I Passed Out During The National Anthem

Frank Ocean drops out of Coachella weekend 2, Ted Lasso season 3, BEEF on Netflix, I got my first ever spray tan at Secretly Sunless in Pleasanton, I passed out in the middle of a Giants game, horror 4/20 stories, & more!

Episode Transcript

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Just want the wacke, just want, just want the Christy noticed anything different
about me? Damn girl, youdark, I'm a brown goddess. Brown

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skin waitin Beyonce Brownskin. It wason the Lanking album. Okay, okay,
yeah, and Oja brown skin girls. Get with that. Little brown

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girls around the world like stars.You call you stuff skin lady. Great
record, Okay, okay, great. Yeah. I just got out their
first spray to good and you know, I was a little worried because you
know, spray chance, they couldbe They can even be making you look
orange and ship. I feel likepeople have bad experiences. You can be
looking cheetah and shit. But youknow, oh my gosh, I have

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to show you this picture by Facsbecause she did her first self dad,
like you know the I don't knowif she went to like Walgreens or something.
Oh man, she looking like youremember the Blueberry Girl and Willy Wonka
bad but orange, like if shelike, if she was about the carrot,
she might as well just look likebut yeah, yeah, like hers

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and her feet are so orange violet, you're turning violet. Yeah, oh
my god, that's the guy.Okty, No, it's funny because the
picture she's she's covering her mouth likeis she gaggy? Like is she like,
oh my god, I can't believeit. I would like hold it
up so you can see the threeshades you are, because it's like her

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face is regular, her like chessis a little pale. Today. This
is today, this morning. Didyou did you get did you get it
from the same No, she golike, I don't. She got some
kind of self channer from at thestore. Oh yeah, this is so

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funny. Yeah, her hands aredefinitely so are you gonna get dump?
Professionally, I don't know a lotof about self channers. Don't know anything
about speak channing either, Like I'venever gotten one. Um, And when
I'm like on vacation, I'll tendsuper fast and I get really dark,
yeah fast, yes, yeah,you look like you would just like Hawaii.
Yeah, but when your girls inhibernation, I also get pale really
fast. Like my legs and mybody will stay bround, but my face
will Like if you guys seen mymom or my sister, they're so white.

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Can I get like that? Getto the point where I could use
my mom's foundation? Usually this islike my highlighter. You know my conciller.
Yeah, it was bad. SoI got my first one Candice and
Chris knows the co owner or yeah, um, she actually told me a
funny story about you. Oh no, the first thing I wanted. I

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don't know what she first, andthen she goes, you know, I
always knew Chris is gay. Icannot already know where this is going.
I cannot like, oh, yeah, me too. I was like,
well, you know what. Iwas like, I guess our family did.
But I always really believe Chris becausehe always had girlfriends. And she
goes, well, that's funny.She said. I went to high school

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with him and he would always tryto kiss me. He would ask for
a kid. I can't let meget a kiss. I cannot. In
my head, I was like,Chris, you know you're gay, right?
She never said that, but shewas like, no, you don't
want to kiss me? Yeah,And then I think she says something like,
Okay, let's wait till the endof school year, if you still
want to kiss. Was out ofthe school year, Chris is still in

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the closet. I guess he stillwants that kiss. Yeah, you're such
a horror I know. I mean, she is a pretty girl, but
like she she's go ten years ago, you know, she's she was really
pretty. Yeah, she's pretty.You know she's pretty. Chris is like,
it's out of the school year.Chris still wants that kids, she's
here for it. And then shetold me, like she saw you years

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later and you were like, yeah, I hated it literally into her word
and still she was so beautiful andshe's she she like married her high school
sweetheart. And I always thought likethey were really cute. We all had
asl together and I was like Iwas there. Told me that too.
Yeah. I was the freshman,she was the senior, and so like,

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oh she was like the cool senior. Yeah, yeah, the cool,
pretty senior girl. You're trying tomacau Bonnor. I just want to
look kiss from a little pretty girl. Hey. I always say I'm gay,
I'm not dead, Okay, Ilike the pretty people. Yeah,
I don't have ugly friends period.Same season. But yeah, so she

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reached out. She's like, Ijust wanted to see what it's all about.
The shop was super cute. Ohthat little area was given lives.
Yeah. I was like, ohshit, I didn't know that's where it
was. I used to live overthere for like when I was living on
my friend's cat. Oh because mynail drink out bars fall on Instagram.
He has a shop and it's literallyright next door. Oh what yeah,
what the hell? Wow? Youreally look the fuck out a happy birthday,

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bitch. By the way, thisbitch is twenty nine. Last year
my thirties. But okay, SoI was finding kids, I went super
cute. It was so easy.I never got one. So I was
like, is this gonna hurt rightright right? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
it's like a little bit of Messtaniadid have to get super naked. I'm
like, I knew this way becausethe whole time I'd just stare at myself
naked in this mirror. I feellike different mirrors do different things. Because

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the bear of my house I lookhot naked. I'm like, okay,
girl one way, yeah yeah yeah. And then her mare. I was
like, oh my god, thegut is gutting, Like we need to
walk some stairs, take a stepoutside. Did you wear like a G
string? Like if I do it, I don't know if I want to
do, but like I want aG string tan like it's super slot.

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No I know I did. Sothey have exposable ones for you that you
could put on. But I waslike, I was already prepared. I
already have my thong, and Ididn't mind taking my brow off. Yeah
yeah, no, bitch, Icould say, I like crofts, you
can't see my ass, but no, the Tannis saw the tannlight just so,
but no, I'm going pull nakednext time. Oh is that it

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looks like I have underwear arm likeI have the longest salon. But you
know, I took the picture beforethe ransom. Once I rans, because
you're supposed to. Okay, holdon, hold on, I'm gonna have
a good ahead of myself. Itwas super easy. The girl made me
super comfortable. I like didn't mindgetting naked. All that good stuff is
like really super super clean in there, really cute vibes. Um. You

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know, I was super dark.I was like, oh snap, but
but it wasn't something I wasn't usedto, Like I've gotten that dark before,
like but a really good like twoweek vacation. D you know,
it's like at my darkest. AndI was like, oh snap, I'm
dark A f love it um.And she says, okay, so from
two to four hours you need arint right, and I'm like, oh,
dang, I was supposed to bemy cousins and like my friends for

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drinks for my birthday because this islike all my birthday and I didn't like
plan much. We're just gonna hitup Chaplin's Inadian City and then she goes,
okay, yeah, like just gowith them and then when you get
home, it'll probably be like fourhours just rants off. So mind you
my nail ladies right next door andour last appointment we didn't book out and
she gets booked so quickly. Butlike for her, she was like,

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just text me. I could tellyeah, no, she's so good.
So she was like, oh,just text me, I'll fit you in.
But when I say this, pitchworks crazyer. She owns out shops
like she like gets in probably nineand like be leaving at midnight like clients
bags backs back and so I knowwhat she said, just text me like
it's gonna be hard to get aholdof her, and like she would text
me sometimes like she'll text back likeOkay, what about Saturday. I was

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like, oh, I can't Saturday, like I'm wine tasting yeah, or
I'm doing this one like it wasmy birthday week so like all the weekends,
like my family wants to do somethingwith me. I was like oh,
I was like okay, I'm here. I gotta go harass Adriana so
like fit me in. So Igo next door and I'm like, hey,
you, what are you doing?Yeah? What are you doing?
Every birthday? And then like that'swhen she started looking. She's like,
well, actually my eight PM justcanceled and might do it's like six forty

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five about to be seven. Myeight PM just canceled. If you want
to get squeezing, I was liketexting my hey, sorry, can't make
it the chap last. Let's dothis next time, you guys. But
our appointment is always like she coulddo it fault like she does like other
people. I'm sure like two threehours. But me and her we talk
a lot and we'll take breaks andwe like order food, like I love

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that shop is like a barber shopfor a woman. You know, you
go in there, whoever's in there, like you start talking to them immediately
and everyone's just like sharing over sharingtheir business or like talking shit about something
like no, I love that theenvironment she made there, like right,
and it's like what goes on inhere stays in here, man, you
know what I mean. I loveno, I love it. I love

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it, so so we take alot. I know it's gonna be like
three hours too, especially like thedesign I wanted, it might be four
hours, you know, Like Iknow I'm gonna be here for a minute.
It's giving bend and snap because we'regonna learn how to bend and snap.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. So I'm like, sh I'm
supposed to runs off in four hours, though I'm definitely gonna be here for
like five hours a long and home, you know, because I have to
wait like another hour for the appointmentseven start. So you know, I

