Drafts & Jordan's kids

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Yeah, he called me bro.What I'll call me bro. Welcome because
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John, what do you say?Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the

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You don't work for bezos, youknow, you know I look like
I look like I'm about to gothrow some boxes, though, don't.
You're the type of nigga that willget fired on this day off feeling boxes.
That's what you look like. Hey, shout out to the scammers,
ladies and gentlemen, John's and themotherfucking Belgium. John, what's up?

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Man? Was good? I justhad to give myself you know, you
know who said I need some ringsfor Who said? Who said I need
some rings for my performance? Oh? That was a little Wayne. That
was a little Wayne that was onthat start. Wait what, I'm sorry?
Said what again? I want tointerrupt you this time with you said?
I said, Ain't nobody said thatabout you? What's going on?

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Man? How's it going? Good? Good man? It's uh, it's
good. Weather's finally Wether's finally actingup a little, not acting up,
but being nice so like. Butbut I'm getting tired of all the rain.
Well, I mean why you wereabout the weather. Anyway, you
can't go outside, you pour?Remember? I see. Now you're about
to take this poor shit to awhole, another level, a whole,

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another level. I broke, man, I'm gonna find I'm gonna find some
I'm gonna find ah. How muchis that? So? If they made
twenty grand a year? How muchis a paychecking one week? You do
the math on that? Likes aweek? Seven sixty nine a week?
All right? No? Seven check? That's that's enterprise days. It's that

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bad, No, that them theenterprise niggas getting fifty to start when we
started with thirty five wouldn't it.Yeah, yeah, no, that's crazy
fifty and it ain't got a shaveno more. It ain't got a shave
no way. I put on suits. We walked so they could wrent so
they could run. That's way Ilook at that run. No, them
nigga's flying now. We walked sothey could fly. I wonder they still

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gotta wear ties every day. No, they like polo shirts. They got
chilling. They being that bitch chilling. Now a few times I do rent
a car, I'd just I'd bejust wanting to hit somebody on general principle
like yah yah, yeah, theyhad no uh, they had no stress.

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Yeah, niggas be wanting to walkin. Enterprise was started feeling real
quick, like hold on, letme just let me get three or four
y'all upset real quick, come here, let me just you know, like
you tell niggas a line up likemy man's did at the end of the
Baby Boy line up. Line up, just start stealing on niggas. But
why is he so angry? Enterprisemade you this way? You know what's
you know what? Remember how youremember the feeling when you had to when

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a customer was already upset and thenthey came in it was debit card only
is here to put the double cardform in front of them. Those some
good days I missed. That's thatwas my favorite time. Give them that
debit card form. They was like, I ain't feeling this side. I'm
saying, all right, cool,well all right, I mean what I

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mean? The best part about enterprisewas when you stopped giving the fuck and
then you, like you let thecustomers know that even though they was upset,
you didn't give a fuck. Thosewere the best days because in all
customer service rooms they teach you notto reflect the customer's anger, which is
actually impossible. So what you're supposedto do is empathize. But when you

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just stop giving a fuck, it'sso awesome to see him get so much
more upset because they realize you don'tfucking care one way or the other,
and they can't threaten you because gettingfired might be better for you mentally.
Yeah, Now that joy was.That joy was, That joy was.
It didn't need to be as stressfulas it was. I'm glad that the

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people now are experiencing how probably shouldhave been for us. Are we done
with the enterprise? Are done?You? Know our boy is now a
group rental manager now in Texas.What last one left? Yeah? No,
he really is. And I didn'tthink he was gonna be the one
to do it. I'll be honestwith you. He would not have been
the pick I would have made.No, Maddy's still doing it too.

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Is she doing the doing the Uhshe's a manager now though, Yeah,
no, she's doing the Yeah.Yeah, no, you're right, you're
right. Yeah I thought so.I mean, so there's there's two left.
There was two left after after allafter the should call it the h

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is it that apocalypse? The massexodus? Yeah, the mass exodus of
us? Yeah? Oh fuck thatplace, all right, John? That
question for you, my guy,They need to do what your name?
Why the fuck were you not atthe draft? They had to work?
Fuck that job, bro. Ihad to work. It was doing on
after work. So I don't knowif you know this, but I worked.

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It was on a Thursday, rightSon, Friday, and Saturday.
Okay, I worked all three ofthose days, so there you go.
Okay, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I was at work. Times you
off work. On Thursday, Igot off at five, draft started at
eight. Next excuse, I wascoming there. You knew I wasn't coming
there. You knew I wasn't comingthere. You got lucky. You got

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lucky because you said what you saidagain? What did you say you there?
What'd you say out here? So? What time you get finished working?
Friday? Five? Six? Probablybetween five thirty six? Yeah?
Draft? Saturday? Eight? What'syour next excuse? Saturday? And then
he's done work? Oh, Saturday, okay, so Saturday to get home
to seven fifteen. It was along day. Okay, well draft was
over at eight. But but butthe uh, the no, there's no

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way I was going to the draft. I had to work, man,
I have to work. I can'tgo to my aunt's house or my grandma's
house and work on my computer nextday. I can't do that. And
clock in doesn't work for me.That way, you could have told him
he was taking a couple like,you know, home office days, and
you and you could work from thesame place I worked from. He's the

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grandma's house, right right on hercouch. Yeah. So Mike, Mike
sent me this video. I thinkit was towards the end of the night.
But y'all niggas looked exhausted, likebecause we were because he had,
uh what songs I was playing?It was the Drake Death songs that push
ups. Yeah, so he sentme a video of Ada Up playing pushups

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and you look like you was barelymaking it. And so I text him
back the next morning. I texthim back next morning. I was like,
I was like, I can tellyou requested this song because just by
how the people's expression are in thebackground, because he was the only one
that was still hype and y'all justlike, yo, it's dead tired.
Well, the funny part was likeby the end of the night, by

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the time we got over there,like the third floor was just dying,
but there were still a lot ofpeople on the first and second floor at
that bar. But at that point, Niggas was exhausted. So here's the
thing about a big event like that, And don't worry you, guys,
we're gonna get to natural recap ofwhat actually happened the big event like that.
You know, and all your peopleare coming out, right, So
you go out with your people andthen you know, you guys, get

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some drinks in. But then youknow, all right, cool, we
got our drinks in. We're feelinggood. Take it easy. For a
little bit. Then some more niggascome in that you know, they want
they want to start drinking, sothey start at a level that you was
at three hours ago. They said, you know, you're doing more shots
and you know, and then themniggas is cool, all right? Bet?

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Did more niggas come along that wastrying to meet up with you and
they want to get started. Soand then you added in the fact of
all the actual walking that we didaround the actual draft area, Nigga,
I did the math for my fifthbit, my fifth bit side, I
walked twenty one miles this weekend.You walked twenty one miles this weekend.

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That's what my fifth bets say.And here's the thing. How many draft
area we were walking back and forthwas only a mile, So that's to
tell you how many bars y'all hit. So obviously we hit oce a lea,
shout out to don shout out toDJ up. Where else did we
go? We went to the wayroof too, right, We did started
ten roof just to say it upto DJ up. We hit the well

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on Thursday. I think those arethe only two bars we hit truthfully.
Friday, when I went out therewith my dad. We just kind of
did the Greek Tech Greektown outdoor tailgatething, never doing. I was pretty
dope, okay. And then Saturday, Oh yeah, what put the draft
in my city? I'm gonna bethere. Niggas gonna know me. What's

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the name of that bar? Hesaid, you sa you never been to?
No is it downtown? Yeah,it's right there in Greektown. Now
you got me, and you gotto make a trip off there to hang
out with Mike one one weekend andall just hit Oceleley and just get after
it. So how was how was? I guess Thursday was the biggest day?

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So how was Thursday? Then?Nigh? I ain't never said how
many people in my life? Mmhmm. It was insane. When we
got down there, we parked justa little bit past Little Caesars Arena and
we were just kind of just walkingto the general direction of all the ship
nigga to the line to get intoCampus Marshes where the draft lead was was

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all the way back past Little SeasonsArena, and that's a mile away.
I'm talking about a mile long line. You never seen. The line was
a mile long to get to thesee you know, what hed be freaking
to your story. That makes sensebecause Mike would send me videos drought the
whole day. I'm like, nigga, what is you doing? Like,

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you're not gonna see the free BigSean concert. You're not gonna go see
the draft, nigga, And hewas like, he keeps me back saying
the draft. What's that gonna dowith drinking? I mean, I knew
what he was getting, but butthen but then after that, after that,
uh, he said, he saidthat it's just way too many people
out there to try to see BigSean in the draft. If you aren't

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planning on going to see Big Sean, you probably needed to be down there
in the general vicinity around like twookay, and then and then just kind
of just hopped in line when youthought it was short enough to where you
could get in and not be missingout on anything. And then once you
got in there to see Sean,you stayed. Did you see any U?

