Ep12: PREPARE THE GOONING BATTLE STATION

We talk about Gooning (and Goon Cave Battle Stations), Nano gets a scam caller impersonating their own actual job, and more!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Hello everyone, editor Nano here. I just wanted to give some context before this episode starts.

(00:06):
Due to a hiatus that we had to go under for this show, we have had episodes 12, 13, 14, and 15
all recorded about a couple of months ago, and we're just now finally getting around to uploading
them. Just letting you know this in case there's any timing specific things we mention in these
episodes, just know that they were recorded a couple of months ago. But we'll be getting back to

(00:29):
brand new episodes starting at episode 16. Hello there everybody and welcome to the final three
braincells where we have NanoBunTV, John Cody, and our special guest inside the fucking walls!
I don't have legs right now. Come out, Faye! You've won! What are you in? No. You won a cyber
truck. Oh shit, that's a lot. That's not a prize. That's not a fucking prize. That's a major loss.

(00:54):
I'm just hallucination. Could you come out of the wall? Could you come out of the wall? Must've been
the wind. Can you come out of the wall? This is Faye. This is Faye. This is this is small little Faye.
This is Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. This is not a guest episode. I need to clarify this.
Gears said this is a guest episode. This is not. We just now have a voice in the background. I didn't

(01:15):
say it's a guest episode. I said starring. Well you said special guest. And you you can you can
the special guest is also another thing. Featuring. Featuring would be better. Featuring the voice in
the background. I'm a special dumpster fire. This is this is Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
So Faye is also just here to add commentary to whatever the fuck we say because we are shit at it.

(01:36):
No we're okay. We're fine. I'm a special dumpster fire. Okay we're terrible at it. So you know. Thank
you for being my special dumpster fire. You know how some podcasts they have um some podcasts they
have like a producer in the background who's looking things up and also just occasionally
chimes in but only when asked. Faye is like that. That's not Faye. I'm still the producer but you know.

(01:59):
Nope. Shut up. Okay shit. It's Faye now. All of my memories of how the hell to run a podcast have
vanished instantly. Transferred. To with me kissing you. Yeah. Yeah um there was something I was gonna say.
Perfect. Damn it. It's just like the lore of you becoming a robot. Like that's literally it.
Damn. That's true. So Faye is uh Faye is pretty chill. Um they're not gone so you don't know they

(02:23):
exist anymore. So uh Faye doesn't get to exist. All of our viewers have like that issue where like they don't see it so it don't exist.
Audio listeners. Love you to death. You're never seeing shit anyways so you don't know what the fuck is going on.
Audio listeners. Go to hell. Whoa.
Audio listeners.

(02:47):
Perfect. Never seeing shit ever again. It just covers the camera. I mean fair enough.
Alright sure. Just flames start popping up out of nowhere as soon as they start laughing.
No no no. You covering the camera means that you hate the video watchers. Then who do we love?
No one. We don't love anything.
Thank you Faye.

(03:15):
Oh my god. Perfect. Perfect. Absolutely incredible.
Um so welcome back to episode 12. Hope you're all doing well. We're coming off of the uh.
We're gonna start this episode by saying I'm broke as hell. Yeah. And I'm broke as hell. Yeah.
And I'm about to spend a lot of money. I'm gonna take this opportunity. I'm gonna shut it. Shut it.

(03:35):
This is my time to shine right now because I'm gonna take this moment to advertise.
I have a Ko-fi page. Please go on there and buy a commission from me or subscribe to me for some of
the exclusive content that I have on there. And I'm gonna take my moment to shine because I have
something else. I finally set up my fiver. It is episode. You can finally hire gears.

(03:56):
You can finally hire me. 12 episodes later. No honestly I need to re-record that. 12 episodes later.
No I finally set up my fucking fiver. It is actually good that I set it up just recently
because guess what I also got. I got a new fucking mic that actually records my voice way better than
the old one I had. And not this one because this one's my index because fuck that shit.

(04:19):
Yeah so we were talking about it what it was it was like episode three when we said there was going
to be a thing but episode three came out to uh or no episode three was recorded when episode one came
out so really it's kind of been 12 episodes but it's also kind of only been like maybe eight or
nine depending on the way you look at it regardless at least at least nine fucking weeks at least two

(04:44):
months bare minimum so which is a bit of time there's that what the fuck what what
what

(05:09):
I saw gears I legit saw you on the screen like just disappear into the back and then just all
some fey appear there like I mean I saw it of course because the screen is in front of me but
I just didn't think at all about it I was too busy talking so back to me get my movie pages up

(05:32):
please buy art or whatever I have on there to actually tell you actually what I have on there
uh on my page I have commissions so then these things these commissions are either for artworks
and there's like bust shots that you can get uh just a full character shot or a full illustration
you can get any of those different items or you can also get stuff for your vr chat avatar so

(05:54):
different things including uh working on an avatar from completely from scratch from the ground up
so those are some of the things that I offer for commissions uh there's also the supporter thing
for like five dollars a month to where you can be able to see um early stuff of what I'm working on
or different little things that I'm uh currently doing five dollars including I'm sorry I had to

(06:19):
say including only five dollars a month including some of my uh early animation work for the uh
upcoming uh shenanigans uh episode so that is uh that's going really well shenanigans the
animation show not to be confused with shenanigans the game which you should buy still yeah on steam

(06:40):
please subscribe to john's code kofi animation is looking really good I mean yeah there's the
little clip we have there five dollar tier for five dollars a month that you can use to even get
exclusive access to early access things guys this is a colony pop yeah somebody shoot somewhere else
in the head please okay I got it I got you I got you uh the shenanigans uh animation work so far

(07:04):
has been like super super good I'm really proud of like what's been uh done so far did you show
oh thank you for shooting him in the head what okay anyways what
yours is a green burger gay man oh booger I thought you said burger I'm like green burger

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gay man I'm like what the fuck are you talking about I'm a I'm a I'm a green burger gay man
green burgers that the fucking nasty patty oh yeah you know it ever sounds like you're like
you're like sexually interested in the fucking nasty bird nasty patty from oh I think that's

(07:48):
what it's called nasty patty god I want to get in those are you feeling it now mr. craps between
them patties I want to slide my meat into your reminds me of the Arby's um of the Arby's like
AI voice fucking videos where it's like um you can fuck this burger it's it was just you can fuck

