otherjust legends to this uh, I
guess, island, if you will.
Um, so there's the whisperingdoll uh legend, which we kind of
also went over, but there's alot of whispering.
So they say when the wind blowsthrough, you can hear like the
dolls almost talking to eachother.
(28:29):
Um, you you can hear likemurmurs and giggles and even
prayers.
Um, and basically the whispersare believed to warn visitors
not to stay too long after dark.
Um, good job, Zach Baggins.
Um but uh that's so that's oneof the legends.
There's another the that'scalled the Cursed Collector
Legend, where in some retellingsum Don Julian isn't a protector,
(28:52):
but he's actually cursed by thedoll.
And after he hung the first one,he began to experience bad luck
and terrifying visions, and theonly way to silence them was to
hang more dolls, each oneabsorbing a part of his torment.
And some versions even gofurther where every doll
represents a piece of JulJulian's soul, meaning that the
more dolls he hung, the lessremain of himself remained crux
(29:13):
situation, yeah.
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (29:15):
Do you think uh not to cut you off, but no, you're
fine.
How crazy do you think hesounded trying to explain this
situation to anyone around him?
Like, no, you don't get it.
I'm hanging up, you don'tunderstand I'm hanging up dolls
to appease the girl ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (29:32):
Idiot.
Yeah, I I it's it's funnybecause like I have to imagine
um this guy was just like inthis shack by himself, smoking
and drinking every day of hislife, and then his nephew, you
know, was helping out, and thenI'm I'm sure this man had like a
fucking heart attack orsomething and just like died.
(29:53):
But he's like, they took him thefish, the fish took him, and the
dolls, you know, and it's justsome crazy.
Dude that just like fucking diedbecause all he did for 50 years
was drink and smoke and left hiswife.
SPEAKER_03 (30:08):
And this is how we come up with an entire thing.
SPEAKER_01 (30:10):
The funny thing is, the funny thing is, I I was
watching um it might be a littlebiased, but in one of the
episodes I was or videos I waswatching, one of his friends or
something was like, Oh yeah, hewas he was beloved all around
the town, everyone loved him.
And then ever since theincident, like he became a
hermit, he didn't talk toanybody, so we just kind of lost
track of him for the most part.
It's like yeah, we know whatprobably happened is people
(30:32):
started seeing this crazy manput dolls up on an island.
SPEAKER_03 (30:34):
People were like, Don't don't talk to him, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:37):
No, just leave him alone.
SPEAKER_03 (30:39):
No interaction, not until you're 18.
SPEAKER_02 (30:43):
Yeah, I I don't I don't know how you you really
don't come back from like acrazy man hanging dolls on an
island.
SPEAKER_03 (30:51):
Like okay, what's the number?
Like what okay, you get to fiftylike 14 dolls.
That's acceptable throughout ahouse, right?
Or an island, right?
SPEAKER_02 (31:02):
Well, okay, so what's like how what's of course
we have we have Mike Manning theTwitch right now, but like if
you look at this fucking island,like when you see the island,
like I don't know if you saw anyof the pictures, Jason, but like
Yeah, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (31:17):
It's bad.
Oh it's not like it's not good.
How like that's that is whatthat is my question is how the
fuck like day one versus daythree hundred?
SPEAKER_02 (31:26):
Like what what's the I think as soon as the dolls
move from his one bedroom shackto being hung by the streams out
of a tree, I think that's whenyou call it uh when the guy
would hey this guy needs medicalattention, like ASAP.
SPEAKER_03 (31:42):
Actually, ooh, no, he doesn't because he lives by
himself.
You don't this is his ownhilaria.
He he can do it, like you knowwhat I mean?
Like, I think about my own.
SPEAKER_02 (31:54):
He died loving what he did.
Fucking dolls.
SPEAKER_03 (31:58):
I think putting it on the ball.
SPEAKER_02 (32:01):
All right, somebody bring the black light out there
and be like, all right, how manyof these dolls have fucking?
SPEAKER_01 (32:05):
I'm Zach Baggins.
I'm here to find the amount ofjizz that's on all these dolls.
Holy shit, that's a useless.
SPEAKER_02 (32:11):
Some people will jizz more than you will ever
understand.
SPEAKER_01 (32:14):
Don was Don was out here cranking his hog to a bunch
of new diluti channel.
SPEAKER_03 (32:19):
It's just called How Much Jizz is in here.
SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
How much jizz is This man was cranking his hog,
so I I I tried to speak with himfrom beyond the grave by
cranking my hog.
SPEAKER_01 (32:33):
Spirit spirit are you cranking your hog around the
house?
SPEAKER_02 (32:38):
Yes.
It sounds like sounds like somefapping in the bed in the
distance.
Are we picking that up oncamera?
Um we'll talk about Zach Bagginsin a little bit.
We're I'm almost done.
So um, a couple more legends.
Uh the Possessed Island Theoryuh is a darker take that claims
that the island itself became aliving entity feeding on grief
(32:59):
and fear.
Um visitors also report uhfeeling watched even during the
day when you're on the island.
And a lot of the time theelectronics fail, uh boats get
caught in the weeds near theisland, and uh they say that the
island is pulling you in, so youhave to get off of your boat.
No, it's just warn it is justscalp, but locals warn that if
(33:20):
you take a doll from the island,bad luck will follow you home
until it's returned.
Um that I believe.
SPEAKER_03 (33:26):
Yeah, because like why the fuck would you do that?
SPEAKER_02 (33:29):
Uh on a lighter end, we have that the uh a more
hopeful interpretation, if youwill, is that locals and shamans
say that the dolls are nothaunted, but protective spirits.
Each doll watches over thecanals and keep away dark
energies, and people who visitrespectively often leave with
blessings, um, and those whomock the dolls will leave with
misfortune.
(33:50):
Um, and this kind of paints theisland as more of like a
sanctuary as opposed to a like aplace of evil.
Um and then there's a newerurban legend that says that each
doll brought to the islandbecomes infected, um, and
tourists who leave new dollsmight later have nightmares or
hear the dolls like calling themback up.
(34:10):
Yeah, infected by what does thatmean?
By the island.
SPEAKER_03 (34:15):
Well, you see, when a when a a male doll and a when
man dirt and woman dirt loveeach other very much, and they
both have herpes.
SPEAKER_02 (34:25):
To be fair, I couldn't find a whole lot about
this newer urban legend otherthan like this like three
sentences that I have.
SPEAKER_03 (34:32):
Um the rage virus, like from 28 days later, but
doll for uh a monkey looks atyou wrong and all of a sudden
you're angry type thing.
Uh a breeze rolls in, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (34:45):
Um and then yeah, yeah, you're just infected, but
doll infected.
Um so this uh this belief thatthe dolls would get infected
have now stopped people fromleaving their dolls there
because they're afraid thatthey'll start being you know
haunted by the islandessentially.
(35:07):
And then the last legend that Ihave is the is called the
lantern on the canal.
Basically, a bunch of the boatoperators out there say that
there's a glowing lanternlanterns that appear on the
island late at night.
Um, and they think it's justJulian's ghost like kind of
rowing silently between thecanals, making sure everything's
good on the island still.
Um, and if you follow the light,um it'll lead you in circles
(35:29):
until sunrise, and you'll neverfind the island again.
SPEAKER_03 (35:32):
Bum bum boom.
This is just Pirates of theCaribbean.
This is turning very much intoPirates of the Caribbean.
SPEAKER_01 (35:40):
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Your child is insane.
She's loud, like wow.
I don't think it's being pickedup, which is good, but still.
No, but I hear it.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
How the hell do we get here?
SPEAKER_02 (35:53):
Pirates of the Parabian.
SPEAKER_01 (35:55):
Bring me that horizon.
Bring me that horizon.
SPEAKER_02 (35:58):
Um Yeah, so that's that's pretty much that's pretty
much the gist of this story in anutshell.
SPEAKER_03 (36:05):
I like the legend way, way more than like the the
history.
Who's this guy?
SPEAKER_02 (36:12):
Yeah Yeah.
The the the actual history ofthe islands is just fine as far
as it's just an old historygoes.
SPEAKER_03 (36:21):
It's an old Atlasek farming mound.
Like that's it, that's it.
That's the whole history.
SPEAKER_01 (36:26):
Pretty much.
SPEAKER_03 (36:27):
Come on and watch a scroll.
SPEAKER_01 (36:30):
Come on and come on at all.
Um now our our our good friendsat Ghost Adventures did cover
did go to the island in season12, episode 4 of Your Ghost
Adventures.
Um and there's some things thathappened there which can only be
(36:50):
explained by CGI and SFX.
Can only be explained by ZachBagan's power as a demonologist
and psychic Jason.
A Tulpa survivor?
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (37:01):
Let me tell you, I was talking to Zach earlier,
right?
Oh shit.
And he let me know thateverything that happened in that
episode is real, and ithappened.
And there's you can't eventhere's no you can't even def
just like refute it.
It's it happened for sure.
SPEAKER_01 (37:22):
Yeah.
Um so I'm I'm I'm I'm a big fanof the Ghost Adventures.
I love it.
It's my it's the my equivalentof trash TV.
Ghost Adventures to me is likekeeping up to the Kardashians to
other people, you know what Imean?
