DLUTI 217 - Wiby.me - Don't Look Under the Internet

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SPEAKER_00 (00:16):
Don't look under the internet.

SPEAKER_06 (00:26):
Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.
It's comedy horror podcastfeaturing the likes of yours,
truly.
We got Matthew, who I definitelydidn't interrupt.

SPEAKER_04 (00:41):
Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 (00:44):
Subtitle just says We got Douglas.
Nope.
And then we got the BeanmasterJason himself.

SPEAKER_02 (00:56):
Do you know that the letter W starts with the letter
D.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02):
And then we have me.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05):
The fucking looks of confusion.
I love it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08):
I have seen those uh where it's the alphabet
alphabetically.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12):
It's stupid.
It's fucking it hurts my brain.
Because it's right and I hateit.

SPEAKER_08 (01:18):
That is kind of fun.
I hate it.
But it is fun.
How do you spell W with a D?

SPEAKER_05 (01:25):
Oh.
It's the first one.
Are you sure though?
Do we have a spelling for W?
Or is that just a word?
It's two words.
Does it have a duh duh?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I get it.
I always send itself.
But is there an actual wordwritten out like this is this is
how you spell it?

SPEAKER_08 (01:44):
Yeah, it's D-O-U-B-L-E.
Are there official spellings forletters now?
Is Mike.

SPEAKER_05 (01:49):
Yeah.
That's that's what I was.

SPEAKER_08 (01:50):
That's there's like that phonetic spelling thing
though that is like a linguisticthing.
How you spell letters.

SPEAKER_02 (01:57):
Yeah, it's fair.
Who are to spell letters?
What order would it be in?
Mike?

SPEAKER_08 (02:04):
There's a video for that Mike's.
Who are you?

SPEAKER_06 (02:06):
Anyway, yeah, it's great.
Um, let's get the fuck out ofwherever this is going, because
I don't like it that much.
That's an uncomfortable zone.
I don't like it.
Anyway, so what we're gonna betalking about today.
We're all just we're all justhaving a good time, you know
what I'm saying?
So two two weeks in a row, wehad Reddit stuff.
We're like, that's fun.
And then Doug was like, hey, youknow what else is fun?

(02:29):
Old websites that people eitherdon't update or they still
fucking do for some reason andit don't look good.
Or they only say that most ofthem.

SPEAKER_08 (02:37):
By the way, they still pay for them for some
reason, or they pre-pay them fora long time.

SPEAKER_06 (02:41):
Yeah, they're still paying for them.
Um, so Doug, do you care toexplain how this came to be?
Do you care to explain why we'refucking doing explain the whole
internet?

SPEAKER_08 (02:54):
Start there.

SPEAKER_06 (02:54):
Matt, are you doing smelling salts?
Yeah.
Those are poppers.

SPEAKER_08 (02:59):
Those are poppers, so we can go dancing later.

SPEAKER_02 (03:05):
Um it dilates his anus so we can dance.

SPEAKER_08 (03:08):
I'm smelling orange peels.

SPEAKER_05 (03:12):
You know what I'm with?
Does it smell like orange orsmell like green, maybe?

SPEAKER_08 (03:15):
It smells like apple.

SPEAKER_06 (03:18):
What?

SPEAKER_08 (03:19):
That is a good juice.

SPEAKER_06 (03:21):
Did you know the juice from the orange peel is
flammable?
It's really cool.

SPEAKER_08 (03:25):
Do you know it's toxic to case?

SPEAKER_05 (03:26):
Uh actually, did you know that if you put the juice
from an orange in your eyeball,it feels really good, Mike?

SPEAKER_06 (03:34):
Matt, try for me.
Um anyway.

SPEAKER_05 (03:38):
How did we so I've been getting served like weird
YouTubes about just like early,or well, I say early, but like
late, late 90s, early 2000s,like websites and stuff like
that.
And uh I thought it'd be cool todo something similar.
And so one day I stumbled acrossuh a search engine, which we'll

(04:02):
go over in a minute.
But uh basically, um I wanted totalk about abandoned internet
because I thought it was neat, Ithought it was a fun idea.
It hits the nostalgia factor forme, um, and hopefully those
listening as well.
But uh, so when we talk aboutabandoned internet, um, I'm
referring to websites, forums,pages, digital communities that

(04:23):
were once active but have thensince been deserted.
Um, they still exist online andsometimes are perfectly
preserved, sometimes they're alittle broken or half
functional, um, and or no onemaintains them anymore.
Um think the Space Jam websitebefore Space Jam 2.
Yeah, right.
So some characteristics uh wouldbe like old interfaces that are

(04:45):
kind of frozen in that early2000s design, or maybe like even
early 2010s, um, which says alot about what we're about to
talk about because shit.
I don't even know.
Like we've come such a long wayin such a short amount of years
to like where we are now, to howthings look on the internet.

SPEAKER_08 (05:02):
But either way, a lot of the shit I found on here
was like 11 years old.

SPEAKER_05 (05:06):
I was like, I know it's fucking weird.
It's like really weird becauseit still looks like it's stuck
in the 2000s, but it's not.
Um, but anyways, so we're gonnabe seeing old interfaces, broken
links, missing images, four orfour pages.
We're gonna see you know, postsfrom eight to fifteen years ago.
We're gonna see the the infamousguest book.

(05:27):
The guest book, my friends.
Do you remember that?
Go into a website, it's likesign my guest book.
Oh my god, sign my guest book.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, we're gonna see fucking uhwebsites that were designed for
flash and java that no longerwork.
Uh, we're gonna see stuff thatjust triggers a browser warning
that's like, yo, are you sureyou want to go here?

(05:49):
Um, and then like untouchedpersonal pages, which I'm almost
positive 90% of this episode isgonna be about.
Um, like digital diaries, blogs,just people who liked something
a lot and had a lot of shit tosay about it for no reason.
We're gonna be seeing a lot ofthat in this episode.
Oh yeah, brother.
I think it was a lot of fun forme at least.

(06:10):
I know Mike was having a goodtime.

SPEAKER_06 (06:12):
Um, I'd love to see what you guys found, or at least
a chance to do it.

SPEAKER_05 (06:17):
Yeah, no, you broke you broke your own brain, and
that's that's kind of yourfault, but that's fine.
That's what that's what we'redoing this for, right?
So uh I found a website calledWibby.me, that's w i b y dot me.
Um, and it has like a curatedsearch engine for old websites.

(06:38):
So you can basically take uhthere's a search bar as uh any
good search engine has, and youcan look up old shit, and it
almost like it kind of seemslike it utilizes the Wayback
Machine to a degree.
Um, but you can kind of searchold shit, and anything the
search engine pops up is goingto be an old website that is
either no longer active or youknow still around for whatever

(07:03):
reason.
Um, but there's also a I'mfeeling lucky button, which we
love a good I'm feeling luckybutton, and it's going to
randomly generate us a websiteso we don't have to search for
things.
Um, so I went to the guys and Isaid, We're gonna talk about
Wibby.me.
Give me five to ten minutes ofgood content.
I don't care how you get it,just use this website to do it.

(07:25):
Um, so who wants to start?

SPEAKER_04 (07:28):
Sure.
Let's rip my beat off, shall we?

SPEAKER_06 (07:33):
All right, first and foremost.
Did you guys know you can getcheap viewers on Stream Boo.com
or move the space?
So that's fun.
Oh, yeah.
Keep that in mind.
Keep that shit in mind.
That's the Matt, if you can pullup for me my first one here.
We are going to take a wild rideto this is Indiana.angelfire.com
slash Indianahauntings.htm.

(07:56):
Matt, I did this.
I got this one for you, dog.

SPEAKER_08 (07:58):
Wow.
Maybe you can actually just talkabout some things that are in
Indiana instead of talking shitabout how all we have is corn.

SPEAKER_06 (08:05):
Well, it's funny that you say that.
Yeah, because right when youopen up the website, it says
there's more than just corn inIndiana.

SPEAKER_08 (08:12):
There's this is a website made for Mike.

SPEAKER_06 (08:19):
Um, essentially what this is, and it's not just so
this portion of it, it it goesinto Indiana in general.
It gives you there's there's awhole home page, but I fun to
focus on this page itself.
But there's a home page thatgives you a history of how
Indiana was discovered, um, someof the like governors they've
had in the past, uh, some mayorsof some of the cities, goes into

(08:41):
the like the state flag, how itgot to be the way it is.
Um, it goes into so muchinformation about the state of
Indiana, but this portion aboutit is strictly about ghosts.
Now, what we got here is I Ishit you not, an assload of
hauntings and some historybehind them.
Also, this has been like kind ofyou how you guys said some of

(09:03):
these websites are from like 11years ago.
This was last updated on 2013,which I thought was very, very
uh interesting.
Um, but they gives us storiesabout uh like stories like
that's great.

