Ep4: We're HYPED for Paper Mario TTYD!!!

We are HYPED for the upcoming (at the time) release of the Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door remake!!! We also talk a bit about tornadoes, Nano complains about Spotify Video support, silly sponsor jokes, mention John's successful "ERP gaslighting", Nano & Gears nerd out about ADHD experiences, and wrap-up with Gears rambling on about Fallout.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
There's gonna be a sex scene at the end.

(00:01):
What?
Hello everybody and welcome to episode four.
Gears is taking the front and I'm taking the back.
Shut the fuck up.
Hello everybody and welcome to episode four.
Shut the fuck up!
That- that's all saying it.
Hello everyone and welcome to episode four.
I'm gonna kill you!
It's my intro today.
We rotate.
This is all staying in now.

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All of it.
We love you Spotify people.
Audio listeners, love you to death.
I'm gonna fucking kill this man.
So, shit.
And, muting both of you.
Hello everybody and welcome to episode four of the Final Three Braincells podcast.
Oh, you fucking cunt.
No, I'm gonna- I'm gonna fucking mute you.

(00:43):
I was kinda joking but I will go into the audio track and-
John, we can just jack off.
We can jack off.
Let me just zoom in the camera all the way into my face.
Welcome to episode four.
Um, today is gonna-
Get the fuck away from me.
Damn it.
He really thought of everything.
I- I totally forgot that you can move away from that side of the couch.

(01:04):
Kind of encroach on my face here, yeah.
I look good when they know.
People who are listening on Pandora.
What the hell are you doing?
People who are listening on Deezer.
Oh, you must hate being two days behind because for some reason it hasn't updated yet.
Anyways, I'm NanoBunTV and- This is the part where you say who you are.

(01:29):
Hi, I'm John Cody.
Cody?
The auto transcript is not gonna like that one.
Hi, I'm Gears.
I like to rant.
Yeah, last episode- at the end of last episode you were ranting for a bit about Halo and Ghostbusters.
We got a lot of things to actually talk about. It's not gonna be-
No, there is.
What do you mean?
Oh, you're gonna rant about A Thousand Year Door, aren't you?

(01:50):
I'm gonna take up the whole episode talking about The Thousand Year Door.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I haven't- well, I don't wanna talk about it yet because I haven't seen any of the gameplay because I don't wanna see the gameplay yet.
I don't wanna see it.
I wanna see it.
I mean, okay, so-
I- I wanna talk about it because literally I- I've told you this.
Thousand Year Door, like, was like one of my favorite games, like, growing up.

(02:10):
Like, it- it's just such a fun game, uh, to play.
Um, cause you- you had played the original, uh, in 64 Paper Mario.
In Tintin 64 and twice.
And so-
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
And so, and you were like, okay, well, like, how, like- I was talking about it so much and you were like, how better could it be?
And I was like, they took a lot of stuff from Paper Mario, improved it, and then made the story way more interesting.

(02:33):
Like, it's really fucking good.
So-
I'll be the judge of that.
So yeah, look-
I'm really excited.
I hope- I- I hope I like it more than the original.
I hope I'm not kind of like nostalgia blind because I like- because I played the- the Nintendo 64 one first.
Hopefully not. We'll see what happens.
Um-
My opinion matters more than yours and in this situation, the Thousand Year Door is better.

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Specific context for those who don't- for those who weren't Nintendo kids growing up, the, uh, the GameCube game, Paper Mario, The Thousand Year Door, which is the best Paper Mario ever-
Yes.
...that Nintendo, I haven't played it yet, um, is going to have an HD re-release on, uh, what is it, like May 25th?
On the Switch.
May 25th on the Switch.
Uh, May 23rd.

(03:15):
May 23rd.
May 23rd.
By the time this episode comes out, um, the game will have actually been out, I believe, two days ago.
So, uh, actually, let me check.
Oh!
Yeah, but-
Alright, here we go.
No, actually, no, this-
If you're watching-
No, guess what? Actually, this is a good time to talk about it because it's the day of release.
The time that this episode is going up is the day of the game releasing.

(03:36):
Oh!
S- Okay, stop watching the podcast, go to twitch.tv, search John Cody, I am absolutely playing it right now.
God damn it.
This motherfucker.
Self-plugs, let's go!
Go- go to my Twitch and watch me play The Thousand Year Door, and then come back to this episode once you're done.
Uh, but yeah.
I'll also probably be playing it too.
I'm excited about this.
Sounds fun.

(03:57):
Yeah.
Except I don't have Saturdays off, but whatever.
I'm super excited.
I'm like, I'm just excited about like the new visuals and stuff because it looks so beautiful.
Yeah.
It looks so beautiful.
Um, the remade music is incredible so far.
Um, I've not listened to all the tracks, but like most of the tracks that are like in some of the gameplay stuff,
I listened to quite a bit, uh, through the gameplay.

(04:19):
And they sound phenomenal.
The most I've seen so far is just the fucking image of Mario doing the thumbs up, that's it.
That's all I've seen.
Yeah.
I sent that to you today.
Uh, on screen for the visual watchers.
Yeah, I got that.
Yeah.
Put that up in the corner right over here editing, man.
Mario thumbs up.
Um, yeah, Mario thumbs up.
Um, but, um, yeah, like in like freshman year and like early software year of high school,

(04:45):
that's all I listened to was The Thousand Year Door OST.
I missed that.
Good.
So I'm really excited for the remake of the music.
I'm really excited for, uh, for just the game in general.
I'm really excited to re-experience the game, but in a new format.
So I'm super, super excited for this.
I'm excited.
I'm definitely excited to play it as well.
So yeah, I, yeah, I will probably be playing it on Twitch.

(05:08):
Um, I'm probably gonna do like a big, like just, like stupid long stream.
I'm debating on doing like a 24 hour or 48 hour stream.
You're not gonna do a 48 hour stream for The Thousand Year Door, you motherfucker.
48 hour stream.
48 hour stream.
I don't know if that will happen because here's the thing.
I don't like to stream for longer than three hours.

(05:29):
Yeah.
So trying to do 24 hours is gonna be really rough.
But it's The Thousand Year Door, so I might make an exception.
This man has one exception in the entire world.
If you see that photo over there on the shelf of him holding the fucking Virtual Boy,
you would understand this man's exceptions when it comes to, uh, insert Scott the Was reference here.
I don't know, stupid Nintendo games.

(05:51):
I own five GameCues.
He owns five GameCues.
But not five copies of Paper Mario.
The Jumper would have to buy a sixth one.
But he doesn't own five copies of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door to play on all five of the GameCues at once,
which is quite unfortunate.
Oh, that would be incredible.
But The Thousand Year Door, like to get a copy, to get a used copy of it is like $120 right now.
Oh, Jesus Christ.

(06:12):
Last time I saw the price of it, yeah.
Like, inexpensive. Actually, I could check on eBay right now. Fuck it.
Gears, you have, do you have a Switch? I keep forgetting.
Oh, yeah. Never mind. Don't answer that. You do. Right.
You're gonna play it, and then we're gonna make a whole episode out of it.
Because it would be weird if it's just him and I rambling for a whole episode about it.
After we play it, of course.
Well, too bad you're gonna play the fucking video game, whether you like it or not.

(06:34):
I know, this man will buy it for you if he has to.
Even if he has to. Just like, play at least like the little bit of the beginning of it. Do what?
You'd buy him the game if you had to.
In a hypothetical world. Oh, yeah. I, okay.
You'd buy me, him, and ten other people the game.
Will you play it if I buy it for you?
You should, I mean, you should be able to afford it yourself.
Alright, that settles it.

(06:55):
Alright, well, fuck it.
John is not the most responsible with his money.
He once, well, he once told me, uh, I'd give you five dollars to kick Lucy from the call.
And I did. And he gave me five dollars. Yep.
And you go, five dollars. Yep.
And then, and then afterwards, you, you explained that you actually meant, you meant a kick, not a ban.
But I think you, you said, you said ban or time out or something.

(07:17):
So I did that. I think, you said kick from the server.
And I remember, you said kick from the server.
No, I said kick. You meant kick from the call.
I said kick. I meant kick from, whatever, what I said was, uh, can you kick Lucy from here?
And you kicked her from the server. I meant the VC.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm cruel, but not that cruel.
Well, there is no kick, there is no kick from channel button.

(07:39):
There's a disconnect from channel button.
I'm too literal. I'm too literal.
Same thing.
I can get into that a little, the whole being too literal thing.
That's a good talking point that me and Gears get to nerd out about in a bit because of things relating to the mental brain stupid.
But we'll get into that later.
I'm seeing a couple copies of, uh, the GameCube thousand dollar door for like 60 to 80 dollars.

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So I'm, I might be wrong, but this is eBay.
Yeah.
I think last time I saw, I saw it was in a game store and it was pixel 5.20.
Yeah.
So.
I'm big pricing.
I might have just jacked up the price, but.
So.
Usually, well, that store that I went to doesn't usually jack up prices by that much, but I don't know.
But yeah, I'm buying, so currently right now I believe I'm buying the thousand dollar switch version for you, now Gears.

(08:27):
I'll be able to afford it myself. Don't worry about it.
I think I'm buying it for Cree. No, I'm buying it for, I'm buying it for Cree.
I'm going to try and convince my mother to play it, so I'm going to buy it for her.
Do I do have to say something?
The week it comes out, I will be at LARP.
Well, I mean, it's, we have a week between episodes.
No, it's like from May 24th to May 28th.

(08:48):
Oh damn. 24th to 28th. So that's, damn, we won't be able to record that weekend.
Okay.
Damn, so sad.
Even if, even if you play like even a little bit of like the beginning and stuff, like I'm not asking you to complete it.
Yeah.
I would recommend.
I just never played it.
Yeah. Okay. My recommendation is at least play half of it.
And I say that because if you play half of it, you'll want to play the other half.

(09:09):
Can I state I've never played a paper Mario game at all?
Yeah. Yeah. I think you've said that before.
I talked to someone who also never played a paper Mario game.
It's not that shocking to me because the two most recent, like aren't the two most recent ones, sticker star shit, color splash.
I have no idea. I think color splash is also not great.

(09:32):
Yeah. I didn't hear much about it.
It's a little bit better, but not great. Origami King, I think has been described as a little bit better, but not by that much.
I forgot Origami King even existed.
And the super paper Mario, which doesn't really count in my opinion as a traditional paper Mario game.
It's a whole different game.
It's a weird one. It's really weird because it's in terms of the gameplay, it's much more like a dumbed down version of it.

(09:55):
But then whenever you look at the story, it's like, oh, I don't, I don't think I'd say it's bad.
But again, I've never played it, but I've heard it's not a bad game.
It's just not a, it's not a paper Mario game.
It's a good game. Like it is absolutely a good game.
It's kind of not liked as much because the gameplay is as different as it is.
But in terms of like the story and stuff, like the story is really intense.

(10:17):
And once you get really into it, it's like, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
But like it's really great, though.
So I'm going to get off this topic for now because we've already spent, let's see, we've already spent 15 minutes on that, which is pretty good.
Not enough time. Not enough time. Not enough time. Not enough.
That's actually really funny, though. I must also mention to be landing.