(08:12):
this burger our new extra-genetic burger we have the meat of you the tit tits the size of basketballs
I think that's one of the lines when you mentioned the five dollars thing I just remembered the like
um the five dollars a month like girl on a on twitch that oh yeah which reminds me which just got

(08:36):
increased to six dollars a month they got increased to six dollars yeah which is really interesting
I don't know what you're saying on twitch don't subscribe to me on twitch grab my own code because
you only have to deal with fucking PayPal fees that's it I'm also gonna tell you this if you go
to Kofi guess what they get way more of the money instead of twitch going I I'm hungry I don't get

(08:57):
wrong by Jeff Bezos I don't wait Jeff Bezos on twitch oh yeah it's owned by Amazon no Bezos also isn't owned by Amazon
Bezos isn't the CEO of uh um of Amazon anymore he hasn't been for a couple years now I think what is
he I mean he's the founder he's not the CEO though he's like retired I think but he's still you know
getting money because obviously he made the company he just doesn't actually operate like any of it

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though I don't know I actually haven't looked into it much that we can't say
bleep it out that's getting bleep that out um you can't say that bleep it you can't say
the chase bank password is

(09:40):
bleeeeeeeeeep
to be fair I was the one who mentioned shooting someone else in the head a minute ago so I kind of
said it first but you mentioned actually shooting something real I was talking about a joke and you
can't mention that today not today of all days not July 13th after the events that unfolded today

(10:02):
July 13th at like... we're not gonna go into detail about that we're not gonna get into detail
We're not gonna get into detail about that nano. We're not gonna get into detail about that
You know all I'm saying is at least it wasn't a case where someone was very open-minded
At least

(10:24):
Bastard you rat bastard
Shut the fuck up nano like actually shut down
I
Think I think last week. I think last week. I said wait July 13th the day of assassination
assassination no, that's the day no that's today's date
There was a second shooter behind the grassy knoll anyways

(10:44):
oh my
I think it was last week that I mentioned it, but uh but like your your booth at pjkt has like the the freaking like end
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt
I can recite the whole thing
ending the ending like speech from FNAF pizza raya simulator and

(11:06):
This is friggin. I was like you rat, but I immediately was just like you rat bastard
And then I'm a dirty little whore the first time I saw Vanessa that fast which I think was day two or three
Actually, I think it was day three. I immediately walked up to her and was like I'm not a rat by the way
Even though I literally hadn't seen her since the fest started

(11:26):
I just said I'm not a rat and she immediately knew what was being what I was talking about and she's like
But you are a rat bastard though
Because she immediately knew immediately knew the joke
So how's everyone's weeks been mine's been fucking shit, but I have a couple funny things to talk about um oh yeah, I bovvied oh
I

(11:55):
Had that if you had that but I still worked on stuff including continuing the cave story remake thing which I ended up making
My own like semi like like programming language, and I'm quite proud of it. It's like I feel like there's a term for that
I just can't remember where you have like a script, and then you have another script
That's just like shorter variables that it refers back to it's not variable. It's not what it's calling it

(12:19):
Yeah, it's it's like I don't know exactly what it is
It's like it's a system towards like you can set up like commands to do different things based off of like what?
functions
Like that's the term I'm gonna be making a video about it
I'm gonna be making a video about check out explain it all there. Sorry. I'm not doing that here

(12:40):
Go check out youtube.com slash at John underscore code a is a John underscore code a on notice John code
I just at John code a on YouTube. Yeah, cuz we have handles on YouTube now
Which I think they're still pretty cool some weird reason
I just don't like the fact you if you had a custom URL previously on YouTube you can't change it
Yeah, have you met my daughter yet?

(13:02):
Hi, I'll pegged what
Oh, you're on the couch I
Thought you were in the wall still oh yeah, that's why the name tag is there sitting on your face. Oh
Yeah, so

(13:23):
Come here yes
You're even he'll make it again and again and again the dead horse
aggressively beat the dead horse um when and when the what was it the joke that was mentioned like
General electric oh yeah the dumpster fire joke those made at the start of the episode uh um I should put like a

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Tiny little dumpster that's on fire like somewhere in the set shouldn't I?
I'm a dumpster fire but but the dumpster, but the dumpster should be made by general electric
Yep, they are like it needs like it's it yeah, okay perfect perfect
Here's has this cover burning dumpster in the corner there with the fucking a general what so they're called dumps in a raiders by the way

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It just it just has tanks they get refueled every week after you know a bit and so
What happens is that when you throw your dumpster and as soon as it gets to a certain level it?
Sprays the entire thing with all the fuel that's inside of it and just lights it up
That's cool. It's a Rube Goldberg machine, and it's constantly putting fuel in there, but with just some absurd contraption that makes me think then

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I put a flaming dumpster in the corner
I put the general a wek twig the shitty GE logo on it, and then I put right below it says general a wek twig
What you call it phase location?
No, no what you got the dumps in a raider that I call the dumps in a way to her
I'm pretty cool way of making a generator way to her. I gotta put the W in there

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This is general
Wait
Well, can you say that again well say that again where all of our smart ideas go
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, we're not allowed smart ideas except him goodbye gears

(15:16):
I get smart ideas here's I get smart ideas and then they go away
So no that'd be funny for making a generator out of just like where you have like the base and be where you throw in
The trash and then it just continuously lights it on fire
And then heats up a boiling pot of like like a boiling pot of water
And then you know goes through a turbine and just have it like at every time

(15:37):
I
Can we make that?
We could could we make like a that is that is actually that would actually be a where we actually together really really simple device
I want to do specials so badly because like okay has has either you watched brain leak
That podcast yes, I'm gonna be a man. You know exactly seconds Jesus Christ

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If anyone here's watching brain leak the podcast with jacksepticeye and Ethan Nestor. I was about to say crank gameplays
That's a dead name now
Or or just Eunice right Eunice
That's also a dead name to be fair. Oh, yeah
He was
Thanks if he was Eunice or honest I know cuz I remember first

(16:20):
I remember distinctly because young me was stupid and I was like markiplier is a bigger one. Why is he honest?
Why is he like the second word? Why is it like Ethan and then mark?
Yeah, I don't know why that was my thought process, and it was fucking stupid as shit
Um I remember cuz honest was it was mark
Oh, sorry. We're not talking about anything at all that that channel doesn't exist