SPEAKER_08 (09:16):
I I just I just started trying to defend
Indiana, and literally thebottom of the first story says
Mike Cook informs me that he'sfrom this area, and the legend
of that this is the doings ofthe KKK.
Great.

SPEAKER_06 (09:30):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that
happens in Indiana, and you knowwhat?
It's Pence Town, it is what itis, you get what you get out of
it.
Um, but there is, I'm notexaggerating when I say there
are probably hundreds of umghost sightings on this page
alone.

SPEAKER_08 (09:48):
It doesn't have to be many stories on this page
that it's slowing down mybrowser, just trying to scroll
through it.

SPEAKER_06 (09:54):
Yeah, it does not fucking stop.
There's so many of them.
And the nice part about it, itbreaks it down, it's
alphabetical.
It breaks it down from county tocounty.
It starts with, I think, likeAllen County or something, and
it goes all the way down inalphabetical order.
So you get these hauntings bywhere they took place in
Indiana, not just random onesthrown in the mix.
So this person has done such avast amount of research into

(10:18):
hauntings in the entire state ofIndiana and then broke it down
alphabetically for you.
And there's so much fucking shithere.
I wanted to grab examples, butuh god damn it, I couldn't pick
one or I couldn't pick specificones out because there's so
fucking many.
But I mean, just to put inperspective, I'll just land on a
random one and tell you a quickstory, real quick.
Bop, boop, bop, bam.

SPEAKER_08 (10:39):
This is um, there is the I hope that the this is the
sort of thing that I hope isactually backed up somewhere
because somebody's put just somuch time in it.

SPEAKER_05 (10:48):
I know, right?
That's the thing.
The internet used to be so muchbetter back in the day, and even
that's uh this this remindsthat's like just in in high
school, I had to do a project onit.
It's a Halloween project aboutjust as like you just had to
write a paper on a fuckingspooky place, and I used a
website just like this, but itwas just for like Chicago

(11:10):
hauntings, and like yeah, I Italked about Bachelor's Grove or
whatever, like that you know,cemetery in Chicago, but like it
was just like this, and thismakes me so sad because now
we're just like sitting therelooking at like Wikipedia and
shit, and like yeah, there'sjust nothing like this exciting
anymore.

SPEAKER_02 (11:26):
This is like a search engine for like when the
internet was actually the wildwest, yeah.
Like it goes through all ofthose, like nothing is off the
table on the search engine.

SPEAKER_05 (11:37):
You can find anything and everything, and
this is like you cite yoursource, and it's like this
website, you're like, Yeah, Iheard that this thing happened,
and you're like, sourcespookyindiana.com or whatever
the fuck it's called, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (11:49):
Like exactly.
Something I really appreciateabout.
They have sources.
Something I really appreciateabout this site too is for a lot
of these ghost stories, theywill give you the address so you
can go and find it yourself.
There's an address here for thehistorical museum haunting that
was happening.
There's um um the Terra HauteRegional Hospital where there's
a uh ghost uh ghost uh hauntinghappening.

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Um, and they'll even give youlike little little tips so to
take care of yourself.
Like, for example, this one it'scalled the Old Mill Dam, where
there's supposedly ghosts and oflike uh runaway slaves and
things like that haunting theplace.
There's even notes I say, pleasetake note.
This place is monitored by thepolice at night, and there are
several weird people who hangout here.
So it's like it's even likethey're telling you if you're
gonna go here, be careful.

(12:32):
Like they're giving you clifflike notes to be safe while
you're going out and you'reghost hunting.
This is like a passion projectfor someone who just really
loves ghost shit in fuckingIndiana.
And again, this isn't even ahalf of it because if you go to
the top of the fucking page, youget all this other information
about Indiana.
There's the flag of Indiana,where if you click on that, it

(12:54):
gives you the history of theflag of Indiana.
This is just a person thatreally loves, I'm assuming
they're from Indiana, and thisis a person that takes pride in
others from the streets.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (13:05):
Or like I just just Yorkshire in England.

SPEAKER_02 (13:09):
I just saw you pass one that said Hell's Gate.
Hey, my grandpa's fromYorkshire.

SPEAKER_06 (13:14):
But yeah, I just thought this was super
fascinating because Matt, you'reright.
This does show there is a lotmore to Indiana than corn.

SPEAKER_08 (13:22):
There's a very there's a very popular haunting
that I'm aware of that is not onthis page.
I'll have to add a concept.

SPEAKER_05 (13:31):
Did you tell them?
I bet their email's right at thebottom of the page.
Yeah.
Did you control F to find it?

SPEAKER_06 (13:36):
Maybe it's there.

SPEAKER_08 (13:37):
No, but I I did look for it.
I know it's it's not.

SPEAKER_06 (13:42):
But yeah, it's it's a very fascinating website.
Even like there's dining in inIndiana.
So maybe I can the Eagle's Nest,the Jazz Kitchen.
Maybe I'll go here whenever Icome to see you, Matt.
We can go to the jazz kitchen.

SPEAKER_05 (13:56):
I like how he said it.
Like, it's like not commonknowledge that there's places to
eat in Indiana.

SPEAKER_08 (14:01):
That's why I keep getting this idea from Mike that
his perception of what Indianais is just like literally like
the middle of cane'solithic age.

SPEAKER_05 (14:13):
Yeah, like there's even dining here, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (14:16):
There are people in Indiana.
I don't know who know what fireis.

SPEAKER_06 (14:19):
They have a place called PF Chang's.
That's got to be an independentoriginal.

SPEAKER_05 (14:24):
There's a McDonald's there.
I never heard of that.
Have you heard of the King ofBurgers?

SPEAKER_02 (14:30):
Because, oh, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_03 (14:35):
He has burned Brown.

SPEAKER_06 (14:37):
I genuinely I really appreciated this website.
I thought it was very it's ait's a it's a cool little tidbit
because I did come across a lotof these websites growing up
where it's just like here's athing about Illinois, and that's
just all the history of it.
I find these cool because it'sjust like someone spent a lot of
time doing a lot of research,and here's what there's a show
of it.

(14:57):
I know it's not a lot, but Iappreciate that I was able to
come across this little bit ofinternet history from 2013.

SPEAKER_05 (15:05):
Like, but it does exist, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (15:07):
I like that's the wild thing, too.

SPEAKER_05 (15:09):
It's from 2013, like it's not that far away.
Back in the day, you would belike seeing something like this
and being like, damn, Indiana'sscary, you know what I'm saying?
Like, and there was no way tolike you didn't have any other
like like recollection or likejust some internet thing telling
you otherwise, you know what I'msaying?
You're just like, Wow, there's alot of fucking ghosts in

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Indiana, and then the rest ofyour life you're just like
Indiana haunted as hell.

SPEAKER_06 (15:34):
Well, considering Indiana's just one giant ghost
town, I'm not surprised there'sa lot of ghosts.
Hey, yo, hey yo, hey yo.
Um, yeah, that's that's prettymuch the summed up version of
this website that I foundthought was super interesting.
Um, want me to just knock outall mine?
Does someone else want to go?

SPEAKER_05 (15:54):
Yeah, just go through all of yours.
It might as well.
I mean, that was a lot longerthan any of mine, I feel like,
are gonna be, so you might aswell.

SPEAKER_06 (16:01):
Matt, let's hit up the next one.
Ready, baby?
For my next one, we're gonnatake it all the way to the
leongfamily.org.
Now, there's not much to sayabout this website other than
this is a website dedicated toone family, the Leong family.
Is it long?
Is it long?
I it's probably long, but I'm animbecile.

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But they have documented likefamily outings, they've
documented what they found withtheir family, they've documented
how they found other members oftheir family.
And it's it's very fascinatingthat I'm able to see this
person's family tree online.
Like there is a history of thefamily.

SPEAKER_08 (16:40):
Mike, they're dug again.

SPEAKER_06 (16:42):
Doug fix it.
The best part, the best part isthis this has been updated like
lat this year.
They have a 2025 family reunionphoto, so this is still being
updated.
And I I love that.
Oh, do you love that?

SPEAKER_02 (16:57):
They have archives on sites that are still being
updated as well.
It's I didn't understand thatthat was possibility.

SPEAKER_06 (17:06):
Yeah, there's archives on here of like this
person's family and like wherethey're kind of like this like
family.

SPEAKER_05 (17:16):
They fucking put it on the website.
Yeah, it's put on the internet.
No, I know.
I I it's anybody can be lookedat this.
I'm aware, but they don't knowthat people are looking up this,
and here we are.

SPEAKER_06 (17:28):
No, they are though, because there's there are there
are though, because there'spoints where like, do you think
we're related?
Email me, and then we'll seewhere the hair the the lineage
goes.

SPEAKER_02 (17:36):
Oh, so like can we draft an email to send to them?
Because I think we might berelated.

SPEAKER_06 (17:42):
We could, but I I super love this because I have a
little um I have two books thatshow my family heritage, like
where my mom's side came from.
And um, I've always been veryfascinated with family lineage
and knowing more about your youryour ancestors and whatnot.
And this person is able todocument so much of it, and they
found so many family members.
There's literally hundreds offamily members.

