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Ever found yourself tangled in the whimsical world of "The Princess Bride"? Let's not forget the hilarity of encountering the Blood of Lathander puzzle in Baldur's Gate, where characters found themselves unexpectedly airborne. It's a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and a pinch of geeky chaos that you won't want to miss!

Journey with us behind the scenes of "The Princess Bride," where casting rumors run wild, and the magic of Andre the Giant and Billy Crystal brings the laughter alive. We chat about the film's creation, exploring the delightful chaos and serendipity that led to its timeless charm. With stories of Robin Wright's angelic casting and the film’s unique musical journey, you'll uncover the fascinating layers that have kept audiences enchanted for generations.

Our discussion wraps up with a lively debate on the film's most iconic moments and unforgettable quotes. From the epic sword fight between Inigo Montoya and the Man in Black to the cleverly staged battle of wits, we celebrate the humor and heart that define this classic. Relive the amusing antics, the thrilling rescues, and the love-struck heroics of Wesley and Buttercup. It's a joyous ride through the enchanting world of a film that never fails to bring a smile, with a grateful nod to our listeners for joining us on this geeky adventure.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He didn't fall.
Inconceivable.
The best is like it's too late.
See Cliffs of insanity.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I just like when Inigo's like I don't keep
listening to that word.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What it?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
means.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
My way's not very sportsmanlike, Get out of here.
I'll call the Brute Squad.
I'm on the Brute Squad.
You are the Brute Squad.
Hello and welcome to Entertainthis.
It's a podcast about movies.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
TV shows and video games and missed opportunities.
Tom, when were you last night?
Where the beacons have gone to?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Actually, you say that I was at a Lord of the
Rings candlelight concert.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not at that time.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I was passed out on that couch a mere 10 feet to
your right or to your left.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're all old married husbands Not to each other, but
we have.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, this isn't.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
So now we get like one day every two weeks where we
can all play together and youpoop the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, I didn't poop the bed.
I fell asleep on the couchwatching Scrubs.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Pooping.
You pooped the couch, justdefecating wildly.
You let us down.
We needed you.
You could have seen mycharacter.
I've seen the pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Of your buck, naked, wizard With his flaccid wiener.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Do you know what his?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
name is no, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Old.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Old, you could have played with us as we got yeeted
off this cliff a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah that was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I couldn't figure out the puzzle.
Hayden was just laughingbecause he knew what was going
on and I couldn't figure it outquick enough.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Baldur's Gate.
It's the blood of Lathanderlittle puzzle If we have the
three nerds out there thatlisten that understand.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hayden was like go out there and just disarm that I
was like alright, so I went outthere and I'm trying to disarm
it.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Once Hayden tells you to just go do that thing, it's
like why.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, he's like it can be disarmed, so I ran out
there.
If you don't do it fast enough,he just yeets you off the side
of the cliff.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh my God, yeah, that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
A few times.
All right, I was like, allright, we're loading back in.
And then we got all the waythrough and I got us killed.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, that's the way to do it again.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I anchored a god and she just smited us all right
there said it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I was like we're dead .

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just exploding like the minions in the movie Time
Bandits.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's one of the three movies you reference constantly
.
I'm surprised you forgot it'sone of the top five.
Number four, but you know, he'salready got them numbered Top.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Gun's number five.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
What are we talking about?
What is this?

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Before we talk about anything we should talk about
social media, since we have it.

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I was about say I forgot that was the old one.
I was listening to some of thethrowback episodes and I think I
listened to like four over thislast week and every one of them
you buggered up.
The everyone, or just me andtom, are just like god one day
do y'all want to say?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
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so I can literally just read it,because you just stare at me
and go well, well, since Ichanged, I don't have it written
down yet.
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(03:37):
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There's not a lot to choose from.

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Oh wait.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
There's four years of episodes to choose from.

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Yeah.

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Just don't pick the first year, that's a right here.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh no, that year is not available.
There is four years available.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Are we five years now ?
Yeah, yeah when we started thepodcast and we were like we just
got to make it to sevenepisodes and then we'll hit our
stride.
I think we're there.
We're still tripping over ourshoelaces, we're kidding All
right, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
All right, all right.
Well, we're doing another deepdive.
Focus into a film, a classicfilm, a film close to everyone's
hearts, and if it's not, you'rewrong.
The A film close to everyone'shearts, and if it's not, you're
wrong, the Princess Bride.
A 1987 Rob Reiner-directedclassic.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you know who named the Princess Bride?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
William Goldman, he technically named it.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
But who gave him the name?
I have no idea His daughters,Because he said he had written a
lot of different books.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Actually.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I have an article over here.
All right, this is from ascreen read he's like flips out
of his flip phone Yep.
Top 10 behind-the-scenes factsabout the Princess Bride.
Number one writer WilliamGoldman's daughters came up with
the title.
All right, William Goldmanprimarily wrote the Princess
Bride for his daughters.
A couple of little girls aren'tgoing to be interested in a

(05:06):
movie like All the President'sMen or Butch Cassidy and
Sundance Kids, so writing afairy tale was a chance for
Goldman to share his craft withhis kids.
It even came up with a title.
The author asked his daughtersto help him come up with an idea
for his next book.
One of them suggested that hewrite a story about a princess,
while others suggested a storyabout a bride.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Goldman put these concepts together and came up
with the title the princessbride.
Oh, he said it.
He just got by the name.
They said it.
He's a genius.
They've been trying to makethis movie since, like the early
70s.
Yeah, they said the 70s androbert redford tried to get onto
it so he could direct they hada.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
They had a bunch of weird directors.
They had some famous frenchdirector that did a lot of
french uh I can't remember whatkind of genre you know french
expressionism or something likethat and, uh, he almost got it
and thank god yeah this, it allworked out well, ron reiner got
a hold of it.
Do you know who they uhoriginally wanted?

(06:04):
Because they couldn't get Andrethe Giant when William Goldman
was considering it Arnold.
Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Arnold Schwarzenegger , but by that point he was too
big of a star.
Liam Neeson auditioned for itbut, they dismissed him because
of his height.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
They also considered Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Andre.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's because they couldn't get the first two at
the time.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, do you know who auditioned for Princess
Buttercup?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know Uma Thurman was one Yep.
I consider Whoopi Goldberg, MegRyan.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sean Young, Susie Amos, Courtney Cox.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Courtney.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Cox and Whoopi Goldberg.
No way, that would have been amovie, princess.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Buttercup.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Bow, that would have been something.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And a lot of issues with Andre the Junker, because
this was like he was, what Ayear or two away from dying.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No he died in the 90s .

Speaker 2 (06:54):
He just he had a lot of because he was so big, he
died in 1993.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
What year did this movie come out?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
1987.
Okay, I think this was.
It was like production was like1986 and 87.
Yeah, but he was still part ofthe wwf and he was supposed to
fight.
He was supposed to have somebig match in tokyo but it got
canceled and he also had likeback surgery yeah, because of
his uh, he was so like his backwas bothering him, so bad that
scene where he catches buttercupbuttercup, like they had to put

(07:22):
her on she was on like yeahbecause you couldn't even lift
her.
He's fighting Wesley.
Cary Ells is walking on aplatform behind him as they're
moving.
He's sidestepping next to himjust so he's not actually on his
back.
It hurt that much.
He was really worried becausehe spoke French and his English
wasn't that great.