(10:40):
I think unless I can't fucking count, this episode should go up on the day of release.
If not, it's the weekend. Again, go watch John John's fucking twitch.
Watch my stream of this of this. If you're watching, I'll be streaming it.
No matter what platform you're watching on somewhere in the description for the podcast, there is a link to F3Bpodcast.com.

(11:01):
And then that also links to John's twitch.
Speaking of that, this I was going to start off the episode with this, but unfortunately, not unfortunately, very gratefully, the Thousand Year Door took over everything and all the rails are gone.
No train, train of thought. Never heard of it.
Or at least no rails, that's for sure.
The train was made by General Electric. The train was made by General Electric.

(11:24):
So this is the first episode that we're recording since the podcast is actually released because the previous episodes 1, 2, and 3 were recorded.
And then here today, as we're recording episode 4, is the same day that episode 1 came out about like 10 hours ago.
So far the reviews have been pretty... We're a second behind.

(11:48):
Yeah, we're a little bit behind, but that's good because, for example, Gears has to go do the LARPing that one weekend and a couple weekends from now.
So then we have a little bit of a stockpile, so we can go some time without that.
And then I'm sure when you come back, you'll probably have some stories to tell about that.
Probably.
Oh, what?
Get off your overlays! Be present. Look at that camera. Look at those beautiful people right there.

(12:13):
Or speak towards those beautiful people who are the audio listeners.
I could just straight up be staring straight at the camera, but still have my overlay watching Markiplier.
Goddammit. No.
You need to put it up there. You need to put it in the corner. Where's my Markiplier videos?
This is a callback to episode 1 where we were talking about having a Markiplier video in the top right corner as if it was like a Subway Surfers type.

(12:38):
You know, the Subway Surfer is ADHD shit. So, I mean, I could put an image of Markiplier...
Fuck it, I'm putting it in myself.
I'll put an image of Markiplier over there on the shelf. Does that make you happy?
Then I'm gonna be just staring over there then.
Goddammit. It's an image! It's an image! It's a still image!
So, as I was trying to say, before you rudely interrupted me with the Markiplier... No.

(13:00):
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier.
So, all the reviews so far today have been pretty great, because Gears, you showed the podcast to your mother, who thought it was really funny, right?
Your mother thought the show was funny, which I'm really happy about. Never even met your mother, but...
Oh, that's dangerous.
What do you mean, that's dangerous?
How I met your mother.

(13:22):
I love how I met your mother. I actually have the Bro code.
Never watched it, never seen it.
I have the physical book of the Bro code.
So, the reviews are in.
The reviews are in so far. There may or may not be two 5-star reviews on Spotify, they're both me, but, you know, they didn't restrict me from not doing so, so I kind of did it.
Look, I have two Spotify, I listened to the podcast and I think...

(13:47):
We're gaming the system! We're gaming the system!
I think the podcast is good, I rated it 5 stars. And I rated it 5 stars again, with the other account.
Nanna, you're biased.
Yeah, I... No shit! Yeah! Uh-huh, thanks Captain Obvious, get your fucking hand out of my face.
Who else watched it today? I think I was trying to convince Strawberry to, I don't think they did yet.

(14:09):
Lucy said it was great as well.
My mother is interested in watching the podcast as well.
Then you gotta get your mother in on it, we have to have all of our mothers watching the show.
Oh no.
Are we collecting milfs?
Whoa.
Maybe.
Maybe. Whoa!
Maybe. Whoa!

(14:30):
I was about to say, but like, all of our mothers are taken! Well, maybe not yours, but...
My mother is.
Both of ours are. Your mother is? Okay, well damn. Then I should have made the joke.
My mother loved me when I was young.
So, um, I keep saying, so, like I'm gonna go to somewhere else.
Um, yeah, so far, I've been, I spent a lot of time last night, like way too much time last night making sure

(14:54):
all the distributions to all the different platforms were ready, and making sure again and again and again
making slight adjustments to the F3Bpodcast.com website.
Now I feel like it is to the point where it's perfect and I can finally stop fucking fiddling with it
because that's all I've been doing all day.
So, it's just right now, um...
You missed an A tag.

(15:16):
I did not miss an A tag! I got all the A tags!
Fuck you!
I've gotten so much...
A tags.
An A tag is a link, right?
It's an HTML joke, yeah. It's a link.
Um, I've learned a lot more HTML.
I wasn't doing all this by scratch.
I was using Bootstrap Studio.
But, I still did do some custom code here and there of actually writing myself and modifying a lot of variables and things.

(15:42):
So it wasn't a fully like, oh, I just let the software, I drag and drop all these things.
No, it was still a lot, a lot of work.
But I'm really happy with where it is now and honestly it was kind of fun to work on.
And I'm glad that websites are like...
.com domains are like $10 a year because I like making websites for things now.
I didn't think that would be an interest of mine, but I like making websites.

(16:03):
Website for me! Website for Nakama! Website for F3B!
Nakama 1 is not out yet.
What possessed you to decide that Deezer was a good spot to put us on?
The distribution cloud...
What the hell is that anyways?
RSS.com, Deezer is just another place to listen to music.

(16:24):
And of course a lot of places where you can listen to music also have podcasts.
So Deezer was just another one of the options available for RSS.com.
Because RSS.com is what we're using to distribute this to all of the different places.
And it has automatic distribution to like Spotify and here, let me just pull it up right here.

(16:47):
It automatically distributes the podcast to Spotify, Amazon Music, Samsung Podcasts, which sucks.
There's not even a website for that. Samsung Podcasts is part of the Samsung news app.
There's news and podcasts. It's so weird.
I tested it the other day because I have a Samsung phone unfortunately.

(17:08):
And yeah, it's there, but who the fuck is going to use this?
That is so funny.
There's also automatic submission to Podcast Index and ListenNotes.
Which both of those are more so not necessarily a website that you'll listen to the podcast on.
But it's a website that distributes it to all of the other smaller indie podcast apps.

(17:32):
Because there's a lot of podcast apps.
And those two websites are like the APIs on the back end that hold all of the ones.
Then those go out to many more places. So those two are more like 500 apps.
And then there's manual submission where I actually have to go copy paste a link.
Oh boy, so much effort. I have to go copy and paste the podcast link to get on Apple Podcasts.

(17:56):
Pandora, the only people I've ever heard talk about Pandora is my parents.
They've used Pandora a lot, but I'm like no one else in my life have I ever heard anyone talk about Pandora.
I guess it works for them. Cool.
But like what the f- yes, yes Gears.
A lot of people in my school used to use Pandora all the time.

(18:20):
Fair enough. I'm just saying I've never fucking heard of it before my parents brought it up.
And I've never heard anyone else say it afterwards.
We're also on iHeartRadio and Deezer, the one that you were really confused about.
I'm looking at all of this because I see on here where to listen to us at.
And I see all the usual ones like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and RSS.
And I was like yeah all that makes sense.

(18:41):
And then I see Deezer and I'm like what the fuck?
They also are a little bit less recognizable now because they changed their icon to that purple heart.
They had a different icon before.
So yeah brand recognition things. It's a bit confusing.
Oh and then of course we're also on RSS.com because that website distributes to all the other places.

(19:02):
And you can listen to it on there.
Oh and duh YouTube. Hi YouTube people.
Most of you are probably watching this on YouTube and if you're not then you don't see me waving at you.
What? Gears where are you?
Audio listeners Gears is like walking around. He's trying to grab something in his IRL room.
You have a gun in your hand don't you?

(19:23):
That sounds like a plastic gun. That sounds like some kind of piece of plastic.
I'm waiting.
Get the fuck out of the camera.
Can you cover me up? They can't see me. They can't see my beautiful top hat.
I forgot to mention that again.
Let's play the game every time of how long into the episode will it take before Nano reminds the viewers
that this episode as with all the others is being recorded in the wonderful virtual world of VRChat

(19:48):
where the three of us are sitting here on the couch together.
I'm only pointing this out because again audio listeners do exist. We love you guys. You're great.
But you can't see me waving my hand here.
I hate advertisements.
Hi there.
Well yeah typically yeah.
Is this portrayed as something I just said?
Not really.
Well you know that's pretty sure we do hate advertisements.

(20:09):
Right before starting the podcast today I did add the audio listeners love you to death.
I added in the bottom right of the directory on the website.
I saw that.
Yeah the little photo of Ted Nivison down there.
And what does it read? It says audio listeners love you to death.
Schlatt is defusing a time bomb with a paperclip and two bananas.
Yeah I would expect that to...
Oh and if you click it it takes you to Chuckle Sandwich which is the first podcast that I ever started listening to.

(20:33):
Which is still a great podcast I listen to.
This podcast is brought to you by Schmeckles.
No.
Aww.
Schmeckles.
Nope. Sorry.
I'm probably about done nerding out.
Nerding out about...
That doesn't sound right.
Just nerding about the...
I've been nerding hard.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

(20:54):
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
No I mean can you nerd soft?
No.
Alright I guess not.
It's only hard or not at all.
Have you nerded hard?
That's what it's like to drop a forward F-150.
Have you nerded...

(21:16):
Nerding hard how it feels to chew five gum.
Nerd your senses.
Alright chat don't forget to if he's not hard anymore chop his dick off.
Yes I said chat because I said that on purpose.
What?
You must chop his penis off if it's not hard anymore.
You slightly...
Because that's what he said.
My robo penis.
...became XQC for a moment.

(21:37):
Chat chat chat chat chat chat.
You're never going to believe it.
I know it's my reenus.
Your reenus. Got it.
Okay that's a new sentence.
My robo penis.
Chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat.
Oh my god.
...is the opportunity to say...
I don't even understand what's going on.
Excuse me.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I don't even know what you're saying.

(21:58):
Chat chat chat chat chat.
I want you to do the whole...
I want you to do the full 48 hour Pick More of the Thousand Year Door stream doing that
voice.
I'm sure you'd rather die.
Okay.
Yeah no I would rather stick the 12 gauge in my throat and just pull the trigger.
I would...
Yeah.
Is he supposed to do like an XQC voice thing?

(22:20):
It would be like a short stream of like some game or something that I've played before
or something goofy.
Yeah of course.
But I would do it as XQC.
Honestly, a really funny game to potentially do it for would probably end up being Five
Nights at Freddy's.
That's a really good idea.

(22:41):
I like that.
Play Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now you have to do it within the next month.
Otherwise this is going to come out and someone's going to steal that idea and they're not
going to credit you.
Fuck.
Yeah.
You see now you're on the clock.
Now you're on the clock.
Fuck.
Okay yeah.
I don't know.
I figured it out.
Yeah.
No thieving.
No stealing ideas.
And if you... we patented it.

(23:05):
Copyright Final Three Brainsales 2024 which is also copyrighted by me.
Double copyright.
Copyright this podcast which is copyrighted by me.
Which is copyrighted by General Electric.
No.
No.
Bulls.
Big audience, low life, sex.
Sex was also made by General Electric.
That was just a strange sentence.
I didn't even process that one all that much.