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They even say that they're like,Oh, there's hundreds of us out
there, which means someone backin the day be fucking, you know
what I'm saying?
Um, but they even found theirvillage in China where they all
kind of like that was likepatient zero, where it all
started.
They found that village and likepatient zero, yeah.
Where like they found whereeverything started, and I just I

(18:25):
really appreciate that.
I'm I'm really glad that this isLeong number one.

SPEAKER_08 (18:31):
Yeah, this is the person that is at fault for all
of this, exactly.
It is apparent also pronouncedLeong.
I looked it up.

SPEAKER_06 (18:39):
Yeah, I don't have much more to say about this,
other than I'm just very gladand a little envious that
someone's able to document andfind their family tree this in
depth.
I really wish I had thecapability of doing that, and
I'm really happy that they wereable to, and I really do
appreciate this.

SPEAKER_02 (18:55):
Um I think one of the reasons that we enjoy these
style episodes of like it'sbasically Mike telling us to
like go go forth and find thingsis pretty much what this is, but
here's like a scope you have todo.
I think it's because it justcaters to our different excuse
the terminology, but ourdifferent tism maybe fucking

(19:17):
fair.
I do appreciate so they justwent off on a genealogy like
owner of like rent.
Like that's wild how longthey've been doing this.

SPEAKER_08 (19:26):
There's a yeah, the first couple of like a very
high-quality video from 1959 onhere.
What Christmas 1959, apparently.

SPEAKER_06 (19:36):
That's what I'm saying, dude.

SPEAKER_08 (19:37):
It's like an old film video, but it's like very
good quality.

SPEAKER_06 (19:42):
Yeah, that's kind of fucking cool though.
And uh the first the firstupdate footage, the first update
on this website was February1st, 2003, and they like
document everything they do,like February 6th, 2003.
Todd Leong, fourth generationLeong in America, is an
associate producer on the newPBS special uh called Becoming
American.
And then there's my favoriteupdate, which is February 15th,

(20:04):
2003.
Added, How am I related?
or Cousinology chart, theidiot's guide to third cousin
twice removed.
And I just like thatcousinology.
Click on it, yep, and you canclick on it and it gives you a
cousinology chart where you canfind out how like being a cousin
works.
Like I'm fourth cousin threetimes removed.
It shows you how that can work,and that's just really cool.

(20:25):
This will tell you how to be acousin.
But yeah, I I I love this.
This is incredible.
This is the type of shit I wishI had with my family.

SPEAKER_08 (20:35):
These old videos are wild.
How did they get this?
It's like all in color, too.
Like yeah, life finds a way, myfriend.
It's kind of insane how goodthese videos are.

SPEAKER_04 (20:47):
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 (20:48):
This is really cool, it's really fascinating.
And this and I like that I likethat this is all on the internet
now.
So as long as he keeps payingfor that bro wet that web
domain, the shit's not goinganywhere.
You know what I mean?
Like if they lose the filmreels, they still have the

(21:08):
history right here.
And I I like that.
I really appreciate that.
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (21:15):
That's what I got for the Leong family.
Very cool.

SPEAKER_06 (21:19):
Thank you, cognates.
Very good, very good.

SPEAKER_05 (21:23):
So awesome.

SPEAKER_06 (21:25):
It is that's that's really neat for me.
My next one is not gonna be aspure of heart.
It's gonna get a littledifferent.
This is callednukafurbs.neocities.org.
God damn it.
And if you go to NukaFurbs, boyhowdy, will you see this?
Is like Doug was saying before,how some people just have like
diaries or journals.

(21:46):
This is some person's passionfor Furbies and art.
This is basically their theirart profile or uh uh portfolio
page.
Um now a couple places you canclick to that I really
appreciate on here.
Um, first and foremost, uh Matt,I don't know if you have it up
or not, but sure do.

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He does.
Oh yeah.
There's a couple really coolplaces.
First off, if you go to uh thisperson also does a little bit of
archiving.
This person also does a bit ofarchiving.
So there should be uh you mighthave to restart it a couple
times.
I notice it's a bit buggy, butthere should be like a little
search bar at the top.
Home blog, articles, projects,etc.
Do you see that, Doug?
Uh Matthew?

SPEAKER_08 (22:28):
I see.
Is this the search bar?
The thing that's already let mesee.

SPEAKER_06 (22:32):
Hang on, let me let me pull up the twitch.

SPEAKER_08 (22:33):
Maybe that's optional.

SPEAKER_06 (22:34):
No, that's cool in the gang.
That's cool in the gang.
All right, do me a favor.
You'll have to do it this way.
You'll have to do it this way.
Oh, there it is.
You found it?
Okay.
Go to uh projects.
Okay, go to projects and go touh computer desk.

unknown (22:49):
Okay.

SPEAKER_06 (22:49):
This person has a couple fun little things on
here.
Welcome, visitor.
Would you like to know what doyou like to watch today?
And they have like a computersong sings.
This is the this video is thefirst um digital song ever
created, and it's that daisydaisy it's the first digital
voice.

SPEAKER_02 (23:08):
Yeah, can I just say I love how they make sure that
the video is centered on thecomputer screen?
It's great, it's great.

SPEAKER_06 (23:14):
The other one is called Furby Commercial, and it
is that it's an early Furbycommercial, it's about Furbies.
The one underneath that isstretching, uh uh Stretching
Out, which is um like a musicvideo.
Um, underneath that is VHS,where it just gives you like VHS
like promo-esque videos.
There's a Dr.
Frankenstein, you could justwatch uh a music video for

(23:37):
fucking um Parliament, the theband Parliament, and there's
Furby Planet, which is somethingthat this creator has made,
which is a dedication to Furbiesessentially.
And if you go back, this is theonly downside of this website.
If you want to go back to thelast page when it comes to
these, you have to go backthrough each video and then you
get back to the home page.

(24:00):
Yeah, but if you go back toprojects, you can go to Furbies
and you'll see that they have agiant Furby project where they
just take really, really purephotos of their Furbies in
beautiful areas.
I love that.

SPEAKER_08 (24:14):
They've all got names.

SPEAKER_02 (24:15):
Yeah, like one's Betty.
Well, actually, they if you guysdidn't know, Furbies all come
with a name tag and like ahistory of the Furby, so you
know what you're getting intowith your Furby.

SPEAKER_06 (24:28):
Hmm, gotcha.
I didn't know that.
Thank you for that information.
Yeah, growing up as a 90s child.
There's a bunch of weird shit onhere, but I really appreciate
it.
And this is also being updatedas we speak, too.
Um, I believe it's in uh ByteMagazine.
Yeah, Byte Magazine.
Um, there's an update from 2021,so it's relatively up to date.

SPEAKER_05 (24:50):
Um and if you click to look pretty good, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (24:54):
And if you click to the on the bottom right, there's
like that arrow, and above it islike a mini logo that says
NukaFurbs.
If you click on that, it takesyou to their Neo Cities like
profile where you can seeupdates that are going on from
three weeks ago.
Like they're c're regularlyupdating this website.

SPEAKER_08 (25:10):
Bottom right, Matt.
It what?
Oh, this thing.

SPEAKER_06 (25:15):
No, bottom, bottom, bottom right.
Like by your task.

SPEAKER_02 (25:17):
Go up like two inches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Click on the little logo.
The logo.
That one, that one.
Yes.

SPEAKER_06 (25:24):
There you go.
But yeah, it's just shows thatit's they're constant, they are
currently updating the website.
This is from three weeks ago.
So like I like this.
That's wild.
This is old internet to me, youknow.
This is the shit I made siteslike this, you know.
Yeah, oh my god.
I'm some shit I made out therestill.
I make shit like this in likeDreamweaver.

SPEAKER_08 (25:44):
Like, yeah, yes, that's what I just used to just
pop open dreamweaver, make atable, fucking start shoving
shit in there.

SPEAKER_06 (25:53):
That's what this gives me vi vibes of, and I love
this so much, it's very fun.
1026-25 updates.
We're back in business, theysaid.
So this is updated like twoweeks ago.
Three weeks ago, sorry.
I said 1025-26, and we're backin 2023.
10 10 26 25.
So October 26th.

(26:13):
Yeah.
So three weeks ago, they theymade updates, like I said.
And I I love this.
I love this.
Damn.

SPEAKER_08 (26:18):
That's exactly what this is, too.
It's a centered table inside ofa table.
That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_06 (26:24):
Yeah, it's great.
That's what I'm saying.
Dreamweaver, baby.
Um, that's it for NukaFurbs.
My next one, I love that itexists.
Um this is awesome.

SPEAKER_02 (26:36):
I love the official going through all of his.

SPEAKER_06 (26:38):
That's what Doug said to do, so I am.
Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 (26:41):
That's I'm I'm happy that you're taking Doug's advice
seriously, I guess is what I'msaying.

