May 15, 2024 • 33 mins
Second-season shenanigans. Getting our bearings after a short hiatus. Yep, we are still awful.
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
it's time for full pelican prepare yourself for
some fucking creepiness.
What time is it?
I said it was full pelican time.
Bitch, fucking, do it.
I don't hear your shit.
What?
now I gotta sit on it what didyou get that picture I sent you?
I did awesome.
I got onto it, awesome.
Probably should know.
(00:23):
I don't know.
Bobo, what's poppin'?
Welcome back to Full Pelican.
We got Bobo Back from the dead.
Yeah, bobo.
Well, I've been back from thedead for a long time.
You were the original.
What is dead may never die, andI am Christ.
There we go.
So Youngin needs a name I.
(00:45):
I nominate simon, simon, simonall right, simon okay, I'm so
gonna forget all it does.
Give us.
Give us room for some.
Simon says shit down the line,but in my head I was like, yeah,
yes, I didn't certainly yeahthis is on my diet right totally
(01:06):
gluten free you ever donesomething and immediately regret
it?
Fuck you, I haven't done, boboonly one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Two people have I had to correct myself whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm looking around the room suspiciously.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean, do we count myself, because there's three.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You don't find it hot .
As a motherfucker, I mean,you've been fucking yourself for
years now.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
New studio, new box.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Holy shit, it was in 70-something.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I mean it says it's 65 in here and I don't trust
that Bullshit.
Yeah, it's not so much shit.
I'm not laying cranking down.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Don't be scared, Bobbin.
Yeah, that'll do it Whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey, I found it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I hope you don't like anything that comes out of me,
because you're getting it fullof fucking force.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, that's not the best spot for me.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, it's like you can't turn the Can you?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, you can change the direction of the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you can hear the fuck out of that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, you can hear the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That is going more directly into it.
No, worse.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
New studio who does.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Awful.
Okay, I'm so excited to be back.
All right, oh shit, we're herein the wind tunnel.
Yeah, I'm going to be reallycold really quick.
Yeah, it works.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it does work, I can set it back to auto and
then just cut off.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, and you turn the fan on.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I mean, yeah, we're going to have to work some shit.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You said it's on-on.
Yeah, like the fan's going tokeep blowing.
What?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
happens when it's on auto.
Do we know anything about it?
Absolutely nothing, because itsays it's 65 in here.
What's?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
that.
Look at that.
It was an off in the middle,you dink Cool.
I didn't touch that knob no,the left one the left one, the
left one, where it says on andon.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Are we really leaving him to this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Quality audio we're on this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Have some fucking wind noise, here you go.
Have some of that.
Good lord, have mercy Anyway.
I gotta fix my mic, simon'sgonna talk and I'm not gonna
hear shit from him.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I know that sucks.
How does it feel to be the newguy?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I didn't know there was gonna be a rush.
No microphones, a rush.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This has been planned for four weeks yeah, for the
four of us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, he called me weeks ago and was like we need
you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I love you and you're such a quality podcaster.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I know he didn't say that shit, Because I don't think
he considers any of us qualityShit.
I'm not quality.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's kind of the point.
This is like the bottom of thefucking barrel.
When you're drunk and bored,this is what you're going to
listen to.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I feel like I have to apologize after every episode.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I owe everyone an apology, for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Walk out and just start apologizing to people in
the street.
I'm sorry I did that.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, you're supposed to change your apologies to
thank yous, or at least womenare.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What Self-help?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
bullshit.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
All right, here we go .
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Explain this bullshit , because women always say oh my
God, I'm sorry.
I women always say oh my God,I'm sorry, I'm late.
Oh my God, I'm sorry I'm this.
Oh my God, I'm sorry, I'memotional, but instead I mean
you should apologize if you'relate.
No, you say thank you forwaiting for me.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Nah, fuck that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That way you're not apologizing for your goddamn
existence.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well if you say sorry , then you're starting off the
interaction with like oh yeah,sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I did something wrong , whereas if you say thank you
for waiting for me, which youdeserve, I deserve a thank you
for waiting for me, because youshould have been ready.
How about?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
go fuck yourself.
How's that?
How about I'm good?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
on that.
I'm so good on that whatfucking yourself all of the
above.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So what we learned earlier is that oh, Bala, I need
you to open your phone.
Stop dicking around with yourfucking mic, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's always yeah, you're losing your fucking nuts,
do you have?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
a set of Allen keys on you, like in your box of
tools, I might.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You have a box of tools.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You don't seem like you would have a box of tools.
Anyway, continue.
Well, you're going to need tolook something up, because
otherwise it's not going to makesense context-wise.
It's what tickled me the fuckright up.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I love when you say something tickles you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It tickled me internally bro.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It tickles me internally, bro, it tickles me
when you say something ticklesyou.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Wow, that's some like tickle-ception.
I think we might have made amistake.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh my God, I'm so much better than Brown.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's recorded, get that out.
I mean, I guess it remains tobe seen if she's wrong.
That's true, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I've already brought more to the fucking table, so
what do you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
mean Because you're larger than he is, but that's
not the point.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's not goddamn true.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, it's not true.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I've lost 30 pounds, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You're saying he's not like real thin?
No oh.
You didn't see that pictureplus I got TNA, so I'll show you
anyway, this is going to be cutanyway so anyway, yeah, so get
your shit connected, since we're, you know, waiting for you to
figure out technical detailsbeen waiting for you all fucking
day because that's how thatworked, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I was ready.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I was here at 9 okay, so you know hex or not yeah,
anyway, I was here at 9, okay,so you know, hex or not, yeah
anyway let's just fucking havesilence now.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah we're just watching you can talk while I
connect talk about what we'rewaiting to finish the topic what
are?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
we having to look up?
Well, we're gonna wait tillDinglefuck gets his shit
together.
Dinglefire, dinglefuck gets hisshit together.
Dinglefuck Trying to do allthis stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Which one's us.
I took the picture.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
H4NJ.
Good lord, have mercy, the onewith the best signal, and it's
got that fucked up password thatI was able to copy from the
picture.
So thank you, apple, for makingit so I can tap on text in a
fucking picture.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, we're still anti-Apple, aren't we?
Who you?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, why I don't?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
know I felt like you were.
Who was?
No, I'm sorry, that was Brown.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Actually he switched yeah he switched?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Ah, yeah, he did.
He switched a long time ago.
I know that because I gave himone Sorry it's been three years
I've been in a fucking bubblewhere all I do is breastfeed and
change shit diapers, my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Way to bring the podcast down.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm just saying .
I mean it's better now hesleeps in his bed.
He's not breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And then your kid too .
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Things are all better .
Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, that's Working overtime at Crayola the green
ones, you guys.
I get an employee discount.
It tastes like apple.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh, okay, I got a top , a quick one, oh no.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Finish your first one .
Well, we're waiting on JingleFuck as in you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well then you go ahead and do you boo-boo.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
They make bras that make you look like you have big
nipples.
Now Kim Kardashian issponsoring them.
Yeah, it's true, yes, my sister, my sister sent it to me and
she said your nipples arefinally trending.