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Did you? Because they had likethe NFL experience thing right, they
was your lines wrapped around that stufftoo. So I only went to that
because that was all at heart plaza. I only checked that out Saturday during
the day, and there was hugelines for all that stuff too on Saturday.
Yeah, to see the Lombardi trophies, the Super Bowl rings, to
do the little pass throwing thing.It all looked dope, but it didn't

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look dope enough to stand in linefor. But you know, it was
just cool to see everything. Therewere certain angles you could get where you
could kind of like see the draftscreen, so I was able to see
it a little bit. But again, we spend most of our time in
the bars. Anyway, that youmissed out, bro, miss so I
should have called. So Kel sentme something saying that it was the uh

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let me see the biggest crowd ever. Yeah, like too for a draft
that was just night one. Yeah, that was night one, Night twos
and other draft record man said againthe record how they set the record of
seven hundred and seventy five thousand peoplein two days, three days? All
three days? Oh, three days, okay, talking about three quarters of

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a million people just in downtown Detroit, nuts two million people? No more.
How were the bars though, soI would everybody's doing the NFL experience
and getting in line and stuff likethat. How are the bars so not
packed? I mean, because there'sso many of them down there now,
like everybody has places to go andthere's like stuff going on like outside.

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So even though like they were theywere crowded, they none of them felt
like really packed. And you neverhave to wait that long to get a
drink. You know, every foodtrucks anywhere else you could get food really
easily. It's one spot had Reubenagrolls them shifts was fire. There's a
black new set up something some barbecues, so you know, we had to

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hit that up. You know whatI'm saying. I need I definitely food
trucks. I'm sorry, say itagain. So I needed to eat more
because I burned like seventeen thousand caloriesover the weekend too. Still seven thousand
calories and seventeen seventeen thousand calories youburn, Yeah, and you walked twenty
one miles Yeah. Yeah, Nigga'slegs still hurt and I'm still hungry.

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Yeah, so obviously you were drinking. But like Nigga, I know you
wanted some water while you was outthere. I know I was. I
was tossing waters back, okay,And they say, yeah, say hydrated
while you out there? Oh yeah, oh yeah, especially you know how
Mic is Oh yeah, of energy, man, a ton of energy.
He walked fast. The drinks wasgoing crazy every time, like a stick

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of water, and I just youknow, they have been coolers and shit,
I just like bump chugg, bompchug, and all right, we
back to it, back to it. But did you go ahead? No?
What was you about to say?I said, so you lost some
weight then this past weekend? Yeah? Probably probably your legs. Your legs
little feel like jelly still. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely did not

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work out today. Definitely did notwork out today. Walk you get today
or yesterday's privilege? I got backyesterday afternoon. You know, you know
Grandma had to load your boy upwith some food. Oh yeah, I
still got some stuff here for you, by the way. Okay, so
what is it? Can we seewhat it is? You always give me
what you don't want. It's okay, though, I got because you you'll

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eat it because you eat like apoor person. For those of y'all who
don't know, John makes a lotof money but still lives like he lives
in a trap house. Has thisbeautiful piece of Kobe Bryant artwork that I
hope his girlfriend pick out for him. That's still on the floor refrigerator.
It's always full of condiments, juice, maybe jelly. I doubt he has

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peanut butter now a peanut. Butbecause you gave your grandma. Your grandma
gave you something and you gave itto me. There it is. See
there we go, Grandma keeping thistigga fat. And then his freezer is
full of nothing but frozen peace.You know what. You know what's funny
is he always has a gallon ofCrown Apple ready to go. I do.
I do. That's important though,it's about it's all about the necessities.

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But I agree. You know what'scrazy, It's like I didn't get
it from my dad because when Igo home, my dad's brothers and sisters
and even as mom, they saythat they can hear him when he's coming
because his pants are so tight becausehe don't get on he don't. He's
the same way. That's that's arunning joke in the family. So I
didn't get it from him. Mydad. My dad's like, My dad's

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like, but the dad from everybodyhates Chris Man. I am not lying
when it comes to like Bill's money. My dad had a great job all
his life, he just never spentit. So I'm kind of the same
way. Man, I'm gonna I'mgonna find a way run his AT and
T thing, even if I gottaget a go on Google and get a
template of the check submit it thatway. You know, I got a

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graphic design background. I find away to get that thirty five dollars a
month bill. Yeah, and theneighteen and T gonna call your complex like,
hey, so you need to makelike two times the rent to live
there. Right, So there's noway that this person makes twenty thousand a
year, right, Okay, justcheck. You should want me to be

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great. You want me to savemoney? I do. I want you
to be great, and I wantyou to you know, ball out.
You know, wow, that's crazyexpensive, bro by the lobster. Hang
up that piece of artwork. Okay, so hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, timeout, time out. So if you
if you're going out to eat,you're getting lamb chops or a lobster if

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you're treating yourself, I mean,maybe lobster. If I'm treating myself,
like to me, either, there'snot enough meat on lamb chop. Pause
to like to say, oh yeah, let me treat myself because to me,
Lamb is one of those things that'sexpensive before like the amount you get
it feels a little too expensive.Okay, you know what I'm saying.

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So like that's what that's what doyou eat? Four small bones? Again?
Exactly? Still my point, stealmy point. That's why, like
I'm on, I only buy Lambfor myself, like when I see it
on like super sale, like youknow your Kroger mark down, like fuck,
we got too many of this shiphere, get it before it go
bad, about five or six ofthem, bitches Like up, this can

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go in the freezer. We're good. Now, have my Lamb for the
quarter or the half year. Ohso you rather you rather make your own
Lamb chops instead of get them froma restaurant? Yeah, buy them when
they on super sale, freeze them, and then when you're ready for you
get ready for them. Now lobsterlobster doing the restaurant because Lobster's lobster market
price wherever you go. You knowwhat me spoiling myself is a pizza from

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Little Caesars. Don't do me likethat? Why got why you gotta do
me like that? Did I haveto save money. You think I've spoiling
myself a gatting hot and ready thatdisrespectful man. Hey man, look,
I'm just saying. My grandmother gaveme like two pounds of ramen, and
I gave it all to you.Falls You ain't ramen. I just I
don't eat it anymore because I don'thave to. John, We ain't got

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to live like that no more.I tear some ramen up, man like
you got you go ahead, saidall some pizza rolls, you know,
to keep myself honest. Remember whereI came from. You know want ramen,
bro it's the same thing. Noit's not. Yes, it is
two different cuisines, Raman teas buriedin pizza rose. No fuck it doesn't.

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Yes it does. You ain't gotdoctor up pizza. You can do
a lot more with raymen than youcan with pizza rolls. You can do
a lot more. Yeah, becauseyou have to, because you have to
eat it. Plan turn away out, Mica away eat all is too hot.
And then you got ramen. Yougotta crack an egg in here,

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gotta throw some hot sauce on it. Got no mm hmm, even even
them Eve eat them joints playing notplaying, but like, you know how
you get the one with the seasonedpackage. I eat like that too.
Get the couple of noodles. Betearing that up, man, pizza roast,
that's lunch, microwave eat. Iknow it's lunch for you. That's
lunch. Bro. You got ahigh as sodium diet. That's crazy.