SPEAKER_05 (26:46):
This next one I wasn't expecting his section to
be 30 minutes long, but hey.

SPEAKER_06 (26:51):
I'll wrap it up.
I'll wrap it up.
That's what that's why I'mlaughing so hard.
This next one, I don't have muchto it, but I just think it's
fascinating that this is likedead.
It's a legit Nintendo.
It's uh it's from the NintendoSuper Famicon website.
It's Nintendo.co Japan.
This is their Japanese website,it's legit from Nintendo, and
it's about the Super Famicon.

(27:12):
They just let this die, and ithas like Super Mario World and
like F Zero content on here, andit just tells you about the
games.
And you can click into shit.
I wish I knew you could do inyou can do Japanese to English
translation, but it just tellsyou about the game.
It's like Super Mario is thefucking game.

SPEAKER_02 (27:29):
Oh, this is like this is like Nintendo Power
online, but yeah, yeah,basically we can't read it.
Yeah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_05 (27:36):
Actually, some one of the sites that I have uh that
I'm gonna talk about has likelinks to a bunch of stuff like
just like this.
Super Mario Kart.
Uh I just think it's veryfascinating with how Super
Scope.
I had a Super Scope.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (27:50):
I just think it's real fascinating with how uh
what's the word I want to say?
Letitious uh uh how dirtyNintendo can be.
Uh sure, we'll go with that.
I just think it's funny thatthey would let a website like
they would just let this kind ofbe dead.
You know, I find that very funnycoming from Nintendo.

SPEAKER_08 (28:12):
You got really close.
Are you looking for litigious?

SPEAKER_06 (28:15):
Letigious, thank you.
Yes, that is the word.
Um that's pretty good, man.
I just I I find it funny withyeah, I know Word.
I'm 32.
Fuck you.
It's mainly because lavinous isnot a word.
Uh but um yeah, I don't know.
I just thought this was funnythat this is just kind of like a
dead site and they haven'tupdated it.
I mean it makes sense it's forthe fucking Super Famicom, but

(28:37):
like I mean this is this is theimage of the thing.
That they would just right youwould think they would just
redirect this link to theNintendo website or something.
I've seen a lot of old I've seena lot of old websites get that
treatment.

SPEAKER_02 (28:49):
Um why why waste why waste the time and bandwidth?

SPEAKER_06 (28:54):
I mean they're wasting it by keeping this
active, it's still live, they'repaying for this.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I forget that all of it isprobably this is not the way
back machine.

SPEAKER_08 (29:02):
Probably all 14 kilobytes it takes to serve this
page.

SPEAKER_06 (29:06):
Yeah, that's yeah, you're not wrong.
I love the background.
It's not a lot.
But that's this one.
I just thought that was funnythat Nintendo has a uh official
Nintendo page that is dead.
This last one is gonna take methe most to talk about,
probably, but I'm not gonna goin depth in it because it
destroyed my brain and I can'tcomprehend what's going on on
this fucking page.
The most talk about this nextone is parareligion.ch.

SPEAKER_08 (29:31):
Oh, are we about to do three more episodes?

SPEAKER_06 (29:34):
No, we no no.
So I thought we could at first,but I I I the more I read into
it, the more this isn't what Ithought it was.
So this talks about the OrdoTempli Orientis phenomenon.
And at first, I'm like, oh shit,this is a cult.
What the fuck?
Because it even says thisproject investigates the
psychosociological of the modernsecret society, Ordo Templi

(29:55):
Orientis.
And I'm like, oh, I'm like, ohfuck, what did we what did I
just stumble on?
Not necessarily.
Basically, first off, this page,there's so much shit on this
page.
It's gigantic.
It gets to like Alistair Crowleyand a bunch of shit like that.
But essentially what this issaying is way back, way, way,
way back, um when I want to saythey mentioned the French.

(30:22):
18th century.
The the French did a translationof A Thousand One Nights.
And with that translation camethis like explosion of what they
call Oriental themes and culturein many parts of Europe because

(30:43):
of this play.
And because of that, it spawnedsomething um called uh uh the
Ordo Templi Orientis, which islike the building blocks for
almost every single modern cultand religion that is out there.
Um every single cult that youcan find has their basis in Oto,

(31:10):
which is Ordo Templi Orientis.
This was the groundwork of howto make your just about, yeah.
Like everything, everythingAlistair Crowley and anything
having to do with them is basedoff of has their basings in this
somewhere.
Like this was this was thefoundation with how to build a
cult.

SPEAKER_02 (31:27):
This is like the writings of Merlin for people
who claim to be modern daywizards, like Alistair Crowley.

SPEAKER_06 (31:34):
Yeah, kind of like this was like how to build your
cult.
Step one, do this, and this iswhat everyone built off of.
There's way too much on thisfucking page to get into.
There, I I spent, I shit younot, 45 minutes staring at this,
and I got nowhere.
It's all godly to me.
TLDR is you make more money as acult leader.
That is in this, yes, how itbecame a profit-driven thing.

(31:56):
Yes, cool.
Um, but I it talks about the newIlluminati, it talks about sex
magic, it talks about hang on, Igotta find it.
I have to find it, hang on,because the word may be a
giggle.
Um, the technology of sex,spermatog, spermatophagy,
spermatophagy.
Spermatophagy, yeah.
Or spermo uh spermonosis and sexmagic.

(32:18):
But I just like the wordspermatophagy.

SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
Isn't that just the like the the study mapping of
okay?

SPEAKER_05 (32:25):
No, it's I probably was real big into sex magic,
like but this whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 (32:31):
The OTO started that shit.
The OTO started that shit, dude.
And this mentions Rasputin aswell.

SPEAKER_08 (32:37):
Okay, well, there's glad I wasn't sharing the screen
because one of these pages thatI ended up on is just naked
people.

SPEAKER_06 (32:46):
Oh yeah, be careful.
There is, hang on, hang on.
There's one thing I need you tosee because I think it's
hilarious.
Um, okay.
So what you're gonna want to dois you're gonna want to go to
the way bottom of the page,okay?
Follow up, follow me on thisone.
Follow me on this one.

unknown (33:04):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (33:06):
All the way down.

SPEAKER_06 (33:07):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (33:09):
Tell me no way there.
Okay.

SPEAKER_06 (33:13):
Alright.
It's gonna take you a whileunless you can just drag the
fucking scroll wheel.
Okay.
So scroll, scroll up, up, up,up, up.
Keep scrolling up until you seea statistics for managers, which
is exactly what it sounds like.
It's a bunch of kilobytes, andand it's like this image slash
gif will take up fucking thismany kilobytes or this much of
your your fucking computer.

SPEAKER_08 (33:34):
You're not there's this page is so long, you're not
giving me a an eight claim.

SPEAKER_06 (33:41):
Oh, yeah.
Okay, you're gonna see it?
Yep.
All right, scroll up a littlebit more to the weird managers.
Scroll up a little bit more, alittle bit more.

SPEAKER_08 (33:50):
Okay.
Keep going.
Okay, that's a penis.
That's a penis with a penisthing.

SPEAKER_06 (33:55):
Oh, the it's just a thing made of penis.
That's a dick dragon.
It's just a dick dragon.
Everything on it is penis.
And I like it.

SPEAKER_02 (34:03):
Oh, dude, that's that's sex magic.
This is like Alistair Crowley'sfucking sigil.
What are you doing?
Like, yes.

SPEAKER_06 (34:10):
Well, I need this to be our new logo.
It's just dicks.
It's just a dick made of dicks.
But anyway, that's what that'swhat this is.
I can't go too much more into itbecause it boggled my brain.
But it's basically how this OTOis the foundation for modern
cults.

SPEAKER_04 (34:27):
Which is kind of cool.

SPEAKER_02 (34:33):
The the cultist handbook.

SPEAKER_06 (34:36):
I guess, yeah.
But there's so much other shiton this, I can't even fathom
this this site in general,parareligion.ch, there's so much
shit that you can click into andjust find.
And I the I'm not spending mytime on this.
This is this is what insanepeople spend their times on, so
I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_08 (34:53):
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (34:54):
And that's my website's cool.

SPEAKER_08 (34:56):
Alright, now that we've already gone over well
over half the episode of Mike'scontent, I'll go through mine
pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_05 (35:03):
Yeah, I can do the same after.

SPEAKER_08 (35:06):
Alright, so my first one is Amorphous Communic
Computing, which is an oldwebsite that is still hosted on
MIT's official website, MIT.edu,which is pretty interesting.
I'm not gonna go super deep intowhat's going on here, but like
amorphous computing is kind ofneat.
You the idea is essentially thatyou come up with like lots of

(35:28):
little like these little bittyfoundational pieces um that just
perform like very simple basicfunctions that kind of operate
like cells in like a livingbeing, and then if you put
depending on how you programthose things, if you put a bunch
of them together, you can makethem do stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (35:48):
Like uh did we talk about something like this
already?