So she told me.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So we've learned something about baba.
We are.
So I I didn't know that we were.
We were working on, uh, rubbingout some pencil etchings, but
but I mean, hey, man, yeah, sonow they're into that shit, now
they're a thing.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I don't.
I mean, if you're going to, ifyou so.
These are for the like flatnipple crowd, that because if
you wear a shirt with no brayour nipples show typically.
But I'm guessing this is forthe crowd where that doesn't
happen.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then they have to put on a bra with fake nipples
in it.
See, I think I can't relate, soI'm asking have tos?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
is a is a is a right.
Well, if they want that, lookof like hey, my nipples are here
right, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's fucking weird.
It seems like an unnecessaryproduct.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Right correct, that's , I guess my point.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's like you know what I want to.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I want people to look at my tits, right, right.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But it's literally like I have a hard time not
looking at a nipple that'spoking out.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Look, this is the nipple there.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's going on beneath there?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's a lot happening.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's a lot happening.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's like a whole nipple bra.
It's like a bra with a marblein the front.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's very strange.
Here's a picture of the actualbra.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's really distracting, is what it is.
I was going to say there's aface there.
She said bitch, this is thecaption.
She said bitch, your bignipples are finally a trend.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's what she said, but I don't.
This is the caption.
She said bitch, your bignipples are finally a trend.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's what she said, yeah, but I don't wear clothes
like that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't wear big nipples, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know, mine are kind of normal right now,
but I don't know when it getscold.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Everybody gets pokies .
Speaker 2 (10:16):
There's nothing wrong with pokies.
I don't know that you need toadvertise it, and that's my
point.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's like, do people not?
And then they buy that.
What can't you sell?
We've sold eyelashes.
We've sold asses in pants.
Like you can buy an ass now.
Now you can buy nipples, it'slike.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's all fucking lies , man.
I wouldn't trust anybody.
You never know anymore.
Wouldn't trust anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Like makeup's a lie.
So, Simon, are you dating likewould you be attracted to a
nipple?
Bra like is that something good.
Question because he's young andhe's still dating.
We're all fucking locked downand miserable.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm asking him we're still learning things about Bob.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I don't know if I saw someone with the nipple bra,
it's not like it would be.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Start that over, start that whole relay over it
sounds much better.
Imagine that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Here you are.
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The editors are going to have a pain in the ass going
through the different voices ona single channel.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yay, editors.
Good job Howard.
I don't work there anymore.
If I was out and someone hadvoices on a single channel, yay
editors Good job, Howard.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
If I was out and someone had one of the nipple
bras.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't know how I would.
Are you attracted to seeingsomebody's nipples before you
even take their shirt off?
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Can I see?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
your nipples please.
I'm from up north, soeverybody's always got hard
nipples Half the year.
My nipples are hard enough tocut diamonds.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right, but also half the year you're wearing a jacket
, so you're not going to know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Right, oh no you'll know, you'll know.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So what if you buy a nipple bra and you still have to
put on a sweater.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I just don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I still think it's a lie because it's like a push-up
bra.
It's going to imitate perkiness.
That may or may not exist.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I guess so, but I just don't.
I guess my point is I don'tunderstand why you want to show
people through a shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's the signal you're sending You're always
excited.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's not the only reason to pop out.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like a teenage kid getting random wood, it's
just a thing.
Nobody wants to know thatthough you wouldn't buy pants
that have like a half chub in it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
The fuck you wouldn't .
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah but, it's still a lie.
It's still a bullshit lie.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I think I would buy pants.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Turn the fuck around.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Are you ready to Google?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
yet To be fair.
I think I would buy a pair ofpants that had a big ass dick
print in them, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
All right, so moving on.
What are you going to say, chad?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Fucking Jesus.
I'm just watching this.
This is Patrick.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He tried to spill it again, fucking God.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
So wait?
This is why we can't.
Why don't you just help him?
No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
He's a sink or swim.
He's a sink or swim, clearlynot.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I mean, I had someone help me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Your dad would be so proud.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Of how his little girl turned out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's a song, yeah, but yes, I can Google now.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey, look at you Longest sober period of my life.
That's why.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I didn't bring my shit inside because there's not
enough room in this thing formultiple laptops?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, not really.
We might have to put the othertable up here and stretch.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, we need just two fucking TVs, one computer that
displays the mirrors on both, sothat anybody can look and see
them.
Anyway, guys, one back area,one back.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What is he googling?
Why are we making fun of Abbo?
Come on, get it over with.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh, we got.
I mean shit, I didn't make afull list.
Do I need to take a minute?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You should have prepared.
This has been in the books forfour weeks I don't know how many
times I gotta say that, if youwant to fucking make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm gonna start counting, at least once okay,
whatever, don't make fun of me.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Make fun of me, I don't care well, we're not make
funny, it's there's questions.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There's questions to be asked.
So.
So baba was talking a minuteago about how, how she's been
reading now and take, take the,take the.
Yeah it's being read to her bysomebody.
So we learned a couple ofthings.
One, fifty Shades of Grey, iswhat led to Child One.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That was the last book I was able to actually
physically read.
Picked up an audible habit.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Right Of which she's read a book.
Two books, all right.
How much is that a month?
16 bucks, yeah, for threecredits.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm probably going to cancel on it Anyway, and then
yeah, anyway, and then I'll justgo back to being dense.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We were so somewhere.
Back to it Back to it.
Never left Haven't even gottenout of driveway yet.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think I'll just stay home today.
I'm going to work from homePark this right here.
Get out of my fucking car, godrink Cheers, god damn.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Next time we record no alcohol but for you and I.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just to put up with you.
Absolutely not I will not bearriving.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now we know how to do it Good.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
She never made it out of the driveway again.
You will ask me to come here.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's not how that happened.
So Bobbo was the book thatshe's read on Audible because it
has been read to her.
It's a book that has been readto Bobbo on Audible Okay, it's
called Pen Pal.
So when you search for Pen Pal,make sure you include book and
you will immediately see whyBobbo read this book.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It was referred to me , by the way.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, I'm sure no.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm serious, I have the text.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So what's the cover you're seeing of that book?
I see like an ocean by JT,something-de-fuck JD JD.
Ocean by jt something defuck jd, jd, salinger, geisinger, jt
guys.
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So, unintentional, plug one, one second so add j jt
, you would call me to ask me tocome back, so that it's not on
record that you asked me to behere jt okay, so yeah, there it
is all right, hold on.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, no, this because it was a whole different
oh, look it's, it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Of course it is.
It's zero dollars on KindleUnlimited, you can get it for
eight bucks.
You're logged into, I am pulledup the app, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So, which means this is in my browsing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Because I'm meeting the seller Five star rating.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Good job, Miss Danielle.
What.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh, Danielle.
Danielle made the review OK.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, what?
Oh?
Danielle made the review.
Okay, she's selling it so goodon you.
Free plugs.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
JT.
So I need you to look at thecover of this book.
I'm staring at it FuckingTherastrap, yeah, Like that dude
has a fucking 18-pack.
