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Chad (00:02):
it's time for full pelican prepare yourself for some
fucking creepiness.
What time is it?
I said it was full pelican time.
Bitch, welcome back to fullpelican.
Max (00:25):
We got bobo max that bitch and chad the best.
Chad (00:30):
Maximized brown sucks, so he ain't here.
Howie's over there being howie,howie, so you can fuck off too
I don't know, that was thefucking mistake.
What happens?
You fucking acknowledge himonce, and now he's like I'm
gonna speak someone said my name.
Bobbo (00:46):
Where's my?
Chad (00:46):
coffee fucker uh damn, you didn't ask me for one oh, I was
talking to fucking howie that'sjust fucking sensitive back in
the day she doesn'tautomatically thought you were
talking to be the coffee bitch,oh, you still are Obviously
because you still answer for it.
Max (01:08):
Clearly Where's my coffee oh.
Chad (01:11):
I'm sorry.
Bobbo (01:14):
Anything you need Miles.
Why are you doing that?
Chad (01:17):
Because he's like brown and he wants to smell what it's
like on the inside.
It's my own breath.
Bobbo (01:21):
Why do you want to smell your own breath?
Chad (01:23):
No, that looks like a dry fleshlight.
That's a two finger.
My own mic.
Why do you want to smell yourown breath?
No fucking thing.
That looks like a dryfleshlight.
That's a two finger.
Max (01:29):
If it doesn't come through the microphone.
Did you really smell it?
Chad (01:32):
though.
Bobbo (01:32):
Oh, my god Well.
Max (01:35):
I didn't know.
Double bagging the mic made itsound like butthole, and it does
.
Chad (01:39):
Yeah, who'd have thunk it's just clown nose.
Max (01:42):
I'm not actually sniffing it, I'd be scared to sniff that.
Chad (01:44):
It's awful.
Bobbo (01:46):
Alright.
Max (01:48):
Welcome again to Full Belly .
Chad (01:51):
Since Bobbo was with us last, Bobbo went on an excursion
.
Bobbo (01:55):
I did go on an excursion.
Chad (01:57):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Part two.
We got part two from the returnof the Bobbo Bobbo.
Bobbo (02:05):
And I've been to Austin, texas, to see Justin Timberlake
since then.
Chad (02:09):
Wow.
Bobbo (02:09):
And it was fucking amazing.
Chad (02:11):
With Austin, or the show or the butt sex?
Definitely not Austin.
Max (02:16):
Well definitely not the show yeah.
Bobbo (02:18):
Oh nevermind.
Max (02:19):
All that's left is the butt sex.
I can't say that I'm yeah.
Chad (02:25):
Can't say what I got really lost, but it doesn't take
much.
I'm dumb.
Bobbo (02:28):
Anyway, the show was amazing.
That sounds like a no, itreally, really really was.
Chad (02:34):
Did you go for a ride with him after the fact?
Bobbo (02:37):
No, but fun fact they have these in Austin.
They have the, just like in NewOrleansleans the bike people,
the bike people that carry youon the little pedicab thank you
um, okay, cities tend to havethese, yes, okay.
Chad (02:54):
So yes, there's a pedicab, all right okay.
Well, I don't go to citiesoften I'm a fucking country
bumpkin, so anyway with anemphasis on the um where the
fuck was I going with that okay?
Bobbo (03:05):
so justin timberlake posted a reel on instagram after
the show.
That was, he was in the back ofa car, which we'll get to that.
He was in the back of the carriding and he saw one of the
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pedicabs like bringing fans backto wherever the hell they
parked and like she saw him andI'm like that could have been me
, but my husband didn't want totake the pedicab, he wanted to
fucking make me walk what mypoint is, that could have been
me that got to see him in thecar, except my husband made me
(03:47):
walk instead of taking thepedicab.
Chad (03:49):
Oh, so you got denied.
Bobbo (03:51):
Yes.
Chad (03:52):
But what if I?
Bobbo (03:53):
took a pedicab and got to see Justin, life would have
been made.
I could have died a happy womanafter that.
Chad (04:01):
I equate that to like a dog chasing a car, because what
are you going?
Bobbo (04:07):
to do she like, jumped out of her seat and ran to the
car right see, now that's.
Chad (04:11):
That's depressing to me oh , I'd have done more than that
well, yeah, you, you'd be,fucking, yeah, you'd be, yeah,
yeah, yeah, give me a childbasically get, get in there,
Justin.
Jessica ain't got shit on thisProblem is the butt.
Max (04:27):
Sex prevents that.
Chad (04:29):
Well, the butt sex hadn't happened at this stage, that
transaction hadn't been fullyprocessed.
No, I mean, or maybe it had.
Bobbo (04:36):
I don't know.
Chad (04:37):
Not from Justin.
She wanted Justin in.
There is the point.
She would have jumped on thereand like a remora yeah, yeah, on
the top of the car so you, soyou go to austin and you had to
walk like some kind of fuckingpeasant, yes, down six street or
some shit I don't know where,wherever was there a lot of
(04:58):
people well, of course, becausethe concert just let out dangle,
fuck I.
Bobbo (05:03):
I wasn't really there that long, but there were some
cool things that happened, otherthan the concert, which, once
again, concert was amazing.
No, we didn't do butt sex inaustin.
What?
Max (05:13):
I feel like that's a breach contract.
It's time to do that right, mysister and my daughter were both
in the condo with us soundslike they're muffs.
Chad (05:22):
They need a different room .
Bobbo (05:24):
Well, we didn't have the different money for that.
Max (05:27):
She didn't give up enough butt sex to be able to fill that
cost.
She spent all the butt sexmoney on the tickets All the
butt sex money on the tickets.
Chad (05:34):
Yeah Worth it.
Gotta pay them scalpers bro.
Bobbo (05:37):
Worth it, okay.
So wait, let me tell you aboutwhat happened at the concert.
What happened at the concert?
Um rude, somebody fell asleep.
Our seats were pretty fuckinggood.
They were.
They were decent, and then youknow how it is at a concert
where you can like, wherethere's.
What am I trying?
(05:57):
To say we don't well they're,they're like stadium seats,
obviously, and then if you walkall the way down, you're closer,
obviously.
Once again, obviously.
Max (06:05):
They call it the floor.
Bobbo (06:07):
No, no, no, Bobbo, it wasn't quite the good job.
Chad (06:10):
They called it the floor Bobbo.
That's why you need a beer.
Fucking chode.
That's not going to fix that.
Bobbo (06:15):
No, that's going to make that worse.
No, it'll fix it.
Well then you.
Max (06:20):
So you're saying you can't function unless you're out being
an alcoholic?
Bobbo (06:23):
No, I'm in the middle of a story We'll discuss that later
.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll come upAnyway.
So for his concert there's astage A and a stage B and he
walks from stage A to stage Babout halfway through the show
and does the rest of his showcloser to moi.
So when he did that, my littlesister's fucking crazy love her
(06:48):
she's your little sister she waslike we're running down there.
Oh no, and I was like we'redoing what she's, like, yeah,
you're gonna get your money'sworth, you're gonna get that
close to him.
We're running down there.
I was like okay, because I'mlike six strings deep at this
point and we run down there andI got some awesome fucking
pictures of him like that's mybackground and we were that's
(07:10):
probably the closest I've everbeen to him and it was fucking
awesome and he could smell youfrom there probably the
pheromones sploosh the booze mybaby, my poor baby her water
broke.
I was just like, oh my god, andthen the oops, sorry and then
the uh security guard I just putit on I literally just put it
(07:33):
on do not disturb, literallyclearly that worked didn't
fucking work time to sue appleanyway, no he's on my emergency
contact, so it probably wentthrough.
Anyway got super close and thenthe security guard person or
whatever, like came behind usand my sister was taking a
(07:57):
selfie and like saw him beforehe even got to us and he was
like okay, you have to go backto your seats.
So we went back.
And then he was super nice, hecame up.
He's like did you have to goback to your seats?
So we went back, and then hewas super nice.
He came up.
He's like did you get the shot?
Did you get the pictures?
And we were like, yeah, he'slike okay, you just can't stay
down there.
It's like okay.
Max (08:12):
Did you give him a text?
Who the fucking security?
Bobbo (08:15):
guard.
Max (08:16):
Thank you.
Bobbo (08:18):
Would have got her at the stage.
Max (08:20):
Thanks how he just asked the question I had.
Bobbo (08:23):
No, only my husband gets butt sex guys and wait, wait for
it.
Chad (08:28):
There's more and he's catching.
There's more.
Bobbo (08:32):
The roles have swapped no but that was in my book
recently, anyway.
Chad (08:35):
There it is.
You knew it, you knew it.
Yep, fucking Peggy's back.
It's 2024.
It's going to be May.
Bobbo (08:45):
So anyway, um, it's 2024, it's gonna be may, so anyway,
wait see, y'all fucked me up, um.
After the concert I, at myhusband, was like let's listen
to justin timberlake.
On the way home I was like,really what?
Max (09:00):
really babe what trying to get.
Bobbo (09:01):
I was like, yeah, dude happening, yeah I was like I
finally made you a fan and hesaid no.
Max (09:06):
Dustin made me a fan.
That's how good the concert was.
He was trying to get laid.
Bobbo (09:11):
That's all that was.
I mean he gets laid lotsregardless.
Chad (09:14):
Dude, ew Dude Dude.
Bobbo (09:22):
So yeah, it was really fucking good.
And then a month later, my poorbaby got arrested.
Chad (09:30):
Wait, what happened oh?
Bobbo (09:31):
okay.
Max (09:33):
Not her actual relationship .
No, that would have been abetter story.
Chad (09:37):
No, she's alluding to the fact that somebody with A
billion dollars doesn't have thewherewithal To hire a fucking
car.
So he's a piece of shit.
Are you going to be a defenderof?
Wait, I don't know what's goingon.
Bobbo (09:52):
Justin Timberlake got arrested, like two weeks ago,
for a DUI.
Chad (09:56):
What a fucking idiot.
If she feels bad for him, she'sgoing to go visit him in jail,
get him a conjugal, Even thoughhe was out the same day, yeah,
because that's what money does,right?
I think it's really funny thatthe rich fucks in the hamptons
are like this cop's enforcingthe laws.
We don't like him because hedoes his fucking job.
Fuck these bitches and fuck,fuck this.
(10:18):
Fuck this cunt for for nothiring a fucking car.
That is some in the middle ofthe fucking day.
Who's?
Bobbo (10:23):
day drunk and goes for a fucking stroll.
What did you see?
Chad (10:27):
the perp walk was in the middle of the fucking day ma'am.
Was that the next?
Bobbo (10:30):
day, I thought it was at night I don't know time to find
out.
Chad (10:33):
It's gonna ruin the tour, it's gonna ruin the tour?
Bobbo (10:36):
ruin the tour, what tour?
Yeah, that's the correctquestion.
Chad (10:39):
I guess that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever
heard is some some gen zerarrests this guy.
He's like it's going to ruinthe tour.
Bobbo (10:46):
What tour?
Who gives a?
Chad (10:47):
fuck about you bitch Drunk driving piece of shit.
Bobbo (10:49):
My poor baby.
No, your poor baby your poorbaby needs to hide a little the
consequences of his actions.
Max (10:56):
Consequences are a bitch.
I don't have to do shit, I justgot to sit back.
Just let them do their thing.
Bobbo (11:01):
Fucking fuck that bitch I mean I don't agree with his
actions, Obviously.
Chad (11:05):
Yeah, because he's a piece of shit, but he should be
forgiven.
Bobbo (11:07):
No, he shouldn't Fuck that guy.
The only difference between himand myself is he got caught.
Chad (11:12):
He has a ton of money.