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was like, let me go nextdoor and ask her if that's okay,
Like if I'm about to get likeskin cancer if I don't do it,
I'm like, hey, I'm back. I just want to know, like
what's the policy, Like, well, don't you know what if I don't
runs off for And she's like,it's not the worst thing, Like there
is people who like go to sleepin it, which I don't recommend,
but like people do do that.She's like, the only con is it
might be a little patchy when yourun snap. So sure enough, I

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got home. I like my appointmentended around mid night. Oh my god,
it started at eight. It's startedlike a thirty okay, yeah,
that's like three to four hours.Yeah. Well, and I did order
food and we like took a littlebreaks. Yeah, oh, I need
to find out the name. ButI ordered this bombass Indian food and the
garlic knaw. I'm like, Ialmost out of orgasm. I puck that
garlic kna. It was so good. Next time, I'll think of the

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place. It was so good.I want to go back there and like
eat inside. That's the second timeI door dashed it there. Oh it's
delicious every time. Anyways, likewe're chilling, but I knew it was
gonna be a while. So Iget home rints, Oh my god,
I need to go like deep cleanmy bathroom. I'm like, oh,
brown shit is flashing everywhere, andlike my tub is tiny, so it's

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like my curtain is like basically touchingmy arm and I'm like, oh my
god, I'm getting all this brownstuff on my curtain. So that was
like a mess, but it wasa little patchy. I am I'm a
golden goddess. Oh yeah, okay, this arms okay, okay, you
were saying that, but I don'tsee the see see a little discoloration,
which is like, honestly, Ifeel like my skin also gets this patchy
when I tan normally, Like thisdoes happen to me? And I did

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notice it a little more on myface too, um, so I texted
and she did. She did sayit looks like it's coming more like within
my skin, like maybe have awhole skin problem. I don't know.
Yeah, I feel like when Itan normal, does this too anyway?
Problem? Yeah, but she alsodid say like, yeah, the con
is it'll be patchy if you orfour hours like my asquaded, probably like
six hours to finally rancy, youknow, So it is either way.
It's on me for sure. It'snot her work. But I love my

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color. Yeah, She's like,was so sweet and I was like,
oh my god, come in tomorrowwhen you can. I'll like do a
touch up for you because I wantit to be perfect. Yeah, and
she was so so sweet. Loveher, Yeah, I love her.
It's her and Mandy, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, she
did say Mandy so secretly Sunless TanningStudio, it's in they have one in
Caster Valley, but the one inPleasanton is like way cuter. She said,

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Oh cute. Cash probably is liketheir home based store, but like
Pleasanton is like the boogier liking one. That area is like, oh so
cute, like you said, alittle downtown area. What is it called
First Street? Oh it's on RayStreet. Okay, okay, but I
think it's close by all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
go check it out. You're gonnagot her first tan uh And we're back

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for the record with Angelina. Tooka little hiatus, was life in.
Don't have the energy to go intothat, but yeah, let's hop into
it. This is for the culture, for the culture, for the culture.
This is where we she said headlineand ask if they she or he
did it for the culture. Bythe time I fout this episode out of

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probably be two days ago when thisnews broke out. But Frank Ocean has
officially dropped out of Coachella weekend two. I totally saw this coming. What
you didn't think he was gonna dropout? I didn't. I mean,
that's just a bullshit, Like Ididn't know. I didn't know. I
didn't see it coming. But likewhy, like what even happened with the

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first weekend, Like, Okay,that's why, because of the first one
was such a mess, I waslike, yeah, I have a feeling
he's there's no way he's gonna doweekend. To all I read was he
came out late and then like heperformed, Like I don't even know actually
what happened? You tell me?Okay, no, so exactly. I
guess I didn't know much either,But so at first when I was like,
you know, on Twitter, becauseI didn't watch the live stream,
did you know? Okay, Ididn't either, Yeah, but you know,

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I was like obviously looking at everyone'stweets and clips because how a lot
of friends that were there, right, And I feel like every clip I
saw, first of all, Icouldn't even see where he was at on
the stage. I feel like everyonewas recording the TV right, But I'm
like the scream wnitor looked like,I'm like, wait, is that even
him performing? Or just like anold like he literally is just like jumping
up and down to his own songs. It looked like more of a listening

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party. Every clip I saw,like I didn't see him performing singing the
songs. It was like the songwas playing the background. He was like,
yeah, this song's dope. That'sso annoying because like, okay,
he was supposed to perform there attwenty twenty, like every yeah, yeah,
he's supposed to be the yeah yeahyeah, and then he's gonna back
out. I mean, it's justlike I don't know, is that when

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I started the pandemic, Like sotwenty twenty he was he remember that because
I bought those tickets. I waslike, oh, yeah, Frank Ocean
gonna go pandemic? No yeah,and then yeah then this bullshit yeah,
then he's finally coming back. Whyis he so incognito? Why is it
always like, oh, Frank Ocean, are you gonna get him? No?
Right? Right right? So yeah, know you were super late from

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from what I thought first before Ilooked into everything, I was just like
I relate to the set, whichis unprofessional as fuck at Coachella, where
everything is like beat by beat bybeat, meaning like everybody has a set
right right, very specific you onlyhave a forty five minute set if your
headliner, you get two hours orwhatever, right yeah. So like from

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all the tweets and stuff, itlike like it was trash. I'm not
gonna lie. I was just like, where is he performing? You know,
like so annoying, And then therewas a clip of him he like
did a speech about I didn't reallywatch the whole thing, but I know
it was about him being like reallyworked up, like sad about his brother
passing away, and like how hekind of hated Coachella but his brother like
loved it. It's weird he's nothere, so like the whole performance supposed

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to be like a tribute to him. I don't know, Oh yeah,
he fu oh his brother died.So I did feel like that was kind
of the response because that clip cameout and people were kind of defending him.
But then, so what festival?The festival, I will tweeted out
since I've been speaking with sources aboutexactly what transpired and how things went so

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far downhill Sunday for Frank Ocean andCoachella, So here you go. The
stage production was supposed to and didcontain an ice rink that was constructed and
ready to go. That would havebeen so dope. Frank Ocean at the
last minute decided that he no longerwanted it. All. All of the
people walking around him at the startof the performance were actually ice skaters had
been practicing for weeks and were supposedto be skating. As part of the

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production, Coachella had to deconstruct theirproof stage that had been planned and signed
off for months in advance, meltthe entire ice rink, and then set
it up how Frank decided to withno warning. So that's why people had
to wait over an hour, whichis what you end up seeing and caused
hour long delay. This all happenedwhen doors had already opened for Sunday and

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people were securing their spots to seehim. If the last minute changes weren't
made, he wouldn't have performed atall, leaving the festival without a closing
headliner. Frank also personally pulled theplug. Got the last second on the
live stream, Oh yeah, becauseyou couldn't livestream his set there. I
remember that. People complained about that. He said, like, you can't
live stream this. So Frank alsopersonally pulled up, which like goes to

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show you probably knew it was gonnabe. I feel like I feel like
people were stream though maybe they're like, oh yeah, there's people like one
on Instagram live like yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember even got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeah. So Frank also personally pulled
the plug at the last second onthe live stream, which is which left
to the very sour taste in manyinside Coachella mouth. Yeah what the he
ultimately, and I quote, itjust didn't seem like he wanted to be
there but was obligated to be.Everything including him, fell apart last minute.

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Don't expect to see any coverage fromthe festival about the set. Something
that is unprecedented. Oh my god, I can never get that right right,
You've got a girl. The relationshipis not in a good place right
now. Yeah, it's giving Diva, it's giving entitled. I mean,
I don't want to like speak toomuch on it because I feel like you

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never know what's going on in thisin the mind of an artist. Like,
I mean, I get it.I guess all I tried to understand
because I'm dating an artist, butlike, man, so okay, then
someone Uh this was like the textmessage of screenshot blood, sweat and tears,
only to have the rug ripped outfrom the underneath and the text says
I worked on that ice rink.We all thought it was super dumb but

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awesome. At the same time weldthose heavy fake or yeah, we all
thought the idea was super dumb butawesome at the same time, like to
have the rice rink, weld thoseheavy fake rocks, set up lights around
him beneath it. It was goingto be so dope. The stage hand
and production crew morale really dropped whenwe found out it wasn't being used.
Hundreds of man hours, blood,sweat, and tears for nothing. In

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part, that's just how it goes, but in reality, everyone was super
upset. We did hours and hoursof work only to describe it hours before
and then um, it came outand I feel like this is not true.
But this man came out talking abouthe like broke his angle or something
like ard that. But you wasjumping up and down to Dawn Records.
I heard my ink. I feellike they were trying to do pr and