It looks like if you type hotguy into AI that's what it spits
out.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
AI generated.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And I'm fine with that.
There was a lot of actualsubstance in the book, I swear.
Yeah, I was afraid there was.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Were you driving down bumpy roads a lot.
While you were reading it, shezerted Deb up.
There's so many puddles.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's what it was.
She squirted substance all overthe cover.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
She almost squirted substance all over the cover.
She almost squirted substanceall over the fucking table.
I'm just remembering no way.
So why is it you only read ladyporn books?
That's not the only book.
I've read Britney Spears memoirlady porn, the woman in me I
just want to point out Pin.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Pal has a two star rating, not according to this.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I enjoyed it thoroughly, that's the seller.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's the book.
He's got four stars, I guess.
With all of the shirtlessthat's here he needs a
half-punch pair of pants.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
He doesn't need it, does he?
No, dude's got an 18-pack.
He could be rocking a fuckingmicro dick.
He's not, and somebody shouldbe happy with it, because
they're like look at him.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's a liar.
He wasn't, though Not in thebook.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The first sentence of the summary is the first letter
arrived the day after myhusband was buried.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hell yeah, dude, Dude .
Okay, it was really good.
Can I give you a synopsis?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Because it was actually really fucking good I
got enough, he's a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, no, no, no, he's a prison pen pal.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We are living up some real fucking, some real life
fantasies.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay, no, no, no, these are not fantasies for me.
It was a fucking book.
They are now Somebody referredit to me, whatever the fuck I'm
trying to say.
Yes, she receives letters, butthen she also meets this guy and
you don't connect the dotsuntil the very end.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Spoilers, by the way yeah nobody's reading this it's
being read to them while theymasturbate in the car.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Don't fucking call me out.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I was in the car, oh this is why she was invited back
.
For the time you'll admit.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I mean hey, hey, hey I was not in the car.
I'm gonna get a little crank itup.
You know I didn't say thateither everybody, just kind of
happened.
Were you doing?
Laundry when you were no, I wasjust, I was just at home.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I think I just you know, we're not gonna go there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
um, I'm telling you about the book because you
already did we get it, we get it.
We're not going to go there.
I'm telling you about the bookBecause you already did we get
it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We're not shaming you for pounding one out, because I
mean shit, everybody pounds itout and if you don't, you
fucking start.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, so those are rookie numbers, not right now.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
No, not right now.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's really fucking good.
She thinks she's being haunted.
She thinks she's being haunted.
She thinks her husband drowned,and like the whole book you're
thinking like that's kind ofweird.
And she keeps seeing thesepeople and you don't think
they're really there.
And then she fucks the guy.
And then she comes back homeand then she gets letters and
turns out that the letters arefrom the guy and she is actually
(20:02):
dead too, because what happenedis her husband didn't drown, he
killed them both.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Spoilers.
I told you there were spoilers.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
He killed them both and she's dead the whole time
and it was like a mind explosionat the end it's a reverse sex
scene.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It was really fucking good, but they were dead
fucking.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
There was lots and lots of sex scenes, but that's
not what the book was about.
No, no, no, there was lots ofthem.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yes, it was you guys.
You guys, it's like readingPlayboy for the articles.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing they're theonly pages that aren't stuck, so
you have to.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, so I've Do.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I say this I'm not going to say it yes do it, no
you.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I've read Fifty Shades.
This was the first time I'velistened to a fucking smut book
and I was like what the fuck is?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
happening.
Tell me it had a foley artistin the back.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
A what?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
No, absolutely not.
No, like a slow clap in theback of the room.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, so that whole thing about having to rush to
get home, that was absolutelyLike a bang went out on the ones
and twos.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
As we get home, smells like shame in here.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I actually asked him first are you going to be home
early?
No, okay, cool Okay fuck on one.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Take it away from him .
I didn't take shit away.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Didn't know you were going to the seafood market.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Anyway, guys, Brittany's memoir.
Oh, we're moving on quickly.
Done with this conversation.
Do we need to really?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
talk about that anymore.
I mean, it's entertaining but Iguess, otherwise we're just
going to get repetitive.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We don't need.
It's a lot for me.
Fingers are already starting tosmell.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Wow, guys, I don't smell.
Well, this just means you'reused to it, Anyways so, brittany
, that's not a good idea.
So Brittany, brittany, bitch,yeah.
So Brittany, brittany, poorBrittany, is fucking crazy she
is.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wasn't there a story about a coat hanger?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
yes, yes it's not a coat hanger, but the procedure
okay, so what do y'all want toknow?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
probably none of it.
You brought it up.
I figured you were goingsomewhere with it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I hate y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
For God's sake, I have no interest.
All I see is you, you,literally told me, save it for
the podcast earlier.
Well, yeah, do you havesomething entertaining to say
about it?
Entertain me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Okay, all right, I am Justin's top fan, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, you'd be the bottom but the biggest, I
probably would be there for it.
I would be there for any of it.
Okay, very attracted to justinobsessed.
Obsessed is like not evendoesn't matter no, that was
never even adds to the debonairanyway, guys.
Um, probably smells likemahogany.
Are we talking about?
Am I talking?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I don't know.
Keep, keep going.
That's your podcast, you go.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Let's roll, Justin's number one fan Love him, right.
So I go into the book with likethe mindset of like fuck you,
Brittany, why would you talkabout my man like that?
There's no way he was a pieceof shit, right?
I come out the book fuckingheartbroken for Brittany and
like what the fuck Justin likevery sad written exactly how she
(23:08):
needed it to.
She won right, so I don't know.
I don't know guys she had avery she had a very hard life.
From what she writes and, yes,definitely money no stop money
power yeah but she didn't everown her power.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I was going to say the whole conservatorship.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, the conservatorship was really bad.
It was really fucking bad.
He made her go to.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
AA meetings.
She said she never had aproblem with drugs.
I don't know if we buy that Idon't buy it.
She said she liked Adderall.
She said she was on Prozac fromvery young, but that doesn't
mean you have a problem withthem.
I've been on fucking whateverZoloft before.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, like Prozac, you're not going to take for
funsies Adderall.
People take unprescribedbecause people are dumb.
I think that she's got someother shit going on because her.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
She's black bowler, I think let's be honest right?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
If you say, yeah, I like Adderall, you've probably
got a problem with Adderall.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, no, she definitely abused it before.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
That's coming from someone who's prescribed
Adderall, I wouldn't say I likeit.
I say, oh, I take it so I canfunction right.
Yeah, but if I'm like, oh, yeah, I like Adderall, like you
probably have a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's probably not Adderall Anyway, and you're
getting it from the dude on thecorner, so it's probably just
some kind of she just had areally rough life y'all, and she
did have a smotion.
I was thinking the same thingOne of those what she had a
procedure to remove the fetus.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, she took pills, so this is according to the
yeah, According to the book, shenobody knew about it.
Her assistant went and got thepills.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
She took them.
She can fuck whatever orwhoever after the show.
