August 2, 2025 • 23 mins
Ready for some raw, unfiltered talk about what's really happening in bedrooms across America? Buckle up, because this episode goes places most relationships podcasts are too afraid to venture.
The journey begins with a revealing contrast: while some men (like the host's cousin) feel threatened by their partner's sex toys, others see them as enhancements to keep relationships exciting and satisfying. This fundamental difference in mindset—insecurity versus confidence—sets the stage for our deep dive into modern intimacy. Through personal anecdotes that will have you laughing out loud (including a hilariously misguided adventure with performance-enhancing pills), we explore why prioritizing your partner's pleasure creates lasting connections while self-centered approaches lead nowhere.
Beyond the physical aspects, we tackle the increasingly transactional nature of modern dating. Why are so many people expecting financial investment before emotional connection? How did we create a culture where genuine interest takes a backseat to material expectations? The most powerful takeaway emerges from this honest examination: "Sexual gratification is the cherry on top. It's not the sustenance." The true foundation of meaningful relationships isn't found in physical intimacy but in genuine connection—the conversations, laughter, and emotional bonds that make everything else worthwhile.
Whether you're single, coupled up, or somewhere in between, this episode challenges you to rethink your approach to intimacy and connection. Share your thoughts or your own experiences in the comments—we want to hear from you! And if you found value in these unfiltered insights, subscribe to Four Steppers Only for more conversations that go where others won't.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ain't this what they been waiting for?
You ready, uh Uh.
I used to pray for times likethis, to rhyme like this.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So I had the Grind lips Hit the shine like this On
them.
Welcome to Four Stompers.
Only hey man, I ain't get thefull feeling of that.
What you talking about to fourstep was only hey man, I ain't
get the full feeling of that.
What you talking about?
Gangsters moving signs, nigga,and I don't talk a lot, I don't
say a word.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't say a word.
I got what I deserve.
Hold up, wait a minute.
Y'all thought I was finishedwhen I woo.
I know y'all weren't expectingto hear me dreams and nightmares
.
I was finished when I Woo, woo.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I know y'all weren't expecting to hear Meet Dreams
and Nightmares when thismotherfucking episode was
started, but I had to make surey'all know I wasn't done.
Y'all don't want to pauseBecause I mean shit.
I locked up a little bit.
I ain't even gonna hold you.
But welcome to Four Steps Only.
I'm that little nigga, thattubby nigga, that short nigga,
(01:10):
jack, the host with the least,the shortest host.
But I want to talk to y'allabout.
I did a poll on my InstagramFour Steppers Only when I'm a
lot, and people tell me all thetime that I post them on sranchy
as shit and they see it, theylaugh at it and they be thinking
(01:32):
that they want to share it, butthey be scared too.
I just don't give a fucksometimes because I mean shit.
People already know howreckless my mouth is sometimes
when it comes to certain things,um, when it comes to certain
things, um, but don't, don't getit twisted, don't get it
misunderstood um, we respectpeople unless we respect people
(01:52):
when respect is given.
I mean, because respect is atwo-way street.
So I'm going to get get back tomy, to the story today.
We're gonna jump straight in itfucking bullshit, um.
So me and my cousin were talkingand he was telling me about him
and his wife's situation.
(02:12):
My cousin's older than me andhis ideals are totally different
from mine and sometimes we meetup at a certain tangent.
Then we we have two view,different viewpoints or
something.
And we were talking about toys,um, and he was saying, oh shit,
(02:32):
when we my wife, me and my wifestarted dating, I made her get
rid of all her toys.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I said, bro, why he told me some shit if she got me
and she got the real thing, whythe fuck she gotta hell that
because, oh shit, I ain't finnagoddamn getting to get in the
bed, go to sleep, lay down, andall I hear is I'm like, bro,
please are you serious, you'renot competing with it?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
shit.
If anything, tell thatmotherfucker to join in shit,
tell that motherfucker to use itwhile you're doing the x, y and
z?
Um, because my views aredifferent.
I had an x.
This is when I was stationedover in japan, um, and you know,
I knew I was gonna be gone fora while.
So, shit, when we would talkshit and we would text, I was
(03:22):
like shit, I ordered yousomething, man.
I was ordering this motherfuckersex toys while I was over there
so she wouldn't get bored orshe wouldn't digress and go find
other things out there in theworld, or, you know, go go find
other sexual partners.
I mean that doesn't stopsomebody from doing that, but
that you know that's like adistraction.
And I mean like she would sendme the shit back, like she was
(03:46):
sending me videos and shit back.
Like oh boy, nigga, I can'twait to get back on.
You know what I'm saying?
Because in my mind it's likeshit, boy, I see that thing over
there.
It would.
It would distract me from theotherworldly experiences that
are out there, um, because she'skeeping me entertained.
Um, but like I was tellingsomebody shit, they were talking
(04:09):
about some jack you do and Iain't never done it.
Can't say I won't, but I'venever done it.
I just I'm scared to pull outand I see a piece of corn on the
tip of my shit.
I'm just saying, um, but I'vebeen seeing females going crazy
about these got no butt plugsand I'm just like shit.
I wonder if they because I meanshit, it piques your curiosity,
(04:32):
because I told somebody, I saidshit, why don't we try, um,
sensory deprivation?
They said what the fuck is that?
It's when you take awaysomebody's senses, uh, certain
senses, and like your eyesight,your hearing, um, the way you
can touch and feel certainthings.
Because what happens is it'sthe same thing with a blind
individual.
It enhances the, the touch andsensation of other things.