(16:43):
It's not real completely fake um I was gonna mention something as I usually am I'm usually gonna mention something
I like the spinning put the spinning thing like faded in slowly
God damn it editor nano just fade in the fucking dial-up sound or don't
Actually know by the time this episode comes out gears you might be the one editing now
I might be moving over a lot of editing duties over to gears cuz on my free time is fucked

(17:09):
Out of their gears here um your cock is large
That wasn't actually an editor's note that was literally in the episode um but shut the fuck up
You then insert an actual note right there, and you're like here's the real one fuck you nano
You have a yeah editor gears you have a goon session with John at four o'clock got it

(17:32):
Yeah, can we mention the goon sesh thing because this is a joke that happened what two days ago?
So I here's what happened here's what happened because I started this stuff uh
I joined up on a buddy of mine sure own Anika who was streaming on twitch at the time go check out his twitch and

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I wrote in his chat if I asked you to goon with me would you
Know I mean immediately was just like oh yeah always buddy, and I was like heck
And then he me that was like wait. I need it. I need to do this to other streamers
So I wrote in his chat hang on I got to do the same thing to other streamers
I'll be right back, and he just started laughing
So I went over to like four other people that I knew three of them were girls

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And just as soon as they were going with me one of them was shy Fox I asked I
Know shy boxes was the best shy box of the best because whatever I went over there
I wrote the message and then there was like five or six people in her chat
That was just like hey, yo what like what the heck like what like what like huh?

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And then she looks at it
She looks at it processes it she was mute at the time so she types into her own chat
As a reply to my message, baby, and then everyone just freaked out in her chat. Just like hey yo what?
What the fuck?
What is?
Funny shit, and then I went back over to Shiro's I went into his stream bc. C's in there. I went in there

(19:10):
And I was like sir I report
Oh
No
It's a funny. I'm happy to report that I've spread the good word of the gooning session
And it will be commencing in t-minus 12 hours. You're cool. I'll go command
You have you see a few a few represent the polar opposite of your worry my voice

(19:30):
Don't worry. I'm gonna be there soon to goon with all of you great um for the uninitiated gooning is literally
It's specifically like
It's that yeah, no for long amounts of hours
Is that actually what is it actually definitely? It's actually what it means. It's actually what it means right cuz

(19:52):
Yeah, it means to edge for long amounts of hours to create to achieve a state of like something
Not to come is something a euphoric state
Do not go like you've got like do not come you get you got like have you seen goon caves?
Have you seen people's like goon caves? I've heard it the battle stations. Yeah, I've seen one a thing like that before

(20:14):
There was
It was just a small room chair
tiny little table with just the two items you need and a
Flat-screen TV this room was like maybe oh no no no like a half of this couch
No, no you have no idea these like these are these are battle stations
He's good. It's it's essentially like this big old room. They've got these like insane chairs

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so it's like they can lean back and everything with like
Monitors that are like attached like six monitors that are attached to the chair
To be able to see to be able to see everything to goon to
This is you know do you know what I wish you know inside my balls continue? Do you want to know something?

(21:01):
I wish do you want to something I wish I?
Wish that I just got I have a Twitter gears master
I just wish no that's what you're gonna. We're a fucking fuck. It's master. Yeah, it's master G
but
Whenever I went on Twitter and finally followed some of my friends who I actually have I just wish that my entire feed didn't just become

(21:22):
Vtuber porn
Are you using the following tab or the like for you tab?
For you yeah, that would do that the for you happen. I
Like literally the same exactly half of the for you tab is exactly the same for everyone
So I will find a meme and then another friend will send it to me in like 30 minutes from then and I'm like we you

(21:46):
Know everyone on Twitter has like half their for you is identical
Everyone has seen this meme at the exact same hour
It's just why it's weird so funny. It's so funny because like I like I know exactly what gear
It's just like I followed captain Kira. I followed sunny, but I said I followed sunny
I followed followed nano I followed John and for some reason you two are the ones I get the most porn about what?

(22:13):
There's none of me yeah, I don't even watch any people like that
Yeah, yeah, I'm like that this is what you say
screen editor
No isn't doing this is probably editor gears unless it is editor nano
Editor be asking for something fe you better give me that

(22:36):
Here's you see that is what we call
terms of service violation
I'll be blurring it. Don't worry
The image is not going up on screen in case I wasn't heard the first time when John said hi. I know a lot of yet
Yet, that's true. Yeah, John you're you should be afraid of a fucking drew porn in there in like five minutes

(22:58):
It was a good too. I saw it. It was like really good. I
Don't even use my money now
Blur is it destructive blur and let pixelation blur is destructive if I'm correct, right?
pixelation blur yeah, Gaussian blur is not very
Very attractive for ever. I I know exactly what gears is like

(23:19):
What was like the whole Twitter thing because it's always like a game of it and you're playing whatever you're like scrolling through Twitter
It's so stupid someone like I'm trying to okay, so here's the thing I try with like
No
Stop interrupting him I
I'm tired. I know you'll do something. It's like oh someone talking about something. It's a really cool art

(23:44):
Someone took a really neat picture in VR chat. Oh, I didn't expect to see breast
But I always see like shit like I literally like the first time I started setting it up no followers
And it was just straight political everything
And I was like nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope not interested not interested

(24:05):
I don't mean I don't get political stuff anymore
I don't I rarely get political stuff in my time was getting a lot and it also did reduce for me a little bit
It's like back and forth
It's weird I do but for the
Audio norvid visualist watchers will be able to see what the fuck just split across the floor, but it was it was something

(24:31):
It was something
It was the dead body sliding
I was gonna mention with Twitter for a moment something something along the lines of
At one point a friend. I follow who posts some more suggestive VR chat photos to Twitter, but like they don't
They don't do it as you know they do a lot more tastefully than a lot of other people. I'll say that much and

(24:56):
um they at the time were also following some like
VR chat femboy, I know using those two words. It doesn't narrow down at all
But I never never knew who this person was
Femboy never knew who this person was but there was just a
Image that was not marked like sexual content or anything so it was just completely unblurred right there