SPEAKER_08 (35:51):
Yeah, something very similar to this.
Um but uh yeah, it's uh it'skind of neat.
What you're thinking of is thosethings that are like um where
you make some graph or somethinglike that, right?
Yeah, it they make likedifferent patterns and shit.
Um and they like live and die.
It it's it's kind of a similarsort of thing.
But it's like basicallycombining a bunch of small found

(36:13):
fundamental parts um that don'taren't explicitly programmed to
do anything special on their ownand making them do something
more significant as a whole,which is pretty nifty.
Um again, biological computing,make doing computers, uh
computer stuff based on the waythings work in nature, super

(36:34):
nifty.
Recommend it.
Check it out.
Uh, my second thing I don'tunderstand at all, but I get the
idea.
There's some conspiracy theoryschizo shit going on here.
We got cyberspaceorbit.com.
HARP! Yeah, so there's a weathersection of this all about HARP.

(36:54):
The first at first I was like,oh, this is just actual
information about HARP.
That's interesting.
You don't have to go but halfwaydown the page before you start
getting into causing uh airplanecrashes and using it to control
the weather and all that sort ofshit.
It gets even stranger.

SPEAKER_06 (37:13):
Did it just say did it just say taking down
airplanes, not propaganda?

SPEAKER_08 (37:17):
Yeah, not propaganda.
It gets even stranger as youclick around more on this page
and you go to like theArmageddon section.
I don't know, somebody explainedthis to me.
It's not oh great, it's notshowing the background image.
The background image is reallywhat's important.
Well, you can't see it here, butthe background image is like a
3D man with his like buttocksout just flying through time and

(37:38):
space, and then it's got whatwhat I think is a poem in the
center that says William ButlerYeats, the second coming, and
maybe this is something I shouldbe aware of, but I don't know
what it is.
Turning and turning in thewidening gyre, the falcon cannot
hear the falconer.
Things fall apart, the centercannot hold, and it's just like

(37:58):
that sort of thing.
Um boy, you give yourself somemore fun shit than me.
There's a congratulations, KentSteadman Old Soul Station
picture at the bottom.
Who the fuck knows what this is?
Um, I've been selected as awinner, apparently.
Winner, if flashing, winner, ifflashing, you've been selected.
Claim your prize.

SPEAKER_05 (38:19):
Oh, I miss those.
You gotta sign the guest book,but also get a virus.
So yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (38:24):
Um oh, guessbook.

SPEAKER_05 (38:25):
Has anybody yeah, my mine had a guest book too.

SPEAKER_06 (38:28):
The Furby one.
The Furby one had a guest book.

SPEAKER_05 (38:30):
Let's let's sign the guest books as we go through
these as Deludi.

SPEAKER_08 (38:34):
Look under the internet webpage address,
deludi.com.
How'd you find my page?
We do that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03 (38:44):
That's our comments.

SPEAKER_08 (38:47):
Neat stuff, bro.
All right.

SPEAKER_03 (38:50):
Send we have signed Furby one.

SPEAKER_08 (38:55):
We have signed the guessbook.
Aol.com.
If you sign the guest book, itjust redirects you to AOL.
That's neat.

SPEAKER_05 (39:01):
Oh no, John Dash explains how his wife.
Okay.

SPEAKER_08 (39:05):
Anyhow, so uh that's cyberspaceorbit.com.
The next one is lilacs.com,which at first I was like, this
looks kind of strange.
The title at the top top saysunamerican dinners, and then
it's like this picture of thesethese chicken wings and stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (39:24):
Is it what I thought I was gonna get with a lilac?

SPEAKER_08 (39:27):
It says by waterless, they mean waterless.
All moisture has been completelyextracted from these foods.
You supply the fluids with yourown spittle.
As you dig more into this wordas you dig more into this
website, what you'll find isthat it's actually a person who
archives things like uh justmaterials from the 1950s that
are super comically outdated andvery representative of their

(39:50):
time, like things that have thatjust display like a really old
fashioned attitude towardswomen, or like pictures from
cookbooks.
There's a regrettable foodgallery, and it's like pictures
from cookbooks that are just oreverything's jello, yeah.
It's like that sort of shit,like fruit inside jello.

SPEAKER_02 (40:10):
It's just terrible thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (40:11):
Yeah, here's one the big party castle rule, the beef
supreme.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 (40:16):
Oh god, beef supreme.

SPEAKER_06 (40:19):
Oh my god.
Yeah, that sounds like a TacoBell menu item.

SPEAKER_08 (40:24):
Yeah, oh here's one shrimp fantasia.
Yeah, with Creole Fluff on theside.

SPEAKER_06 (40:32):
It gives us the recipe I kind of want to make.
Creole fluff?
Yeah, yeah.
I kind of want to make some ofthese for dinner, dude.

SPEAKER_08 (40:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's uh it sounds real bad.

SPEAKER_05 (40:42):
It's just yeah, if someone buys us like, I don't
know, 20 beers or something onbuy me a coffee, like Mike will
make that fluff shit and eat iton video.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (40:52):
So somebody's hey next updates in 2024.

SPEAKER_08 (40:56):
Somebody's still updating this, but yeah, it's
basically just it's an archiveof a bygone era, which is kind
of fun.

SPEAKER_05 (41:03):
I appreciate that.
Um the next$10 Patreon tier,Mike eats weird shit.
I'm calling it right now.

SPEAKER_02 (41:10):
I already do.
Or just that's the entirety ofthe next diludon.
Is it's 24 hours of Mike eatingterrible recipes.

SPEAKER_06 (41:19):
No bugs.
That's my only that's my onlything.
No bugs.
The bugs were fine.
As long as you can't see it.

SPEAKER_08 (41:23):
Yeah, the bugs were fine.
They didn't taste like anything.

SPEAKER_02 (41:26):
Nope, can't do it.
Uh the crickets were not bad.
The mealworms were salty.

SPEAKER_08 (41:33):
It was just the the worst part was like when it
would like get stuck in yourteeth.
And yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (41:40):
The worst part was the weird concoctions of shit
from the fridge.

SPEAKER_02 (41:44):
The butter soy fog whiskey shot was the worst thing
ever.
I wish we had that recorded.
That was not good.

SPEAKER_05 (41:52):
I know, man.
I know that's it's sodisappointing.
Rough.

SPEAKER_08 (41:57):
The next uh site that I have is called
octanecreative.com.
This is fairly uh simple.
This is somebody's like personalwebpage, but they have a section
on here that is literally justphotos of people duct taped to
walls.
It's the duct tape guys.
Yeah, so if you want to seepeople and ducks duct tape to
walls, um this is your place.

(42:19):
This is where you're duct tapeto the ceiling.

SPEAKER_05 (42:23):
Oh, there's the classic picture.
Yeah, there's the good one.
That was the land picture.

SPEAKER_08 (42:27):
Oh, yeah, the land party picture with uh yeah,
yeah, yep, yep, with the guy inthe ceiling.
Yep, internet classic rightthere.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (42:35):
Planet on CS 1.5, probably.
Oh yeah, or Halo 1.

SPEAKER_08 (42:41):
And the last one that I've got, which is one that
uh Doug and I both pulled offcoincidentally.
Uh, I won't go too deep into itin case Doug wants to highlight
some other sections of the site,but this is hyperhero.com.
Now, this one this one I thinkwe could do a whole thing on.
But this is a website made by aman who I assume that this is

(43:04):
him, hyperhero, uh, who is thesavior of the world.
Oh, yeah, he is look at it.
Everything on here tells youeverything you need to know
about hyperhero himself and theheroic deeds that he's done.
Here's a list.
Here's a list.
65 million years ago, uhvarnishing of the dinosaurs,

(43:24):
hyperhero resettled thosedinosaurs 14 million years ago.
Oh asteroid impact asteroidimpact in Bavaria, Germany,
hyperhero saved the world.
1970, Apollo 13, hyperhero savedthree astronauts.

SPEAKER_07 (43:42):
Total solar eclipse in Europe in 1999, hyperhero
saves the world again.

SPEAKER_08 (43:49):
Y2K, Y2K, Millennium, Hyperhero saved the
world.
That's why that wasn't a bigdeal.

SPEAKER_03 (43:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (43:56):
May 28th, 2001, fire.
Hyperhero extinguishes fire.
You'll notice here that he gaveup sometime before September
11th, 2001.
So I think it's very safe to saywe can blame September 11.

SPEAKER_06 (44:13):
Can you click on report?
Yeah, can you click on reportand just see what's go to?
Yeah, there's a detailed reportof each other this dude totally
did that.

SPEAKER_02 (44:22):
Yeah, totally 100% did that.

SPEAKER_08 (44:24):
Yeah, tired of saving and he had to destroy us.
Yeah.
Um, he in fact, he launchedthose airplanes with his own
bare hands.

