Ep10: They STOLE his entire ANVIL?!

We time traveled by removing the zero from the episode number, talk about the hostile return of Miiverse, 2/3 of the hosts are now jobless, Nano doesn't know how to flip a coin, and a THIRD Mark Hamill has hit the podcast.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Boys, gents, this is a big number.

(00:03):
This is a big number episode.
What number is this?
Is this 10?
This is 10.
Is this 10?
This is 10.
We're finally at episode one again.
Whoa!
I mean, we are.
Say that at the beginning.
Say that at the beginning.
That's funny.
That's the intro.
Hello everybody, and welcome
to the Final Three Braincells podcast.
I'm NanoBunTV.

(00:23):
He's laughing.
Go ahead. John Coday.
He's laughing.
And, oh Jesus Christ.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got this.
I got this.
I know what to do.
I know what to do.
I know what to do for this episode.
I don't know why he's big.
I know what to do.
Audio listeners, he's like three times the height
that he should be.
His head's almost running into the ceiling.

(00:44):
I don't know why.
This is hilarious.
Oh no.
What does he, what, oh.
Wait, are you, oh great.
We're coming back to episode one.
What?
Episode one, guys.
We're back at episode one.
We're back at episode one.
We're back at the good ol' days.
You know.
Hey, soon to be editor Gears here,

(01:05):
but Nano is still editing this episode.
John's audio is fucked for today.
It'll be fixed for next time.
For now, your ears get to suffer.
Yeah, it's episode one Gears.
Not using the avatar that I made for him.
It's still good.
I still got my spaghetti.
Can you actually show that to the camera
a bit closer this time?
The spaghetti finger.

(01:27):
Oh, the camera.
Cause I don't know if you did before.
Spaghetti.
Yeah.
Spaghetti.
Oh my god.
Spagoodle.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's so funny.
Spagoodle.
It's just something else.
It's connected to my elbow.
Someone missed a slight bit of weight painting.
A little bit, just a little bit of weight painting.
Just a tiny bit, just a tiny bit.

(01:49):
Well, I was gonna mention, oh yeah,
this is episode 10, except that weird intro part
is being left in.
But yeah, episode 10, or actually back to episode one.
Hello, how are we doing?
We're ready to start the show finally.
After talking about podcasts for ages,
can we start episode one please?
Someday, maybe.
I am so tired.
I have a jaw.

(02:11):
Oh, and begin.
He get big.
He's massive.
I said, Gears, choose your next few words wisely.
I'm big.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Come back down here.
You never go.
Audio listeners.
Hello.
He grew.
We hate you.

(02:31):
He grew.
No, we love you.
We love you to death.
Audio listeners, we freaking hate you.
This is so sad.
I'm staring at you, Nanna.
What the fuck you just say?
Well, what do you mean what I,
I said audio listeners, he grow.
Okay.
He grow.
Then John said.
Because you grew.
Because you grew.
And then John said, and then, and then.

(02:53):
John said.
Well, I was saying, I was saying.
You're saying that to the audio listeners.
John, you're not wrong.
But we love the audio listeners
who don't get to see our silly little faces
on the silly little couch
in the silly little land of VR chat.
You just don't.
I do.
Look, audio listeners, I love you guys.
What the hell are you doing listening to us on Pandora?

(03:13):
What the hell?
What are you doing on Apple Podcast?
Now that one's fucked up.
Hey, Apple Podcast is okay.
Remember, you know, that shit comes pre-installed.
Well, it doesn't.
What was the other weird stuff that was.
It was Deezer.
Yeah, it could.
Pandora and Deezer are the two.
Deezer, what the hell is Deezer?
Yeah, still, it's like, I don't,
I've heard of Deezer once or twice.
Pandora was the one I've only ever heard of from,

(03:36):
by like from my parents.
But Deezer, I'd actually heard of here and there.
I've never actually still used it though either.
Two oddballs for sure.
Deezer's a character from Jim and Neutron.
Who?
Not who in terms of Jimmy Neutron,
I mean who the fuck kind of character.
What?
No balls.
Oh, Weezer, sorry.
I'm bad at English.

(03:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, Weezer, yeah.
I love me some Weezer.
Okay, Editor Nano put a photo of Weezer
that fades in on the blue wall behind us.
Anyways, thank you.
Audio listeners, we hate you.
Poo, noo, noo, noo, noo, noo, noo, noo, noo, no, no, no.
All right.
Perfect.
And copyright strike.

(04:17):
We're going off the rails on this fucking podcast.
We had no rails to begin with.
We briefly mentioned what we wanted to talk about today.
We got some silly things to talk about today.
We ate the train.
We ate the train.
We were hungry.
Silly.
I'm so hungry I could eat a train.
We're going.
Am I right?
God, it's just not even good.

(04:38):
It's like the,
Chet, can we get some minus twos
for the worst joke of the year?
Yeah, this is bad.
I can't, okay.
I can't even like get up and walk,
do the walk away bit because my legs are broken.
Gears, please do this for me.
Yeah, do the part where you walk, where you,
that's not getting up and walking.

(04:58):
Oh, sorry.
Close enough.
You're good.
Close enough, you're good.
No, no, no, no, I need to be,
I need to be where you are.
You have to go in that spot.
Sir.
I just need to,
and there it goes.
Wait.
Oh.
Are you allowed to walk off all the way?
You did it, good job.
Good job.
Wow.

(05:19):
I did John's job.
Congratulations.
Your spine is doing the thing again, by the way.
Your ass is protruding.
Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah, you like my big g'donk g'donk?
It's still on that, yep, there it goes.
Let me just.
It happens every,
it seems to happen a lot whenever you recline.
Yeah.
You know, he just needs to tighten his waist tracker

(05:41):
a bit better.
Oh, okay.
Do you want my, do you want it?
He's,
Whenever Gears does some bit
with completely breaking his full body tracking,
you always just cover up me.
They can't see me now.
They just see your contorted body.
They just see your press.
That's not our problem.
That's my problem.
Yeah.

(06:02):
Not my problem.
My God, there.
Okay, now quick break and share.
I don't know if you guys know her,
but Katzi does that a lot.
Good, because it's something
that should be done way more often.
It is something that should be done way more.
I mean, some people have full body tracking setups
that might be more inconvenient to like actually unplug
and like take off of you and then like hold it out.

(06:25):
Do you know?
Well, with how her full body.
I made my straps.
Do you wanna?
Yeah, I made my straps.
Oh yeah, yeah, he did that.
I formed my straps.
No, he did, like he's.
I formed them from the eons ago.
He's made full body straps.
Yeah, my first ever iteration of full body strap,
full body tracking straps,
it looked like a bonded set from my feet.

(06:47):
Yeah, I can confirm.
I just remember the fact that that's what it looked like.
I don't actually have like a visual in my mind.
I just remember it.
Yeah, I think that adds up.
And then.
I think if I remember correctly,
I don't know if he still does it,
but I think Lolathon puts a striker on his arm
by just duct taping them to his feet and makes them.

(07:08):
My tracker from my belt
is specifically one of those car belt clips, belts.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Perfect.
And it is actually, it is so fucking perfect
because I could just be like.
He goes vroom, vroom.
I just click and it's already off.

(07:29):
Congratulations.
He won my ass.
Congrats.
Oh my God.
You're tracking.
No, no, no, no, because you took it off.
Your waist didn't float off.
Then you put it in my face and then it finally plants it.
Audio listeners, go to YouTube or Spotify, please.
You gotta see this bit.
So this is a bit you gotta see.