(04:57):
Because people get this ideathat, oh, if I'm with this
person so long, um, shit gonnaget boring and it will.
Because nobody wants to watchthe same show over and over
again.
Same way with y'all mens.
Nobody wants to see the sameporn star every fucking time.
We want to say, oh damn, shegot some big tits, oh damn, she
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got a big ass.
I mean, you're going, you'regoing to want to a variety.
That's why we go to buffets, um, but in my mind it's like why,
why I try to, why I do the sameshit?
Because I was talking tosomebody.
Um, I was, I was listening tosomebody and they were saying,
shit, I was with this person for13 years and sex was just
(05:43):
normal.
Wow, that shit born as fuck.
13 years.
Motherfucking, y'all ain'tswitch up, y'all just doing the
missionary, y'all just drippingsweat and just looking at the
steering ceiling fan thinkingabout the grocery list.
Nah, motherfucker, I want to begoddamn be having that ceiling
fan going like this and yousitting up there looking at the
motherfucker can't catch yourbreath.
This motherfucker's in fullretard mode and I just want to
(06:04):
be up there like this god damngirl.
What, what the fuck?
I want to wake up there likethis god damn girl, what the
fuck?
I want to wake up in a puddle.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't.
I want to be like, goddamn, theold commercial splish, splash.
I was taking a bath.
You get what I'm saying.
I mean because I told somebodybefore uh, if it don't make a
mess, I don't want it.
I'm just.
I'm just gonna be blanklyhonest with you because it's
like why the fuck am I here justto catch a nut man?
(06:26):
Let me tell you something.
Hey, man, just listen to me.
Right, quick, and ladies, y'alldigress.
Right, quick, guys, stopworrying about y'all
motherfucking sales.
When it comes to amotherfucking nut, you hear me,
stop worrying about yourmotherfucking sales, it shall
come.
That female is going to feelshitty as fuck if you don't come
(06:48):
.
You get what I'm saying.
But if you worry about herorgasm, she will keep coming
back.
As long as you make her get,get it.
You hear what I'm saying.
As long as you make her come,the more she will come back.
For you, y'all get it.
It's like goddamn uh, tom hanksin the field of dreams.
(07:08):
You build it, they will come.
If you fuck it and you focusedon that, she will come back.
So why sit there and just beselfish as fucking?
Worry about yourselves when itcomes to these certain
situations, because nobody wantsto be selfish as fuck in the
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bedroom.
That's like, bro, if you knowshe got toys, she know she got a
rose, she know you got this,she got that toy, bro, tell her
hey, baby, reaching that topdrawer, get that motherfucker
out, surprise her with a new toy.
Bro, be adventurous, don't beno, goddamn l12 ass motherfucker
, no, lame ass motherfucker,sitting up there trying to say,
(07:52):
oh well, I don't want her to get.
You know like that, better thanme, man, fuck, that she will
still like you.
Because I'm gonna go ahead andbe bluntly honest.
I'm sorry to tell you this, butnot always do they think about
us when we penetrating.
They might be thinking aboutthat ex-motherfucker they used
(08:13):
to fuck with, with the goddamnsix foot fucking dick
motherfucker used to goddamn hither like a roto-rooter.
I'm just gonna be honest withyou, um, and you gotta I mean
you gotta sit there and make itworth their while.
So I mean I'm gonna go aheadand tell y'all a funny
experience.
Now don't judge me on this one,because, uh, because y'all know
I'm I'm retarded a little bit.
(08:34):
I ain't gonna lie to you, I'm alittle bit slow.
So, um, one day, shit, I gotthese little you know somebody
was telling me about to trities,got doing you know these little
pills.
I'm thinking, shit, this shitgonna work like goddamn um, a
tylenol and excedrin and someshit like that.
So my little dirt to their ass.
(08:58):
Then went to the bathroom, tooka shower, took no, I.
I took the pill, took a shower,brush my teeth.
You know I'm gonna get puttingmy smell good on trying to get
down.
Feel all god now you know to beall magnificent when I walk
back in that motherfucker.
But tell me why thismotherfucker was sweet.
I'm trying to wake themotherfucker up.
(09:19):
The motherfucker sleep.
I don't know what the fuck todo.
I'm sitting here looking likegoddamn during it got like
captain of motherfucker america.
Like I'm about to what the fuckto do.
I'm sitting here looking likegoddamn dirt it got like Captain
America.
Like I'm about to blast thefuck off over here looking like
Superman.
Well, I'm about to tear someshit up and can't tear a
motherfucking thing up, but mygoddamn pillow, because this
motherfucker knocked outdrooling because we had been
drinking before.
What the fuck?
(09:41):
What the fuck am I supposed todo with this now?
And I'm thinking in my head boy,I'm finna, be these
motherfuckers on the warninglabel.
I'm finna, be that motherfuckerthat got them been up there,
got them standing tall for thefour hours and about to cry and
panic.
I said I don't want to be thatmotherfucker going to the
hospital having to get bloodextracted from my shit.
(10:01):
Speaking on that, do y'all knowhow they got down, make an
erection go down, they have totake you in and draw out the
blood flow, like the blood outof the penis, so it can get on,
go back and down soft.
I just want to let y'all knowthat, before y'all keep taking
(10:22):
these goddamn viagra and cialis.
And also let me tell youthere's a reverse effect.
If you, if you can't get upthem off and stay up, shit bro,
you might need to go talk to adoctor because you might need to
go, you know, take sometestosterone or some shit,
because if you keep using them,motherfucking pills I just want
to let y'all know this if y'allkeep using them motherfucking
pills more than you're, morethan you have to, you're gonna
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fuck around and be stuck with alimp noodle for the rest of your
life.