(25:19):
Yeah, of just their fucking
dick
hanging
Just like the real like no. I'm not talking VR chat
I'm saying this was a VR chat player, but like this was a real photo
As you know this was a real bear
Like was it fuck

(25:40):
You you beat me you beat me by a second gear
It was quite substantial however. I don't remember who this was I also scrolled past it in like two seconds
I didn't really like I don't really care to see it that day
I didn't care to see it that day. I'm like I
say this
Why don't you make a paper Mario version of your fucking character of your of your of your avatar of of me yeah, I

(26:08):
Okay, I've been wanting to I've had the idea to do that in the back of my mind for some time to try to do it in
VR chat I've just not been able to get around to it because I've been doing like
Other like smaller avatar ideas and stuff like that because I've been doing a meme avatars again
and so I've been doing some of that kind of stuff, so I just have it like in terms of most of my time

(26:31):
I've mostly just been dedicating time to like animation and
and
Weir projects, but I just haven't got around to it. I also don't know how to do it because it's like
How do I do the flippy thing yeah? I did I did finally I think I mentioned it last week
But I did finally go to that paper Mario. I haven't been there yet
I haven't been there yet because when it really when it released everyone everyone DM me of course

(26:54):
Everyone that was in my dance like I saw it on Twitter
Have you seen this and it's like I've seen it I even really put it on Twitter
Which I think you saw I posted on Twitter. I've seen the VR chat world. I know about it
I haven't been able to look at it yet because I was in Texas
I want to mention with paper Mario real quick and gears have you had a chance to replay to play through any more of it
Because I have not

(27:15):
Unfortunately same here all right you and I will probably get started around the same time roughly
I was not able to get back
Return just I'm sorry. I wasn't able to return to streaming
Long time I oh John I forgot to tell you I am planning on doing something
I think you'll like it and I think you'll be a part of the streams no matter what whoa gooning I

(27:40):
Am planning on recent
Soon gooning I'm planning on gooning real good no
I am planning on streaming the entirety of all of Zelda
every game logically
every game
including the CDI games
Including this do you have a VM for that?

(28:02):
Okay, I do I do a virtual machine for the CDI games, okay?
Have you ever had to tell me when you did the CDI games?
You're gonna have to tell me but I'm also I'm also planning on I'm planning on doing it where I do
skyward sword first
Minish cap second four swords or current time and then at that point of or current time
I'm gonna have everyone who's in the chat or whoever's there existing to decide which route I go people

(28:27):
Hi, are you gonna have co-coms?
Huh co-coms are you gonna have co-coms?
What's a go-com?
Co commentators so like people are with you that are talking you mean sitting in a VC. Yes voicing as well
Okay, I want to know voice lines with me
Fair enough

(28:47):
I will say like I like my only recommendation is to like limit how many people are in there because as if there's too many
You can get really oh, I'm not planning. I'm not planning on like having like the entire party
I'm planning on having like some people from
From the OSHA channel and like you I don't know if Nana wants to join nano
um
It depends on my it depends on my availability really I mean depends on exactly what I'm doing

(29:12):
I would I would love to everything all the time they might be slaving away for the Bezos
I might be slaving away for the Bezos
Hey, do you want to join?
Yeah
Would you would you like to see all of all of Zelda cuz I have actually do you want to know the amount of games?
I've actually played of Zelda how many oh?

(29:32):
Skyward sword
or grand time
Majora's Mask
Twilight Princess
Breath of the Wild
tears of the kingdom
Alright Lord the only is
Angry I've only played

(29:52):
But no here's the thing my family did not have my family did not have a lot of money
so all I ever had was an N64 a
we
we finally got a Wii U at one point and
Then my I finally got I was able to buy a switch for myself
And this is my adult age so for most of my years in life

(30:14):
I have not had anything else that could play Zelda except for those four devices
I did not have a single friend who had a GameCube or anything else like that, and I only played Twilight Princess and
Um let's see other one is also in GameCube a skyward sword is also a skyward sword on GameCube
No, no skyward sword is we yeah
Did you not have did you have like a newer model? We didn't have you're thinking of wind waker on GameCube

(30:40):
Huh?
on GameCube wind waker
Yeah, when we I've never played wind waker. I've always wanted to win waker HD fucking wanted to you
Yeah, there's that there. I never got it though. I see I see
Yeah, um again not enough money to buy the new games that came out that moment because they're usually 60 fucking bucks
That is true. I mean not usually no they've like you've always been I'm pretty sure right is there a single time where there's been

(31:05):
I mean this I think there's been a maybe a game or two recently that was 70
I think like what wasn't um whatever the
Kingdom 70 yeah tears the kingdom of 70 was actually it was still pretty fucking good
And I'm planning on so more likely if I don't have the downfall time downfall timeline as my next
Thing and it's more likely going to be either the child or the adult era

(31:27):
And I don't do the downfall timeline then I can actually play echoes of wisdom
chronologically
Because echoes of wisdom is from the downfall timeline yeah, all right
It's like in between a link to the past and links awakening
I'm sort of in the weird boat where I haven't played very many Zelda games like I played the breath of a lot

(31:47):
I played a little bit of tears in Kingdom
I played but like I've played a little bit of a ocarina time
I played the original Zelda, but not I got pretty close to the end
But not all the way through like I'm not really like completed very many Zelda games
unfortunately
Yeah, and also I have the problem like a third maybe a fourth of

(32:11):
My other hands gonna die soon by the way was it fuck it was no it was
a link to the past
That's it. Oh
The new one or the old one the SNES
Okay, yeah the old one

(32:31):
No, they recently made one of the one of the games. Oh a link to the past in
Oh, yeah, they remade links. All right. They announced awakening. Oh, yeah, I forgot there was that announcement
Announcement um I forgot about an announcement that was that it it came out two years ago wait
Okay, I think I'm thinking of something else
No, I'm thinking of that other Zelda game that they just announced the one that they just announced where you're actually

(32:57):
Echoes of wisdom yeah, I
Keep it is literally it is it is one of the only other
Games of the entire Legend of Zelda series where you actually play as Zelda so they should also like
That has made a joke before but no I probably stole it from someone else subconsciously, but you know um

(33:22):
Yeah, give or take
so
Fall have your other hand die oh never mind it already dead okay, I can't threaten you with having your hand
I it's already dead
Visual watchers love you guys audio listeners love you to death, but you guys won't see this