(07:50):
You gotta see this shit, man.
Audio listeners, love you to death.
Love you so much that I have to tell you
there is no explaining this.
But this is hilarious.
There is just no explanation.
My ass floated off in his mouth.
You want my ass?
You want my ass?
You want my ass?
You want my ass?
You want my ass?
Here's some things I wanna do for the

(08:11):
continuing on with the show here.
Cause now it's episode 10.
Soon we're gonna start doing guest episodes
and those are gonna be sick.
And then we'll finally be able to show the other room
that has the extra couch.
What'd you say?
We have another room.
Come with me, come with me.
We're gonna go to the extra room.
No, we're not going to the extra room.
That's not happening.
This is how it works.

(08:32):
I don't know what he said.
He could be saying anything over there.
We can't hear it, but the listeners can.
It came in your throat so many times.
You what?
What?
What?
Don't make that up.
I have no idea how, okay.
It reminds me, I have no idea how-
I'm Chris Hansen, sit down.
Oh shit.
I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to edit episode.

(08:53):
I think it was nine.
It was last episode where my internet went out
in the middle and then you two had to do a show yourself.
I don't know how I'm gonna piece that together.
Cause I've said a thing or two that I also have to piece in.
Put in the like a TV broadcast thing of like the colors
and the bars and fit and like just have that screen
with text that just says Nano die, but John and Gears is fine.

(09:15):
No, I trust me bro.
Who'd be right back after these intermissions?
Yeah.
Multiple intermissions, get fucked.
We're gonna run multiple commercial breaks back to back.
We're gonna show you five seconds of the video
and then you're getting a sponsor after another sponsor
after another sponsor, but all the sponsors are fucking fake.
Oh fuck you.
You only get five minutes of porn.

(09:35):
The rest is ads.
It's a whole entire hour.
Jesus Christ.
This is important.
This is just an advertisement.
What the hell?
Wait a minute.
This isn't, this isn't tennis.
This is AIMS.
Yeah.
Very similar sound effects.

(09:58):
That's a meme.
That was a meme.
It's a literal meme that's been around for a literal like
decade.
Nano, they're gonna play tennis tomorrow.
Was that one tennis?
No, it was like, it was tennis practice,
I think is how the meme went, right?
No, it was just tennis.
This isn't tennis, this is gay sex.
This is anal, this is anal sex.
Yeah, there we go.

(10:19):
It's weirdly descriptive for some fucking reason.
I think I've seen one, I think I've seen one
where it was even more verbosely described
as like hot, anal, gay sex.
Like it was like five different words.
I don't know why.
Get your hand off my-
I have 20 images of the meme.
You would have 20 images of the meme.
I have a collection.

(10:41):
I have a collection of porn, you will never see it.
He got memes and porn, pornography.
Every single, will there be a single episode
where we don't actually mention something explicit
by complete accident?
Like we will accidentally be completely clean.
Well, you see it's the, what's he about to say?
Mm-hmm.
Horny.

(11:01):
Okay, that's it.
Have you ever been to Eat and Claw Washington?
Have you ever eaten Claw Washington?
Yeah, that guy, that guy, and that thing that happened
in there that we don't talk about.
If we're gonna be stealing a lot of bits from a Shal-
and a Ted Nevis and a Cher, we'll go-
No, I don't steal any bits,

(11:22):
I just steal the fucking audio listeners
love you to death line.
I steal that from Ted.
Yeah, that bit.
Shalatz, he's awesome, we don't steal anything
from him though, except maybe his kidney.
Can I put Shalatz's kidney over on the shelf?
Yes, yes you can.
But like next to it is a fucking like a picture frame
and like a candle set up, it's like in loving memory
and it's just his fucking kidney sitting there.

(11:44):
Okay, I gotta do this.
I want you to put it-
This thing is actually making my head hurt.
I want you to put it in like a glass case
with a picture of his face like on top, like above it.
Yeah, that'd be pretty good too, I'm imagining that.
My God, or we could just package it

(12:06):
and be like selling one Shalak kidney.
The kidney?
Yeah.
Perfect.
I don't know why this came to mind.
Come get your Shalak kidney, come get your Shalak kidney.
Yeah, I didn't get sleep last night really,
but I did take my meds and I also had like half
of a five hour energy today,
cause I actually needed it for reasons

(12:27):
I'm not gonna get into just yet.
But because of all that, I've got a few jokes,
like the nano maximum joke capacity
within a one hour time span
is increased a little bit today, hopefully you'll see.
Or maybe I've hit my quota, we'll find out.
We'll find out.
Hard to say, Gears, what are you,
our audio listeners, Gears is going around.
What's he doing?

(12:48):
Gears, what are you doing?
Gears is doing something.
What are you doing over there?
Let's actually talk about a thing.
Your thing or my thing first?
Uh, let's flip a coin.
Flip a coin?
All right.
It landed on Tails.
We didn't call anything.
Pfft.
Ha ha ha.

(13:10):
I'm gonna say heads with Johns, Tails is nano.
Nano is Tails.
Okay, let's try, let's try.
No, no, no.
I'm just going, I'm not even re-flipping it.
Okay, Johns, Johns, Johns heads.
I'll call heads.
Flip a coin.
We have to assign heads to something.
It's still landed on Tails.
All right, so it's mine.
I win.
Okay, John.

(13:30):
Yeah.
Head.
Wee.
I'm gonna start to pinch.
Okay.
I can say that quietly now because I think
as of last episode, we'll actually,
as of a couple episodes ago, we'll have less shit audio.
Hopefully it'll take me less time to edit these.
That'd be nice.

(13:52):
Trying to figure out a lot of efficiency issues, honestly.
These episodes take way too fucking long to edit sometimes,
but we're getting more coherent.
So it's good.
It's great.
What was I saying before?
Oh yeah, in the coming episodes, we're gonna do-
Nanos have never really edited audio shit before, so.
Not audio specifically, yeah.
Extremely experienced with video.
They do mostly videos.

(14:13):
With audio, I'll just like cut a small section of the audio
and just raise the volume of that one and like just-
Hire Nano as your editor now.
I don't care.
No, I have a job.
I thank you.
And the job pays better than what most people could pay me
for editing.
Hire John as your editor.
We'll pull up videos of, John,
can you just edit these videos actually?

(14:34):
Yeah, you're hilarious enough now I have time to.
Yeah, you do.
You have more time.
Realistically, it would be a good idea for me
to give the podcast to one of you two to edit
because you two actually have far more free time than I do,
at least right now.
I don't know how to edit.
You'd be getting the shittiest clips ever.
Well, most of this show doesn't need to be edited.
It just has to like be little bits and pieces

(14:55):
that have to be spliced.
I've never done it.
Also fixing the thing where we talk over each other sometimes,
but it's been less recently, so that's good.
We're getting to a point now
where I don't have to edit it too heavily.
I need help with DaVinci
because I don't know how to edit.
Yeah, if you want help from me-
I've been trying to edit my Pavlov video.

(15:16):
I've been trying to edit it
and I don't know how to edit it.
I can help you with that at some other point.
Please no.
Let me get to the talking about the thing
because we're already 20 minutes in,
or we've started recording 20 minutes ago at least.
Yeah, I'd say we're like 10 minutes in, I think.
Yeah, roughly, but if, for some reason,
it feels long and short at the same time,
that might be the five hour energy plus the meds talking,

(15:37):
so we'll find out.
Speaking, now speaking, NanoBunTV.
Ooh, I said that pretty good.
I like that.
NanoBunTV, no, I can't even do it the second time.
At some point, we'll get to NanoStory.
Twitter, but not drama.
Don't worry, don't worry, not drama.
Funny thing.
Oh my God.

(15:58):
Funny thing, because you're not gonna expect
where I'm going with this in the end.
It's a slight bit of an announcement
of just a little thing I was working on,
but it's not a big deal.
Editing Nano, put in a nooser on my neck.
Damn it, at least I called it Twitter
instead of X, that's illegal.
It is illegal to kill yourself.
I wanna mention a thing about a news shortly,

(16:21):
but not yet.
You can't arrest me, I'm dead.
You can't murder me, I already killed myself.
No, I don't know where I'm going with this.
You can't arrest me, I'm dead.
Is that a reference to something?
I know, I just came up with that.
So you guys like Miiverse, right?