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That's why you don't go. That'scrazy. They gonna tell you, nigga,
you're gonna have hypertension tomorrow. That'scrazy. Hey, I'm just trying
to get you to be healthier,man, I know, fruits suspensive.
Yo. Hold on, you wantto be healthier, but you give me
two pounds a rob It Ain't thatwhat you just said? Because I know
you're gonna eat it. I justwant you to eat it a moderation like
eat one per month, you know, to keep yourself honest. Remind yourself
where you came from from the streets. Okay, So then all right,

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since you're talking shit, what doyou eat for lunch? For lunch today,
I had baked chicken and fire roastedroot vegetable mix. This was a
ki yellow squash red belt. OhI'm sorry, you know it's talking to
Gordon Ramsey. I mean it was. It was in a frozen packet,
so you know, I was tossingthe microwave and then you know, but

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yeah, baked chicken, frozen fireroasted vegetable mix. And then I had
a prost. The brand put asuper greens powder in it and some chaia
seeds because you don't need the extrafiber, because you know, you gotta
have a high fiber diet to keepyou more fulls. You don't eat snacks.
Come on, man, come on, all right, man, we
got plus. I need the nutrientscause, like like I told you over

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the weekend, niggas eating ruben eggrolls and ship what kind of sauceage you
a thousand island to dip it in? Yeah, it's great, bro should
have brought Yeah that sounds good man. See he sent me for my dad.
Do those too? So I thinknext time I go home, I
ain't gonna bring some back. SoI got Mike did send me a picture

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though it was it was like ahe sent me a picture of it.
Some food and the macar aine cheeselook good with macaraine cheese cornbread and like
a GLIZZI a grilled one look goodlike it was a had barbecue sauce on
it. He says, only ninedollars. I don't think he was when
he got that. I think,well, he got there Friday at like
at like eleven o'clock. No,Thursday at like eleven, that's what I

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mean, Thursday eleven. So hegot the Thursday eleven. Nigga said,
I'm gonna do it dry run soI know everything about traffic. Then we
get back down there, everything tochange. They locked up all the streets
he thought he was gonna have accessto, so we had to park a
mile and a half away from wherehe thought he was going park. So
that drying run when he had tocome, oh, because you showed up.
So he had to come get youfrom his house and he went back

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down there and couldn't park at thesame spot. Yeah, we don't.
He planned on doing like that runin the morning anyway, just to see
like where everything was and how topark and everything. And you know,
so when I finally got there,he's like, all right, I know
exactly where the park we go.I got a little spot over here,
locked locked. How was traffic like? Car traffic wasn't as bad as you

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thought it would be okay. Imean, granted we're from the city,
so you know, we know whayhe's around it versus just you know where
people are like, oh, comeoff on seventy five. Yeah, that
ship was so backed up. Ibest seventy five at some point. That
ship is so like a parking lot, Like yo, shi, it was
crazy ship. That's cool, man, that's good to jet. Did you

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seebody famous or no? No,man, I was surprised. I didn't.
Apparently Koffee Kingston was down there.Okay, that's your man's ain't it.
You shed a tear for him,didn't you? I did? I
did? It was down there.Apparently he presented Drake May with a custom
w title since Drake May was thepick for the Patriots and he's from Boston.
Okay, So no, I ain'tseen nobody famous, I mean besides

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me man in the Meerican you knowwhat I'm saying. So what's what's this
thing? You wanna talk about NBAFinals? Because I know I know we're
not about to talk about that.Well, I mean I wanted to talk
about the draft and how you knowour Lions did. Okay, we can
do that. So let me seewe went from having the worst cornerbacks room
in the league to like at leastthe deepest one. Now I don't know

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if it's I can't say it's thebest because we ain't seen Niggas play.
But you're talking about corner wise.Corner wise, niggasped up in free agency
and the two guys we drafted,Harry and Arnold, and in this Ragshaw
I like it. I like it. Everybody's saying that. On the kid
Rakeshaw from Missouri. The number onething people say about him is like he

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a dog. And I said,oh, okay, I like that.
I don't know anything else. Ijust said he had dog at the bat
and Tarry Arnold we are I mean, we already know how good he is.
Talking about what three years started atBama at corner got to be pretty
good, especially because that offense wasn'tdoing much this season, so he was
on the field a lot. SoI gotta say I'm excited, John.

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Yeah, what's up a niggas nameof their kids? Bro? What you
mean? I'm reading the NFL becausethe NFL gave out grades on our website
for the draft. YEP. Andhere's the line. It says, Uh,
the Lions doubled up a corner inthe first and second rounds, flexing
their aggressiveness by trading a third rounderto move up for Arnold instead of staying

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put and possibly selecting his Bama teammatekool Aid McKinstry. This niggas name is
kool Aid, and there's a hyphenin there, like like like like the
name brand kool Ai. It's nothis first name, kool Aid. Is
that nickname or something? Yeah,all right, the first name is Jack
Quincy. Why the NFL gotta callhim kol Aid? Then that's his that's

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his nickname. Four hundred years andhe's still doing this ship to us.
They always told me, uh,they always told me professional sports is just
pay slavery. Let's see, Imean, pays slavery is an oxymoron,
but okay, we'll go pay slavery. The tray Lion's gotta b draft grade.

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I was gonna say, yeah whenJerry asked me about it, that
game an a minus. That mightjust be me being homer, but I'll
take a B. I'll take aB. Baby. You know what I'm
saying. We need well, weneed to help at corner, especially the
way the way Sutton was getting cookedout there like it was a buffet,
like it was golden Krral. Hewas golden Crawle out there. Man,
desperately need to corner help. Andnow we got Now we got four options

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to replace two niggas. I feelabout that. M hm, real good
about that. Man. You know, we went ahead and took us an
oose on the line to you know, protect Jared Golf. You know what
I'm saying. You gotta throw yourones up one time. So what what's
that? There's no oos on here? We're talking about the dude from British

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Columbia talking about and I Giovanni manu? Are you talking about the oh you
talk about the Utah running back?Hold on, let me find it.
All these niggas got names that theycould have been for Hawaii. Honestly,
I can't even pronounce their names.Wingo what I'm talking about? Okay?

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So what about you say he's aUSO, he's an oose? What's that
mean? Mean she's Samoan or FrenchPolynesian? Did you learn that at wrestling?
Huh? What do you learn thatat wrestling? Yeah, Polynesian people
call themselves us is the way blackpeople call themselves niggas. That's crazy.

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We got some ooz. I don'tlike the way I like what you said
that, So I need you tothrow you want them, John, I'm
not. I'm not throwing anything up. John. I'm good. It's six
forty one on Monday. Have youacknowledged the tribal chief yet? Come on,
John, Come on, I don'teven know what a tribal chief is.
You do. You can't even tellme what the tribal chief is,
chief of the tribe, the headof the table. You just okay,

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So you took the words and usedthose. He's ahead of the table.
He's the reason you got back intoprofessional wrestling. See, there's not even
a definition for tribal chief. Igoogle tribal chief and this nigga pop up.
Oh, I found it right here. Tribal chief, chieftain or headman
is the leader of a tribal societyof chiefdom. Good for him? Good

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for him. You think I've nevertoo sweet sweet as you? So you
think I'm about to acknowledge the nigga. I don't know. You know what
you're talking about? Mike? Toosweet to me? All right? Back
to the draft. So who hadso who had who had the best draft?
You think? Are you worry aboutthe Vikings at all? Them getting
JJ McCarthy in a couple of years, In a couple of years maybe,

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depending on how we move, Butno, I mean I'm not. I'm
not worried about rookie rookie quarterbacks.I'm just not. Okay. So here's
a question for you. So ourdivision has gotten younger, and at quarterback
position has gotten younger too. Soyou know, Jordan Love, Caleb Williams,

(27:45):
and uh JJ McCarthy. H So, who do you who you think
is gonna have the better career betweenthose three? Yeah? Jordan, okay,
saying I mean the Bears have proventhere in an NF organization. So
even though I think Caleb is themost talented of those guys, the Bears

(28:07):
are the Bears, and they're justthey're gonna fuck this up somehow, Okay,
all right? And the Vikings,I mean they drafted JJ because they
look like they want to be arun first offense with Justin Jefferson, you
know, as the option in thewhat you call it the play action.
So that to me, that saysJD is gonna put up the same type

(28:29):
of numbers that he put up inMichigan. They're not gonna look crazy.
He's gonna do what's asked of him. But that's not gonna it's not gonna,
you know, get you in theHall of Fame. Now, Jeordan
Love, they like they they're bettingon that guy to beat him. He
should. He beat the Cowboys lastyear in the playoffs and beat the breaks
off of them. It was beautifulto watch. So do you think the

(28:49):
Lions should be looking at a quarterbackwithin the next two years? We got
you know, you're not trying tohave a realistic conversation. Okay, we
got all right? Okay, unlus, I'll tell you this, we should
look at a quarterback. If HendonHooker becomes a third string in training camp.
If Hendon Hooker is a thirst stringin training camp, that means recovery's

(29:11):
not going well, or he's notpicking up the playbook or something, or
he just doesn't click in the offense. But if he's still the second string
quarterback, then that means we gotour guy. And I mean and a
lot of it depends on what wedo with Jared Goff too, because we're
gonna extend him. Do we givehim. I mean I would give him
two years guarantee, and then theback two years is not really guaranteed.