Your shit ain't gonna look likethe oodles of noodles before you
put it in the water.
You get what I'm saying yourshit gonna be looking like this.
You get what I'm saying thatmotherfucker gonna be womp, womp
.
I'm just saying I'm just tryingto help y'all out.
Um, and females, I'm gonna goahead.
(11:08):
Tell y'all like this stophyping your shit up, and it
ain't what it ain't, becausedon't nobody want to be in there
and you just in there shruggingshoulders, no back movement, no
ass movement, no, no, noclapping, no wetness, that
motherfucker spitting out likeit's a hard desert, that just
bitch, just dry.
Don't?
Nobody want to be there.
Or you got them hole has anecho.
(11:28):
I'm just, I'm just gonna letyou know that.
Um, because I ain't gonna holdyou.
I remember one time, oh my god,let me tell you something.
Anybody knows this knows athing for a fact everybody's
shoe size don't fit the sameshoe.
(11:49):
Okay, I'm just gonna let youknow that everybody's shoe size
don't fit the same shoe.
Um, one of my exes I used to dothe strip.
She had 38 piercings.
She had three tongue rings.
Boy, shit was magical.
But that's the first personthat made me laugh.
During during sex, when I wasfucked up, I was like blackout
(12:11):
drunk.
Um, she told me uh, come in myface and make my face pregnant,
bro.
I bust out laughing and stopped.
I said can that really happen?
Can you get pregnant in theface?
But and next thing, you knowthat shit done threw off the
whole vibe.
My dumb ass was sitting there,drunk as fuck and took the shit
(12:37):
literal.
Another instance Like you got tomake shit interesting.
I had an ex that motherfuckerwas in a whole sling Like she
had just had foot surgery andall I'm talking about.
She in a cast Motherf.
She had just had foot surgeryand all I'm talking about she in
a cast.
Motherfucker had to be elevated.
Motherfucker got horn and shit.
Hold that motherfucker up.
Don't let that motherfucker hitthe floor because she had
screws and and bolts andeverything in her fucking foot.
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Just don't let thatmotherfucker fall.
I mean shit boy, my 20s withsome whole activities.
I'll tell y'all that, somemotherfucking whole activities.
I'm glad I'm refrained nowbecause let me tell you
something Back then it was adifferent world that we lived in
and a different environment.
Oh Lord, I'm over herereminiscing, but anyway.
(13:22):
But what you got to realize,realize is you gotta make shit
interesting.
Stop doing the boring shit, man, go watch you some porn.
Go go goddamn google you someshit.
Go take your goddamn drive overto say, uh, drive over to um
starship, go on, adam and eve,go somewhere, get you some toys,
enjoy life.
I mean shit, don't go overboard, don't get that damn a sex
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machine.
And the only thing you hear islike you drilling goddamn wood
over there.
I mean, shit makes shitinteresting.
Because I'm gonna go ahead andtell you, if a motherfucker, I
see that shit in themotherfucker room, I'm gonna go
ahead and feel intimidated.
I'm gonna have to go in thatmotherfucker and stretch or do
something.
I'm gonna have to go take atrip to the one of arab gas
station.
Get me one of them.
Tiger, tiger pills or something.
(14:05):
Some ginseng ah, hot soldier,make your dick hot all night
long.
I'm gonna have to go get mesome of that shit that they
would that their main languageover there talking about.
Because, uh, this ain't thatand that ain't this.
Because I'm trying to goddamn,I'm trying to goddamn stand up
to the quota and shit.
Right now, shit, um, I met myadversary and I don't think I
can meet the quota, but shit, wegonna try.
(14:26):
I ain't gonna give up.
Shit, shit.
I'm tomorrow.
I'm being that bitch like I hada title Shit, goddamn.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You ready to give up Hell?
No.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Shit, I'm ready for goddamn round three, four, five.
Shit, I got, I got, I got, Igot, I got to beat the machine.
I'm over here like John Henrytrying to beat the steam engine.
I know y'all over there Gotthem dying laughing, my bad
y'all.
I be going on a bullshittangent sometime.
I be on my bullshit.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
And no, this is not liquor,this is just juice.
I'm not drinking today.
I got shit to do later on.
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But it's just, don't bediscouraged About what you're
getting.
If you ain't up to par, don'tbe talking about some girl shit.
I'm going to knock your insides, girl, I'm going to stretch you
the fuck out.
And don't do it.
(15:20):
Boy, you will be in the groupchat tomorrow.
I'm just going to let you know.
I'm just going to let you knowBecause Don't just hey, if a
motherfucker talking shit, lethim talk shit.
Let him dig that hole, becauseI ain don't just hey, just let
hey.
If a motherfucker talking shit,let him talk shit, let him, let
him, let him dig that hole,because I ain't gonna hold you.
I remember one time this girlwas goddamn talking cash shit.
(15:43):
Oh, you can't handle this, youcan't do that, you can't do this
.
Okay, bro, that wasn't it.
It wasn't it.
(16:03):
It wasn't it, it was the.
It was disappointing.
Um, it was disappointingbecause, uh, the motherfucker it
was disappointing, I ain'tgonna hold you.
Motherfucker didn't know whatshe was doing.
She was throwing her back back.
That shit hurt.
Asked me to change position.
Man, I wanted some.
I told her I had to go changemy cousin's goddamn four-wheeler
tie and I didn't want to bethere, no more.
(16:26):
I was waiting for somebody tosend up a smoke signal so I
could goddamn escape.