(16:43):
You should not take a drink of water
when I'm about to open.
I'm putting the drink away.
I'm putting the drink away.
Put the drink away.
I'm putting the drink away.
It's going back in my mouth.
Okay, so.
Tell me about Miiverse.
The last thing, you see, you see,
I knew you were gonna like this a bit.

(17:04):
So okay, Miiverse, the wonderful social media platform
available for the Nintendo 3DS line of systems
as well as the Wii U.
Hashtag add, they killed it off like 10 years ago.
I don't even fucking know when.
Oh yeah, Gears, you're the color of the Miiverse logo,
like precisely.
Editor Nano, put Miiverse logo,
like just floating right above Gears head
for the rest of the section.

(17:25):
Okay, just Editor Nano, replace Gears spot on the couch
with a Miiverse logo that just kind of like moves around
when he talks.
Also, actually don't do any of that
because that's gonna take like fucking 10 years to edit.
Anyways, Twitter, Elon sucks.
So Miiverse, let me get to where I'm going with this.
So Elon removed the ability to see what people have liked.

(17:47):
The list of the things you've liked
is now only visible to you.
And if you like something,
it just doesn't appear on other people's timelines.
You gotta re-post, retweet for that, which is stupid.
So what everybody started doing to signal
to everyone else on the platform
that they were liking something
because they're hidden now,
every single fucking person on there

(18:09):
for at least a couple of days,
it still not calms down by now,
like it's still happening a fuck ton.
And I love this, I think this is awesome.
Is everybody puts a photo in the replies to anything,
do they just spam it with the yeah button from Miiverse,
the like button on Miiverse, which is just the, yeah.
Yeah, so let me just, Gears,

(18:31):
did you use Miiverse at all?
Did you have a 3DS or a Wii U?
No, I didn't have a 3DS, but I did have a Wii U.
Okay, so I'm just gonna send this just in case.
But I use more of a 2DS and DS Lite.
Yeah, a 2DS is a 3DS, fuck wit.
No, a DS and DS Lite.
Oh, okay, okay.
I do have a 2DS though, it exists.

(18:51):
2DS, my beloved.
No.
2DS XL is pretty nice.
So there's the photo, see that's the like.
Broken.
Editor Nana put a photo up on screen.
This is the like button on Miiverse,
that dead social media platform
that Nintendo tried to use on the Wii U and 3DS.
It was honestly kind of fun.
There's now an alternative, we have pretend-o servers.
Wasn't the reason Musk fucking stopped people

(19:15):
seeing likes is because of the porn he was into.
So that I can't get an actual confirmation on,
and realistically, I don't think anybody can
get a realistic confirmation on,
because remember, people don't like him for good reason.
So they're gonna make shit up.
Whether or not this is true, I don't know,
but I wanna imagine it is.

(19:36):
I really do wanna imagine it is.
Way back machine?
I mean, way back machine maybe.
And GE's entirely behind it.
The thing is, I don't know if way back machine
would index the likes tab,
because it's kind of separate.
Sure, it does have its own URL,
so there's a chance, but it's still hard to say.
I think that there's like a solid 50-50,
because it does have, it is like

(19:57):
twitter.com slash profile name slash likes, so maybe.
Maybe we could go ahead and stop Elon's likes,
or the few most recent ones before then.
So where I'm going with this is this whole thing
was really fucking funny.
The sheer amount of custom yeah reaction images
that I saw as well, I was scouring for so long
trying to find all these custom ones.

(20:19):
There's some of them are so funny.
There's like so many different pop culture references,
so many different video game and TV show references.
I have an entire folder here of some on my desktop,
and I'll get to the reason why I have a bunch of these later.
Also just in this folder is the PNG of Mario,
of Paper Mario doing the thumbs up.
Just also in this folder of all these others.
He's not even a yeah react,

(20:39):
there's just a PNG of him in there.
Oh, I also have an edited version of Paper Mario
of Paper Mario doing the thumbs up,
but instead it's a middle finger.
Perfect.
Here's, no, you can't flip them up,
you're gonna get us demonetized.
But definitely talking about Enumkla Washington
and Bollock shit and fuck,
that's definitely not gonna get us demonetized.

(21:00):
Not at all.
She had a P-E-N-I-S.
Yes.
Yes, babies.
Yeah.
Okay, so I found a bunch of these.
There's like a Miku reaction images,
there's like a Kirby one, which is pretty cute.
I could probably put these on screen.
There's one of Moist Critical,
but it's instead of saying yeah, it says yeah baby,

(21:22):
and that one's good.
Perfect.
There's a VR chat one someone made
where it just looks like a VR chat button
with the VR chat font and little VR cat,
and it says yeah.
There's a Vaporeon one that just says VAP, V-A-P.
Oh no.
You know.
Go ad free with Twitter premium.
There's some that say.
No, X premium.

(21:43):
There's a pirate one that says I,
and then there's also a negative version
that says walk the plank.
That one's red and has a minus instead of a plus.
Perfect.
That's so funny.
I found a Minecraft one.
Yeah, I found the Minecraft one too.
There's yeah, there's nah,
which is you can imagine what that is.
There's uh, dot, dot, dot, which is a gray version.

(22:03):
I found some TF2 ones, which are funny.
I found a Jojo reference.
And what else?
What else is in here?
A bunch of pride versions.
I'll probably show a few of those.
There's a Sonic one.
There's a Sonic one.
Nyanko.
There's a lot of really cute ones here that I found.
Where is it?
Oh yeah, there's Vivian.
That's her name, right?

(22:24):
From Paper Mario.
I found a really awesome one of Vivian.
Yeah, that's Vivian.
Yeah, so that one's great.
And then a bunch of furry ones.
There's one of Waluigi and it's just wah!
Exclamation point, and that's good.
I love that one.
There was the Living Tombstone made a tweet about this
and he's like, my entire reply section

(22:44):
is just filled with her.
It's, it's, it's a H-U-R exclamation point
and the fucking photo is a Freddy Fazbear.
And it's so good.
I think I have it saved.
Face the Fazbear.
Hor, hor, hor, hor.
And what else?
Oh yeah, there's one of Kronk.

(23:05):
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Of course that one's green colored.
Some of these, some of these are awesome.
Hopefully I'll put all these on screen.
If I don't remember to, I'm sorry,
but like there's even a Splatoon one that says Booyah.
You know, the thing they say to end the game.
Is a gentleman's classic.
Hold on, I have to open this to see it.
I can't just look at the thumbnail of my PC.

(23:25):
It says, oh, why I certainly approve of your thinking.
I must show you my approval through this digital picture.
And it's just, he's wearing a monocle
and he has a cup of tea.
Yeah, that's about it.
Oh yeah, one more, one more.
This one's great.
Ah, fine addition to my collection.
And it's a photo of General Grievous.

(23:46):
That's a good one for those who know.
Yeah, about some episode two.
You know, you know.
Episode two, I think.
Or three, two or three.
I don't know.
I don't remember anymore.
I need to watch.
You think I know these things?
I've watched those movies so many times over,
but I still just don't remember.
For the uninitiated, Star Wars.

(24:06):
I don't know how the fuck there would be uninitiated,
but don't worry about it.
And then there was one more on top of that.
I think I saved this one somewhere.
I actually know I didn't save the tweet, but whatever.
It's like Miyamoto had a hidden button
that only he was allowed to use.
And it's just the same icon, but red.
He's got evil eyes, but he's still smiling

(24:28):
and it's a negative icon.
And it says, fuck, I hate it.
And I find that one awesome.
Gears, what are you doing?
You're spreading through a bunch of them right now?
Oh, what?
He was listening, Gears was listening.
So where was I going with this?
No, I wasn't.

