Funny Pair

2026 is the new 2016, pears! In this episode of Funny Pair, we’re throwing it all the way back and reliving a typical day in our high school lives. From the trends we followed and the outfits we swore were iconic, to the Vines that had us in a chokehold — nothing is safe from the nostalgia.

We even put ourselves to the test with a Vine mini-game to see just how many we can still remember. Then we dive into what we were watching on Y...

Back for another season, Funny Pair kicks off Season 3 by catching you up on everything that's been happening during our not so brief break. In this first episode, we’re talking about how the year has started for us—highs, lows, and absolute chaos included. Briahna shares the wild (and very real) story of getting robbed, while Madeleine introduces a book-themed gift that launches her on the Quest of 12: a bookish fantasy journ...

Happy Birthday, Madeleine! In this extra-cozy episode, we’re celebrating Madeleine’s birthday and our undying love for the Christmas season the only way we know how—by ranking our top Christmas movies. From Elf and The Santa Clause to White Christmas, The Grinch and The Polar Express, join us as we rank 16 holiday classics and give our reasoning for why the movies land where they do.

Then we take a sleigh ride down memory lane, shar...

Some friendships change you… for good. This episode of Funny Pair floats straight out of Oz as we dive deep into everything that made Wicked: For Good unforgettable. We talk favorite songs, shocking twists, blink-and-you-miss-it Easter eggs, and the moments that stayed with us long after the credits rolled. From the power of sisterhood and unlikely friendships to the magic hidden in lyrics and lighting choices, we’re breaking down ...

Welcome to Funny Pair Dream Productions — where things get weird in the best way. In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the world of dreams.

We start by breaking down our personal dreamer profiles, talking about common themes, how vivid our dreams are, and just how strange they can get. Then we switch gears and explore the science behind dreaming. Why we dream, what’s actually happening in our brains, and what science says ou...

Happy Thanksgiving, Pears! We hope you all had an amazing holiday with family, friends, and way too much food.

In today’s episode, we’re finally figuring out who we are… or at least pretending to. First, we dive into the origins of our last names; where they come from, what they mean, and just how common (or rare) they are. Turns out surnames can be way more interesting than we thought.

Then we take it back to our childhood roots wit...

This week we dive into all things frisson. What is it? Who gets it? Why does it happen? We break down the science behind this shiver-inducing phenomenon, explore who experiences it, and then spill our own personal frisson triggers—everything from powerful instrumentals and iconic movie scenes to Madeleine’s newly discovered frisson-inducing audiobooks.

Then, in true Funny Pair fashion, because it wouldn’t be an episode without us ge...

It’s birthday time, pears! In this episode, we’re celebrating Brie’s birthday with an all-out birthday extravaganza! We kick things off by finding our celebrity birthday twins, then dive into a Fantasy Football–style draft featuring celebs who share our birth months. From there, we look back at some iconic pop culture birthday moments from history and wrap things up by designing our dream cakes (and yes, they’re truly the stuff of ...

Hello pears! Welcome back to another delightfully chaotic week of Funny Pair! What started as a totally normal plan for an episode quickly spiraled into pure British mayhem. We somehow ended up speaking in accents the entire time, got absolutely swizzled on tangents, and even found ourselves in a discussion over who would be who if we were French fries (or… chips, depending on which side of the pond you’re on).

Oh, and somewhere alo...

Class is now in session!

It’s the final episode of our spooky Halloween series, and to celebrate, we’re closing things out with another edition of Histor-TEA with Professor Brie. Today’s lesson: the infamous Salem Witch Trials. From how it all began to wild theories involving LSD and witch burnings, we’re diving deep into one of the most chilling (and tea-filled) moments in history. So grab your notebooks and your pumpkin spice latt...

This installment of our special Halloween episodes is extra special — because we’re finally together again, in the same orchard! And what better way to celebrate than by diving headfirst into a murder mystery? This week, we’re taking on Death at the Dive Bar, a Hunt A Killer–style investigation that puts us in the roles of FPI: Funny Pair Investigators. Our mission? Uncover who killed the bar’s owner and, of course, figure out why.

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This week marks episode three in our special Halloween edition episodes— which means we’re officially halfway through spooky season (sadly). To celebrate, we’re packing up our gear and heading out for a campfire edition of Funny Pair! Picture this: crackling fire, sticky s’mores, and two best friends trying to tell scary stories without screaming halfway through them.

From true hauntings deep in the woods to creepy folklore passed d...

Halloween episode number two in our spooky series for the month of October takes us back to 1927 — to one of the most chilling true crime cases in Los Angeles history: the kidnapping and murder of twelve-year-old Marion Parker. This shocking case gripped the nation with its twisted ransom plot and gruesome aftermath. Listener discretion is strongly advised, as this episode includes graphic descriptions of violence and autopsies.

But...

It’s October, and you know what that means—spooky season is officially here! We’re kicking off a full month of Halloween-themed episodes with something a little lighter: a nostalgic trip through our past costumes. From the ones that still make us laugh to the ones that maybe weren’t our best choices. We’re digging into the highlights and horrors of Halloweens gone by. We also sneak in a very brief but sweet history lesson on candy ...

We’re back with Part two of our Disney trip recap! This time we’re covering days 4, 5, and 6 of the trip, plus our journey home. From gorillas that remind Brie of her dad, to Madeleine’s full factory reset via throat punch, to some very questionable backwashing in our shared drink, this episode turned into a “let’s bully Madeleine” kind of thing (all with love, of course). We also try to figure out what in the world Junkanoo is, re...

We’re back! After a week in Disney, we’ve got so much to share with you. From our plane ride down, to our first steps in Orlando, and each magical day in the parks—there’s a lot to cover. That’s why this trip recap will be split into two parts.

In Part One, we’re diving into the first three days: Day 1 – Landing in Orlando, exploring Disney Springs, and catching the Hamilton anniversary in theaters. Day 2 – Kicking off the parks at ...

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, including murders and deaths. Listener discretion is advised.

Welcome back, pears! Today marks our very first Histor-TEA lesson with everyone’s favorite professor—Professor Brie. Grab your pencils, pens, and maybe even some sweet tea, because class is officially in session. Today’s topic? The legendary and bloody feud of the Hatfields and McCoys. From family rivalrie...

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying.

What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind,...

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) pers...