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like it wasn't wow all of that. I do not know about the ice
drink, but like what I mean, I feel like that kind of goes
with his vibe of his music becausehis music is kind of slow and sad
boy and shit right, that soundsperfect. That sounds great, like people
would love that ship. What changedFrank and exactly like it sucks because yeah,

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we haven't heard anything from Frank Oceanand years. You know, he's
like always on this hiatus and likedis that like a part of his appeal,
his mysteriousness. He's he's giving likeincognito, Like but what But now
now it's just getting irritating, LikeI feel like, no, no,

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I don't like it. And likeyou were saying, like Okay, I
get you know the artists, likeyeah, you never word or whatever whatever
whatever, but also fuck that Beyoncewould never where That's the first thing.
Here's the thing. I'm just liketired of some of these artists like you
have coming up begged us to believein you to be a superstar exactly like

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you've wanted to get to this pointand I feel like you got a little
bit of and you're like I'm anartist, like yeah, yeah, too
much. Like I don't need tolike perform for you guys. I don't
need to do anything you. Idon't owe you anything. And it's like,
okay, maybe you don't want toowe anyone anything, but at the
same time, like, yeah,I'm just tired of superstars like you want
to be an entertainer. You wantto be a superstar, and you begged
us to give you that title.And now people like you and like want

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music from you, and you're justlike, I don't know y'all shit,
and like I'm gonna you're not gonnaget anything from me, and I don't
want to be this. Yes,and you know what, this might be
an unpopular opinion, but give thepeople what they want. Give the people
what they want. They want abovolment they want. Well even if what
they don't want, maybe you're youwant to go somewhere different creatively. You're
not sure how people will do it, but like put it out in the
world, like you you're a musicianexactly, and if you don't hold them,

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say I retired exactly. You know, I retired from music. I'm
not doing this. Yeah, andthat's and that's okay, or don't if
you know that's a space you're in, don't sign. Why did you sign
this whole contract with Coachella? Thenif this is the bullshit you're on,
you know, like why give yourfans nothing? It's but say that you're
going to like, okay, It'sone thing being like, hey, I'm
not filming this or I'm not agood space, I can't deliver, and

(20:15):
you know that's on me. Butto be like, yeah, I'm gonna
headline Coachella, It's gonna be great. It's giving unsure of himself and yeah,
that is the first thing I thinkof, Like I'm just like And
I've always said this about Beyonce,like whether you like her, you don't
where it does. I don't likeher, but one thing you cannot say
about her is that she gives herfull Like Beyonce has reached again even if

(20:37):
you don't like her. Beyonce hasreached a level in her career where it's
like she's a legend. She didthe super Bowl, like she's done everything.
You know, people argue if she'slike on Michael Jackson's levels as far
as it comes to performing, likeshe has already solidified her stamp, like
she has a child, she hadher own solo shit, Grammy's breaking records
left and right. So she's ata point where she could be like I

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don't need to get people anything,like she could be in her a little
retired era and she never does thatto this day where every super Bowl that
comes up, we're comparing it toBeyonce and Bruna Mars. Yeah, because
they set the level like Coachella.Her Coachella performance a movie. Literally it
was a documentary on Netflix. Shouldwatch it, and like the documentary is

(21:21):
amazing, not just because performance isgreat, but like they go behind the
scenes of only details and like thingsthat she put in and like she put
literally her life on the line andbody to give that because she's like,
this has my name on it,right, and exactly, I feel like
that's always Beyonce saying like it hasmy name on it, I'm not going
to have ass this ship. Yeah, like this is my legacy. Every

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performance, she never half asked anythingexactly, gives her all, Like you're
gonna get a motherfucking performance from herevery time. Exactly. So when artists
that like have two albums out orlike in a couple of big saves,
what does he have? He hasChannel Orange and the Nikes one and mix
tape. Yeah, Like I don'tknow how it like not including mixtape And

(22:08):
that's fine. We don't need youpumping out music year after year after year.
I appreciate that. Yeah, it'sblonde okay, blonde Orange. Yeah,
then the one that had what wasthe one the Nostalgia Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Summer. But I feel like
that was a mixtape. I'm notsure if that was album, that one
that has songs for women on itNobacane Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(22:30):
I was like, oh, sogood, was really good? Dude,
that's so fucked up. Like you'redoing Coachella. You're doing one of
the biggest things of the year,the biggest music festivals probably in the world.
Well I say that, okay,but everyone like talks about America.
Yeah, in American America, veryAmerican festival. Yes, yeah, I

(22:56):
don't know. The ravers will comeafter you Land fucking Belgium or wherever it
is in Europe. Anyways, trashFrank Ocean and now he's offially for the
culture because he did not do itfor the culture. Yeah, he did
not do it for the culture.He hasn't been doing it for a while.
Um, Andlake eighty two is goingto replace him now, hey,

(23:17):
oh my god. And yeah theyhad that crazy ass song. So we
Chris went alone, We're like howI was definitely still in high school.
I think it was like my junioryear. Yeah, we were kids,
and I remember the next day,like going to school with like my bottom
eyelinder still on his speared like afucking rock star. This is like when

(23:37):
I just started smoking weed, likeand we're like still trying to like sneak
alcohol parents at a school part likepick dropped, my mom dropped us all
untain. Yeah, I'm like thatwas so sweet. At the show was
amazing, homember Me and Chris atthe and we're just hanging on our chairs

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and everyone's leaving, and I feellike we were a little high, so
we were like Hella giggli. Yeahyeah at the time, like we're just
like, I mean, we're stillour Helli gigli like wel at everything.
So it was like a mixture ofthat and also being high and like also
like coming off a high of theconcert, like oh my god, that
was such a good can you knowwhen you was like in a good moody
like cloud like literally cloud nine everywhere, right, and yeah they had you

(24:21):
know, they played music at theend when it's done, and it's like
it sounds like it's just like thisR and B valid but then we like
listen and it was like this guywas like stick my finger ideo boody.
Oh yeah, and we're like,wait, what is he saying? We
like, literally, we're laughing forfive minutes straight, and I was like,
I have to find this song,and I remember I went to YouTube
and I finally found it. Allthe comments were like, Blink on eighty

(24:44):
two brought me here, So theymustn't like that whole to our clothed with
that song. Oh my god,it was ridiculous, good time. So
they're gonna be closing Coachella because theydid. They did perform though, right
the first weekend too, Blink yeah, because I think Travis Barker it was
like a first performance back. Yes, from everything, they just moved.
They just moved the set home.Yeah, I guess, Okay, I

(25:04):
don't know. I don't know howit's all right again. They were on
the they were on the lineup forsure. You're right, Yeah, that's
a good one. They're making theircomeback. I'm trying to get into tickets
for Chase Center when they got here, but I'm trying to get some free
ones because those pricing it's very expensive. Hella expensive inflation in Turnstiles opening for
them, and I really like thatband too, and I had tickets to
see them but I forgot what happened, but it got postponed, and I

(25:27):
originally had the tickets for a Saturdayand that when it got postponed, it
was like a weekday and I justnever got it off, and I was
like, oh, that wasted money. Okay, fine, but maybe I'll
get into this concert. I getto see them on Clint that would be
sick. Yeah, but Frank Oceannot doing it for the culture. All
right, Let's talk some TV realquick, though. Chris reminded me we

(25:49):
have a whole episode called I ForgotSick youre finger? He stuck his finger
in his body hole. I thinkit's cool. Oh yeah, I literally
have our whole podcast up here.Little stats. Yeah that far. How
do I see all the episodes?Let me look it up to for the
record with angelinist with why it's likenot even showing me all the episodes?

(26:18):
Can I see all of them?Like stick your finger in his booty hole?
Okay? That episode? Yeah?Yeah, we're probably talking about how
specific but related it to the songreboot hold these new album uh Twitter,

(26:40):
clapback, Eargasms Company, Holiday Party, Shenanigans and more. Wow remedy.
Let's revisit a bad episode anyway,so you might be already be familiar with
the song if you're og FTR hotstir um. All right, but let's
talk some TV. Gotta talk thenumber two probably number one. Now I'll

(27:00):
show on ned Flax Beef starring AliWa love her and she's from San Francisco
and she I don't know if youguys ever watched Always Be My Babee.
Yeah, top five rom com andand I'm not just saying this because it's
so bare. I think we talkedabout this in another episode two. Yeah,
but there was a mad Bay Areashit like hell of San Francisco.