(24:49):
Okay.
So anyways, with all these yeah reactions,
people are spamming photos under tweets.
It's funny.
Okay, and Gears is falling asleep.
So continuing on, can you get your face out of my asshole?
Audio listeners, go watch the-
Going in your asshole now.
This show is very explicit.

(25:11):
So where was I going with this?
The name is Gears.
Here's something that was working for a few hours
after the update still.
And this has the picture of the guy who's like,
it's illegal to say I'm gonna kill the president
of the United States of America.
You know that video?
Like this is super illegal to say, so don't ever say it.
And then says the words.
So that's the photo for this.
And the caption reads, heads up,

(25:32):
it's super illegal to say, if you add slash likes
to the end of someone's profile URL,
you can still see their likes.
They just removed the button for it
because that would embarrass Mellon Husk.
It's okay for me to say it here
because I'm explaining that it's illegal, but-
I love me some good Mellon Husk.
That's funny.
We're also not on X.
And also we're kind of on multiple different platforms

(25:54):
that don't even ever go towards Twitter.
Editor Nana, put a loud buzzer when Gears says X.
And also when I just said it right there too.
Thank you very much.
Twitter.
That's gay comedy.
Twitter is the correct one because you're tweeting.
I guess Mark Hamill, crazy that Mark Hamill
would come up on the podcast again,

(26:15):
but for a legitimate reason,
it's not just you mishearing the word camel as Mark Hamill.
Or no. Mark Hamill?
Wait, no, no, sorry, other way around.
Scratch that, reverse it.
The second camel has hit the tower?
The second camel has hit the tower.
I still love that thumbnail so much.
It's so fucked up, but I find it so funny.
Still.
We get to bring this bit back?

(26:37):
Yeah, it's been 23 years.
We can make jokes about it now.
Make a second camel, is it the Mark Hamill?
If you guys haven't seen it,
go at least look at the thumbnail for episode six.
If you guys haven't seen it,
go look at the videos of 9-11.
Yeah, definitely.
Be like Wichie who had to watch 9-11 videos,

(26:57):
I think his mother had him watch.
I don't even know.
This is bits and pieces of something I was told
at some point.
I don't know.
I might be completely misremembering it,
to be completely honest.
I'm asking Wichie this.
I'm asking Wichie this in the show.
We'll be able to ask him this on the show
when he's on, as well as a bunch of other people.
We can ask them if they've, what?
I don't know where I'm going with this.
I was about to say we can ask them

(27:18):
if they've seen videos of.
Have you seen the clips?
Have you seen the clips of 9-11?
Oh God, we're great people.
This show is not representative of how we typically are.
We're just unhinged now because we can't be.
No.
Help.
Have you seen the clips?

(27:38):
So Mark Hamill, right?
Mark Hamill, Star Wars.
Yes.
So I fucking despise Dexerto and their tweets
because they're always fucking shit
and they're always misinformation or clickbait
or just flat out wrong.
I mean, I swear out of all the,
out of all like the news Twitter accounts
to like constantly get community noted,
they fucking deserve it.
But this one didn't get noted

(28:00):
because this one's just real.
Mark Hamill is protesting X slash Twitter,
hiding likes by commenting like under posts.
He was just commenting the word like in quotation marks.
That's funny.
I think that's awesome.
Okay, what is this?
There's this quote here as well.
I guess this is something he said.
I haven't confirmed it, but I guess he said,
it's only been one day and I'm already exhausted.

(28:22):
End quote.
Fair, you know, fair enough.
So yeah, that's Mark Hamill making an appearance
on the show again.
A third Mark Hamill has hit the podcast.
I don't know why we just started counting from two,
which is interesting, but then we have to skip four
because you know, valve does one, two,
and then they don't do three.
We skip one, we do two and three, then we skip four.
That's just the way numbers work.

(28:43):
Obviously.
No worry about it.
GX.
We have an episode four.
That's true.
OperaGX tweeted,
we're working on a plugin that lets you quickly reply
with a yeah reaction.
To my knowledge, this isn't out yet,
but this button got my,
it got my idea, my thinking cap working.
And I'll talk about this in a moment

(29:03):
because I wanna talk about this
because I think it's pretty cool.
I'm pretty happy with it so far.
Oh no, is this more programming I have to do?
No, not that you have to do.
It's just programming that I'm gonna mention.
I just got exiled from a programming job.
I see.
Well, you know, you didn't particularly enjoy programming,
so to speak anyways, so.

(29:23):
That's, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, so they were gonna add a quick reply,
which would be pretty cool.
They, it doesn't seem that they did,
or at least I never saw another tweet about it,
but we'll get to that in a minute.
And then, oh yeah, I have the VR channel
linked here as well.
So that's all of that.
There was a few more things here and there that happened.
I'm not being able to find the embeds, though.

(29:44):
I linked them, I thought, but hard to say.
So that was really fun, though.
That was a fun portion on Twitter.
It's still not over, and I'm glad it's not.
I hope it sticks around for like ever and ever.
That'd be great,
because I think it's just fucking funny.
But now onto the main thing here is,
yeah, because that's not the main thing.
So programming, right?

(30:05):
I decided over the past couple of days,
I have some things that I need to do,
but I wanna get a bit creative.
I'm just gonna learn PowerShell,
like the, you know, PowerShell, the scripting language.
PowerShell.
PowerShell.
Why?
Why?
So, I mean, I'm a Windows user through and through.
I mean, I've dabbled in Linux,

(30:26):
and I've probably touched Mac OS
at like a point or two.
But Windows, I enjoy a lot of things
that Windows has to offer,
but I always fucking have to de-bloat Windows,
because fuck Microsoft, fuck Microsoft,
and did I mention fuck Microsoft?
Bill Gates, Microsoft, whoever the fuck,

(30:46):
fix your shit, we're trying to play.
Fix this shit, Bill Gates, Microsoft, whoever the fuck.
Yes.
So PowerShell is, for the uninitiated,
it's like, imagine Command Prompt,
but like, Command Prompt has like batch files,
where it's just a text file
that has commands to run in Command Prompt.

(31:06):
And Command Prompt kind of fucking sucks.
PowerShell, on the other hand, is like a lot more robust.
I mean, Command Prompt in general,
it's just a standard terminal.
Yeah.
In most other things.
So to provide a little bit more content,
like in terms of Command Prompt,
it's basically just a terminal,
so like Linux and Mac have a terminal system on them,

(31:32):
so that you can be able to run commands and stuff,
like ls, cd, rm, all that kind of stuff.
Command Prompt is essentially that.
PowerShell is kind of like, Microsoft said,
okay, we're just gonna take things a step further,
essentially.
So PowerShell is a really weird thing,
because they include PowerShell 5.1,
this is the blue one, the blue icon and the blue window.
They include that with Windows,

(31:53):
I think it's still even the one
that's included with Windows 11,
although I could be wrong.
Yes, that is correct.
But 5.1 is pretty old,
because the most recent version of PowerShell
is actually 7.4, but pretty far along.
And also the 7.4 version of PowerShell,
pretty much all the versions after,
I think, major release six and seven and onwards

(32:15):
are all actually cross-platform,
like you can use PowerShell and Linux,
which that shit's kind of pretty cool.
I'm not doing that, but.
So what did you do?
So, PowerShell is, I mean,
it's a really good way to interact with Windows itself,
because Command Prompt is just,
it's got a lot of useful commands,
but it also is just missing so much key functionality

(32:35):
for like modern day, actually, like power user stuff.
That's what we have PowerShell for.
And then, so I've written a bunch of scripts
to have it to where I can press a hotkey
on like my stream deck,
or like a button on the side of my mouse,
or some kind of key combination, or anything.
There's any sort of macro system

(32:57):
where you can have it run a program,
because it runs a program, that is the script,
that goes and automatically pastes a yeah image
into any text box you have selected,
paste the image in there.
So you just click on the text box on Twitter,
and you click a button, and it just pastes the image.
Getting an image to go to the clipboard, fucking hell.