(29:33):
So that way, if you wantedto cut bait, we can because he
is like thirty three. So asof right now, I would say no
because it looks like we got ourguy. And again, because this team
is good now, we're gonna bepicking late and it doesn't sound like there's
like it doesn't sound like there's eightquarterbacks that they're gonna be like, you
know, top round availability next year. So unless Hindon Hooker comes in third

(30:00):
on the depth chart, I thinkwe're good right now. And I mean
we got at least two years ofgood Jared Goff if we can just keep
him protected, which we pay penny. So we all right, we got
it. Just you know, wegot the line deaf that we needed in
the draft. So no, wedon't. No, No, well you're

(30:21):
already talking about you already, you'realready talking about super Bowler Bus. So
it is super Bowler Bus. Wewere one half away and last year,
now it's super Bowler Bus. We'rein that be happy we lived this life
now super Bowler Bus for us.Nothing else is acceptable, nothing, nothing,
I'm just looking forward to next year. We can have one, we
can have one or two less winsin the regular season. Don't care.

(30:45):
As long as we went in division, say, as long as we went
in division. Have you seen thePackers. We just we split with the
Packers last year. We still wanta division. The Packers is gonna be
better this year, though they canbeat this twice and we'll still win a
divis Just for sake of argument,I'm gonna look on here because I think
they have you been able to dosome filler or something, because I believe

(31:07):
that they have the props on herefor what's it that? Or for Wednesday
season, for divisional and stuff likethat. You can place best on the
NFL. Where's it that? Orhere's the NFL right in front of me.
All right, so divisional divisional divisions, here we go. So the
Lions are plus and the Packers areplus. I was a betting man.

(31:29):
I would hit that Packers bet.I mean, I went on, that's
what they want to do, That'swhat they want you to do. This
dude, this dude, Okay,all right, Johnna, they didn't they
didn't build them big gass buildings inVegas. Because the the fucking better is
always right Todday. All right,so you remember remember this clip when if
the Packers do win division? Youremember this clip? Okay? All right,
I mean, okay, what what'stoday? Is the twenty ninth,

(31:52):
April twenty ninth at six forty eightpm or fus we got in division first?
First, we don't niggas. Niggashave went to the Super Bowl out
winning the division. That's true.I'll give you that. It's easier that
way, bo, we don't haveto. So for for NFC Championship winner,

(32:14):
the forty nine Ers are first plusat plus two fifty and the Lions
are second at plus six hundred.Actually I would take the Lions bet.
Actually yeah, I would yeah takethat. Take that Lions bet. That
sound like that sound like good moneyto me. And then super Bowl,
the Super Bowl bus or the Lionsare plus thirteen hundred, Lions are plus

(32:37):
then and there are the Bengals arebefore us, The Ravens are before us,
the Chiefs are before us, andthe Niners are before us. The
Bengals. How the fuck are theBengals before us? Because man, if
they can just have Joe Burrow standup right, for a whole season.
They've seen they can go to SuperBowl with that. They don't need much
else. M Joe Burrow really ishim when they keep him up right,

(32:58):
mm hmm. That the problem islike he just get hit and then he
breaks, like we get can't Cityagain this year? Oh that's the super
Bowl. I'm sorry We've got Dallasagain this year. Oh my god,
I want that game back. No, I want to I want you know
who I want for real? Itis the Seahawks, bro. I mean,

(33:19):
I'm so tired of fuck it.They're becoming they're becoming a rival,
and they're across the fucking country everytime you play the Seahawks. Man,
I just want to see his beatthe Seahawks. That's all I can stand.
The Seahawks. I feel you.They beat us back to bad years
Seahawks now, and I don't thinki'd ever hate the Seahawks, the fucking
Seahawks crazy. Let me see,I don't think we have the seahawkss coming

(33:44):
to see thank god. Man.Oh wait, we might we have a
TB a NFC West team, soit could be the Seahawks gonna be the
Seahawks again. NFL would do someship like that, because they can see
that ship brewing the hatred between thetwo teams. Oh no, I'm sorry.
I looked at the schedule for twoyears from now. We do have
the Seahawks again. It's gonna bein Detroit this year. No, they

(34:07):
got a tough schedule. Yeah wedo. That's what I'm trying to tell
you. Our schedule was tough thisyear. So are we all right?
You got a frost class schedule,like being the first tasting place team.
You know what I'm saying? Allright, okay, so the I'm gonna
bring up something else too about football. What was it? Brown was out
there playing tight end because he's nottaking the Lakers nowhere? Huh. Yes,

(34:29):
it's funny. You only do lastthing. Lion's black jerseys are back.
Are you getting one? No?Get who the three players you would
get? I'm un ros Saint Brown, Berry, Calvin and if we want
to do they make a calendar Campbell, Yo, Campbell jerseys. That's that's
that's a nasty jersey. You're tryingto find one. Let's see NFL Lions.

(34:53):
I'm so glad they brought to theblack jerseys back of my favorite jersey
on day three of the draft,everybody in the lines of the war room
wore the black Dan Campbell jersey.Whole staff. I didn't see that.
No. On day three owner ownerBrad Holmes Dan had one. Everybody that
was in their room had a DanCampbell black Flyings jersey. So you're looking

(35:14):
to get one? That is thatwhat you're telling me? If you want
us a Super Bowl? Yeah,I'll get one and I'll fucking frame it.
So the jersey? Are you gettingthe look? They got two different
kind of jerseys. So are yougetting the authentic? Are you getting the
youre getting authentic? Whichever one costsone forty. There's one that costs one
eighty. It it's called auntion thatviper fuse. I don't know what that

(35:37):
means, but I'm not rich.This Centers one is tough, though.
I need that Barry, I needthat Sun God, and I need that
Mega tro Oh. I see it'sit's it's the way they apply the letters
and the patches on the fuse.That's why it costs more. I don't
care. I hope they would have. I can't wait that we should go.
Well, do they let us knowbeforehand what type of jersey? To

(36:00):
wear it or no. I said, I love to go to that game
jersey like the week of maybe likethe Thursday night before is when they usually
announcement on socials. Did you seeme Glad jerseys while you were rock?
Did you see Glad jerseys while you'reout there? Had him? Yeah?
Mike got one? Oh Mike?Okay? What was you to Mic?
Which one was Mike wearing? Iwant to say it was the Barry.

(36:22):
I was drinking a lot, likewas it the was it the one forty
one? Did you know? Oh? Could you tell? Okay? No?
He told me, oh okay,yeah, yeah, the order one.
So you're not gonna get a Dancampbellon if he wants a Super Bowl
down. I don't even know where. I don't know where to find a
Dan Campbell jersey, Like where doI look for that? You just you
just like get a custom black oneand just get his old number. I

(36:45):
think it was eighty nine. Itwas eighty nine? Yeah, okay?
Did they Could you do that throughfanatics? I'm looking on the website right
now be able to you can dothe shirt. It looks like Saint Brown,
Hutchson, Hudgson, Gibbs, Sandersgolf Sanders Laporta. I mean,

(37:07):
did you get good jersey Arnold Jerseysalready on here? Hey? If he
if you get a pick to winthe Super Bowl turnout, did you want
to get there? Right? I'mthere's a jersey. No, I want
to win it. I want towin it so I can be asking for
a lot Man for years. There'sa Rigo Jersey Williams. Yeah, definitely

(37:30):
shout through Rigo man. Yeah.I don't know. Yeah, I guess
I could. I could find away to customize. Yo, these shorts
are nice, softly shorts. Okay. Shot the Lions man, Okay,
so you want to talk about thealliance the Lakers, man, yo,
forget Hold on a second, Ido think the Lions the Lions. I

(37:55):
do think the Lakers one tonight now, because do we get word back?
If Murray's playing tonight, as Iheard, he might less, I heard
he might be out. You mightjust take a night off just because they
don't need him to be the Lakers. Hold on, Oh, Nuggets guard
questionable, he's still questionable. Itlooks like you're gonna y'all question but I