(27:21):
There was a scene where they're listeningto our sister station one of six point
one came Yell and they're listening tothe Lounge, which, like if you're
from the Bay Area, you knowabout the Lounge, like it used to
be come on at late night.They played like all the sexy R and
B songs and like in the moviethey have it like a whole frame screen
frame of like they're just the radioand it says one ill six one,
you know. Like so it wasjust various fun. CONU reeves to cam

(27:42):
yell. So I just love her. All her stand ups is like super
raunchy but hilarious. So it's herand Stephen. We just said how to
say his last name, Stephen Young, And I guess he's all a sudden
Walking Dead. I never watched WalkingDead, so I'm I'm new to this
guy. Yeah, the whole castis before everyone's fine as fuck. Oh

(28:02):
oh, you haven't watched it.Christ watches one television show, Yeah,
which they just announced that All StarsSeason eight is coming out and Jimbo and
Kennys are gonna fucking take it.Oh okay, we'll get inside because the
finale happens, so we'll talk alittle bit. Um. Yeah, it's
only ten episodes. Um. Ifyou watch a trailer, it's just about

(28:22):
It starts with these two characters thatlive completely different lives, and they get
into a little altercation on the road, like she hanks at him, he
hates it, and so he likejust like I'm gonna get this bitch,
and he's like trying to drive toher, but she's like they're like almost
calls an accident. They're like gettingcrazy with the road rage and they basically
just hunt each other down. Andthe whole show is these two people being

(28:45):
chaotic as fuck and petty as fuck, not letting shit go and making these
small decisions that ultimately ruins their livescompletely. And it's chaotic, it's intense
a lot of comedic moments as well. I stood up like all the way
chill, seven am, and Ifinished it in one night. I was

(29:06):
on crack. Yeah, I wasprobably on coffee like I am now will
be Awee's nice coffee. We're gonnaand finished that whole show. It was
amazing. Unfortunately, I have totalk about this one of the side characters,
David Chow. Do you I familiarwith him? No? I wasn't
familiar with him either, but alot of my friends do follow him and

(29:26):
I like him. But his oldclips of this podcast used to be on
I'm not sure if it's his orhis and his friends, and it's disgusting.
I watched him, I was like, uh, like, he basically
admitsed her raping someone trigger morning sexualassault. It's not gonna play the clip.
It was really nasty. Thinking it'sfunny, Like, yeah, it

(29:47):
was weird even for him to Ithink, like, because I think he
this came up a long time agowhen the podcast was at I think this
was like twenty twenty fourteen, andI think when he originally made his him
and he kind of tried to sayit was a joke, but like when
you watch it, he's literally describingwhat happened, like there's nothing that was
like a punchline or awe, justkidding. And like even the girl that
was co hosting with him at thatpoint, she's like, wait, did

(30:08):
you just admit to like rape me? Like wait, this is like she's
she's feeling uncomfortable whatever, and hedoes it like he literally responds on the
successful rapists like it's it's gross becauseI watched the second clip. It's it's
not good, it's not okay.And I'll say two things. How Netflix
is going about about it is terriblebecause they haven't, you know, addressed

(30:30):
it. And then Ali Wang goesin puts her Twitter on private because obviously
people are her and Stephen. They'relike that's his friend, that they're all
friends. That's how he got casted. And then also originally the the two
I forgot who it was, butthere's like a couple of Twitter accounts that
put this back out. That's whyit's facing so many backlash because I saw

(30:52):
I saw Ali Wang was trending andI was like, my bitch probably getting
credit again from being the ship andthen I was like yeah. I was
like, oh no, something's goingdown. But when I saw that,
another story was how yeah, thetwo people that originally like had that video
come out again and that's why it'sgetting on the backlash. Someone reached out

(31:15):
to Twitter and it ended up beingDavid Show. He's the one that reached
out to Twitter to take it downbecause it was copyright because it's his video
from his podcast, And I'm like, that is the dumbest shit you could
do. Like that doesn't say I'mguilty as fuck, right, and people
have screenshots like how he's the onethat got it taken down, so all
of them are going about it reallystupidly. On the other hand, I
will say, like, no,fuck that guy. He's trash, Like

(31:37):
I definitely don't condone that now,like disgusting. It made me even like,
oh do I this is even thoughthe show's chaotic, it was becoming
my comfort show. I was liketo put this on in the background and
like, it does make you notwant to watch it. However, I
will say all the backlash at aliWong and Stephen you know, you know,
is getting I don't necessarily agree withbecause at the same time, sure,

(31:57):
maybe they're friends with him. Ijust feel like it's not realistic.
Someone like ali Wana has all thesethings going on her stand up's also married
in movies. I don't see itbeing realistic that this guy that maybe as
a friend, maybe is in ourassociate they can put on for this movie,
like would go and like watch hispodcast from twenty thirteen and like discover

(32:19):
this, you know what I meanexactly, Like I'm watching your fucking nothing
the fucking basement as podcast, right, and it's just like one it's like
one little clip. But we alsodon't want to like minimize it to that
one little clip. That's not whatyou're doing. But it's like, yeah,
that's discussed, like exactly why whywould she go back and like look
at those things? But bitch,the internet will get you, and the
internet they got got him. Hebasically admitted to like forcing him a SEUs

(32:40):
to touch him and like, yeah, we don't even need to go further
than that. Like it gets bad, it gets bad, you could just
do yeah, Twitter search and you'llpop up now. Um, But yeah,
I will say, like it's justnot realistic that to put the whole
name on the on the show,Like I doubt any of the cast members
like what I've came across this oldass podcast. I'm like, he even

(33:00):
wanted to watch this podcast, notknowing that that was there, but like
to even like click play, youknow what I mean? Poor girls,
Like yeah, but she was,she was. She had to like play
it, play along. But thenso it was all weird. Yeah,
she was like with a bunch ofguys. It was weird. It was
weird. I don't like it.I felt like my stomach turned to watching

(33:20):
it. So yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a locker room.
It sucks because like it is AsianLeague class Like it sucks. Was doing
to the TV show because the showreally is so great. Yeah, but
now you're like, yel like Idon't want to support this fucking rapist exactly.
So that's that, um tell us. I was back. Love me

(33:42):
some ted lassie. Shout out tomy girl Jasmine. She I think she
lives in LA now she's to livein Sandy. I used to go out
there all the time to visit herwhen she was in college, but she
works for like the motherfucking headquarters andshe'd be sending me like to last emerch
and like little I guess that they'vebeen doing so I have like the whole
as Richmond f Seegars. Now,Oh that's so funny. I'm loving this
new season a lot of I didforce you to watch the first season,

(34:06):
Yeah, like literally forced to you. I was like, he's like,
oh, ready to go home now, good night sleep me Like one more
episode we're in the season finale isa good show, but yeah, we're
on the third season. I'm lovingthe character development. There's people who like
really want to lasso and the Rebeccawho owns a team to be together when
they clearly have a platonic relationship.They call themselves ted Becca five and the

(34:30):
last episode, I mean no spoilers, but like they kind of threw that
away, like you could tell Rebecca'sgetting it out somewhere, and I'm like,
fuck the ted Becca Hive, Likethey could be platonic, Like why
do you always want the bank charactersto be sexually evolved? No, And
I don't even think they would begood, Like I don't see how people
see it. They are like theydo love each other. They they do
connect like they they're like friend's holemates, you know, and why can't they

(34:52):
just be that exactly exactly? Um, yeah, so I love it.
But here's what I will say.Okay, this is spoiler. Roy Akilely
broke up. I love me someRoy. Oh and I know, okay
hot one right well yeah, butalso Jamie Tchart is hot too. Remember
the one I had did the daddyissues. If you could like go back

(35:12):
in your mind when I forced youto watch it, there was like the
white guy. He was like anasshole and that's Roy. Yeah, I
could get it. Yeah, andhe's such a man like him and Kiley
together was so fine, but he'sso angry all about it. Love it?
Yeah, but he no, buthe somehow was not toxic though.
He was just like he just cussesa lot. He's like, oh yeah,

(35:37):
but he like has a Knie Steady, loves and respects the fuck out
a Keily and like women. ButJamie Tart, his character in the first
season, was like the asshole ofthe team, had a super huge ego.
Uh Roy. Him and Roy definitelyhated each other when you watched it,
and like, but later like towardsthis He's a finale in the first
season. He saw that, likehis dad was like and I'll call like

(35:59):
I'm like really mean to him himand like probably pressured him to be great
at soccer, like which is likea really terrible person all around. So
you're like, you see where thedaddy should come in. And there was
like the sweet moment where even thoughJamie Tart like went to another team and
was kind of like fuck Richmond teLasso, like before they leave, like
because they end up beating the team. Jamie Chart's team beat rich Man and

(36:19):
I remember he gives him a notebecause he saw his dad go off on
him even though Jamie Tchart won thegame. Let me take it back.
Jamie Tchart won the game, buthe didn't make the winning goal and he
passed it, which is something thatto lass I was teaching him when he
was on his team. But hisdad was even mad even though his team
won that he didn't make the winninggoal, like he could never be good
enough. So Tlasso gave him anote before he left on the thing and
like it said like way to makethe pass, had like his little army