(33:21):
I had to find some like third party tool,
some guy who made a tool in like 2000,
that's just one EXE.
One EXE, you call from the command line,
and you just say like, the name of the tool,
copy clipboard image, and then like it works.
It's so dumb, but that works.
That's about right.

(33:42):
We love random developers on the internet
making random tools for things, and it's great.
You know, I could learn Python, but meh.
I kind of like PowerShell.
I think it's been kind of fun and interesting to learn.
I don't think it's been absolute hell.
I like a lot of its syntax,
and I don't plan to ever switch from Windows, really.

(34:04):
I'm just always gonna, oh, the next version of Windows
is shit, I'm gonna de-bloat it so it's not shit,
and turn off all the telechromy bullshit,
and like pirate it, and then also, what was I saying?
So the script, it's specifically like,
you have to set a macro to run a batch file.
The batch file then calls upon the PowerShell file,
because you can't like run those directly,

(34:24):
because it's weird,
but it also does a couple extra things here and there,
but like it copies, it saves your current clipboard,
copies the image to the clipboard,
pastes it real quick, and then goes ahead
and restores your clipboard.
It does have an issue of like,
if you had another image on your,
if you had another, no, I made this so fucking convoluted,

(34:44):
this is like a very small script realistically.
I made this shit crazy convoluted just to see if I could,
and I did, and I pulled it off,
and I'm actually pretty proud of it.
I think it was a pretty fun like project to work on,
just out of the blue.
I know a lot more about, I know,
I didn't know anything about PowerShell before,
now I feel like I am very, very well versed

(35:06):
in the programming language in the past couple days,
and Microsoft's documentation for PowerShell
is actually amazing.
Now go learn Godot. Fuck no.
Microsoft wrote some damn good.
Go learn Godot.
I don't know.
I mean, if I wanted to develop any game related stuff,
then yeah, I'd probably go ahead and look at Godot.
So where was I going with this?
I'm gonna probably, I plan to,

(35:27):
within the next couple days, like day or two,
I wanted to do this a couple days ago.
I've not had time.
This kept getting more and more convoluted,
but now it's like done.
I'm gonna release these scripts on like GitHub
for people to go ahead and use.
That was fun to work on though.
I really liked it.
Will I actually use it myself?
Honestly, maybe, yeah, I don't know.
I think so.

(35:48):
I'll use it a little bit here and there,
but I'm also one for just not using my own creations.
I made the Mario Kart VRChat world
and then didn't like actually do,
like didn't play it really.
Other than the one time,
but wasn't the one time right before
we recorded the first ever episode
or second episode or something.
So I think we joined off with Volt.
Yeah, we like joined Volt.
And it's appropriate to talk about

(36:09):
because it's episode 10, which is episode one.
Obviously, like I think,
yeah, to start off the show,
we like went to go say hi to some other friends
who were playing the game world that I just released.
Yeah.
Gears, are you awake?
You been quiet?
You good?
Gears?
No?
What are you doing?
Gears is falling asleep.
Audio listeners, love you to death.

(36:30):
Gears is falling asleep on the podcast.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hi, John.
Hi.
Audio listeners, Gears is inside of me.
That was awkward silence.
I expected you to both laugh or at least you to say,

(36:53):
that's getting clipped or something.
Let me say one thing.
Gears is gonna fall asleep on the show.
It's the final brain cell.
Pretty do.
Mow, mow.
Mow, mow.
Mow.
Mow, mow.
Pretty do.
Like, audio listeners,
he's like holding up his hands like he's the fucking,

(37:14):
like he's someone out of a football game.
American football.
American football.
I'm blocking John out of the frame so it's only you.
When they throw up both of their hands straight up.
Yeah, I think that's touchdown.
Yeah.
He's doing a touch.
I'm not, I'm blocking the frame so it's only you.
Yeah, he's trying to block the frame so you can't see.
Oh, I see.

(37:35):
So you can only see me on the couch
and that's why he's saying final three,
final one brain cell.
But you see, this looks like he's saying,
touchdown.
It's the final brain cell.
Stop, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop explaining, stop explaining.
You look like, you look like a moron.
I have to explain it for the people who don't have eyes.
We gotta be, this has to be an accessible broadcast.
That's not our problem.

(37:55):
Next episode we can kill them though.
Are you drunk?
No, I'm just fucking sleeping.
All I know is you said you had a drink earlier.
I'm like, ooh.
It wasn't enough to fucking get me smashed.
So John, do you wanna talk about the thing?
Ooh, boy.
The little bits and pieces that you're okay
with talking about. Hello, Gears.

(38:16):
I see.
I see we're now together in the unemployment club.
Yeah, so there's the bombshell.
I'm unemployed.
Yeah, there's the bombshell, I guess.
So I don't know if I'll talk about this on Twitter
or YouTube or anything else like that.
John's gonna be on the streets.
No, this is a joke.

(38:38):
Ah!
But I'm not gonna be able to talk about it
too much for reasons.
But.
Maybe at a later date.
I can at least say due to my boss being an asshat.
Asshat.
I am now, I was terminated the other day.
Literally yesterday, this is breaking news

(38:59):
as of this recording.
Breaking news that you're seeing three or four weeks late,
but it's fine.
But so now what I'm having to do is,
I mean, before this, I had been doing a ton of job hunting
and stuff before this,
because I mean, before I had been released,
my boss was being an asset to me already.
And I'll go into more detail about that at a later time.

(39:23):
Sometimes you can just tell when someone
doesn't want you around at the job,
and that's when you go job hunting.
This has been Life Advice with Nano.
It happens a lot more than you think.
Due to an asshat.
So I've been job hunting,
so I'm trying to, currently I'm trying to figure something out,
but as of right now, like I'm here soon,
I'm going to be staying or kind of living with my parents

(39:44):
for a while, as well as like selling my house.
So I'm going back to live with my parents
for a little while and doing some stuff.
But during that time, as I'm job hunting,
I'm also going to just go ham on projects.
The project master himself, not to be confused
with the other member of the podcast, Gears Master.
He's the master of Gears.
He's the master of projects.
Hmm?

(40:04):
Hi, I do a lot of things.
Uh.
Audio listeners, still sleeping.
Falling asleep.
Why does the sus boy have giant penis?
Who's the sus boy?
It's a doorknob.
Hehehehehehe.
Nooo.
Hehehehe.
What?
Sus boy.

(40:25):
Hehehehe.
And then the extension part is just his penis.
Hehehehe.
Perfect.
What?
The angel handle itself.
There's the-
What is it?
What are you talking about?
There's no context for this.
Perfect.
What?
Red people.
Red people?
Watch it.
Watch it.

(40:45):
Watch it.
What?
Watch it.
All I'm gonna say is watch it.
They're one of the three of RGB.
R.
Hehehe.
Get out!
R!
Okay, this joke sucks.
Minus two.
But yeah.
Uh.
Continue.
There's a thing I've been working on.
I think I mentioned it last episode,
but I'm working on

(41:05):
Shannan's cartoon.
So that's gonna be happening a lot more.
And then I've also been learning Godot quite a bit as well,
or at least figuring it out.
I've been over this past week.
I've gotten a pretty good grasp of it.
Cause I'm like, in terms of how it works,
is very, very different from how Unity works.
But after just kind of like just not looking at Unity

(41:27):
for so long,
and then just going into it and watching tutorials
and doing a few different small things here and there.
It's like, oh, now I get it.
So.
For the somehow uninitiated.
So now we're there.
Unity and Godot are game development engines anyways.
And Unity is dog shit.
Fuck Unity.
Because they decided that they're gonna be

(41:47):
as trustworthy. Fuck you.
As we are currently sitting in a game made on Unity.
With our avatars that were made in Unity.
But we hate Unity.
We fucking hate it.
With Gears having his banner on VR chat right here
be a photo of the bloom intensity slider in Unity.
You guys won't be able to see that.
Hi.
Yeah.