What you got to do, what yougot to do.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No Groupies, listen, we're talking about potentially
Justin's baby, which we don'tknow if we buy that either.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
but I could 100% see it.
I mean, I could 100% see it, Icould see it.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
but her whole thing about saying like oh, justin
pressured me into the abortionlike bitch.
You make your own decisions.
You make your own decisions atthe end of the day.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
No, she the fuck didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's very true.
She never does.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's true.
Why wouldn't Justin bag it up?
Bag what up?
Yeah, condoms.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Why wouldn't he?
You would think he would haveenough sense to like oh I'm at
the beginning of my goddamncareer, I shouldn't be just
nutting in hoes.
Slap that dick.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I mean no one likes to, so no one does.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
What bag it up?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I mean, I'm two kids later, so right, I mean
yeah, so like it's, it's a it'sa rough comparison when you've
been married for over a decade.
Right, right?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
well.
So all I know is is if I everwas pregnant, yeah, no, that
shit's not saying like you'regonna have a food baby fits
right in like if, if I, if I waswelcome to the club of
degenerates.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Okay, so like no chance.
But what do you mean?
But I'm talking about theirstatus obviously I'm a dude.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, at any age if I was a woman and I was pregnant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no,no, no, no we're going, but now
we're going.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I'm not even from no kids.
I'm, I'm.
I don't know how I feel aboutthat.
I feel like I'm too selfishwith my time, but I know, if I
was a woman no, no fucking way.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
OK, but that's not what we're.
I mean, it's a little bit ofwhat we're talking about, but
we're talking about what we'retalking about we're talking
about britney and justin, guys,they were a huge deal back then.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, and okay.
Anyway, moving on, when he hadthe denim yes, the denim suit,
she talked about that.
Yeah, she talked about that.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So, long story short.
Supposedly he pressured herwhatever.
They got the pills.
She went in the bathroom, shetook the pills.
She was like in pain all day.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
He serenaded her like it was a whole fucking thing
Okay, According to the bookAnyway guys, I have a crazy ex.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Anyway, guys.
So she also wrote about thebreakup, and he did her wrong
there too, and I just feeleverybody always does.
Allegedly yeah it is a lot ofallegedly.
And I went to my best friend'shouse this weekend and she was
like, well, she just wrote abook.
A lot, so I wouldn't take itseriously.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, she wrote.
She wrote a book to make money.
Brittany needs needs to getsome of that conservatorship
money back.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
She needs to keep her house.
The conservatorship was reallybad.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, it was fucked up.
It was really bad.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's a wonky situation, but For 13 years she
was controlled every move shemade.
I know she's really fucking sad.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Okay, just saying.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It doesn't mean I trust the things you wrote.
My point is at the end of thebook.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
My best friend asked me he is like are you team,
justin or team?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
britney now and I was like team apathy, team apathy,
I'm kind of team.
I'm kind of team britney,because I just feel so fucking
bad for her.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
She was dealt a really bad hand at every turn.
Everyone she trusted fuckingtook advantage of her.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, and it's just that's just that world, though
everyone in that business does I?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
still fucking love Justin and I actually was just
discussing when he goes on tour.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm gonna get he's canceling dates, yo, because of
your girl Brittany.
If and when he goes on tour.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I wanted to buy VIP and I wanted him to sign my arm
and I wanted to get a tattoothat's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I love him, I sign my arm and I wanted to get a
tattoo.
That's so fucking weird.
I love you.
I know people do that I stillfind it really strange.
We don't want.
Yeah Well, I don't know.
I've seen some bad ones.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
There's a red, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
There was old as him Fucking, attacking.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I mean, are you going to say, are you saying, I'm not
going to be attacked at somepoint today Because I'm sure?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I think that's been flowing pretty well Exactly the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Exactly.
Anyway, guys, all right, Ithink I'm done for a while.
Yeah, I don't know about that?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, no, no, keep it, keep it All right.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
So what we've learned is that Bobo reads sad girl
stories and smart.
While drinking wine and fingerbanging.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I wasn't doing that at the same time.
I still had to go get my kids.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
So no wine was involved.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No wine was involved.
Why?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
is my steering wheel sticky.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You know why.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Guys, I was at home.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But you had to go get it yeah, I took a shower after
you got dirty.
Huh, that was a good book.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I didn't say that you didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I don't know how we always get to here.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You make it here go back, listen to the audio.
There's a clear path.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well, I guess the only fucking girls that ever
made money on their fame had tofucking be slutty, so maybe
that's where I'm at she's likein the woods, crying but the
fact is that she is more famousthan her.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Monica no.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Monica has a ran for president.
She's in every rap song.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's true.
It rhymes with so much whatMonica?
I definitely knew who MonicaLewinsky was before I knew who
Hillary Clinton was.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Generational gap there.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, given that that happened before you were born.
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
We're in the presence of a baby.
You know I've made the 30th.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All I'm hearing is you guys are too old.
Like old man yells at clouds.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
No, no, I get it.
It's weird, given that, yeah acouple of years ago, seven years
ago, one of them was runningfor president, while one of them
and then she cried in the woods.
That's fucking weird what'scrying in the woods.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What's this about Hillary?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
went in the.
What do you mean?
That was a whole fucking thing.
She like went in the woods.
What's this about?
Hillary went in the.
What do you, what do you mean?
That was a whole fucking thing.
She like went in the woods andcried what after the uh?
Yeah, after she lost to Trumpwhat?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
that's the first time I'm hearing it bring up your
Q&A on site, please.
I'm curious, I don't know.
I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Hillary in the woods crying.
She's crying like a witch.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Burn her.
Her tampon was too small.
That's just where the Hillaryin the woods crying.
She's crying like a witch.
Burn her.
That's just where the emailserver was.
That's just where the emailserver was.
She just had to go delete it.
It's Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Hiking.
A day after conceding USelection, went for a hike with
her husband near their New Yorkhome, hugging a supporter and
exchanging.
Yeah, she was in the woods, shelike did an interview.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, she's like she went for a walk in the woods.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah, there's a fucking picture I didn't make it
up.
Well, that's okay.
She was so sad that she lost.
She was just so sad.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She should be sad that she robbed Bernie of the
chance.
Yeah, that's more accurate.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I really don't want to go politics, not when things
are the way they are.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But the fact is she didn't flash her tits to become
famous.
Who did Well?
She's saying every woman didWell.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
her fucking husband cheated on her, so maybe she
should have flashed some tits.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
She just set back womanhood.
You know fucking decades.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh, come on guys.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I was saying, maybe I bring up sex so that I can be
popular.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That's what I was trying to say.
You've got to be better at it.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Better at sex, what?
Try yourself.
She's great.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I've never complained .
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Anyway, guys, yeah, this is why Anyway, guys yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
This is why we invite her.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, like a babo, babo baboing.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Just being myself, you're actually reaching for the
fire extinguisher, the force isnot with you, Padawan.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know how that works.
Right, you set your cans downand you get your ass up.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
That sucks.
Do we need to go for a drink?
Run, yeah, okay, well Hit itintern, guys.
That's this week's episode ofthe full fucking Pelican thing.