(38:17):
better figure this ship out. Whatyou mean questionable? It's gonna be a
tip. They're gonna be like,oh, he's not playing playing Yeah,
I think the Lakers and Lakers arenot losing. Bro Hey, okay,
you know what you tall like yousaid, like one of those niggas ain't
witnessed nothing. You became a witnesswhen when hold on, let me talk.
You became a witness when the Warriorshad a three to one league,

(38:37):
right or your witness then you witnessthat day. I saw that happen.
Okay, okay, so don't thinkthat. And that guy just happens to
be on the Lakers, so don'tthink that it can't happen again. This
time is from three to h though. Yeah. Yeah, now they want

(38:58):
a game, didn't they? Well, I guess come back started at three
out because they won game. Itstarted three Oh yeah, that's what I'm
saying. It started three out.So yeah it's three one right now.
What you gotta say? You talkall this ship when when that's sign Pistons
gonna make the playoffs. Nigga makea play in two two years? Yeah
yeah, make a play in allright? So but John, are you

(39:20):
gonna fire your man after they lose? Yeah, he's done. It's institute.
It's done. It's done. WhenI saw that video that Nigga scribbling
on the trout board, and itlooked like it's just it didn't look like
anything like anything. He was justlike scribbling. It was like zaglines like
he was doing signatures on the court, on the on the trout board.
You're not gonna you're not gonna standup and rep for your fellow Sagga Saga,

(39:44):
sag Nasty Sagon. And that's funny. No, Sometimes you just gotta
know when when when when the timeis up? No time is up one
to fold them? Yeah, youknow, you know you know who?
You want to know who else?The time is up for? My man's
in Phoenix, Vin Durant, Wellmaybe both of them. Oh you know

(40:05):
what, I'm glad you brought thatup because there's a report that came out
today that Frank Vogel begged the Son'sfront front off the staff to pick up
a point guard and they said,no, oh, so but you know
what, they need a fall guyfor this, right, Yeah, he's
definitely gonna be the fall guy.But like it's just funny, like like,
oh, he's definitely the fall guy. But he knew what the problem

(40:28):
was gonna be coming into this season. But they're like, well, no,
if we get a point guard,that'll take the ball out of the
rant Booker in Beal's hands. That'sthe fucking point, nigga. Them niggas
don't create their own shots enough ata high enough clip to not have a
point guard. How about when KevinDurant said, I wanted to go to
Phoenix and play with Chris Paul andDevin Booker and guess you's not there no

(40:52):
more Chris Paul. That's just crazy. Hey, kt KT. Since Kati
is on a world tour right now, he can go to La Detroit too.
Ain't ship in Detroit. Ain't noway he come Detroit, Come Detroit
to retire. Kay Coningham is here? Tell me trying to get out?

(41:15):
I sent you that video when thatfan asked, k you're trying to get
detrayed and he shook his head asas as no noticeable as possible. That
niggas good as going. Y'all gonnalose him. No, you ain't notice
it. You must have your buffson that day. You must have your
buffs on that day. I resentit to you. I resent it to
you. Okay, okay, Lakersin seven. Here, it's one game

(41:38):
at a time, man, Andthen what John who? Then there's nobody
else. There's nobody else the Lakersbeat. If the Lakers the Lake,
if the Lakers, okay, holdon a second, If the Lakers beat
if the Lakers beat the Nuggets,they are going to the NBA Finals.

(42:00):
There's nobody else in their way.The Nuggets can't beat Oklahoma City. The
Nuggets is the toughest team in theWest. No, I agree. I
agree with jan But the Lakers can'tbeat the other two tough teams in the
West. Either, Thunder's not thatgood. They're not as good as Denver.
And then who's that team name Minnesotawith Jordan's other illegitimate child. Okay,

(42:20):
I got a question for you,John that at man to put up
one hundred on DJ Russell, Right, I gotta, I gotta, I
gotta. I got a question foryou. I answer for you. Have
the Minnesota Timberwolves ever won an NBAchampionship? No, Okay, there you
go, arrest my case. They'vealso even even even if the Nuggets beat
the Lakers, even if they beatthe Lakers, the Nuggets will destroy the

(42:43):
Timberwolves. Also, the Timberwolves havenever swept an opponent of the playoffs until
this season. Okay, it's thefirst round times they are a chain.
Remember the old Bob Villea song youknow You're not here. I'm not hip
to that one. But even though, remember I send you that thing on

(43:04):
Twitter. It was talking about ohthat that that statement from Jordan when he
was like he had sex with likesix or seven women a day. So
he believes that he has some kidsin the NBA, so like and a
man, Oh those are the twokids. I don't know. Man,
I saw side by side of Jordanand Man. I'm just like Jimmy Butler

(43:27):
and the ant Man. Jimmy Butlerknows who his father is. He just
want not reveal it. I can'tremember ant Man knows or not. I
don't think ant Man knows, butI think he knows. I think he
knows. I think he knows.But some of the side by side,
just like they did with Jimmy Butler, and they did the side by side
video of you know, Jordan andJimmy and then at Man and Jordan,

(43:49):
Jordan's It's just it's just the comparison. Man, It's just like even when
ant Man shoots the ball, itlooks like Jordan's like this is formed.
So is ant Man the best shootingguard in the league right now? Shooting
guard? Yeah yeah, let mesee if I can get a list,
I would say so. All right, so we have all right, so
these are this is everybody that's listedat shooting guard. And you let me

(44:13):
know if a man is burying theseguys. Donovan Mitchell, Yeah, he's
better. Devin Booker, yeah,Jalen Brown, oh yeah, oh yeah,
like the nigga can't go love,James Harden yeah, Desmond Bang yeah.
Absolutely, this is getting worse asI go down. I see,
So you might be right because KlayThompson failed the funk off. Well,

(44:37):
look at all all the names wenamed, Like most of those niggas are
like liabilities on the defensive end,and man not that. Yeah, I
don't think I would take any theseniggas over over like and man not the
like. Man is not like theelite defender that Klay Thompson was in his
prime, but he not a liabilitylike everybody else on the list. We're

(44:59):
happening to brad injuries. He's justBradley Beal. He's just Bradley He's got
that, he got that Washington Wizardsmentality. He's a He's a volume shooter
that can get hot, Like that'sjust what he is. Yeah, I
mean, he can be the bestplayer on a really bad team, or
he can be a contributor on afinals team, nothing really in between.

(45:23):
He can't be your third best playeron a good team. He shoot too
much for that. And that's whythat team needs a point guard. That
team needs a point guard that canlike run that offense, get it to
KD in his spots where he canmake his own shot, get it to
Booker to spot up, and thenit can also hold the ball when Bradley

(45:44):
Beal is taking stupid shots. Mmhmm. That's why a team need a
point guard because Devin Booker he gonnabe like, I can make every shot
I take, And then I knowBradley Beal can because you have to have
that type of irrational confidence to bethe type of scorer that they are,
and then you know, and theycan feed it to KD. Sometimes a
KD can still create his own shot, but not at the clip that like,

(46:07):
you can't have anybody else that can'tcreate anything, because once you start
feeding the KD, he's creating,creating, and you start hitting him with
the double team, then guess whathe's doing. He's passing it to two
volume shooters. One gets really streaky, and sometimes he get real streaky in
a bad way and still won't stopshooting. You need an adult the point
guards, meaning the point guard isalways the adult in the room. You

(46:28):
need an adult in the room.And Phendy Flinn had that. They refuse
to get me. And now FrankVoge was about to get fired. The
thoughts on Jalen Brunton, boy,boy, was he wasting his time in
Dallas a couple of years ago?He was wasted. You think Dallas is
kicking themselves right now they should havejust signed him. Well, what I'm
getting at is Dallas is probably thinking, like we should have gave him the

(46:50):
money that he was looking for.No, because he wasn't gonna turn into
this guy in Dallas, because Luca'sa ball dominant point guard as good as
Luca is, and Allen Brunston's balldominant too, so like and obviously lucas
the franchise, but you're like himand Kyrie played good together though, no,
yeah, they do, they do. They don't playing the defense at

(47:13):
all. But no, again,whole other situation. But like you look
at Brunson, you're like, Yo, Brunson needed to be somewhere where he
could be Batman to turn into this, because what was cool about New York
is that Julius Rando's probably one ofthe top five Robbins of all time.
Just last year they had him beingBatman. He ain't Batman m hm.