Bobbo (11:14):
No, he got caught, true.
True, you've never driven underthe influence.
Max (11:19):
No.
Bobbo (11:25):
But it would have ruined the podcast if you got in jail
because you still wouldn't beout.
Chad (11:28):
He's a piece of shit had.
Max (11:28):
I been caught Right.
I was a piece of shit not thatlong ago, rude.
I don't know why she didn'tthink that was going to be sad,
rude.
Bobbo (11:33):
Yes, 12.37 am local time.
Chad (11:40):
Okay, so I guess it was at night.
That's when he got caught everyphoto I saw of him was during
the day, as I'm like, oh yeah,that's after he got released.
Bobbo (11:47):
He just spent, he just had a little, had a little
sleepover and then got out thenext day sounds like he should
have had a little taxi, fuckingcab because he's got enough
money for that right, so I I wastalking to dumb as shit.
Max (12:00):
Is that where he lives?
Bobbo (12:01):
or my bestie.
No, he was neither.
He was visiting.
Yeah, there was a party.
It's it's, was he?
Max (12:07):
visiting that chick from new orleans where he was holding
her oh, don't fucking go there.
Bobbo (12:11):
He was so drunk in that video again, what, what?
Chad (12:15):
now, oh, was he making friends?
No, he couldn't fucking standup.
Bobbo (12:21):
Bourbon street got the best of him and he leaned on
somebody and everybody's like,oh he's cheating he probably was
his co-star in the movie.
Chad (12:27):
They were right, they were shooting also.
Bobbo (12:29):
He probably was, yeah no wasn't his hand in her back
pocket.
No, you're fucking grasping atstraws, right now like he was
grasping at that ass.
Chad (12:38):
Yeah, well done well.
Bobbo (12:39):
He was on the wrong side of the lake.
Who who?
Max (12:40):
says Howie doesn't add anything.
Chad (12:43):
You, everybody.
Bobbo (12:51):
Anyway, yeah, I don't know, I don't agree with his
actions.
Chad (12:55):
I think it was very stupid .
Bobbo (12:58):
Yeah, but I mean, it happens Lots of people have
gotten duis right.
Chad (13:05):
How many of those people have have the, uh, the means to
not have to fucking deal withthat?
Bobbo (13:11):
I mean he still had to deal with it.
He had a sleepover.
That's not what I mean yeahother people that aren't rich
get put in jail.
Well, there's that.
He did.
No, not for just one night yeah, yeah, that's called a drunk
tank for a reason that's usuallynot for the drunk drivers.
It depends on when the court isavailable to see you is how
(13:32):
long you go.
Chad (13:36):
I don't know.
I don't even know if I'm right.
I've not experienced this.
Bobbo (13:40):
I don't even know if I'm right, but the judge saw him
next morning.
Chad (13:44):
What was his BAC?
Bobbo (13:46):
He didn't blow.
Max (13:49):
Well, not the machine.
Chad (13:51):
So they took him into the.
Bobbo (13:53):
Yeah.
Chad (13:55):
That doesn't track.
Bobbo (13:56):
He didn't blow.
Chad (13:57):
Then at some point they will still need to collect said
evidence other than this.
Ginger dude said so.
Bobbo (14:02):
He ran a stop sign and swerved from what I read.
Chad (14:06):
I mean, there's that.
Bobbo (14:07):
Oh my gosh.
Which, by the way.
There's a hysterical parody onthe Facebook, so funny.
Chad (14:16):
Of what?
Bobbo (14:17):
Of Bye, bye, bye, but instead of Bye, bye, bye, it's
DUI.
Oh my gosh, hysterical.
Not that I'm on that person'sside, my poor baby.
Chad (14:31):
It sounds like you like it enough to have given it a
watches, which thereby yeah andendorse it.
Yeah, you not even endorse this.
And now we're going to have togo find it, even though I don't
really want to listen to it,because that song is a bit of an
earworm Even though I don'treally want to listen to it,
because that song is a bit of anearworm.
It is indeed.
That's not always a good.
I mean, there's a lot of badsongs that are like that.
Bobbo (14:48):
I'm not saying anything.
I don't need to hear anything.
You don't have to agree thatit's good.
Max (14:52):
Yeah, I know, but it is an earworm.
It's a 20-year-old earworm atthis point.
Yeah, it's just old enough todrink and drive.
Chad (15:09):
Yeah, sure enough.
I actually want to say how oldis that?
Wasn't that 99?
Uh, 99 in 2000.
Bobbo (15:12):
2001.
Somewhere in there they justcelebrated an anniversary 25.
Chad (15:16):
Yeah, I'm thinking 25, 25 makes sense if they're doing an
anniversary it's 25 because theywere out when Britney was
blowing up.
Why are we in?
Bobbo (15:24):
2024?
It doesn't even know what I'mtalking about.
He's so beautiful.
Always has been.
Chad (15:30):
Look at that ramen headed fuck.
Max (15:33):
Is that when it became a hit?
Or is that when it was releasedin 2000 on no strings attached?
Still old enough to drink anddrive?
Oh, absolutely old enough todrink and drive.
You never hear about the, so,lance.
Chad (15:45):
Bass tried to be a Russian cosmonaut and that failed
because they don't like gaypeople there.
Justin is Justin and Joey FatOne is doing Joey Fat One things
that dude's fucking funny manhe's legitimately funny and
he'll get on stage with fucking.
Steel Panther here and there,like when they're they happen to
be in the same place, likeconsistently.
He'll show up and get on stagewith fucking Steel Panther.
Here and there, like whenthey're In the same place, like
(16:07):
consistently, he'll show up andget on stage and sing.
Max (16:09):
He was on Impractical Jokers too, a couple times Sense
of humor.
Chad (16:15):
He's hosted some shows also, which is a weird gap.
Max (16:20):
I remember he hosted something.
I'm trying to remember what itwas he's got a good kind of MC
type of presence no.
No, no, no, it's Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey and Steve Harvey'slike the man you don't, steve.
Bobbo (16:32):
Harvey's unbeatable.
No, of course it's Steve Harvey, but he All right, let's see
For people not old enough toremember fucking.
Chad (16:40):
Oh, God damn it.
What On the?
Bobbo (16:46):
Joe.
Chad (16:46):
Biden no.
Max (16:49):
Oh, I know who you're talking about Richard Dawson.
Chad (16:50):
Yeah, richard Dawson, richard Dawson.
Max (16:53):
And then Louis Anderson took it over.
Bobbo (16:56):
Oh, why did Joey Fatone leave?
Family Feud Just popped up inmy searches, ha.
Max (17:00):
They're listening.
Well, in that case he'sforgettable.
Eh, I can deal with that.
Bobbo (17:05):
Fatone has hosted Food Network's Rewrapped Game Show.
Networks, common Knowledge,live Well Networks, my Family
Recipe and the Price is Right.
Live Some shit.
Chad (17:15):
I didn't hear Family Feud in the list.
I didn't hear anything that Iwouldn't, and none of that that
I've watched.
So he was in interim pricesright before they landed on Drew
Carey.
Max (17:25):
No, there's a live show that runs around that tours.
He's done the live show.
Chad (17:29):
Joey Fatwin, there he is.
No, the dude.
Max (17:33):
Much respect to the Fatwin.
Chad (17:35):
He's not even that fat.
He's just fat compared to theother ones.
Bobbo (17:38):
Fatone is his last name.
Max (17:40):
Yeah, fatwin, f-a-t space, I'm sure he's sick of hearing
that too Poor baby.
Chad (17:47):
That's another poor dude From 2010 to 2015.
Bobbo (17:53):
That too, but poor baby, that's another.
From 2010 to 2015.
That way, thank you, thank you.
I knew my childhood wasn't afucking lie.
Oh no, you're not a child asthe announcer, not as the host.
I am a young lady.
He wasn't the host, he was anannouncer.
Chad (18:03):
Fuck that shit, who gives a fuck?
Bobbo (18:04):
I knew I saw him, though I knew I saw him, did you?
Max (18:06):
see him.
I'd like to.
He saw the announcer so youknow what the guy who announces
the price is Right.
Guy looks like Motherfuckers.
What was his name?
He?
Chad (18:14):
was on Dancing with the Stars.
Max (18:16):
That's probably the reality TV that's trying to creep into
my head.
Chad (18:20):
He was on an episode of Celebrity Family Feud.
Bobbo (18:24):
Didn't watch it.
I probably did.
Chad (18:27):
Boy band versus girl group , so it was probably all of
NSYNC.
If I would have to.
Bobbo (18:31):
No, it was probably like rando boy band.
Chad (18:34):
people Like 98 Disease and those guys Like one of each
right.
Picking a couple here and there.
We're researching, we're goingto find out.
Max (18:46):
It's going to take a while to find out the lineups.
Who would be the boy band?
Now?
Every decade's kind of hadtheir boy band thing.
How about now?
Chad (18:54):
One Direction's passed.
Max (18:57):
There's a bunch of.
Bobbo (18:58):
Asian ones right now.
That's different K-pop is.
Max (19:02):
I really feel like that's different.
It's the same meat grinder, butit's different.
Chad (19:05):
It's like Menudo is still going around.
Bobbo (19:11):
It's not just tasty soup.
Let's find out.
Max (19:13):
What is popular now, if you don't know, obviously.
Chad (19:16):
It can't be that popular.
No, I literally only listen toJustin's album.
Bobbo (19:22):
I literally don't listen to anything else.
Chad (19:25):
Jesus.
Bobbo (19:26):
It's really great.
Max (19:28):
You're not even listening to Taylor Swift, stuff Fuck no,
she had one good album in myopinion.
Gotcha which one was that?
Damn it.
Swifties are going to comeafter us.
Bobbo (19:39):
Reputation, I think, is what it was called.
That was like four ago.
Max (19:44):
First off, I'm not the target.
Bobbo (19:46):
Second off Is that yes album?
Max (19:49):
yes, there's been three or four albums that she's done.
That I've really actually verymuch enjoyed.
Bobbo (19:54):
You're a Swifty no.
Max (19:56):
I said that I enjoyed the album.
Chad (19:58):
Is it the one where it's that same dude, the same?
Max (20:00):
fucking.
Chad (20:00):
Swedish guy that wrote more than half of the songs on
it.
Max (20:04):
I don't know Depends on which one you're talking about.
Bobbo (20:06):
Reputation was good.
Chad (20:14):
The big hit songs, songs the big catchy songs are
midnight.
Max (20:15):
There's one fucking dude that actually writes them really
like shake it off.
Bobbo (20:17):
She didn't do shit with that that's a guy.
Chad (20:18):
Hey, taylor, swift writes all of her own.
No, you, you're, you're wrong.
There's a, there's a fuckingviking, who is, who is
single-handedly writing all oflike dude, no, look, seriously,
look this fucking dude up.
There's a dude who is soprolific, a such a prolific
current songwriter that ifthere's something on the like in
the top 100, the odds are he'sgot.
He's got a fucking hand in ityeah he's got a.
(20:38):
He's got a pinky toe in thebutthole of that song.
Max (20:39):
That's been the same way for forever, like there's always
been somebody like that inevery decade um the fuck, I
don't so no, there's, there's a.
Bobbo (20:49):
Yeah, it's K-pop.
That's what's popular now.
Max (20:52):
K-pop is a big old deal.
Oh, you're still on thatquestion.
Yeah, my bad, we're on theother question.
Chad (20:58):
Yeah, it's just.
Who's the fucking Vikingwriting all the pop songs?
Max (21:01):
now hey intern, what the fuck.
Chad (21:08):
He's fucking typing like a Viking.
There's another one with anactual.
Like is Stockholm, sweden,fuckin' A-Ride.
Look at me, go hey.
Look, shake it off.
