FilmFloggers

FilmFloggers

Welcome to FilmFloggers.🤠 Follow us as we Review & Flog films! (And now video games over @Twitch with GameFloggers! As our greek mate Sophocles once said: " Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" We choose to ignore those wise words & went about creating this platform to help answer: The One Great Question… Does watching this film resemble the futile exercise of flogging a dead horse?" Grab your flog folks, this could get painful! 😳

Episodes

December 7, 2021 59 min

The dynamic Du...Three-Piece? Ben, The Thomas & Dan Machholz (I know, I know, this guy again) come together to talk about Batman Returns...For about 10 minutes, with the rest of the running time turning into an extended meet and greet.

Also, The Thomas and I record in the same room for the first time, with not a sound foam panel in sight.

Never again.   

Topics discussed during the episode include:   

A Canadian getting some trac...

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We kick off the festive season with more horror...Naturally. Are we doing 31 films during December? No

Are we doing way too many episodes again? Yes. 

Have we raised the bar? Or have we just put the word Flog in front of yet another Holiday? Flogmas.

Has Fiona left me yet? No comment.

Flogmas is here!

Topics discussed during the episode include:

Tom is very impressed with the work that's gone into the Flogmas concept.

Tom's en...

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November 24, 2021 59 min


Believe it or not, we have another listener request. Several months late, but we got there.

This request comes in from an old Fifa Pro Clubs acquaintance of mine, the colourful Jack Nash. Mr Nash has set up bundles of goals for me over the years, with 1 in 20 crosses finding their intended target.

Thanks for the memories, Nashy.

Who fancies a pre-Christmas Thanksgiving-inspired Michael Bay turkey that could explode any second? 


(A ...

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November 12, 2021 61 min

The flogoween hangover continues with two behemoths from the slasher franchise slashing it out to the death with Ronny Yu at the helm to add some martial arts flair and some questionable CGI choices. Got your nose!

To help ease our hangover, we had the privilege of finally (my fault) welcoming Lindsay from the fabulous concoction of brilliance & rubbish, Schlock And Awe podcast!

And as he point-blank refuses to go away, Dan Mac...

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Flogoween bonus edition!

We welcome back Dan Machholz's for a very special bonus episode.  He then proceeds to ruin another iconic slasher franchise for me. Great bloke.

Topics discussed during the episode?

Is Dan just...Guest?

Ben openly talks about his disdain for the Michael Myers masks for the very first time.

Dan interrupts me throughout with Freddy gags from the film. Hilarious.

Are all boat trips to Vancouver this bad?

It m...

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October 31, 2021 50 min

And that's a wrap on our 31 days of Horror Flog. Thank you to everyone who downloaded any of the episodes during October!

In a year that featured a new Halloween film, it seemed appropriate to end proceedings on Michael Myers & his new housemates, Big & Little John. 

Keep an eye out for our Christmas Flogmas plans! 

Flogoween edition!

Topics discussed during the episode include: (I may have gotten a bit carried away wit...

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October 30, 2021 56 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics discussed during the episode include:

Does the last 5 minutes fall off a cult cliff? 

The gatekeepers of hell, one of 10? One of 8? One of 54? 

I never had a treehouse. Were they all like this? (Green with envy) 

Was Toni Collette zooming across screen black comedy?

At this point, would you be surprised if you saw a man with 3 severed heads hanging out his pocket, riding a camel? 

Have you ever been to a nut pa...

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October 29, 2021 58 min

One of the Floggers mothers pops in to defend herself against numerous allegations of child abuse.

And we briefly chat about The Blair Witch Project.

Topics discussed during the episode:

Do you want to hear where Ben gets his waffling from?

How many times can we wobble the boom arm?

I can't get a bloody word in.

Has Fiona met her match?

A normal-sized human exploits the Floggers studio limitations.

1999, what a year, what a time.

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October 28, 2021 66 min

Flogoween edition!

Andrew from Kids, What Are We Watching Tonight joins me to chat about RZ's Halloween.

Topics discussed during the episode include:

What's a floggers episode without some technical mishaps? Your fault Andrew.

Is dialogue such as "skull fu*king the shit out of you" going to look out of place in Rob Zombie's The Munsters?

What gets Michael Myers up in the morning?

Making wank masks? Evilness? Liste...

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October 27, 2021 53 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics discussed during the episode:

Paul & I delve into some found footage treats worth seeking out.