(07:42):
He said he really liked thisbecause it was something where
people really worried because hespoke.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
French and, like his English, wasn't that great.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh, Andre the Giant.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, but he said he really liked this because it was
something where people didn'tjust like stare at him, because
he got to be like a normalperson.
He felt like because he wasjust part of the movie he's one
of the best characters in thatwhole movie.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like, every scene with him is gold.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, they all look like they're having fun Making
those.
I mean, this was like the DreadPotter Robbers.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Come for your soul.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Whenever you read about Movies being made, there's
always like A nightmare.
Like kind of Like a little spot, a little snippet Of the
production and like it seemedLike the Princess Bride had no
flaws Whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Because I think the last person cast Was Robin
Wright as Buttercup whatsoever.
Because I think the last personcast was robin wright as
buttercup.
Yeah, it was like they stillhadn't picked and like they
really liked her because heragent, like like, was like you
need to do this and it's likeher first major movie.
Yeah, and rob ryan is like, I'msitting there with the the
writer, um, wasn't williamgoldman.
Yeah, and robin wright showedup, yeah, and it is like the sun

(08:40):
was going down.
So it was like the flowing goldhair, like back and gold hair.
It was like she got backlit byGod and she had the halo and
Goldman just looked up at herand went well, that's what I
wrote.
She was cast right there.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Billy Crystal was so hilarious that he caused nausea
and rib injuries in the cast andcrew.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Miracle Max scene .
Because, rob Reiner, they werelike he would come in and go
action and then he'd leavebecause he was ruining takes
laughing so hard and almostthrew up.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, they said that he had to go outside and stop
himself from puking.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Who was the lady that played his wife in this?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Carol Kane.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
They said that a lot of their, pretty much their
entire scenes, scenes were justad-libbed between the two of
them.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
They were the only ones who were just like do it
Happening?
Happening?
Billy Crystal's like I met themakeup guy and he's like how do
you want your character, thisMiracle Max guy, to look?
And he's like I want him to bea cross between Casey Stengel,
the old Yankees manager, and mygrandmother.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
According to Mandy Patinkin.
Crystal was so hilarious in themovie that it caused his only
onset injury.
He wasn't injured during any ofthe fight scenes, but he did
get a bruised rib from holdinghis laughter during Crystal's
performance Because he'ssupposed to be like drunk and
stuff like that.
I thought that was funny.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
There was like 30 hours of Billy Crystal doing
Miracle Max and it's just likebizarre stand-up, like Yiddish
jokes and like all this stuffthat he's working into it and
the whole MLT the mutton lettuceand tomato.
He's like where the mutton'snice and lean.
He just made that up.
Like nobody wrote that, he justsaid it.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
And like they were all like it's gold.
This is great.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Also Manny dinkin.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm butchering his name uh, this was thank you this
was his favorite role and hewas in like what um?
Oh, was he not criminal minds?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
no something along that line yeah, like um cis or
something.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Anyway csi or something yeah, uh, he.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
He said this was his favorite role.
He says every day, at leastthree people come up to him and
say hello, my name is InigoMontoya.
You killed my father, prepareto die.
And he says he's learned tolove it.
It just means that it's transitof the ages.
You really really needed thischaracter because his father
died.
The actor's father died, so itwas grounding for him.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Like Wallace died, so like it was grounding for him.
Now, like wallace sean, he'slike talks about, he's like
there's like one bit he wassaying he's like I was walking
down the street and I was likekaren grosser's and I dropped
something and somebody justshouted inconceivable at me
watching this with my littlegirl for the first time.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
She she started watching and she watches this
disney show called elena, whichit's based in South American
culture animated thing, but thecharacter does a lot of the
fencing stuff.
So, when she saw the man inblack and Inigo start doing the
fencing, she was like I knowwhat that is.
She really likes watching themand she goes.
Oh, they're not left-handed.

(11:37):
They start switching.
She enjoyed that part.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I was kind of surprised.
They trained for like three orfour weeks with Bob Anderson,
who did Star Wars, and he alsodoes the fights he's in Vader's
suit fighting Mark Hamill inEmpire Strikes Back, because
David Prowse just didn't havethe skill.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I guess the ness.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
But he also trained Viggo Mortensen in Lord of the
Rings.
Oh wow, he did say he's like.
Viggo Mortensen is like thebest person I've ever trained
Like.
If you told me he was born witha sword in his hand, I would
have believed you.
But the three of them learnedhow to fight and do the duels
right and left-handed.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
And Cary.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Ells was like it got to the point.
He's like I was betterleft-handed.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
There's a YouTube series where, like real sword
masters, like break, like breakdown the best sword fight scenes
in film history and the onebetween Inigo Montoya and Wesley
is considered number one in allof film history.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
So, because it's actually them doing it.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, yeah.
The only time it's not them iswhere they do the flip on the
bar.
Yeah, and that's just kind ofBecause I like where Inigo's
about to jump and like Wesley'slike gesturing at his butt with
the sword.
He's like come on, go, go, andthe music's like and then Wesley
throws the sword and there's adrum roll.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
But he does.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It does like a flip lands on the floor, but you can
see who are you.
You can see the ground when helands.
Yeah, it's a mat.
It's the mat.
You see all the dust go.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
This.
This movie spent 12 years indevelopmental hell.
It bounced around and cost twostudio heads their jobs, as they
announced they were trying tomake it.
When the studio that owned thebook's rights put up all of its
optioned material for sale toClean House, goldman decided to
buy back the rights to his ownbook so that any adaptation

(13:21):
would be done right, becausethey were about to make it with
um the friend, the famous frenchactor whose name is francois
truffa, and he's a famous, uhfrench director, known for his
new wave masterpieces such asjewels and jim and the 400 blows
ah, yes, yes, classic films.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Seen him a thousand times each.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So that's about all the behind the scenes, I think.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Christopher Reeves.
He tried to get in to the movieand play Wesley yeah, really,
but they already had Carrie Ellspretty much pegged.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You know how he auditioned for that role.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Carrie Ells.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, he channeled Fat Albert what.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I got him the job he just busted it and looked at Rob
Reiner and went I guess, okay,sure, why not?
I think Rob Reiner already hadCarriels in mind to play Wesley
after some movie that he hadjust done.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
What did he do before ?
It must have been some sort oflocal UK film.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I can tell you so, based on his performance in lady
jane famous movie.
Yes, obviously, obviouslyeverybody's gonna start like
looking at rob reiner's likedirectorial credits all over the
place it's all over the place,but they're all really good
movies yeah, no, he gets.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
What's the last movie ?
Is he done directing?
Has he done a movie in the past?
It's all over the place.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's all over the place, but they're all really
good movies.
Yeah, no, what's the last movieIs?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
he done directing?
Has he done a?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
movie in the past decade.
I mean, the last thing I knowof is the.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Wolf of Wall Street.
No, he didn't direct that.
Oh, he's just part of it.
Yeah, yeah, he plays his dadwhere he's like losing it and
tell Dad that I was on a dinner.
Yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
This is Spinal Tap.
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He did direct it.
The Sure Thing, I don'tremember that one.
Stand by Me.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
The Princess.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Bride when Harry Met Sally Misery, misery's great, a
Few Good Men.
Oh, that's right the American.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
President, I don't remember that one Solid movie
repertoire.
The movie only well, I say,only cost.
It cost about $16 million, theysaid to make, but it only made
$30 million.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
It wasn't a huge hit.
Once it went to VHS and homerentals and release, it became
the cult, classic and great filmit is now.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
And what would you imagine that it's rated right
now without looking?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh well, On IMDb it's probably rated PG-13 because
there's blood.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
IMDb.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh 100% 8.9.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, you've got to look and see what IMDb is.
There's 8 out of 10.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And then on Rotten Tomatoes it's a 96%, and the
fans give it a 94%.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Okay, that's solid.
I think that it's a movie thattranscends the generations.
I remember watching this lastyear with my well, two years ago
with my daughter, and she lovedit, but it is kind of cheesy
and some of the special effectsdon't quite stand up the time,
but it has its kind ofself-awareness.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's about more than that.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, it has a self-awareness of its own, corny
, that makes it work.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
My daughter liked the fact that it was like a
storybook kind of thing, thestarting stuff.
She was like this is notprincesses, that's the most
important thing.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
If this movie did not have that, with what's his face
, peter Falk and Fred Savage,the movie, it would have just
been like all right, it'sanother silly fairytale movie
the original ending that theywanted to do that I think Rob
Reiner changed was instead ofhim saying the classic as you
wish line Wait, wait, wait asyou wish.
Like a, instead of him sayingthe classic as you wish, line