We'll see you next time, guys.
Wow, bye, bye, bye.
it's time for full pelican prepare yourself for
some fucking creepiness.
What time is it?
I said it was full pelican time.
Bitch, fucking, do it.
I don't hear your shit.
What?
now I gotta sit on it what didyou get that picture I sent you?
I did awesome.
I got onto it, awesome.
Probably should know.
(00:23):
I don't know.
Bobo, what's poppin'?
Welcome back to Full Pelican.
We got Bobo Back from the dead.
Yeah, bobo.
Well, I've been back from thedead for a long time.
You were the original.
What is dead may never die, andI am Christ.
There we go.
So Youngin needs a name I.
(00:45):
I nominate simon, simon, simonall right, simon okay, I'm so
gonna forget all it does.
Give us.
Give us room for some.
Simon says shit down the line,but in my head I was like, yeah,
yes, I didn't certainly yeahthis is on my diet right totally
(01:06):
gluten free you ever donesomething and immediately regret
it?
Fuck you, I haven't done, boboonly one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Two people have I had to correct myself whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm looking around the room suspiciously.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean, do we count myself, because there's three.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You don't find it hot .
As a motherfucker, I mean,you've been fucking yourself for
years now.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
New studio, new box.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Holy shit, it was in 70-something.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I mean it says it's 65 in here and I don't trust
that Bullshit.
Yeah, it's not so much shit.
I'm not laying cranking down.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Don't be scared, Bobbin.
Yeah, that'll do it Whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey, I found it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I hope you don't like anything that comes out of me,
because you're getting it fullof fucking force.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, that's not the best spot for me.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, it's like you can't turn the Can you?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, you can change the direction of the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you can hear the fuck out of that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, you can hear the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That is going more directly into it.
No, worse.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
New studio who does.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Awful.
Okay, I'm so excited to be back.
All right, oh shit, we're herein the wind tunnel.
Yeah, I'm going to be reallycold really quick.
Yeah, it works.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it does work, I can set it back to auto and
then just cut off.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, and you turn the fan on.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I mean, yeah, we're going to have to work some shit.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You said it's on-on.
Yeah, like the fan's going tokeep blowing.
What?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
happens when it's on auto.
Do we know anything about it?
Absolutely nothing, because itsays it's 65 in here.
What's?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
that.
Look at that.
It was an off in the middle,you dink Cool.
I didn't touch that knob no,the left one the left one, the
left one, where it says on andon.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Are we really leaving him to this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Quality audio we're on this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Have some fucking wind noise, here you go.
Have some of that.
Good lord, have mercy Anyway.
I gotta fix my mic, simon'sgonna talk and I'm not gonna
hear shit from him.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I know that sucks.
How does it feel to be the newguy?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I didn't know there was gonna be a rush.
No microphones, a rush.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This has been planned for four weeks yeah, for the
four of us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, he called me weeks ago and was like we need
you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I love you and you're such a quality podcaster.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I know he didn't say that shit, Because I don't think
he considers any of us qualityShit.
I'm not quality.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's kind of the point.
This is like the bottom of thefucking barrel.
When you're drunk and bored,this is what you're going to
listen to.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I feel like I have to apologize after every episode.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I owe everyone an apology, for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Walk out and just start apologizing to people in
the street.
I'm sorry I did that.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, you're supposed to change your apologies to
thank yous, or at least womenare.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What Self-help?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
bullshit.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
All right, here we go .
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Explain this bullshit , because women always say oh my
God, I'm sorry.
I women always say oh my God,I'm sorry, I'm late.
Oh my God, I'm sorry I'm this.
Oh my God, I'm sorry, I'memotional, but instead I mean
you should apologize if you'relate.
No, you say thank you forwaiting for me.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Nah, fuck that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That way you're not apologizing for your goddamn
existence.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well if you say sorry , then you're starting off the
interaction with like oh yeah,sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I did something wrong , whereas if you say thank you
for waiting for me, which youdeserve, I deserve a thank you
for waiting for me, because youshould have been ready.
How about?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
go fuck yourself.
How's that?
How about I'm good?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
on that.
I'm so good on that whatfucking yourself all of the
above.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So what we learned earlier is that oh, Bala, I need
you to open your phone.
Stop dicking around with yourfucking mic, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's always yeah, you're losing your fucking nuts,
do you have?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
a set of Allen keys on you, like in your box of
tools, I might.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You have a box of tools.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You don't seem like you would have a box of tools.
Anyway, continue.
Well, you're going to need tolook something up, because
otherwise it's not going to makesense context-wise.
It's what tickled me the fuckright up.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I love when you say something tickles you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It tickled me internally bro.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It tickles me internally, bro, it tickles me
when you say something ticklesyou.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Wow, that's some like tickle-ception.
I think we might have made amistake.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh my God, I'm so much better than Brown.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's recorded, get that out.
I mean, I guess it remains tobe seen if she's wrong.
That's true, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I've already brought more to the fucking table, so
what do you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
mean Because you're larger than he is, but that's
not the point.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's not goddamn true.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, it's not true.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I've lost 30 pounds, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You're saying he's not like real thin?
No oh.
You didn't see that pictureplus I got TNA, so I'll show you
anyway, this is going to be cutanyway so anyway, yeah, so get
your shit connected, since we're, you know, waiting for you to
figure out technical detailsbeen waiting for you all fucking
day because that's how thatworked, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I was ready.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I was here at 9 okay, so you know hex or not yeah,
anyway, I was here at 9, okay,so you know, hex or not, yeah
anyway let's just fucking havesilence now.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah we're just watching you can talk while I
connect talk about what we'rewaiting to finish the topic what
are?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
we having to look up?
Well, we're gonna wait tillDinglefuck gets his shit
together.
Dinglefire, dinglefuck gets hisshit together.
Dinglefuck Trying to do allthis stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Which one's us.
I took the picture.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
H4NJ.
Good lord, have mercy, the onewith the best signal, and it's
got that fucked up password thatI was able to copy from the
picture.
So thank you, apple, for makingit so I can tap on text in a
fucking picture.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, we're still anti-Apple, aren't we?
Who you?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, why I don't?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
know I felt like you were.
Who was?
No, I'm sorry, that was Brown.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Actually he switched yeah he switched?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Ah, yeah, he did.
He switched a long time ago.
I know that because I gave himone Sorry it's been three years
I've been in a fucking bubblewhere all I do is breastfeed and
change shit diapers, my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Way to bring the podcast down.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm just saying .
I mean it's better now hesleeps in his bed.
He's not breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And then your kid too .
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Things are all better .
Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, that's Working overtime at Crayola the green
ones, you guys.
I get an employee discount.
It tastes like apple.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh, okay, I got a top , a quick one, oh no.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Finish your first one .
Well, we're waiting on JingleFuck as in you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well then you go ahead and do you boo-boo.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
They make bras that make you look like you have big
nipples.
Now Kim Kardashian issponsoring them.
Yeah, it's true, yes, my sister, my sister sent it to me and
she said your nipples arefinally trending.