(23:27):
Okay.
Enough of the sex.
Enough of the thousand year door.
And enough of the fucking website that I spent like 48 fucking hours on and didn't sleep
over.
But it was fun.
It looks beautiful.
But now the only topic we have is General Electric.
No we have more than General Electric.
Just a little thing because I wanted to mention this last episode.
Can I talk to your mom?
No.

(23:48):
No.
Gears is mom.
Can I talk to you?
No.
No.
No.
You mother fucker.
You two wouldn't work.
It would be bad.
Yeah probably not.
Probably not.
So.
Count.
How many times?
I'm not going to count it in editing.
I'm not doing that.
I'm too lazy for that.
But someone else count how many times I've said so.

(24:10):
Like that.
So.
I swear to God I'm going to make a drinking game out of it this time.
No.
I mean it is a Saturday.
Water weekly by General Electric.
It is a Saturday so if there were to be a drinking night it would probably you know.
Like yeah that's kind of how that works.
Let's get smashed when we have the beer.
Everyone on VRC right now is cronked.
Yeah.
Which is surprising because usually people get drunk on VR chat on a Friday night instead
of a Saturday.

(24:31):
But I do.
I saw a drinking lobby there that had 90 people in it.
I'm like.
I don't know about that one.
I don't know about that one.
It's time to get cronked.
So.
Damn it I said it again.
I want to just show a little screenshot of this guy that I got in the mail finally.
You can go ahead and reveal the photo in the group chat.
It's this little plushie that I got.

(24:53):
Finally.
Finally.
I'll have to take a look at the photo.
If anyone's aware of makeshift.
What places is this?
I'll explain.
So makeshift is that one company that makes those.
So makeshift is that one company that.
Remember how I said I wasn't going to do long pauses because it sounds weird for the audio

(25:14):
listeners.
But I mean that was pretty funny though.
So makeshift.
Makeshift and I'm not going to repeat it a fourth time is the company that.
Fuck now my train of thought is going away naturally.
I might have to say it a fourth time.
Makeshift.
They make plushies for a bunch of YouTubers.
Makeshift was created by General Electric.
General Electric.
They make a bunch of plushies for YouTubers and streamers and like game developers and

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stuff.
They make a bunch of plushies.
I'm pretty sure they started out mainly just doing plushies for YouTubers.
And it's like you would have to preorder it and then it would come in the mail like six
months later.
So I ordered this guy back in November.
It is the guidance plushie made by Beyond the person who made Terrace of Nowhere.
This is an entity from Terrace of Nowhere.
It's one of the original entities and it is a really cute guy for the audio listeners.

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It's like a black cat plushie or kind of cat-esque.
It's got like kind of maybe they're like wolf ears and a wolf tail and there's red yellow
and green lights like it's a traffic light.
But otherwise the plushie is like pitch black other than like the red yellow and green lights.
And on the back there's like a little yield sign.
There's a stop sign and there's a the yellow like sign with arrow on it.

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The turning sign.
What's that one called?
Turn here.
Go left, fucker.
Or right.
Depends on which way you're looking at it.
It's a yield stop and turn left.
Yeah.
Or turn right.
It depends, you know, maybe some kid on the fucking highway is like I'm going to rotate
this sign 180 degrees to fool some people.
So.
If you do that the arrow comes from the top and then goes down like that.

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That's not how that's supposed to be read.
It's supposed to go off the...
Go into the ground.
Undertale.
Turn down here.
Turn down here.
You've arrived at hell.
But this is a really cute plushie.
I'm happy with this guy and I can get more...
God the wait was so long though.
This guy was actually special.
I didn't know makeshift does these.
So typically they will have the full design figured out and then they'll be like, okay,

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we got to at least 200 people have to buy this.
If any less than 200 buy it.
Sometimes it might be 100.
But like if any less than 200 people buy this, we're not going to make them and everyone
gets the refunds.
If 200 plus people get it, everyone gets the plushies and they're not refunded.
And when that happens, it takes like six months for them to make all of them.
And it's always a limited run.
So they never come back in stock.

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Like this guy right here, I think is one of 566 that were total made.
Roughly 566.
Maybe give or take like 10.
I don't remember the number exactly.
But yeah, one of 500.
He's pretty cute.
I'm really happy with it.
And now with the upcoming job that's starting, this is the last episode that we're doing
during my phase, my very long phase of unemployment, but I'll be able to get more plushies.

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And I thought about that how I don't know where I'm going to put all these plushies.
I'm running out of room on the bed.
I need some shelves.
Me.
No, my plushies.
Fuck you.
I realize now that one of the issues with being an adult is that you need to find, you
need to buy shelves to put your plushies on.

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It's like a $200 shelf.
How do you think I feel?
You with your massive collection of games and shit.
Yeah, you need a few shelves.
A few shelves.
I got you.
I want that many shelves.
I want that many shelves, honestly.
I was just about to say so, but I'm not going to exclaim so because I'm better than that.
So.
So now.
Off the topic of the plushie, he's just a really cute guy.

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I want to buy more plushies like this now and I'll be able to afford it.
This is not something I wrote down, but job is starting.
It felt like, I got the job offer a month ago and it feels like it hasn't been a month.
The past couple months have been really weird with the passage of time.
Not because I'm getting older, but just because, I don't know, the past four months have been fucking weird in my life.

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It's like I don't remember a lot of it either.
I think most of us can share that sentiment.
I've blocked out a lot of it out of my mind.
And none of it's, there's some pretty shitty stuff and then there's some stuff that's like not as shitty, but it's kind of just all got blocked out.
Hopefully I'll start remembering things now.
What?
I came.
Good job.

(29:33):
In the last four months I finally showed up out of nowhere.
That's what you meant, okay?
That's what you meant?
Yeah, cause you're on a hiatus there for a bit of hanging out with the group.
You were just gone.
He was just a little bit of the gone.
You said he was gone. You didn't know him before he came back.
I didn't even know him.

(29:55):
You didn't know he existed.
Well, exactly.
You were like, all right, John, you're doing a podcast with him.
Yeah, that's what's happening now.
Can we go get dinner first?
Nope, no dinner.
And then we did.
We're sitting on the couch.
We're sitting on the couch and we're enjoying our...
What the fuck?
It's like the thing that happened during the third part.
Dicks were made by General Electric.

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Damn, huh?
Dicks were made by General Electric.
That's a revelation.
Yeah, sorry, but your penis is gone.
The General Electric are the owners of the...what is the one video where the guy gets the call from the small penis club?
It's not called that exactly, but he's like, we can't let you in because your dick is massive.

(30:38):
The sheer girth of it.
We simply can't allow you in.
I showed my mom the superhero movie, the 2008 superhero movie.
The movie called Superhero Movie.
Never heard of it.
So how about you?
It's a parody of most superhero movies.
That makes sense.
And it follows a kind of like a Spider-Man kind of thing.

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And one of the things they're going over about how they love each other, like the uncle Ben, but it's Uncle Albert instead and it's Lucille.
Aunt Lucille.
And then they're going on about how much they love each other.
And he's like, you've grayed, Lucy.
And she's just like, you take a while to piss, Albert.
And then he says another thing.
And then she goes, she goes, you've always had a very small penis.

(31:24):
I was confused where you were going with this.
I was really confused.
And then they just, they just stop.
She just, he just stops and just stops talking.
And then yeah, fucking Rick Riker or Rick Riker just shows up out of nowhere.
I feel like most people would stop talking after that.
Like, especially with the way, if that's how the line was delivered, if that's the way she said it.

(31:47):
Yeah, I had to stop talking too.
You've always had a very small penis.
Can I talk about how I almost died yesterday?
You died?
No.
Damn it.
Okay, fuck.
We got to talk more about the thousand year door.
So, yes.
No.
Last night.
Finally, my praise.
Last night there was some really bad, there was some really, really bad tornadoes in Iowa and I'm, and I think Nebraska?

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Question mark?
I don't know geography.
Sounds right.
So, but there were some here.
I think there were multiple that touched down.
One of them was definitely, I was about to say EMF4.
That's the fucking phasmophobia thing.
What's the?
Uma five, uma five.
What's the?
Category.

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What's the category name for the tornadoes?
What's the abbreviation?
Category.
They just call it category?
I thought there was like an abbreviation for it.
It's category.
As arrested in Oklahoma, it's category.
That's true, that's true.
Have you got any, before I continue, have you had any tornado stuff happen lately?
Anything?
I mean, a month ago there was a tornado touchdown in Oklahoma, but it didn't do a whole lot.

(33:04):
I see.
It was, I'm not going to say like kind of where it was related to me, but it was decently around me.
It was five miles away from me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm like, well, the thing is about it, right, is that whenever you're in Oklahoma,
you get a lot of tornadoes.
So in terms of tornado stuff, you're kind of jaded a little bit.
It's like you hear that a tornado touchdown, you go over, you grab your beer, you get the cap off,

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you sit on your lawn and you watch that bitch go by.
That's about how it is around here.
Oh, God, the other fucking videos where someone would be standing on their porch as a branch like nearly misses their fucking skull.
And it looks like they're in the dead fucking, it looks like they're in the strongest tornado you've ever seen in your entire life,
but they're just standing on their fucking porch.
They're still recording.

(33:50):
They're still recording.
And around them looks like the fucking apocalypse.
Like they're inside of the tornado.
That's Oklahoma.
They're still standing there.
So you can tell I'm not too fond of the people who do those videos.
Did they have a Bud Light at hand?
I don't know.
It was just recorded from first person.
There's one specific video I can think of off the top of my head.
I may or may not be making up the near miss a branch thing.

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However, there was still a lot of shit flying around and I think a tree fell and shit.
Oh, yeah.
So that that's so funny.
That's so funny.
But it's fucked up.
Don't don't do that.
What's the how did the disclaimer song go?
And it was honest.
It was please do not try this.
Please do not try this at home.

(34:36):
I'm not even going to try something like that.
I don't know.
I have to I'll slice it in here.
Is that the disclaimer song?
Try it.
Try it.
Don't you dare try it.
You might die if you do this at home.

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We're going to be careful with the tornado, but we we know we we know quite a bit about tornadoes.
We know what to do at that point.
Yeah.
The one last night, the multiple last night, it was that one of them was definitely a four.
It ravished a smaller town, looked more like a trailer park.

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It's hard to say, though.
What are you are you having a fucking smoke?
I'm talking about a tragedy.
And you're smoking.
I know it was so funny because they were discovering how to do like the hand swap thing and they're laughing about that.
You're laughing about the lighter audio listeners.
He was he had a lighter in his hand.

(35:42):
It was swapping it back and forth.
I was just going like this and they were just swapping between each other continuously.
And I'm like, I have magic powers.
He's one with the force.
Is that a Lindy asset?
Yeah, it's a Lindy asset.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I figured so.
Yeah.
He's also got the one of the two revolvers.
I don't remember which one.