Um, and that it was just toomuch for the situation, because
the way she hyped it up made mesit there like man.
I know I ain't goddamn drive allthis way for this bullshit and
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I want to.
I want to know something.
What's the furthest you done,drive, drove to get something?
I just want to know, because Iknow shit.
I know some motherfuckers thattook goddamn flights and
journeys just to get their firstlittle piece.
I mean shit, not just sayingthat's wrong, just I want.
I want to know.
I want to take a poll.
Hey, leave me some comments,tell me some shit.
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I want to know how far you havedriven to get you some tail or
a piece of ass.
I just want to know, have youeven gone somewhere with your
bonnet on just try to get yousomething?
I'm just saying, have you everpulled up?
Have you ever pulled upsomewhere with a pink bonnet on
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and been like just fuck it, shit, I'm here to heal.
I mean sometimes, shit, youjust show up to show up because
I mean sometimes you just gottago for the way you are, because
if you wait too long thatmotherfucker gonna be sleep,
because I mean I used to be thatignorant motherfucker and tell
them folks, I mean drunk as adrunk, as a skunk man, you want
(17:53):
some dick or what.
You gonna come get me because Ican't drive.
I mean I done pulled up to somefolks house.
I am not condoning drinking anddriving, I'm going.
Let me put this out there.
Another disclaimer I am notcondoning drinking and driving.
I got all the way to old girl'shouse and tell me why, shit.
I texted before I got there andpassed out in the driver's seat
(18:15):
.
She had to come outside andfind me um sleep in the sleep in
the car.
I'm sorry, I'm distracted y'alljust a little bit.
My kids are leaving to gowherever.
I don't know where the hellthey going?
Yes, I'm a single dad.
Oh, y'all going to the movies,all right, have fun, be careful.
Love y'all, um, sorry aboutthat y'all.
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Sometimes you got to let peopleknow you love them when you
love them, because tomorrow'snever promised to nobody, um,
but you, you, you try to figureout the situation that you're in
because sometimes, um, to behonest, tomorrow's not promising
nobody, so you got I'm talkingabout, so you got to perform
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like you ain't got to perform.
No more boy.
I'll tell y'all a funnysituation.
How many of y'all, damn that,thought y'all gonna die because
it's too hot, it's?
You don't?
You don't?
You don't work up.
You got your blood pressurepumping all the way through the
ceiling and you don't try to goround two and three just to
prove a point and you feel likeyour heart about to explode.
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I just want to know, have y'allbeen through that before?
Because I mean, shit I done,did it a couple of times and
felt like I was going to die.
I had to tell a motherfuckerwait a minute, I think.
I think just don't touch me,don't touch me.
I was trying to grab my heartand everything I thought I'm.
I think just don't touch me,Don't touch me.
I was trying to grab my heartand everything I thought I said
oh God, I gotta get back on thetreadmill, I gotta start working
on my cardio, I gotta starttaking my vitamins, boy, I
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started saying I gotta dosomething because I cannot go
out this way.
I can't go out like Willie LongLong.
Speaking of Willie Long Long,don't hit everything that is
thrown your way.
I just want to say that don'thit everything that is thrown
your way, because everythingain't meant to be hit,
everything ain't meant to befucked.
Like I've said that on aprevious episode.
(20:03):
Um, because sometimes you gottapass on certain shit, because
certain people ain't all the waythere upstairs you get what I'm
saying because certain peoplebe on some bullshit.
They might be toxic, they mightbe a psych patient, they might
be just crazy as fuck.
So I'm gonna go ahead and telly'all, if y'all get invited over
(20:24):
somebody else, go to theirmedicine cabinet and they'll
tell you a lot about them.
I'm just gonna let you knowbecause if you go in there and
they got some shit calledlithium or some shit like that
you might need, you might needto goddamn edge the stage left,
because that mean thatmotherfucker been through some
things and that motherfuckermight kill you in your sleep.
I'm just saying, um, but whatwould you do if you, if you see
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these things?
Excuse my retarded ass dog?
Yes, I know he's kind of big.
In fact he's kind of old too.
Um, but yes, some, some thingsdon't mean need to be touched in
that manner, because a lot oftimes individuals will hype
things up to where they that youthink that you need to be there
(21:11):
.
You don't need to be there.
Sometimes you just gotta saynah, I'll pass on that.
And I had to explain to somebodythe other day.
I said I'm at this.
I explained to my homeboy, saidshit.
I said, bro, this shit got thisworld, got me so turned off,
man, and people's mindsets gotme so turned off, thinking that
before we even communicate or I,just to get your interest, I
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gotta fork up some cash Please.
What the fuck?
What the fuck kind of world dowe live in?
Y'all simp ass dudes donestarted this bullshit and these
motherfuckers running away withit thinking they just that you
were supposed to fork up cashand we have an endless supply of
fucking money.
I heard a female say the otherday that she would hate to be a
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male in this age and era becauseof the, the stipulations that
come on on males pockets.
Every male ain't rich and everymale ain't got no gotta like
that.
We have responsibility, thesame way y'all do, and a lot of
times people don't understandthat and they just think that
we're supposed to give, give,give and not worry about our own
shit.
Like what?
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Why are you pocket watching me?
If you're thinking that you'resupposed to be entitled to
everything in my pocket, youain't the one for me.
I'm just gonna say it to you.
You're not the one for me.
Because why should I pay foryour attention?
Because if I, if that's the wayI got you, you gonna leave when
the well runs dry.
Because why the fuck are youjust sitting here and I'm
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entertaining somebody that don'twant to get to know me for real
?
They're not even interested,they're just interested in what
I can do for them.