(17:06):
Wait, wait, wait as you wish.
Instead of him saying that Likea T-800?
Yeah, a rope.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Instead of him saying that to his grandson before he
leaves, they're going to havethe camera pan from Fred Savage
right to the window and all thecast of the story was going to
be like waving at him throughthe window.
It could be goofy.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, I've seen something that does something
like that oh it was the, theScrooge when they're, they're
all standing up.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You know who did the music for this movie.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, mark Knopfler, who's?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
that.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
The lead guitar player and a singer for dire
straits.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Didn't they want, it wasn't Queen.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
David Bowie yeah, david, no, no, they wanted.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Paul.
They wanted Paul From theBeatles, paul McCartney, paul
McCartney to do it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
And he turned it down .
So I think it's, I think it'spretty, pretty solid.
The music is also like Reallygood, it's rock and roll, it's
Dire Straits yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Anybody who's seen Dire Straits do Sultan's the
Swing live on like whatever orVivo, is that what it's called,
I don't know On YouTube, whenit's like the music video thing,
because you know, MTV doesn'tplay music videos anymore.
Yeah, but there's like a wholebunch of stuff where, like, Dire

(18:25):
Straits is doing the show andthere pauses it and he's just
like.
He's like I'm so mad becausehe's like halfway through, like
the 14 minute version, and he'slike, and his buddy's like, why
he goes, because nothing I willever watch is this good.
He's like I'm so mad.
He's like I found it.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I found number one wow, well, real quick, before we
get started, there's a coupleof reviews I was gonna let you
hear.
Uh, there's one that's 10 outof 10 by sagita 86.
That's possibly one of the mostenjoyable films ever made 10
out of 10 by Sagita86.
It's possibly one of the mostenjoyable films ever made 10 out
of 10.
As you wish, inconceivable.
My name is Nico Montoya.
I love this film so much, fromits opening scenes to the young
boy being read a story by hiskindly grandfather, to the

(18:56):
romance, action, adventure andfun of the fairy tale.
Princess Bride tells you a taleof the beautiful buttercup and
her true love, wesley, who.
Bride tells you a tale of thebeautiful Buttercup and her true
love, wesley, who becomesseparated through the course of
an unfortunate event involvingsome pirates.
Wesley's destiny is to rescueButtercup from the clutches of
an evil prince so that theymight be together again.
Yet he's not bargained on someof the wonderful characters that

(19:18):
he will befriend, and you havesome people that didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Really.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like you have this one person, British Dame 7001.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Screw you.
British Dame 7001.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
One out of ten.
A load of puke bile Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Come on, people Boo.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Boo.
Come on, people.
What's the big deal?
I have tried and tried to watchand like this movie on
recommendations from myso-called friends, but, please,
this movie is nothing but a loadof boring, contrived, cliched
crap.
Wow, no originality whatsoeverit is original.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It is.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Everything spoofs and cliches it.
Don't get me started on theacting.
This is going to be the worstacting I've seen in my life,
totally laughable and amateurish, to say the least.
Let me say one more time so noone else wastes their valuable
time on this pile of putrid crap.
The acting was laughable andamateurish.
The storyline was old andunoriginal.
People, if you want to see agood movie, rent something else.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Rent it Alright.
So this is like the lady thathas an opinion about everything.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
This is the lady that thinks the Room is a good movie
.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Probably One more Hell Cabano one out of ten.
My six-year-old puts on bettershows than this in the backyard.
In the backyard.
What a load of claptrap.
Not only did the movie not makea lot of sense, but the acting
left a lot to be desired, scoredhighly on the sphincter
clincher scale.
I was also surprised that PeterFalk would lend his talent to a

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production of this caliber.
Maybe he was in need of money,who knows?
Anyway, a waste of money.
I was foolish enough to buy iton DVD and waste my time.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, you know what she's named after?
The unibrow girl from heyArnold.
So that's what we get.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And then I have one more.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Screw you, Helga Pataki.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
We all know we like this.
I only wrote one of the goodones.
Here's another one.
It's a one out of ten.
It says completely overratedrubbish.
This is a long one here,rubbish.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Boo.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look, I rented this film because I knew it was rated
94 on the IMDb Top 250.
I guess the fact I had suchhigh expectations removed any
chance of me liking this film.
I felt it was utter trash.
There was very little I couldsay was even mildly amusing.
Much of Andre the Giant's lineswere about as effective as he
would have been if he tried toplay a slim, short, well-spoken

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Englishman.
Cary Ewells was a pathetic hero.
I felt no affinity towards himwhatsoever.
The short, bald guy managed todo only one thing annoy the crap
out of me.
Overall, the story was boring,the writing was lame and the
main characters of carrie ewellsand robin wright were one
dimensional and failed tounderstand how anyone could warm
to them.
The only scenes I foundinteresting and even enjoyable

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were those involving fred savage.
In short, a majordisappointment and yet another
example of a film that, in myview, has no business being on
the IMDb top 250 list.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I thought Fred Savage was probably the most annoying
character in the whole movie.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And then they wrote at the bottom this film ranked
number 94 of all timeInconceivable.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Inconceivable.
Alright, alright, let's rateher review 2 out of 10.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Because she said inconceivable.
It's just a bonus point at thatpoint.
Anyways, tom, if you want totake us through the scene by
scene here as we examine thismovie, the movie opens with
young Fred Savage in his WalterPayton Bears jersey, sick at
home in bed playing video gamesin the 80s playing some sort of

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baseball game it was.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Playing video games in the 80s, playing some sort of
baseball game it was.
I don't think it was the MLB, Ithink it was just like Nintendo
Baseball All-Stars or somethinglike that it was super.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
It's got that.
I actually played that you knowand I was like because I saw it
on TV.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
The first time I ever saw Prince's Bride was on TV.
I saw it, my dad pulled it upand I saw just the baseball game
.
I was like who's playingNintendo right now?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
It tripped me up Young Hayden easily confused.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Everybody's still his .
I started watching the wrongmovie for the wrong week.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I didn't think like you know.
At least he watched it.
They just showed video games onTV or movies.
But you know that waspleasantly surprised.
It was like three at a time.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
The poor boy Fred Savage, who's not, he's just a
grandson is what he's billed ashe homesick.
His mom comes in, he's likeyour grandpa's here, and he's
like, oh, mom, so he's going topinch my cheek again.
I hate that.
And Peter Falk busts in with,like the most grandpa get up
possible A suit with a cardiganon underneath, his suit jacket,
the hat, the overcoat.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
What does he say?
He says like how you doing, orsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, he's like he jazz hands it, he kind of had
the Kramer bust in the room.
He puts down his hat, walks up,grabs Fred Savage by his meaty
cheek, he just peels it off andhe's just staring at his mom,
like I told you.
She's like, well, I'm going toleave you guys alone.
And he's like I got you apresent because you're sick.
And he's like, oh yeah, he ripsit open, he goes a book and

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he's like that's right, books.
He's like when I was a kid,television was books.
And he's like you know, this isa book I read to your dad and
now I'm going to read it to you.
And he's like is this a kissingbook?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
There is some kissing , yeah, and he's like ah grandpa
and he's like fencing monstersrevenge.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Guess I could give it a try, and he's like you could
read something he's like.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Thank you, your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I'll try to stay awake.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I love it when he settles into the story.
He opens it up.
He's like the Prince's Bride byWilliam Goldsmith, or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Or by S Morgenstern.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, why does he say that?
S Morgenstern?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
All right, well, anyways, he starts the, but the
way he like settles in the story, like as an audience, I'm like
yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's like everybody just kind of snuggles up a
little bit more.
It's just like now we'regetting into it Gravelly.
Grandpa voice Columbo over here.
Oh jeez, I'm sorry.
So the book opens that there'sthis farm, there's Buttercup.
She lives in the country ofFlorin, which is somewhere, and
she has a farmhand.