SPEAKER_03 (44:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (44:32):
Uh the other section on paper.
The other section on here that Ithink is pretty funny is
hyperhero's list of swear words.
So my god.
During his long and successfulcareer of crime fighting,
hyperhero was often confrontedwith rather dirty swear words.
This is only a small selection.
Alcoholic, ape, ars, ars liquor,ass, ass master, ass nugget.

(44:55):
We got we got boobs.

SPEAKER_02 (44:58):
So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Does he just log the weirdswears he hears after?

SPEAKER_08 (45:04):
So these are the things people called him as he
was fighting the all the badthings in the universe.

SPEAKER_02 (45:11):
Yeah.
No, not even overheard.

SPEAKER_08 (45:13):
It's just flash hairy.
These were directed at him.
Fucknoggin.

unknown (45:20):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (45:23):
What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 (45:24):
He's got a list of inventions too, but I'll stop
here in case Doug wants to pullthis up.
But yeah, hyperhero.com,recommended.

unknown (45:30):
That's all.

SPEAKER_05 (45:30):
No, no.
You hit the good, you get youpretty much hit it on the head
with that one.
It's uh pretty pretty sillyshit.
This guy fucks, dude.
Yeah, I think the only otherthing is that there is a part
that he talks about joining hiswork camp, his labor camp, but
it's not a labor camp becauseyou can join whenever you want

(45:51):
and leave whenever you want.
So that's an interesting part.

SPEAKER_08 (45:57):
Quote unquote.
Here's a picture of him next tothe leaning tower Pisa.

SPEAKER_02 (46:02):
He's not even holding it up.

SPEAKER_08 (46:04):
Well, the whole thing would have already fallen
over if it wasn't for him,Jason.

SPEAKER_02 (46:07):
Come on.
That's true.

SPEAKER_04 (46:11):
He's holding it up by it being in his gravity,
dude.
Exactly.
Pure power of will.
Yeah.
Special couch.

SPEAKER_05 (46:22):
Oh, oh yeah.
A poem.
Did you see the special couch?
It's literally he put like cadlike dimensions into uh yeah.
If you scroll down, it's justlike top view of a couch, and
it's got all the dimensions andshit.
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (46:38):
The world's most perfect.
Jesus.

SPEAKER_05 (46:41):
It's just a square ass couch, like the most square
couch you could ever imagine.
I love this man.

SPEAKER_08 (46:48):
Press review.

SPEAKER_05 (46:49):
It's got blueprints though.
Riddle Mickey Mouse magazine.

SPEAKER_08 (46:55):
Recipe for cookies, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (46:59):
What why?

SPEAKER_08 (47:01):
Cut the butter into small pieces and blend them with
sugar.
Stir in the sifted flour.

SPEAKER_02 (47:05):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (47:06):
Put the butter for about 5,000 seconds in the
refrigerator.
Form hyperhero for grams?
Jesus Christ.
Bake it 470 Kelvin until yellowgolden.

SPEAKER_02 (47:18):
Kelvin?

SPEAKER_08 (47:19):
Decorate with molten icing.

SPEAKER_02 (47:20):
Literally five degrees away from the hottest
thing you can imagine.

SPEAKER_08 (47:24):
Well, that's just what you need to bake the
hyperhero recipe.
Decorate with molten chocolateicing when still warm.
Great.

SPEAKER_05 (47:32):
I love this man.
This guy knew what was up.

SPEAKER_08 (47:35):
Yeah, I also found this riddle section that I
didn't understand.
I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 (47:39):
I think all the answers are his name.
I think all the answers are hisname.
I'm not sure though.

SPEAKER_04 (47:47):
I think you're right.

SPEAKER_08 (47:50):
No.

SPEAKER_05 (47:51):
No.
Oh no, you're right.
I didn't realize it gave youlike actual typing.

SPEAKER_08 (47:56):
A man of the Apollo 13 cruise.
I guess these are just like ascavenger hunt you can do on the
website, which is fun.

SPEAKER_05 (48:03):
Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 (48:04):
Rescue.
Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 (48:06):
Damn.
That's great.
That's good stuff.
What a man.
Hyperhero, you're my hero.
Let me tell you that.

SPEAKER_04 (48:14):
Let me tell you that right now.
I guess I'll go.

SPEAKER_02 (48:23):
If Doug wants to go for it, when you guys when it
comes around to me though, I'mgonna ask you guys to pick a
number.
Just keep that in mind.

SPEAKER_05 (48:30):
Well, all right, I'll make mine real short
because uh a good six.

SPEAKER_02 (48:36):
Just fuck just fuck right off.
Uh about six seven by six nineyour mom.
God, I there's a goddamn surgeonat work that keeps saying six
seven has no idea.

SPEAKER_08 (48:49):
I think the adults official officially killed six
seven with the Halloweencostumes.
I think all the kids were like,oh, this isn't funny or cool
anymore.
The the adults have caught onand ruined it.

SPEAKER_02 (49:00):
So and that's how we fight brain rot.

SPEAKER_08 (49:03):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (49:05):
Speaking of brain rot, this is super random, but I
was at Five Below the other day,and we were looking for like
random like Christmas shit, andI came across a pack of brain
rot cards, and I had to buythem.
What is that?
Italian it's Italian brain rottrading cards.
Are you familiar?

(49:26):
No, no, what you don't know whatyou don't know what Italian
brain rot?
No, Hussini Sushini is no thatAIS bullshit maybe 100%, yeah.
Blueberini octopusini,potentially it's just okay.

SPEAKER_04 (49:45):
Is it just words with any added to it?

SPEAKER_05 (49:49):
What about I don't even know how to say that one
lolilla banana nanorito bandito?

SPEAKER_08 (50:04):
I like him a lot.
That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 (50:07):
That is a terrifying face.
Or bananas should not haveteeth.
Papa De Faro.

SPEAKER_08 (50:14):
What the fuck, Doug?
It's just bro.

SPEAKER_05 (50:17):
It was like a couple bucks.
I had to pick it up because Iwas very concerned.

SPEAKER_08 (50:20):
It's just Gen F and Pokemon is what it is.

SPEAKER_05 (50:24):
Anyways.
Alright, my first website is uhRealthing.com.
Uh Real and I tried to pick someI tried to pick some just like
silly shit and like random, likereally random, like you can tell
it's like personal justblogging, I guess.
Um, but this guy, uh AndrewReal, uh, literally just seemed

(50:48):
to really like Nintendo and SegaSaturn.
And their whole website is justlike an archive of like cheating
Saturn, a petition, releaseschedules, like you name it,
they talk about it.
You can go into each one.
The only problem that I foundwith this site is if you click
on like Nintendo and Sega, itlike tries to make you download

(51:10):
something, like an audio file.
So I was like, that's oh yeah,it's just uh this this person
really liked video games like alot, and they took a lot of time
to just like I guess archive it.
I don't know.
I don't know why why people weredoing these things back in the

(51:31):
game.
Uh yeah, so probably.
I don't know.
Let's see.
New stuff.
Oh, new releases.

SPEAKER_08 (51:43):
New releases, okay.
Never mind.

SPEAKER_05 (51:45):
Yeah, it's like they logged like go to the
PlayStation one for me.
Yeah, let's see what was goingon back in the day.

SPEAKER_08 (51:54):
Hell yeah.
I guess.

SPEAKER_05 (52:00):
Oh yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
Can you imagine like taking thetime to do all this shit?
You were just like, you knowwhat?
People need to know.

SPEAKER_08 (52:07):
It's probably extremely important to him.
And honestly, there was probablypeople that went to this website
and they're like, oh yeah, thisis how I know what's coming out
this week.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (52:17):
Fucking oh, NBA shootout 97's coming out, boys.

SPEAKER_08 (52:21):
It's real time on the internet.
I don't have to wait for myedition of PlayStation magazine.

SPEAKER_02 (52:26):
They have a real time flash of uh Yay video
games.

SPEAKER_05 (52:32):
They they have a a page labeled uh must have games
on Nintendo 64, and it's just acouple games, and it says Super
Mario 64, Wave Race 64, MarioKart 64, Star Fox 64, GoldenEye,
San Francisco Rush, and DiddyKong Racing, which let's be
real, Diddy Kong Racing fuckingblasts.
But like it's so funny.

(52:53):
It's like it was so it was itwas it was difficult, but I
don't know.
It's just funny because this guywas just like super super pumped
to just you know list thingsthey liked about Sega Saturn or
he updated it in 2006, though.

SPEAKER_08 (53:08):
So this is this is 20 19 years ago.
This was still current.

SPEAKER_00 (53:12):
God, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (53:13):
Well, if you go to the home page, the last change
was on is was in 2018, which godforbid I know I don't know what
they fucking because they hadthey they must have added this
like West Virginia Universitything.
Um because that was in 2015, andthen they like there's like a
I'd like to say hi to my friendCarrie Verno and give a shout
out to Mike Gray.