I mean for real, because I'mgonna go ahead and tell you all
this, because I tell people likethis all the sexual
gratifications.
Sexual gratification is thecherry on top.
It's not the sustenance you getwhat I'm saying, it's the
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entire vibe that you get frombeing with that individual and
you spending time, you laughingand joking and conversations and
everything like that.
But when y'all get to doing awhoop-de-whoop, it's just a
cherry on top, it's just thesprinkles, it's not the whole
item.
But I want to thank y'all forlistening to me on my bullshit
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here at foe stephens only and weout peace.
Ain't this what they been waiting for?
You ready, uh Uh.
I used to pray for times likethis, to rhyme like this.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So I had the Grind lips Hit the shine like this On
them.
Welcome to Four Stompers.
Only hey man, I ain't get thefull feeling of that.
What you talking about to fourstep was only hey man, I ain't
get the full feeling of that.
What you talking about?
Gangsters moving signs, nigga,and I don't talk a lot, I don't
say a word.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't say a word.
I got what I deserve.
Hold up, wait a minute.
Y'all thought I was finishedwhen I woo.
I know y'all weren't expectingto hear me dreams and nightmares
.
I was finished when I Woo, woo.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I know y'all weren't expecting to hear Meet Dreams
and Nightmares when thismotherfucking episode was
started, but I had to make surey'all know I wasn't done.
Y'all don't want to pauseBecause I mean shit.
I locked up a little bit.
I ain't even gonna hold you.
But welcome to Four Steps Only.
I'm that little nigga, thattubby nigga, that short nigga,
(01:10):
jack, the host with the least,the shortest host.
But I want to talk to y'allabout.
I did a poll on my InstagramFour Steppers Only when I'm a
lot, and people tell me all thetime that I post them on sranchy
as shit and they see it, theylaugh at it and they be thinking
(01:32):
that they want to share it, butthey be scared too.
I just don't give a fucksometimes because I mean shit.
People already know howreckless my mouth is sometimes
when it comes to certain things,um, when it comes to certain
things, um, but don't, don't getit twisted, don't get it
misunderstood um, we respectpeople unless we respect people
(01:52):
when respect is given.
I mean, because respect is atwo-way street.
So I'm going to get get back tomy, to the story today.
We're gonna jump straight in itfucking bullshit, um.
So me and my cousin were talkingand he was telling me about him
and his wife's situation.
(02:12):
My cousin's older than me andhis ideals are totally different
from mine and sometimes we meetup at a certain tangent.
Then we we have two view,different viewpoints or
something.
And we were talking about toys,um, and he was saying, oh shit,
(02:32):
when we my wife, me and my wifestarted dating, I made her get
rid of all her toys.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I said, bro, why he told me some shit if she got me
and she got the real thing, whythe fuck she gotta hell that
because, oh shit, I ain't finnagoddamn getting to get in the
bed, go to sleep, lay down, andall I hear is I'm like, bro,
please are you serious, you'renot competing with it?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
shit.
If anything, tell thatmotherfucker to join in shit,
tell that motherfucker to use itwhile you're doing the x, y and
z?
Um, because my views aredifferent.
I had an x.
This is when I was stationedover in japan, um, and you know,
I knew I was gonna be gone fora while.
So, shit, when we would talkshit and we would text, I was
(03:22):
like shit, I ordered yousomething, man.
I was ordering this motherfuckersex toys while I was over there
so she wouldn't get bored orshe wouldn't digress and go find
other things out there in theworld, or, you know, go go find
other sexual partners.
I mean that doesn't stopsomebody from doing that, but
that you know that's like adistraction.
And I mean like she would sendme the shit back, like she was
(03:46):
sending me videos and shit back.
Like oh boy, nigga, I can'twait to get back on.
You know what I'm saying?
Because in my mind it's likeshit, boy, I see that thing over
there.
It would.
It would distract me from theotherworldly experiences that
are out there, um, because she'skeeping me entertained.
Um, but like I was tellingsomebody shit, they were talking
(04:09):
about some jack you do and Iain't never done it.
Can't say I won't, but I'venever done it.
I just I'm scared to pull outand I see a piece of corn on the
tip of my shit.
I'm just saying, um, but I'vebeen seeing females going crazy
about these got no butt plugsand I'm just like shit.
I wonder if they because I meanshit, it piques your curiosity,
(04:32):
because I told somebody, I saidshit, why don't we try, um,
sensory deprivation?
They said what the fuck is that?
It's when you take awaysomebody's senses, uh, certain
senses, and like your eyesight,your hearing, um, the way you
can touch and feel certainthings.
Because what happens is it'sthe same thing with a blind
individual.
It enhances the, the touch andsensation of other things.
(04:57):
Because people get this ideathat, oh, if I'm with this
person so long, um, shit gonnaget boring and it will.
Because nobody wants to watchthe same show over and over
again.
Same way with y'all mens.
Nobody wants to see the sameporn star every fucking time.
We want to say, oh damn, shegot some big tits, oh damn, she
(05:19):
got a big ass.
I mean, you're going, you'regoing to want to a variety.
That's why we go to buffets, um, but in my mind it's like why,
why I try to, why I do the sameshit?
Because I was talking tosomebody.
Um, I was, I was listening tosomebody and they were saying,
shit, I was with this person for13 years and sex was just
(05:43):
normal.
Wow, that shit born as fuck.
13 years.
Motherfucking, y'all ain'tswitch up, y'all just doing the
missionary, y'all just drippingsweat and just looking at the
steering ceiling fan thinkingabout the grocery list.