So she told me.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So we've learned something about baba.
We are.
So I I didn't know that we were.
We were working on, uh, rubbingout some pencil etchings, but
but I mean, hey, man, yeah, sonow they're into that shit, now
they're a thing.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I don't.
I mean, if you're going to, ifyou so.
These are for the like flatnipple crowd, that because if
you wear a shirt with no brayour nipples show typically.
But I'm guessing this is forthe crowd where that doesn't
happen.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then they have to put on a bra with fake nipples
in it.
See, I think I can't relate, soI'm asking have tos?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
is a is a is a right.
Well, if they want that, lookof like hey, my nipples are here
right, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's fucking weird.
It seems like an unnecessaryproduct.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Right correct, that's , I guess my point.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's like you know what I want to.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I want people to look at my tits, right, right.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But it's literally like I have a hard time not
looking at a nipple that'spoking out.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Look, this is the nipple there.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's going on beneath there?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's a lot happening.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's a lot happening.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's like a whole nipple bra.
It's like a bra with a marblein the front.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's very strange.
Here's a picture of the actualbra.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's really distracting, is what it is.
I was going to say there's aface there.
She said bitch, this is thecaption.
She said bitch, your bignipples are finally a trend.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's what she said, but I don't.
This is the caption.
She said bitch, your bignipples are finally a trend.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's what she said, yeah, but I don't wear clothes
like that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't wear big nipples, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know, mine are kind of normal right now,
but I don't know when it getscold.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Everybody gets pokies .
Speaker 2 (10:16):
There's nothing wrong with pokies.
I don't know that you need toadvertise it, and that's my
point.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's like, do people not?
And then they buy that.
What can't you sell?
We've sold eyelashes.
We've sold asses in pants.
Like you can buy an ass now.
Now you can buy nipples, it'slike.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's all fucking lies , man.
I wouldn't trust anybody.
You never know anymore.
Wouldn't trust anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Like makeup's a lie.
So, Simon, are you dating likewould you be attracted to a
nipple?
Bra like is that something good.
Question because he's young andhe's still dating.
We're all fucking locked downand miserable.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm asking him we're still learning things about Bob.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I don't know if I saw someone with the nipple bra,
it's not like it would be.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Start that over, start that whole relay over it
sounds much better.
Imagine that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Here you are.
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The editors are going to have a pain in the ass going
through the different voices ona single channel.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yay, editors.
Good job Howard.
I don't work there anymore.
If I was out and someone hadvoices on a single channel, yay
editors Good job, Howard.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
If I was out and someone had one of the nipple
bras.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't know how I would.
Are you attracted to seeingsomebody's nipples before you
even take their shirt off?
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Can I see?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
your nipples please.
I'm from up north, soeverybody's always got hard
nipples Half the year.
My nipples are hard enough tocut diamonds.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right, but also half the year you're wearing a jacket
, so you're not going to know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Right, oh no you'll know, you'll know.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So what if you buy a nipple bra and you still have to
put on a sweater.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I just don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I still think it's a lie because it's like a push-up
bra.
It's going to imitate perkiness.
That may or may not exist.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I guess so, but I just don't.
I guess my point is I don'tunderstand why you want to show
people through a shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's the signal you're sending You're always
excited.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's not the only reason to pop out.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like a teenage kid getting random wood, it's
just a thing.
Nobody wants to know thatthough you wouldn't buy pants
that have like a half chub in it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
The fuck you wouldn't .
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah but, it's still a lie.
It's still a bullshit lie.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I think I would buy pants.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Turn the fuck around.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Are you ready to Google?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
yet To be fair.
I think I would buy a pair ofpants that had a big ass dick
print in them, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
All right, so moving on.
What are you going to say, chad?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Fucking Jesus.
I'm just watching this.
This is Patrick.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He tried to spill it again, fucking God.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
So wait?
This is why we can't.
Why don't you just help him?
No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
He's a sink or swim.
He's a sink or swim, clearlynot.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I mean, I had someone help me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Your dad would be so proud.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Of how his little girl turned out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's a song, yeah, but yes, I can Google now.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey, look at you Longest sober period of my life.
That's why.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I didn't bring my shit inside because there's not
enough room in this thing formultiple laptops?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, not really.
We might have to put the othertable up here and stretch.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, we need just two fucking TVs, one computer that
displays the mirrors on both, sothat anybody can look and see
them.
Anyway, guys, one back area,one back.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What is he googling?
Why are we making fun of Abbo?
Come on, get it over with.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh, we got.
I mean shit, I didn't make afull list.
Do I need to take a minute?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You should have prepared.
This has been in the books forfour weeks I don't know how many
times I gotta say that, if youwant to fucking make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm gonna start counting, at least once okay,
whatever, don't make fun of me.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Make fun of me, I don't care well, we're not make
funny, it's there's questions.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There's questions to be asked.
So.
So baba was talking a minuteago about how, how she's been
reading now and take, take the,take the.
Yeah it's being read to her bysomebody.
So we learned a couple ofthings.
One, fifty Shades of Grey, iswhat led to Child One.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That was the last book I was able to actually
physically read.
Picked up an audible habit.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Right Of which she's read a book.
Two books, all right.
How much is that a month?
16 bucks, yeah, for threecredits.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm probably going to cancel on it Anyway, and then
yeah, anyway, and then I'll justgo back to being dense.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We were so somewhere.
Back to it Back to it.
Never left Haven't even gottenout of driveway yet.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think I'll just stay home today.
I'm going to work from homePark this right here.
Get out of my fucking car, godrink Cheers, god damn.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Next time we record no alcohol but for you and I.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just to put up with you.
Absolutely not I will not bearriving.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now we know how to do it Good.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
She never made it out of the driveway again.
You will ask me to come here.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's not how that happened.
So Bobbo was the book thatshe's read on Audible because it
has been read to her.
It's a book that has been readto Bobbo on Audible Okay, it's
called Pen Pal.
So when you search for Pen Pal,make sure you include book and
you will immediately see whyBobbo read this book.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It was referred to me , by the way.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, I'm sure no.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm serious, I have the text.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So what's the cover you're seeing of that book?
I see like an ocean by JT,something-de-fuck JD JD.
Ocean by jt something defuck jd, jd, salinger, geisinger, jt
guys.
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So, unintentional, plug one, one second so add j jt
, you would call me to ask me tocome back, so that it's not on
record that you asked me to behere jt okay, so yeah, there it
is all right, hold on.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, no, this because it was a whole different
oh, look it's, it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Of course it is.
It's zero dollars on KindleUnlimited, you can get it for
eight bucks.
You're logged into, I am pulledup the app, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So, which means this is in my browsing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Because I'm meeting the seller Five star rating.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Good job, Miss Danielle.
What.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh, Danielle.
Danielle made the review OK.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, what?
Oh?
Danielle made the review.
Okay, she's selling it so goodon you.
Free plugs.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
JT.
So I need you to look at thecover of this book.
I'm staring at it FuckingTherastrap, yeah, Like that dude
has a fucking 18-pack.