(36:03):
I think it's the cult.
Yeah, this one's pretty nice looking audio listeners.
He has a fucking gun.
Yeah, sure.
So anyways, as I was trying to say, yeah, kind of like a hundred houses or so got destroyed.
Yeah, that'll happen with a tornado.
Yeah, kind of fucked up.
No, no, no one died because thankfully we live in the age where we get warnings for the shit like an hour to an advance or even longer, which is like amazing.

(36:31):
Hello, editor.
I'm a nano here again.
Yeah, I was wrong.
People died.
I don't have anything else to say.
I was just correcting that instead of having a warning like 60 seconds before you're about to get fucking killed, you know, because that's what we used to be.
But now we have the wonderfulness of science and then we we know when the window is going to come in and then when they get windy, you want to get windy.

(36:57):
It's fucking windy. It's a windy chef fly.
That like reminds me to where it's like a couple of friends because like I am partially redneck.
A couple of like I don't know how like the topic of like shouting yee yee came up came about, but it came about and I had to remember that I had done that whilst I was in Paris, France in front of the in front of the

(37:26):
convention center for Twitch con.
I shouted yee yee as loud as I could.
It was amazing.
Yes.
Haircut.
So damn it.
I said it again.
So took a little bit of redneck to France.
It was great.
I mean, have you seen this man?
If you want to see John face, go to episode two.

(37:48):
Oh, yeah.
I was laying in the bed in that one.
There are several references to Hitler.
John balls.
John ball.
No, the balls were cropped.
The balls were cropped.
What did you do to my balls?
Nothing.
Did you crop his balls again?
I did not.
I off your balls because you said either hard or nothing.
I bet it's nothing now.
They're getting chopped up.
No, don't give me the fucking don't give me the cigar.

(38:09):
I don't need that shit.
You don't need it either.
You're a robot.
This episode is sponsored by Manscaped.
This episode is not sponsored by Manscaped.
We'll get a sponsor someday.
It's totally possible.
We do get a sponsor.
Please not Manscaped.
Can I sponsor this?
Can Mythos Maker sponsor this?
This video is sponsored by Mythos Maker.

(38:30):
You'd just be paying me, but like one host paying the other host as a sponsor just feel weird.
I don't know.
Even as a joke, like it just sounds a bit weird.
I don't like it.
This podcast is sponsored by Mythos Maker.
I want you to make your myths true.
I want you to do an ad read for Mythos Maker.
I'll do an ad read for fucking shenanigans because it's in my it's a little bit in my interest because I've managed the speedrun leaderboard for that game.

(38:55):
By the way, no, you have to you have to know.
No, you have to do the ad read for mythos makers as a whole for the website.
I want to do it.
Let him do it.
No, I want Nando to do it because it's funnier because Nando doesn't want to do it.
You know that that is fair.
And I kind of walked into that one a little bit.
Definitely is true.
You are very true, sir.

(39:17):
Fair.
You know, here she can you can take it next time.
I'm just about to chime in and say he can take something else next time.
I'm like, wait, no, stop.
No.
Yes.
I mean, what?
No, not that.
That's for a different show.
If you want to check out mythos makers is his company.
He makes game.
He does game stuffing, art stuff and animation stuff and comic stuff to go.

(39:38):
There's a F3B podcast dot com link below.
And then from there you can find mythos makers as well as all of our other links.
We do, for example, how Gears is supposed to.
Enough.
Gears.
I'm sorry.
I was really mean.
But Gears was supposed to.

(39:59):
It's not out.
It's not set up right now.
But by the time this episode comes out, it'll surely be all set up and everything.
But it was supposed to be ready for the release of episode one.
But it wasn't.
It was supposed to be your Fiverr gig so that people can commission you to do voice acting things.
We're working on that.
We're working on that.
He needs to do some things.
I have a lot of different voices.

(40:20):
Soon.
Wait, is it episode four?
This is episode four, yeah.
I think the first time we mentioned the Fiverr thing is episode three.
And honestly, we'll probably have it set up by the time that episode three comes out.
I think whenever we mentioned the female voice, we were like, oh, we're going to do it by episode four or something.
It was at 44.
It might have been 44.
I don't think there was a specific number.

(40:41):
I think it was just later.
That's at least all I remember.
Well, to be fair, people will be able to hear it on Fiverr because you'll have a listing there for hiring this fucker to do a bitch voice or a different voice.
I will do your hoes.
No, you can't do that.
You can't.

(41:02):
Stop this man.
Stop this man.
Why not?
Stop this man.
Why not?
Why can't I do their hoes?
Stop this man.
He needs to be put a stop to him.
What am I saying wrong?
Because I said so.
That's it.
Simply just because I said so.
I so want you years to at some point have like a suit and like a trench coat type thing and just be a boss with that fucking cigar.

(41:27):
Oh, true.
That'd be pretty cool.
Don't worry, sweetheart.
You've got to do some shit for me.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
And index mic.
Get on your knees and suck and blow.
That's OK.
Well, you've got the cigar.
I've got the Thompson.
But right now I've got to go.
Wee.
Come back here.
Come back here.

(41:48):
I want you listeners.
He's running off.
You see you've got the cigar.
I've got the Thompson.
Then we need the fedora and a coat.
Right.
And that's it.
I think that's about it.
Hi.
That's not a fedora, but you know it's a pretty nice hat still.
Still pretty nice hat.
I believe it's a Panama hat, I believe.
Whatever it is, it's nice.
Not as nice as my hat, however.

(42:10):
Which, by the way, I still forgot to put the, I didn't have a chance yet to put the podcast
logo inside my top hat because inside my top hat here is the logo for the Twitch team that
I'm a part of.
But then I also need to, right below it, put a logo for the podcast.
I have two logos in my hat.
That's what I need.
Or I'll put it on my ass or something.
That's not the Nakama logo.
That's a penis.
Yeah, get a tramp stamp.

(42:31):
Like, is it Nakama?
Don't guess like the view, look.
It's a logo, it's not a penis.
Except only the YouTube and Spotify people can see it.
Audio listeners love you to death.
I'm not pulling my cock out.
I'm pulling my cock out.
Yeah, I wanna ask something on that.
We have Spotify video?
Spotify video, which is a fucking pain.

(42:52):
Let me ramble about this for like two minutes.
No, probably one minute.
Oh god.
Grab a drink, Spotify viewers.
Spotify video, pain.
Got a tramp stamp.
He has the podcast logo on his ass cheek.
It's right there, you can see it.
Audio listeners, you're gonna have to just come over to the video and see it.

(43:15):
I'm also gonna do a call out post on Lucy in a minute.
But first, Spotify video support.
You've got two options.
One, you either have to host the podcast on Spotify, which you don't wanna do.
There's other better hosts that, like I said, distribute to all the platforms.
Spotify also distributes to a bunch of other platforms.
But they've got a lot of issues that I don't like.

(43:36):
RSS.com is a lot better.
And you either have to have the podcast hosted on Spotify primarily, as that's the main place,
or you have to jump through a bunch of fucking menus.
A bunch of really not obvious menus.
There's like two menus next to each other that are both completely different things.
One of them is to move your whole podcast to Spotify exclusively, which you don't wanna do.

(43:58):
And the other one is like manage a podcast that's hosted somewhere else,
but change how it works on Spotify.
You have to go in there, you have to go and fiddle around with a kind of scuffed settings menu,
and you have to go upload.
You have to overwrite the audio file of the audio podcast with the video file.
And holy shit, I will never again take for granted YouTube upload speeds.

(44:23):
Because uploading the podcast to YouTube, the full 1080p 60fps video, that's like 10 gigs,
uploading to YouTube took far less time than it took to upload to Spotify.
I think it took like an hour to upload episode one to Spotify.
It took so fucking long.
It's no big deal, it's just a fucking, it's just, it's stupid.
I had to jump through all of that.
I was talking before about how, oh wow, it's surprisingly easy to get a podcast distributed to all the different platforms.

(44:49):
And then there's Spotify video.
And then there's this shit.
So I'm guessing we're not, I'm guessing we're not getting a Spotify video because of this.
One thousand year door!
I've got a personal bias.
I wouldn't want any exclusive deals, that's for sure.
Like even jokingly or not.

(45:11):
Just because personally I enjoy watching, I enjoy listening to podcasts on YouTube.
I think YouTube is a pretty good place to listen to podcasts, honestly.
YouTube plus the thing where you block something that involves two letters that first starts with an A and second starts with a D.
Where you block things like that.
But I'm not going to say it because I would never have something like that.

(45:35):
And you should never use an ad blocker on YouTube and never, never do anything like that.
Definitely.
Definitely would never install Firefox and never install UBlock Origin.
Never do that.
Yes, Gears?
If we ever sponsor, I do not want it to be Manscaped.
If Manscaped tries to, I'm going to decline the living shit out of them.

(45:56):
Yeah, because they're not that good, right?
But they have the really funny ad where it's like, we need to talk about your balls.
That ad is pretty fucking good though.
Other than that, I've never tried Manscaped product but I've heard from a lot of people that they're not good.
Manscaped's blade has cut me so many fucking times.
I fucking hate it.
But at least I got the funny ad.
I'm not kidding you.
They got the funny ads and that's the only thing that got going good for them.

(46:19):
I don't even remember any other one.
Just the one where it's like, are they smooth?
All covered in bits of annoying fluff.
But he's talking about like, pool.
He's talking about like, eight ball pool.
He's not talking about real balls.
These are my balls.
See how they glisten in the light?
I have a much better time with other brands than fucking Manscaped.
Like the guard that it comes with is not good.

(46:40):
It's really unfortunate that a lot of these companies will sponsor a lot of YouTubers.
And by the way, we like sponsors, we take sponsors, but we're not going to take a couple.
We're not going to take Manscaped.
We're not going to take Raycon because...
Ray Shadow Legends!
I don't talk about Ray Shadow Legends.
We're not going to take Raycon because Raycon earbuds are just not good either.

(47:01):
Which is pretty unfortunate.
Raycon earbuds are fucking bass deafening shitholes.
Literally that is all they have in them.
They don't have any fucking highs.
Their mids are eh.
And their fucking sub bass and bass.
Like the actual, if you've ever looked at that graph where you see like what your headphones are able to do.
Usually you want a V.
V's are really good because it appeals to what everyone wants.

(47:24):
Basically, you have your bass that's like a little bit higher.
And you'll have your highs, which are also a little bit higher.
And then your mid is about like, you know, just normal level.
You want it as a straight line, but that's only if you're an audiophile.
And you want to get everything like crisp and clean and make sure that everything's all right and dandy.
But whenever you're listening and enjoying music, usually like a V.

(47:45):
That's what a lot of people like.
Maybe some people like higher on the highs, but maybe lower on the bass.
I find it personally important to have some.
This is the fucking line for Raycon.
This is the fucking line for Raycon.
It starts up here.
So here's where the line is.
This is where we are trying to put our bass line at.
The audio listeners, they don't know where you're moving your hand.
They don't know.
Okay, let's make it brass.