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You never see anybody else,it's just the two of them.
So I don't know who's paying.
Wesley.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
He's the farmhand, but there's no one else around.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's just the two of them.
It's like her pastimes areriding her horse and tormenting
this guy.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, and he loves it .
And he's living for everysecond of it.
To be fair, if Robin Wright wasthe woman tormenting me, I'd be
okay with it too.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Don't give me that.
Look over there.
My wife over here in thebackground.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
My wife.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Anyway, as they set the stage, the two of them
falling in love, because all thetimes where Wesley says, as you
wish, what he really meant tosay was I love you.
And then they figure it out andit's like aw.
And Fred Savage is like Grandpa, this is a kissing book.
And he's like keep your shirton.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
All right, now shut up.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, you're very brave, now shut up.
Or he's like yeah, you're verysmart, now shut up.
So Wesley departs to seek hisfortune, since he can't marry
because he's poor.
So he goes out onto the seasfor high adventure.
And then we find out his shipwas attacked by the dread pirate
Roberts, who leaves nosurvivors.
And then for like what a weekshe didn't eat or survivors.

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And then for like what a weekshe didn't eat or sleep.
And she's like I'll never loveagain.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
And immediately becomes the new princess.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
And then Prince Humpadink, humpadink, humpadink,
humpadink, ah Like grabs herand is just like hey you're
going to be the princess, butit's five years and she's
forcibly betrothed to himbecause he's the prince and
royalty.
He's just like we're gettingmarried.
She's like I don't even knowyou or like you, he goes tough

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Royalty Trump card.
So that's when they have thefirst thing, where he's standing
up there and he has his littlespeech and the townsfolk in the
castle and it's like princess,buttercup, folk in the castle
and it's like princess buttercupand it's her, but it's not with
the lady yellingboo my favorite there's a sad
little bugle.

(27:28):
Yeah, literally sound just likethat.
So they have that little momentand the.
You know, peter falk isvoiceovering this whole thing
where it's like, you know, eventhough she mentioned she did not
love him, it's like she stillliked to ride, and she's riding
galloping around, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why didn't she just ride away?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
What oh, when the yeah that's where she meets
Vassini, played by Wallace Shawn, and Inigo Montoya, played by
Manny Patangan and Andre theGiant, who plays Fezzik.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, and he just like grabs her yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
And she's like we're just poor circus travelers.
And she's like oh, it's not avillage for miles or anything.
He goes.
Good, then, no one's going tohear you scream.
And Andre the Giant goes andVulcan death grips her.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Like he barely just touched her, Granted his hand on
top of her head to keep theheat in.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like a hat.
Yeah, just stick his hand on topof her head and she's like she
was 5'8 when the movie startedbut after a continuous issue she
left at 5'2.
So they kidnap PrincessButtercup and put her on the
ship and they're framing Gilder,the sworn enemy of Florin,
across the sea.
Across the sea, and he's gotlike a fancy cape and he's like

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ripping off a piece of fabricand just shoves it into the
saddle and he slaps the horse onthe butt and sends it away.
It's like, yeah, when they findthe horse they'll find the
uniform part.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And they'll know, Gilder did it.
And then frontier Doesn't likequestion everything.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
The whole time he's just asking all these kinds of
questions.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Fezzik's.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
just like you didn't say anything about killing
anyone, he's like you want me toleave you where I found you,
Unemployed in Greenland.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I like how, when they get on the boat, he's just
talking down to Fezzik, eventhough he's looking up.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
He's like up to Andre the Giant's knee, not while
rubbing, I mean it.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Anybody want a penis.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Nah, nah, as they set out sailing.
And then they're sailing intothe night and Indigo Montoya
sees the boat and it's just likethere's somebody following us.
What here he looks and goes.
Maybe it's just a localfisherman out for a pleasure
cruise at night.
He just knows like he shouldn'tbe out here.
As they keep sailing along,then Robin Wright Buttercup just

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yeets herself off the boat toswim towards them, and then we
get to the shrieking eels.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
You know it's like they don't actually I know
you're concerned.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
What.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
The cutbacks are perfectly tied.
It's like Peter Fox talking toFred Savage he goes like she's
fine, like nothing, she doesn'tget killed.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
He's like.
You can see the kid Like he'sholding the blanket yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
He's like what he's like?
No, you can keep reading andthen he starts reading and he's
like, you already read that part, oh, he's like.
He's like my, my, beg, yourpardon, beg your apology, my bad
, okay, okay, and then the eelcomes up, it's like and you see,

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after the giant giant hand gobam and the eel, just like that
thing died or it has aconcussion, a severe concussion
and the yeeter out of the boatand they keep sailing and I love
how Inigo Montoya looks as he'sgoing.
He's like you think he's usingthe same wind we are, inigo
that's why you're not in chargehere as they go, and this is

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like he's gaining on us and it'slike it doesn't matter See the
cliffs of us and it's like itdoesn't matter, see the cliffs
of insanity, italy.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
And it's like duh.
I like how their wholephilosophy is to let Andre carry
all three of them up.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, they have like a vest with harnesses to put
people in and he's just likethis was obviously planning,
because they put the rope thereprior.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Right, but my whole thing is you're going to trust
your life to carry this man, tocarry all three of you up the
side of this.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I still wonder how they filmed it.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
It was probably a horizontal set and they probably
had something to kind of pushthem along a little bit like.
Spider-man, you know kind ofthing.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
So I do like how Cindy's, like he's catching us.
What do I even pay you for andhe's like I'm carrying three.
It's like he's only going tocarry himself.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You were this colossus, you were this great,
legendary thing.
Cut the rope and I love how hegoes to cut it.
And Andre the Giant hasn't evenmade it up yet.
Yeah, like they're going toleave him.
But you know, the man in blackarrives, grabs onto the rope and
just goes as he starts catchingup and gaining and he goes like
he's climbing.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
He's gaining on us Inconceivable.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
So then they cut the rope and you watch it go off the
cliff edge, and then he looksand goes off the cliff edge.
And then he looks and goes huh,he's still climbing.
He didn't fall Inconceivable.
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means whatyou think it means I love that
line.
And then Vassini's like we'retaking the princess.
It's like we're going straightto the Gilder frontier, it's

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like.
It's like if he falls great, ifnot the sword he goes.
I'm going to do themleft-handed.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
He's like.
You know what a hurry we're in.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
He's like if I do it, my right would be over too
quickly.
I won't get any satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Have it your way.
And he goes like hey, can youhurry it up a bit?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
He's like well, Unless you have some rope or a
branch.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
He's like I'd offer you a rope out of my.
I feel like you would not takeit as my wood is a Spaniard.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
No good, I've known too many Spaniards.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
The bad part is.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
He goes like yeah, he's like you just have to wait.
He's like I hate waiting.
He's like, after all, I'm onlywaiting up here to kill you.
He's like that really does puta dampener on our relationship.
The dialogue is just so good.
He's like throw me the rope,yeah, on the soul of my father.
If somebody said that to you,you'd be like all right, toss it