(36:42):
man. It was like a littlemoment, but at that time, Jamie
Charts still an asshole. Fast forward, weard in season three some of the
best character development. Like I've neverthought i'd be like, he's not an
asshole anymore. I mean he stillis, but he's like a good person.
Him and Roy our friends where he'strying to like train him to be
like a superstar now because Roy retiredand they like have this little friendship.
But it's crazy how like we're allrooting for James Chart, Like I literally

(37:04):
hated his guts season one. Nancy'sthe two and it's like, wow,
you're like becoming one of my favoritecharacters. But Roy and Keiley broke up.
You know, I don't care whofucks who, but those two need
to be endgame. Like even ifto last Owner record got together, I
would hate it, but whatever,but this is one thing. No,
they need to get back together.Okay, we're so cute. But Keiley
she she's bisexual. We learned becausein the last episode she hooks up with

(37:30):
her boss. Oh no good no, no, not not the main not
her. Also she ends up notworking with her anymore. The Besties.
She has a different company, butnow she has this new boss and like
and the fucking her Keily. Itwas hot. O, um, I
do have to read this tweak souse. I'm like, yes exactly. Someone

(37:51):
said I supported Keiley and Jack thegirl's names Jack fleeing, but we're gonna
need them to wrap it up soon. So when you see me demanding they
break up, it's in a RoyKeiley way, not in a homophobic Okay,
yes, Keiley get it in.This is hot, but like,
yeah, you know you're getting backthe right right and from this last episode.
The last episode gave us nothing likeit was a very filler episode for

(38:12):
the real ted Lasso High. Ifyou remember Coach Beard's episode in season two,
Basically Apple TV like requested eleven episodesor some ship, but they recorded
ten, so they they like aslike a fuck each Apple. They made
like this bullshit ass episode that itwas just about one of the side characters,
Coach Beard, and it was weird. It was like very tripping.
You either love it or you hateit. It was like immediately feel a
quote episode. I hated it,okay, Like it was just weird.

(38:36):
It's like Coach Beards like having thistrippy moment in London and just like following
him. I don't know, itwas weird. I couldn't get into it,
okay, but that's cool, verynothing episode, Like it did nothing
for the storyline, you know.It was like this like little little bonus
episode, right, So it wasgiving that the last episode. But also
there's another episode in season two whereit's a Christmas episode, and I feel
like that one is more enjoyable,but also probably didn't do anything for the

(38:57):
storyline, so took a fair moreto the Christma episode. Either way,
this episode had didn't really give usanything of where anything is going, but
when I'm even more annoyed with thoughit was still a beautiful episode, and
like Rebecca saying she has like avoice of an angel, any episode that
she's singing again is immediately goated.But they are feeding the Roy Keigeley hive
crumbs. We don't know anything.They haven't talked to each other, a

(39:20):
conversation, closure, Like they're feedingus crumbs, And it's like, how
many more episodes is there? Like, you gotta give us something if this
season ends with them not getting backtogether. Apple TV, count your days,
Jason Sudakis, count your fucking howmany more episodes left? Is this
the last season? This is thefinal season. Ever, like no more
seasons after this, so we can'teven make it right three season, I

(39:44):
know. And it's such a greatshow. I feel like they have a
bunch. But I'm here for reallygreat shows, like ending things right,
like not forcing shit, Like okay, if we have this perfect ending,
we want to do like how insecure? Insecure? How to come to an
end? Yes, which I recentlystarted rewatching randomly. I haven't rewatched a
long time, you know, rewatchedshows hits and gigs, And last night,

(40:06):
you know what episode I got tothe one where he sings no,
I've think that's that folding the cheese. That's great, But now I don't
know a little bit of Lexi singleeven when I'm nuts, I'm a little
bit tipsy. When I joined mycar, that is, I was like

(40:27):
pure joy, so good. Ialso got to the what the Life is
Cabaret? Cabaret? Oh, that'ssuch a good episode, bitch. I
watched it like three times in arow, and it's like the first time
you see Stevie come alive. Yeah, you know, because she's like so
like, I don't give a fuckabout anything. There's so many means like
that episode beginning to end is perfectwhy no one wants No one gives a

(40:52):
funk about David's engagement announcement. Thatall starts off like he says it,
and like the mom Moira was liketripping about the place. She's like,
this is like the worst things Icould have heard all day, and like
she's like, I'm sure you guyshave all your all of your lives to
celebrate, like bitch, I gotthis play to worry about it. Like
everyone's like just thinking about themselves.And then there's this moment just before Stevie

(41:14):
kills it and she's like tripping abouther life and liked it just gives her
like she's like talking shit, butshe's actually talking about the character. And
then she's like are you talking aboutme or Sally? And she's like,
oh you, I'm not worried aboutShe goes into this whole thing. I
like how I forgot exactly what shesays. But you know, Myra's like
vocabulary is crazy. So I lovein that speech because she's saying all these
like crazy words. And the endsit with she's like, but you are

(41:36):
very very cool. It's like youuse the most simple words, but you
know, like she just like totallygives her this really speech, but in
a way that's like, bitch,did you not know that? Like you're
the coolest bitch here, you know, Like and then she's like, you
know, our Sally the character likeis going to do great if she like
learned how to be you or something, and you just Stevie be like,
I'm ready to kill this ship.And then Stevie goes out there she sings

(41:59):
the fucking song. I never watchedthat play before, but I don't want
to get into more play, sowell, we gotta go, we gotta
go. Let's watch it. Yeah, and this episode makes me want to
watch it now even more. Isit Chicago? Chicago? Right? I
have no idea. I thought itwas called that The Life Is or whatever.
Pretty sure it's like play on Chicago. Okay, we got our research.

(42:21):
Chris is just our day in theaterguy. Alright, I guess right.
He's like yeah, yeah, yeahyeah. But she goes and fucking
kills it. And there there's partsin that that I love too that I
was really watching it. I don'tthink so itch. Now I gotta google
it. I think it's Chicago.I think it's Chicago, which I still

(42:42):
haven't seen the play. I thinkI don't know. I don't know.
It's terrible. I don't know anythingabout plays in RuPaul's drag Race. Every
season they have a rustical like theydo it. They do like a like
a musical. It's called a musical. Get it, RuPaul, what is

(43:08):
it? I have no fucking idea. I don't know. I'm getting different
options. Anyways, Yeah, shegoes and kills herformance, and there's like
moments everyone always raves a box.There's a part where Dan Levie goes,
that's my friend at the end,and everyone loves that part. But there
is a scene where like she's singingand it like the camera pants to more
rough and Catherina Harr. She doesn'tsay anything, but like her eyes are

(43:30):
tearing up and she's just looking atStevie for like point two seconds, and
like the amount of emotion she putin just that one screen frame is like
Emmy worthy, you know, likeCatherina har is that bitch. So I'm
like everyone always talks about Dan leBe going that's my favorite, which is
well, was cute, but likewe gotta give us Captain har just for
that one little part. The wayshe just looked at her like so proud.

(43:51):
And then there's also another part whereStevie like hits the last note and
she kind of like gasp and liketouches her face like I can't believe I
just like fucking did that, andit's so precious. And then and then
the episode Verry ends with like,uh, David trying to tell everyone that
they're going to be engaged to everyoneand everyone's just like fucking ruining it.
Yeah you, Catherine, and Herrwas just like I already know you guys
are getting engage, like I gottago out a great fun call, and

(44:13):
like no one's letting them say it. So everything about that episode is perfect.
Shout out the Ship's Creek. Butyeah, telaso amazing. I don't
know how many more episodes are left, and I'm scared to look because if
it's only like two, it's like, obviously, how the fuck are we
can get Roaring Kidi back together intwo episodes? So I'm actually scared to
look that up. But the funAtflix is great if you don't want to
watch it because of David Toby ina rapist asshole, totally understand. But

(44:37):
also Ali Wang is a shit.So it was the other dude, they're
walking dead. Oh and the guythat plays her husband. I don't know
his name, but he's hot Tea, Like everyone's hot as fuck. The
fuck the cuts in so's so many. If you want to watch it,
I'm not mad if you don't.It was a perfect talent. It's perfect
show, though, I definitely willsay that, Yeah, so do what

(44:58):
you do with that. This isToday in the Bay? What's your host?
And Jelina Today in the Bay?Okay, today, even though this
episode is coming out tomorrow, todayis twenty blazes? Do you still as

(45:22):
a grown adult? How do youstill celebrate for twenty? Dude? I
do not smoke all day today.Didn't even have responsibilities. I like,
I had to do hell of shitthat required me to think really hard.
So I feel like there's people whoare like what fucking losers, like,
don't celebrate for twenty anymore. I'mnot necessarily that person that's like an adult,