That was a really loud clack,I'm sorry.
Yeah, I called you.
I fuckin' called you, bitch.
Bobbo (21:26):
Fuckin' Jesus strikes again and that guy looks like.
Chad (21:28):
Christ himself.
Bobbo (21:30):
Fuck me running.
I'm glad that you know so muchabout I know a lot of weird shit
.
Chad (21:34):
I don't know shit about swift other than this guy writes
right, wrote some of her mostpopular songs.
He has credits for katie's,katie perry's, I kissed a girl
and roar yep, yep um taylorswift shake it off and blank
space yep, both of those windingthe biggest things ever save
your tears by the weekend.
Max (21:49):
Yep, yeah, so basically everybody's major and Blank
Space Yep, both of those WindingLight and Save your Tears by
the.
Weeknd Yep, yeah.
Chad (21:53):
So basically everybody's major hits, the biggest songs in
the past decade is that guy.
Bobbo (21:58):
This one fucking white man from Sweden.
What's his name?
Max Martin.
Chad (22:03):
Which I think is.
Bobbo (22:04):
Oh yeah, I've heard of him.
Chad (22:05):
I feel like Carl Martin Sandberg is his actual name
Professionally.
Professionally he's known asmax martin, so he's that's.
His stage name is max martin,it's less.
Uh, I don't know.
So I mean you got to give thedude credit, because that that's
the guy that's.
Actually he's got a credit forit's gonna be me thank you okay.
Bobbo (22:22):
Yeah, I knew I had heard of him.
I was trying to google.
Chad (22:25):
I'm not as fast as you oh so, so really, you don't, don't
love Justin, you love this man.
Wait, no, okay, that's why hetook your place as intern, by
the way.
Bobbo (22:33):
I remember this story.
Chad (22:36):
Oh.
Bobbo (22:36):
There's a story behind why he mispronounced me.
Chad (22:41):
Yeah, he said it.
On Hot Ones yeah, it's not thatguy, it's not.
Bobbo (22:44):
It's another one Okay.
Chad (22:46):
The producer told them to do it that way.
Now, if you go watch the hotones with NSYNC being bitches,
Of course I did that.
Bobbo (22:52):
Of course I watched that, Oddly enough.
Chad (22:54):
NSYNC on there was kind of funny.
It was fun Shut up.
I love them.
You're really just fuckingsplooshing about it.
Seat's wet.
Imagine us in a room beinginterviewed by somebody, having
to eat progressively hottersauces, right, and giving each
(23:14):
other shit while doing so.
It was like that, which is whatmade it fun.
Hot ones is hilarious, justinon.
That was actually incrediblyboring compared to the other
ones.
Bobbo (23:22):
Okay, okay, okay.
Chad (23:25):
We're going to Minnesota.
Max (23:27):
I literally he could be sitting in a room by himself
pulling his own finger andfarting, and to her that's
fucking entertainment.
Chad (23:35):
You're not wrong, must you just?
Max (23:37):
be sitting there.
Fucking walk up, walk up.
Look, I flicked that thing down.
Bobbo (23:42):
Went down that far.
Chad (23:46):
You say that, but no, it's not.
Max (23:50):
So yeah, no, that guy we just dedicated like 45 minutes
to Justin Timberlake and MaxMartin.
Bobbo (23:57):
And T-Swift.
Chad (23:59):
All of whom owe their careers to this motherfucker
right here.
Max (24:02):
Well, Taylor had.
Chad (24:04):
She moved to pop with him.
Yes, this guy got her into thepop market, which is what really
got her out of the fuckingShania Twain boot-.
Kicking shit, kicking likeshania grass licking fucking
weirdos window licking dudegrass, go, go, go, listen to
some fucking country song.
Max (24:20):
It's, it's just, it's, it's just trailer park pop man now
it's the fucking everything postgarth really so outside of the
90s, I'll go with that.
Chad (24:32):
The past 15.
Bobbo (24:34):
You don't like Jelly Roll ?
Oh, he's awesome, but he's moreblues Than country.
Are we making those?
Chad (24:41):
distinctions now, I don't know, I don't see him with.
Blues Based off of the name.
I don't know anything about theperson, but it sounds like they
clearly could have appropriated.
No, this is an industry plant.
That's what this is.
This guy's an industry plant.
Max (24:57):
He knows somebody Gotta be.
Chad (25:02):
I came up with Nashville's Jelly Roll.
Max (25:04):
Well, he looks like a jelly roll.
Chad (25:05):
No, he doesn't he looks like Primalone?
Fuck that guy.
Supposedly he's't he looks likePre Malone?
Fuck that guy.
Supposedly he's a great guy.
Oh Jesus Fucking needs to getsome Ozempic.
God damn it.
No, he's going to fucking dieof a heart attack in three years
.
Look at that shit.
That is a 500 pound man.
They make reality shows aboutshit like that, not like I'm a
(25:27):
singer my life's so hard becauseI'm a fat book.
Bobbo (25:30):
He just came out and said recently that he was on a
weight loss journey.
Yeah, he should be.
Chad (25:35):
Otherwise he's going to fucking die.
That's what happens when youweigh that much.
Fuck me, that's dangerous.
Welcome to full pelican it isthat dude's arm is the size my
thigh?
Max (25:46):
I don't know if he might have been pushing that up,
because I saw that picture too.
Chad (25:49):
It looked like he was kind of pushing it, doesn't matter
If you got enough mass there tomake it the same size as my
thigh.
Something is amiss, sir.
Big tit.
Max (25:58):
I thought you said big tit.
He probably has them.
Chad (26:00):
He's probably got bigger tits than fucking Bobbo Bobbo.
I'm struggling that dude's gotC-cups.
Max (26:07):
By the way, you need to use your full Pelican money to get
breast augmentation.
Chad (26:11):
What no?
Max (26:12):
Why.
Chad (26:15):
Why not no?
I mean I can think of severalreasons.
Why not?
Don't you remember that I'mlike?
Bobbo (26:18):
team the way God made you , don't you remember?
Max (26:23):
Let's talk about that.
No, can't use that phrase, goddamn it.
What I'm thinking is we canliposuction Howie's tits.
Bobbo (26:31):
What is wrong with you?
Chad (26:33):
I don't know, go get a beer.
That's not going to help.
Bobbo (26:36):
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Chad (26:38):
I promise you it's not, and then we can inject it into
your chest.
Bobbo (26:41):
No, I have heard that nowadays, you can take fat from
other parts of your body and putit there.
That's the only thing I'd do.
Chad (26:51):
That body and put it there .
Bobbo (26:52):
That's the only thing I do, uh that seems like a
temporary thing maybe, but Iwould not do like implant
implants.
Yeah, they're dangerous, no,they're not, but okay okay, look
up, uh, implant illness, it's athing oh, all right, all right.
Chad (27:06):
Intern let's go.
Implant illness let's look Ireally don't want to look this
up, then don't do an imagesearch, you fucker Jesus.
Implant illness.
Max (27:17):
I don't think that's what he means.
Chad (27:21):
I think he doesn't want to get into this one.
It's not an official medicaldiagnosis.
That's the AI overview, sayingthis is not a medical diagnosis.
Bobbo (27:29):
Well, let's just leave medicine up to AI.
I got my tits done.
My eyes are dry.
Chad (27:33):
Now that's a symptom they list there.
Motherfucker, what is thatsource?
The Cleveland Clinic?
Is this the Cleveland Clinicthat only does plastic surgeries
?
This is clevelandclinicorg.
What do they do?
I don't know, I see.
Bobbo (27:46):
Things in Cleveland.
Chad (27:47):
Yeah, what leads you to believe?
Max (27:50):
that man.
Bobbo (27:53):
Anyway, oh shit.
Chad (27:57):
It's anyways.
Max (27:57):
Well, no, we're talking about breasts.
Bobbo (28:00):
No, I just Tits.
I hit my fucking microphone onaccident.
Chad (28:04):
No, I'm for not having some plastic inserted in place.
Max (28:06):
Yeah, good Penile implant.
Chad (28:08):
Yeah, I don't need a, a wiener fucking.
Why not?
Max (28:13):
because it's weird is it, though, all right?
So, according to the clevelandclinic, it's how many people do
you?
Chad (28:18):
want to talk to about it, fucking everybody but nobody
wants to hear about that.
Max (28:22):
We're on a podcast, we're talking to everybody.
Chad (28:23):
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about in general,like in your, in your day-to-day
life.
I was going into surgery oh why, I'm going to get my fucking
wiener pump.
Max (28:33):
I didn't even know breast implants could get sick.
Bobbo (28:37):
No, no, come on now.
Chad (28:39):
It sounds to me more like this happens.
The person gets sick becauseit's fucking toxic.
Bobbo (28:44):
Well, I mean, if you've got a breast implant.
Max (28:46):
The breast implant gets sick.
Chad (28:47):
If it was toxic everybody who had their tits done would
would have the same series of ofthings.
This sounds like people withwith an, with some underlying
autoimmune disorder, autoimmuneor inflammatory reaction to
parts of the breast implant suchas the silicone so they and
bacteria.
Bobbo (29:03):
So not everybody's compatible with it.
Max (29:05):
So yeah, so it sounds like somebody fucked up the surgery
or they're fucked up in someother way.
There's an allergic reaction tosilicone.
That is a thing.
Chad (29:13):
Yeah, but you should know that before you get some fucking
surgery.
Call me crazy.
My breasts got three timesbigger than they were, because
I'm allergic to breasts.
And the other thing iscomparing the procedure from the
OGs back in the early 90s tonow.
Is that just a different?
I mean, is it?
still fucking weird well, youremember, like like the old days
(29:33):
where you'd see some bolt-ontits and they look fucking weird
, but now, like now, they'redoing reconstructive surgery.
It's like Olivia Munn recentlyhad to have a mastectomy because
of breast cancer yeah and thenget them fixed by a plastic
surgeon because her job is to beattractive and act things.
Where's she been?
exactly where I just told you,uh, dealing dealing with with
(29:54):
breast cancer and gettinggetting having your boobs yeah
having her boobs cut off andthen put back on because
otherwise she was going to diegotcha, that's that's, that's
where she's been.
She's dealing with that shit.
She's, she is, she still is Iagree with you, is she?
Max (30:08):
i't seen her.
I literally have not seen her.
Chad (30:09):
Well, yeah, I mean, she's never not been.
Bobbo (30:14):
She posted a thing a while ago.
Max (30:18):
All right.
Who's the other one?
No, the redhead that was on G4TV.
Chad (30:24):
Oh, I don't recall.
Max (30:27):
Morgan Webb.
Chad (30:28):
She wasn't redheaded.
Yes, she was.
No, she's not Morgan Webb,morgan Webb.
She wasn't red headed MorganWebb, but you see the picture of
her With her glasses and ahospital gown.
That's her posting about Herboob issues.
But hey, man, do your thing,raise awareness, get your
t-shirts squeezed.
That looks like some brown hair.
If I ever saw it, morgan Webbdoes look like she has brown
(30:49):
hair.
Max (30:49):
Goodness gracious, that's the lighting that looks like
some brown hair.
Chad (30:51):
If I ever saw it, morgan Webb does look like she has
brown hair.
Max (30:53):
Third picture Goodness gracious, that's the lighting.
It's also still brown.
Chad (30:55):
That's the lighting I'm used to.
It's also still brown.
I think she went through a fewhair colors whenever she was on
G4.
Maybe All I see is there's somecollegiate athlete with some
fucking quads man Holy shit.
That was the two hotties fromg4 tv.
That was nerd spank bank.
Well, I mean, olivia was first,she got famous, and well,
morgan both of them.