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.
All right, toss it.
He climbs up and Wesley goes todraw the sword and he's just
like nah, when you're ready,Catch your breath.
And he's like thank you, alwaysstart conversations this way.
And he's like my father wasslaughtered by a man with six

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fingers on his right hand and hejust holds up his hand.
He's like five, and he's likeokay, and he tells him he
literally takes his sword out,hands it to the guy he just said
I'm going to kill you, I'mgoing to kill you, I'm waiting
here to kill you.
And he just looks and he handsit back to him.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, he's just in there examining the hill and
stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
He just turns around and stab him when you watch,
Wesley draws second.
So when Indigo takes his swordout, which is set for him to be
truly right-handed, and heswitches into his left hand, you
see Wesley switch to his lefthand.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh yeah, Like, okay, Like, I see the game you're
playing Spaniard.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And then they have the great duel.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, an amazing sword duel.
You know, even to this day.
Yeah, it's fencing, which iskind of like ha all right, you
know a little goofy but, likeyou know as far as like real
sword play, it's one of the best, and those actors you know
weeks and weeks of training.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And practicing when they weren't doing that, because
I think they learned eachother's choreography to the
second, so they were never goingto be out of place.
Nobody got hurt.
All the fencing, you see, isthem yeah it's really well done.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
And then, of course, wesley defeats as they're
dueling.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
He's just like indigo's just like.
He's like I must admit, he'slike you're better than I am.
He's like then why are yousmiling?
And he's like because there'ssomething I know that you don't
know.
And he's like what's that?
He goes I'm not left-handed ashe switches, like mid-swing, and
he's like.
It's like oh, I don't know whatwatching going.
Oh no, he's right-handed, likethat was such a big deal.
And then they fight up thelittle steps and wesley's just

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like you know.
He's like there's something Ishould tell you, he's like tell
me he's like I'm not left-handedeither and like he like shoves
him off in the music's like,like he's a superhero and he
just like launches the sword out.
Every time he does it the musicstops.
Yeah, like he swipes it out ofhis hand and backflips over a
rock and looks up and catches itand as soon as he catches it,

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the music cues back in.
It has no business being thatfunny.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's almost like slapstick, but I don't know the
way that they put the beat tothe music and how extra the
actors are, but likeintentionally, so it's funny.
And even as a kid, there was noreal fear of death.
You just kind of like wereenjoying the moment as they were
as well.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
So, yeah, it's really well done.
It's the most respect-ladenfight, because after he like
disarms indigo and he's likekill me quickly.
And he's like I would ratherdestroy a stained-glass window
than an artist like yourself,but since I can't have you
following me either, and he'slike please understand, I hold

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you in the highest respect.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
And he's like please understand.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I hold you in the highest respect and he just
grabs his stuff and takes offrunning while the music goes.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
That's kind of like the.
With all due respect, I can saywhatever I want, as long as I
say that.
I hold you in the highestrespect and then knock him out.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Like the Italian eraser phrase.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
And then he cuts the Vicini,buttercup and Fezzik and they
see it's like he's stillfollowing us.
And it's just like you know.
It's like alright, now it'syour turn to Andre the Giant,
and he's like kill him.
He's like your way and he'slike my way.
He's like what's my way?

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He's like pick up one of therocks, go behind the boulder.
When he comes around and hishead's in view, hit it with the
rock.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
To me that doesn't seem like that would be his way,
though.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
He's like I'm always not very sportsmanlike.
And then you get the mostunintentional jump scare out of
this whole movie where Wesleycomes around the corner and kind
of senses danger and then BAM,the rock explodes right in his
face Like a bowling ball andhe's like I missed on purpose.
I could have killed you if Iwanted to.
He's like I believe you.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I mean, I would have thought his way would have been
like picking up a big rock anddropping it on top of him.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
No, his way was.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Like throwing it, like Randy Johnson.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
His way was a battle of strength, right, that's all
they agreed.
No sword, skill against skill.
That's God intended.
I'm just saying I would havepredicted this.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I feel like You're at an advantage, he goes.
I could kill you now.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
He's like, all right, all right, we'll have it your
way.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
You've convinced me why are you wearing a mask as
he's trying to punch him in theface?
He's like were you burned byacid or something.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
He was so specific, just a very nonconventional
conversation he's going along ashe fights Fezzik.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
He manages to get behind him because of his speed
and choke holds him out until hefalls.
But the whole time Andre theGiant's talking, they're having
a conversation and it's justlike have you ever fought
one-on-one?
I was like what's the most?
He's like you use different setof moves when you're fighting
10 guys at once versus only one.
And he flips over Andre theGiant onto his back and he's

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still breathing.
He Over Andre the Giant ontohis back and he's like, still
breathing.
He's like I don't envy theheadache you're going to have
when you wake up, but in themeantime, rest well and dream a
large woman.
And then, as he takes off,running again, Run up the hill
yeah.
And then I think, that's wherewe get the cut in, where

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Humpadink and his posse get towhere he dueled.
Inigo yeah, and he's like samespots following their footprints
.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
He actually knows what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
And they're all just like you tell us what happened
and he's like it was a greatduel.
It's like the winner went thisway, the loser went that way.
It's like the winner wenttowards Gilder and then they
take off in pursuit.
So now you know they're.
They're being hunted as well.
Uh, wesley is, as he meetsvicini for the battle of wits.

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I love how he's being chasedwhen, like with the princess,
and he has time to set up atable like a rock with a
tablecloth bread, cheese, apples, wine.
He, like you, just had this forthis moment.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, I like how his whole battle of wits comes down
to.
Will I drink this cup or thatcup?
It's a 50-50 chance.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, clearly I can't choose the wine in front of you
.
So they meet and that's wherewe go to the battle of wits.
And he's like pour the wine andhe sits down and he takes out a
cap and he's just like inhalebut don't touch, and he takes it
and goes like to powder, likethat's you know.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I don't smell anything.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
He's like.
Of course you don't.
What you don't smell is Iocanepowder Odorless, colorless,
tasteless, Dissolves instantlyin liquid and is one of the more
deadly poisons.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It took a while to explain to my little girl that
both cups were poisoned.
She was like but he's the onlyone that died.
I said I understand that.
What I'm trying to tell you ishe's immune.
What's immune mean it can'thurt him.
Why not?
Because he's immune.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I don't know the way to say immune.
I do remember being tripped upby that scene at the end.
Both of them were poisoned.
I think my parents just broughtit off as like he's the good
guy, he's going to win, yeah,okay.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So they said they have this awesome back and forth
.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Never got in a land war with Asia.
What does he say?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well, because at first it starts with you know,
he's like I have to choose what,I have to decide what I know
about you.
Are you the kind of person toput the poison in front of you
or as far away in my cup?
And he's like you know you've.
You've bested my spaniardsmeans you've studied, and
studying you have learned thatman is mortal he's like, you've
also beat my giant, which meansyou're very strong, and you

(41:09):
might be relying on yourstrength to get you none of this
makes any sense no, and he'slike surely.
He's like you must have adizzying intellect, yeah, and
he's like he not even close.
He's like what on earth couldthat be?
And he like points off.
And Wesley's like what?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Where, as he just like switches, the cups?
I can't remember.
Does he actually even switchthem or does he just pretend
like he's going to?
No, he switches them.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, this end he switches the cups.
Oh wait, that's when Wesleyputs them down and then he sets
them back down and then I meanthe great line.
It's like you know, you're thatsmart.
And he's like have you heard ofSocrates, plato, aristotle?
Yes, morons, the great triviaanswer from Hayden.