(42:08):
Hi.
I just realized that one of my favorite porn artists.
Oh, great.
Are releasing their famous fucking hoodie
as a sellable wear that they are selling.
And I am excited because I've shot it.

(42:30):
It's the name T hoodie.
Sure.
Oh.
Never heard.
Pretty cool.
I like the art.
But.
I hear something awesome that I get to do now.
Probably after TwitchCon San Diego.
I know who this is.
After TwitchCon San Diego.
I'll just have like.
Thank you.
I won't really have anything I need to necessarily
save up for particularly other than maybe like a car.

(42:51):
Even though I don't have my license yet.
Oh.
However.
Yeah.
That's.
With TwitchCon.
You finished it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you continue on.
I was also saying this to kind of poke at you
and be like.
Transition.
Yeah.
Transition that.
Uh-huh.
I forgot about that part.
Yeah.

(43:11):
It's after that.
I definitely want to get some art commissioned
because I now have the money to.
However, I should be saving up everything I can right now
for that trip.
Just so I have a big bummer.
I should be.
I also want to do.
What's the name of the one website
where you just pay somebody
and you give them like the ref sheet
and they just make what ever.

(43:32):
And you just have to take it.
Like you don't, you're not allowed to give any input.
They just make like any pose, any, any, anything.
I had this website bookmarked at one point.
I was talking to a friend about it.
Oh, that sounds cool.
You need to send this to me.
Yeah.
Holy crap.
And the prices are pretty good.
The thing is though, just the only downside
is you don't really exactly get to pick what you get.

(43:55):
You just kind of get what you get and that's it.
But you know, there's some beauty in that.
Yeah, that sounds really fun.
Yeah, it's really cool.
I'm looking for the email right now
because I like think I made an account
and they've just been emailing me on occasion here and there.
So I continue with your part of the thing
while I go ahead and look for that.
So because. Yeah.
I do want to share this.
Since you mentioned TwitchCon and money and stuff.

(44:17):
So I made a Twitter post today about it,
but because of just the unemployment issue for me right now,
I did also have to.
This will be released after TwitchCon EU happens,
but I did have to cancel my plans
to go to TwitchCon Rotterdam, at least for this year.
So I know the last few episodes we've mentioned

(44:37):
that I was going to TwitchCon Rotterdam,
that's not happening anymore.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Instead for a little while,
I'm actually just going to go to Texas
instead of my parents and see my uncle.
Oh, when is this?
That's actually what I'm going to do.
It's like. Just during that weekend or?
This is new.
It's the weekend and then it's pretty, yeah.

(44:59):
It's pretty much that weekend
and then the week of 4th of July.
So it's. Like the whole weekend.
It's pretty much that whole week.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, so I actually fly down to,
I fly in next week on Saturday

(45:20):
and then I'm pretty much there
throughout the rest of the week
and I think I come back either Thursday or Friday.
I don't remember.
I'd have to look.
But yeah, it's pretty much a week.
Yeah, I hope you're still able to get here
and be able to hang out for a lot of,
or at least some substantial part of PJKT project community.
You know, the VR conventions coming up

(45:40):
because both the Nakama booth,
which has actually not really been publicly talked about at all,
but it's fine.
This episode is going to come out
probably after PJKT has even happened,
as well as my as well as my own booth,
my own booth.
I worked on both of these
and I'm really happy with both of them.
I'm especially happy with mine.
And there may or may not be an advertisement

(46:03):
for the show that you are currently listening to right now at this booth.
I showed it to Gears.
I didn't show it to you yet, but I'm super happy with it.
It's good.
I cannot wait to bring you both to the...
I can't wait till the three of us get to stand in front of it
and take a photo at some point.
That'd be like way later into the week
because you'd have to come home first.
Does it start Friday?

(46:24):
Ah, yeah, it starts this coming Friday.
Yeah, I believe so.
Okay, I'll be there.
The 28th, I think.
Is it the 28th?
Is it?
Oh, I have the answer for this.
We'll figure that out later.
I have it on my calendar.
I have my calendar taped to my wrist.
Everybody, don't forget to tape
an entire fucking paper calendar to your wrist.

(46:45):
Definitely not a smartwatch.
Yeah, it's Friday.
I just checked.
Perfect.
So I guess you will be there for that.
Nice.
But yeah, so essentially,
I'm instead going to Texas to visit a family
and because I'm going down there
because my uncle lives down there.
And so I'll be visiting him.
My parents are going to come a little bit later.
So I'm flying in first and hanging out with my uncle.
And then my parents are driving down

(47:08):
as well as some other family that lives elsewhere
are also flying down a little bit later on to also visit.
So pretty much just a large group of us
are coming together and just hanging out
and doing stuff.
Kind of the small group of our family,
at least on my mom's side of the family
that like to hang out with each other
because the rest of the family

(47:29):
are either assholes or drug addicts.
So.
I totally feel that on so many levels.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I found the name of the website, by the way.
It's really simple name, skeb, S-K-E-B.
Just called skeb.
Phenomenal.
Yeah.
Fantastic.

(47:49):
And specifically skeb.jp
because it's Japanese website.
You usually have to toss it into Google Translate.
Yeah, it's pretty cool website.
I want to get some art from there
because that would be cheaper.
And also I wouldn't have to really give guidance
because like I do want to do some,
probably a couple pieces of art here and there
where I'm giving more guidance.
However, those I can probably commission
like people on Twitter are just like,
I find a cool art style.

(48:10):
I like it, I do it.
This is a case of, I just have to find an art style
I like throw the money and the ref sheet there.
And they're just going to make something
probably better than anything I could come up
with anything I could think of.
Like any sort of pose I could think of
or anything like that.
It's cool.
I love it.
Or I think I'll love it.
I haven't actually tried it yet.
Speaking of permissions and stuff,

(48:31):
I'll go and touch on this.
By the time the list comes out,
this will probably be like within the next few days
of recording this and stuff.
But as if you want to commission someone,
hi, my commissions will be open.
He need money to go to the ding.
I'm still open.
And then Gears someday will have his fiver open
for his voice acting,
even though he still doesn't have it open yet.

(48:54):
And it's, well, no, it's episode one.
Yeah, we're going to have it open by episode two.
I'm assuming you might have a link to it
or something on the website or whatever,
but I'm going to be reopening up my Ko-fi page
for commissions and getting a bunch of the stuff going.
So.
Commission this man?
What do you do commissions for?

(49:16):
Illustrations, so then like any form of art.
I also do Twitch emotes and then,
I don't think I'm going to do animation commissions.
I think.
Yeah, that would take a lot of time.
Is if I do, it's going to be like very, very short stuff,
like five seconds or less.
Five frames.
This is it, yeah.
Like the Jumpman emotes.

(49:36):
Yeah, so.
That's just like five frames.
I would all.
Yeah, yeah.
I also do Twitch emotes and other different things.
So yeah, so all, I'm like all that stuff
is going to be on my page.
I just need to get it reset up essentially.
Buy from this man.
Also buy silly 3D printed things from me.
I came up with another idea for another

(49:57):
3D printed product I might want to make
that would also sell pretty well.
But yeah.
We've just been talking about projects and shit.
So what's been going on with your week?
What have you done this week?
Cause I haven't had a chance to talk to you
like at all this week.
He's computing.
Ah!
You sound like Freddy Fazbear.
I will also clarify, I did have to clarify this with them.

(50:18):
I'm not going to the EU TwitchCon.
I will still be going to the American one in San Diego.
So I will still be able to go to the US.
What the fuck is a kilometer?
Yeah, we're going to San Diego.
At the time of recording,
my birthday was just a few days ago.
Happy birthday.
I literally didn't have a chance to fucking tell you at all.
I don't think because I'm fucking stupid.
I am now 23 and everyone will hate me now.