Nah, motherfucker, I want to begoddamn be having that ceiling
fan going like this and yousitting up there looking at the
motherfucker can't catch yourbreath.
This motherfucker's in fullretard mode and I just want to
(06:04):
be up there like this god damngirl.
What, what the fuck?
I want to wake up there likethis god damn girl, what the
fuck?
I want to wake up in a puddle.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't.
I want to be like, goddamn, theold commercial splish, splash.
I was taking a bath.
You get what I'm saying.
I mean because I told somebodybefore uh, if it don't make a
mess, I don't want it.
I'm just.
I'm just gonna be blanklyhonest with you because it's
like why the fuck am I here justto catch a nut man?
(06:26):
Let me tell you something.
Hey, man, just listen to me.
Right, quick, and ladies, y'alldigress.
Right, quick, guys, stopworrying about y'all
motherfucking sales.
When it comes to amotherfucking nut, you hear me,
stop worrying about yourmotherfucking sales, it shall
come.
That female is going to feelshitty as fuck if you don't come
(06:48):
.
You get what I'm saying.
But if you worry about herorgasm, she will keep coming
back.
As long as you make her get,get it.
You hear what I'm saying.
As long as you make her come,the more she will come back.
For you, y'all get it.
It's like goddamn uh, tom hanksin the field of dreams.
(07:08):
You build it, they will come.
If you fuck it and you focusedon that, she will come back.
So why sit there and just beselfish as fucking?
Worry about yourselves when itcomes to these certain
situations, because nobody wantsto be selfish as fuck in the
(07:30):
bedroom.
That's like, bro, if you knowshe got toys, she know she got a
rose, she know you got this,she got that toy, bro, tell her
hey, baby, reaching that topdrawer, get that motherfucker
out, surprise her with a new toy.
Bro, be adventurous, don't beno, goddamn l12 ass motherfucker
, no, lame ass motherfucker,sitting up there trying to say,
(07:52):
oh well, I don't want her to get.
You know like that, better thanme, man, fuck, that she will
still like you.
Because I'm gonna go ahead andbe bluntly honest.
I'm sorry to tell you this, butnot always do they think about
us when we penetrating.
They might be thinking aboutthat ex-motherfucker they used
(08:13):
to fuck with, with the goddamnsix foot fucking dick
motherfucker used to goddamn hither like a roto-rooter.
I'm just gonna be honest withyou, um, and you gotta I mean
you gotta sit there and make itworth their while.
So I mean I'm gonna go aheadand tell y'all a funny
experience.
Now don't judge me on this one,because, uh, because y'all know
I'm I'm retarded a little bit.
(08:34):
I ain't gonna lie to you, I'm alittle bit slow.
So, um, one day, shit, I gotthese little you know somebody
was telling me about to trities,got doing you know these little
pills.
I'm thinking, shit, this shitgonna work like goddamn um, a
tylenol and excedrin and someshit like that.
So my little dirt to their ass.
(08:58):
Then went to the bathroom, tooka shower, took no, I.
I took the pill, took a shower,brush my teeth.
You know I'm gonna get puttingmy smell good on trying to get
down.
Feel all god now you know to beall magnificent when I walk
back in that motherfucker.
But tell me why thismotherfucker was sweet.
I'm trying to wake themotherfucker up.
(09:19):
The motherfucker sleep.
I don't know what the fuck todo.
I'm sitting here looking likegoddamn during it got like
captain of motherfucker america.
Like I'm about to what the fuckto do.
I'm sitting here looking likegoddamn dirt it got like Captain
America.
Like I'm about to blast thefuck off over here looking like
Superman.
Well, I'm about to tear someshit up and can't tear a
motherfucking thing up, but mygoddamn pillow, because this
motherfucker knocked outdrooling because we had been
drinking before.
What the fuck?
(09:41):
What the fuck am I supposed todo with this now?
And I'm thinking in my head boy,I'm finna, be these
motherfuckers on the warninglabel.
I'm finna, be that motherfuckerthat got them been up there,
got them standing tall for thefour hours and about to cry and
panic.
I said I don't want to be thatmotherfucker going to the
hospital having to get bloodextracted from my shit.
(10:01):
Speaking on that, do y'all knowhow they got down, make an
erection go down, they have totake you in and draw out the
blood flow, like the blood outof the penis, so it can get on,
go back and down soft.
I just want to let y'all knowthat, before y'all keep taking
(10:22):
these goddamn viagra and cialis.
And also let me tell youthere's a reverse effect.
If you, if you can't get upthem off and stay up, shit bro,
you might need to go talk to adoctor because you might need to
go, you know, take sometestosterone or some shit,
because if you keep using them,motherfucking pills I just want
to let y'all know this if y'allkeep using them motherfucking
pills more than you're, morethan you have to, you're gonna
(10:46):
fuck around and be stuck with alimp noodle for the rest of your
life.
Your shit ain't gonna look likethe oodles of noodles before you
put it in the water.
You get what I'm saying yourshit gonna be looking like this.
You get what I'm saying thatmotherfucker gonna be womp, womp
.
I'm just saying I'm just tryingto help y'all out.
Um, and females, I'm gonna goahead.
(11:08):
Tell y'all like this stophyping your shit up, and it
ain't what it ain't, becausedon't nobody want to be in there
and you just in there shruggingshoulders, no back movement, no
ass movement, no, no, noclapping, no wetness, that
motherfucker spitting out likeit's a hard desert, that just
bitch, just dry.
Don't?
Nobody want to be there.
Or you got them hole has anecho.
(11:28):
I'm just, I'm just gonna letyou know that.