(45:42):
like, oh, don't celebrate fortwenty. I'm not celebrating it by
I do acknowledge it, like,oh, it's for twenty. Yeah,
I think it's it's a favorite pastime. Especially today, it was like really
hot. It wasn't hot, butlike the sun was out. Like I
would love to just like roll aroundin some grass, smoke a blood joint
or a bong or a pipe orwhatever, and like just get high a
level and just listen to some music. And that's funny. My Frisina was

(46:04):
like, you know, I wokeup, grab my joint like I always
do, and I was like smoking, and then I was like, oh,
it's for twenty, Like this isgonna be got to Gate four twenty
then, But it's like this iswhat I do every day. That it's
even more special because twenty exactly exactly, So I'm not mad at that.
I'll let's talk about how much stuffhas changed the rules for Hippie Hill that
London bred foot out. Yeah.Put a little tweet, Yeah, little
tweet tweet. She said, Folksheading to Golden Gate Park today for four

(46:29):
twenty at Hippie Hill because you knowwe'll be popping every year. Remember you
must be twenty one to enter sincewhen? And like is there one entrance
like you no, like there aguy at the door. Yeah, They're
gonna stop you at every corner.Yeah, it's like it's a huge as
parking check your ID. It's ingo to gate Park right, yeah,
sure, yeah, yeah, Igo to Gate Park same as exactly.

(46:52):
Um must be twenty one. Idon't know how they're Yeah, regular to
cannabis will be sold. That's kindof cool. Yeah I always do that.
Well, I think just since thelaws have been like changing recently,
well I guess you would just buyfrom anyone, right, Yeah, it's
like yeah, yeah, the weedman is the man. I think I've
only been to hip Hill Laves thatone time we went. Did we go?

(47:13):
Was it with Hillary? I thinkwe were crystal that was dolorest part
think it was. I think itwas we s for ships and gigs.
But no, Yeah, one timeI went to Hippie Hill with my friend
and I remember getting so fucking highbecause it was I kept buying these rice

(47:36):
crispies that somebody made, like ohmy god, and they were just so
yummy. I kept eating them.I was so high. We bought this
like this big ass Safeway sandwich.I remember just like looking at that sandwich
and being so overwhelmed that I couldnot eat it because I was so high.
I was like, you know,you could, we could. I
was like, you could eat everything. Literally literally you like that big ass

(47:59):
like foot long sandwich from safe Wayseven dollars. No. No. I
remember looking at it and I waslike, which, and do I eat
from? Like where you can handlea subway sich no, no, no
no, I couldn't handle it.I literally I remember leaving it in the
park and going home because it wastoo high. I cannot take edibles.
I do have an edible story,but it wasn't four twenty, but in

(48:21):
honor of four twenty. Yeah,there there's two. I feel like I'm
traumatized. But the first time itmust have been like twenty twelve or maybe
twenty eleven, I mean twenty thirteen, like I had like just got out
of high school, because I rememberI was with my boyfriend, and I
feel like we're like together after highschool boyfriend of the time. Yeah,
yeah, maybe the school years upside. Anyways, I was super young,

(48:42):
like I had to be twenty onebetween twenty three. One of us cool
just turned twenty nine, by theway, um, and I've never taken
edible before I met him. Wedid smoke a lot, like I had
had a terrible I would like smokebefore class. Was when I was in
college. Like before break and afterwards, like and I was a TA.

(49:04):
I was a great TA though,but for one plus for a couple of
communications classes. Well she was mycommunications presser. Shout out to Larissa Man
because you know what she would do. She would let me use the TA
books like Friday class that I wastaking. Oh she taught so many communications
classes and I was taking so many, so she'd be like, oh,
don't buy that book, I havethat one, just use this one.

(49:24):
Such a real one. Like shewas there for me for a lot,
honestly, until you know, myboyfriend text me on the bitches during my
final and I like had a breakdownand like left the class and she let
me retake the test. Oh Ithink I still failed. But what a
real one anyway, But at thistime it was happily with my boyfriend at

(49:45):
the time. We bought two brownies, okay, and we're about to take
bart like from some guy like Brian, Like this wasn't like at the store.
Yeah, yeah, bit at thestore you have like at someone whose
cousin his brother made it right,And it was like kind of like if
you got the one piece that wasstronger than the other piece, It's like
not. It wasn't even like,I don't think illegally. When did it

(50:07):
become legal, like like a yearago. So yeah, exactly, it
wasn't like that. Like obviously itwas a Bay area so we used to
like smoke everywhere. Yeah, butexactly you had to like buy from someone.
Yeah yeah, yeah, but itwasn't like a cannabis store on every
fucking no corner. You know,they have they have they have weed inhaler's
like an inhaler. But it's crazy, it's weird. That's crazy. Sometimes

(50:30):
it's going too far. I'm like, we're draw the line somewhere. Anyways,
had to for contexts t M.I just started my period and I
think all I have for breakfast breakfastwas ibeprofriend so the stone empty. Well,
get on Bart and I think itwas an early game. I think
I hooked hooked us up with likeit was like against the Dodgers too.
It was a Giant's Dodgers game becausemy boyfriend's time was a Giants fan,

(50:51):
so whatever, how to support it? Get on Bart and we take one.
Get to at and T Park oftime when I was at and maybe
it was a work on I'm like, now, um, and you know
the classic this ship did not hit. Yeah, I did not do anything.

(51:12):
I'm really good. I feel myperiod of cramps, Like this is
not working because you want to takethe other one before we go in?
Yeah, like absolutely, yeah,loser, Yeah, let's take the other
one. Take the other one likewe're having It'll be a pus. Just
take it. We get in.Everything's great, it's fine. I'm like
a little I'm getting there, butnothing crazy. We're in line to I

(51:35):
think I got my crap sandwich andwe're in line to get like the garlic
fries now and oh sack, likethe national anthem is starting year it perfect
time to like you know, okay, the song doesn't slap. We're gonna
get our food now. Yeah,in line the longest line to get some
fucking garlic fries. And all ofa sudden, I feel a little dizzy

(51:57):
and I I'm like maybe I don'tfeel good and like boom, I just
like coloused right there. Oh Ilook up and like I wake up and
like it's like everyone the whole healthteam they got because the giant seat is
nice as fu, the whole liketeam, and I see the Yeah they're
yelling at like what did you giveor something something, and they take me

(52:20):
to the back because they have thisnice house medical room. I was like,
oh, y'all have blue Cross.You're gonna get checked in here.
My doctor come back nice. Theylike, just give me water and I'm
like, sorry, it's just Ijust started my period. I just have
I profented any which is all true. And I was good to go,
and I honestly watched the rest ofthe game sad. I lost one of

(52:43):
my crab sandwiches when I fell,but my work was really fake. He's
like, baby, you're like lipsturned purple. And we watched the rest
of the game though, like allas well, Oh my god. But
after that I was like I'm nevertaking edible ever again. Yeah. And
then my second bad experience, Iwas with my cousin like this again,
got one from a friend because it'sstill like this is like a long time

(53:04):
ago, and it was like aHershe's bar. So we haled it and
like we're eating like half or thebar and when we look down and we're
like down to the last two blocksand we know this, there's like a
small print on it and I waslike, what's that saying it says like
take two blocks each it, soit was probably like four or six blocks
that we had each. Oh mygod, and I've never okay, I

(53:29):
was in the bathroom right no,and like my I remember like sitting on
the like my head in the toilet, but I knew I didn't have to
throw up, but I was tryingto psyke my mind that ID throw up
because what I really was filing wasmy chest popping out. But I was
so scared to be like, yeah, I think I'm not a hard to
talk. I'm like, no,I probably just have to throw up.
That's why I'm like on this toilet. But really I was just trying to
pyke my mind out. So Iwas like, I think my heart's gonna

(53:50):
stop beating, and my cousin I'mlike not even in the right mind to
like go get her. And Ithink she like almost opens the door and
then she closed. We were likeoh no, no, I'm so sorry,
Like I think she's walking onto me. I remember like like trying to
be like no, come back,like yeah, I couldn't even like scream
out for her to come back.And I was like no, like I'm
so lost right now, Okay,I ended up going to bed. But

(54:10):
I remember when I'm never in mylife, like woke up still high,
like a major, like eyes bloodshotred, waking up and I'm talking.
I was like, like, sohe talks. I was high and I
had to. I was like,oh my god, I almost died last
night and you left me there todie. She was like, I thought
you were telling me to get out. I thought I watched it on you,
like going to the bathroom. Iwas like no, I was gonna
also the version of a heart attack, fighting for my life on that bathroom