(48:06):
Go to YouTube.
Zero to 25.
Zero is the bass line.
25 is the highest point.
Raycon starts at a fucking 15, goes back down to a zero, stays at zero, and then barely even goes up to five for the highs.
That's horrible.
Jesus Christ.
If you don't know numbers, um, roller coaster, but on your ears.

(48:27):
And so basically you get a shit ton of bass and it makes it sound terrible.
But for some people, people love, for some people, they love bass.
So sometimes Raycon's good.
Other than that.
It's also specifically, it's weird to me that YouTubers would be sponsored by very inaccurate earbuds because you would think these people edit videos.

(48:50):
They need to make sure that they're hearing like the default pretty much.
Like I find it pretty important to have headphones.
Raycon's not meant for hearing.
I don't know.
I find it really important to have headphones that are like a lot more just good across the board so that like I can edit things clearly.
So that I know that what I'm hearing is roughly what the viewers are going to hear.
It's pretty.

(49:11):
So if you want a pair of headphones that just have deafening bass, get a pair of skull crusher.
Eva's hell if skull crusher fucking, you know, tries to get a sponsorship with us, I will fucking go with skull crusher.
Then Raycon.
Because the skull crusher literally makes a headset that's called the skull crusher.
Evo, my fucking God, it is so deafening with its base, it actually has a slider for it.

(49:36):
But here's the best part.
Whenever you're the slider all the way down, it's line that it usually pulls out is a V.
It's actually a really good V.
But then you can just be like, no, I want to deafen myself with a shit ton of bass slides all the way up, puts it on and literally has its skull, like skull rattling bass.

(49:57):
I am not kidding.
I've tried a pair of them.
They actually rattle on your head.
It is fucking crazy.
That.
I mean, to be fair, the index headphones, if you lay on them in a certain way while wearing the valve index VR headset like I am, if you lay on a certain way, that will also rattle your fucking head.
No, no, no, no.
But you mean those are a whole nother level.

(50:19):
Okay, okay.
Those are a whole nother level.
Like I would literally like put them on and then swing it all the way up, listen to the bassiest song I know of and just be sitting there and it just goes.
I will need to ask you probably in about a month and a half's time for you and I need to go hunting for some good wireless, preferably wireless earbuds because I do plan to buy a big screen beyond and those don't have integrated headphones.

(50:53):
So I'm going to need earbuds in general.
No, no, no wireless.
No, you're shaking your head.
No, no wireless.
Okay.
Okay.
So here's the thing about why why here to hear about why here to hear about.
Why here to hear about wired earbuds are way cheaper first way cheaper.
You can get a pair.
Okay.
If you're looking for a balanced output, KZs, KZs are fucking beautiful for that.

(51:16):
They are.
They are nice to listen to.
They are like 20 bucks for the lowest ones to 18 for their like very lowest.
And if you want some pros, it's 39.
Literally the best of the best is that $39 for those ones.
They're really great for audio files.
I just they've got a very balanced output.
I still like using headphones primarily when I'm at my computer and everything.

(51:37):
However, I you know, I need earbuds for the for the tiny form factor VR headset.
And I kind of want to get wireless ones because it's a tiny headset for the purpose of comfort.
I don't want any any cords just dangling specifically those those little thin cords.
I usually earbuds have because a big screen beyond is still a wired headset.
It's a beefy chunky wires braided.

(52:01):
It's a double braided cord.
Oh, that's nice.
Be nicer than the index.
And you can also you can also take it.
So the KZs, they're like a little nub that you can whenever you want to put it away,
you can just unplug the actual head, the the the earbud and stuff those into like a little like bag
and then take the rest of the cord, wrap it around and then also stuff it in the bag or somewhere else.

(52:23):
It is nice when your earbuds wired earbuds have the option to unplug it from the earbud.
Like you don't the the wire isn't embedded into it.
The wire that specifically for it, the connection point is actually a very common connector
that is actually widely available.
So if you ever lose the cable or breaks or snaps or something happens to it, you can actually order a new one.
And it's like pretty nice.

(52:44):
Barely even ten bucks.
I used to have a pair of KZs.
I fucking lost them.
I need to get a new pair.
But they were like I bought them for fourteen dollars and they still sounded better than almost every single heads that I ever had.
Really like better than a headset.
They've got dual drivers.
I mean, oh, OK.
Have you ever tried HyperX headphones?
Because I've been using them for a really long time and they're pretty good.

(53:05):
I think they're pretty good.
I tried HyperX.
I did not like HyperX.
No, no, I've had a HyperX Cloud headset for a really long time.
It's it sounds to me identical to the index headphones.
I personally like Deep Thuddy Basses.
I mean, as my comparison.
I personally like Deep Thuddy Basses.
I love Deep Thuddy Basses.
That's why I went for the fucking Razor Krakens or whatever the fuck they're called.

(53:29):
I've got a pair of I got I got the kitty ones.
The pink kitty ones.
They're so nice.
They don't make them anymore like how they used to.
And the fucking wired ones are the best ones.
But I broke the fucking.
I forgot you had the cat ear headphones at one point.
Yeah, you'd have you'd have your camera on.
You'd have the cat ear headphones.
I broke them.
That's that's fucked up.
When am I going to see you with cat ear headphones?

(53:50):
When am I going to see you with a nice dark blue pair of cat ear headphones?
If anyone wants to know where I get my knowledge, my full knowledge of all this kind of shit,
search up Dink Pods.
He's fucking hilarious.
Pods pretty cool.
I watched a couple of his videos.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
I watch all of his videos.
He shit me.
I like have that shit playing at night.

(54:12):
Where were we?
Give you a run down of how did we get here?
You wanted audio shit.
No, before that, let's read.
Yeah, sponsorships.
Yeah.
And then we were talking about Raycon.
And then I said I need recommendation because big screen beyond because job is starting
next.
I want to point out we're not we're not done yet.
Viewers don't leave.
We're not done yet.
But because I'm going to say something that if I say something like next week, we're going

(54:36):
to be talking about that.
That sounds like we're done.
But I just wanted to say briefly like I have a feeling next.
I have a feeling that that next week I'm going to want to talk a lot about job things because
I talk about job isn't super interesting.
Typically, however, it's going to be my first week at Amazon, which is a company that I

(54:59):
have very, very, very strong opinions against for a lot of practices.
They do.
But then I do have a lot of family members who work for them and it works for them.
Used to work for them.
I've I've heard a lot of a lot of bad stories.
I've heard a lot of good things.
It's like it's going to be really interesting this first week.
So just because of the fact that it's going to be I feel like it'll be interesting enough
to talk about.
Additionally, because I have not been employed since mid to late summer of twenty twenty two.

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So it's been a bit because it is now as we're recording this today, it is April 28th, twenty
twenty four, April twenty seven.
You're in the wrong fucking time zone.
It's weird.
Seventeen minutes.
April twenty eight.
You're in the wrong fucking time zone in central time.
We still got another 17 minutes at twelve forty three.
We're recording this late.

(55:46):
Would you like to explain to the class why we're recording this episode a couple hours
later than we typically would?
Would you like to explain to the class gears?
I forgot to charge my shit because I was at my mom's all day.
He forgot to charge all his full body trackers, which audio listeners you don't give a fuck
about.
But, um, also, none of you should give a fuck.

(56:07):
You should give a fuck anyways.
These episodes all go up at one p.m. central every every time, every day, every Saturday,
not every day, every day.
We're having that much stuff to talk about.
We're not all day, every day, every single day.
We have that much stuff to talk about.
We're not like we're not gods who like all seeing.
I am omnipotent.
We do it every day now.
Omnipotent.

(56:28):
That's what I was trying to go for.
Um, here I've got this still a lot.
I'm glad we're only an hour in.
Hopefully we still got another like 30 minutes left because there's still a couple more things
I wanted to talk about.
Um, we've come we've come up with a couple things that were not even listed, which is good.
My trackers are about to die.
Well, then you're gonna have to deal with like how we did it on episode one where your trackers
just fucking die two thirds the way through and your legs don't worky.

(56:51):
Uh, do we need to replace you with a cardboard cutout?
Do we need to get you on the Discord call and have your fucking camera here instead?
No, no, he's audio listeners.
He's gonna go.
He's slowly walking over to the cardboard cutout.
I was joking.
I was joking, please.
No.
There he goes.
Damn it.
Well, we can start the next topic without him.
Um, the viewers don't know what the cardboard cutout is yet, but you two do know.

(57:14):
But the viewers at home still don't know what this cardboard cutout is a silhouette of
because it's just a silhouette of cardboard.
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
Um, sure, if you scour Google images enough, you might be able to find it.
Um, it's still here for me.
Let me just.
Yeah, it's scuffed.
Anyways, it's fine.
It's off the camera now.
That's all that matters.

(57:35):
We're sliding around.
We're sliding around the room.
Um, I wrote down a derpy falling for John's gaslighting.
Would you like to explain this one to the class?
Don't thumbs up the camera.
Would you?
You can't say, yep, they don't know what the fuck is going on.
They don't know what I'm talking about.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
John does not want to talk about it.

(57:56):
I'm very sidetracked right now.
What are you sidetracked doing?
Explain to the class that.
I'm looking, I'm looking at art.
God damn it.
Okay, I'll explain the story then.
Cause I guess it's a.
I'm watching Markiplier.
You're not actually.
I am actually.
I'm watching their space.
So I would like to introduce everybody to the new channel Nano Talks Too Much.

(58:19):
Um, it is where I talk to myself for about two hours.
Well, there's kind of just two people on the couch here, but like that don't actually exist.
They're kind of like mindless zombies.
Um, so.
Damn it.
I said it again.
There's been a running gag for a long time that you and I are like married or something
or, or no, the, the, well, there's that partially.
It mainly stemmed from the fact that you decided to gaslight a bunch of people, a lot of our

(58:41):
friends here in VRChat and outside of it, that you and I had done the erotic role play,
the ERP at some point, which hasn't happened, but your gaslighting techniques.
Hasn't?
You're gonna plan on doing it later?
Your consistency really, um, paid off because during the Voltaku's talk show, which we were

(59:03):
on, that was Monday, right?
That was, that was Monday.
Derpy, who was just kind of there in the background and like drunk.
Um, they, but also they were drunk.
So I wonder if this maybe portrays to anything whatsoever.
And with what may have clouded their judgment, but don't know.
Um, I might even pull a clip or something.
Uh, I might put it on screen, but probably not.
I'm too lazy to go actually sift through the whole VOD.

(59:25):
Um, so let me get to the, let me get to the point.
They genuinely believed until they were told live on camera that they genuinely believe
that him and I had fucked.
Oh my God.
So it's just that.
Derpy, Derpy and I think a couple other people thought that we were together for a while.

(59:47):
There were a couple other people.
Expose them.
Uh, Marcy was one of them that checks out.
Yeah.
Um, who else was it?
There's a lot of Marcy.
I think there was the pink, the pink gum one.
Yeah.
The pink gum one.
Whenever I say Marcy, I'm probably going to be referring to the Marcy that I know.
That's also a part of mythos makers.