(47:36):
So you get Dyalen Brunston up there, he can really be Batman, and
then you know, you go gethis other Villanova homies and bring him there.
So the type of confidence them niggasgot together because they've been they played
together so long at Nova and nowthey're here. Now it just works.
And then you add Og and anobbest defender in the league, like,
yeah, I can defend all fivepositions. I think I think the Knicks

(47:58):
would be on their way if Randalldidn't get hurt. Oh yeah, if
Randa was still out there next tobeat Tough. Oh yeah. I firmly
believe because if you look at theteams that's left, I don't think the
I don't think Boston has that dogin them. And when if it came
down to the Knicks against Boston,I think the Knicks was just blue collar

(48:21):
their way to a victory. Ido next play because because Tims, that's
how Tims coaches. He coaches bluecollar basketball. Yeah, bulleyball. So
I don't think. I don't thinkBoston be able to beat them, and
then Milwaukee is not gonna make itout. Make out this serious. Indiana's
not that good. I mean they'reokay, but they're not that good.
Who else, Okay, that's awash. I'm not evenna waste my breath

(48:49):
in those two teams. Shout outto the homie. I'm not even waste
my breath in those two teams.But I haven't. I haven't watched.
I haven't watched. I haven't.Honestly, I watched every series since it
started. I have not watched theCleveland Magic series. I just have no
interest. No, I've called bitsand pieces of just about every game except
for any game in that series.You must have been multitasking. Oh you

(49:10):
see, you did catch no Iseries. I haven't seen anything. Okay,
so yeah, same, I haven'teven seen highlights of those games exactly.
Sports Center said, fuck this too. They said, this is some
boring ass. This some boring thatthat ship every game they have should be
on NBA TV. Why don't respectme and put that ship? Okay,

(49:31):
So there's about like a fully healthymixed team versus that Denver team. You're
talking like strength on strength Joker andRandall Murray and it'd be straight, be
straight bully ball the whole time.Yeah, it's gonna be Lakers in Nick.

(49:52):
So imagine that. Okay, Wellimagine that media friends. Time people
are hearing this, Lakers would beon their way to Cancun on three because
I mean, hey, shout outto you. Man's AD though, shout
out to you Man's a D becausehe down there getting his ass whooped by
Joker but just taking it. Buthere's what's crazy about that is a D

(50:15):
could do the exact same the Joker, but he doesn't because AD is quicker
than Joker. Take him off thedribble every time, Like what are you
doing? Every time? Take himoff the dribble? He did? He
not built like that Joker. Justhe gonna he putting his shoulder into that
man and eight he's like, yeah, I'm still here. Though. It
was like Jokers like, okay,let me just shoot this all the way
over you. It don't matter,It don't matter. Joker is Joker at

(50:37):
top ten center all the time.Yes, top five, he gets another
ring, he is, Yeah,he's he's up there. I mean he's
already literally the most efficient player ever. Yeah, yeah, I agree with
that. I mean you gotta say, like top ten probably because I mean,

(50:58):
as you look at the position ofvault, like back in the day
sinners, they were just dunkers andshot blockers. This guy does everything and
does everything well, and he doesit at a pace that's his own pace.
That's why he never get injured.He don't run and he don't jump.
He just be down. That videoyou see the video of the Joker

(51:20):
brothers get into a fight. Peopledon't stop learning. People want to stop
sucking with them. They need to. You think your hoods, huh,
you't been to a war turnorn thirdworld country like them, niggas grew up
different. People want to stop fuckingwith them. But them niggas were throwing
some some haymakers. Whoever they wasfighting, they was throwing haymakers. That

(51:43):
dude and he was on the ground. I think he was throwing Haymakers at
them them niggas. Niggas been literallyfighting for their lives the entire life.
They not They not out here tosquabble. They're not Nah, They're not
fighting and going want to talk aboutit at awful house the next day.
But nim niggas get into a fight, they assume they probably gonna be high

(52:05):
from the authorities for a while.Yeah, they not here to play with
y'all. Which the funck y'all thinkthis is He's gonna learn star fucking with
them Joker brothers. So before wegot NBA, let's let's get some predictions
from the you call yourself the potchief or call yourself all right, So
Heat and Celtics, who you gottonight? You know I'm just gonna I'm

(52:30):
gonna go Heat just to keep itinteresting. They won without Jimmy and Boston
likes to make it more difficult thanit needs to be. Did you wait,
let me ask you this question,because I don't think we talked about
the less time I potted with you. Did you hear the story about Jimmy
Butler and Tyer Hero on the teambus after they lost that first playing game?

(52:52):
Okay, I didn't about it.Jimmy Butler was y on that Tyler
Hero because I think he went likethree for twenty eight or whatever it was,
and bop yond at him, threefor twenty eight, three for twenty
eight. Tyler Herroll got up andtried to swing on them and missed,
and Jimmy Butler was like, nowyou three for twenty nine. Yeah,

(53:13):
that's Jordan's kid. Bro. Weneed to with that, nigga. We
need to get Mario out here,man, We need we need to get
some testing done, bro. Thatshit crazy. That's definitely Jordan's son.
Man him just saying three for twentynine, that will make it even more
frustrated. Now I'm swinging everything pause, Yo, that's crazy. No,
Diddy, No, that's crazy.You played basketball at a very high level

(53:36):
because you imagine playing with your niggas. That's shit crazy. Absolutely not.
That's that's a different type of disrespect. Just like just like when Kobe showed
up off of torn Achilles beat themniggas with the B team and then walked
up the court saying they saw thisSherman, No, nigga, what you
doing, nigga? Come back here. We're gonna play one on one.
Let's see who sawt this Sherman shit. Jimmy did it with the seventy six

(53:59):
ers B team. Remember that Timberwolves. Oh, Timberwolves be team. Yeah,
beat the breaks off of him,Timberwolves. So you can see to
call Kata bitch. The entire practice, you know what, I will say,
players, and then left practice,I will say Cat hask has impressed
me. He's playing. He's playingreally well. I think it's the ant

(54:21):
man effect though. Yeah, andman told him to stop being a bitch.
I think a man told him tostop being a bitch, and then
Cat realized he can't. He can'tfight that man. You think Cat's gonna
do you think a man staying inMinnesota for the rest of his career?
I think you're gonna say for thisnext chet, Okay, that's gonna be
the big one. Yeah. Afterthat, all bets are off. I

(54:42):
mean, borrow him. I mightget them a ring and then bounce.
Who would they have? Where's theWest End? Or here we go?
So Minnesota, So Minnesota will playthe winner of But no, I guess
they wouldn't. But they got inthe same bracket. I guess it said
Minnesota played the winner of Denver inl A. That's what this says here

(55:02):
because because Minnesota is a three seed, right, they're the three seed?
Yeah, oh yeah, that's right, right, yeah, Minnesota want to
see this man, you can holdon timeout time. I don't think that's
right because we're the lower seed.We're an a seed. So let's say,
okay, see wins. Okay,see the number one seed. So

(55:22):
I think, okay, see youplay Lakers, right, yeah, I
funk the one and then and thenthe winner. Then the winner of the
winner of the four and five seedgoes to Minnesota. That's the way I
thought it was. Yeah, okay, So you think Minnesota could beat the
Clippers or Dallas, Yeah, bothof them at the same time. You
think they could be both of themat the same time. So you got

(55:43):
Minnesota in the Western Conference finals.You think they're that good? But by
okay. So here's the thing too, by your metric, if Denver wins,
Minnesota had to play Denver next,you think Minnesota gonna be can be
Denver? I think they can.I don't think they would. I think
if it went like if it wentseven, I'd be like, you know
what, depending on how a manwas looking in Game six, I'm like,

(56:04):
you know, I'll picked I'll pickMinnesota. But like if Denver jump
out on him, it won't benothing they can do. Because here's the
thing. As good as you thinkCat's playing, Cat's still kind of sort
of up a bitch, Okay,And I mean I don't disagree with that.
Him having to deal with Michael PorterJunior or Joker, well they got
they got to go bear too though. Again, so all right, Soft