(53:35):
Cool, very cool.
I don't I don't see uh I don'tsee a uh a fucking guest book
anywhere though, so that'sunfortunate.
But uh yeah, just thought thatwas kind of neat, just like this
guy's whole world archived inthis website that's been open
for who knows how many decadesnow, but pretty sick.

SPEAKER_04 (53:59):
Nasty fucks, dude.

SPEAKER_05 (54:01):
The next one, damn son.
I just I got served this one,and I thought it was just too
funny not to talk about.
There's not a whole lot to talkabout, but it's called it's
webarchive.me geo cities capecanaveral 1320.
How it welcome to Vince Kelly'scarbon fiber homepage.
This person liked carbon fiberso much, they made a whole

(54:24):
website to it.
The whole thing, it's just likeanything that's carbon fiber or
like uses carbon fiber.
You can scroll through this, andit's that's all it's about.
Their email is literally Vinceat carbon-fiber.com.
Oh yeah, brother.
I thought it was so funny, andlike, I mean, there's not a

(54:46):
whole lot to actually click onon this site.
Um, it looks like it just kindof keeps scrolling.
Oh, there is a guest book.
We're signing.
Oh, it's not even often more.

SPEAKER_08 (54:56):
Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 (54:57):
Dang, it doesn't work.
That's unfortunate.

SPEAKER_08 (54:59):
It's information about the physical makeup of
carbon fiber.
That's great.

SPEAKER_06 (55:04):
Like, my guy thought this was like a wonder
technology.

SPEAKER_05 (55:08):
It was everything.
When did when did carbon fibercome out?
Is that like I don't that's astupid question?

SPEAKER_08 (55:14):
I mean, like actually being able to produce
mass-produced carbon fiber waslike yeah, not that long before
this website probably became athing.
Like in the 2000s, it was allthe rage, and honestly, it is a
very significant achievement.
There's a lot of things that wehave today that we really
wouldn't have if it wasn't forcarbon fiber.
It really was kind of a superstrong, super light.

(55:34):
Yeah, it's I mean incrediblystrong, but like you can
actually build shit out of itwithout it being like 5,000
pounds.

SPEAKER_05 (55:42):
Yeah, it's like let me know that carbon fiber was
invented in 1860.

SPEAKER_02 (55:48):
Um correct, it was not mass-produced for a while,
though.
It's like uh Joseph Flapp withthe fucking invention of
penicillin.
Like, yes, he found it, and thenlike 20 years later, they
decided to make pills out of it.

SPEAKER_05 (56:03):
Yeah, I just thought this was interesting and silly
at the same time.
I was like, this person reallyloved carbon fiber and wanted
people to know about it.
And I mean, God knows I don'tknow.
I don't even actually know whenthis was.
At least sometime before 2007,I'm guessing.
That man had the Tism hard.

(56:27):
He had the carbon fiber tism.
Um okay, so I'm gonna move on tomy next one.
I'll keep this quick.
Uh, this one's uglycars.fwsone.com.
Oh yeah.
It is the smallest fucking page,but it's just like here's some
ugly cars, and it lists theChrysler PT Cruiser, a

(56:48):
Chevrolet, uh Chevy Avalanche,um, a Chevy SSR, a Volkswagen.

SPEAKER_06 (56:54):
The Avalanche just sort of like your typical truck
nowadays.

SPEAKER_05 (56:58):
Yeah, uh, yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_08 (57:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of these old cars that like
everybody was like, oh god,these are hideous when they came
out, and now like the Aztec, theAztec just looks like an SUV
now.

SPEAKER_02 (57:09):
I like the Cadillac CTS, dude.
The Aztec was fucking ahead ofits time.
Had that come out 10 yearslater, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (57:17):
Everybody would be like, Oh, this is a normal SUV.

SPEAKER_06 (57:19):
Yes, there's the SSR.
That thing's ugly as sin.
I hate the fucking SSR.
They got the Lexus 30 on there.

SPEAKER_02 (57:28):
Ooh, is the oh shit.
It's the Nissan.
Uh it's a it's a C UV that'salso convertible.
Is that on there?

SPEAKER_05 (57:36):
There's not a whole lot on this website, to be fair.
I just thought it was funny.
Um but I just remember do youremember that the fucking UV
that was a convertible?

SPEAKER_06 (57:45):
How dare he put the roadmaster station wagon on
there?

SPEAKER_05 (57:49):
You should leave some feedback, Matt.
Yep, I am.
Yeah, he's doing that right now.
I I wasn't looking at Twitch.
That's that's awesome.
I love that for us.
Pretty neat, bro.
For the comment, be like, fuckif you put the station wagon on
that.

SPEAKER_06 (58:05):
You're pretty neat, bro.

SPEAKER_05 (58:06):
Oh, there's a fucking capture?

SPEAKER_08 (58:10):
Jesus Christ.
I got one earlier when I wasclicking through this shit that
asked me to select all themotorcycles, and it was a
picture of two bicycles.

SPEAKER_05 (58:18):
Um but I did want to say there was some stuff that I
came across that was like reallykind of funny, just like
abandoned splash pages wherethey had like the whole website
was just the front page and itdidn't really have anything, or
all the links were broken.
Um I saw stuff where people hadcome back and updated it 10
years later, which we saw with alot of your guys'.
Um, I saw stuff where peoplewere just basically making

(58:41):
websites because they had afavorite anime and they just had
pictures of like Inu Yasha andshit on there.
Um but we also saw that oldinternet was a great place for
people to re release their likefull inner conspiracy theorist
online where they could justtalk about whatever unhinned
shit they wanted because theyown the web domain and they
could just literally put typewords into it and do whatever

(59:04):
they wanted.
And I thought that was prettycool, which leads me to my last
abandoned internet page that Ithink is awesome, which is
heavensgate.com, which stillexists and is still running.
I'm not gonna go into it.
Does it have the anime on there?
We don't need to click into itor nothing, but it is the
epitome of like old abandonedwebsite, and it is uh pretty

(59:27):
sick.
Doesn't have the anime, itdoesn't have the animes,
unfortunately, or God.
Um but yeah, those are the onesI found.
I thought they were prettyfunny.
I just was going for like a moresilly vibe on that end.
Um, because I mean, what is theinternet if not a little silly?

SPEAKER_06 (59:47):
Is there a guest list on heavensgate.com?

SPEAKER_02 (59:50):
Oh my god, can we please sign Heaven Gates
Heaven's Gates uh guess list?
The creator will just get anotification be like, oh new
memory.
I can do spent so long.
I really hope the creatordoesn't see it because I'm
pretty sure the creator isfucking dead.
You'd think that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:10):
You'd think that's fucking Zorp or whatever this
thing's.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:13):
Yeah, but then there's a whole bunch of people
who speak German in Brazil, sothere's also that.
Oh yeah, that's forbidden.
We'll go into that some othertime.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:22):
There's a reason.
There's a reason we're bailingout Argentina, boys.
Argentina.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:29):
Yeah, we this is the whole episode.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:32):
Um, Jason, what do you got?
Uh I I found about six differentlinks, and I'm gonna have you
guys pick which one I talk aboutfirst.

SPEAKER_08 (01:00:42):
One through six.
We are already over an hour, soI mean you can take as much time
as you want to, but you knowwhat?

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:49):
I'm gonna start with the most the most interesting
one then.
Let's do number six.
Um, count.
It's on Rotten Library.
It's the very last link I added.
Um, and this should go back tosomething that we have already
talked about.
However, this is a much earlierversion of it.
So this is uh this is somethingthat I found that would have

(01:01:12):
looked like a an early um Idon't know, let's let's call it
information gathering spree.
Uh somebody found out about theMajestic 12, and they decided to
write a whole fucking articleabout it way before it was
actually like popular knowledge,before it was debrief, before

(01:01:34):
the government said, like, youknow what, yeah, this is
actually something.
Um mainly because on BulletPoint 2 it says if the
government knows about UFOs, thegovernment is doing something
about them.
Well, we were just told thegovernment knows about UFOs,
which kind of puts this wholedissertation of information into

(01:01:55):
a hoot a new light.
Um, so I know that we talkedabout Majestic 12 in detail, um,
but that's all currentinformation.
This, however, this is like whatyou would have seen when any
kind of information about theMajestic 12 was coming out
first, and so you're gonna seesome very crude drawings, you're

(01:02:17):
gonna get a lot of informationpointing towards Roswell, Area
51, Paranoiaville, um like UFOseekers.
Uh, you're gonna find a wholebunch of just different takes on
what might be happening, whatthe Majestic 12 is, and if you
guys don't remember, Majestic 12it has to do with the Planet

(01:02:41):
Ebon, which is a long way away.
And it apparently both the USgovernment and Planet Ebon
exchanged residence, where abunch of us went there and a
bunch of them came here.
Uh the only difference or theonly uh thing of significance to
remember is that every humanthat went to Serpo died.