(54:34):
floor. And he just loved methere. So because she is so sweet,
I could just see her. OhI want to give your space.
I don't want to respect your I'mjust like, no, come back.
God. Wait, remember the onetime I took you to like a drag
show, some weird drag show.You guys say a real raig, He's

(54:59):
real Okay. I was like,Hey, we're gonna go to this city.
We're gonna go to this I goto this one dispensary. It's literally
I think it's still there. It'scalled Purple Star. It's like right by
Eltet Show. I was like,we're gonna go here. I get five
joints for twenty dollars. It's likesome bammer. It's some wait, wait,
don't say the S word. Yeah, because you said old on hold
on, no, it's so no, it's good, it's good. I'm

(55:21):
like, it's some bammer. Thatwas the first time I heard this term,
and I love it so much.I was like, it's some bammer.
But it's like cool, you knowwhatever they put like the fucking scraps
of the weed and five joints fortwenty dollars, it's great, okay,
cool, and we like like,like twenty bucks on us, yeah,
yes, yes, boom five fortwenty We literally just smoke one joint and

(55:45):
we're both fucking stone and we're like, okay, let's just go into this
bar and see what's going on.And there's a drag show and then it's
this really weird, dark, scarydrag show before we were so, I
think is when I used us,because I thought we weren't Stone, Okay,
okay, wasn't I wait, no, no, no, no,
no, I think it was afterwards. After it was afterward, and I

(56:08):
just remember it's being in there andyou're being like, I gotta get out
of here. I gotta get outof here, like it's you're like I
need outside. Was like on theverge of having like a panic attack,
like I would just like I'm goingtoo high and like there's a bunch of
people walking around us and like talkingto us, and I'm like, yeah,
yeah, I'm like having so muchanxiety and I'm like I have to

(56:28):
go outside and like breathe air.I think, okay, so I think
you went outside. I'm in thereand I'm like I need to go outside
too. I go out there.You're just like I thought you said we
were smoking snickle friends. She said, like I'm like, oh yeah,
this weed is trash, but it'sokay to get Okay, there's a snickle

(56:49):
and you never heard that tire before. Express This is I'm fighting for my
life, you know what I've learned, Like now I don't smoke as much
like I do like to when everynow honestly, like it's so expensive now,

(57:14):
like I feel like I gotta goto the I go to the cookie
store and they be taxing, butshouts burner, don't go to the cookie
store. But I thought, youknow it's gonna be good, Like maybe
the glass fucking oh yeah. No, see I always just buy pre rolls,
so I always get like a preroll or like little case. It's
a glass. What's that called?Um? This thing the mouth talking about

(57:37):
the mouthpieces glass, that's the that'sthe coolest one I've ever seen, right
right right, Oh, I knowyou're talking about. I forgot it's called
clutch. I have no idea anyways. Well, like like now when I
spoke, I feel like it's justlike when I'm with close friends or like
fight a long night and I likeend up buying pre rolls that we look

(57:57):
like on my drive home at night, like no one around me. I
think. I think I just getanxiety. Like if I'm like with a
lot of people and I'm just likenot, I just like overthink it and
I get I think I psych myselfout. So I don't like smoking with
like bigger crowds. My family islike all Stoners on my mom's side,
so like when we have family parties, like I'll smoke with my family because
I'm comfortable exactly. But and nowit's just like the stranger are too strong

(58:21):
now yea the weed is on steroids. Yeah, like we need to go
back to mid nothing. I lovea good mid weed, good mid strange
because yeah, now too strong.The people in the seventies and they smoked
our weed, they would all die. Yeah, yeah, they would collapse
and die. Everyone I would stockwould have job dead if they were handling

(58:50):
our weight. So I don't fuckwith edibles. I mean, I think
I still risk it sometimes, likeI'll take like a little gummy or something.
Yeah, but I have to belike in a setting with like my
cousins. I can't be out anddoing it. What do your cousins gave
me a gummy at Thanksgiving? Iwas like, oh no, a bad
idea. Did you die? Iwas lit? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you don't see that. I wasn't. I took like two of them,

(59:12):
okay, yeah, and I'm sureI was like I wasn't not hit
of me, But it was notlike the other edibles. Body, my
body is feeling tingly. My bodywas feeling tingly. Hello, good running,
America. I'm dead. Maybe yousaid this was a stick. She
was so serious too. Oh mygosh, we'll have before twenty everyone.

(59:35):
It was a great day. Ifeel like I did a lot of Bay
Area explored the Bay Area. I'mlike I used to do this stuff all
the time. Yeah, because Iwas in my little deprecious shot. This
is a sign of like you're gettingout of it. I talked about this
last episode, just like when youwhen you start realizing it and wanting to
get out of it, like Iwas, like the other week I cleaned
my apartment. That's total always starts. It is the first stuff of getting
out of my sloth. Yeah,but lately I'm like, man, I

(59:57):
was doing so good before everything wentdown that, like, you know,
I was like in the in fivedays a week, and like not that
I'm getting close to that, butat least like me wanting to like,
okay, at let's go get somesteps in outside, you know, and
like let's do breakfast, yeah,party, Like let's not start the day
with coffee. Maybe let's let's takeup of water. Yeah late too,
I'll get that in your stea.Yeah. So, like I wanted to
make those little baby steps. Buttoday, uh, me and my Frank

(01:00:20):
Caresina we share the same birthday,so um what is today? Thursday?
I keep for getting Yeah, soday after our birthday four twenty so we're
all gonna go like uh wine teachingother friends is Saturday, but in the
weekend for that we did the familythings. So those are times like just
me and Christinas and I bring ourbirthdays and then her best friend. Their
family owns Cafe m so we're like, let's go there for French like Spiren

(01:00:40):
is gonna be working. They likehooked it up with the food, like
it was so amazing. They likebrought up French's toast and like the strawbe
was like a freaking rose and likeI had like two candles on it.
It was so cute. They likebrought us a mosas, but we didn't
really drink them mosa We weren't ina drinking mood. But they made us
some bomb mess iced coffee. Idon't tress iced coffee at like restaurants that
are not coffee shops, you know. And then but she came over.

(01:01:04):
She told us how like everything islocal, like the coffee they brews local,
even like the farming, like thefood, the produce where they get
it. Yeah, cafe Amma tocheck it out. It's in Berkeley.
Yeah, and I guess you knowit's crazy. A couple weeks ago I
posted on Instagram too, but Ihad to call her and I was like,
Oh, what are you doing forEaster? She's like, oh,
I'm going to brunch, like andshe's from Sanose, so I was like
wondering what she was gonna say.She's like going to Berkeley and hid Berkeley.

(01:01:25):
I was like, oh, likethat's just the only French finding out
because my friend's always talking about it. She's like, yeah, we're going
to Cafe Amma. I was like, oh my god, my friend like,
oh, their family owns it.She's like, you know, it's
super popular. So I was like, oh, Cafe AMA's really that girl
like this random call her from Sanjose'sgoing there, you know, right,
So it was amazing. M Andthen we walked around that little area.
We stopped to Anthropology. Didn't buyanything, obviously, everything's way too over

(01:01:47):
priced in that fucking place. Yeah, but I do like their home to
core section almost about the twenty fivedollars candle and that was on sale,
but I didn't wow. But thenwe saw I wish I got the what
it's called. But there's this uhit's like a plant shop. Like Christina
was like, we have to gothere. Great thumb girl yeahed queer owned

(01:02:09):
and it was beautiful. I'm like, damn, I wish I was a
plant bitch because I would buy everythingin here, but nah, it would
just die. Yeah exactly, Ifeel the same way. Yeah, mine
plans all day you gotta do.I'm like, that's some big plants up
in here. But one thing Ireally do want to start doing. My
mom was like, oh, thiswould be cute if you like, because
I have like these bases on mytable. She's like, you know what
if every week he like just gotyourself some flowers and put him in there.

(01:02:30):
I'm like, that is a cutething to do, right, because
he's just like exactly, it's notlike maybe I'll like stop there. I
do. Really I'm gonna find outwhat it's called. I need to figure
it out. But it was abeautiful shop. And then I think I
went to some bookstore which I alsoforgot the name of. It isn't in
there a little bookwork? And Ibought one book that was only sixteen dollars.