(33:43):
the pin that I had on my jacket here for the
VR convention the PJKT fest
That we recorded our episode at last week
It's still sitting here on my jacket. It's like a it's I can't remove it unless I go upload the avatar again
Because I just haven't had time I
Haven't any time to go and like open unity and make this pin as like a toggle or anything

(34:07):
So if you're confused why I'm still representing this um I mean they're cool. You should go check them out, but
It's kind of stuck. It's good glued on
This is super glue no they got this shit wall
instead of saying saying Jamie pull that up wall pull that up and
You just fucking punch through the wall like the Kool-Aid man, and you're like. Oh, yeah, here's your link

(34:31):
oh
It went through you
I mean I
Wasn't it like episode two or three where I made some kind of joke about the Kool-Aid man busting through this fucking wall right here
Yeah
You know you still haven't put in the cock chair for fae
You know you still haven't put in the cock chair for fae anyone really um I have an open unity again
I I have an open unity

(34:51):
I can't make a Dutchman
I have a new open unity because I've been fucking buried in orders because the amount of people who bought my
My product my super customizable popularity item
These should go check out at nanobun.tv or go to the podcast website to any advertisements. That's true
You know what consolidate all of the advertisements go to f3b podcast calm um

(35:15):
Yeah
My balls have never been more right what hello
He's gooning right now

(35:36):
He turned them off and clearly
To anyone like driving in their car right now listening to a podcast like on their fucking
Like connected to their sound system in their car because some people do that

(35:57):
I'll probably do that at some point to anyone listen to the show like that. I'm sorry. I hope your windows weren't rolled down I
Mean yeah, I would definitely do that my commute is pretty short though, and I'm also not
The one driving yet, but I do I will be getting my license soon

(36:19):
Just go to your parent go like here. I'm listening my cool ass podcast at all the sentence just
Rachel's
Yeah, like the amount of times you mentioned Hitler's artwork at the fucking festival
There's our work is really fucking stupid though. I still want to put that in the video well
You know there it is we've hit our we've hit our quota on mentioning how shit art is

(36:40):
I'm hit bingo, and we have two artists here now. There's now two are wait no you also do I mean you do things too, right?
Yeah, I also do art I
Draw I actually do
I can I can graphic design is my passion moment, but I can't draw I can make a stick figure
With the most immaculate drop shadow you ever seen art and

(37:05):
I draw art and quotation quotation art
Something something just so just to end the advertising bit. I guess I'll call it a bit
Um hey you do do art commissions
Yeah, can we commission you for some of our art

(37:28):
for emotes
PNGs illustrations
Yeah, sadly we're broke so um
John can pay you with head
Wait John I believe in you
The only way for the entirety of the show, it's so funny

(37:52):
That's what gear said yeah, you gotta pay with the art. We gotta pay for the art with him
Why would he fake it over here?
Sedge no we can't be like the one like one fucking streamer who got banned for a day if we're having sex on stream that
You could see in the fucking glass reflection
Oh

(38:16):
Yeah, that that shit was crazy
Man twitch is he won't have fun anyone ever hurt
I don't want to go into it, but I just think it's crazy I don't want to hurt about the doctor disrespect thing recently
That's crazy. That's you know. Yeah, it crazy
John did you hear about it?
I don't know what was it doctor disrespected guess what um

(38:40):
Oh, so you know the two people often make about minecraft youtuber the moments they get popular. Oh, oh no
Oh, no
No, did he diddle did he doodle uh?
Just just in in twitch whispers
But it was that was it pretty much, but like that's still fucking horrible wait

(39:03):
Yeah, I forgot the whisper system. You know look look down and look down and look down at John's ass
Why yeah, yeah, just tiny little bitch on the on the couch. Oh
I don't know you talking about this. I'm plushie here. John. What are you distracted by right now?
I was growthed Twitter
Fair enough. I mean yeah a lot of it

(39:24):
That's what I was doing a lot of the stuff that I'm serious in my normal avatars ass
Yeah, a lot of just when I was rolling through Twitter the past couple hours
All I've been just seeing is people vaguely referencing the event that unfolded today
But not mentioning anything like barely even mentioning a gun. I think I saw one person say no kitty revolver

(39:46):
Which is kind of funny to me
Shit, there was another one
No, no no no no no no no no no no no there's mostly one piece
I was talking about the episode that came out tonight, so I've got something to watch tonight. Oh
No, okay nice. Yeah
New episodes of one piece come out usually around like 9 o'clock our time on crunchy roll and so usually I like to watch them

(40:08):
So then like because especially like care recently any animation has been popping off
so
Tonight and tonight there's some amazing animators and an amazing director that that did tonight's episodes
I'm really excited to see it. I was getting one of my favorite animators

(40:29):
Amazing damn, I can't find the tweet anymore. I think it was someone someone said like can you watching damn it?
What was it was so funny? It was like one word
It was a one word tweet, and it was funny as hell to me. Let me see if here's the profile. Yeah config issue
Config issue that's it just that anyways. I'm closing Twitter now. I'm done vaguely referencing today today's events, but

(40:55):
Config issue is so fucking funny to me that also boy makes my blood boil because fuck configuring anything ever
Sincerely this is someone who does technology sucks
Technology bitch okay well gears. I know what's what to wake you up like fun. I go with my VR system because oh my god
It's been yeah

(41:16):
Terrible trying to get all this stuff working. It's been awful because you did just like you move. How's the dragon going?
Did you cover in the towel? That's as large as your cock
Yes, I did
Did it work?
it's not really but then I move the
I
Move the dongles around and it's working fine right now, so I need to do more testing

(41:40):
Yeah, it's just dongle placement and refractive. Yeah, yeah, this balls out of the way
They're so heavy. We can't do that. That's also your job
Where's the dolly need to go grab it?
Don't bring out the whole crane it does
Wait I bite arms don't work. They don't work anymore. Okay. Well you know I can just grab your arm

(42:10):
No, what the fuck
My desk
Yes, we know we know what desk was being mentioned. I think no my desk obviously yeah
You're you're you're just hanging out under there having like fucking you're having fruit snacks
That's the first thing I came up with the tiny you in certain poses
The porn artist under the desk hey oh my god sure I guess I guess that's that's that's just a tagline now

(42:37):
I don't know. That's just a tagline official nanoline. That's on the record. That's going. I want to get out of this western movie
Wait, what's what was that define actually don't know the reference?
It isn't it's not it's not something. I just now made up
you

(42:59):
Completely baited me into thinking that you were making some kind of like movie or pop culture reference or some saying that like nope damn
And John are supposed to be cultured
He just made up culture. He just made it up. I'm not even yeah, I fucking I'm grabbing my other controllers
Oh, he made it up because nice argument senator
Why don't you back that up with a sauce my sources that I made it my fuck?