Um, because I ain't gonna holdyou.
I remember one time, oh my god,let me tell you something.
Anybody knows this knows athing for a fact everybody's
shoe size don't fit the sameshoe.
(11:49):
Okay, I'm just gonna let youknow that everybody's shoe size
don't fit the same shoe.
Um, one of my exes I used to dothe strip.
She had 38 piercings.
She had three tongue rings.
Boy, shit was magical.
But that's the first personthat made me laugh.
During during sex, when I wasfucked up, I was like blackout
(12:11):
drunk.
Um, she told me uh, come in myface and make my face pregnant,
bro.
I bust out laughing and stopped.
I said can that really happen?
Can you get pregnant in theface?
But and next thing, you knowthat shit done threw off the
whole vibe.
My dumb ass was sitting there,drunk as fuck and took the shit
(12:37):
literal.
Another instance Like you got tomake shit interesting.
I had an ex that motherfuckerwas in a whole sling Like she
had just had foot surgery andall I'm talking about.
She in a cast Motherf.
She had just had foot surgeryand all I'm talking about she in
a cast.
Motherfucker had to be elevated.
Motherfucker got horn and shit.
Hold that motherfucker up.
Don't let that motherfucker hitthe floor because she had
screws and and bolts andeverything in her fucking foot.
(12:58):
Just don't let thatmotherfucker fall.
I mean shit boy, my 20s withsome whole activities.
I'll tell y'all that, somemotherfucking whole activities.
I'm glad I'm refrained nowbecause let me tell you
something Back then it was adifferent world that we lived in
and a different environment.
Oh Lord, I'm over herereminiscing, but anyway.
(13:22):
But what you got to realize,realize is you gotta make shit
interesting.
Stop doing the boring shit, man, go watch you some porn.
Go go goddamn google you someshit.
Go take your goddamn drive overto say, uh, drive over to um
starship, go on, adam and eve,go somewhere, get you some toys,
enjoy life.
I mean shit, don't go overboard, don't get that damn a sex
(13:44):
machine.
And the only thing you hear islike you drilling goddamn wood
over there.
I mean, shit makes shitinteresting.
Because I'm gonna go ahead andtell you, if a motherfucker, I
see that shit in themotherfucker room, I'm gonna go
ahead and feel intimidated.
I'm gonna have to go in thatmotherfucker and stretch or do
something.
I'm gonna have to go take atrip to the one of arab gas
station.
Get me one of them.
Tiger, tiger pills or something.
(14:05):
Some ginseng ah, hot soldier,make your dick hot all night
long.
I'm gonna have to go get mesome of that shit that they
would that their main languageover there talking about.
Because, uh, this ain't thatand that ain't this.
Because I'm trying to goddamn,I'm trying to goddamn stand up
to the quota and shit.
Right now, shit, um, I met myadversary and I don't think I
can meet the quota, but shit, wegonna try.
(14:26):
I ain't gonna give up.
Shit, shit.
I'm tomorrow.
I'm being that bitch like I hada title Shit, goddamn.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You ready to give up Hell?
No.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Shit, I'm ready for goddamn round three, four, five.
Shit, I got, I got, I got, Igot, I got to beat the machine.
I'm over here like John Henrytrying to beat the steam engine.
I know y'all over there Gotthem dying laughing, my bad
y'all.
I be going on a bullshittangent sometime.
I be on my bullshit.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
And no, this is not liquor,this is just juice.
I'm not drinking today.
I got shit to do later on.
(14:58):
But it's just, don't bediscouraged About what you're
getting.
If you ain't up to par, don'tbe talking about some girl shit.
I'm going to knock your insides, girl, I'm going to stretch you
the fuck out.
And don't do it.
(15:20):
Boy, you will be in the groupchat tomorrow.
I'm just going to let you know.
I'm just going to let you knowBecause Don't just hey, if a
motherfucker talking shit, lethim talk shit.
Let him dig that hole, becauseI ain don't just hey, just let
hey.
If a motherfucker talking shit,let him talk shit, let him, let
him, let him dig that hole,because I ain't gonna hold you.
I remember one time this girlwas goddamn talking cash shit.
(15:43):
Oh, you can't handle this, youcan't do that, you can't do this
.
Okay, bro, that wasn't it.
It wasn't it.
(16:03):
It wasn't it, it was the.
It was disappointing.
Um, it was disappointingbecause, uh, the motherfucker it
was disappointing, I ain'tgonna hold you.
Motherfucker didn't know whatshe was doing.
She was throwing her back back.
That shit hurt.
Asked me to change position.
Man, I wanted some.
I told her I had to go changemy cousin's goddamn four-wheeler
tie and I didn't want to bethere, no more.
(16:26):
I was waiting for somebody tosend up a smoke signal so I
could goddamn escape.
Um, and that it was just toomuch for the situation, because
the way she hyped it up made mesit there like man.
I know I ain't goddamn drive allthis way for this bullshit and
(16:47):
I want to.
I want to know something.
What's the furthest you done,drive, drove to get something?
I just want to know, because Iknow shit.
I know some motherfuckers thattook goddamn flights and
journeys just to get their firstlittle piece.
I mean shit, not just sayingthat's wrong, just I want.
I want to know.
I want to take a poll.
Hey, leave me some comments,tell me some shit.
(17:07):
I want to know how far you havedriven to get you some tail or
a piece of ass.
I just want to know, have youeven gone somewhere with your
bonnet on just try to get yousomething?
I'm just saying, have you everpulled up?