Um I fucking love it.
It's that garbage TV.
Um Shatner's Unexplained.
If, yeah, kind of.
SPEAKER_03 (37:43):
That was actually pretty good.
I like that.
I did too, but also it's way toodramatic.
SPEAKER_01 (37:47):
If some of these things that happened are legit,
it's fucking terrifying.
Although, with it being GhostAdventures, a very highly
produced network TV show thatdesperately needs your ratings,
it's up in the air on how muchof this is legit or not.
SPEAKER_03 (38:03):
Do you know how many things I can say that about and
be correct?
SPEAKER_01 (38:07):
A lot of things.
Almost all of them.
So when Zach and the gang wentto the island, um they brought
Zach and his baggins.
And his baggins.
Zach and the baggins.
Um, he brought with him one ofDon's uh buddies that he used to
hang out with all the time.
And um they gosh, she's justshe's like fucking river dancing
(38:30):
up there, I swear to God.
Lord of the dance.
SPEAKER_02 (38:32):
You can hear it actually, by the way.
You can?
Yeah.
Oh hell yeah.
It's funny, dude.
SPEAKER_01 (38:37):
It's loud.
SPEAKER_02 (38:38):
Um yeah, I know I can hear that.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (38:41):
Oh yeah, that's my girl.
Fucking clogs up there.
SPEAKER_03 (38:43):
Um, the Irish community in Chicago, as long as
she brings one potato?
SPEAKER_01 (38:50):
Two that makes sense.
That makes sense.
So uh am I gonna have to get abroom?
Jesus Christ.
Give it down! Hey man, let'shave her fun.
A fucking bottom level tenant inmy own goddamn home.
SPEAKER_03 (39:08):
Just remember, she will never have this much fun
again.
SPEAKER_01 (39:10):
Yeah, not so much.
SPEAKER_02 (39:11):
You can technically evict.
SPEAKER_03 (39:16):
That is a legal option.
I need 30 days.
Um as long as you can prove it'snot yours, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (39:21):
Anyway, I'm gonna try to get us back on track, but
good luck.
So Zach Bagins has a couplethings happen to them.
First off, on this island, lotsof spiders.
Let me tell you.
I'm out.
Lots of spiders.
I would not touch this fuckingisland.
I also watched um, was it theWatchers on YouTube or whatever
that cover this as well?
Um, they go there and um thewatchers, watcher, something
(39:42):
like that, whatever it is.
Um, but uh they go there, toomany spiders, man, and they're
they're big ins, they're bigboys, no thank you.
SPEAKER_02 (39:50):
Yeah, I think there's like like tarantulas are
like native there, so no thankyou.
SPEAKER_01 (39:54):
They're just there.
No thank you.
SPEAKER_02 (39:56):
Big fancy assholes.
One thing I noticed when I waslike watching that episode was
like there are so there's somany cobwebs, and I mean,
granted, the fucking dude's beendead for a while, like you know,
like 20 plus years now.
Yeah, yeah.
But like, holy shit, these dollslook like some look like they're
just like molted lava to way.
Yeah, and then some are justlike covered like yeah, some are
(40:19):
covered just like head to toe infucking spiders and cobwebs and
shit.
SPEAKER_03 (40:23):
And it's like I saw I saw one doll that was too
covered in cobwebs.
I'm like, cool, I am doneresearching images for this.
Done with this, because the nextone is gonna be bad.
SPEAKER_01 (40:34):
Which makes me believe maybe he didn't die from
a spirit, maybe a spider bithim.
SPEAKER_02 (40:39):
Spiders just fed his intestines.
Hands down, gotta be whathappened.
SPEAKER_01 (40:44):
But he lived there.
He lived there for a while.
SPEAKER_03 (40:47):
Oh, yeah, he totally got a fucking spider bite that
killed him.
SPEAKER_01 (40:50):
But so when Zach Begins goes, a couple things
happen.
First and foremost, they go tothe island and like a fire just
randomly like starts on its own.
And uh they're like, how didfire start?
I never see fire start like thatbefore.
Definitely not my pyrotechniccrew that did this beforehand.
Definitely not the guys thatwhen when they were off camera
lit it, but I digress and we'rejust reading.
SPEAKER_02 (41:11):
The funny is it's well it's super funny because
they were there with that friendyou mentioned, and when they're
like freaking out about thefire, or okay, so it shows like
these like two different clips,and they're like walking around,
and it's him and Aaron, youknow, just tramping around, and
then like they like hear theshit going on, they're like,
What the fuck?
And it's like, well, there'sclearly one dude that's not with
(41:33):
you right now, yeah.
And actually your your othercamera guy that's like not with
you right now.
So, like, who do you think itis?
And then they come back andthere's a fire, like the guy was
supposed to stand there in thedark by himself, like, or
something.
SPEAKER_03 (41:45):
Like, Doug, you are not the target audience.
SPEAKER_02 (41:49):
No, but I do I again I do love the show a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (41:53):
Um, so there's like a random fire.
The one that was creepy, and Icould totally see this one kind
of being a bit more legit thanthe fucking fire, but again,
it's ghost adventures, so butthey go into one of the rooms,
and um they brought they broughta haunted dog doll.
I forgot his name, his name waslike Henry or Harold.
Harold, that's the one.
They brought Harold the haunteddoll with him, and they're like,
let's see if all these dollslike each other.
(42:14):
Yay! What?
Yeah, and um so they go to get adoll orgy.
Yeah, and they go to get thedoll out of a bag.
They go to get the doll out of abag, and then like a cat fight
breaks out, like a literal twocats are just like and then it's
like and they're like, What thefuck?
And then one of the dolls startslaughing.
And it's fucking creepy.
It is legitimately creepy, andthen they go up to they go up to
(42:38):
the doll that they think wasmaking the sounds, and like
they're like, see if there's abattery in there.
They just find like wireshanging out, there's no battery,
which is legit.
Like that, if I heard that,here's the thing.
And then I shut my pants andthen I turned on the TV.
Yeah, they stuck around on thisfucking island the moment, the
moment I hear those dollslaughing, I'm swimming back.
Get the boat.
SPEAKER_02 (42:58):
Yeah.
Well, not even to mention beforebefore that even happened,
during the day when theyvisited, uh Zach just like
randomly had like a bruise inthe shape of like a baby's hand
on his arm.
SPEAKER_00 (43:11):
Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_02 (43:12):
And he's like, I don't even know where this came
from.
He was like genuinely likeconfused.
He's like, I he's like, dude, Idon't fucking know.
Definitely not done off camera.
I mean, I so I I will say thereare some things that I will see
them do that you can tell isoveracting.
Oh, yeah.
And then there are some timeswhere you like feel like they're
like genuinely like, what thefuck is happening?
(43:35):
And I think that the bruisething was like a genuine one
because of the way he reacted.
It wasn't like super over thetop.
He was just like, he was justlike, he's like, I really have
no idea where this came from.
And like he wasn't oversellingit or being weird about it at
all.
So I was like, that felt fairlygenuine as opposed to like when
the dolls thing happened, theywere like, Oh, oh my god!
SPEAKER_03 (43:55):
Yeah, like you know, they were like freaking out to
expect, yes, correct.
Like most of the reactions tothe weird paranormal things that
happen around Zach Maggins andhis crew, yeah, are fucking just
they're just so exaggerated.
SPEAKER_01 (44:11):
The one the one that's why I'm like, I the one
that I think was a little bitreal.
They had the the the Don'sfriend on and they had a spirit
box set up, and he was listeningto the spirit box, and a voice
came through, and he's like, helooks genuine, he's like, Oh,
and he gives them like a thumbsup, and they're like, Oh, did
you recognize like, yeah, thatwas Don's voice.
Like, he wasn't like scared orsad, but when he heard it, he
(44:33):
had that like look in his eyewhere he's like, Oh shit, that's
kind of recognition, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (44:37):
And I was off because Zach was Zach was trying
to like get the voices to talkto him, and nothing would
happen.
And as soon as like Don's frienddid something started talking,
then yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (44:50):
So that that piece I was like, all right, that's kind
of cool.
SPEAKER_02 (44:52):
Um but I I will I will say I I was thinking about
it just in the sense of like ifthe like we were ever to do
something like this, becauselike you know, the whole point
is that you want to hearsomething and you want to
believe something when you go,and you want to you know make
some sort of sense of the thethings you can't explain, right?
And like I feel like as much aswe make fun of like Zach Baggins
(45:17):
and like the other like ghostadventure people that like are
out there, um, I feel like we'dbe doing the same shit, like any
noise like totally reacting.
Oh, yeah, you're in thatatmosphere.
Want to hear something.
SPEAKER_03 (45:29):
We already have done something our first hundred
episodes were all about be beinglike, let's make this seem real
and the fucking very end of theepisode, let's just rip the
fucking towel out from anything.
Like that's our that's our wholeshtick.
So yeah, real or fake, right?
Uh same shit, just differentvenue.
Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (45:50):
I I enjoyed it though.
I I thought this would be a funlittle little episode to talk
about because of the spookyseason here.
Oh, hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (45:56):
Yeah, we're doing we're doing a little bit of a
buffer this week.
Um, you'll see why next week.
For for those of yeah, you'llsee why next week.