(31:16):
Attack of the show was one anduh morgan webb was seemed like
she actually did adam sesslerand morgan webb and yes, morgan
webb actually did know her games, I think olivia munn was more
of a plant.
Yeah, well, I mean you got toget the nerds there somehow.
Max (31:33):
Well, it worked because both of those two were hotties.
Yeah, yeah, I used to watchthat I could care less about the
games.
I don't have anything to add Ofcourse not, because you were
too busy up Justin Timberlake'sass.
Bobbo (31:46):
Except that my husband used to watch it.
Yeah, that, justin Timberlake'sass.
Except that my husband used towatch it.
Yeah, that's right, that's whyhe watched it.
Chad (31:51):
This is why that's it.
That's 100% why.
It's the same reason why peoplewatched what was Jenny McCarthy
on MTV.
The thing where she was, herjob was to be a hot, big, titty
blonde who does random things.
She was the wild card character.
Bobbo (32:07):
What the?
Chad (32:08):
fuck was that Ridiculousness.
No, like she was the wild cardcharacter.
What the fuck was thatRidiculousness?
Bobbo (32:13):
No, this is so the remote control game with Colin Quinn
perhaps.
Chad (32:17):
Possibly, possibly.
Bobbo (32:20):
We're talking 25 years ago we're talking, these two
were born.
I was barely born.
Chad (32:25):
You were tickling somebody's nutsack.
Bobbo (32:28):
No, not yet.
I was only like three.
Chad (32:32):
I don't know when this show was.
Max (32:34):
I want to say it was like 93, 94, somewhere around there.
Chad (32:38):
I had Jenna McCarthy posters in my room in 97, 98,
which would have been the timethat she was prime MTV time.
Max (32:48):
Before she started doing her vaccines.
Cause autism.
Chad (32:52):
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm Dr Jenny.
Look at my titties.
Max (32:55):
Kathy, ireland was fucking knockout.
Still is, still is.
Bobbo (33:00):
Alright.
I can't relate to any of this,but I guess it's only fair.
Max (33:03):
I was going to say we went through your bullshit, no, let's
go through ours.
Chad (33:06):
The Sports Illustrated model of the 90s.
My goodness.
I mean really it's the onlything that ever sold.
That Sports Illustrated as amagazine died 30 or 40 years ago
.
It's only been sold by like thewhole subscription revolves
around the swimsuit edition.
Max (33:23):
Well, it's because at that point I mean, that was the
closest thing you were going toget to porn without and that and
that.
Chad (33:28):
Yeah, because the Internet wasn't, wasn't a thing.
You couldn't just go downloadmovies, you'd have to go find
them or steal your dad'svideotapes.
No, no See, I never did that.
I was always nervous I wasgoing to find one.
Wasn't, was homemade Yep thatwould be rough.
Now, we never owned a videocamera.
I don't care.
Max (33:45):
My dad was smart.
He bought one of thosescramblers Cable scramblers back
in the day.
Chad (33:53):
You have your dish in the backyard.
Max (33:55):
No dish.
Chad (33:55):
This came through cable I remember we could get HBO with
the box, because it was just abroadcast signal back in the day
.
The olden days, Bobo, when youcould pirate shit and they
couldn't catch you because theycouldn't tell you you were doing
it.
Max (34:09):
You didn't buy cable because you just hooked in to
your neighbor's cable and allwas well.
Chad (34:15):
It's a different ballgame.
But you couldn't just go findporn like you can now I know.
Max (34:21):
You had to dig for that shit.
Chad (34:23):
I know, yeah, you kept a stash somewhere.
Max (34:24):
And the Sports Illustrated Was definitely in that run.
Chad (34:27):
It stayed because it got racier.
It continues to get racier overthe years.
It's just closer and closer towhat Playboy was.
Max (34:35):
Now.
Chad (34:36):
Playboy doesn't even do anything.
Max (34:37):
I was going to say do we ever talk and I think we have
before talked about the Playboyand the people that have been in
it?
Bobbo (34:45):
Oh, I feel like we have.
Chad (34:47):
I mean we've talked briefly about Debbie and Tiffany
.
Max (34:50):
Those are the only two that matter.
Chad (34:52):
No, there's a lot of careers that launched out of
Playboy.
I mean, look at Pam Anderson.
She's only famous because shewas in that and then from that
jump to Baywatch.
Max (35:00):
Nicole Nicole Eggert.
No from that jump to Baywatch.
Nicole Eggert no, anna NicoleSmith.
Yeah, anna Nicole Smith, yeah,she's another one Poor.
Bobbo (35:06):
thing.
Chad (35:08):
Yeah, she died.
Well, I mean, she probably gotmore famous from marrying an oil
tycoon and him dying than heractual body of work.
Elsewise Planned, planned, no,he was 90.
He feels like 95.
He just wanted some big tittiesin his face as he died.
Max (35:21):
I don't blame him, like 95, he just wanted some big titties
in his face as he died.
Chad (35:24):
I don't blame him, I didn't say she's probably
nuttier than squirrel turds.
He wasn't, he wasn't getting itup.
This was before viagra was athing.
This dude was just there tolike have have some hot bitch
next to him while he took thefucking bucket and you know he
had the money to pay for it.
And then the kids are like hey,where's my inheritance?
What?
Why is my mom younger than me?
What the fuck no, arguably somegood questions now.
(35:48):
Should the old man have havesigned everything over to her?
Probably not that was he knewthat was going to go poorly for
everybody through a strainer buthe wasn't going to be around to
see it, so why does it?
matter to him well, that's, youknow, that's, that's hold my
beer?
I don't know, but I mean I I'dsay the kids definitely hada
case there, but I don't know.
He was bewitched by these hugefake titties.
(36:12):
He got smothered.
He was hypoxic.
I would have been there andNicole Smith was one of my.
Max (36:19):
His blood went all to the wrong head.
She was one of my top picksback in the 90s man.
She was.
Chad (36:27):
Yeah, she's good to look at Big old rack and that was her
stick.
Max (36:31):
Certainly some posters there.
Chad (36:32):
Yeah Well, yeah, you know, I mean, you know, I had to keep
it somewhat reasonable.
Max (36:38):
I didn't have any real pictures like posters on my wall
at all.
Chad (36:43):
Jenny was all over mine because she's 98.
Max (36:46):
If I would- have, it would have been Kathy Ireland for sure
, because Kathy she's just hot,I had posters, her fucking
jawline.
Chad (36:52):
Nobody asked you had bed sheets that got fucking dampened
up.
Bobbo (36:56):
No, no, I had a poster of Leo and a poster of Justin.
Max (37:03):
That's what we said.
Chad (37:06):
And a pillow and three fingers.
Bobbo (37:08):
No, not until I was out of the poster phase, at least.
Max (37:14):
Yeah, when she was 10, 11.
I don't know 12.
Chad (37:19):
See, I also forget that this was.
It was a different time.
Max (37:24):
When.
Chad (37:26):
Being the age that I am and you are Posters were it was
your way of expressing yourself.
Max (37:33):
That is all you had.
Chad (37:35):
You had your room and that was it, so you put whatever up
you wanted to, and boys waseither sports or bitches.
Bobbo (37:41):
Or both or bands.
It's music was either sports orbitches, or both.
No, no, or bands.
Chad (37:46):
It's music, sports or babes.
That's the trifecta.
It's one of the three.
Bobbo (37:53):
You can't have several no .
Max (37:55):
Why not?
What if you're into differentthings?
You didn't cross the streams.
Chad (38:00):
You can be into different things, but one of them is more
or less what you're going to beinto you're either the music guy
, you're like the kid who worethe trench coats and the Doc
Martin boots, that would be themusic.
Well, I mean earlier in thedecade you'd wear flannels and
smell like patchouli, oh lord.
(38:21):
And then if you're a sports guy, you're a sports guy.
Max (38:26):
Yeah, you had sports, otherwise people uh, poses of
people footballing, yeah, orb-ball players and jordan
posters were right, yeah, butyeah, no.
Chad (38:39):
So those, those, those are the types of posters you were
going to have as a kid now.
Now I went from bands to babes.
Bobbo (38:46):
Ah, so you transitioned.
Chad (38:50):
Yeah, as I got older, I was like I don't need a Grateful
.
Max (38:52):
Dead poster on my wall.
Chad (38:54):
How about this big titty bitch in a bikini?
The three Bs.
Bobbo (39:00):
I had Justin and Leo, and then I had NSYNC.
Chad (39:06):
I'm quite sure now which Leo.
Bobbo (39:09):
Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic.
Chad (39:11):
Do you think I meant the fucking Ninja Turtle?
Fuck you you think?
Bobbo (39:18):
I kissed a fucking turtle tonight.
Max (39:20):
I don't know weirder things have happened.
You never know when it'sfucking Gilbert Grape, turtle,
goodnight, I don't know.
Chad (39:23):
Weirder things have happened.
You never know when.
Bobbo (39:27):
It's fucking Gilbert Grape, liz, but anyway, and then
at some point skating rinkswere a thing.
Max (39:34):
Yeah, before you were born.
Bobbo (39:38):
And when I was fucking born.
And now, and now so anyway, Iwould go to the skating rink
like every friday with my oldersister and get these stickers,
bumper stickers.
Oh fuck, bumper stickers ohfuck, oh fuck, and they were
like I make boys cry and allthat shit like those classic
(39:58):
bumper stickers.
Chad (39:59):
I heard that Allie Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Start that over, mama I lostthe train of thought there.
Bobbo (40:06):
The classic 2000s bumper stickers.
They were like I make boys cryand I'm too hot to handle and
all that shit.
Chad (40:14):
That's a classic bumper sticker, I'm assuming.
Bobbo (40:16):
Back in the fucking day, what do I know?
That's all they had at, theSounds like some toxic bitch
fucking bumper stickers.
Well, this is who.
This is what shaped me, Okay.
Chad (40:24):
This is where I'm going with this.
Bobbo (40:26):
I went from posters to having beaucoup of those.
Max (40:29):
I'm sitting here thinking it was a pair that shaped her On
my Rude.
Chad (40:35):
Damn son.
Bobbo (40:37):
I had a bunch of bumper stickers on my closet instead of
posters.
Max (40:41):
On her badonkadonk.
Oh okay, yeah, like too hot tohandle and I make boys cry
stickers on my closet instead ofposters on our badonkadonk.
Chad (40:44):
Oh so okay, like yeah, like two hats I handle and I
make boys cry and so you'reputting bumper stickers.
Those are the only two youremember.
Max (40:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I mean they were kind of doing that
back in our day too.
Chad (40:55):
I don't recall that because I didn't put I I didn't
put a ton of stuff on my wallsother than like the I love new
york bumper stickers and shit Iwas just saying.
Bobbo (41:03):
I went from that to cliche shit right bumper
stickers.
Chad (41:07):
I went from posters, so it sounds like like your door was
just a mix of of uh, theequivalent of I love hip-hop.
Bobbo (41:13):
Born to shop her.
Chad (41:15):
Her door was her brain this is a pumpkin spice fucking
door yeah, of basic it had Uggson the bottom of it.
I love my music.
Max (41:25):
I'm a flirt cutie pie diva.
This is kind of what it lookedlike it had fur in the middle
those aren't bumper stickers yes, they are well
Chad (41:37):
okay well, they're stickers.
They're stickers.
You can put them on a bumper,but I can.
I know exactly what you'retalking about it's like a
bastardized Euro sticker In a.
Max (41:48):
Groovy Days font.
It's the prequel to the ChaiBone On shit Chicks rule Let me
shop and no one gets hurt.
Bobbo (41:56):
I definitely had that one .
Goddess.
Max (42:00):
Well, that's it for this episode.
So yeah, break, goddess.
Well, that's it for thisepisode.
So, um, yeah, break.