Why did Hollywood feel the need to ram all these J-Horror remakes down our throats?

Top tip - Don't look away from the screen when watching J-Horror.

How many times can I say J-Horror?

Does watching Naomi Watts pulling hair out of her throat justify the remakes extended running time?

Naomi Watts, the horse w...

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October 26, 2021 24 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

A great day for The Floggers, our first Universal Classic Monster Movie!

Meanwhile, Fiona's feet are cold.

Why bring up The Scorpion King in front of me?

Is this show just a hotchpotch of shit?

Breaking news, Ben doesn't seem to know what he's doing. Shocker

An old screaming bag turns out to be Irish…Shocker.

Has it been 84 years since we started these 31 days?

...

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October 25, 2021 43 min

Flogoween edition!

Mark from a 100 things pod popped in to chat about arses.

Sorry about this; we will be back for an episode on The Fly. Bear with us.     


Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Mark & I hard-sell you on our upcoming respective patreons.

Monster Floggers?

Would you buy Mark's leggings?

I take the blame for the Nosferatu debacle.

Imagine being sowed to Dan Machholz's butt hole?

Fancy a night out in S...

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October 24, 2021 29 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15-20 minutes include:

We clear up the Amityville horror confusion by becoming more confused.

As The Amityville Horror is such a unique experience, it received a never before seen IMBD score. 

Who knew the word demonic could be such a tongue twister.

Fiona's mic takes another beating.

Do you like your Ryan Reynolds dry or wet?

Do these demons not appreciate a good nights sleep?

Seeing the o...

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October 23, 2021 24 min

Flogoween edition

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

We return to Fiona's Irish Horurra roots.

No trivia on IMBD means Fiona & I have to have a conversation.

How a
bed-based business meeting gave Fiona a new incentive to improve.

I stand with Fiona against the haters who continue to label her work dogshit. 

Ben's back defending himself against more accusations
labeled at himself by himself.

Background fan noise m...

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October 22, 2021 22 min

Flogoween edition

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:


Why is Fiona so reluctant to talk about Leprechauns?  


It turns out this wasn't one of Fiona's favourite films. 


Have you ever seen a Leprechaun in tha hood? Not da hood. Have you ever been to the tha hood?


Just to clarify, Fiona's a joke, not The Joker. 


Ben hits a pitch only dogs can hear whilst asking Fiona to slow down.


Flixwatcher, please accept our sincere ap...

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October 21, 2021 23 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Fiona finally apologizes for the Tony Todd Heat debacle.

Fiona, God love her (someone has to), decided not to write down Tony Todd's character name.

I'm starting to think Fiona's got a real problem with Tony Todd.

It's always great to see Devon Sawa.

How a wobbling Thomas thwarted me in my attempts of watching a Final destination sequel.

This event inadvert...

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October 20, 2021 34 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics discussed during the episode include:

"Among the half-dozen most repulsive films I have encountered in the course of some 10,000 miles of film reviewing." C.A. Lejeune - Observer.

Oh, it gets worse, C.A, much worse...

When Peter Cushing asks you to have a look, you have a look.

Would you let The Thomas handle your marmalade?

I discuss how I would deal with Christopher Lee if I ever bumped into him on...

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October 19, 2021 24 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

That Halloween H2O comment aged well.

Still working on Sky Fi.    

Just how aggressively weird is Mimi?

Mrs Carmandy comes up again.

Why there's plenty of shit kids giving plenty of shit performances.

Fiona's hungry.

PG brings a smile to Ben's face. Was it the hunky boys?   

Ben offers to share one of his several hundred pages of notes with Fiona.

What happened ...

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October 18, 2021 25 min

Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Fiona complains that she's overworked.

I have to remind Fiona that her language isn't in line with our charity work.

Not even Dan Machholz & The Thomas are safe as they find themselves on the end of an unprovoked verbal assault. 

Fiona's attitude hits a whole new level of filth.

Sky fi's back.

This is on the back of Fiona thinking it was a good idea t...

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Flogoween edition!

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Dan is like a giddy schoolgirl talking about all the dirty back alley haunts he & Jas have graced.

Jason takes Vancouver but didn't bother dunking Dan Machholz into a barrel of toxic waste?

Why did I agree to this? ALL 100 minutes of it.

Who's the witch? Was it kind of funny the first 2 or 3 times? Maybe?

Ben talks about how much he likes to give back to the ...

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