Obviously, um this is gonna comeout late October for those of
you you know listening new andnot live, um, which leaves us
with one last episode in our ourrepertoire for Halloween, which
(46:18):
is gonna be our hometownhorrors.
So look and be prepared forthat.
Um, those of you who are inTwitch or uh are live,
definitely don't miss out in acouple weeks here when we record
that.
SPEAKER_03 (46:32):
We have we have a very fun show planned.
Also, a lot of you wrote thefuck in about some really creepy
things.
So we we are we are gonna haveto set some time aside.
Like this might be a long oneepisode.
There's some good ones for sure.
I can see two hours.
So come seriously, come join us.
SPEAKER_02 (46:54):
It's gonna be a wild episode for sure.
SPEAKER_03 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, it'll be good.
SPEAKER_01 (46:57):
Um on that note, I don't really have much else to
add to this other than no, dude.
SPEAKER_03 (47:03):
This this is just a real place.
SPEAKER_02 (47:05):
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is uh we're justbringing you some spooky, spooky
little little delightfulstories.
I don't know, I don't know whydelightful was what the word of
choice delightful dependent on.
SPEAKER_03 (47:18):
It's because we're all weird ass people, Doug.
And again, all you have to do isfucking uh register a ferry over
to this goddamn island and youcan go explore.
It's not hard.
It's super cheap.
It's very easy to get to.
So if you if anyone's doingtrue, yeah, if anyone's in in uh
oh fuck, what's the town?
Uh Mexico City, an hour south ofMexico City, and you are near uh
(47:42):
was it Lake uh Sochiteal?
I'm not even gonna try topronounce it again.
Sochi.
I forget the last word.
I think it's Sochitil.
I could be wrong.
I'm so sorry if I'm wrong.
Either way, go if you are if youhave a reason and a way of
please go visit.
(48:02):
It like it's full of culture,like it mainly culture, but holy
shit full of man dirt and creepyS dolls.
Yeah.
Mandert, man girt.
Ooh, there's probably a lot ofmangird, actually.
Um on the dolls.
SPEAKER_01 (48:19):
I would like to say well, when we leave, there'll be
much more.
Yeah.
I would like to say look for uson all your spooky social
medias, such as OnlyFans.
OnlyFans.
Uh you find us anywhere.
Go look us up everywhere youcan.
Just look up Deludi.
Deluty or TI.
Deludi, or don't look under theinternet, whatever social media
(48:40):
platform you're on, or whateverplatform you're on in general,
we're probably there.
You're using Oprah or Opera?
Are you using Opera?
Are you using Oprah?
Opera GX.
Fucking using Oprah.
Oh, I would love an Opera GXsponsorship where we get our own
like customers.
SPEAKER_02 (48:54):
That'd be sick.
SPEAKER_01 (48:55):
I don't even know what we do, but that'd be
incredible.
Um, Opera GX.
I don't know how to do that.
SPEAKER_02 (48:59):
If any of you listening know how to get us
just sponsors in general, I knowthat.
SPEAKER_03 (49:04):
I just don't think any of us have the time or will
if it pays me enough to do that.
We got plenty of time.
Oh shit, okay.
Um, yeah, I have four websitesfor you then.
Oh yeah.
Um four websites?
Four.
It's almost five websites.
SPEAKER_01 (49:19):
It's almost five.
SPEAKER_03 (49:21):
Which is the number of fingers you have on one hand,
which means it's meant to be.
SPEAKER_01 (49:25):
Yeah.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_02 (49:27):
Meant to crank that hog.
SPEAKER_01 (49:29):
Find us everywhere.
Uh fuck you, Mike.
Our email is uh dilulypod atgmail.com.
No.
Um I will say if you have adoll, I got some brats dolls
over there uh for my little one.
Not not that direction, thatdirection.
Uh I might bring them to I mightmake an island full of brats
dolls.
You're bringing those to myhouse, aren't you?
Maybe I'll bring an island fullof brats dolls.
SPEAKER_02 (49:51):
And then I will You're getting into the realm of
being creepy.
unknown (49:54):
Good.
SPEAKER_01 (49:54):
And not in like a scary way.
I'm gonna become a hermit in mybasement and turn my basement
into a basement full of bratsdolls.
Mike is gonna be a big one.
I'm leaving my wife and my kid.
Yeah, but just in the basement.
SPEAKER_03 (50:06):
And the shell will be made of dolls.
Yeah.
Jason, what do you want to sayto the people?
Fucking stay paranoid.
Don't trust your dolls.
Jesus shit, don't trust yourdolls.
They probably belong on anisland with a hermit.
Probably.
So send them there, let themlive peacefully, and they will
stop haunting your fucking life.
You asshole.
SPEAKER_02 (50:26):
Dug.
God.
Um yeah, slap those peans andbeans together as per per usual.
Um, but uh, yeah, if you uh dolldolls are creepy, and if you're
if you're a doll and you'relistening to this, fuck you.
Fuck you.
SPEAKER_01 (50:45):
Couldn't I have said it better myself.
Hi everybody, and especiallydolls.
Bye.
Don't look under the internet.
SPEAKER_02 (00:26):
Never been less ready.
SPEAKER_01 (00:28):
Fantastic.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet.
Damn.
An internet comedy horrorpodcast featuring the yours
truly the likes of a Doug.
Hi Hi.
Hi.
Jason.
Hello, hello.
(00:48):
Me.
And it's also introducingTopTech's boat.
His name is Mike, by the way.
I'm Mike.
That's my name.
I got a little uh a couple ofthings I want to give off.
First and foremost, DilutyHousekeeping.
Clap above your head, clap aboveyour head, clap above your head.
I got a couple names that I wantto shout out there.
First and foremost, we have uhactually before before I get
(01:10):
into the names, we're gonna playthe game.
SPEAKER_03 (01:12):
Name?
SPEAKER_01 (01:13):
Is that good?
Or is it bad?
Is this a name?
SPEAKER_04 (01:15):
Is this a name?
SPEAKER_01 (01:16):
Name?
So, first off, we have AustinWalker.
Austin, I'm sorry.
I appreciate the tenor, but I'mgonna have to go with a three on
the name scale, considering it'sjust your name.
Why don't you follow in thefootsteps of my PP Hertz?
SPEAKER_02 (01:30):
Yeah, right.
What was their name again?
Austin What?
Austin Walker.
SPEAKER_01 (01:35):
Ryan, Ryan unfollowed us.
SPEAKER_03 (01:38):
What does that mean?
Ryan?
SPEAKER_01 (01:40):
Yeah, he had a free account.
Ryan, if you're listening, youcheap bitch.
You weren't even paying and youcancel.
Fuck you.
Based on that conversation, Idon't think he's listening.
Probably not.
Well, yes, Austin Walker.
Don't worry about people.
Ryan's a friend of ours, so it'sfine.
I'll just give it him.
SPEAKER_03 (01:58):
Is he?
Not anymore now.
SPEAKER_01 (02:00):
After this?
Not anymore.
Um, what do you guys think ofAustin's name?
Austin Walker.
SPEAKER_03 (02:04):
I mean Austin.
It's a name.
It is.
And you know, Walker is in thewhole name of Walker, Texas
Ranger, so like there's somesegue there.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (02:13):
I was gonna say he could have just he could have
done anything with that.
It's true.
Christopher Walk Walken.
SPEAKER_03 (02:19):
She just sharpened it to Waston.
SPEAKER_01 (02:22):
Up next, we have About Bunny.
And Bunny spelled B-U-N-N-I-E-E.
About Bunny.
About Bunny?
SPEAKER_03 (02:30):
I'll give it.
Yeah, what about Bunny?
SPEAKER_01 (02:34):
About Bunny.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I'm gonna give you maybe like afive.
It's not your name.
Out of ten.
SPEAKER_03 (02:40):
I thought you were gonna say like twenty-three or
something.
That's a very out of fourteen.
I've got to do 23.
It's a very specific scale.
Uh we're getting we're gettingwe're getting some some real
about bunny.
Mid-level.
Well, okay, I have to give itlike a six out of ten simply
because it's making me justthink about shit, I guess.
(03:00):
It's it's it's causing me tothink about the name more for
more than half a second.
SPEAKER_01 (03:04):
So they got you a little bit.
They got you a little more thanhalf.
Okay.
A little smudge.
Okay.
Well, boys.
That I'm it's a fucking cold.
That's gonna conclude.
Housekeeping! Housekeeping!That's not the end of this.
Wanna why?
No.
Holy shit! Boys! I got another Igot another text alert! TMZ's
(03:29):
got this card.
SPEAKER_03 (03:30):
I thought you were blacklisted from their fucking
wire.
SPEAKER_01 (03:33):
I guess you weren't here the last two couple times.
No, actually, they hit me uptwice.
Well, you sent them like fourand a half fax holes.
Yeah.
Recently they've been I say Igot a text alert, but they have
not been sending text.
It's more like they've beenlike, you know, you know how
some like lawn care serviceswill put like their like
advertisement in a Ziploc baggiewith a rock on your driveway.
(03:56):
They've been doing that, butwith scoops.
Okay.
So I found another one on mydriveway today.
Um here's a scoop from TMZ.