(50:41):
Old!
Perfect.
Stupid.
Old.
23 turning to dust already.
What a shame, what a shame.
I do have some things going for me right now.
Okay, okay.
At the time of recording,
I'm still trying to get into a schooling
for a union electrician job.
Union electrician job, okay.

(51:02):
By the very end of the schooling of the apprenticeship
of five fucking years,
I will be making $36 an hour.
Now that would be fucking amazing.
However, that's a lot, that's a big chunk of life.
The best part about this entire thing is
I get paid throughout the entirety of my schooling.

(51:23):
Hell yeah.
I was going to ask that.
So it starts at 1975.
It goes to 2105 after a year or 2093 after a year.
Then it goes to 2105 and then 23.
He's boxing himself.
And then the last year is like $30 an hour.
And then we're just like this.
That's like a $7 jump between the fourth and fifth year.
What the fuck?

(51:43):
Yeah.
I just don't remember exactly.
No, actually, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have Discord. That's awesome though.
How I found out about this was because of one of my friends
from the world. We love having friends
who know awesome shit.
Is actually a part of it.
So it's 1975 to 2305 to 2645 to 3050 to 3460.

(52:05):
That's all the five years.
So every year I get a jump in pay.
3460. Oh, you didn't even mention the 60 cents on top.
3460.
I did.
Before you just said $34 an hour.
Then after I get into the actual workforce,
it's Journeyman, Wireman, which is 4215 if I get ranked up.
I got Foreman, which is 4720.

(52:27):
And then General Foreman, which is 4975.
Listeners, not audio listeners, just listeners, period.
Listeners, love you to death or blow up one or the other.
Only one or the other.
Gears is about to become a YouTuber known as Electro Boom,
who I'm shocked has not killed himself
due to the fucking shit he does.

(52:47):
Ooh.
Electro Boom.
How is he not dead?
Because he doesn't work with high-
His whole body was made by General Electric.
With high-end bridge electricity.
I like both of those answers.
I like Gears' real answer
and I like General Electric answer.
Because he works for General Electric.
Yeah.
Now both answers are General Electric, which is perfect.

(53:09):
Your ball's hardened.
What?
And with that, I think that's the end of the episode.
My fiance also got me an anvil for my birthday.
Oh yeah, he has an anvil.
Yeah.
He has an anvil now.
And I can't wait,
because I used to teach kids how to blacksmith
and shit like that.
I miss blacksmithing so fucking much.

(53:31):
Let me guess.
Let me guess what your favorite profession is
in a township tale.
Oh.
Blacksmithing!
Wow, who would have thought?
But no, so I used to teach kids how to blacksmith
back whenever I was like 19,
and it was actually a pretty cool place.
They had a 130 pound anvil.
It was a Fisher Eagle anvil from 1893, or 1896.

(53:54):
And it's an ancient boy.
1896, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, 1896 is when this anvil was made,
and I had it, and they gave it to me for free.
Holy shit.
Oh my Lord.
Because they didn't want it anymore.
It's almost a fucking 1.5K anvil.

(54:15):
Fuck yeah.
Guys will look at another guy getting a gift
in an anvil and be like, hell yeah.
Couldn't be me though, couldn't be me.
So I got a gift in this anvil from the place
that I was going to, you know,
I was teaching blacksmithing,
because they didn't need a blacksmith anymore
because, you know, it's not what they were usually doing.

(54:36):
So it's all too dangerous also for like,
you know, four year olds and five year olds.
So. Yeah.
The children yearn for the mines,
no, the children yearn for the molten metal.
It was basically a four from ages four to like adulthood
is what they taught.
I thought you were going to say like four to nine.
And I'm like, that's fucking young as shit.

(54:57):
I don't know why that's just what I thought
you were going to say.
Four to adult?
Okay, that makes more sense.
It's a primitive survival skills school.
And I used to teach there for a little bit.
And they gave me the anvil.
And then about two years later,
because I was still living in apartments
and you can't really do much smithing in an apartment,
especially whenever you actually get pulled

(55:18):
to rules and regulations.
Yeah.
About explosives and fire codes.
So I couldn't exactly have a forge,
but I did have the anvil and I kept it in my garage,
which was supposed to be the safest place for it.
You can't have a forge.
What a fucked up world.
What a stupid country.
You can't have a forge.
Wow.
It's a big flaming pit.

(55:39):
What the fuck do you think?
It's a giant flaming pit.
I can see why they don't want it.
But you're allowed to have a giant flaming pit.
But this anvil was really nice.
It had a good rebound on it.
And it was so fucking nice to work with.
It got stolen.
No!
Who the fuck steals an anvil?

(56:00):
I don't know.
So the place I lived in,
there's adventure neighborhoods around there
that honestly the kids were fucking dick shits
all the fucking time.
And they basically come in breaking your car
and just steal shit and then go back home.
And there's a bunch of teenagers.
And I lived in an area like that.
It was mostly teenagers that were doing it.
And I'm already just like, fucking Christ.

(56:22):
Then who the...
And my apartment complex at the time,
I liked them, but they were shitty
because I came in and was like,
I came in before the anvil got stolen and went,
hey, I'm having a problem with my garage door opener.
It keeps randomly opening my garage
or my garage just keeps randomly opening.
I'm not pressing the button at all.

(56:42):
Must've been the wind.
Continue.
And then they just go, do you want a new one?
And I'm like, that doesn't solve the problem
that I'm having.
And I'm just, they're just like,
well, we can't do anything about it.
And I'm just like, okay.
So I left it alone for a bit.
And I was just like, I'm gonna be like taking my shit
because they didn't have anywhere to store it.
Didn't have much places to storage

(57:04):
because it broke my fucking car's trunk area.
And it basically squats down my vehicle.
That's why I was wondering how the fuck
this thing was stolen.
That's why, that's what I was gonna say.
How the fuck do you steal an anvil?
It was a bitch to fucking walk it in anywhere
because I didn't have a dolly or a cart
or anything like that.
I actually had to pick this bitch up

(57:24):
and fucking carry it to places.
It was heavy.
It was 130 pounds, of course.
Like, I just, I cannot even comprehend it.
I just can't even be, I'm so stuck on this.
I can't even begin to comprehend this.
It got stolen back in 2020.
And then COVID hits.
Losing anvil and COVID hits.

(57:45):
What a fucked up life.
I have been having the hardest time
because I dream about blacksmithing a lot, a lot.
It is one of my biggest things I've always wanted
and have done before and just enjoyed.
And I can't fucking do it

(58:07):
because I, A, don't have a house
or any land that I can do it on
and actually make a living out of it.
Two, I don't have an anvil anymore.
Literally, I like, literally, I had an anvil.
So here's the thing.
So, okay, let me set up the events.
So I had it in my old Cobalt for like the longest time.

(58:29):
It was in my car for the longest time.
And my car got broken into.
They didn't steal it.
They stole my railroad spikes
and my fucking tongs.
Do you know how fucking hard it is
to find a really cheap pair of tongs
that actually work well?
At least a two difficulty.
At least difficulty of two.
Two, what?
I don't know, two.
You say four difficulty.

(58:50):
Four of undisclosed amount.
Four of undisclosed amount maximum rating.
You can find a pretty good pair of tongs for about 20 bucks.
I found these for $2.
Okay, okay, $2.
And because of blacksmithing,
you can pretty much fashion to however you want it to be.
And I, and I, oh my God.
I don't understand, wait, why,
why get a $2 pair of tongs

(59:11):
when you could get two chocolate bars instead?
Cause then I can make a knife to stab you.
But you could also have two chocolate bars.
He's putting his hand in my face again, audio listeners.
I'm putting my hand in your mouth.
In your mouth.
Not what I expected.