(41:52):
When I said those words andHayden just was like slapped the
buzzer and was like morons, yes, woo, give me my point.
And then he's like.
He's like what's so funny?
He goes, I'll tell you in aminute.
First let's drink.
He's like you fool.
He starts yelling at him.
Wesley's just smirking at himthe entire time.
Yeah, he's like you chose wrongwhich didn't matter, Right,

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which cup he drank out, if hestill drank out of the cup.
And he's just like you fell forone of the greatest blunders.
The first and most well-knownis never going to a land war in
Asia.
But the second and slightlyless well-known is this Never go
in against a Sicilian whendeath is on the line.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
He's like ah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
And he's like ah.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
So let me ask you what is a land war with China,
and how?
Would that not be a good thingto do?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Well, china is mostly like a landlocked nation and
they have giant borders Withhuge mountains.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
But, how much of that is really patrolled.
As far as you know, as you getfurther and further west, we're
getting sidetracked man.
I'm just saying you knowpatrolled.
As far as you know, as you getfurther and further west we're
getting sidetracked man.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, I'm just saying you know, they're notoriously
you know, in the medieval andearlier ages, you know winning
their wars.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, so Wesley frees Buttercup and she deduces he is
the Dread Pirate Roberts, whodoes not leave survivors and had
killed Wesley.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And they have a monologue where he talks about
Wesley or himself, and then he'sgetting angry with her because
she's not.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
He's judging whether she still loves him or not.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah.
And then she says something andjust shoves him off the cliff
as you wish she's like Wesleyand she just trips and rolls
down there after that was likeone of the most infamous forms
of what's called wigging.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, because you could tell it's a
dude you see his beard and likehis blonde, like Barbie wig just
flailing, you know you watch itto this day and you're just
like God, I'm so bad.
His beady arms as he's rollingdown the hill.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
And then it cuts to Humperdinck and his posse and
it's just like, oh, theydisappeared.
It's like they must know we'refollowing them Like they ran.
It's just like no, she shovedthem down a mountain and she
just tripped herself down themountain, oof.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Ah, ah.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Ah, ah, oof.
And then he's like oh, at thebottom, yeah so, then, it's now
revealed that the man in blackis wesley, but anybody watching
the film and had seen thebeginning and saw him wearing
the mask knew it was just carrieells with a mustache, his
little thin mustache his littlethin mustache yeah so then they
talk and then they see princehumperdink on the top, where
they were.

(44:35):
Then they run into the fireswamp yeah fire swamp.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I want to know how they got the scene where he,
like, dives into the sand forher.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I read about that.
So they wanted to put her inone more fit of mortal danger
and they couldn't think ofanything creative.
And so Cary Elway's Euls orwhatever he was the one who was
like, throw her into a sand pit,you know a quicksand, and I
I'll dive in and get her andjust like, engineered that well,

(45:04):
how do you, how do they keepthe sand?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
like you know, in a makeshift one, I don't know I
mean there's probably stuffunderneath that you obviously
probably couldn't see.
There was like breathing stuff,or no, it was.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
They could totally like.
It was like a shallow pool likethey.
They fall in and go flat underthe loose sand and they could
stand up at any moment.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I know it wasn't full of sand.
I just didn't know how theykeep it to where the sand
doesn't just keep falling in ahole or something like that.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
It probably wasn't sand, it was probably corn stuff
that's super flammable, oh.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
In the fire swamp.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
It was for a movie.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
There wouldn't have been a fire swamp, it just would
have been.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I do like how, when Robin Wright goes in, she's got
her dress and stuff and thatlittle burst of fire hits.
They said that William Goodmanwas on set, knew that was
supposed to happen and stillwent.
Her dress is on fire.
Her dress is on fire and ruinedthe first take.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
And then he was like oh, yeah, take.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And then he was like oh, yeah, so they had to re-film
that and get her a whole otherdress Run on some unusual sizes.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Never believe him, ah .

Speaker 1 (46:06):
As he's fighting and like the sword gets knocked, and
the whole time and this is apart Rachel got mad at is
Buttercup is just standing therewatching him fight the man in
the rat costume.
She kind of like pokes him witha stick, but she like picks it
up and holds it up like she'sgoing to bring it down on top of
him and then she just goes likejust poking it in the face.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
What did you want her to do?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
She's a girl, yeah, and she's like because he's
coming at her after he's gettinghis arm bitten in his chest and
he's just like he's about toget the sword and he's like I've
got to grab the rat's tail nowbecause of you.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I love it when he stabs the rat.
It goes argh, argh like a dog.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
The goofiest one.
And then they escape the fireswamp To run into Humperdinck,
humperdinck, humperdinck.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
And his posse.
One of the, the captain of theguard, is the six-fingered man,
yeah, count Rugen.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, he sees his hand and he's After, like they
Humperdinck takes Buttercup it'slike, oh, we're going to take
Wesley to his ship and send himon his way, because, like,
whatever she says and it was-like what.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
She completely betrayed him there.
He was fully well-intending toget out of this.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And I love how Wesley's just staying there
getting like tied up because heknows like yeah, he's like you
guys aren't those kinds ofpeople.
And he just sees Count Rukusand he goes.
Hmm, you have six fingers onyour right hand and he's like a
man was looking for you and hetakes that sword and he goes and
clenched actually gave him aconcussion.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I think he had to get stitches, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, bust him open like, stop the shoot for a
couple of days.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah, because he, like pommel, struck him.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Jeez, but supposedly the Carrie Ewells told him to
actually hit him.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Because he wanted that, you know to look real.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, well, he did, he got it.
So now Buttercup threatens tocommit suicide because she
doesn't want to marryHumperdinck, she wants to marry
Wesley.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
God forbid she be rich and live in a castle.
She tells the king.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
She's like you know, this is goodbye, or something
like that.
He's like tonight will be thelast night I'll take my life
before the morning.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's nice, dear.
She kissed me.
That's later, that's later.
So Wesley is taken to the pitof despair, the pit of despair.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
He's got a very novel voice after he coughs.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You know he has like the whole the machine I think
it's just what they call it andhe's like suction cups have been
around for this, but instead ofsucking water, I'm sucking life
.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
As a kid I was like what?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And he's like now remember, this is for posterity,
so please be honest, how didthat make you feel?
And he's like interesting, sothey go through the whole plan
of having.
Then you realize Humperdinck isplanned to have Buttercup
kidnapped and killed anyway, andnow he's just going to have to
strangle her on the weddingnight and frame Gilder for it so
he can go to war with Gilder.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
No, no, I'm just going to have to strangle her.
I mean, why not just go to warwith Gilder?
You're about to be king.
He wanted to have the people'sbacking behind it.
That's why he got Buttercup.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I'm sure there's better ways you can find that.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
It's in the.
I didn't see it there, but hegot Buttercup because she was
one of the people and they allloved her and then he was going
to make Gilder look like theenemy by having her killed by
their hand.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
They have the current king killed because he wants to
be king anyways.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
No, but he wants to go to war with Gilder.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, to make it look like.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Gilder killed the current king, whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Then he gets king and they want to kill him.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Humperdinck has his number three guy, not his number
two guy, that's Count Ruger,the six-fingered man.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
The number three guy, the red-headed guy with the
gray cape show up the gate key.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah the gate key guy and tells him he's like killers
from Kildare and he's like myspies have heard nothing and he
goes.
He's like we don't have nobody.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
He's like form a brute squad.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I never knew what a brute squad was.
It's like just find the biggestdisgusting looking people you
could find.
It was a response team.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, it was a response team.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It was the goons.
Assemble the goons, so thenthey join.
And that's where you find outthat Indigo was just drunk and
he's like there's a Spaniardgiving us trouble.
He's like then you give himsome trouble.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
And he's like move.
He's like all right, we're donewith the scene, I'm leaving and
he goes and he's like you help.
And then it's Andre the Giant.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
And he sees the giant hand and the guard comes up to
like wee.
It's like oh, Andre, you killedanother extra.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
You got to stop doing that, andre, it was for the
craft.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I like that when Fezzik's trying to wake him up,
dunking his head in hot and thencold water.
He's like that's enough Attemptto drown the man by water.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
He's like we need the man in black.
He's like we need the man inblack.
It's like you know, becausehe's like there's 30 guards, he
goes.
How many guys could you take?
He goes.
He's like I never fight morethan 10.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
And he's like he's like that leaves 20.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
He goes not even at my best could I take that many
he's like.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I have no gift for strategy.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I don't have Vassini's brain.
He's yeah, it's like we needthe man in black.
It's like it's like the man inblack is dead and it's like it's
like, no, he's like, don'ttrifle me with nonsense.
It's like as they leave to gofind Wesley.
And then that's whenHumperdinck finds out Cause,
after Robin Wright or thebuttercups, like I'm just going
to kill myself, yeah, and helocks her in a room and then he