It turns out that we we've youguys, we've we've been we've
been all wrong, we've gotten allwe've gotten it all wrong this
entire time.
Jesus Christ was in is in factreal.
SPEAKER_03 (04:19):
But with a twist, he turns out we're both trying to
figure out where the fuck thisis going on.
SPEAKER_01 (04:25):
TMZ was able to figure out that the spirit of
Jesus Christ has now manifesteditself into some celebrities.
That's right, celebrities, aplural.
Three of them the power of JesusChrist was too great for just
one person to possess thesedays.
So Jesus has apparently splithis power among multiple
celebrities.
(04:45):
Witnesses claim they have seenChristopher walking on water.
Oh they also saw Dolly part inthe Red Sea.
No.
We even had some celebrities uhuh change every aspect of
themselves, apparently, to matchtheir powers.
One celebrity had the ability toturn water into other liquids.
(05:06):
They recently came out otherwater.
TMZ actually had an interviewwith this man explaining the
whole thing.
Um, and you'll you'll catch itprobably on their website later.
It's uh it's called uh TMZ'sinterview with uh Weinel Richie.
(05:27):
So that's the scoop.
I'll see you later, buddy.
Um I don't think Jason's lettingme in his house anymore.
SPEAKER_02 (05:36):
Is there a way to unsubscribe from getting those
scoops sent to you?
SPEAKER_01 (05:41):
Well, they're just rock, they're just baggies on my
driveway, so I don't think so.
I don't even know who's I wokeup one morning at like 4 a.m.
There's just a black van thatjust drove by going like 40
miles per hour.
I'm in a kid's zone, dog.
It's keep kids alive, drive 25.
And he just chucked like sevenof them out.
Oh, that's our that's our cashonly paper.
SPEAKER_02 (06:00):
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure if you hit a kiddoing 25, it's still gonna be
bad.
I think it's still illegal.
SPEAKER_01 (06:07):
Yeah, it's still illegal.
SPEAKER_03 (06:08):
It's still it's still illegal, but it's the 20s.
SPEAKER_01 (06:12):
Can I be can I be totally up front with you guys
about something?
I hope so.
I came up with the concept ofthat scoop today while taking a
shit.
I literally, this is how mybrain works.
Literally, for some reason,Dolly Parton came up in my head,
and I was like, Dolly Parton,Parton the Red Sea, am I right?
(06:32):
And then I was like, ooh, wherecan I go from here?
I have no doubt.
There's examining wiped my ass.
That's pretty much how it went.
SPEAKER_03 (06:42):
Um goddammit.
Sometimes the way I get placesis so childish.
I am happy TMZ reports is back.
I will say, as as painful asthey might be sometimes, it it
it reaffirms that my life isbetter.
SPEAKER_01 (06:57):
Yeah, there's there's routine.
I would have to agree.
Um sometimes though, the way Icome up with things is childish,
boys.
So childish, in fact, that maybeI should start carrying around a
doll.
SPEAKER_03 (07:08):
Well, no, you belong on the island of misfit toys,
isn't that what we're talkingabout?
SPEAKER_01 (07:12):
Kind of.
It is.
It does kind of have that thatfeel to it.
So that was a better segue.
I'm gonna roll off of that one.
So instead of the island ofmisfit toys, we're going to an
island of what the fuck toys.
Perfectly groomed dolls.
Perfectly groomed dolls.
We are talking today about theisland of the dolls.
(07:32):
Um or the Isla de las Muñecas.
Muñecas.
Muñecas.
Isla de las muñecas.
Yeah, the Enya.
Muñecas.
There you go.
Yeah, you gotta really get thatpassion.
I just heard an acoustic guitarin the background goo doo doo
doo doo.
SPEAKER_02 (07:50):
That was kind of cool.
Um as we sit here trying topronounce Spanish words.
SPEAKER_01 (07:55):
Oh, it's gonna get worse.
I have to say the name wherethis thing takes place.
So um That's why I thought I wasgoing first.
No, I got you.
So Island of the Dolls.
This has been this is nothingnew.
I'm sure plenty of people thatare listening have heard about
it or watched the GhostAdventures episode on it, which
guess we're gonna be talkingabout later.
Um, but it's this this is thishas been a phenomenon for a
(08:17):
while.
SPEAKER_03 (08:17):
Isn't that the town full of dolls, like inhabited
completely by dolls versus theisland of dolls?
SPEAKER_01 (08:24):
Well, if you want to kind of spoil what we might talk
about later, yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_03 (08:27):
I'm just remembering the episode that aired fucking
15 years ago.
SPEAKER_01 (08:31):
Oh, yeah.
Oh no, they never did one on thethe the town full of dolls.
They just did the island of thestuff.
SPEAKER_03 (08:36):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (08:36):
But as far as I know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (08:38):
Well, I saw it 15 years ago, Mike, so I might know
better.
You're right.
SPEAKER_02 (08:43):
It did air in 2013.
SPEAKER_01 (08:44):
So yeah, yeah, you're close, yeah.
I was I was close.
Um, so the island of the dolls,where it be, what it be.
It is exactly what it soundslike.
This island of dolls is I willhelp you with explaining what
these things are.
How about that?
I will yeah, I will help youexplaining what these things
are.
So this island of this dolls islocated in one of the uh canals
(09:09):
in uh that that are off of uh ZaZachim Zachimilco.
I've told you I'm not gonnapronounce these.
I think it's S-O-T-C-S-H andthen which is basically a town
that is a little bit of waysaway from uh Mexico City.
(09:31):
Um I think it's like an houraway or something.
It's relatively close, allthings considered.
But um this island, you can takeboats to this island.
Um and you have to take a boatbecause this island is in one of
the canals that was built duringthe Aztec period of it was on a
chin uh chinampa.
SPEAKER_03 (09:50):
Yeah.
Chinampa is basically in um aman-made area of like
cultivatable soil to grow crops.
SPEAKER_01 (09:59):
I'm really glad you knew that word and didn't at all
just read it off the screen.
I had to look at it because Idon't know how to pronounce it,
but I like how you know it.
Ah yes, I uh it's pronounced thechinam.
Well, no, like this so itcultured.
SPEAKER_03 (10:12):
So Xochimilco is it's this lake and it's full of
these like little stretches ofland where like fucking
thousands, hundreds andthousands of years ago during
the Aztec times.
During the Aztec times, um, theywould cultivate crops in the
alien times, the alien times.
Absolutely, but they wouldcultivate crops on this uh on
this lake basically because likeit's it's a fucking lake, like
(10:33):
you don't have to water themanymore.
You just put the soil on thelake and you're good.
And so this this whole lake islike full of these things.
This whole area that we'retalking about today is 100% on
one of these old um likecultivatable topsoil mounds in a
lake.
SPEAKER_01 (10:51):
It's its own agricultural area.
Wonder.
Wonder, yeah.
Um it dirt now it dirt, it bigdirt, it's it's man dirt man
dirt man dirt with water.
Um there are there are plenty ofislands, um uh or sorry, Jason.
Uh yeah chini chininamp.
(11:13):
What is it?
Chinampas.
Chinampas.
There's plenty of chinampas.
Fucking cultured fools.
Yeah, um plenty of chinampas uhin this area uh of uh
Sochimilko, and this is the onethat stands out the most,
obviously, because it's full offucking dolls.
Um there are other ones that arelike copycats, they're other
islands that have a bunch ofdolls on them too.
(11:34):
They're just trying to basicallytrick you into going to those
instead of the real one.
Um and because the real one, Iassume it's because A, people
are greedy, and B, the real oneis kind of far away.
If you're going by regular boat,it takes like an hour and a half
to to just manually paddle overthere.
Manually, like yeah, it takes anhour and a half.
(11:55):
Um whereas if you take amotorboat, I mean you're getting
there ASAP, but um on the themain way to get of getting
there, which I thought I I lovedthis.
So in this area, this town, um,the way to get to the through
this can uh these uh canals isthese boats.
I forgot what they're called,but they're basically like
pontoon kind of boats, you know?
(12:17):
And um they're they're they havetables in the center, uh, they
got chairs all around them.
They it's like a whole thing.
They it it's like a banana boatstyle kind of ride.
It's very cool looking.
And you go on there, and thiscanal system has like its own
economy, essentially.
Like you'll go on like like usboys, we could rent a guy's
boat, he'll take us out on thecanal anywhere we want to go.
(12:39):
And while we're out there, thereare vendors on their own canal
on their own boats in this canalwith like drinks and fruit and
artificial and especially theartichokes.
Um, actually.
Um but I thought that was veryinteresting.
(13:00):
And these boats, from what I Idiscovered, a lot of the boats
are named after uh loved onesthat have passed away, or uh
Carl.
People things that are veryyeah, or Bradley, Braxton.
Um a lot of those boats in acouple years.
Uh, but they're named aftereither people that you know the
boat owner cared a lot about, orapparently recently there's been
(13:20):
about a lot that are likecelebrity-based.
Um, one of them, when I waswatching a video, one was called
the Nancy Parker, and I'm like,that's not a that's not a
Mexican name.
I don't know who that is, butthat's a white white woman's
boat right there.
I don't know what gave you thatidea.
SPEAKER_02 (13:34):
Nancy Parker.
SPEAKER_01 (13:35):
Nancy Parker.