(59:31):
They also stole my laptop that I had in there as well.
So most of my school supplies were also stolen.
And that was fucked.
I hated that.
That was the first ever time I've ever had, no.
That was the first ever time in my adult life
where I've had anything stolen from me like that.
Where someone broke into something like that
and just stole it.

(59:52):
Next, they're gonna come in your house
and they're gonna steal your,
was it kidney or liver that I mentioned earlier
with, with, with your flat?
Kidney.
Kidney.
They actually broke into my mom's car as well,
which is now my current car.
Hand me down Mom, what's up?
Is the window still broken?
So my Anvil was sitting in my garage

(01:00:12):
and I went out for a vacation just one week.
And I made sure that I took the battery
out of the garage opener and everything
and the garage was closed.
And when I come back, I see the garage is open
and it's been, and I ask one of the guys that are nearby
and I'm like, how long has this garage been open?
And he's like, it's been open for like two weeks now.

(01:00:34):
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Was anything else stolen from the garage
other than the Anvil that day?
Or that week?
Yes.
Okay.
A $2,000 trike, actually it was almost $3,000,
$3,000 trike.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's fucking stupid.
Yeah, I called the police.
They said they couldn't do anything

(01:00:54):
cause there's no VIN number for it.
I'm like, this is from 1896.
There's barely even gonna be a product number.
Yeah, you know, you should have slipped,
you should have slipped an air tag in there inside.
Fuck Apple products.
But Google is actually, little thing Google
is actually coming out with like an air tag,
like, but for Android, you know, instead of,

(01:01:15):
there's Apple only having eye tags for like iPhone.
I know Samsung has one.
Yeah, I think Google's making a general one
or it was Samsung, I don't know.
But it'd be nice because like-
For this Anvil to finally get here
so I can just go to my mom's place,
grab the charcoal grill she has, it's really tiny
and just fucking clean it out, repurpose it
for a charcoal grill or for charcoal

(01:01:37):
and make it into a forge with a hairdryer
and just start smithing again.
With a hairdryer specifically,
you cannot do blacksmithing without a hairdryer.
It serves like two or three purposes.
It's like the fucking cheapest way
to make the cheapest kind of forges
is just grab a bunch of coal,
grab a really small like grill or something like that

(01:01:57):
and just lay the coal in there and light it on fire
and put the hairdryer into like an inlet
that blows up into it.
You see, or you could just like barbecue.
No, no, no barbecue, only hot steel.
Only hot molten steel, not hot molten steak.
No, no, no, no molten steel, just hot steel.

(01:02:20):
I can't even have a fucking molten, what's the point?
What if I wanna drink, what if I'm thirsty?
Stop drinking steel first of all, you woe bot.
John, will you drink steel?
I'm wondering steel.
Also says the robot, say stop drinking steel robot.
Says you, look at you, stupid.
I'm gonna hurt you innards.
What?
You're gonna hurt my innards, yeah?

(01:02:43):
I'm gonna hurt you too.
I'm gonna force feed them to you in your sleep
and I'm gonna steal your anvil.
Sorta gotta steal your pancreas first.
My pancreas, I don't even know where the fuck a pancreas is.
And that's all the time we have.
Before we finish, I wanna just mention something else
about the anvil, but honestly, I don't even fucking know.

(01:03:04):
That's just, who the fuck breaks into a garage?
I really miss my anvil.
And sees an anvil amongst other things
and they take some of the other things
and the fucking anvil, how did they get it out?
I don't know.
Have you ever bawled your eyes out in front of an officer?
Cause I have, I know it's because of the anvil.

(01:03:25):
And that's why you played so much Township Tale
because you got addicted to it
cause you couldn't do real blacksmithing.
Yeah.
If it makes you feel any better,
my favorite was blacksmithing too in that game.
Also because no one would fucking teach me carpentry.
Yeah, but you're just gay.
What?
Shit, right, I forgot it's still Pride Month
and for some reason, this is the one month
you're allowed to be straight.
Or I guess that's how the joke goes.

(01:03:46):
Yeah, we got one more episode to record
before the gay month ends.
And I guess are we-
We can only take pussy.
I guess we're not recording.
I don't know, I guess we're not recording next week
cause you're gonna be like-
Yeah, you're gonna be gone like that exact day.
So we're gonna have another like two week gap
between episodes from now until then.
I mean, you guys aren't gonna have a two week gap.

(01:04:06):
We're gonna have a two week gap in a recording schedule.
Meaning the episode that you guys see next week
is probably gonna have a lot of stuff to talk about
cause John's gonna be able to talk about his trip.
All of us are gonna be able to talk about
the VR convention project community,
which has passed by the time next episode comes out.
And the VR convention, I'm gonna take you to it.

(01:04:28):
I showed you the booth.
VJKT.
Oh.
Yeah.
Once again, I've been on their media team,
but I've not been able to help them with like any projects
because I've just not had time.
But I will hopefully like next year.
It's just, there's been a really unfortunate time.
I wanted to help them with shit, but I couldn't.
I couldn't help cause no time.
Then the days go by.

(01:04:49):
Yeah, this was great.
This was episode 10.
Once again, starting soon, we will be doing guest episodes
in the other room that you guys haven't seen yet,
but it's a pretty identical set.
It's a little bit different.
I think you guys will enjoy it.
And then on top of that, we have, what else?
It was guest episodes.
Was there something else?
I don't know.
I feel like there was something else I was gonna say.
I don't think so.

(01:05:10):
I think it was the cuck chair.
No.
Good night everybody.
Maybe, maybe I'll add the cuck chair in the corner,
but this isn't a hotel.
Do I have to just put a sign right above the chair
that says this is a hotel when you are standing
in this specific corner of the room
when you are sitting in this chair?
Can we just get a, like, can we get like a room

(01:05:32):
that's just a hotel room?
Like, can we have like a separate area
that we do podcasts in that looks like a hotel room?
Why?
And there's just a cuck chair?
You see, I could do that.
Then I'd be wasting my time, which I already do,
but I'd be wasting it more.
I think it'd be funny.
All right, well, you know what else is funny?

(01:05:52):
You losing your fucking hand.
I'm sorry.
And you know what else is funny?
John losing his job.
And you know what else is funny?
Me.
Oh my God.
Wait, no, that's funny because it's not true.
Anyways, thank you all for being here for episode 10.
If you've been here for all 10 episodes so far,
thank you for being here.
If you're just joining us, thank you for being here.

(01:06:13):
If you aren't watching this show at all,
then hello telepathic people across the fucking universe
or some shit, I don't know.
Wee woo.
Wee woo.
If you would like to go and check out our socials,
like also, for example, the commission stuff John mentioned,
which should be up by the time this episode comes out.
Or if you wanna see Gears voice acting stuff,

(01:06:35):
which I keep wanting to say will be out by the time
this episode comes out,
or you can go see my socials or his or all the things.
More information about the podcast, all the episodes,
all the places you can watch the podcast,
all available at F3BPodcast.com.
The letter F, the number 3, the letter B, podcast dot com.

(01:06:56):
Audio listeners, Gears is pointing a fucking revolver
at my head and is trying to dry fire a fucking-
End the episode, end the episode.
Revolver into my head.
Anyways, go to the website, go check it out.
Thank you all for being here
and we're getting the fuck out of here
because it's 11 p.m.
Don't fucking shoot me, dipshit.
What if I just hold this hostage?
What if I don't say, what if I don't say the outro word?

(01:07:19):
Fuck, I said it.
["The Outro Song"]
All right, we're gone.
Outro.
Well, and we're gone.
Shit, I, fuck, I didn't mean to do that at all.
That was genuinely a misinput.
I didn't mention the funny VR headset story.
I'll mention it next week.
Sorry, next next week.
I'll mention it when I get it,
which will surely be two weeks from now.
Surely, definitely 100%.

(01:07:41):
Maybe.