(01:03:04):
Every portion of the MajesticTwelve that was uh incubated and
also inducted into human life onEarth survived.
Um it's it's full of very earlyconspira conspiracy theories,
such as like that the majestictwelve was actually run by a

(01:03:28):
very, very tight-knit clique ofabove military personnel instead
of just governmental andscientific communities.
Um you're gonna find redactionsall over the place.
You're gonna find documents thatclaim the U.S.
government had recovered bothwreckage and alien corpses, and
it's gonna talk about Roswell inthe 50s.

(01:03:49):
You're gonna see some newspaperarticles, you're gonna like it's
it's got a lot of goodinformation.
Um, and it's got some documentsin the actual uh clickable links
section that has what looks likesome government documents to it.
But from what I looked at, thiswas like one of the first
exposes on the Majestic 12.

(01:04:10):
I know the four of us know quitea bit about the Majestic 12,
considering we did a giant deepdive into it.
But looking back, can youimagine if you had just heard
like whisperings of thatproject?
Like, yeah, we have all the infonow, but going way back when to
this, this is like this waswritten when Majestic 12 was

(01:04:32):
like a rumor, it wasn't itwasn't solidified or anything
like that.
And some of the shit is batshit.
It it it ties Roswell um and thecrash in 1950 to the the even
planet.
Um, it's a whole bunch oftheories.
There's some world world war twotheories, especially when it

(01:04:55):
comes to Nazism, you know,Artica.
Yep, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:03):
Uh Mike Robbie's playing RV there yet right now.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:09):
That son of a bitch.
I'm right cool.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:11):
So I'll speed through the I'll speed through
the rest.
So this first one, it's it'ssuch a it's what is it, rotten
library.com dot net.
And it's a rotten library.
This is just um it'scherry-picked.
So you've got documents,redaction documents, newspaper

(01:05:33):
articles, intelligence info,what have you.
And this is from the era of thewild west.
So if you want to see whatpeople originally thought of
Majestic 12, this is a projectsection.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Like that.
Yeah, the the heart machines inthere.
This this site.
Yeah.

(01:05:53):
Oh, dude, this is it's great.
It's it's so it's not up todate, which makes it awesome
because it's just wildspeculation.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:03):
Uh that's Simpson's episode.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:06):
It's one of my favorite things to see, is like
the pre-information eraconspiracy theories, and this
kind of falls into thatcategory.
Jason loves a good pre.
I love Dupree, man.
Why are the clubs so muchconspiracy theory shit?
Because they all fucked eachother and everyone else.

(01:06:27):
It's just it's a sex conspiracy.
That's all it is.

SPEAKER_08 (01:06:31):
That's fine.
I'm really eyeing the URL thatsays Taylor Swift and Satan and
Satanism.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:36):
Yep.
I was about to say, dude.
Yes, please.
Let's do that one.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:41):
My dog, my kids are really into Taylor Swift, so
this is perfect.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:44):
So, Matt, if you'll notice in my link list, uh, you
will notice that there is a lotof Jesus saves, Jesus is this,
Jesus is precious.
Jesus Precious.org.
Yep, and that's where we areright now is Jesus
isprecious.org.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:01):
So Taylor Swift is a massive fraud.
Churches have fallen hook, lineand sinker for the devil's bait.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:11):
This whole site is from 20 liberal media about
somebody who just thinks TaylorSwift is bringing about the word
of Satan.
And if you walk, if you walkthrough this whole website,
you're gonna see Bible verses,you're gonna see arguments,
you're gonna see scientificdocumentation.
Jesus Christ.
And my favorite headline,favorite headline is Satanism

(01:07:35):
makes a god of sex.

SPEAKER_08 (01:07:38):
Oh yeah, dude.
Somebody, some some guy sawTaylor.
Some guy saw Taylor Swift andgot hard and just crashed fuck
out.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:50):
Scroll scroll did not down all the way to that
picture of couldn't fathom it.

SPEAKER_08 (01:07:54):
It then goes on to talk about how Adam Levine's net
worth is about$50 million in2014, which is not discouraging
me from making satanic satanicmusic.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:06):
So I I don't there's a quote at the bottom that I I
don't understand.
It does not take a majority toprevail.
But I don't understand iftireless minority.
Nobody can love God who doesn'tlove sinners.
So does that mean that youshould love people that are
doing bad things?

SPEAKER_08 (01:08:24):
No, that's that's the whole thing about the Bible,
right?

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:27):
Is you're supposed to forgive people and yeah, love
I mean Christian love.
He he yeah, he who casts who hewho sins first rock man.

SPEAKER_08 (01:08:37):
He who sins first rock, man.
There is a rock IMP.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:47):
There is some there's a description here about
something called a red hot mp3by Dr.
Curtis Houston.
It's frozen lordship salvation.
I don't know what that means, ithas something to do with this, I
guess.
Um it's it's like you can equatethis whole site equates like
Maroon 5 to Satan, Taylor Swiftand her pop music to just

(01:09:09):
influencing young people tofollow the word of Satan.
It's just it's apparentlythere's a apparently there's a
whole music video from bothTaylor Swift and Maroon 5 all
about slaughtering animals.

SPEAKER_06 (01:09:23):
You know, pop backwards is pop, and that makes
me sad, and sad backward isdeath, and that's not okay.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:32):
I hate you so fucking much.
Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:39):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:41):
Um and I will say there's I have three other links
in my list that's all like Jesussaves, Jesus.
Ended on the Taylor Swift one,though.
Well, according to this website,man, Taylor Swift is just the
hand of Satan.

SPEAKER_06 (01:09:56):
She is ushering in the Antichrist, and it's all
your fault.
Probably she she did just dothat song about what's his
name's penis, her husband fianceor whatever.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:08):
I guarantee you know more about Taylor Swift than all
of us can buy.
I do.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:11):
I don't remember the man's name though.
Fucking Grundel Grundel Jenks, Ithink.
Grundle Cumper 2.
Anyway, it's called Wood, andit's a song about his penis, and
that is that's where the Satanright there, Satan penis, penis
backwards is Satan, I think.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:28):
No, only women's sexuality is allowed to be
decorative of evil, Michael.
You should know that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:34):
You're right, you're right.
Didn't Taylor Swift just put outlike a fucking Nazi necklace
line or something?
What?
I hope so.
I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:42):
I think you're getting her mixed up with uh
Sydney Sweeney.

unknown (01:10:45):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:46):
No, that's that was a commercial about good jeans.
I don't even know what happenedthere.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:52):
That was the most assessed logo.
That was the dumbest fuckingshit.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:55):
The the case she did a thing where it's like these
jeans are pure or something likethat.

SPEAKER_08 (01:11:00):
No, it was it was literally the entire thing was
her looking hot in jeans, andAmerican Eagles like she has
good jeans.
That was it.
People got upset because theywere like, Oh, that means she's
white.
And like the I was hoping it'dbe something like master race or
whatever.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:16):
I was hoping it'd be something like blonde-haired
blue-wise and good jeans.
Yeah.
No, it's literally let out Nazistuff.

SPEAKER_08 (01:11:24):
Literally, all it was was they were like, Oh,
she's hot because she hergenetics make her hot and she
and jeans, jeans, it's a play onwords, get it, and everybody's
like Nazis.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:36):
Well, that's disappointing.
I was hoping for more stuff.
Did Taylor Swift let out a Nazisthing?
Oh, I should we end thesethings?
No, it's just probably it's justa necklace with thunderbolts on
it, but that's all it is.
It's just a necklace withthunderbolts.
SS thunderbolts?
Not even.
They don't even, they're justthunderbolts.
It doesn't matter.

(01:11:56):
I don't fucking care.

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:58):
None of this matters.
I think we can transition out ofthis if you just tell us what
your favorite race is.
My favorite race is probablyNASCAR, dude, if I'm being
honest.
That's not a race, that's like aseries.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:10):
All right, fine.
Probably the Coca-Cola, theCoca-Cola Zero Bowl or whichever
it is.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:16):
The Coca-Cola Zero Bowl.
There you go.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:18):
Yeah.
There you go.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:21):
So sorry, I had to pick so fucking bad.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:24):
The Coke Zero 400 or whatever it's called.
That's my favorite one.
Anyway, what's your favoriterace, Jason?

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:31):
My favorite race?

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:32):
I was yeah, I was really hoping you'd just be like
black.
Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead andsay thanks for coming out,
everyone.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:44):
I think we talk about the Coomor and No November
and how masturbation is onlyintroduced into our lives by
occult sects.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:54):
We don't talk about no no fucking article.
We only talk about no P January.
That's the only one we'll evertalk about.
I like No Shit November better.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:04):
Me too, but then November.
I love you.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:09):
Hey, I I failed no shit November on the 5th, and
the 6th, they're like, nevermind, I put it back.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:20):
Great.
Well, everyone, I'm I'm gonnacall it right there.
I don't think we need a sign tojust nope.
Take a poop shove bad internet.

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