Hola, my name's Nancy Parker.
Um but it all this this islandwas pretty much the chinamba.
This this shit fuck off this.
This island was created by uh aman, or at least the doll aspect
(13:56):
of it was created by a man namedDon Julian Santana.
Barrera.
Barrera, thank you.
Uh forgot about the last namethere.
Um Jason, do you know a littlebit about uh Don?
SPEAKER_03 (14:08):
I do actually.
I know way too much.
Um so in like the mid-20thcentury, uh Juan or Barrera
began to collect dolls.
You know, there's not a lotknown about this individual,
however, the one thing that ishis claim to fame is he collects
dolls.
(14:29):
And for some reason he foundhimself uh living on this
island.
Um it is it's known that thisman is a is a he's a hermit.
Like he he's very antisocial.
He just fucking wants to be leftalone.
SPEAKER_01 (14:42):
Do you know the actual reason why he went to the
island?
It's it's a little funny.
Are you aware of it?
SPEAKER_02 (14:48):
Uh I actually have a few different like
recollections, so it depends onwhat one you're there's there's
a there's a legendary one.
SPEAKER_01 (14:57):
And there's also uh the theory is he wanted to get
the fuck out of his marriage,basically.
He went to the island to his toescape his wife, and I think
like I I don't think there was achild in it.
Yeah, but he was like, I gottaget away from this lady.
So he left to an island to liveby himself.
SPEAKER_03 (15:16):
Ooh, so can we speculate real quick?
So that all this says is that inthe mid-20th century, Barrera
began to collect dolls and hangthem around this small island.
There's no backstory about why.
Can we just say that this man Ihave I have all of the why to
that actually?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, cool, great, awesome.
Because I so I just looked intolike the history.
(15:37):
I know nothing about it.
I left the spooky legend stuffto him.
I wanted you to get more.
Yeah, I got I yeah.
I didn't want to know what Iwanted to be surprised by all
this.
So, all that I know is all I'veheard and all I've seen and all
I've read is that the mid-20thcentury is this man started
collecting dolls.
Now, when you read that on asourced website, I kind of start
(16:02):
to think there might be a reasonfor that, but well, we might go
into that later.
Um the island.
I'll definitely go into it, Ipromise.
Cool, great.
The whole reason for thisepisode.
Um the island gained a lot ofnotoriety around 1943 when uh
Mexican director EmilioFernandez used it as the
location of the film MariaCandelaria.
(16:26):
I'm sure that's a much biggerfilm in other countries.
I just I've never heard thetitle.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
It's it's Mexico's uh uh what's the one with the
sled Rosebud.
SPEAKER_03 (16:36):
Oh Susan Cain.
Um, is it is a melodrama filmwritten and directed by Emilio
Fernandez, starring a bunch ofpeople that we don't know.
Um and it did won a win a bunchof awards.
Um came to be regarded as thisdirector's best works, in which
he portrays the indigenouspeople of Mexico with innocence
(16:56):
and dignity.
So great.
It's got some some infamy there,or some not some infamy.
SPEAKER_02 (17:01):
What if it was the opposite?
What if they were like fuckthese people?
They were nasty and not nodignity, no dignity whatsoever.
Um like that's all this man dirtaround.
SPEAKER_03 (17:14):
So this this island got it gained some notoriety
just basically because thisfucking random ass hermit lives
on this island.
Uh sorry, this chinampa, whichis a man-made island made for
cultivating fruits and veggies,um, filled it with dogs.
SPEAKER_02 (17:32):
Let it be known right now.
I will not be into saying thatword.
Chinampa.
I will be calling it an islandfrom here on out.
SPEAKER_01 (17:42):
Doug will not be PC.
SPEAKER_03 (17:43):
I don't know why I try to inject culture into this
fucking podcast.
I have no idea why I try.
Um Junumba.
So all we know is that this mankind of founded the whole thing.
Now, I just hear Jenumba.
I I cannot talk about any of hisearly life on the island without
giving away like every creepything about the fucking island.
So after Barrera died in 2001,his family uh opened the island
(18:09):
to the public as a touristattraction.
And in addition to the hundredsof dolls, the grounds host three
huts, a small museum witharticles from local newspapers
about both the island and theprevious owner, and in the one
uh the one room hut that Barreraslept in, the first doll that he
ever correct ever collected wasis displayed as well as his
(18:30):
favorite one with the name Idon't recognize.
Augustina Augustina, hisfavorite doll.
Um he'd be having sex with thatdoll.
Literally, this is just like athis is like a cultural icon for
the area.
And again, this is like Mikesaid, this is south of Mexico
City, about an hour.
Um, it's on it's on one of theseman-made islands in the middle
(18:51):
of a lake.
Um, and also when you go here,you are gonna find many, many
more of these man-made islandsbecause this lake was actually
like known for that.
Um, the people that lived thatused to live here at the Aztecs,
um they they were very muchknown for cultivating and making
shit grow wherever it could,even if it shouldn't be able to.
(19:12):
So that's why they made thesebig ass mounds.
There's tons of them all overthis lake, but this one is
fucking littered with haunteddolls.
And it is actually the um thebiggest collection of haunted
dolls um in the world.
They get Guinness to approvethat one.
They actually did in 2022.
SPEAKER_01 (19:31):
The Guinness guy's staying in the night, and he's
just like, Oh, yep, that counts.
In 2022, yeah.
Huh.
Interesting.
Yeah, this is awful.
Uh here's your record.
Yeah.
Um they gave it to one of thedolls, and they have a picture
with the doll holding it, like,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (19:44):
If you would like to go visit this island, it is very
much accessible via gondola likegondola-leg boats referred to as
trajineras.
SPEAKER_01 (19:52):
That's the word I couldn't remember.
SPEAKER_03 (19:53):
Most rowers are willing to transport people to
the island, but there are thosewho refuse simply because of
superstition and/slash or fear.
Fear.
SPEAKER_01 (20:03):
Um I did find out that this uh island actually
became one of Mexico's likelargest tourist attractions.
SPEAKER_02 (20:10):
Oh, it's attractions, especially for the
I I have a part about thatactually, it's not really
important, but uh yeah, it'slike huge dark tourism spot.
Like that's one of the biggest.
SPEAKER_03 (20:21):
I love that dark tourism is a fucking concept.
Like, that's great.
SPEAKER_02 (20:25):
Yeah, love it.
There's a really good dark darktourist, like there's I think
it's a show on Netflix, I can'tremember, but it's a really good
like little mini-series if youever want to watch it.
SPEAKER_03 (20:36):
Yeah, obviously.
Lots of good stuff.
Um, outside of that, um, you canfind this stop in the lake on
many tours in the area.
Most of them also include othermuseums and such in the area,
because apparently the stop isdoes not warrant a full
three-hour tour.
Um hour and a half of that isjust paddling too with the
(20:58):
fucking thing.
So yeah, pretty much.
But yeah, no, apparently this isjust uh this is one of a
man-made island that's that somedude decided, you know what,
fuck the world.
I'm gonna live here and I'mgonna plaster it with dolls.
But we don't know why.
Or do we?
We might know why, Doug.
SPEAKER_02 (21:14):
I'll tell you why.
So let's go into the Don Julianorigins, okay?
So this is the first legend, andprobably the biggest thing
you'll hear if this if you wereto look this up, um, you'll see
this kind of plasteredeverywhere.
Um, but it's the drowned girland the first doll.
So uh basically, according tothe most famous version of the
(21:38):
legend, uh Julian claimed thathe discovered the body of a
young girl who drowned in thecanal near his island.
Um it's not clear if he tried tosave her or like couldn't save
her, or if he just uh like foundher, but um there's a lot of
different stories, and the onlypersons that really can like
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that had talked to this guy orcan refute anything that he
said, uh both just seem likethey don't really care.
I don't know how to put it anybetter than that.
Um but long story short, uh sohe finds the body of a young
girl, um, and then a few dayslater, he actually finds a doll
(22:22):
floating in the water right inthe same spot, tangled up in uh
the reeds.
So he believed that thisbelonged to the dead child, and
he hung the doll in a nearbytree as a way to honor her
spirit and ward off evil.
Um there is no official recordof the drowning, but the story
persists among locals, and uhJulian himself often repeats it
(22:43):
as the truth.
Um after hanging the first doll,he began to feel unsettled on
the island, and he told peoplehe could hear like whispering
and footsteps and crying in thenight, and the voice of the
drowned girl asking forcompanionship.
Umpe, you get the hug off that.
unknown (23:01):
Nah.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Um so to quiet her spirit, he began to collect more
dolls, uh, salvaging them fromthe trash, from canals, and even
accepting broken or discardedones from visitors.
He hung them all over theislands, uh or on the island,
uh, on trees, fences, walls,inside of his hut.
Some dolls were missing eyes,other had no limbs or heads.
He didn't really care about thecondition.
(23:24):
Every doll he said carried asoul.
So over the decades, the islandtransformed into like this
surreal forest of like decayingdolls, and locals who rode past
thought he had kind of gone mad.
Um he often talked to the dollsas if they were alive.
Um, but to him, the island was asacred uh space and a shrine to
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protect both himself and thewandering spirits in the canal.