It looks like if you type hotguy into AI that's what it spits
out.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
AI generated.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And I'm fine with that.
There was a lot of actualsubstance in the book, I swear.
Yeah, I was afraid there was.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Were you driving down bumpy roads a lot.
While you were reading it, shezerted Deb up.
There's so many puddles.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's what it was.
She squirted substance all overthe cover.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
She almost squirted substance all over the cover.
She almost squirted substanceall over the fucking table.
I'm just remembering no way.
So why is it you only read ladyporn books?
That's not the only book.
I've read Britney Spears memoirlady porn, the woman in me I
just want to point out Pin.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Pal has a two star rating, not according to this.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I enjoyed it thoroughly, that's the seller.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's the book.
He's got four stars, I guess.
With all of the shirtlessthat's here he needs a
half-punch pair of pants.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
He doesn't need it, does he?
No, dude's got an 18-pack.
He could be rocking a fuckingmicro dick.
He's not, and somebody shouldbe happy with it, because
they're like look at him.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's a liar.
He wasn't, though Not in thebook.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The first sentence of the summary is the first letter
arrived the day after myhusband was buried.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hell yeah, dude, Dude .
Okay, it was really good.
Can I give you a synopsis?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Because it was actually really fucking good I
got enough, he's a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, no, no, no, he's a prison pen pal.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We are living up some real fucking, some real life
fantasies.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay, no, no, no, these are not fantasies for me.
It was a fucking book.
They are now Somebody referredit to me, whatever the fuck I'm
trying to say.
Yes, she receives letters, butthen she also meets this guy and
you don't connect the dotsuntil the very end.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Spoilers, by the way yeah nobody's reading this it's
being read to them while theymasturbate in the car.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Don't fucking call me out.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I was in the car, oh this is why she was invited back
.
For the time you'll admit.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I mean hey, hey, hey I was not in the car.
I'm gonna get a little crank itup.
You know I didn't say thateither everybody, just kind of
happened.
Were you doing?
Laundry when you were no, I wasjust, I was just at home.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I think I just you know, we're not gonna go there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
um, I'm telling you about the book because you
already did we get it, we get it.
We're not going to go there.
I'm telling you about the bookBecause you already did we get
it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We're not shaming you for pounding one out, because I
mean shit, everybody pounds itout and if you don't, you
fucking start.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, so those are rookie numbers, not right now.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
No, not right now.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's really fucking good.
She thinks she's being haunted.
She thinks she's being haunted.
She thinks her husband drowned,and like the whole book you're
thinking like that's kind ofweird.
And she keeps seeing thesepeople and you don't think
they're really there.
And then she fucks the guy.
And then she comes back homeand then she gets letters and
turns out that the letters arefrom the guy and she is actually
(20:02):
dead too, because what happenedis her husband didn't drown, he
killed them both.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Spoilers.
I told you there were spoilers.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
He killed them both and she's dead the whole time
and it was like a mind explosionat the end it's a reverse sex
scene.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It was really fucking good, but they were dead
fucking.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
There was lots and lots of sex scenes, but that's
not what the book was about.
No, no, no, there was lots ofthem.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yes, it was you guys.
You guys, it's like readingPlayboy for the articles.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing they're theonly pages that aren't stuck, so
you have to.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, so I've Do.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I say this I'm not going to say it yes do it, no
you.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I've read Fifty Shades.
This was the first time I'velistened to a fucking smut book
and I was like what the fuck is?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
happening.
Tell me it had a foley artistin the back.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
A what?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
No, absolutely not.
No, like a slow clap in theback of the room.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, so that whole thing about having to rush to
get home, that was absolutelyLike a bang went out on the ones
and twos.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
As we get home, smells like shame in here.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I actually asked him first are you going to be home
early?
No, okay, cool Okay fuck on one.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Take it away from him .
I didn't take shit away.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Didn't know you were going to the seafood market.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Anyway, guys, Brittany's memoir.
Oh, we're moving on quickly.
Done with this conversation.
Do we need to really?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
talk about that anymore.
I mean, it's entertaining but Iguess, otherwise we're just
going to get repetitive.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We don't need.
It's a lot for me.
Fingers are already starting tosmell.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Wow, guys, I don't smell.
Well, this just means you'reused to it, Anyways so, brittany
, that's not a good idea.
So Brittany, brittany, bitch,yeah.
So Brittany, brittany, poorBrittany, is fucking crazy she
is.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wasn't there a story about a coat hanger?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
yes, yes it's not a coat hanger, but the procedure
okay, so what do y'all want toknow?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
probably none of it.
You brought it up.
I figured you were goingsomewhere with it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I hate y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
For God's sake, I have no interest.
All I see is you, you,literally told me, save it for
the podcast earlier.
Well, yeah, do you havesomething entertaining to say
about it?
Entertain me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Okay, all right, I am Justin's top fan, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, you'd be the bottom but the biggest, I
probably would be there for it.
I would be there for any of it.
Okay, very attracted to justinobsessed.
Obsessed is like not evendoesn't matter no, that was
never even adds to the debonairanyway, guys.
Um, probably smells likemahogany.
Are we talking about?
Am I talking?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I don't know.
Keep, keep going.
That's your podcast, you go.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Let's roll, Justin's number one fan Love him, right.
So I go into the book with likethe mindset of like fuck you,
Brittany, why would you talkabout my man like that?
There's no way he was a pieceof shit, right?
I come out the book fuckingheartbroken for Brittany and
like what the fuck Justin likevery sad written exactly how she
(23:08):
needed it to.
She won right, so I don't know.
I don't know guys she had avery she had a very hard life.
From what she writes and, yes,definitely money no stop money
power yeah but she didn't everown her power.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I was going to say the whole conservatorship.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, the conservatorship was really bad.
It was really fucking bad.
He made her go to.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
AA meetings.
She said she never had aproblem with drugs.
I don't know if we buy that Idon't buy it.
She said she liked Adderall.
She said she was on Prozac fromvery young, but that doesn't
mean you have a problem withthem.
I've been on fucking whateverZoloft before.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, like Prozac, you're not going to take for
funsies Adderall.
People take unprescribedbecause people are dumb.
I think that she's got someother shit going on because her.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
She's black bowler, I think let's be honest right?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
If you say, yeah, I like Adderall, you've probably
got a problem with Adderall.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, no, she definitely abused it before.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
That's coming from someone who's prescribed
Adderall, I wouldn't say I likeit.
I say, oh, I take it so I canfunction right.
Yeah, but if I'm like, oh, yeah, I like Adderall, like you
probably have a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's probably not Adderall Anyway, and you're
getting it from the dude on thecorner, so it's probably just
some kind of she just had areally rough life y'all, and she
did have a smotion.
I was thinking the same thingOne of those what she had a
procedure to remove the fetus.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, she took pills, so this is according to the
yeah, According to the book, shenobody knew about it.
Her assistant went and got thepills.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
She took them.
She can fuck whatever orwhoever after the show.
What you got to do, what yougot to do.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No Groupies, listen, we're talking about potentially
Justin's baby, which we don'tknow if we buy that either.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
but I could 100% see it.