(51:32):
runs down the castle hallway andthen he's running down the
steps in the next cut in the pitof despair, giving Wesley the
business, and then he grabs thelever and just yeets it to the,
not to 50.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Don't even say much, he just runs in and throws it up
.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
And on screen even Robin Wright.
Her character's just like.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah, everyone, everyone just starts looking
around.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
The man of ultimate despair, the sound of ultimate
suffering.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, Peter Falk says that it was a sound that was
heard for miles or somethinglike that.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And then Inigo knows, he's like, because that's the
sound I made when the six-fingerman murdered my father.
And as they go and then theyfind the albino guy and he's
just like you work for CountRiggid, the Pit of Despair.
She's like where is he?
He's just staring at him.
He's like jog his memory.
He just thumps him on the head,he just stares, I jogged it too
hard.
I jogged him too hard and hedoes the whole praying thing

(52:24):
with the sword and he just stopsright into a tree and he's like
ugh defeated, and he just restson the notch in opposite.
He's like and then they're like,listening to in to wesley, it's
like he's dead.
It's like we need to find amiracle worker, miracle max.
And then they find miracle max.
He's like banging on the doorand he's just like aren't you

(52:45):
the guy who used to work forhump?
And think it's like thanks forrubbing salt in all wounds.
What's next?
you're gonna give me a paper cutand squeeze lemon juice in it
and it's like now get out ofhere before I call the Brute
Squad and Andre's like I'm onthe Brute Squad, you are the
Brute Squad.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Because that's when he first noticed this giant man
standing there.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Who just probably just would have shoved the door
open.
And he's like you know it's anoble cause.
It's like his wife is going todo this.
It's like his children firstlie was better.
It's like it's for a noblecause.
It's just like ah, he's like Inever worked for so little.
It's like except one time thatwas a noble cause.

(53:21):
Oh, this is noble and like theydo like the thing.
It's like true love.
To blame, to blame.
And then here comes his wife,liar, and he's like get back,
witch.
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife,as he's chasing going I'm not
listening so they take the job,they make the pill, because

(53:44):
indigo was only mostly dead.
The chocolate makes it makesure you wait 15 minutes for
full potency and he shouldn't goswimming for an hour, at least
an hour after he eats likemaking it up as they go it's
like bye, bye, boys, have funstorming the castle.
You're taking a whack, it'lltake a miracle bye.

(54:05):
So then they wait, and theyhave no clue if it's been 15
minutes or not why do they notgive him the pill until they get
to the castle?
They do.
They're at the top of the yeahbut, they're looking at the
front gate Cause that's guardedby 60 men, not 30.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
But while you're there, why didn't you give it to
him there and then carry himthere while it's?
You know?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
coming to start to work.
I don't know, I didn't write it, mitch, so they give him the
pill and it's like how long doyou think it'll take?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
He wakes up and goes.
He's like I'll rip you off thebar, I'll take you
single-handedly.
And he's like why can't I movemy arms?
He's like well, you've beenmostly dead all day.
And wherever they're saying it,he's like tapping his finger.
He's like you're alreadytapping your finger.
Doesn't that make you happy,you?
He's like what's going on?
And he's like let me explainnow.
Wait, there's too much.
Let me sum up.

(54:54):
And he gives him the rundownthat buttercup's gonna marry
humperdink in like 30 minutes.
And he's like what are ourassets?
It's like my steel, hisstrength, your brain.
He goes, can't be done yeah he'slike if we had like a cloak or
a wheelbarrow, it's like that'dbe something.
It's like, oh, we got thewheelbarrows and he's like
miracle max gave me this becauseit fits so good and he goes.
Now we got something why didn'tyou list those?

(55:14):
With our assets.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
He's like hey, you moved your head.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
He rocks, his head when he's talking, and he grabs
Carrie L's head and he shakes itup and down.
Yes, so they cultivate theirplan and at the time of the
wedding, all the guards areoutside and they're starting the
wedding.
And it's Peter Cook, legendaryBritish satirist, married,

(55:43):
billed as the impressiveclergyman.
Marriage is what brings ustogether today.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Love, true love together today and love through
love for us, matt and wife.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Matt and wife, do you have the wing, the wing, proto.
And as you hear, the commotionoutside, and then Andre, the
Giant Indigo, is carrying Wesleyon his back while
wheelbarrowing Fezzik, who hashis cloak on, and he's like do I

(56:21):
light it?
He goes, wait.
And he's like the Dread PirateRoberts.
He's no survivor.
As everybody starts running,he's like light the candle, yeah
, and he goes like trying tohe's like, light him and he's
like, and they just light.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Andre, the Giant on fire, and he's like I've come
for your soul.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Everybody runs except for the gate key guy.
And then he flips off the thing.
He's like Fezzik the portcullisthe gates are coming down, he
just grabs it and goes and heeats it back up and it's like
give us the key.
He's like I have no gate keyand he's like rip his arms off.
He's like oh, this gate key andthey make their way into the
castle.
Count Rugen and four minionsdepart to go investigate the

(57:04):
troubles.
As they're making their waythrough the castle man and wife,
they run into the four andCount Rugen's like he's like
kill the giant and the Spaniardhe's like leave the dark one for
questioning.
And they all run, and the mosthaphazard looking guards,
because they're like running atindigo who just takes all four
of them like in, it's like, he'slike he like takes the guy out

(57:29):
behind him without even lookinghe's just like you know, you
know, spears him through thechest yeah and then he does.
You know, my name is InigoMontoya.
You killed my father, prepareto die, and then Count Rookin
runs, he's like, and he startschasing after him and he goes
and locks the door and Inigo'sjust crashing into it.
Fazzack, fazzack, and he takesWesley, puts him in statue of

(57:53):
armor and goes.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And he's just hanging there.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
And he goes running and smacking himself into the
door.
He just puts his arm out andstops him and he's like and
knocks the door down.
He just gestures like hey hereyou go.
And he's like thank you, fezzikand he takes off running and
then Fezzik goes back to whereWesley was and there's just the
dead guards.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
he's like looking around like, did the john
travolta like?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
in pulp fishing.
Like where did he go?
I don't know what happened here.
So that's what happens.
And then you find out, becausehumperdink, yeah, takes
buttercup back to the suite.
And then that's where she findswesley.
They're making out and he'slike jolly, he just drops his
head and then they're talking.
It's like what about humperdink?
And, like you know, humperdinkwalks his head and then they're
talking.
It's like what aboutHumperdinck?