Uh, he sometimes told visitorsthat each doll was a spirit and
they helped chase away the ghostof the drowned girl.
Uh so in 2001, about 50 years ofliving on the island, he
actually died in a really twistof fate kind of situation.
Um his nephew found him dead inthe same canal uh where he had
(24:08):
found the little girl decadesearlier.
SPEAKER_01 (24:10):
Apparently the same spot, too.
SPEAKER_02 (24:12):
Yeah, same spot.
Um so his nephew essentiallyfound him face down in like the
same spot.
Um and when he had seen the likewhen he found the body, the last
thing he saw was this bigfucking huge fish, like kind of
looking at the nephew, and thenlike unsurfaced.
(24:32):
And what's weird about this isthat the nephew claims that um
there aren't that type of fishin this canal.
Like you won't see a big fishlike that in the cal canal
anywhere.
There's it just doesn't exist,it's not a thing.
So they assume that this largefish was taking the soul of the
uncle to now basically be likeum the protector of the souls of
(24:58):
all the dolls in the afterlifeinstead of in real life.
SPEAKER_01 (25:01):
I think part of that has to do are you gonna go into
like uh the aquatic mythology?
SPEAKER_02 (25:09):
Uh not specifically.
You're you're more than welcometo pass a knowledge on.
SPEAKER_01 (25:15):
So a big a big thing that happened with uh the cousin
or the the nephew as well,Anastasio, I think his name was
Anastasio.
So first and foremost, Anastasiowas he went to the island to
help um Don plant pumpkins, andhe was like, Oh, he was all good
and everything, he was fineuntil I walked away for a little
bit and then he just vanishedand I found him dead in the
(25:36):
canal.
Um, but apparently Don was verysuperstitious and he believed in
mermaids.
Um so uh I guess I guessmermaids is like a big like
belief thing back in like the50s and whatnot.
SPEAKER_03 (25:49):
It also depends on what culture you're looking at.
SPEAKER_01 (25:51):
Yeah, but when Don was growing up, he always
mentioned how um one day the themermaids will call him to the
sea or to the water, things likethat, and he believed in them.
So he saw that fish, and he waslike, Oh, I believe that might
have been like a mermaid thatcalled him to the sea.
SPEAKER_03 (26:08):
It's like it's like that death clock song.
Which one I don't knowMermaider, mermaider or go into
the water, one of the go intothe water, yeah.
Yeah, either one.
SPEAKER_01 (26:18):
Either fucking one, but yeah, I thought that was
very interesting.
It it adds to the twist of fatetype of thing to it, where it's
like I know, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (26:27):
Um okay, so yeah, yeah.
The the whole mermaid thing isreally interesting, actually.
Um in the lore of mermaids.
Apparently, only some peoplelike have the ability to see
them or hear them too, which iskind of interesting, I think.
But anyways, they're fake, so umuh anyway, so after his death,
(26:49):
join us on the next cryptidcorner where we just dunk up
mermaids, we just shit all overfish people.
Mermaids suck, they have thewrong half of the woman.
Um but then you wouldn't have toboo.
SPEAKER_03 (27:03):
Yeah, but you would have fuck a uh whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (27:06):
You can fuck a fish.
Ask fucking Tom Cruise.
Okay, yeah, that's you knowwhat?
SPEAKER_02 (27:10):
He did give us something.
You're not wrong.
And he be fucking livingforever, so maybe you know maybe
there's something to fuckingfish.
Maybe there's something to fishfucking.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (27:21):
Just make a quick academ, put your dick and a
fish.
SPEAKER_02 (27:25):
It's great.
It's my dick and a fish.
Um, okay, so after his death, umthe island basically remained
exactly as he had left it.
His family now maintains it,operates it, um, and they
occasionally open it tovisitors.
Um, the dolls are still hangingthere today.
Uh lots of paranormalinvestigators uh say they hear
(27:47):
whispering and children'slaughter and movement among the
dolls, and that they think thatuh Julian Spirit is, you know,
watching over the uh thechildren, if you will.
So um if they're movingbasically, a lot of people think
that he he ended up becoming theguardian of the dolls, like I
mentioned, um, from beyond thegrave.
So that being said, uh, we kindof covered a little of the dark
(28:09):
tourism aspect of everything, soI won't go over that again.
Um, but there are some otherjust legends to this uh, I
guess, island, if you will.
Um, so there's the whisperingdoll uh legend, which we kind of
also went over, but there's alot of whispering.
So they say when the wind blowsthrough, you can hear like the
dolls almost talking to eachother.
(28:29):
Um, you you can hear likemurmurs and giggles and even
prayers.
Um, and basically the whispersare believed to warn visitors
not to stay too long after dark.
Um, good job, Zach Baggins.
Um but uh that's so that's oneof the legends.
There's another the that'scalled the Cursed Collector
Legend, where in some retellingsum Don Julian isn't a protector,
(28:52):
but he's actually cursed by thedoll.
And after he hung the first one,he began to experience bad luck
and terrifying visions, and theonly way to silence them was to
hang more dolls, each oneabsorbing a part of his torment.
And some versions even gofurther where every doll
represents a piece of JulJulian's soul, meaning that the
more dolls he hung, the lessremain of himself remained crux
(29:13):
situation, yeah.
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (29:15):
Do you think uh not to cut you off, but no, you're
fine.
How crazy do you think hesounded trying to explain this
situation to anyone around him?
Like, no, you don't get it.
I'm hanging up, you don'tunderstand I'm hanging up dolls
to appease the girl ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (29:32):
Idiot.
Yeah, I I it's it's funnybecause like I have to imagine
um this guy was just like inthis shack by himself, smoking
and drinking every day of hislife, and then his nephew, you
know, was helping out, and thenI'm I'm sure this man had like a
fucking heart attack orsomething and just like died.
(29:53):
But he's like, they took him thefish, the fish took him, and the
dolls, you know, and it's justsome crazy.
Dude that just like fucking diedbecause all he did for 50 years
was drink and smoke and left hiswife.
SPEAKER_03 (30:08):
And this is how we come up with an entire thing.
SPEAKER_01 (30:10):
The funny thing is, the funny thing is, I I was
watching um it might be a littlebiased, but in one of the
episodes I was or videos I waswatching, one of his friends or
something was like, Oh yeah, hewas he was beloved all around
the town, everyone loved him.
And then ever since theincident, like he became a
hermit, he didn't talk toanybody, so we just kind of lost
track of him for the most part.
It's like yeah, we know whatprobably happened is people
(30:32):
started seeing this crazy manput dolls up on an island.
SPEAKER_03 (30:34):
People were like, Don't don't talk to him, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:37):
No, just leave him alone.
SPEAKER_03 (30:39):
No interaction, not until you're 18.
SPEAKER_02 (30:43):
Yeah, I I don't I don't know how you you really
don't come back from like acrazy man hanging dolls on an
island.
SPEAKER_03 (30:51):
Like okay, what's the number?
Like what okay, you get to fiftylike 14 dolls.
That's acceptable throughout ahouse, right?
Or an island, right?
SPEAKER_02 (31:02):
Well, okay, so what's like how what's of course
we have we have Mike Manning theTwitch right now, but like if
you look at this fucking island,like when you see the island,
like I don't know if you saw anyof the pictures, Jason, but like
Yeah, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (31:17):
It's bad.
Oh it's not like it's not good.
How like that's that is whatthat is my question is how the
fuck like day one versus daythree hundred?
SPEAKER_02 (31:26):
Like what what's the I think as soon as the dolls
move from his one bedroom shackto being hung by the streams out
of a tree, I think that's whenyou call it uh when the guy
would hey this guy needs medicalattention, like ASAP.
SPEAKER_03 (31:42):
Actually, ooh, no, he doesn't because he lives by
himself.
You don't this is his ownhilaria.
He he can do it, like you knowwhat I mean?
Like, I think about my own.
SPEAKER_02 (31:54):
He died loving what he did.
Fucking dolls.
SPEAKER_03 (31:58):
I think putting it on the ball.
SPEAKER_02 (32:01):
All right, somebody bring the black light out there
and be like, all right, how manyof these dolls have fucking?
SPEAKER_01 (32:05):
I'm Zach Baggins.
I'm here to find the amount ofjizz that's on all these dolls.
Holy shit, that's a useless.
SPEAKER_02 (32:11):
Some people will jizz more than you will ever
understand.
SPEAKER_01 (32:14):
Don was Don was out here cranking his hog to a bunch
of new diluti channel.
SPEAKER_03 (32:19):
It's just called How Much Jizz is in here.
SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
How much jizz is This man was cranking his hog,
so I I I tried to speak with himfrom beyond the grave by
cranking my hog.
SPEAKER_01 (32:33):
Spirit spirit are you cranking your hog around the
house?
SPEAKER_02 (32:38):
Yes.
It sounds like sounds like somefapping in the bed in the
distance.
Are we picking that up oncamera?
Um we'll talk about Zach Bagginsin a little bit.
We're I'm almost done.
So um, a couple more legends.
Uh the Possessed Island Theoryuh is a darker take that claims
that the island itself became aliving entity feeding on grief
(32:59):
and fear.
Um visitors also report uhfeeling watched even during the
day when you're on the island.