(01:02:52):
Yes, um on Fourth Street.So I bought the Bellhooks book because
I haven't read that book at Anyonesays that one was like the truth?
Yeah, you want to cry?Is it? I read some traumatizing.
It's really good. Okay. Ifirst even like set that help book helter
like get over her breakup? Yeah, Like I had a big helps you
love yourself. See, I'm nota self helped person, but I do

(01:03:13):
like books. So it's like Ilike to struggle and fail. No,
and when it comes to reading,like no, it's I think of self
help books. I think of likeyou're a badass, you know, like
right, oh no, no,no, yeah, no, it's giving.
If you can't love yourself, howin the hell you're gonna love somebody
else? Can I get? Amenup in here? Amen? So I
just go on a little book upand check out because I'm broke. I

(01:03:35):
got wind trays on the Saturday.I gotta love my ship stretched. But
I do want to support this bookstore. Ran it. I don't like coming
in here just to sna just rouse. And then I start talking to the
late because I notice this book Iread, guys. It's called Tomorrow.
It's Torn Tomorrow by Gabrielle something.And when I tell you, it's one
of the greatest books I ever read. A quick little summary. It's very
much about video games, but it'salso about friendship and like how just like

(01:03:57):
messy human growth can be. Andit's about love too. But one thing
I like is the two main charactersis very platonic, like they're not sexually
involved. In the beginning, itstarts off with this young girl and her
sister has cancer, so she's goingto a lot of changes, like oh,
why is my family and paying attentionto me, like she doesn't know
she's a kid, you know.And she's in this waiting room. She
starts talking to this other kid andthey like super nerd out about a video

(01:04:19):
game. She goes home and themom's like, oh, no, you
were talking to that kid. Likethe nurse actually asked if you would like
to come back for volunteer hours becausethat's the first time he's talked in like
six months, and she like reallylike that. Kids, She's like,
fuck it, y'all do it.So she's doing it and geting volunteer hours.
And one day she's getting dropped offand she's with her aunt now and
that's like, does your friend knowyou're getting volunteer hours just to hang out

(01:04:40):
with him, you know? Andshe's like no, and like she says,
they're a really good line that Ilike, I need to I like
highlighted it, but she basically saysthat, like, well, friends don't
do charity work ever, like acceptcharity from friends. I wish I had
the coupe. She basically said,how like life is always giving us like
ultimates or choices, like we're boundto do the wrong thing, so you

(01:05:00):
might as well make like the easydecisions that are right because like we're bounded
like fuck up exactly. She says, they're way cooler. But I was
like, oh, I like that. I'm highlighting it anyway. So she
tells the kid like, yo,this is what's going on, and he's
like, I fucking hate you,bitch. She faked bitch like you over
here like just feeling sorry for me, girl hanging like was our whole friends
of a lie you're saying now withthin because of this, right, So
they don't talk for years, andnow that they grow up and they both

(01:05:23):
go to m team, they runinto each other and they end up making
a video game together, and theyended up become like fucking I don't think
of millionaires. But the video gameblows up. It's like one of the
best video games ever. So that'skind of the premise of it. And
they're both just going through lives likethey're telesideshit like she's fucking like one of
her professors. Like it gets crazyanyways, But I was just talking to
the girl that I was checking thebell hooks out and I was like,
oh, tomorrow's tomorrow, so getyou. She goes, you know,

(01:05:45):
I'm halfway through it. She's like, it's very depressing. And I didn't
think it's depressing at all, butthere's something that happens at the end that
is like a twist, and itwas we just start bonding about the book
and I'm like, she needs toget over there. She's like, yeah,
I agree. And I was like, you know what I'm looking for,
like another novel, but I'm usuallylike auto biography or a biography girl.
Yeah. So I only could readnovels if like someone tells me about
it, like the one I read. There's a girl hunter her. She's

(01:06:05):
an author and she has like asub stack like a newsletter, and she's
the one that and she's already awriter, so she recommended to morrow tomorrow.
That's why I read it. Idon't know, I can't just like
pick up a novel, like someoneneeds to tell me to read that exactly
that I trust that reads novels.Yes, and mean this bitch already bonding.
So she's like, she points tothis book, was it Lessons in
Chemistry? And she's like, Iknow it looks like a rom com,

(01:06:25):
but it's actually like really about feminismand like the sixties, like a crazy
story. And she's like, it'snot as a hardcore as the your book
The Tomorrow Tomroto Tomorrow, So like, I think you would really like it.
I'm like, sold, let's checkthis one out, even though she
already checked me out. But it'slike thirty bucks, so I fucking walk
out on Like I spent over fiftybucks on two fucking bucks twenty nine dollars.
Girlfriend, could it went to JeffBezos and pay four ninety nine made

(01:06:48):
him richer? Yep, But youknow you should support local bookstores. So
I did my part as a bigarea. Barney carmis the author in that
bookstore. Oh yes, even I'malive, Okay, So I'll report back
on these books, will self helpsee if I love that, I'll actually

(01:07:09):
finish all about love. That's mything. I don't finish books. I'm
terrible. But well we can finishit together. Okay, we can have
a little book. See let's sevenit makes us better people. Yeah,
you know what's a oh I whatdo you want to listen something? My
nail tech told me. She's crazy. I love her, but I forgot
how we got to this. Butshe was like, do you have any
purple in your house? Like randomly, I was like, oh, I

(01:07:30):
don't know how to think about it. Purple. Oh well, purple in
your house means like you have selfworth. So if you don't have it,
like something basically like goes on thiswhole speech of like that's what purple
in your house means. I like, so I don't like I like respect
myself with loving purple. She's like, you should get some. She's like,

(01:07:51):
just put it on the left,first thing in the left, Like
so you walk in and see it. I'm like, when my catches to
the left, She's like, justwhatever to the love just put there right
away. Okay, it's like functuior what. I don't know. But
she did give me like a purplecute oil. She's like, here's your
first purple thing. But when Idid go to that plan shop, I
was like, oh, this lavenderis really pretty. Like now I feel
like I'm on the hunt for somethingpurple. Yes, and you know it's
crazy to I have a Prince poster, but it's not purple. It's like

(01:08:13):
red purple because he's like, youknow, he's a purple guy. Yeah
exactly. Yeah, I'm like purpNo. But now she's got this cute
coil. So now I feel likeI'll want to look more into that.
If anyone has heard about purple meetingself words, because now I'm this bitch
that doesn't have any self word becauseI don't own purple in my house.
Someone tell you something and you're like, yes, I'll get it, I'll
buy it. I know I'm soeasily persuade. I really mean too,

(01:08:36):
I totally feel that coil. Yeahsure lavender, so yeah, I get
you up. It's just some selfwords. Go to cafe and for brunch.
I hope you survived for twenty Ihope you didn't have any like crazy
edibles like I twenty three year oldme did. Don't ever say this edible

(01:08:56):
ain't hidden, because right when yousay that, you are gonna feel demon
and that edible and it's gonna hityou in every direction and you will die
the moment you utter this brownie ain'thidden the very moment, so I advise
you not to say that and notto go overboard. But now you could
have cannabis entrusted places to go,so that's the plus. And I have

(01:09:19):
to bidables from your friend Jesse inhigh school and die like a young Dan.
So happy for twenty support local businesses. Yeah, follow us on socials
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(01:09:41):
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He doesn't care. Yeah, buthe's probably tagged on a somewhere on my
Instagram. Yeah it's not Chris.Loves you. Okay. See I'm never
it's okay you and Christina, becauseChristina changes her all the time too,
and I'll be like liking a taggerand I'm like, oh, ex Tina

(01:10:25):
Christina, and then I like literallylike have to get out of like save
draft and like go to my people'ssearch to really try to find her and
then go back to like the tweetI wanted to do. Yeah, I
just changed my Twitter It's city girlnineteen name did you really? Yeah?
You change? Yeah? Crazy?You know you could just like change the
name. You don't have to changeyour use your name like because people usually

(01:10:45):
see the name first. Yeah,I just wanted to because it before it
was democracy. It's cool and likeI'm over that air. No, I
feel like you really like that though, because like the name part, people
always change and that's the thing thatpops up first of all, but not
the ad, not the app,right, Like even when you go on
Twitter, like you see people's namesfirst. I just go on Twitter to
troll people. So it's fine.Yeah, people know you can still trolled

(01:11:06):
by changing the name. That's firstthing they see anyway, before they see
that eye. My name is servingrecommend serving justice to these bitches. Okay,
Oh so you didn't change that.Yeah, okay, you did,
just change the name. Okay,keep doing that, all right, We
love you, have a great week. We'll talk to you next week,
really we will. Let's do it. We will be back next week.

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Love you, goodbye. Oh hangon one second, man, oh you
fucker? Oh hey, man's ChrisJebert Man, let me up, going

(01:11:58):
up? Look at any of thathapless Christ's getting the snakele frits rigged.
Even if my ricket don't clap myricket do. Just want the whacket,

(01:12:26):
Just want the whacket, Just wantthe whacket, Just want the whacket,
Just want the whacket on the racket. Dog card