I mean, I could 100% see it, Icould see it.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
but her whole thing about saying like oh, justin
pressured me into the abortionlike bitch.
You make your own decisions.
You make your own decisions atthe end of the day.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
No, she the fuck didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's very true.
She never does.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's true.
Why wouldn't Justin bag it up?
Bag what up?
Yeah, condoms.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Why wouldn't he?
You would think he would haveenough sense to like oh I'm at
the beginning of my goddamncareer, I shouldn't be just
nutting in hoes.
Slap that dick.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I mean no one likes to, so no one does.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
What bag it up?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I mean, I'm two kids later, so right, I mean
yeah, so like it's, it's a it'sa rough comparison when you've
been married for over a decade.
Right, right?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
well.
So all I know is is if I everwas pregnant, yeah, no, that
shit's not saying like you'regonna have a food baby fits
right in like if, if I, if I waswelcome to the club of
degenerates.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Okay, so like no chance.
But what do you mean?
But I'm talking about theirstatus obviously I'm a dude.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, at any age if I was a woman and I was pregnant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no,no, no, no we're going, but now
we're going.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I'm not even from no kids.
I'm, I'm.
I don't know how I feel aboutthat.
I feel like I'm too selfishwith my time, but I know, if I
was a woman no, no fucking way.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
OK, but that's not what we're.
I mean, it's a little bit ofwhat we're talking about, but
we're talking about what we'retalking about we're talking
about britney and justin, guys,they were a huge deal back then.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, and okay.
Anyway, moving on, when he hadthe denim yes, the denim suit,
she talked about that.
Yeah, she talked about that.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So, long story short.
Supposedly he pressured herwhatever.
They got the pills.
She went in the bathroom, shetook the pills.
She was like in pain all day.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
He serenaded her like it was a whole fucking thing
Okay, According to the bookAnyway guys, I have a crazy ex.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Anyway, guys.
So she also wrote about thebreakup, and he did her wrong
there too, and I just feeleverybody always does.
Allegedly yeah it is a lot ofallegedly.
And I went to my best friend'shouse this weekend and she was
like, well, she just wrote abook.
A lot, so I wouldn't take itseriously.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, she wrote.
She wrote a book to make money.
Brittany needs needs to getsome of that conservatorship
money back.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
She needs to keep her house.
The conservatorship was reallybad.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, it was fucked up.
It was really bad.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's a wonky situation, but For 13 years she
was controlled every move shemade.
I know she's really fucking sad.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Okay, just saying.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It doesn't mean I trust the things you wrote.
My point is at the end of thebook.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
My best friend asked me he is like are you team,
justin or team?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
britney now and I was like team apathy, team apathy,
I'm kind of team.
I'm kind of team britney,because I just feel so fucking
bad for her.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
She was dealt a really bad hand at every turn.
Everyone she trusted fuckingtook advantage of her.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, and it's just that's just that world, though
everyone in that business does I?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
still fucking love Justin and I actually was just
discussing when he goes on tour.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm gonna get he's canceling dates, yo, because of
your girl Brittany.
If and when he goes on tour.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I wanted to buy VIP and I wanted him to sign my arm
and I wanted to get a tattoothat's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I love him, I sign my arm and I wanted to get a
tattoo.
That's so fucking weird.
I love you.
I know people do that I stillfind it really strange.
We don't want.
Yeah Well, I don't know.
I've seen some bad ones.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
There's a red, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
There was old as him Fucking, attacking.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I mean, are you going to say, are you saying, I'm not
going to be attacked at somepoint today Because I'm sure?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I think that's been flowing pretty well Exactly the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Exactly.
Anyway, guys, all right, Ithink I'm done for a while.
Yeah, I don't know about that?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, no, no, keep it, keep it All right.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
So what we've learned is that Bobo reads sad girl
stories and smart.
While drinking wine and fingerbanging.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I wasn't doing that at the same time.
I still had to go get my kids.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
So no wine was involved.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No wine was involved.
Why?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
is my steering wheel sticky.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You know why.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Guys, I was at home.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But you had to go get it yeah, I took a shower after
you got dirty.
Huh, that was a good book.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I didn't say that you didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I don't know how we always get to here.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You make it here go back, listen to the audio.
There's a clear path.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well, I guess the only fucking girls that ever
made money on their fame had tofucking be slutty, so maybe
that's where I'm at she's likein the woods, crying but the
fact is that she is more famousthan her.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Monica no.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Monica has a ran for president.
She's in every rap song.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's true.
It rhymes with so much whatMonica?
I definitely knew who MonicaLewinsky was before I knew who
Hillary Clinton was.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Generational gap there.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, given that that happened before you were born.
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
We're in the presence of a baby.
You know I've made the 30th.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All I'm hearing is you guys are too old.
Like old man yells at clouds.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
No, no, I get it.
It's weird, given that, yeah acouple of years ago, seven years
ago, one of them was runningfor president, while one of them
and then she cried in the woods.
That's fucking weird what'scrying in the woods.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What's this about Hillary?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
went in the.
What do you mean?
That was a whole fucking thing.
She like went in the woods.
What's this about?
Hillary went in the.
What do you, what do you mean?
That was a whole fucking thing.
She like went in the woods andcried what after the uh?
Yeah, after she lost to Trumpwhat?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
that's the first time I'm hearing it bring up your
Q&A on site, please.
I'm curious, I don't know.
I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Hillary in the woods crying.
She's crying like a witch.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Burn her.
Her tampon was too small.
That's just where the Hillaryin the woods crying.
She's crying like a witch.
Burn her.
That's just where the emailserver was.
That's just where the emailserver was.
She just had to go delete it.
It's Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Hiking.
A day after conceding USelection, went for a hike with
her husband near their New Yorkhome, hugging a supporter and
exchanging.
Yeah, she was in the woods, shelike did an interview.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, she's like she went for a walk in the woods.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah, there's a fucking picture I didn't make it
up.
Well, that's okay.
She was so sad that she lost.
She was just so sad.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She should be sad that she robbed Bernie of the
chance.
Yeah, that's more accurate.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I really don't want to go politics, not when things
are the way they are.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But the fact is she didn't flash her tits to become
famous.
Who did Well?
She's saying every woman didWell.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
her fucking husband cheated on her, so maybe she
should have flashed some tits.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
She just set back womanhood.
You know fucking decades.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh, come on guys.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I was saying, maybe I bring up sex so that I can be
popular.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That's what I was trying to say.
You've got to be better at it.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Better at sex, what?
Try yourself.
She's great.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I've never complained .
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Anyway, guys, yeah, this is why Anyway, guys yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
This is why we invite her.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, like a babo, babo baboing.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Just being myself, you're actually reaching for the
fire extinguisher, the force isnot with you, Padawan.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know how that works.
Right, you set your cans downand you get your ass up.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
That sucks.
Do we need to go for a drink?
Run, yeah, okay, well Hit itintern, guys.
That's this week's episode ofthe full fucking Pelican thing.
We'll see you next time, guys.
Wow, bye, bye, bye.
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