And a lot of the time theelectronics fail, uh boats get
caught in the weeds near theisland, and uh they say that the
island is pulling you in, so youhave to get off of your boat.
No, it's just warn it is justscalp, but locals warn that if
(33:20):
you take a doll from the island,bad luck will follow you home
until it's returned.
Um that I believe.
SPEAKER_03 (33:26):
Yeah, because like why the fuck would you do that?
SPEAKER_02 (33:29):
Uh on a lighter end, we have that the uh a more
hopeful interpretation, if youwill, is that locals and shamans
say that the dolls are nothaunted, but protective spirits.
Each doll watches over thecanals and keep away dark
energies, and people who visitrespectively often leave with
blessings, um, and those whomock the dolls will leave with
misfortune.
(33:50):
Um, and this kind of paints theisland as more of like a
sanctuary as opposed to a like aplace of evil.
Um and then there's a newerurban legend that says that each
doll brought to the islandbecomes infected, um, and
tourists who leave new dollsmight later have nightmares or
hear the dolls like calling themback up.
(34:10):
Yeah, infected by what does thatmean?
By the island.
SPEAKER_03 (34:15):
Well, you see, when a when a a male doll and a when
man dirt and woman dirt loveeach other very much, and they
both have herpes.
SPEAKER_02 (34:25):
To be fair, I couldn't find a whole lot about
this newer urban legend otherthan like this like three
sentences that I have.
SPEAKER_03 (34:32):
Um the rage virus, like from 28 days later, but
doll for uh a monkey looks atyou wrong and all of a sudden
you're angry type thing.
Uh a breeze rolls in, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (34:45):
Um and then yeah, yeah, you're just infected, but
doll infected.
Um so this uh this belief thatthe dolls would get infected
have now stopped people fromleaving their dolls there
because they're afraid thatthey'll start being you know
haunted by the islandessentially.
(35:07):
And then the last legend that Ihave is the is called the
lantern on the canal.
Basically, a bunch of the boatoperators out there say that
there's a glowing lanternlanterns that appear on the
island late at night.
Um, and they think it's justJulian's ghost like kind of
rowing silently between thecanals, making sure everything's
good on the island still.
Um, and if you follow the light,um it'll lead you in circles
(35:29):
until sunrise, and you'll neverfind the island again.
SPEAKER_03 (35:32):
Bum bum boom.
This is just Pirates of theCaribbean.
This is turning very much intoPirates of the Caribbean.
SPEAKER_01 (35:40):
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Your child is insane.
She's loud, like wow.
I don't think it's being pickedup, which is good, but still.
No, but I hear it.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
How the hell do we get here?
SPEAKER_02 (35:53):
Pirates of the Parabian.
SPEAKER_01 (35:55):
Bring me that horizon.
Bring me that horizon.
SPEAKER_02 (35:58):
Um Yeah, so that's that's pretty much that's pretty
much the gist of this story in anutshell.
SPEAKER_03 (36:05):
I like the legend way, way more than like the the
history.
Who's this guy?
SPEAKER_02 (36:12):
Yeah Yeah.
The the the actual history ofthe islands is just fine as far
as it's just an old historygoes.
SPEAKER_03 (36:21):
It's an old Atlasek farming mound.
Like that's it, that's it.
That's the whole history.
SPEAKER_01 (36:26):
Pretty much.
SPEAKER_03 (36:27):
Come on and watch a scroll.
SPEAKER_01 (36:30):
Come on and come on at all.
Um now our our our good friendsat Ghost Adventures did cover
did go to the island in season12, episode 4 of Your Ghost
Adventures.
Um and there's some things thathappened there which can only be
(36:50):
explained by CGI and SFX.
Can only be explained by ZachBagan's power as a demonologist
and psychic Jason.
A Tulpa survivor?
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (37:01):
Let me tell you, I was talking to Zach earlier,
right?
Oh shit.
And he let me know thateverything that happened in that
episode is real, and ithappened.
And there's you can't eventhere's no you can't even def
just like refute it.
It's it happened for sure.
SPEAKER_01 (37:22):
Yeah.
Um so I'm I'm I'm I'm a big fanof the Ghost Adventures.
I love it.
It's my it's the my equivalentof trash TV.
Ghost Adventures to me is likekeeping up to the Kardashians to
other people, you know what Imean?
Um I fucking love it.
It's that garbage TV.
Um Shatner's Unexplained.
If, yeah, kind of.
SPEAKER_03 (37:43):
That was actually pretty good.
I like that.
I did too, but also it's way toodramatic.
SPEAKER_01 (37:47):
If some of these things that happened are legit,
it's fucking terrifying.
Although, with it being GhostAdventures, a very highly
produced network TV show thatdesperately needs your ratings,
it's up in the air on how muchof this is legit or not.
SPEAKER_03 (38:03):
Do you know how many things I can say that about and
be correct?
SPEAKER_01 (38:07):
A lot of things.
Almost all of them.
So when Zach and the gang wentto the island, um they brought
Zach and his baggins.
And his baggins.
Zach and the baggins.
Um, he brought with him one ofDon's uh buddies that he used to
hang out with all the time.
And um they gosh, she's justshe's like fucking river dancing
(38:30):
up there, I swear to God.
Lord of the dance.
SPEAKER_02 (38:32):
You can hear it actually, by the way.
You can?
Yeah.
Oh hell yeah.
It's funny, dude.
SPEAKER_01 (38:37):
It's loud.
SPEAKER_02 (38:38):
Um yeah, I know I can hear that.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (38:41):
Oh yeah, that's my girl.
Fucking clogs up there.
SPEAKER_03 (38:43):
Um, the Irish community in Chicago, as long as
she brings one potato?
SPEAKER_01 (38:50):
Two that makes sense.
That makes sense.
So uh am I gonna have to get abroom?
Jesus Christ.
Give it down! Hey man, let'shave her fun.
A fucking bottom level tenant inmy own goddamn home.
SPEAKER_03 (39:08):
Just remember, she will never have this much fun
again.
SPEAKER_01 (39:10):
Yeah, not so much.
SPEAKER_02 (39:11):
You can technically evict.
SPEAKER_03 (39:16):
That is a legal option.
I need 30 days.
Um as long as you can prove it'snot yours, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (39:21):
Anyway, I'm gonna try to get us back on track, but
good luck.
So Zach Bagins has a couplethings happen to them.
First off, on this island, lotsof spiders.
Let me tell you.
I'm out.
Lots of spiders.
I would not touch this fuckingisland.
I also watched um, was it theWatchers on YouTube or whatever
that cover this as well?
Um, they go there and um thewatchers, watcher, something
(39:42):
like that, whatever it is.
Um, but uh they go there, toomany spiders, man, and they're
they're big ins, they're bigboys, no thank you.
SPEAKER_02 (39:50):
Yeah, I think there's like like tarantulas are
like native there, so no thankyou.
SPEAKER_01 (39:54):
They're just there.
No thank you.
SPEAKER_02 (39:56):
Big fancy assholes.
One thing I noticed when I waslike watching that episode was
like there are so there's somany cobwebs, and I mean,
granted, the fucking dude's beendead for a while, like you know,
like 20 plus years now.
Yeah, yeah.
But like, holy shit, these dollslook like some look like they're
just like molted lava to way.
Yeah, and then some are justlike covered like yeah, some are
(40:19):
covered just like head to toe infucking spiders and cobwebs and
shit.
SPEAKER_03 (40:23):
And it's like I saw I saw one doll that was too
covered in cobwebs.
I'm like, cool, I am doneresearching images for this.
Done with this, because the nextone is gonna be bad.
SPEAKER_01 (40:34):
Which makes me believe maybe he didn't die from
a spirit, maybe a spider bithim.
SPEAKER_02 (40:39):
Spiders just fed his intestines.
Hands down, gotta be whathappened.
SPEAKER_01 (40:44):
But he lived there.
He lived there for a while.
SPEAKER_03 (40:47):
Oh, yeah, he totally got a fucking spider bite that
killed him.
SPEAKER_01 (40:50):
But so when Zach Begins goes, a couple things
happen.
First and foremost, they go tothe island and like a fire just
randomly like starts on its own.
And uh they're like, how didfire start?
I never see fire start like thatbefore.
Definitely not my pyrotechniccrew that did this beforehand.
Definitely not the guys thatwhen when they were off camera
lit it, but I digress and we'rejust reading.
SPEAKER_02 (41:11):
The funny is it's well it's super funny because
they were there with that friendyou mentioned, and when they're
like freaking out about thefire, or okay, so it shows like
these like two different clips,and they're like walking around,
and it's him and Aaron, youknow, just tramping around, and
then like they like hear theshit going on, they're like,
What the fuck?
And it's like, well, there'sclearly one dude that's not with
(41:33):
you right now, yeah.
And actually your your othercamera guy that's like not with
you right now.
So, like, who do you think itis?
And then they come back andthere's a fire, like the guy was
supposed to stand there in thedark by himself, like, or
something.
SPEAKER_03 (41:45):
Like, Doug, you are not the target audience.
SPEAKER_02 (41:49):
No, but I do I again I do love the show a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (41:53):
Um, so there's like a random fire.