(58:35):
Humperdinck walks into the roomand Wesley gives him this
monologue he's going to cut offhis feet, his hands.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
To the pain he's like I'm not familiar with that
phrase.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Basically mutilate him.
Accept his ears so everybodycould hear him.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
So he could hear every screaming kid.
We saved the ears.
So, every kid can go.
Oh my God, what is thatdisgusting thing?
You'll know the sound of babesas they weep when they gaze upon
your hideous face.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I like him, he's bluffing.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
He's bluffing.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
And then he's like maybe I am, or maybe I do have
the strength, and then he standsup and it's like, you know, the
music's like all impressive andhe's like drop your sword.
And he's like derp, yeah, like.
And he's like tie him up.
And then that's when Inigo well, we cut back to Inigo as he's
running through and real quickbefore you get to that.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I like how you know Wesley's just like sitting there
and he's not moving at all andthen Inigo's about to take on
Count Rugen.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
You see him pull the dagger out of his boot and he
runs and waits for Inigo and hecheap shots him, he 360 knifes
him, throwing knives him in thegut and he's like and then the
Humperdinck-Wesley exchangehappens.
And then it cuts back to InigoBecause everybody's like Inigo
no, and he's like this is a lotof blood, like he's stabbed in
the stomach, and he pulls outthe dagger and stands up and

(59:59):
like drops and gets back up andCount Rugen's like taunting him,
yeah, and he like stabs himlike through like the shoulder
or like the top of his chest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Like deflects it weirdly with his yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
As he hand like ones in the arm, but he doesn't
really react to it.
And then he goes to stab himagain and he's like, and he's
like moving twice as fast, andhe starts taking him out while
saying it to him and he giveshim the same wounds he gave him
as he's fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Stop saying that.
And he gives him the same cutsup the cheek and this is quoting
.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Please.
And then he goes to give himthe coup de gras and uh, wesley
catches the sword and stabs himin the gut and gives him the
great line nigo gives catchesthe sword.
That's what I said you saidwesley, oh, you know who I meant
.
No, you're talking about tom,and I go catch the sword, stabs,
count rugen in the gut and he'slike I want my father back you,
son of a well, I remember likeit's like oh man, that was so

(01:00:53):
tremendous, and he takes out thesword and Count Rugen's dead.
And then he meets up witheverybody and they're like they
got Humperdinck tied up.
And then you hear Andre theGiant, because he found four
horses and it's like you did agood thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Yeah, I found these in the stables.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
In case we found the lady.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Hey, lady yeah but like Wesley, wesley stands up
and he's like struggling, he'slike kind of like on the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
He's like, I knew it.
I knew he was bluffing.
I knew he was bluffing.
Somebody points the sword athim.
He's like I was bluffing, soRobin Wright falls out the
window.
It's like eh, with like theangelic great graceful kick
caught by Andre the Giant, andEndigo and Wesley are standing
there.
He's like what are you going todo now?
And he's just like I've beendoing revenge for 20 years.
He goes I don't know what I'mgoing to do now.
And he's like have you everconsidered piracy?
He's like you'd make a greatDread Pirate Roberts.

(01:01:38):
And he just throws himself outthe window and then he goes like
huh, I'm a pirate.
And then he goes out and thenthey take off riding and then it
cuts back to Grandpa and FredSavage and he's just like ah,
it's just more kissing and he'slike you could, you can read a
grandpa, he's like you know, inthe history of the world there's
been three

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
five.
You know, kisses yeah they'relike.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You know that were like this, like important goes,
this one left them all behindyeah, and then the movie.
You know he finishes with thebook and peter falk is like I
think it's time for you to go tobed and he's getting ready to
leave and he's's like maybe youcan come by tomorrow, grandpa,
and read it to me again.
And he just turns to the listand goes as you wish Ah, Ah and
scene and movie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Best Solid ending Mm-hmm Solid movie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
It won like seven awards too.
It did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
It did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
See Best Fantasy Film and Best Costumes at the Saturn
Awards.
To the Saturn Awards, TrulyMoving Picture Award at the
Heartland Film Festival.
National Film PreservationBoard is in the National Film
Registry since 2016.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
As well as should be.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Toronto International Film Festival for People's
Choice Award, young Artist Awardfor Best Young Actor in a
Motion Picture for a Drama,which is Fred Savage, and then
the Hugo Awards for BestDramatic Presentation by Rob
Reiner and William Goldman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Well, if and then the Hugo Awards for Best Dramatic
Presentation by Rob Reiner andWilliam Goldman.
Well, if that was like the onlymovie I got to be a part of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I could die happily.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I'd be happy, I'd be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
This is always going to be a 10 out of 10 movie to me
, because this has everythingyou want.
It's always funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Everyone but these stupid people that rated it an
award, except those.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Philistines those morons?
Yeah, they're taking crap outSocrates, plato, morons.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
But speaking of morons, Okay.
We got a little bit of trivia.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
No, no, is it about this movie?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
It's not about the Princess Bride.
Okay, welcome to the moston-screen deaths.
Hmm, I am going to read to youa select number of films or
television shows and you'regoing to tell me the actor Okay,
this is a.
I can go quick, now I can trimit.
Well, some of these are goingto go pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Actually, let's do, let's do these.
On our other part, we'll usethis stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Oh, you edit this.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Well, are you inconceivable?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Inconceivable.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Wow, that was a great episode.
Good job, tom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Which I mean the Princess Bride.
We can always.
We love talking about thismovie.
It's just such a fun movie andit doesn't matter how old you
are.
Kids love it.
Adults our age, you know, we'rein our 30s now.
My parents?
They still think it's a greatmovie.
So what?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
would you rate it 1 out of 10.
10.
You already said 10 out of 10.
This is a 10 out of 10 movie.
It transcends the ages.
I feel comfortable calling it a10 out of 10 movie when you're
going to have everybody fromevery age group watch it.
And I'll agree that it's a goodmovie.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I'd say that 10 out of 10.
It's one of the probably one ofthe probably one of the top 10
movies ever made.
That, just like when we did,you were still deployed what we
do like the top 10 watchingmovies of all time.
I think we called this numberone, or I called it my number
one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
It was in yeah, it was on our list.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
I mean you had it like number two or three.
Yeah, because it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
You see it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
It's just, it's like if it's on TV back when Caleb
was a thing cause you alwayshope to get the fencing scene
when I first watched this movie,that's the first scene I saw
was the fire force and I saw thegiant rats and I saw them
fighting and I was like, what isthis?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
that's the first scene I remember seeing in this
movie yeah great movie, butsadly we've come to the end of
this episode inconceivable Allright?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Well, thanks for listening, and I'm trying to
work in a line Inconceivable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Anyways, you couldn't come up with a line
Inconceivable.
Do you want us to leave youwhere we found you, hayden,
unemployed in Greenland?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
If you like this, give us a five star, Give us
some reviews, comments.
I will Mitch.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
As you wish I knew you were trying Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
As you wish, I'm from Floridaand I'm here to save John Connor
.
I mean Wesley and Buttercup.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
That's it from me, Hayden.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
That's it for me, tom hey Mitch.
We'll see you on the next one.
Guilter sucks, guilter sucks,guilter sucks.
Take it slow.
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