Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Sketches, Skits & More

101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"

September 25, 2023 • 28 mins

We are back!! With a brand new season: Insects in love. Pre-wrecked cars. Bad business ideas. And bigger, better butts. Plus, the ever-popular MORE!

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Season Five Teaser

September 4, 2023 • 1 min

The next season of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour is right around the corner! It's Season Five, Show #101. I know, right? Exciting! Until then we've got teaser for ya. It's not much, we know. But it's all we've got for now...

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Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits

September 2, 2023 • 2 mins

It's Labor Day Weekend in the United States! But did you know how it's celebrated in other parts of the globe? We didn't either. So we made these bits up.

(Originally played on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP-AM and FM in Chicago waaaay back in the day, these 3 little nuggets of satirical joy may be just the thing to go with your grilled weenies on this pretty much made up holiday.)

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It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version

August 22, 2023 • 2 mins

Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love." Dr. Demento was kind enough to play this many, many years ago. And it's since gone on to Funny Five fame... Sadly, pretty much all of the nasty things in the song are still with us.

(FUN FACT: many of the Dr's fans may not know that this was an slightly edited version than the one we submitted--- and for good reason, it was long ...

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It's The Real World (After All) uncut version

August 22, 2023 • 2 mins

Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love" that made its debut on the Dr. Demento radio show many, many years ago and has been featured in his Funny Five more than a few times. Sadly, most of the nasty things in the song are still problems today.

(FUN FACT: many Dr D's fans may not know that the version he plays was edited from the original we sent him. That's why we'v...

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100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"

July 31, 2023 • 29 mins

It’s our 100th show!! Energy drinks for dogs. Cigarettes you eat. And bacon. Plus: The guys reminisce 2½ years back to when the whole kooky thing started.

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99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"

July 24, 2023 • 28 mins

A not-so-amusement park. A potential subversive. HR Pufnstuf’s day job. Dudes in college. And maybe everyone loves Raymond a little too much. Plus, a bunch more stuff.

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98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."

July 17, 2023 • 28 mins

Sarcastic Martians. Test tube babies. Adult situations. Clean gutters. And more.

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97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."

July 10, 2023 • 27 mins

Stupidity. Slashers. B-listers. And fishin'.

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96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."

July 3, 2023 • 28 mins

The Constitution’s backstory. A Russian janitor. And how ‘bout that weather? Plus some other stuff.

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95: "I can almost smell the cabbage boiling"

June 26, 2023 • 28 mins

Smalltalk. TV dinners. Monkeys with typewriters. An invisible kid’s toy. And what’s new at the Johnson’s. Plus: more.

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94: "There're a lot of basements in China."

June 19, 2023 • 29 mins

Instant water. A really smalltime lawyer. Just okay home improvement. And that time we thought improv from a food truck was a good idea.

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93: “I can zap your energy faster than a PTA meeting.”

June 12, 2023 • 29 mins

Lil’ cars. A big phallic symbol collection. Mr. Valium. And a musical tribute to, um, self-love.

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92: "Someone must've spiked the Moscow Mules."

June 5, 2023 • 27 mins

Big trucks. Barfing kids. Really thick toilet paper. Plus Zoom call TMI and more!

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91: "We should've come back loaded with STDs."

May 29, 2023 • 29 mins

Submissive husbands. How not to make money. And a woman waaaaaay into coffee! Plus, the guys reminisce about the time they played a bunch of spring break gigs down in Ft Lauderdale, or didn't.

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90: "I am somebody. In fact, I might be two people."

May 22, 2023 • 29 mins

Very specific greeting cards. A musical starring the ’87 Bears. A town that gladly stores toxic waste. And a brand-new song! Plus some other stuff.

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89: "Find many wives. As many as there are moons in winter."

May 15, 2023 • 29 mins

A military seamstress. A clueless movie critic. The upside of junior college. Death. And phone calls from God. Plus much, much more!

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88: "Those Duck Logic pinheads kept giving me their usual BS."

May 8, 2023 • 29 mins

Our audio centerfold. We talk hoodies. A couple of sore subjects. And: Pirates! Plus, just a little bit more…

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87: "I try to bring a bit of what I understand is... funk."

May 1, 2023 • 28 mins

Really, really natural condoms. A comedy therapist. A song for a different kind of love. And the boys get funky. Plus, of course, MORE!

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86: "Get to know your poop."

April 24, 2023 • 29 mins

Cowboys. Huge guitars. The real Springsteen. Plus, a 13-year-old talkshow host, Joan Collins brushing her teeth, a death that makes a lot of sense. And more!

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Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Sketches, Skits & More

Episodes

101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"

Season Five Teaser

Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits

It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version

It's The Real World (After All) uncut version

100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"

99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"

98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."

97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."

96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."

95: "I can almost smell the cabbage boiling"

94: "There're a lot of basements in China."

93: “I can zap your energy faster than a PTA meeting.”

92: "Someone must've spiked the Moscow Mules."

91: "We should've come back loaded with STDs."

90: "I am somebody. In fact, I might be two people."

89: "Find many wives. As many as there are moons in winter."

88: "Those Duck Logic pinheads kept giving me their usual BS."

87: "I try to bring a bit of what I understand is... funk."

86: "Get to know your poop."

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Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits

It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version

It's The Real World (After All) uncut version

100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"

99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"

98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."

97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."

96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."

95: "I can almost smell the cabbage boiling"

94: "There're a lot of basements in China."

93: “I can zap your energy faster than a PTA meeting.”

92: "Someone must've spiked the Moscow Mules."

91: "We should've come back loaded with STDs."

90: "I am somebody. In fact, I might be two people."

89: "Find many wives. As many as there are moons in winter."

88: "Those Duck Logic pinheads kept giving me their usual BS."

87: "I try to bring a bit of what I understand is... funk."

86: "Get to know your poop."

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101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"

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