Break for lunch.
it's time for full pelican prepare yourself for some
fucking creepiness.
What time is it?
I said it was full pelican time.
Bitch, welcome back to fullpelican.
Max (00:25):
We got bobo max that bitch and chad the best.
Chad (00:30):
Maximized brown sucks, so he ain't here.
Howie's over there being howie,howie, so you can fuck off too
I don't know, that was thefucking mistake.
What happens?
You fucking acknowledge himonce, and now he's like I'm
gonna speak someone said my name.
Bobbo (00:46):
Where's my?
Chad (00:46):
coffee fucker uh damn, you didn't ask me for one oh, I was
talking to fucking howie that'sjust fucking sensitive back in
the day she doesn'tautomatically thought you were
talking to be the coffee bitch,oh, you still are Obviously
because you still answer for it.
Max (01:08):
Clearly Where's my coffee oh.
Chad (01:11):
I'm sorry.
Bobbo (01:14):
Anything you need Miles.
Why are you doing that?
Chad (01:17):
Because he's like brown and he wants to smell what it's
like on the inside.
It's my own breath.
Bobbo (01:21):
Why do you want to smell your own breath?
Chad (01:23):
No, that looks like a dry fleshlight.
That's a two finger.
My own mic.
Why do you want to smell yourown breath?
No fucking thing.
That looks like a dryfleshlight.
That's a two finger.
Max (01:29):
If it doesn't come through the microphone.
Did you really smell it?
Chad (01:32):
though.
Bobbo (01:32):
Oh, my god Well.
Max (01:35):
I didn't know.
Double bagging the mic made itsound like butthole, and it does
.
Chad (01:39):
Yeah, who'd have thunk it's just clown nose.
Max (01:42):
I'm not actually sniffing it, I'd be scared to sniff that.
Chad (01:44):
It's awful.
Bobbo (01:46):
Alright.
Max (01:48):
Welcome again to Full Belly .
Chad (01:51):
Since Bobbo was with us last, Bobbo went on an excursion
.
Bobbo (01:55):
I did go on an excursion.
Chad (01:57):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Part two.
We got part two from the returnof the Bobbo Bobbo.
Bobbo (02:05):
And I've been to Austin, texas, to see Justin Timberlake
since then.
Chad (02:09):
Wow.
Bobbo (02:09):
And it was fucking amazing.
Chad (02:11):
With Austin, or the show or the butt sex?
Definitely not Austin.
Max (02:16):
Well definitely not the show yeah.
Bobbo (02:18):
Oh nevermind.
Max (02:19):
All that's left is the butt sex.
I can't say that I'm yeah.
Chad (02:25):
Can't say what I got really lost, but it doesn't take
much.
I'm dumb.
Bobbo (02:28):
Anyway, the show was amazing.
That sounds like a no, itreally, really really was.
Chad (02:34):
Did you go for a ride with him after the fact?
Bobbo (02:37):
No, but fun fact they have these in Austin.
They have the, just like in NewOrleansleans the bike people,
the bike people that carry youon the little pedicab thank you
um, okay, cities tend to havethese, yes, okay.
Chad (02:54):
So yes, there's a pedicab, all right okay.
Well, I don't go to citiesoften I'm a fucking country
bumpkin, so anyway with anemphasis on the um where the
fuck was I going with that okay?
Bobbo (03:05):
so justin timberlake posted a reel on instagram after
the show.
That was, he was in the back ofa car, which we'll get to that.
He was in the back of the carriding and he saw one of the
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pedicabs like bringing fans backto wherever the hell they
parked and like she saw him andI'm like that could have been me
, but my husband didn't want totake the pedicab, he wanted to
fucking make me walk what mypoint is, that could have been
me that got to see him in thecar, except my husband made me
(03:47):
walk instead of taking thepedicab.
Chad (03:49):
Oh, so you got denied.
Bobbo (03:51):
Yes.
Chad (03:52):
But what if I?
Bobbo (03:53):
took a pedicab and got to see Justin, life would have
been made.
I could have died a happy womanafter that.
Chad (04:01):
I equate that to like a dog chasing a car, because what
are you going?
Bobbo (04:07):
to do she like, jumped out of her seat and ran to the
car right see, now that's.
Chad (04:11):
That's depressing to me oh , I'd have done more than that
well, yeah, you, you'd be,fucking, yeah, you'd be, yeah,
yeah, yeah, give me a childbasically get, get in there,
Justin.
Jessica ain't got shit on thisProblem is the butt.
Max (04:27):
Sex prevents that.
Chad (04:29):
Well, the butt sex hadn't happened at this stage, that
transaction hadn't been fullyprocessed.
No, I mean, or maybe it had.
Bobbo (04:36):
I don't know.
Chad (04:37):
Not from Justin.
She wanted Justin in.
There is the point.
She would have jumped on thereand like a remora yeah, yeah, on
the top of the car so you, soyou go to austin and you had to
walk like some kind of fuckingpeasant, yes, down six street or
some shit I don't know where,wherever was there a lot of
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people well, of course, becausethe concert just let out dangle,
fuck I.
Bobbo (05:03):
I wasn't really there that long, but there were some
cool things that happened, otherthan the concert, which, once
again, concert was amazing.
No, we didn't do butt sex inaustin.
What?
Max (05:13):
I feel like that's a breach contract.
It's time to do that right, mysister and my daughter were both
in the condo with us soundslike they're muffs.
Chad (05:22):
They need a different room .
Bobbo (05:24):
Well, we didn't have the different money for that.
Max (05:27):
She didn't give up enough butt sex to be able to fill that
cost.
She spent all the butt sexmoney on the tickets All the
butt sex money on the tickets.
Chad (05:34):
Yeah Worth it.
Gotta pay them scalpers bro.
Bobbo (05:37):
Worth it, okay.
So wait, let me tell you aboutwhat happened at the concert.
What happened at the concert?
Um rude, somebody fell asleep.
Our seats were pretty fuckinggood.
They were.
They were decent, and then youknow how it is at a concert
where you can like, wherethere's.
What am I trying?
(05:57):
To say we don't well they're,they're like stadium seats,
obviously, and then if you walkall the way down, you're closer,
obviously.
Once again, obviously.
Max (06:05):
They call it the floor.
Bobbo (06:07):
No, no, no, Bobbo, it wasn't quite the good job.
Chad (06:10):
They called it the floor Bobbo.
That's why you need a beer.
Fucking chode.
That's not going to fix that.
Bobbo (06:15):
No, that's going to make that worse.
No, it'll fix it.
Well then you.
Max (06:20):
So you're saying you can't function unless you're out being
an alcoholic?
Bobbo (06:23):
No, I'm in the middle of a story We'll discuss that later
.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll come upAnyway.
So for his concert there's astage A and a stage B and he
walks from stage A to stage Babout halfway through the show
and does the rest of his showcloser to moi.
So when he did that, my littlesister's fucking crazy love her
(06:48):
she's your little sister she waslike we're running down there.
Oh no, and I was like we'redoing what she's, like, yeah,
you're gonna get your money'sworth, you're gonna get that
close to him.
We're running down there.
I was like okay, because I'mlike six strings deep at this
point and we run down there andI got some awesome fucking
pictures of him like that's mybackground and we were that's
(07:10):
probably the closest I've everbeen to him and it was fucking
awesome and he could smell youfrom there probably the
pheromones sploosh the booze mybaby, my poor baby her water
broke.
I was just like, oh my god, andthen the oops, sorry and then
the uh security guard I just putit on I literally just put it
(07:33):
on do not disturb, literallyclearly that worked didn't
fucking work time to sue appleanyway, no he's on my emergency
contact, so it probably wentthrough.
Anyway got super close and thenthe security guard person or
whatever, like came behind usand my sister was taking a
(07:57):
selfie and like saw him beforehe even got to us and he was
like okay, you have to go backto your seats.
So we went back.
And then he was super nice, hecame up.
He's like did you have to goback to your seats?
So we went back, and then hewas super nice.
He came up.
He's like did you get the shot?
Did you get the pictures?
And we were like, yeah, he'slike okay, you just can't stay
down there.
It's like okay.
Max (08:12):
Did you give him a text?
Who the fucking security?
Bobbo (08:15):
guard.
Max (08:16):
Thank you.
Bobbo (08:18):
Would have got her at the stage.
Max (08:20):
Thanks how he just asked the question I had.
Bobbo (08:23):
No, only my husband gets butt sex guys and wait, wait for
it.
Chad (08:28):
There's more and he's catching.
There's more.
Bobbo (08:32):
The roles have swapped no but that was in my book
recently, anyway.
Chad (08:35):
There it is.
You knew it, you knew it.
Yep, fucking Peggy's back.
It's 2024.
It's going to be May.
Bobbo (08:45):
So anyway, um, it's 2024, it's gonna be may, so anyway,
wait see, y'all fucked me up, um.
After the concert I, at myhusband, was like let's listen
to justin timberlake.
On the way home I was like,really what?
Max (09:00):
really babe what trying to get.
Bobbo (09:01):
I was like, yeah, dude happening, yeah I was like I
finally made you a fan and hesaid no.
Max (09:06):
Dustin made me a fan.
That's how good the concert was.
He was trying to get laid.
Bobbo (09:11):
That's all that was.
I mean he gets laid lotsregardless.
Chad (09:14):
Dude, ew Dude Dude.
Bobbo (09:22):
So yeah, it was really fucking good.
And then a month later, my poorbaby got arrested.
Chad (09:30):
Wait, what happened oh?
Bobbo (09:31):
okay.
Max (09:33):
Not her actual relationship .
No, that would have been abetter story.
Chad (09:37):
No, she's alluding to the fact that somebody with A
billion dollars doesn't have thewherewithal To hire a fucking
car.
So he's a piece of shit.
Are you going to be a defenderof?
Wait, I don't know what's goingon.
Bobbo (09:52):
Justin Timberlake got arrested, like two weeks ago,
for a DUI.
Chad (09:56):
What a fucking idiot.
If she feels bad for him, she'sgoing to go visit him in jail,
get him a conjugal, Even thoughhe was out the same day, yeah,
because that's what money does,right?
I think it's really funny thatthe rich fucks in the hamptons
are like this cop's enforcingthe laws.
We don't like him because hedoes his fucking job.
Fuck these bitches and fuck,fuck this.
(10:18):
Fuck this cunt for for nothiring a fucking car.
That is some in the middle ofthe fucking day.
Who's?
Bobbo (10:23):
day drunk and goes for a fucking stroll.
What did you see?
Chad (10:27):
the perp walk was in the middle of the fucking day ma'am.
Was that the next?
Bobbo (10:30):
day, I thought it was at night I don't know time to find
out.
Chad (10:33):
It's gonna ruin the tour, it's gonna ruin the tour?
Bobbo (10:36):
ruin the tour, what tour?
Yeah, that's the correctquestion.
Chad (10:39):
I guess that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever
heard is some some gen zerarrests this guy.
He's like it's going to ruinthe tour.
Bobbo (10:46):
What tour?
Who gives a?
Chad (10:47):
fuck about you bitch Drunk driving piece of shit.
Bobbo (10:49):
My poor baby.
No, your poor baby your poorbaby needs to hide a little the
consequences of his actions.
Max (10:56):
Consequences are a bitch.
I don't have to do shit, I justgot to sit back.
Just let them do their thing.
Bobbo (11:01):
Fucking fuck that bitch I mean I don't agree with his
actions, Obviously.
Chad (11:05):
Yeah, because he's a piece of shit, but he should be
forgiven.
Bobbo (11:07):
No, he shouldn't Fuck that guy.
The only difference between himand myself is he got caught.
Chad (11:12):
He has a ton of money.
Bobbo (11:14):
No, he got caught, true.