(56:29):
has to deal with Michael Porter Junior. Yeah, Michael Porter Junior. Yeah.
Sar Rath so rat Okay. Ithink the Joker would give and Joker
would give go bear fits because hego bear fits. I think the Nuggets
would be Minnesota in five. Okay, Yeah, because remember remember that one
time Kap was talking to Cap,talking to the rest of his team,

(56:51):
talking about I got him, Igot him talking to Joker and Joker said,
really, I got forty two.Might want to ask them out.
I mean he obviously said it inhis Serbian. Yeah, he had didn't
do nothing. I mean, becauselike, if it was me, I'd
have to swing on you, bro. It's you know what's crazy about Joker
is you're right, he doesn't leavethe ground he's not. He's not athletic

(57:13):
at all. But but then whenyou look at his numbers on April twenty
second, this this dude put uptwenty seven points, twenty rebounds, and
ten assists. That's just insane.Just a game that they lost to US,
he had thirty three, fourteen andfourteen bro So a couple of years
after Joker got drafted, the USbeat Serbia and like the Fever World Championships,

(57:38):
right, Joker was like the leadplayer on that team, and he
had I think like a thirty pointtriple double. And this is before like
he really got in shape, becauseremember the knock on Joker when he got
drafted that he wasn't in shape.He was getting into shape until like close
to like the bubble years. Soright after that, he still had like
a thirty point triple double against theUS Olympic squad, and that's when that's

(58:01):
when some people started to wake uplike, oh this guy might he might
actually just be a basketball savant.But then he got in shape and then
got in shape in the bubble,and then that one year in the All
Star Game, Lebron didn't pick him, and then he was like he took
that personally and beat that nigga tenstraight times. It was seven, don't

(58:22):
add three to it was seven.His first win against Jokers tries. But
Joker and Luca both have said overseasbasketball is tougher than the NBA. They
play that's why. That's why they'reso good because they play defense. Yeah
yeah, they play defense over there. That's when they came over here.
That's so good. They peel likeactual defense and not like you. We're

(58:45):
switching. We're switching screens and andthen we were manning up. We can
we're boxing out sow fundamentals over there. Yep, were switching from Manizon on
a moment's notice. Oh yeah,so you got heat tonight. I got
Celtics, he got thunder and Pelicans. They thunder close it out. You
want to hear something funny. Ithought the thunder had already closed it out.
I assume this was over already.So yeah, it's three zero man.

(59:07):
Oh okay, yeah, I meanI had thunder in two in that
one. So he's this with formality. What about Lakers and Nuggets? Nuggets
faile a lot? All right,Well, Vegas said six and a half.
But okay, we'll take your wordfor it. Do you think that?
Do you think the Zion experiment inNew Orleans needs to end? No?
Because what the fuck they're gonna doto get better? Well, the

(59:29):
nigga ain't playing because he hurt rightnow too. He got hurt against the
Lakers. I mean, I feellike the injury he had the Lakers was
like a freak injury and it didn'thave much to do like with you know,
his way. But the niggas stay, the niggas stay hurt. Bro,
they sit there with Anthony Davis andJoe l embiid them niggas. They
stuffed, they toe they're out forthree games. But when e Bead is

(59:50):
healthy, they was like the numberone team in the East. So how
the Sixers looking right now? Arethey about to lose to the next How
the Sixers look right now? ButI mean, beat also ain't healthy right
now. I bet the Sixers regretthat they let Jimmy walk out the door.
They should have kept them every day. I remember, remember that one
clip of him walking in a tunnel. Yeah, I'll tell you what,

(01:00:14):
I'm sure. I'm sure the Sixersare happy that Jimmy Butler not playing right
now because Jimmy Butler was playing,he would probably just hate fuel the Heat
to a victory just to have achance to play the Sixers again. I
think he wants to torture the Sixersevery single day of his life. Jimmy
was playing, you think the Heatwould have a chance or no, bro,

(01:00:36):
Jimmy not playing. I still thinkthe Heat have a chance. Oh
you don't have faith in the Celtics, then do you? I think they'll
get to the conference finals. Iwatch them niggas turn the ball over ninety
seven times in the NBA Finals.Yeah, no, that was bad between
Tatum and Jaylen Brown. That wasa Warriors dollars. Yeah, that was
the Finals. The Warriors wasn't supposedto win, even though Steph was playing

(01:00:59):
like a like Homelander out there.You know, Steph was on another level,
but they still weren't supposed to winthat finals. But I think fucking
Celtics was like, it's gonna giveit away. I think Steph Curry was
fueled by I want to win aring at m VP without KD so niggas
can stop comparing me to him,and then that's why step I think that's

(01:01:20):
what Steph was fueled by. Hehad to let a nigga know, let
him know. Yeah, and Imean as good as he is, that
was his last get on my back, boys, I'm gonna take you to
the Province Land because he I mean, he's still playing good, but he
ain't got that at him no moreare you? So he was on that
season. But I guess I guessmy last NBA question for you is how

(01:01:43):
you ranked KD right now? Becauseif you look at his stats, like
over his career, he hasn't madeit out of the first round without Steph
Curry. And then of course theonly time he's won a ring was with
Steph Curry, and then Steph Currywon a ring without him, actually won
two rings without him also, sowanting to play elimination game with all Steph
Curry. Yeah, So what doyou? What do you think about KD,

(01:02:05):
mister world, mister worldwide as Icall him, mister World Tour.
I mean, he's still probably stilla top twenty basketball player ever like and
when it comes to offensive talent,I would say he's probably when it comes
to putting the ball in the basket, he's probably only like two to mellow
honestly, mm hmm. But whenyou talk about the pantheon of the greats.

(01:02:28):
Two rings is cool, but youlook who you had to get with
to get them too. Yeah.Like, look, so he needs to
come to l fill up there?No, no, you want to you
want to prove something, come withsomething in Detroit that would be greater than
all your rings put together. Yeah, you're right. They probably retire to
Jersey in Detroit if he did somethinglike that with that, especially with that

(01:02:50):
team next day, especially with thatteam next fucking day. What else we
got, John, Do you wantto fall Out yet? Yeah? I
finished it. She was beautiful,wasn't it great? Great fucking show.
I've been playing the game every day. Great fucking show man. I so
they But that was also talking aboutmaybe making an Elder Scrolls TV show.

(01:03:13):
But I did see that. Uh, season two got or Fallout got renewed
for a season two, which I'mexcited about. Fallout is great, man,
it was great, She was great, was great. I'm just ready
for June. I'm ready for Junto come around now because we got a
lot of shows coming out in June. We got The Boys, We got

(01:03:34):
Aclyte three, the Acolyte of theBoys. Acolyte, there's another big one
Oh, House of Dragon. Idon't know if you saw the first season.
First season was great, did uhIt's gonna be hot. Yeah's gonna
be busy, was gonna be busy. And then of course we still got
the X Men going strong right now. So I caught up a little bit.
I got up to I think lasttime I taught to you, I

(01:03:57):
said that, uh, I gotinto Storm when she was living with that
guy because she had lost her powers. So now I am the last episode
I saw Charles Xavier said I needto get back to my kids like that
I did. Yeah, nor Gambit, so growing up, Gambit was always

(01:04:18):
my favorite, Like you know theX Men arcade game, always play with
Gambit. I love Gambit. TheyfI can killed Gambit. I don't even
know if Magneto survived man that one. That one hurt, but he went
on like they gotta bring Gambit backthough, right. I mean this cartoon,
why is this cartoon killing people?Brou I don't like it because they

(01:04:39):
made this cartoon for for grown ups. I mean this for the kids who
watched it, because they know we'regrown ups now. When we were kids,
they didn't kill nobody unless the badguys we were kids. Man.
They even killed Gambit. They didn'tkill somebody else, Magneto. Okay,
yeah, because when the show startedCharles has already gone. Uh and then
they killed Magneto, they killed Gambit, they took Storm's powers away, but

(01:05:01):
she got him back. I don'tknow, man, this this is like,
this is like Game of Thrones.The first season it was just killing
niggas left and right. I wasat the end of the Game of thrown
like, what a he the maincharacter? Uh uh? Start the the
father ned ned? Yeah. Iwas like, ain't he the main character?
They chopped his head off and putit on on a stake. This

(01:05:23):
ship like Game of Thrones. Man, I don't know who's gonna survive.
It's great. So episodes eight,nine, and ten the finale, and
there was supposed to be like ofX Men. Yeah, oh so it's
a short season. Yeah got it? So yeah, I get All I
can say is get ready because arethey out yet or no? No?

