Hello and welcome to the Enchanted Ears Podcast, where we discuss anything and everything Disney.
With over 30 attractions, Magic Kingdom has more magic packed into it than any of the other Disney World parks.
And that doesn’t even count all of the characters to see or restaurants to eat at.
So with only so many hours in the day, how do you prioritize it all?
How do you know which attraction is a can’t miss and which is a skip?
Well, lucky for you, you don’t have to. Because we rode every single attraction at the Magic Kingdom and today we’re ranking them all from worst to first.
Submit a question/topic for us to discuss on a future episode.
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Timestamps
Welcome 00:00
Tier Ranking System 02:10
Tomorrowland 05:11
Fantasyland 16:30
Liberty Square 34:13
Frontierland 41:04
Adventureland 50:43
Ranking Every Attraction 1:03:18
Tell Us Why We’re Wrong 1:11:28
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