(43:23):
I made it I just threw my controller on the ground because I'm mad at it. That's not good
You keep saying I'm in a tiny avatar. I don't know what you mean. Oh, yeah, now you're not in a tiny avatar
I can't fucking tell
Yo, walls are typically opaque unless you consider like glass

(43:44):
Oh, I mean at what point is glass no longer considered a window, and it's considered a wall
Oh whenever that's a wall
Shit you're right never mind
There he goes off into the sunset I want to mention something really funny that happened to work

(44:09):
Actually no this happened before I was about to get to work. I think this was two days ago. No this was actually yesterday
So it's funny because a lot of the time I'll call customers, and they think I'm a scammer, right?
Yeah, it's actually been happening less recently a scammer I
Sound actually more like a robot and some people have genuine genuinely been like am I talking to a real person?

(44:33):
I'm like yeah, I'm actually here, and they're like oh, okay um I
Just get good with my scripts. I've been trying to adjust it
So I sound less like a robot, but like I don't know what more variation in it
I have been and I think it's been helping a bit. No like in your voice in like the tone
Yeah, hello. This is servant of Bezos. How can I help you?

(44:55):
Hello and welcome to John Bezos mr.. Bezos
I'm gonna veto your bet right there. I'm gonna veto that bit. We're gonna end that right now
Fair enough um I'll veto your life
That's not good guns aren't good for your pull the trigger pull the trigger

(45:16):
That's what I want to do
And
Editor sensor that out we are we are we are already banned from Twitter
Wrong
But you know close enough yeah, no it's not bad from there yet
Don't get banned from twitch because then you can't go to twitch con that's fucked up

(45:40):
You gotta care about that. Oh, yeah, no I've never heard of it um
So I'll wait until after San Diego. Yeah
He'll stream porn the day after San Diego
Yeah, no, I'll stream God like the minute after
Literally like he steps foot off the fucking

(46:00):
Play you know like like what the show floor closes at like I think 5 p.m.. Pacific so it's
1 p.m.
John Coday is now live a streaming get banned speed or any percent category
Just chatting no I yeah, I mean like I need like a like a

(46:23):
Heart rate monitor thing so they whatever I die then then a computer
Someone would just start streaming and then just destroy everything
I can't wait to do a beat saber stream at some point soon because I my my
Smartwatch here does have an app for it to like integrate the heart rate with like twitch
So I can like pull that up for like a beat saber is it was like though why you are thing

(46:44):
Um I forgot exactly what it's called. There's a couple different apps that do it. I use
hype rated I oh is the one that I have installed and go replace rates installed and
pretty simple I only I only know of a
Year goes I place maybe talk to them
But they were pretty close to some of the other people that I knew at the time all right gears get up here

(47:05):
Where are you doing? It's big. Where are you doing? Oh, you're not supposed to be the wall. Oh, that's not gears. I'm here
What are you talking about?
No, it's funny cuz you were saying that but they was laughing so the mouth was moving
Perfect

(47:26):
It's close enough close enough
Just as planned yeah, so what was it gonna say here?
This episode's off the rails on a crazy train
So phone scammer right that's what I wrote down here. No no no that was cringes
Hell that was cringes hell that was so crazy what me mentioning crazy train my lord. Oh my lord

(47:49):
I could smell the white woman. It's a Jesus Christ what from me saying from me
I was making clown prank as many as I will play in D&D

(48:12):
I'm sorry, but your hair is white
Sure it is so it's not blonde so at least okay
That's not much better. It's like not much better. It's still a dumbass
The blonder it is the dumber you are
Well, that's a bit mean, but I get where you're coming from

(48:33):
So as I was saying people thinking I'm a fucking scammer or a robot which the robot part
You know a little bit I suppose, but they don't know my
V.I.T.A.T. avatar and all that stuff
so I
Am I'm like on the way out the door I get a random phone call from some area code
I forgot where this was from it was someplace in California

(48:54):
It was like where I think where an amusement park is in California. It's like was it um I don't know
there's some kind of some kind of amusement park is not like Disneyland or something, but and
It was a call coming from there, and it's like couple seconds of silence. I'm like hello, and they're like hello. I'm like
Yes, who is this and they're like it's I'm calling from an Amazon department

(49:18):
I'm like
Okay, and then this is another couple second pause and then I just hang up so which department
huh
My god, it's so funny because I know the call script because that's kind of my thing
I

(49:40):
Think it was from Amazon. I also don't live in California
So I don't know what was up with that pretty nice. How do you feel what California?
It's just so funny that I'm on the way to my job where that is my job
But instead I get called by a scammer
impersonating my job
like verbatim
oh, and then my job the same day a

(50:03):
Like someone calls me and they leave a voicemail, and it's like a Walmart scam
But and I think I have the voicemail still saved
But it's like it repeats three times over and then hangs up
For some reasons the exact copy like it plays plays again plays again
Then it's done, and it's like we're calling about like a several

(50:24):
They say it's some amount less in like a few hundred dollars
And like we're calling about this and like call us back if you want to get this cancelled
I don't fucking use Walmart app like I have it. I didn't spend a hundred several hundred dollars there also
You know someone's saying the exact same thing precisely three times
So I think you're the robot. I think you're the robots which is funny because I get accused for being that

(50:48):
I don't know. I just find it really amusing literally getting a scam caller
While you're going to work to do the job that they're impersonating
Like the exact one. It's so funny to me
Oh, yeah another thing about work. I just wanted to give a little shout out here today
It was a little bit of a sad day someone who's not um

(51:11):
I wouldn't say a co-worker per se because like he's with a third-party company
And then like I'm with the actual company so but like we interact a lot and we like
Are kind of key components in each other's jobs from time to time so?
He just finally after like a couple years is leaving that like today was the last day
I'd ever see him probably like for the rest of my life