(01:05:44):
Episode eight comes out Wednesday and thenevery Wednesday after. So I saw the
episode with Charles Xaviers saying because hesaw that vision of Gambit dying, he
said, I need to get backto my kids. Is there another episode
after that? Is there one more? Or was that the last episode?
Hold on, I think there's onemore after that, Like I think I
think there's one more after that too. Oh yeah, there is there's one

(01:06:10):
more. Yeah, I forgot that. Yeah. Yeah, So you're a
week behind. So you just gottawatch last week's episode, got it?
Boy? Well you said the samething about this episode. I just watched
what I'll tell me gambit passed.So if it's like that, they might
have to check this out. Okay, Well for different reasons, for different
reasons. Okay, for different reasons. Will I'll give you that? Yeah,

(01:06:32):
that was over gaming died. Thatship was just heavy. This one's
a little like, oh ship theygoing there? All right? Check it
out? You're gonna with it about? Check it? Go ahead? One
last question for you before we getout of here, Yes, the timers
on how much longer do we haveto wait for Kendricks this before we just
call this a victory for Drake?You called us a vy for Drake already?

(01:06:57):
Well, Kendrick, don't respond.Did you know like that is back
at number one in the US,that song in the country? Yeah,
do you do? You know whatcame out between in four weeks we had
new Beyonce album and we had TaylorSwift and then push Ups got dropped and
that song is still well. Itbeen going back and forth number one,
but it's back up to number one. If I was Kendrick, if I

(01:07:19):
was Kendrick, I'll let this shipright out. I'll let like that right
out for the rest of the summeruntil I come out my new album.
That's what I would. I washoping though, I was hoping that Yay
version was gonna come out that lastFriday. So Ya Yay posted it and
then Sony pulled it down. Theyposted it on DSPs, We're not You,

(01:07:40):
posted out to YouTube and then Ileft the link out there, but
Sony pulled it down because Sony,you know, Sony owns Futures Masters,
and they're like, yeah, no, you can't just put this out.
Some How this worked. So forall your kids out there, if you
kind of liked that remix, downloadedon it the streaming nowhere for a while.

(01:08:04):
Well that song and Taylor made it'son YouTube. But if you can
find a way to download it downloaded, download it because howks of state like
so what, uh so what deskwas better? Was it Taylor made or
push ups? Push ups is better? I like the like, I like
the creativities. Drake using his beefthough, pulling, pulling, pulling Kendricks

(01:08:28):
obviously kendricks favorite West Coast artist Tupacand Snoop and then having him like talk
to Kendrick through this whole beef andthen Drake just coming out here, like
what was that end of the linehe said, Drake was like Noah,
no, no, you got tocome through this time or something like that.
Drake, Drake, I want tohow I want to? How long
Drake gonna keepplying pressure though for thisnigga to respond feel like, I feel

(01:08:49):
like you should just stop now andlet him respond because if he responds to
another one, he like he feelsthirsty at that point or like, I
don't know it just it feels like, all right, come on, man,
just chill out wile while Kendricks andthe Bronx doing pull ups. Did
you see that video, Yeah,Kendrick seems unbothered, But then that that

(01:09:13):
if I was Drake, that wouldworry me that Kendrick seems unbothered because that
means that probably means Kendrick got someheat. Bro. That mean that means
Kendrick probably got some heat. Wecan only hope. But all right,
let's go and get out of here. John, I know you gotta eat
some Roman and take a nap beforethe Lakers lose. Drop your solciers on

(01:09:34):
the people. Uh bilbo Swaggen's sw A G G A n z on
the Twitter machine? Can we stillcall it Twitter? Or it's called X
now? I guess no, fuckthat guy. If you guys are looking
for me, I'm still tweeting fromthe pot page. And brace up.

(01:09:54):
Them niggas just took your ship.Give me right, all right? They
ain't even ain't even scamming people.At least take my ship and scams.
I think Embrace to Turn up onI G don't forget guys. Every Friday
new episodes of Embrace to Turn Upepisodes of Let Me with Your Territory,
the greatest professional wrestling podcast of whatJohn All the Time? This Friday will

(01:10:17):
have full full w W draft coveragealong with the backlash. Hold on,
wait hold on, no, holdon, hold on, hold on,
hold on, We just not We'renot gonna let that bus roll pass.
You think you thought you gonna catchthat there's a there's a draft for the
for for w A. These niggasis drafting niggas. They have first first

(01:10:40):
overall. They have a first overallpick. What you're telling me started on
Friday on SmackDown draft started on Friday. Yeah, and there's some jokes in
this somewhere. I just gotta findit. First overall pick was Beyonca bell
Air SmackDown the first overall pick forhaving a draft. Yo, this is

(01:11:01):
crazy. Round one SmackDown Bianca Blair, Raw, Jay Huso smacked down Carmelo
Hayes Raw, Seth freaking Rollins dumbs. I hate to tell you this,
but this ship is fake too.You know that, right, This is
all planned out. These niggas alreadyknewhere they were going, right, They

(01:11:23):
don't actually, So you're telling methat there's gonna pulls Seth Rollins off of
Raw. No, Seth is stayingon Raw. You're looking at that wrong.
It says Seth Rollins Raw right,So he was always on Raw?
Right? Yeah? Yeah? SoI mean, like, so hold on,
let me ask you this. Ifthis is not made up, if
you're I don't follow wrestling, butif you follow these new if you follow

(01:11:44):
the new storylines, you should WrestleManiarecess the universe, right, So,
if it recessed the universe and youfollow the storylines after WrestleMania, if jay
us So j who's always been onRaw, Yeah, yep, okay,
So jay So has started a newstoryline with somebody that's already on Raw,
why would they take him off wrong? Put him on smack Down? No,

(01:12:04):
No, he's on Raw that he'sstaying on Raw. No, but
did you did? You? Areyou following what I'm saying? So,
so, why would they start astoryline and then like drafts back to a
different brand, Yeah, yep.That's because, like because they want to
move him to like get new matchupsand then pushes happen like So to help

(01:12:26):
you out, the only person thatchanged brands from the first night of the
draft was Naya Jacks. She wasoriginally on Raw. They drafted Or to
SmackDown. The first thing she didwas she got the SmackDown was go attack
the world champion Bailey, thus startingthat few. Most of the draft is
just about like setting the roster instone, about here's who's here and who's

(01:12:48):
from staying here. Not a lotof movement happens, like there might be
one or two big moves that willprobably happen to night. Don't worry,
I'll text you about it. Butthese guys don't don't know where they're going.
I think the very first year theydid a w draft, they didn't
know where they were going. AndTaker got moved. I forget from what

(01:13:10):
you brought a brand to the otherand like they had a camera on him
in the back. He was legitimatelypissed off, flipping tables and ship.
These niggas don't know where they're going. This ship, says the writers together,
and they put up the rosters,but they don't tell. They don't
tell the guys. They don't wantus to leave. The twenty twenty four
W Draft is presented by WWE twoK twenty four. Call the shots and

(01:13:33):
create your own draft with my GMOfor real. Yeah you can. Yeah,
this ship is made up, bro. Or let's draft rules. Oh
okay, champions on each brand willbe protected. Yeah, and that was

(01:13:54):
what to be drafted. So whathappened? Why so roomans not in the
draft causee his name on here.Roman removed himself from the draft. Heard
his advocate Paul Hayman on Friday NightsBackdown gotch All right, So I don't
know if I said this, buty'all can find me on Twitter. I'm
done and you can find him dubson ad no on Race Train of podcast.

(01:14:17):
Whatever you say on Twitter, I'mdone and at a dub one two
two zero. I g guys,John, don't worry. I will send
you updates of the w draft asit goes on tonight because I know you
can forget. Don't worry about it. Oh, here's a here's a He's
Friday's available draft. Fool. Wow, that's crazy, Like these niggas don't
know. John, you were youwere just with us. You watched everything

(01:14:38):
leading up to Mania, and youwatch Mania. John, Just come on,
man, it's fun. Yeah.I went to pass. There's a
nigga name on here, Apollo Cruise. Yeah, pretty good. Actually the
Cree bud see him punk? What'sl w O A Patina World completing this

(01:15:00):
ship? I'm blocking the website allright, John, until next week.
We are out of here. Peace