The one that was creepy, and Icould totally see this one kind
of being a bit more legit thanthe fucking fire, but again,
it's ghost adventures, so butthey go into one of the rooms,
and um they brought they broughta haunted dog doll.
I forgot his name, his name waslike Henry or Harold.
Harold, that's the one.
They brought Harold the haunteddoll with him, and they're like,
let's see if all these dollslike each other.
(42:14):
Yay! What?
Yeah, and um so they go to get adoll orgy.
Yeah, and they go to get thedoll out of a bag.
They go to get the doll out of abag, and then like a cat fight
breaks out, like a literal twocats are just like and then it's
like and they're like, What thefuck?
And then one of the dolls startslaughing.
And it's fucking creepy.
It is legitimately creepy, andthen they go up to they go up to
(42:38):
the doll that they think wasmaking the sounds, and like
they're like, see if there's abattery in there.
They just find like wireshanging out, there's no battery,
which is legit.
Like that, if I heard that,here's the thing.
And then I shut my pants andthen I turned on the TV.
Yeah, they stuck around on thisfucking island the moment, the
moment I hear those dollslaughing, I'm swimming back.
Get the boat.
SPEAKER_02 (42:58):
Yeah.
Well, not even to mention beforebefore that even happened,
during the day when theyvisited, uh Zach just like
randomly had like a bruise inthe shape of like a baby's hand
on his arm.
SPEAKER_00 (43:11):
Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_02 (43:12):
And he's like, I don't even know where this came
from.
He was like genuinely likeconfused.
He's like, I he's like, dude, Idon't fucking know.
Definitely not done off camera.
I mean, I so I I will say thereare some things that I will see
them do that you can tell isoveracting.
Oh, yeah.
And then there are some timeswhere you like feel like they're
like genuinely like, what thefuck is happening?
(43:35):
And I think that the bruisething was like a genuine one
because of the way he reacted.
It wasn't like super over thetop.
He was just like, he was justlike, he's like, I really have
no idea where this came from.
And like he wasn't oversellingit or being weird about it at
all.
So I was like, that felt fairlygenuine as opposed to like when
the dolls thing happened, theywere like, Oh, oh my god!
SPEAKER_03 (43:55):
Yeah, like you know, they were like freaking out to
expect, yes, correct.
Like most of the reactions tothe weird paranormal things that
happen around Zach Maggins andhis crew, yeah, are fucking just
they're just so exaggerated.
SPEAKER_01 (44:11):
The one the one that's why I'm like, I the one
that I think was a little bitreal.
They had the the the Don'sfriend on and they had a spirit
box set up, and he was listeningto the spirit box, and a voice
came through, and he's like, helooks genuine, he's like, Oh,
and he gives them like a thumbsup, and they're like, Oh, did
you recognize like, yeah, thatwas Don's voice.
Like, he wasn't like scared orsad, but when he heard it, he
(44:33):
had that like look in his eyewhere he's like, Oh shit, that's
kind of recognition, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (44:37):
And I was off because Zach was Zach was trying
to like get the voices to talkto him, and nothing would
happen.
And as soon as like Don's frienddid something started talking,
then yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (44:50):
So that that piece I was like, all right, that's kind
of cool.
SPEAKER_02 (44:52):
Um but I I will I will say I I was thinking about
it just in the sense of like ifthe like we were ever to do
something like this, becauselike you know, the whole point
is that you want to hearsomething and you want to
believe something when you go,and you want to you know make
some sort of sense of the thethings you can't explain, right?
And like I feel like as much aswe make fun of like Zach Baggins
(45:17):
and like the other like ghostadventure people that like are
out there, um, I feel like we'dbe doing the same shit, like any
noise like totally reacting.
Oh, yeah, you're in thatatmosphere.
Want to hear something.
SPEAKER_03 (45:29):
We already have done something our first hundred
episodes were all about be beinglike, let's make this seem real
and the fucking very end of theepisode, let's just rip the
fucking towel out from anything.
Like that's our that's our wholeshtick.
So yeah, real or fake, right?
Uh same shit, just differentvenue.
Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (45:50):
I I enjoyed it though.
I I thought this would be a funlittle little episode to talk
about because of the spookyseason here.
Oh, hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (45:56):
Yeah, we're doing we're doing a little bit of a
buffer this week.
Um, you'll see why next week.
For for those of yeah, you'llsee why next week.
Obviously, um this is gonna comeout late October for those of
you you know listening new andnot live, um, which leaves us
with one last episode in our ourrepertoire for Halloween, which
(46:18):
is gonna be our hometownhorrors.
So look and be prepared forthat.
Um, those of you who are inTwitch or uh are live,
definitely don't miss out in acouple weeks here when we record
that.
SPEAKER_03 (46:32):
We have we have a very fun show planned.
Also, a lot of you wrote thefuck in about some really creepy
things.
So we we are we are gonna haveto set some time aside.
Like this might be a long oneepisode.
There's some good ones for sure.
I can see two hours.
So come seriously, come join us.
SPEAKER_02 (46:54):
It's gonna be a wild episode for sure.
SPEAKER_03 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, it'll be good.
SPEAKER_01 (46:57):
Um on that note, I don't really have much else to
add to this other than no, dude.
SPEAKER_03 (47:03):
This this is just a real place.
SPEAKER_02 (47:05):
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is uh we're justbringing you some spooky, spooky
little little delightfulstories.
I don't know, I don't know whydelightful was what the word of
choice delightful dependent on.
SPEAKER_03 (47:18):
It's because we're all weird ass people, Doug.
And again, all you have to do isfucking uh register a ferry over
to this goddamn island and youcan go explore.
It's not hard.
It's super cheap.
It's very easy to get to.
So if you if anyone's doingtrue, yeah, if anyone's in in uh
oh fuck, what's the town?
Uh Mexico City, an hour south ofMexico City, and you are near uh
(47:42):
was it Lake uh Sochiteal?
I'm not even gonna try topronounce it again.
Sochi.
I forget the last word.
I think it's Sochitil.
I could be wrong.
I'm so sorry if I'm wrong.
Either way, go if you are if youhave a reason and a way of
please go visit.
(48:02):
It like it's full of culture,like it mainly culture, but holy
shit full of man dirt and creepyS dolls.
Yeah.
Mandert, man girt.
Ooh, there's probably a lot ofmangird, actually.
Um on the dolls.
SPEAKER_01 (48:19):
I would like to say well, when we leave, there'll be
much more.
Yeah.
I would like to say look for uson all your spooky social
medias, such as OnlyFans.
OnlyFans.
Uh you find us anywhere.
Go look us up everywhere youcan.
Just look up Deludi.
Deluty or TI.
Deludi, or don't look under theinternet, whatever social media
(48:40):
platform you're on, or whateverplatform you're on in general,
we're probably there.
You're using Oprah or Opera?
Are you using Opera?
Are you using Oprah?
Opera GX.
Fucking using Oprah.
Oh, I would love an Opera GXsponsorship where we get our own
like customers.
SPEAKER_02 (48:54):
That'd be sick.
SPEAKER_01 (48:55):
I don't even know what we do, but that'd be
incredible.
Um, Opera GX.
I don't know how to do that.
SPEAKER_02 (48:59):
If any of you listening know how to get us
just sponsors in general, I knowthat.
SPEAKER_03 (49:04):
I just don't think any of us have the time or will
if it pays me enough to do that.
We got plenty of time.
Oh shit, okay.
Um, yeah, I have four websitesfor you then.
Oh yeah.
Um four websites?
Four.
It's almost five websites.
SPEAKER_01 (49:19):
It's almost five.
SPEAKER_03 (49:21):
Which is the number of fingers you have on one hand,
which means it's meant to be.
SPEAKER_01 (49:25):
Yeah.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_02 (49:27):
Meant to crank that hog.
SPEAKER_01 (49:29):
Find us everywhere.
Uh fuck you, Mike.
Our email is uh dilulypod atgmail.com.
No.
Um I will say if you have adoll, I got some brats dolls
over there uh for my little one.
Not not that direction, thatdirection.
Uh I might bring them to I mightmake an island full of brats
dolls.
You're bringing those to myhouse, aren't you?
Maybe I'll bring an island fullof brats dolls.
SPEAKER_02 (49:51):
And then I will You're getting into the realm of
being creepy.
unknown (49:54):
Good.
SPEAKER_01 (49:54):
And not in like a scary way.
I'm gonna become a hermit in mybasement and turn my basement
into a basement full of bratsdolls.
Mike is gonna be a big one.
I'm leaving my wife and my kid.
Yeah, but just in the basement.
SPEAKER_03 (50:06):
And the shell will be made of dolls.
Yeah.
Jason, what do you want to sayto the people?
Fucking stay paranoid.
Don't trust your dolls.
Jesus shit, don't trust yourdolls.
They probably belong on anisland with a hermit.
Probably.
So send them there, let themlive peacefully, and they will
stop haunting your fucking life.
You asshole.
SPEAKER_02 (50:26):
Dug.
God.
Um yeah, slap those peans andbeans together as per per usual.
Um, but uh, yeah, if you uh dolldolls are creepy, and if you're
if you're a doll and you'relistening to this, fuck you.
Fuck you.
SPEAKER_01 (50:45):
Couldn't I have said it better myself.
Hi everybody, and especiallydolls.
Bye.
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