Have you ever pulled upsomewhere with a pink bonnet on
(17:32):
and been like just fuck it, shit, I'm here to heal.
I mean sometimes, shit, youjust show up to show up because
I mean sometimes you just gottago for the way you are, because
if you wait too long thatmotherfucker gonna be sleep,
because I mean I used to be thatignorant motherfucker and tell
them folks, I mean drunk as adrunk, as a skunk man, you want
(17:53):
some dick or what.
You gonna come get me because Ican't drive.
I mean I done pulled up to somefolks house.
I am not condoning drinking anddriving, I'm going.
Let me put this out there.
Another disclaimer I am notcondoning drinking and driving.
I got all the way to old girl'shouse and tell me why, shit.
I texted before I got there andpassed out in the driver's seat
(18:15):
.
She had to come outside andfind me um sleep in the sleep in
the car.
I'm sorry, I'm distracted y'alljust a little bit.
My kids are leaving to gowherever.
I don't know where the hellthey going?
Yes, I'm a single dad.
Oh, y'all going to the movies,all right, have fun, be careful.
Love y'all, um, sorry aboutthat y'all.
(18:38):
Sometimes you got to let peopleknow you love them when you
love them, because tomorrow'snever promised to nobody, um,
but you, you, you try to figureout the situation that you're in
because sometimes, um, to behonest, tomorrow's not promising
nobody, so you got I'm talkingabout, so you got to perform
(18:58):
like you ain't got to perform.
No more boy.
I'll tell y'all a funnysituation.
How many of y'all, damn that,thought y'all gonna die because
it's too hot, it's?
You don't?
You don't?
You don't work up.
You got your blood pressurepumping all the way through the
ceiling and you don't try to goround two and three just to
prove a point and you feel likeyour heart about to explode.
(19:21):
I just want to know, have y'allbeen through that before?
Because I mean, shit I done,did it a couple of times and
felt like I was going to die.
I had to tell a motherfuckerwait a minute, I think.
I think just don't touch me,don't touch me.
I was trying to grab my heartand everything I thought I'm.
I think just don't touch me,Don't touch me.
I was trying to grab my heartand everything I thought I said
oh God, I gotta get back on thetreadmill, I gotta start working
on my cardio, I gotta starttaking my vitamins, boy, I
(19:42):
started saying I gotta dosomething because I cannot go
out this way.
I can't go out like Willie LongLong.
Speaking of Willie Long Long,don't hit everything that is
thrown your way.
I just want to say that don'thit everything that is thrown
your way, because everythingain't meant to be hit,
everything ain't meant to befucked.
Like I've said that on aprevious episode.
(20:03):
Um, because sometimes you gottapass on certain shit, because
certain people ain't all the waythere upstairs you get what I'm
saying because certain peoplebe on some bullshit.
They might be toxic, they mightbe a psych patient, they might
be just crazy as fuck.
So I'm gonna go ahead and telly'all, if y'all get invited over
(20:24):
somebody else, go to theirmedicine cabinet and they'll
tell you a lot about them.
I'm just gonna let you knowbecause if you go in there and
they got some shit calledlithium or some shit like that
you might need, you might needto goddamn edge the stage left,
because that mean thatmotherfucker been through some
things and that motherfuckermight kill you in your sleep.
I'm just saying, um, but whatwould you do if you, if you see
(20:49):
these things?
Excuse my retarded ass dog?
Yes, I know he's kind of big.
In fact he's kind of old too.
Um, but yes, some, some thingsdon't mean need to be touched in
that manner, because a lot oftimes individuals will hype
things up to where they that youthink that you need to be there
(21:11):
.
You don't need to be there.
Sometimes you just gotta saynah, I'll pass on that.
And I had to explain to somebodythe other day.
I said I'm at this.
I explained to my homeboy, saidshit.
I said, bro, this shit got thisworld, got me so turned off,
man, and people's mindsets gotme so turned off, thinking that
before we even communicate or I,just to get your interest, I
(21:33):
gotta fork up some cash Please.
What the fuck?
What the fuck kind of world dowe live in?
Y'all simp ass dudes donestarted this bullshit and these
motherfuckers running away withit thinking they just that you
were supposed to fork up cashand we have an endless supply of
fucking money.
I heard a female say the otherday that she would hate to be a
(21:55):
male in this age and era becauseof the, the stipulations that
come on on males pockets.
Every male ain't rich and everymale ain't got no gotta like
that.
We have responsibility, thesame way y'all do, and a lot of
times people don't understandthat and they just think that
we're supposed to give, give,give and not worry about our own
shit.
Like what?
(22:16):
Why are you pocket watching me?
If you're thinking that you'resupposed to be entitled to
everything in my pocket, youain't the one for me.
I'm just gonna say it to you.
You're not the one for me.
Because why should I pay foryour attention?
Because if I, if that's the wayI got you, you gonna leave when
the well runs dry.
Because why the fuck are youjust sitting here and I'm
(22:37):
entertaining somebody that don'twant to get to know me for real
?
They're not even interested,they're just interested in what
I can do for them.
I mean for real, because I'mgonna go ahead and tell you all
this, because I tell people likethis all the sexual
gratifications.
Sexual gratification is thecherry on top.
It's not the sustenance you getwhat I'm saying, it's the
(22:59):
entire vibe that you get frombeing with that individual and
you spending time, you laughingand joking and conversations and
everything like that.
But when y'all get to doing awhoop-de-whoop, it's just a
cherry on top, it's just thesprinkles, it's not the whole
item.
But I want to thank y'all forlistening to me on my bullshit
(23:20):
here at foe stephens only and weout peace.
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