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So yeah, yeah, of course it checks out.
It was just a lot of Marcy.
This is a pretty generic name.
Well, I say this to a man named John as in John.
Doe, the placeholder name.
But I anyways, that's it.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, it was, it was pretty funny though.
Um, I enjoy that stream a lot.

(01:00:31):
The talk show was very fun and we determined on the talk show that, um, what was the reason
that we decided that volt was going to be the third episode on, on this show?
There was a reason why specifically didn't bring us cause volt.
Did it bring us on his show until like the third or fourth episode of his show?

(01:00:52):
Right.
I was very upset because volt told me so, and this is something I said on, on his show
as well.
Volt told me, uh, uh, whilst we were both at Vegas, uh, we had, we had pizza together.
And he told me that whenever he starts his show, he told me about a show and he told

(01:01:13):
me that whenever he starts his show, that he's going to bring on me and you as one of
the first few guests.
And I expected to be the first guest.
We were not the first guest.
We were not the first guest.
We were in fact the third or fourth guest.
We, there were several other people before us and I took offense to that.
I partially take offense, but also kind of as a joke, uh, for the first one, because

(01:01:37):
for me it's like, okay, the first one, he had his mods on, uh, on the show and like
the people who helped him build the set for the show.
The second episode, I don't know who the fuck was there.
We should have been more important than them.
Guaranteed should have at least been on the second episode.
The fact it was the third one, that's a disgrace.
So Voltaku will be on it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We should have been on the first one.
Voltaku will be on episode 53.

(01:01:58):
We're more important than the people who literally made him.
Yes.
Yes, we are.
Um, he will be, uh, we've decided, decidedly so that he will be specifically the third
guest.
When we start doing guest episodes, I have a feeling that we're probably going to do
them every other week.
Maybe even every other, other week, because I still enjoy just the three of us being here.

(01:02:20):
I don't think we always need a guest to fill in the gaps.
Might get a bit loud, you know, I'm enjoying this so far.
We've not had any issues with coming up with things to talk about.
Then we bring people on once we're all fucking dried up and we're one foot in the grave.
That's when.
What if you just DM'd me, Gears?
What?
You can't DM in the middle of the show.
You can't send me a gif of Markiplier saying smash.

(01:02:42):
Stop.
Smash.
No.
Smash.
No.
Smash.
No.
I can't believe this.
I want to talk about the textbook.
That's just what I haven't written down as is the textbook.
Well, it's not that necessarily.
The glorious holy Bible.
Let me go down.
Let me, let me start from the top here.
Gears and I both diagnosed struggle with severe ADHD to the point where it genuinely affects

(01:03:10):
many aspects of our life.
Even you a little bit more so than me, which I didn't even think was possible.
Slightly, slightly, but it's pretty on par.
So, you know, two of the brain cells here are actually just have developmental issues
that caused the ADU shiny.
And the one is just crazy.
That's you.
Hi, John.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.

(01:03:31):
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, John.
Hi.
Prime example of ADHD that I wave towards you and I'm like, oh, my nails are rainbow
colored.
Well, look at that.
Look at that.
As I'm waving toward you.
Buddy.
Look, look at the nails.
They're rainbow colored.
Look at this fucking color change and there's glitter and shit.
I've got boobies.
Yes, you do.
So, damn it.
I said it again.

(01:03:52):
Fuck.
This has not been an issue for the previous three episodes.
Why do I love those two letters so much now?
I had a previous psychiatric appointments that I was going to at this one place.
It's not that I wasn't really connecting with them that well, but it's just I feel like they
weren't as good at their job.
They seem to be more like generic.
Like they can kind of prescribe you anything for anything and they didn't really seem to

(01:04:16):
specialize in anything, which was not exactly what I was looking for.
So, I was looking especially for someone who can mainly specialize a lot in things relating
to ADHD and then potentially a couple other things here and there as those crop up.
Because ADHD has been fucking ravaging my life.
It is both the reason that or at least most of the reason that I just don't sleep most

(01:04:41):
nights and if I do sleep it's like at most like a couple hours.
So, and especially the past couple days, I haven't been sleeping much at all.
And ADHD and my problems has always been that thing where if I sit down, if I sit down anytime
at all, you have to get me up because I won't be able to get up for like the next hour.
It's not even like I think the phenomenon is called ADHD paralysis.

(01:05:03):
I also have like the time dialysis.
Like I don't know what time it is and I have such a skewed perception of it.
I can sometimes know exactly what time it is, but then sometimes fuck.
It felt like only a minute passed, but it's actually been like 12 hours and I'm like what?
My sense of time has been improving.
It's still not great though.
But I do also struggle with ADHD paralysis.

(01:05:26):
Specifically for me, it's not being able to get the fuck out of bed despite a lot of things.
That one as well.
So where was I going with this?
Right.
So I am not going to the old place anymore.
I went to this new place a couple days ago.
Very conveniently, this appointment just so happened to line up right before I need to start this job
where I need to be the top of my game because I need I've got two weeks of training in front of me.

(01:05:48):
I got to be ready for everything.
It's also a very mentally draining job, not a very physically demanding, but it's very mentally demanding at all times.
So because customers support Amazon, you know.
So if someone's calling Amazon, they're probably not the brightest person to begin with if they're calling Amazon.
Because you know, you can usually figure shit out on the website.

(01:06:11):
I'd like to cancel my order.
You can do that.
I don't know how this job is going to go, but we'll see what happens.
Regardless, went to this new psychiatric psychiatrist.
That's the word.
And he's amazing.
He's amazing. I described him a bit to you and you also think he's amazing.
So right off the bat, I was really I was really tired.

(01:06:36):
So like very, very sleep deprived because I did not sleep the previous night.
So I had my mother come in with me and just start to get the ball rolling so that I could because again, I'm fucking sleep deprived.
I'm not thinking straight.
She asked a lot of important questions that I was totally going to forget about simply because of sleep deprivation and ADHD in general.

(01:06:57):
So this guy was great.
He had all the right answers that I really liked this guy immediately.
Like him and I just hit it off so well that within like 20 minutes of each other getting to know each other,
he handed me the DSM 5 TR, the diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders.

(01:07:19):
He just handed it to me.
He's like, I think I think you might like this.
He doesn't show that to anyone that he meets like like he doesn't know that anyone, but he's like, I think you might find this interesting.
And he opened up to page 69, which is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, ADHD, ADHD, shiny squirrel.

(01:07:40):
And did that while driving an accident.
And it was great because there was a lot of stuff.
It was a lot of information that book was similar to the stuff that I read online, but it was a lot more clear and concise.
And whenever I'd read stuff online about symptoms, it would be like there would be slight variations in the things that I read.
So this book kind of just like definitively says, OK, this and this and this.

(01:08:04):
This is like the official book for from the American Psychiatric Association.
Like this is a big deal. This book is fucking chunky as all hell.
It's got like one thousand two hundred pages in it.
And the fact that ADHD was on page 69, I think that's pretty cool.
So there's requirements in here of like and I'm not going to read all this off.

(01:08:26):
If someone wants to go find the book, feel free to.
There's PDFs online and shit.
This man, by the way, another reason I like him a lot is because I was like, can I can I find this online somewhere?
He's like, oh, yeah, with your skills, I'm sure you'd be able to.
I think he was nudging towards piracy, which, you know, I love this guy.
I think he's great. And I was going through the list here of diagnostic criteria where you have to meet all the you have to meet a certain amount of things on this list.

(01:08:55):
And you have to meet a certain amount of things on this list.
You meet every single one with flying colors. I mean, about nine.
I mean, about like. Nineteen twentieths.
I don't know why I'm giving that kind of fraction, but like only I only didn't have like five percent of them.
And then I was diagnosed when I was eight. Yeah.

(01:09:18):
You you got it. You got it pretty bad, too.
I should have been the fact that I wasn't complicated.
Not going to get into that. So not necessarily anyone's fault.
Not going to. I want to make that clear.
And then on the next page is there's something I find a little bit funny.
Specify current severity. There's mild, moderate and severe.

(01:09:40):
And the requirements for severe you have to have you have to check off one of these three things.
You have to either many symptoms in excess of those required to make the diagnostic diagnostics diagnosis.
So like if you, for example, are like Gears where you check off one hundred percent of the boxes when you only need to score like a seventy five percent to actually be diagnosed, you know.

(01:10:04):
So that alone. OK. Severe. That's it.
Or option B, several symptoms that are particularly severe.
Yeah. Check off that one, too.
And then see or the symptoms result in marked impairment in social or occupational functioning.
Check that off, too. So Gears and I I coined this because I find it a little bit funny.

(01:10:30):
But it's the don't take me too seriously on this.
Just a bit of a joke. I'm no fucking expert.
But triple severe. How does that sound?
If you only need one of the three to be marked off as severe.
Well, we got three of three. We're triple severe.
Triple severe ADHD gang. What the fuck? Jesus Christ.
And I do understand, though, why he wouldn't let most other people read these books, because a lot of people will fall into the trap of reading a bunch of symptoms and then thinking that they have like seven of these mental illness.

(01:11:02):
Like they think I got this thing and I got this thing and I got this thing.
And that rationale is totally fine.
I see myself as a person who is able to look at things despite the bias joke earlier.
I see myself as a person who's able to view things a little bit more objectively than the average person.
I think I'm definitely above average in terms of being able to view things objectively with fact and removing opinion and removing opinion from it.

(01:11:28):
Say for like one or two, one or two, say for like one or two things.
However, those are learning experiences.
My bias. Yeah, this podcast is cool. I rated to five stars. Fuck you.
Yeah, I did. I do like it.
It was pretty funny. I'll take that as a glistening letter of recommendation or something.

(01:11:49):
So I've never said glistening letter of recommendation.
I'm I'm I've never said that before.
Anyways, distracted, as you can clearly tell.
But because I because I feel like I'm able to view things a little more objectively, I think and I think he picked up on that as well from just getting to know me for a very short amount of time there.

(01:12:11):
So, I mean, he just he walked over to the other side of the room, pulled the book off of a shelf and like handed it to me and flipped to the page.
It's like I feel kind of special. I don't know.
I'm really happy with that, though. That was only the first appointment.
Don't want to like a month from now, but that was pretty great.
Good time next time. Yeah, no, I think I think it was really nice.
And the couch. Oh, my God, the couch was so fucking comfortable.

(01:12:32):
His his office was really like nice.
Meanwhile, the last place it was it was it was dull.
It's like when you go to the it's like when you go to the doctor's office and they have you sit in sitting in there for a while.
It's kind of like that kind of emptiness, Blanche type room.
Of course, it's not a doctor's office, but still like there was a desk.
There's two chairs, a computer.

(01:12:53):
There's a big desk with like nothing on it pretty much.
Anyways, continue. My therapist. So, OK, my father is a hey, look, my legs gone.
The leg ran out of battery. My father is a very big oof. Big oof. Big oof. Big oof.
We don't talk about your father. Honestly, he extremely he just absolutely destroy how my interviews went.