True, you've never driven underthe influence.
Max (11:19):
No.
Bobbo (11:25):
But it would have ruined the podcast if you got in jail
because you still wouldn't beout.
Chad (11:28):
He's a piece of shit had.
Max (11:28):
I been caught Right.
I was a piece of shit not thatlong ago, rude.
I don't know why she didn'tthink that was going to be sad,
rude.
Bobbo (11:33):
Yes, 12.37 am local time.
Chad (11:40):
Okay, so I guess it was at night.
That's when he got caught everyphoto I saw of him was during
the day, as I'm like, oh yeah,that's after he got released.
Bobbo (11:47):
He just spent, he just had a little, had a little
sleepover and then got out thenext day sounds like he should
have had a little taxi, fuckingcab because he's got enough
money for that right, so I I wastalking to dumb as shit.
Max (12:00):
Is that where he lives?
Bobbo (12:01):
or my bestie.
No, he was neither.
He was visiting.
Yeah, there was a party.
It's it's, was he?
Max (12:07):
visiting that chick from new orleans where he was holding
her oh, don't fucking go there.
Bobbo (12:11):
He was so drunk in that video again, what, what?
Chad (12:15):
now, oh, was he making friends?
No, he couldn't fucking standup.
Bobbo (12:21):
Bourbon street got the best of him and he leaned on
somebody and everybody's like,oh he's cheating he probably was
his co-star in the movie.
Chad (12:27):
They were right, they were shooting also.
Bobbo (12:29):
He probably was, yeah no wasn't his hand in her back
pocket.
No, you're fucking grasping atstraws, right now like he was
grasping at that ass.
Chad (12:38):
Yeah, well done well.
Bobbo (12:39):
He was on the wrong side of the lake.
Who who?
Max (12:40):
says Howie doesn't add anything.
Chad (12:43):
You, everybody.
Bobbo (12:51):
Anyway, yeah, I don't know, I don't agree with his
actions.
Chad (12:55):
I think it was very stupid .
Bobbo (12:58):
Yeah, but I mean, it happens Lots of people have
gotten duis right.
Chad (13:05):
How many of those people have have the, uh, the means to
not have to fucking deal withthat?
Bobbo (13:11):
I mean he still had to deal with it.
He had a sleepover.
That's not what I mean yeahother people that aren't rich
get put in jail.
Well, there's that.
He did.
No, not for just one night yeah, yeah, that's called a drunk
tank for a reason that's usuallynot for the drunk drivers.
It depends on when the court isavailable to see you is how
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long you go.
Chad (13:36):
I don't know.
I don't even know if I'm right.
I've not experienced this.
Bobbo (13:40):
I don't even know if I'm right, but the judge saw him
next morning.
Chad (13:44):
What was his BAC?
Bobbo (13:46):
He didn't blow.
Max (13:49):
Well, not the machine.
Chad (13:51):
So they took him into the.
Bobbo (13:53):
Yeah.
Chad (13:55):
That doesn't track.
Bobbo (13:56):
He didn't blow.
Chad (13:57):
Then at some point they will still need to collect said
evidence other than this.
Ginger dude said so.
Bobbo (14:02):
He ran a stop sign and swerved from what I read.
Chad (14:06):
I mean, there's that.
Bobbo (14:07):
Oh my gosh.
Which, by the way.
There's a hysterical parody onthe Facebook, so funny.
Chad (14:16):
Of what?
Bobbo (14:17):
Of Bye, bye, bye, but instead of Bye, bye, bye, it's
DUI.
Oh my gosh, hysterical.
Not that I'm on that person'sside, my poor baby.
Chad (14:31):
It sounds like you like it enough to have given it a
watches, which thereby yeah andendorse it.
Yeah, you not even endorse this.
And now we're going to have togo find it, even though I don't
really want to listen to it,because that song is a bit of an
earworm Even though I don'treally want to listen to it,
because that song is a bit of anearworm.
It is indeed.
That's not always a good.
I mean, there's a lot of badsongs that are like that.
Bobbo (14:48):
I'm not saying anything.
I don't need to hear anything.
You don't have to agree thatit's good.
Max (14:52):
Yeah, I know, but it is an earworm.
It's a 20-year-old earworm atthis point.
Yeah, it's just old enough todrink and drive.
Chad (15:09):
Yeah, sure enough.
I actually want to say how oldis that?
Wasn't that 99?
Uh, 99 in 2000.
Bobbo (15:12):
2001.
Somewhere in there they justcelebrated an anniversary 25.
Chad (15:16):
Yeah, I'm thinking 25, 25 makes sense if they're doing an
anniversary it's 25 because theywere out when Britney was
blowing up.
Why are we in?
Bobbo (15:24):
2024?
It doesn't even know what I'mtalking about.
He's so beautiful.
Always has been.
Chad (15:30):
Look at that ramen headed fuck.
Max (15:33):
Is that when it became a hit?
Or is that when it was releasedin 2000 on no strings attached?
Still old enough to drink anddrive?
Oh, absolutely old enough todrink and drive.
You never hear about the, so,lance.
Chad (15:45):
Bass tried to be a Russian cosmonaut and that failed
because they don't like gaypeople there.
Justin is Justin and Joey FatOne is doing Joey Fat One things
that dude's fucking funny manhe's legitimately funny and
he'll get on stage with fucking.
Steel Panther here and there,like when they're they happen to
be in the same place, likeconsistently.
He'll show up and get on stagewith fucking Steel Panther.
Here and there, like whenthey're In the same place, like
(16:07):
consistently, he'll show up andget on stage and sing.
Max (16:09):
He was on Impractical Jokers too, a couple times Sense
of humor.
Chad (16:15):
He's hosted some shows also, which is a weird gap.
Max (16:20):
I remember he hosted something.
I'm trying to remember what itwas he's got a good kind of MC
type of presence no.
No, no, no, it's Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey and Steve Harvey'slike the man you don't, steve.
Bobbo (16:32):
Harvey's unbeatable.
No, of course it's Steve Harvey, but he All right, let's see
For people not old enough toremember fucking.
Chad (16:40):
Oh, God damn it.
What On the?
Bobbo (16:46):
Joe.
Chad (16:46):
Biden no.
Max (16:49):
Oh, I know who you're talking about Richard Dawson.
Chad (16:50):
Yeah, richard Dawson, richard Dawson.
Max (16:53):
And then Louis Anderson took it over.
Bobbo (16:56):
Oh, why did Joey Fatone leave?
Family Feud Just popped up inmy searches, ha.
Max (17:00):
They're listening.
Well, in that case he'sforgettable.
Eh, I can deal with that.
Bobbo (17:05):
Fatone has hosted Food Network's Rewrapped Game Show.
Networks, common Knowledge,live Well Networks, my Family
Recipe and the Price is Right.
Live Some shit.
Chad (17:15):
I didn't hear Family Feud in the list.
I didn't hear anything that Iwouldn't, and none of that that
I've watched.
So he was in interim pricesright before they landed on Drew
Carey.
Max (17:25):
No, there's a live show that runs around that tours.
He's done the live show.
Chad (17:29):
Joey Fatwin, there he is.
No, the dude.
Max (17:33):
Much respect to the Fatwin.
Chad (17:35):
He's not even that fat.
He's just fat compared to theother ones.
Bobbo (17:38):
Fatone is his last name.
Max (17:40):
Yeah, fatwin, f-a-t space, I'm sure he's sick of hearing
that too Poor baby.
Chad (17:47):
That's another poor dude From 2010 to 2015.
Bobbo (17:53):
That too, but poor baby, that's another.
From 2010 to 2015.
That way, thank you, thank you.
I knew my childhood wasn't afucking lie.
Oh no, you're not a child asthe announcer, not as the host.
I am a young lady.
He wasn't the host, he was anannouncer.
Chad (18:03):
Fuck that shit, who gives a fuck?
Bobbo (18:04):
I knew I saw him, though I knew I saw him, did you?
Max (18:06):
see him.
I'd like to.
He saw the announcer so youknow what the guy who announces
the price is Right.
Guy looks like Motherfuckers.
What was his name?
He?
Chad (18:14):
was on Dancing with the Stars.
Max (18:16):
That's probably the reality TV that's trying to creep into
my head.
Chad (18:20):
He was on an episode of Celebrity Family Feud.
Bobbo (18:24):
Didn't watch it.
I probably did.
Chad (18:27):
Boy band versus girl group , so it was probably all of
NSYNC.
If I would have to.
Bobbo (18:31):
No, it was probably like rando boy band.
Chad (18:34):
people Like 98 Disease and those guys Like one of each
right.
Picking a couple here and there.
We're researching, we're goingto find out.
Max (18:46):
It's going to take a while to find out the lineups.
Who would be the boy band?
Now?
Every decade's kind of hadtheir boy band thing.
How about now?
Chad (18:54):
One Direction's passed.
Max (18:57):
There's a bunch of.
Bobbo (18:58):
Asian ones right now.
That's different K-pop is.
Max (19:02):
I really feel like that's different.
It's the same meat grinder, butit's different.
Chad (19:05):
It's like Menudo is still going around.
Bobbo (19:11):
It's not just tasty soup.
Let's find out.
Max (19:13):
What is popular now, if you don't know, obviously.
Chad (19:16):
It can't be that popular.
No, I literally only listen toJustin's album.
Bobbo (19:22):
I literally don't listen to anything else.
Chad (19:25):
Jesus.
Bobbo (19:26):
It's really great.
Max (19:28):
You're not even listening to Taylor Swift, stuff Fuck no,
she had one good album in myopinion.
Gotcha which one was that?
Damn it.
Swifties are going to comeafter us.
Bobbo (19:39):
Reputation, I think, is what it was called.
That was like four ago.
Max (19:44):
First off, I'm not the target.
Bobbo (19:46):
Second off Is that yes album?
Max (19:49):
yes, there's been three or four albums that she's done.
That I've really actually verymuch enjoyed.
Bobbo (19:54):
You're a Swifty no.
Max (19:56):
I said that I enjoyed the album.
Chad (19:58):
Is it the one where it's that same dude, the same?
Max (20:00):
fucking.
Chad (20:00):
Swedish guy that wrote more than half of the songs on
it.
Max (20:04):
I don't know Depends on which one you're talking about.
Bobbo (20:06):
Reputation was good.
Chad (20:14):
The big hit songs, songs the big catchy songs are
midnight.
Max (20:15):
There's one fucking dude that actually writes them really
like shake it off.
Bobbo (20:17):
She didn't do shit with that that's a guy.
Chad (20:18):
Hey, taylor, swift writes all of her own.
No, you, you're, you're wrong.
There's a, there's a fuckingviking, who is, who is
single-handedly writing all oflike dude, no, look, seriously,
look this fucking dude up.
There's a dude who is soprolific, a such a prolific
current songwriter that ifthere's something on the like in
the top 100, the odds are he'sgot.
He's got a fucking hand in ityeah he's got a.
(20:38):
He's got a pinky toe in thebutthole of that song.
Max (20:39):
That's been the same way for forever, like there's always
been somebody like that inevery decade um the fuck, I
don't so no, there's, there's a.
Bobbo (20:49):
Yeah, it's K-pop.
That's what's popular now.
Max (20:52):
K-pop is a big old deal.
Oh, you're still on thatquestion.
Yeah, my bad, we're on theother question.
Chad (20:58):
Yeah, it's just.
Who's the fucking Vikingwriting all the pop songs?
Max (21:01):
now hey intern, what the fuck.
Chad (21:08):
He's fucking typing like a Viking.
There's another one with anactual.
Like is Stockholm, sweden,fuckin' A-Ride.
Look at me, go hey.
Look, shake it off.
That was a really loud clack,I'm sorry.