(51:32):
But really cool guy absolute massive shout out Brody my man Brody wherever the hell you are
Awesome guy he's pretty cool. I like him he's seeing this and I'd be concerned great
He'll never see this he'll never see this ever, but what?
HR is not going to like you mentioning the great sure

(51:56):
HR like that you're can kiss my ass
Kiss my bite my shiny metal
Well no you and I are the ones with shiny metal asses John doesn't
John do you want we know you have a robot tail you're sure less you got a you got a shiny metal thing next to

(52:16):
His ass it's called a tail, but it's not
It's close enough. I'm sure you could you could you please tear your pants down know about his eyes
That is all your jacket, I don't know everything there
Need to take off your pants sir what you need it

(52:37):
HR's not good. Who is it? Who is this podcast HR? Who is F3B HR? I?
Am I killed them here's you can't be HR. You're the one inspecting the ass. Oh
Yeah, and he's HR and the prostate examiner. Okay. He's probably I

(52:58):
Mean I can't have a shiny after you just gotta like buffer it. We gotta like put like a nice sheen on it
Need to you need to put on the rubber gloves
Jesus fucking Christ you haven't fame me due to me
Phase examining your prostate oh Pauline reference um oh about the goons the goon thing by the way

(53:21):
I was gonna mention this earlier when we were talking about it
So gears you sent this you sent this a couple days ago cave no I don't
I live on the second floor. I've never heard of a cave in my life, so let me find this message yesterday at 8 a.m.
Um you say I'm gonna goon and then at 9 54 a.m.. So like an hour and a half later you say I've been

(53:45):
for the last week and then like
And you ping me and then you take it of course why so why I was barely conscious at the time I?
Just got another shower, and I looked at my phone
Those two messages, and I'm like why it

(54:08):
Does you love it?
No, I
Don't appreciate being paid you know I've got a spare phone here my iPhone 7
Which was my daily driver until my current phone, but I still have it sitting here
And it's still on and charged and everything yes
Can drive a phone so this phone?

(54:28):
I've been tuning for the last week
Those three notifications were the only three notifications on this whole phone which is funny because this
phone this phone is vibrating now because someone named gears master is calling me
Are you calling me on this word right now?
No, you're not why the fuck did that what is happening?

(54:52):
It's just this iPhone just started going out gives master discord audio what it's not stopping either
I'm calling what?
The fuck answer it nano
Wait hold on are you oh my god when you actually started calling this sort of I'm getting answered now
It's Lee and then it's not sir. Nano answer nano calling it stopped it actually so thank you. You saved my life

(55:16):
But no what I was trying to say is that was just the only three
Notifications on that phone when I look at it today
Which is weird because I'm signing to all my accounts on that phone so I should get a bunch of other notice
No, it was just those three just those three messages
Nothing
My god audio listeners imagine the text stopped visual watchers read the text

(55:39):
It's probably I'm probably putting a screenshot on screen or someone is at least so my balls
These are my balls you see how they glisten in the light
Your balls can be well
I can't mention that because that's a manscaped commercial and we fucking dirty scuffy balls you need to wash it with the grease what?
And you put it down the drain that's a good idea

(56:03):
Yeah, don't do that don't put grease down the train
Stupid listeners, you know I'm just
Going to my little brother's room to tell him the dinner's ready, but he's just balls deep in a pencil sharpener
What the fuck?

(56:24):
This is a meme, this is a meme that's been around for a long time
Did you guys know you can use your cock gun?
Did you cock the tip off your cock?
Hey guys, it's just that
It's just that video
It's Barney's surprise face like the fucking wide-eyed Barney
Oh no
After the fucking statement

(56:45):
You can't put a fucking photo of Barney
The show I didn't watch but it was probably very important to a lot of people's childhoods growing up
You can't mention fucking balls deep in pencil sharpener
You can't say that you can't say how at what point is someone going to go through this?
Through all these episodes by the way and make stupid ass fucking sound clips

(57:06):
Just you know me simply just saying balls deep in pencil sharpener right there
You know or that one
I've said weirder things on the internet
Um people with computers
I know I've heard clips of it John
So visual watchers who are not on their phone unless you fucking like video editing on a phone for some reason you psycho
I'm sorry
That's that's a that's me calling out also strawberry because strawberries done a lot of that

(57:30):
Fucking video editing on a phone
I mean to be fair they're stupid
They're stupid because they also have a drawing tablet like one with a screen like a nice one
But they still do art on the phone
I don't get it okay I don't know
I mean they're also the type of person who has FL studio but instead will use a fucking browser based super limited free tool

(57:56):
Like for music
They're finally actually learning FL studio
Good lord
God damn
But um like you know it's like that so where was I going with this um something something stupid people
Yeah
That's all the time we have for today
Is that all the time we have for today?
That's not a real one

(58:17):
Um that was okay it's been it's been a it's been about 50 minutes I'm feeling pretty good with this
Here's one thing I could say that would prompt maybe a little bit more
How have both of your weeks been?
Like what the what happened this week?
I've been having my sister move and um and also I want to get my step brother or my brother in law on the podcast because of Nintendo content

(58:40):
Ooooooo is he a VR?
No
Alright well then we'll have cardboard
I can give you a VR headset
Either desktop user or cardboard cutout
Well no because then you wouldn't be able to be in VR
You gotta be in VR
No no no
Quest 3
Oh right you have a spare headset in your home right I forgot
Um right yeah cause you have a fiancee

(59:04):
No no no no smooches you're sick you're sick
Oh no smooches oh she's eating me
I just mentioned her I just mentioned her
I just mentioned I said the word fiancee
Say her name three times in the mirror and she just comes into existence
Uh I don't know uh

(59:25):
I was just gonna mention like you mentioned her name three times in the mirror and she comes and either gives you like 20 kisses or just sucks you to death
What?
You heard me
John what have you done this week?
Other than game deving?
They kidnapped me from my dumpster and now I'm here
You shut up

(59:46):
You coined the idea of being here we said yes
No they didn't they got stolen from a dumpster I'm sorry we should have
Sorry see my memory is fucked lately I don't remember what's actually happening shit I guess we did steal someone from the dumpster
No
I'm taking you back to your dumpster come on
I'm here now