(01:13:15):
The guy I was interviewing with is actually pretty chill.
I liked him a lot. His couch was pretty comfy as well.
And so just just the couch, nothing else? What were we talking about?
You're just talking about the couch. All right. You're just talking about the couch.
I see that. That's fair enough.
Was the man wants to mention a comfy couch. Let him be. Let him be.
OK, everyone's watched the follow series, right? Yeah, definitely.

(01:13:36):
OK, have you? I don't. I don't know that thing.
I'm not know. We can't let him ramble on about media for another 30 minutes.
We don't have that time. His legs are dead.
We are at the hour twenty five mark. I do want to go over one more thing here.
But first, oh, I'm also not like, what was I going to say?

(01:14:00):
You see at all. So no, well, you I mean, well, you do the one thing that's like you do.
You do that off and on because that's the way it works. Right.
Have you not done it in a long time? I haven't done any medication at all in like the last.
You probably should. Nine years.

(01:14:21):
Oh, yeah. I mean, so the medication I forgot to mention.
Hold on. I forgot to mention I'm medicated now.
Yes. And I'm feeling really good over the past couple of days.
I'm feeling a lot more just like a normal fucking functioning human being.
Sleep didn't improve. Honestly, I might have gotten sleep might have gotten two percent worse, but not by much.
Otherwise, I'm feeling pretty just better. I'm feeling better.

(01:14:44):
No, I will be eating after this. OK, good.
Because that's the biggest thing is that your appetite kind of disappears on those medications.
A lot of them. Yep. That's why that's why whenever I was going through the whole system,
I had to find an entirely different medication to use.
I found an NPHP specific one.
If I do remember what my doctor was explaining it to me like, is that basically what it does is that it repairs the dopamine receivers in the head,

(01:15:11):
in the brain by in like putting in NPHP through a pill and then basically your brain picks it up and goes,
I should have more of this. It starts repairing it.
Explain in layman's terms to the to the viewers what the hell this thing actually fucking does.
NPHP is basically the chemical receiver for dopamine inside the brain.

(01:15:35):
The dopamine receivers that are inside your brain that between the neurons kind of like fire off and shit like that.
I can't remember exactly. I'm also I'm way too tired to explain in full terms.
But basically those little those little receivers are made of a chemical, which I can't exactly remember the name of, which is NPHP.
It's abbreviated name for it. And so ADHD is usually either a cause between like three different elements, three different type of ailments,

(01:16:01):
mental disorder. This is not layman's terms. Get to the basically.
Your brain can't produce dopamine as well as John can.
No dopamine. And so your brain tries to find other ways to function,
which then causes problems as well because brain just then goes off on a rant and goes, oh, Rougarou.

(01:16:28):
And so it can't focus. There goes my other leg. The moment you said that your leg disappeared.
Rougarou. Leg gone.
But no, so the NPHP helps with the helps with the focus and stuff by helping your brain repair it.
And it also makes you go to sleep like really hard. Specifically the way you described it.
The way you described it to me was that like you take it for you take it for a while and it kind of rewires your brain and then you can not take it for a while.

(01:16:54):
Like you go off and on it. Yeah, it's back and forth. So that's how they also explained to me.
And I it lasted for like after taking I think it lasted for over four years.
You should get only been recently having problems. I get some kind of appointment schedule.
You you're you're unemployed at the exact current moment. Still for a moment here.
That's not how this works. You should. I need health insurance.

(01:17:17):
Fuck. I forgot we live in this shit ass country. Yeah, no, no. Sorry.
I forgot where I am. I thought I was in the fucking ocean. Continue.
You know, honestly, I would. I've been trying to because I've noticed that honestly, I've been having a harder and harder time trying to get to work on time because I just keep I sit down.

(01:17:39):
Stop. Just everything goes.
The way that the medication I'm taking was described to me, which I've never heard this described this way before.
And again, we are not medical professionals. Do not listen to anything that we're saying. Blah, blah, blah.
The disclaimer song. Please do not try this at home. If you do, you might die. Do not try this.

(01:18:00):
I just every single time I do. Those are the two things that we need to start that I'm going to start.
Well, I've been splicing in the audio listeners love you to death image right on screen whenever I say audio listeners love you to death because I like saying audio listeners love you to death.
And there's the image three times, but I'm probably I'm going to start splicing in now the disclaimer song. Don't say three times.
They'll show up. No, Ted Nibbison. He's fucking punches through the wall like the fucking Kool-Aid man.

(01:18:26):
You. Oh, yeah. I don't know why I just imagined that so vividly that really flat wall right there looks like something that a Kool-Aid man slash very buff Ted Nibbison would just fucking walk through like pose like this.
And be like, you. You want milk?

(01:18:49):
I don't know, because the because you did the milk man thing for like he did in one video where he went to Coachella and was just offering people milk because he's milk man.
Where was I going with this milk man? My milk is delicious. Where was I going with this? I don't know.
Where was I? I don't know.
No, where if I was going was actually like it actually was was something. It was something a therapist.

(01:19:14):
Yeah, don't take our don't take our advice things because we're not medical professionals. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Anyways, what other disclaimers I need to put in here?
I did not forget the top. I remembered it now. The the fair use disclaimer so that I can use the disclaimer song.
But first, I need a fair use disclaimer right at the start.
And then I need one of those disclaimers like don't harass any individuals referenced or mentioned in this video.

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And I need a fair use and then please don't. We don't want you to do that.
I don't care how much you hate them or how much I hate them and want them to die.
I mean, I want them to be tortured. Who are you referring to?
Slow turn your head towards me. Daddy. Yeah, I thought so.
I just felt the strong urge to like say daddy and like a high pitched voice. I'm like, no, no, don't do that.

(01:20:04):
That's just a sound clip waiting to happen. No, that's just not.
I am not vocally warmed up for that either.
So it probably cannot really poorly, but then I'd feel the need to keep it in because I don't want to edit it out simply out of some kind of principle that I cannot think of.
The final singular brain cell is just drawn over here in his own little world, but he's only actually saying more.

(01:20:25):
We both completely and utterly lost certain he's looking up for any more of the thousand year door.
That's what he's doing. Yo, important doors.
I was one of that. Do you want you actually want to know what I'm doing right now?
A little bit. What are you doing? I'm rereading a section of what?
He's literally all I've been doing is one day. I want to the top left corner.

(01:20:49):
A John cam that's just his screen share of him reading scrolling through this. Now I'm not doing that.
I'll edit it in for like three seconds. I'll edit it in for like three seconds up in the corner.
Live John reaction. And it's just the fucking it's just you looking at the book.
I say John looks up in the camera goes porn pornography.

(01:21:11):
Why don't I say it like that? It's pornography now.
That was actually pretty good. That was actually pretty good. That was a good impression.
What I was trying to say, and I only forgot it once. I've remembered it since I forgot it.
It was described to me in a way of like and this goes along the dopamine thing that you said is like my brain is capable.
Shit, I'm a robot. My circuitry is capable of producing dopamine.

(01:21:36):
However, I can't grab and use it. And I don't know how true that is, but that's the way he described it to me.
And that this and that the medication will allow the brain to actually go ahead and use the thing that's that is there, but that isn't work.
But the thing that is there, but that can't be used for some whatever fucking reason, because cells are fucking stupid.

(01:21:58):
It's the nerves. It's just neurons inside the head.
Stupid fucking neurons. Who the fuck needs neurons? I'd rather be a pile of mush.
SCP 999. I mean, not that there's there's another one that's just like a pile of flesh. The 999 is a happy guy.
Yeah, that's the happy guy.
Mm hmm. There's another one I'm thinking of. I don't know numbers, though.

(01:22:19):
I haven't been super into SCP as much as I used to.
The SCP in this foundation, the SCP foundation.
No, because there was the one time where, no, that just reminded me there was the one time where Kira raided me and they were like, oh, go show Nano some love.
There's streams from SCP there. Go have fun with the with the SCPness of it all.

(01:22:44):
They they meant like SCP like like like how you say something.
Yeah, yeah. But instead it just sounded like they said SCP penis.
Yes, there's glitter in my hair. Oh, no, I said spooder.
I thought you said glitter. Spooder? What the fuck? There's a spider?
Where? Markiplier.

(01:23:07):
Shut up. You're ruining my train of thought, you fuck!
You and I need to go back on both songs, because that works better than this.
We should go back. We're going to be the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth guests respectively.
I do want to I do want to go back on there.
There's another show. I'm not going to name what the show is, but there is another show that I do also want to go on at some point.

(01:23:34):
I need to wait on that. Would you like to get on that?
Say the name, because there's one that I'm thinking of as well.
I don't want people to bug this individual to get me on or anything like that.
That's what I was thinking of. I would like to get on that as well.
We both go together! No, my train of thought would be completely shit if you were there.

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I got to be there alone.
It's one in the morning.
Would I want to go alone? Because then I don't know, maybe I might run out of things to say.
No, no, I wouldn't. I need to have more confidence in that.
It is currently one in the morning for you. That's because you're in a shit-ass time zone and you didn't charge your own fucking shit.
So that's why we're up this goddamn late.

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Vineboom. Vineboom.mp3. Vineboom.mp3.
Dipshit. Vineboom.mp3.
Why is my hip still alive?
The hip tracker still has battery for some reason, but not the other two foot trackers.
Nope. You lost all feet privileges.
He's in defeat. He's not in defeat.

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He's into defeat.
He's looking up the- I was about to say Tears of the Kingdom.
The Thousand Year Door foot rule 34.
Yo, Tears of the Kingdom.
Again, I'm reading one piece.
But a character that doesn't have- specifically a character that doesn't have feet, like a ghost.
I've seen photos- I've never played Thousand Year Door, but I've seen photos of the-

(01:25:00):
This is like a ghost with big hongle-gongle.
Um, I was- when I said Thousand Year Door rule 34, that's what came to mind.
Not that I've seen any. I'm just like- I haven't seen any of this game.
I've seen the trailer. The trailer had this like- a ghost with a big chest.
And for some reason that just came back to my mind of like-

(01:25:24):
Let's say apathetically speaking, John was looking up Thousand Year Door rule 34.
How many fucking times am I gonna say the Thousand Year Door rule 34?
We need a counter for that. We need counters for everything. We need slave labor and this fucking-
The podcast viewers need to turn into slaves who just count the stupid fucking things that I say.
And then how many times- what about you? What would be your gimmick?

(01:25:48):
How many times he forgets to charge his trackers? And how many times you mention Mythos Makers?
No, not that, because I'm fine with that. What would be the gimmick for you?
The General Electric. Oh, it might be General Electric.
Yours is so. No, but we actually like that one. That one's funny.
Yours is so. Mine's stupid shit. Yours is actually forgetting to charge trackers, which is a bad thing.

(01:26:09):
General Electric is a funny joke. I've only done that twice.
Yeah, twice too many. Twice too many.
Mine would be how many times they fidget. Twice. Twice. This is the fourth episode. Motherfucker, that's 50%.
That's 50%. This is small grouping. We need more data.
All the data. All the data. No.
How many times they fidget throughout the entire episode? That'd be a great one.