Yeah, I called you.
I fuckin' called you, bitch.
Bobbo (21:26):
Fuckin' Jesus strikes again and that guy looks like.
Chad (21:28):
Christ himself.
Bobbo (21:30):
Fuck me running.
I'm glad that you know so muchabout I know a lot of weird shit
.
Chad (21:34):
I don't know shit about swift other than this guy writes
right, wrote some of her mostpopular songs.
He has credits for katie's,katie perry's, I kissed a girl
and roar yep, yep um taylorswift shake it off and blank
space yep, both of those windingthe biggest things ever save
your tears by the weekend.
Max (21:49):
Yep, yeah, so basically everybody's major and Blank
Space Yep, both of those WindingLight and Save your Tears by
the.
Weeknd Yep, yeah.
Chad (21:53):
So basically everybody's major hits, the biggest songs in
the past decade is that guy.
Bobbo (21:58):
This one fucking white man from Sweden.
What's his name?
Max Martin.
Chad (22:03):
Which I think is.
Bobbo (22:04):
Oh yeah, I've heard of him.
Chad (22:05):
I feel like Carl Martin Sandberg is his actual name
Professionally.
Professionally he's known asmax martin, so he's that's.
His stage name is max martin,it's less.
Uh, I don't know.
So I mean you got to give thedude credit, because that that's
the guy that's.
Actually he's got a credit forit's gonna be me thank you okay.
Bobbo (22:22):
Yeah, I knew I had heard of him.
I was trying to google.
Chad (22:25):
I'm not as fast as you oh so, so really, you don't, don't
love Justin, you love this man.
Wait, no, okay, that's why hetook your place as intern, by
the way.
Bobbo (22:33):
I remember this story.
Chad (22:36):
Oh.
Bobbo (22:36):
There's a story behind why he mispronounced me.
Chad (22:41):
Yeah, he said it.
On Hot Ones yeah, it's not thatguy, it's not.
Bobbo (22:44):
It's another one Okay.
Chad (22:46):
The producer told them to do it that way.
Now, if you go watch the hotones with NSYNC being bitches,
Of course I did that.
Bobbo (22:52):
Of course I watched that, Oddly enough.
Chad (22:54):
NSYNC on there was kind of funny.
It was fun Shut up.
I love them.
You're really just fuckingsplooshing about it.
Seat's wet.
Imagine us in a room beinginterviewed by somebody, having
to eat progressively hottersauces, right, and giving each
(23:14):
other shit while doing so.
It was like that, which is whatmade it fun.
Hot ones is hilarious, justinon.
That was actually incrediblyboring compared to the other
ones.
Bobbo (23:22):
Okay, okay, okay.
Chad (23:25):
We're going to Minnesota.
Max (23:27):
I literally he could be sitting in a room by himself
pulling his own finger andfarting, and to her that's
fucking entertainment.
Chad (23:35):
You're not wrong, must you just?
Max (23:37):
be sitting there.
Fucking walk up, walk up.
Look, I flicked that thing down.
Bobbo (23:42):
Went down that far.
Chad (23:46):
You say that, but no, it's not.
Max (23:50):
So yeah, no, that guy we just dedicated like 45 minutes
to Justin Timberlake and MaxMartin.
Bobbo (23:57):
And T-Swift.
Chad (23:59):
All of whom owe their careers to this motherfucker
right here.
Max (24:02):
Well, Taylor had.
Chad (24:04):
She moved to pop with him.
Yes, this guy got her into thepop market, which is what really
got her out of the fuckingShania Twain boot-.
Kicking shit, kicking likeshania grass licking fucking
weirdos window licking dudegrass, go, go, go, listen to
some fucking country song.
Max (24:20):
It's, it's just, it's, it's just trailer park pop man now
it's the fucking everything postgarth really so outside of the
90s, I'll go with that.
Chad (24:32):
The past 15.
Bobbo (24:34):
You don't like Jelly Roll ?
Oh, he's awesome, but he's moreblues Than country.
Are we making those?
Chad (24:41):
distinctions now, I don't know, I don't see him with.
Blues Based off of the name.
I don't know anything about theperson, but it sounds like they
clearly could have appropriated.
No, this is an industry plant.
That's what this is.
This guy's an industry plant.
Max (24:57):
He knows somebody Gotta be.
Chad (25:02):
I came up with Nashville's Jelly Roll.
Max (25:04):
Well, he looks like a jelly roll.
Chad (25:05):
No, he doesn't he looks like Primalone?
Fuck that guy.
Supposedly he's't he looks likePre Malone?
Fuck that guy.
Supposedly he's a great guy.
Oh Jesus Fucking needs to getsome Ozempic.
God damn it.
No, he's going to fucking dieof a heart attack in three years
.
Look at that shit.
That is a 500 pound man.
They make reality shows aboutshit like that, not like I'm a
(25:27):
singer my life's so hard becauseI'm a fat book.
Bobbo (25:30):
He just came out and said recently that he was on a
weight loss journey.
Yeah, he should be.
Chad (25:35):
Otherwise he's going to fucking die.
That's what happens when youweigh that much.
Fuck me, that's dangerous.
Welcome to full pelican it isthat dude's arm is the size my
thigh?
Max (25:46):
I don't know if he might have been pushing that up,
because I saw that picture too.
Chad (25:49):
It looked like he was kind of pushing it, doesn't matter
If you got enough mass there tomake it the same size as my
thigh.
Something is amiss, sir.
Big tit.
Max (25:58):
I thought you said big tit.
He probably has them.
Chad (26:00):
He's probably got bigger tits than fucking Bobbo Bobbo.
I'm struggling that dude's gotC-cups.
Max (26:07):
By the way, you need to use your full Pelican money to get
breast augmentation.
Chad (26:11):
What no?
Max (26:12):
Why.
Chad (26:15):
Why not no?
I mean I can think of severalreasons.
Why not?
Don't you remember that I'mlike?
Bobbo (26:18):
team the way God made you , don't you remember?
Max (26:23):
Let's talk about that.
No, can't use that phrase, goddamn it.
What I'm thinking is we canliposuction Howie's tits.
Bobbo (26:31):
What is wrong with you?
Chad (26:33):
I don't know, go get a beer.
That's not going to help.
Bobbo (26:36):
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Chad (26:38):
I promise you it's not, and then we can inject it into
your chest.
Bobbo (26:41):
No, I have heard that nowadays, you can take fat from
other parts of your body and putit there.
That's the only thing I'd do.
Chad (26:51):
That body and put it there .
Bobbo (26:52):
That's the only thing I do, uh that seems like a
temporary thing maybe, but Iwould not do like implant
implants.
Yeah, they're dangerous, no,they're not, but okay okay, look
up, uh, implant illness, it's athing oh, all right, all right.
Chad (27:06):
Intern let's go.
Implant illness let's look Ireally don't want to look this
up, then don't do an imagesearch, you fucker Jesus.
Implant illness.
Max (27:17):
I don't think that's what he means.
Chad (27:21):
I think he doesn't want to get into this one.
It's not an official medicaldiagnosis.
That's the AI overview, sayingthis is not a medical diagnosis.
Bobbo (27:29):
Well, let's just leave medicine up to AI.
I got my tits done.
My eyes are dry.
Chad (27:33):
Now that's a symptom they list there.
Motherfucker, what is thatsource?
The Cleveland Clinic?
Is this the Cleveland Clinicthat only does plastic surgeries
?
This is clevelandclinicorg.
What do they do?
I don't know, I see.
Bobbo (27:46):
Things in Cleveland.
Chad (27:47):
Yeah, what leads you to believe?
Max (27:50):
that man.
Bobbo (27:53):
Anyway, oh shit.
Chad (27:57):
It's anyways.
Max (27:57):
Well, no, we're talking about breasts.
Bobbo (28:00):
No, I just Tits.
I hit my fucking microphone onaccident.
Chad (28:04):
No, I'm for not having some plastic inserted in place.
Max (28:06):
Yeah, good Penile implant.
Chad (28:08):
Yeah, I don't need a, a wiener fucking.
Why not?
Max (28:13):
because it's weird is it, though, all right?
So, according to the clevelandclinic, it's how many people do
you?
Chad (28:18):
want to talk to about it, fucking everybody but nobody
wants to hear about that.
Max (28:22):
We're on a podcast, we're talking to everybody.
Chad (28:23):
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about in general,like in your, in your day-to-day
life.
I was going into surgery oh why, I'm going to get my fucking
wiener pump.
Max (28:33):
I didn't even know breast implants could get sick.
Bobbo (28:37):
No, no, come on now.
Chad (28:39):
It sounds to me more like this happens.
The person gets sick becauseit's fucking toxic.
Bobbo (28:44):
Well, I mean, if you've got a breast implant.
Max (28:46):
The breast implant gets sick.
Chad (28:47):
If it was toxic everybody who had their tits done would
would have the same series of ofthings.
This sounds like people withwith an, with some underlying
autoimmune disorder, autoimmuneor inflammatory reaction to
parts of the breast implant suchas the silicone so they and
bacteria.
Bobbo (29:03):
So not everybody's compatible with it.
Max (29:05):
So yeah, so it sounds like somebody fucked up the surgery
or they're fucked up in someother way.
There's an allergic reaction tosilicone.
That is a thing.
Chad (29:13):
Yeah, but you should know that before you get some fucking
surgery.
Call me crazy.
My breasts got three timesbigger than they were, because
I'm allergic to breasts.
And the other thing iscomparing the procedure from the
OGs back in the early 90s tonow.
Is that just a different?
I mean, is it?
still fucking weird well, youremember, like like the old days
(29:33):
where you'd see some bolt-ontits and they look fucking weird
, but now, like now, they'redoing reconstructive surgery.
It's like Olivia Munn recentlyhad to have a mastectomy because
of breast cancer yeah and thenget them fixed by a plastic
surgeon because her job is to beattractive and act things.
Where's she been?
exactly where I just told you,uh, dealing dealing with with
(29:54):
breast cancer and gettinggetting having your boobs yeah
having her boobs cut off andthen put back on because
otherwise she was going to diegotcha, that's that's, that's
where she's been.
She's dealing with that shit.
She's, she is, she still is Iagree with you, is she?
Max (30:08):
i't seen her.
I literally have not seen her.
Chad (30:09):
Well, yeah, I mean, she's never not been.
Bobbo (30:14):
She posted a thing a while ago.
Max (30:18):
All right.
Who's the other one?
No, the redhead that was on G4TV.
Chad (30:24):
Oh, I don't recall.
Max (30:27):
Morgan Webb.
Chad (30:28):
She wasn't redheaded.
Yes, she was.
No, she's not Morgan Webb,morgan Webb.
She wasn't red headed MorganWebb, but you see the picture of
her With her glasses and ahospital gown.
That's her posting about Herboob issues.
But hey, man, do your thing,raise awareness, get your
t-shirts squeezed.
That looks like some brown hair.
If I ever saw it, morgan Webbdoes look like she has brown
(30:49):
hair.
Max (30:49):
Goodness gracious, that's the lighting that looks like
some brown hair.
Chad (30:51):
If I ever saw it, morgan Webb does look like she has
brown hair.
Max (30:53):
Third picture Goodness gracious, that's the lighting.
It's also still brown.
Chad (30:55):
That's the lighting I'm used to.
It's also still brown.
I think she went through a fewhair colors whenever she was on
G4.
Maybe All I see is there's somecollegiate athlete with some
fucking quads man Holy shit.
That was the two hotties fromg4 tv.
That was nerd spank bank.
Well, I mean, olivia was first,she got famous, and well,
morgan both of them.
(31:16):
Attack of the show was one anduh morgan webb was seemed like
she actually did adam sesslerand morgan webb and yes, morgan
webb actually did know her games, I think olivia munn was more
of a plant.