(01:00:08):
Oh for context
Raccoon
That was never specified actually once that's why we kept mentioning dumpster
How do we find it?
Raccoon it's
Context enjoyers fucking hate you guys fuck you I guess
I guess today I mean typically I like giving context but today in specific fuck you I'm sorry

(01:00:33):
Maybe episode 13 will be your day for getting context when we're like less tired I mean I'm feeling fine but
So you commission art by looking at the person and then body slamming them
What?
Is that the new currency now?
Brain damage?
Check out my kofi
Check out John's kofi
Check out his kofi check out my kofi
Check out Gears um Fiverr

(01:00:56):
And check out your uh Twitter
Nano Nano Nano Nano Nano Nano Nano Nano
You have an actual job you actually have an income
Me and John do not
You can check out all of them
I don't have one either
Also how?
This one also doesn't have a job
That's true

(01:01:20):
Give all of them money first and then give it to me
Yeah
Which is interesting because actually it was the
No it's so funny because it was the exact opposite way around like when we started the show
What?
No
No
John

(01:01:42):
You got this
No
What the fuck
Um audio listeners no explanations you're not getting anything
Um oh my god I do just want to say it is a little bit funny
What the fuck
I guess this is an ASMR episode can I put the ASMR tag on here can we get like a bunch more fucking views from that
Yeah

(01:02:04):
Um it's funny just a little bit funny but also a little bit like unfortunate the way you look depending on how you look at it
You two had jobs and I didn't at the start when we first started the show and now it's like flip flopped
Which is like it's interesting
It's kind of it's kind of annoying
Nano Nano
Do you want to do something I really really really really really really really really want to do
Hmm

(01:02:26):
I really really want to get a camera software so that we're able to have like different points of views that we can switch to
In the in the show I don't we don't need a software I can just program that in the world
I was I was really considering um I was going to do that if you really want me to do it I will
I never told you the idea but I did want to have like a couple buttons in front of me that are invisible to the camera

(01:02:48):
But I can just click and it puts the camera on like each one of us
The only reason I haven't done it is because like it's just an extra thing for me to manage
Which is fine but also it's like what if the camera isn't on the right person and something funny happens you know
But I totally could do it
I was going to say this um I feel like having us on the couch whenever we're talking it just it isn't exactly as

(01:03:11):
Because for me to go look over at John to talk about something
I have to like come up this way and then finally twist myself this way to finally look at them
Because I'm personally likes to look at people whenever I talk
Ooh
If there's a bit more like curvature
I guess I was just thinking that
If there's a bit more curvature
Well let me see if I can find a you know what I don't want to replace the couch but I might if I can find one that has a nice like slight curve to it

(01:03:38):
Because like I kind of am just in the way when both of you are trying to look at each other
I'm going to say that
What was else to the fact that I can't see anything over here but I also want to say something as well
Why don't we just get like a round little booth
We're fucking eating at a restaurant
I guess
Who's cooking the food?
What are we having? What are we having for food?

(01:03:59):
It's Faye
John is the food
John come here
What?
Edible?
I mean well that is called cannibalism
Something something that's what
That's it
That's a different context so that's only for you
Um
But that's called cannibalism and it's frowned upon in most communities

(01:04:21):
Is something that a certain top hat individual said in a movie from 2005
Oh that's fucking hydrated
You know typically these episodes are pretty sexually charged in terms of the jokes
It feels a little different
Well it's like it's actually probably slightly less than some others but it's like more so in the sense of genuineness

(01:04:44):
Kind of maybe
You're fine you're fine
Um I do think we are about ready to wrap it up here
I think we stalled for an extra bit of time I think this is an hour mark
Don't say a thing
Okay okay
I got I got I got
Okay so you guys want to check out everything you want to check out our podcast

(01:05:06):
Oh wait no you want to check out all of our links that are on the website
It's f3vpodcast.com
f3vpodcast.com
Faye's right over there oh sorry
Faye's right over there
They do condition art
There's John over here and they need a co-fi stuff
They need all their stuff that they need money
And then we got Nano right behind me and you shall not see them because they don't exist

(01:05:31):
This guy sucks
Nano does some streaming sometimes and stuff like that
They also have a shop that you can buy stuff at
Not right now please
Give them money first but also if you don't like any of these fuckers and you want to give me money instead
Well first of all fuck you because you should like all these fuckers around me
Because that's cool

(01:05:53):
Second of all fuck you again
Third of all
Balls
I was going to mention something like okay give me money anyways
The ball's harder
The ball's harder
The ball's harder
So second of all Ben is also the fact that I also have a fiverr myself
I do voice thing I'm going to be putting more voices on
I also got a new mic that actually allows for better you know
Of recording on my voice

(01:06:15):
Though honestly these mics on my index have been really damn good
It is so nice yeah
They are really fucking good
If you're ever planning on doing any like VTuber stuff
Index mics are really good
But we're going to soon have the input of the big screen mic
The big screen mic
Still no update
Fuck we'll talk about that next week probably

(01:06:37):
If it ships but it hasn't yet
If it ships but it hasn't yet
So again you can find that all
You can find all those wonderful things that we mentioned earlier
And more
And more
At F3BPodcast.com
The number 3
Like F3B
Because it can't be FTB because we have to keep fucking mentioning
Feed the Beast

(01:06:59):
They exist
So F3B
I want to be Feed the Beast
And so that's the end of this beautiful podcast
I hope you enjoyed as much
I also wanted to mention
No it's pretty cool
If you're lazy as fuck you can also look up Final Three Braincells on Google
It actually does like register all of our different places where the podcast is
It actually does like register all of our different places where the podcast is
On Google correctly

(01:07:21):
We have like an info card
Like it all it works
Pretty cool so yeah go check that out
Gears say the thing
Now you will fucking die
I wanted to mention it because it's cool
Ok save the thing get us out of here
Oh ok ok ok ok
If you like all that
Go to our website
That's going to be all for today

(01:07:43):
And Fae exists
Outro
Outro
That was the most casual like saying of
Outro we've ever had in this entire series
Outro
Well your balls are on fire anyways so go fuck yourself
Woah
Throw a fire put that out
How do we put that out

(01:08:05):
Here there go goon with Fae right now
I'm putting it out
Fae put your head on top of
Put your hat on top of John's balls!