(01:26:31):
I mean, define fidgeting.
Moving around like that?
The entire runtime of the show.
The whole thing. Just crop- start point to zero. How many seconds they fidget?
Start point, zero minutes, end point. Editor Nano and sort of text-to-speech voice saying out loud exactly what time it currently is in the podcast.

(01:26:59):
One hour, 27 minutes, 35 seconds.
That time. Editor Nano, you got this. I believe in you.
No, I don't want to do it because you said so.
Perfect. You sound exhausted. I think we should wrap this up because you aren't even paying attention anyways because you have a skill issue.
Damn it. You know, one- It's not a skill issue.
One Piece is a good argument though. I'm not even mad. One Piece is actually a good argument. Don't do that again though.

(01:27:23):
Go watch Fallout on Amazon video?
On Prime?
Oh yeah, on Prime video.
Prime video.
Amazon Prime video. Yes, you have to buy a subscription. Yes, there is sexual content in it but hey, who cares?
Go give my boss more money. Go give daddy Bezos some-
They're not sponsored by them. It's just a really great series that actually follows the lore really really really really closely.

(01:27:45):
And best part is most of the props are actual props like physical items like actual items in the- in like-
The power armor that they have in the actual show is actual power armor. Like they built the fucking-
We get it, we get it. If the show was a woman he'd be fucking the shit out of her and marrying her on the spot.

(01:28:08):
Why did that come to mind? Why did that come to my mind?
The only time that was ever mentioned was on the first episode and then the dude was like immediately killed.
Was that a reference to what I just said? There was fucking- no way. Sex!
Fallout Sex DLC. Like literally in the first episode.
Fallout Sex DLC. It counts as down- no, it counts as downloadable content because you're downloading the video.
You're- well you're streaming it which means you're downloading little bits and pieces of it as you go.

(01:28:33):
But it's still a download. It's just like a trickle download. But your download in the show is just a sex DLC.
My love of Fallout. I have loved Fallout ever since I played Fallout 4 and shit like that.
I then started playing Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas and stuff like that.
I even have Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout Tactics, Fallout Brotherhood of Steel, shit like that.
When's it gonna fall in?
Since Fallout 76 came out I pre-ordered it and I fucking hated it.

(01:28:57):
Yeah, it was horrible. I had fun with my friends whenever I first played it.
But it was such a horrible fucking like- it just can't- ugh.
Had you ever watched the Internet Historian video, the fall of 76?
Yeah, it's terrible.
That video- not the other video that you're mentioning.
If anybody ever wants to see how bad Fallout 76 was on launch, and I've never even played a Fallout game so I don't really know what's-

(01:29:18):
Oh, what's the usual Fallout- the usual Fallout standard, says the man himself.
So Fallout 76 came out- okay, let's go over this.
First, I was a beta player for Fallout. They did not do beta right.
They fucking did beta until everyone was about level 25 and then closed beta and made it open world to everybody else.

(01:29:40):
That was the wrong decision because no one had power armor until level 30 or like level 28 to 30.
So power armor at this point was completely untested and so whenever everyone started getting power armor and it was all the beta testers
and some of the guys who went through fucking speeding throughout most of the shit,

(01:30:03):
power armor glitches happened all the fucking time. All the time.
And there were so many other glitches, connectivity issues and shit like that.
I had such a shitty time while playing Fallout 76 after the beta came out and it was god-awful.
I still bought it twice but that's because friends played it and I wanted to get more experience with it
and have a lot more fun times with it because I was still believing in the Fallout that I loved and known.

(01:30:27):
But it still had some issues with time because- okay, there's an entire vault- actually no, there's a silo that you can go into
and basically you can go to the power cycle.
The power cycle doesn't exist because the power cycle doesn't exist until Fallout 4 which is like almost, I think, 200- no,
175 years after that event and the plans were given out to Vault 88 to test it out so they can actually give out the shit.

(01:30:54):
That's why it makes sense in the Fallout series but not in the Fallout 76.
Fallout series actually follows more lore timelines than Fallout 76 does.
You're such a bitch.
Gears, Gears, Gears! Come back to us!
We're on the show. Careful. If they want to know how bad Fallout 76 is, they can go watch the Internet Historian video on it.
It's so nice now.
Is it better now?

(01:31:15):
When you get back into it, yeah, whenever you get back into it, it's so much better.
It actually has balancing-
Did they? I'll just ask one question and this will answer the whole thing.
Did they do a complete 180 like No Man's Sky did or is it still got its issues?
I mean, fuck, every game's got its own little glitches and shit but whenever it comes down to balancing issues-
So they did not do a whole flip flop No Man's Sky type situation?

(01:31:37):
No, they did not do a whole flip flop No Man's Sky to what I know of.
All I know is that they added more content, they actually fixed out a lot of the bugs that were originally there,
and then they also added so much more content that actually makes sense to the lore.
Oh my god.
Yeah, so it's not gonna cost you fucking $4 for Lightwood Laminate in the store.
Oh yeah, everything is-
$4 for Lightwood Laminate.

(01:31:59):
But come on, surely the prices are cheaper.
No, they don't charge you $4 for Lightwood Laminate.
No.
They do.
Fuck, that's such an expensive floor!
They still have all the fucking shit for that kind of stuff, though they have more content with that.
Digital land in the Metaverse.
Though you don't really need it.

(01:32:20):
My favorite thing about Fallout 76 right now is how much content there is to explore and how many places it actually goes into,
because that's probably one of the biggest things that Fallout players have always wanted to see is,
what's happening with the rest of the US?
Time.
No.
It has been-
No.
It has been an hour forty-six and you said yourself that you're tired.

(01:32:42):
Now you're rejuvenated because you want to talk about how horrible the game is and how great it is, which is cool.
But no, if you ever get to, play Fallout 76 after watching the show.
It's actually really fun after so.
Do actually make sure you're with some friends.
And if you want a fever dream, watch the video that came out specifically the fall of 76.
But careful because that video could probably turn you off from playing the game because it's very critical of it.

(01:33:05):
And then there's a video referenced in that video of someone else who made,
I guess it was a part one video of all the bugs that that individual person had encountered in Fallout 76 on launch.
And the video was seven hours long.
And it was all the bugs that that one person encountered.
Seven hours long.
That's rough.

(01:33:26):
Sometimes shit just does not activate.
Sometimes shit just does not activate.
I think there was multiple ones after that.
I think the seven hour video, I don't think that was the only one from that guy.
I've never watched that video.
I don't have that kind of time on my hands to watch funny things that my build that I started building before all the shit in the updates.
Like I had had this character for a very long time, like two years.
And the build that I was building is a melee build specifically.

(01:33:48):
Yeah, my friend who's in his level 86, who is who is an assault class bill does less damage than I do.
I literally just come up to just enemies and just punch them once and they just fly.
Melee build.
But is it like it's like a G mod ragdoll though?
Is it like a G mod ragdoll?
No, all of a sudden their face just pops up straight into my face and then all of a sudden it just drops.
One bad game zero out of ten.

(01:34:11):
Interesting also the G mod thing is an interesting topic, but we're out of time really.
Also didn't get a chance to bring up the other topic about the the one that I sent the VR related thing.
But we can bring up both of those next.
I'm not going to mention it because I want to bring it up next week.
I really didn't want to bring that one up because of how much information that we don't know about of it.

(01:34:32):
We can mention it.
We'll see next week if anything else has come out about it.
VR game was announced, we might talk about it next week or we might not.
So, no more fallout.
I'm cutting you off.
Time, Mr. Freeman.
Is it really that's time again?
No more time, no more time.
It is fucking 1.30 in the morning for you.

(01:34:54):
It is 1.29.
Okay, let's go back.
You go back.
I'm pulling all nighter because I have to do things tomorrow.
No, no.
That's true.
That's true.
Thank you everybody for being here tonight.
This was today, today morning, evening, afternoon, night, whatever time zone, wherever you may be, whatever the hell.
That motion looked like you were jerking yourself off.

(01:35:16):
I'm sorry.
It's just really look like.
God damn it.
He's play space moving, but it looked like a wanker.
This was a fun episode.
I think there's a lot better than the last one.
You can find all of our socials and all the cool things that we do, including probably by the time this episode comes out, being able to hire gears for voice acting stuff.

(01:35:37):
Go actually check it out.
And then also, John, for your things like animation and comics and video games.
I've posted a bunch of animation stuff in terms of like my animation portfolio here recently on my personal YouTube channel.
So I'm looking for animation work.
Other than that, I'm still in terms of anything that I'm doing.

(01:36:00):
I've been I've been doing a few new things, but I'm not quite ready to talk about any of that stuff quite yet.
And me, I'm switching up some things behind the scenes as well, but I'm not ready to talk about that yet.
And also by the time this episode comes out, it's probably already happened.
But that's a topic for me to probably talk about on stream.
You can find all of our socials, all of our streams, all of our YouTube channels, all of our Twitter accounts and everything at F3Bpodcast.com.

(01:36:26):
And there's also a link down below if you're on YouTube or above here.
If you're like on most other podcast platforms because the description is like up there or you could type it in manually or figure it out.
I don't know.
If you're here and you're listening to a podcast, you probably have more brain cells than us combined.
Okay, maybe you've got more than three brain cells.

(01:36:48):
You probably know how to if you don't navigate your podcast website, you probably know how the fuck to navigate to a website because it's a website because that's how it works.
It's a website.
Wow, that's crazy.
It's a website.
I never would have thought of that.
And yeah, you can find all the other episodes.
You can find also the video version of this podcast on YouTube and Spotify.

(01:37:09):
Preferably go watch on YouTube.
At some point, I might just get really fucking fed up with Spotify video podcasts, but probably not for a while.
Disclaimer, after the rant earlier and shit, I might throw hands with Spotify at some point.
And if I do, oh, so help me.
You better be watching on YouTube.
I'll say it again.
I think YouTube is still a good podcast platform, but we're available literally everywhere.

(01:37:31):
You can also find all the places that we are available that this show can be listened to, which pretty much is any podcast platform.
But if you want all direct links, they're also at F3Bpodcast.com.
This was a long outro.
I need to get these shorter.
But also, to be fair, you guys had done the last two episodes outro.
So I'm rusty.
Actually, this is the first actual outro I've been able to do because episode one, we didn't know what the fuck we were doing for an outro.

(01:37:54):
And that was the last time that I did it.
Oh, yeah.
I never told anyone this.
We rotate.
It was me, John Gears, me, John Gears in that order.
So next episode, I'll be complaining about you from episode two, but we'll get to that.
We'll get to that joke when we get to it.
Anyways, thank you all so much for listening slash watching slash whatever the fuck you're doing.
Have an amazing, fantastic rest of your morning, evening, afternoon or night.

(01:38:15):
And I got to walk over to the camera.
Outro.
Shit, I hit my door.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck put this door here?
Who the fuck put the door here?
My balls.
Nobody tell me that you have not been recording this whole time.
I will actually commit a mass genocide on the fucking...
I have not been recording this entire time.

(01:38:37):
I have not been recording this entire time.
Both of you can kiss my ass.
Gladly.