Yeah, well, I mean you got toget the nerds there somehow.
Max (31:33):
Well, it worked because both of those two were hotties.
Yeah, yeah, I used to watchthat I could care less about the
games.
I don't have anything to add Ofcourse not, because you were
too busy up Justin Timberlake'sass.
Bobbo (31:46):
Except that my husband used to watch it.
Yeah, that, justin Timberlake'sass.
Except that my husband used towatch it.
Yeah, that's right, that's whyhe watched it.
Chad (31:51):
This is why that's it.
That's 100% why.
It's the same reason why peoplewatched what was Jenny McCarthy
on MTV.
The thing where she was, herjob was to be a hot, big, titty
blonde who does random things.
She was the wild card character.
Bobbo (32:07):
What the?
Chad (32:08):
fuck was that Ridiculousness.
No, like she was the wild cardcharacter.
What the fuck was thatRidiculousness?
Bobbo (32:13):
No, this is so the remote control game with Colin Quinn
perhaps.
Chad (32:17):
Possibly, possibly.
Bobbo (32:20):
We're talking 25 years ago we're talking, these two
were born.
I was barely born.
Chad (32:25):
You were tickling somebody's nutsack.
Bobbo (32:28):
No, not yet.
I was only like three.
Chad (32:32):
I don't know when this show was.
Max (32:34):
I want to say it was like 93, 94, somewhere around there.
Chad (32:38):
I had Jenna McCarthy posters in my room in 97, 98,
which would have been the timethat she was prime MTV time.
Max (32:48):
Before she started doing her vaccines.
Cause autism.
Chad (32:52):
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm Dr Jenny.
Look at my titties.
Max (32:55):
Kathy, ireland was fucking knockout.
Still is, still is.
Bobbo (33:00):
Alright.
I can't relate to any of this,but I guess it's only fair.
Max (33:03):
I was going to say we went through your bullshit, no, let's
go through ours.
Chad (33:06):
The Sports Illustrated model of the 90s.
My goodness.
I mean really it's the onlything that ever sold.
That Sports Illustrated as amagazine died 30 or 40 years ago
.
It's only been sold by like thewhole subscription revolves
around the swimsuit edition.
Max (33:23):
Well, it's because at that point I mean, that was the
closest thing you were going toget to porn without and that and
that.
Chad (33:28):
Yeah, because the Internet wasn't, wasn't a thing.
You couldn't just go downloadmovies, you'd have to go find
them or steal your dad'svideotapes.
No, no See, I never did that.
I was always nervous I wasgoing to find one.
Wasn't, was homemade Yep thatwould be rough.
Now, we never owned a videocamera.
I don't care.
Max (33:45):
My dad was smart.
He bought one of thosescramblers Cable scramblers back
in the day.
Chad (33:53):
You have your dish in the backyard.
Max (33:55):
No dish.
Chad (33:55):
This came through cable I remember we could get HBO with
the box, because it was just abroadcast signal back in the day
.
The olden days, Bobo, when youcould pirate shit and they
couldn't catch you because theycouldn't tell you you were doing
it.
Max (34:09):
You didn't buy cable because you just hooked in to
your neighbor's cable and allwas well.
Chad (34:15):
It's a different ballgame.
But you couldn't just go findporn like you can now I know.
Max (34:21):
You had to dig for that shit.
Chad (34:23):
I know, yeah, you kept a stash somewhere.
Max (34:24):
And the Sports Illustrated Was definitely in that run.
Chad (34:27):
It stayed because it got racier.
It continues to get racier overthe years.
It's just closer and closer towhat Playboy was.
Max (34:35):
Now.
Chad (34:36):
Playboy doesn't even do anything.
Max (34:37):
I was going to say do we ever talk and I think we have
before talked about the Playboyand the people that have been in
it?
Bobbo (34:45):
Oh, I feel like we have.
Chad (34:47):
I mean we've talked briefly about Debbie and Tiffany
.
Max (34:50):
Those are the only two that matter.
Chad (34:52):
No, there's a lot of careers that launched out of
Playboy.
I mean, look at Pam Anderson.
She's only famous because shewas in that and then from that
jump to Baywatch.
Max (35:00):
Nicole Nicole Eggert.
No from that jump to Baywatch.
Nicole Eggert no, anna NicoleSmith.
Yeah, anna Nicole Smith, yeah,she's another one Poor.
Bobbo (35:06):
thing.
Chad (35:08):
Yeah, she died.
Well, I mean, she probably gotmore famous from marrying an oil
tycoon and him dying than heractual body of work.
Elsewise Planned, planned, no,he was 90.
He feels like 95.
He just wanted some big tittiesin his face as he died.
Max (35:21):
I don't blame him, like 95, he just wanted some big titties
in his face as he died.
Chad (35:24):
I don't blame him, I didn't say she's probably
nuttier than squirrel turds.
He wasn't, he wasn't getting itup.
This was before viagra was athing.
This dude was just there tolike have have some hot bitch
next to him while he took thefucking bucket and you know he
had the money to pay for it.
And then the kids are like hey,where's my inheritance?
What?
Why is my mom younger than me?
What the fuck no, arguably somegood questions now.
(35:48):
Should the old man have havesigned everything over to her?
Probably not that was he knewthat was going to go poorly for
everybody through a strainer buthe wasn't going to be around to
see it, so why does it?
matter to him well, that's, youknow, that's, that's hold my
beer?
I don't know, but I mean I I'dsay the kids definitely hada
case there, but I don't know.
He was bewitched by these hugefake titties.
(36:12):
He got smothered.
He was hypoxic.
I would have been there andNicole Smith was one of my.
Max (36:19):
His blood went all to the wrong head.
She was one of my top picksback in the 90s man.
She was.
Chad (36:27):
Yeah, she's good to look at Big old rack and that was her
stick.
Max (36:31):
Certainly some posters there.
Chad (36:32):
Yeah Well, yeah, you know, I mean, you know, I had to keep
it somewhat reasonable.
Max (36:38):
I didn't have any real pictures like posters on my wall
at all.
Chad (36:43):
Jenny was all over mine because she's 98.
Max (36:46):
If I would- have, it would have been Kathy Ireland for sure
, because Kathy she's just hot,I had posters, her fucking
jawline.
Chad (36:52):
Nobody asked you had bed sheets that got fucking dampened
up.
Bobbo (36:56):
No, no, I had a poster of Leo and a poster of Justin.
Max (37:03):
That's what we said.
Chad (37:06):
And a pillow and three fingers.
Bobbo (37:08):
No, not until I was out of the poster phase, at least.
Max (37:14):
Yeah, when she was 10, 11.
I don't know 12.
Chad (37:19):
See, I also forget that this was.
It was a different time.
Max (37:24):
When.
Chad (37:26):
Being the age that I am and you are Posters were it was
your way of expressing yourself.
Max (37:33):
That is all you had.
Chad (37:35):
You had your room and that was it, so you put whatever up
you wanted to, and boys waseither sports or bitches.
Bobbo (37:41):
Or both or bands.
It's music was either sports orbitches, or both.
No, no, or bands.
Chad (37:46):
It's music, sports or babes.
That's the trifecta.
It's one of the three.
Bobbo (37:53):
You can't have several no .
Max (37:55):
Why not?
What if you're into differentthings?
You didn't cross the streams.
Chad (38:00):
You can be into different things, but one of them is more
or less what you're going to beinto you're either the music guy
, you're like the kid who worethe trench coats and the Doc
Martin boots, that would be themusic.
Well, I mean earlier in thedecade you'd wear flannels and
smell like patchouli, oh lord.
(38:21):
And then if you're a sports guy, you're a sports guy.
Max (38:26):
Yeah, you had sports, otherwise people uh, poses of
people footballing, yeah, orb-ball players and jordan
posters were right, yeah, butyeah, no.
Chad (38:39):
So those, those, those are the types of posters you were
going to have as a kid now.
Now I went from bands to babes.
Bobbo (38:46):
Ah, so you transitioned.
Chad (38:50):
Yeah, as I got older, I was like I don't need a Grateful
.
Max (38:52):
Dead poster on my wall.
Chad (38:54):
How about this big titty bitch in a bikini?
The three Bs.
Bobbo (39:00):
I had Justin and Leo, and then I had NSYNC.
Chad (39:06):
I'm quite sure now which Leo.
Bobbo (39:09):
Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic.
Chad (39:11):
Do you think I meant the fucking Ninja Turtle?
Fuck you you think?
Bobbo (39:18):
I kissed a fucking turtle tonight.
Max (39:20):
I don't know weirder things have happened.
You never know when it'sfucking Gilbert Grape, turtle,
goodnight, I don't know.
Chad (39:23):
Weirder things have happened.
You never know when.
Bobbo (39:27):
It's fucking Gilbert Grape, liz, but anyway, and then
at some point skating rinkswere a thing.
Max (39:34):
Yeah, before you were born.
Bobbo (39:38):
And when I was fucking born.
And now, and now so anyway, Iwould go to the skating rink
like every friday with my oldersister and get these stickers,
bumper stickers.
Oh fuck, bumper stickers ohfuck, oh fuck, and they were
like I make boys cry and allthat shit like those classic
(39:58):
bumper stickers.
Chad (39:59):
I heard that Allie Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Start that over, mama I lostthe train of thought there.
Bobbo (40:06):
The classic 2000s bumper stickers.
They were like I make boys cryand I'm too hot to handle and
all that shit.
Chad (40:14):
That's a classic bumper sticker, I'm assuming.
Bobbo (40:16):
Back in the fucking day, what do I know?
That's all they had at, theSounds like some toxic bitch
fucking bumper stickers.
Well, this is who.
This is what shaped me, Okay.
Chad (40:24):
This is where I'm going with this.
Bobbo (40:26):
I went from posters to having beaucoup of those.
Max (40:29):
I'm sitting here thinking it was a pair that shaped her On
my Rude.
Chad (40:35):
Damn son.
Bobbo (40:37):
I had a bunch of bumper stickers on my closet instead of
posters.
Max (40:41):
On her badonkadonk.
Oh okay, yeah, like too hot tohandle and I make boys cry
stickers on my closet instead ofposters on our badonkadonk.
Chad (40:44):
Oh so okay, like yeah, like two hats I handle and I
make boys cry and so you'reputting bumper stickers.
Those are the only two youremember.
Max (40:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I mean they were kind of doing that
back in our day too.
Chad (40:55):
I don't recall that because I didn't put I I didn't
put a ton of stuff on my wallsother than like the I love new
york bumper stickers and shit Iwas just saying.
Bobbo (41:03):
I went from that to cliche shit right bumper
stickers.
Chad (41:07):
I went from posters, so it sounds like like your door was
just a mix of of uh, theequivalent of I love hip-hop.
Bobbo (41:13):
Born to shop her.
Chad (41:15):
Her door was her brain this is a pumpkin spice fucking
door yeah, of basic it had Uggson the bottom of it.
I love my music.
Max (41:25):
I'm a flirt cutie pie diva.
This is kind of what it lookedlike it had fur in the middle
those aren't bumper stickers yes, they are well
Chad (41:37):
okay well, they're stickers.
They're stickers.
You can put them on a bumper,but I can.
I know exactly what you'retalking about it's like a
bastardized Euro sticker In a.
Max (41:48):
Groovy Days font.
It's the prequel to the ChaiBone On shit Chicks rule Let me
shop and no one gets hurt.
Bobbo (41:56):
I definitely had that one .
Goddess.
Max (42:00):
Well, that's it for this episode.
So yeah, break, goddess.
Well, that's it for thisepisode.
So, um, yeah, break.
Break for lunch.
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
Cardiac Cowboys
The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.