Funny Pair

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying.

What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind,...

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) pers...

We’re kicking off our brand-new series, Wandering the World Market, by hopping over to Greece—no passport required! We’ve got the basics covered: fun facts you didn’t know you needed, a messy and tea filled Olympic origin story full of ancient drama, and a peek into the culture that gave us philosophy and fierce Gods with attitude.

But we’re not stopping there. We’re diving fork-first into drool-worthy Greek food, talking fashion th...

In this National Friendship Day inspired episode, we’re putting our bond to the ultimate test with a series of challenges to test if we truly are best friends.

Round 1 kicks off with a classic bestie quiz—but let’s just say... we might need a refresher on each other’s lives (oops). Then, in Round 2, we attempt Memory Pictionary—drawing some of our most iconic moments and trying to guess what the heck the other is talking about. It’s...

We're back, Pears! Season 2 kicks off with a feral deep dive into KPop Demon Hunters — the newest movie that somehow manages to be equal parts savage, spicy, and socially relevant. From jaw-dropping fun facts and stats, to demon heartthrobs and unexpectedly heavy themes, we’re breaking it all down.

But of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a few chaotic tangents. Toward the end, we spiral completely out of control thanks...

In our season 1 finale, we’re taking you on a wild ride through the winding pathways of our imaginations, carried by a magical fairy guide deep into the world of Disney & Pixar’s Inside Out. 

We’ve built our very own personality islands, from Faith Island to Dreamscreen Island to Maker’s Island, and more. Each one reflecting the quirks, passions, and chaos that live rent-free in our brains. As always, we end with a classic Funny...

In celebration of the 4th of July, we're putting our patriotic pride to the test — literally. This week, we take on a U.S. history quiz to determine, once and for all, who’s the better American. It's best out of 10, and things get competitive fast. Along the way, we spiral into tangents (of course), tackle questions like “What is the economic system of the United States?” and “What year was the Declaration of Independence...

This week on Funny Pair, we're stepping into the chaotic, dramatic, and oddly relatable world of Reddit’s “Am I the Drama?” stories. From baby names to bridesmaid drama to brutal honesty about stinky feet, no topic is too off-limits for us. We’re giving our Funny Pair takes on stories like: is it wrong to refuse naming your baby after your dying soon-to-be sister-in-law? Or what about cutting a bridesmaid from the wedding part...

Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dream! 

In this special edition episode, we’re celebrating love, chaos, and happily ever after. Funny Pair’s very own fox, Madeleine, is celebrating her 3 year wedding anniversary TODAY! Naturally, we had to bring on our very first guest: Madeleine’s husband, Tyler. We dove deep into their magical Disney proposal by the wishing we...

This week on Funny Pair, we put our judgment hats on and asked the age-old question: is it normal… or nah? From oddly specific hygiene habits to bold public behavior choices, we gave our unfiltered takes on what’s socially acceptable and what is definitely not. Of course, we couldn’t stay on track if we tried—each “normal or nah” took us on a wild detour into unrelated territory. By the end of the episode, we had somehow managed to...

In this week’s episode, Madeleine and Briahna dive into their Instagram FYPs (For You Pages) and bring the chaos, comedy, and curiosity straight to the Pear Orchard. The duo kicks things off with a round of FYP roulette, where a dice roll decides how far they scroll before revealing and describing a randomly selected reel. Things take an unexpected turn when they discover “the Blend” feature—Instagram’s way of combining two FYP alg...

In this episode, we dive into the world of iconic duos and put our own friendship to the test—who’s the Chandler, and who’s the Joey? From animated classics to real-life bromances, we hilariously debate which one of us fits which role in famous pairs like Copper and Tod, Joy and Sadness, and yes… even Kevin Hart and The Rock (complete with our very best impressions). The episode kicks off in France, thanks to Madeleine’s *chef’s ki...

In this episode, we bare it all—literally—as we share the stories behind our scars. From dumb injuries to near pass-out moments in the kitchen fails, we cover the full spectrum of scar-worthy moments. We also dive into the more serious stuff—like the time a surgeon slit Briahna’s throat (medically, of course) and the unforgettable moment Madeleine basically mooned a doctor. 

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might reevaluate your...

Get ready for another wild ride of random questions with your favorite dynamic duo! This episode kicks off on a surprisingly deep note as we question the foundations of our friendship—do you even like me?—and try to figure out what we’d say if one of us pulled a full-on soap opera memory loss. (Spoiler: It’s probably not what you’d expect.) But don’t worry, things quickly spiral into classic Funny Pair chaos as we get into the trul...

This weekend was stacked with holidays, so naturally, we celebrated all three—Harry Potter Day, Star Wars Day, and Cinco de Mayo—in one chaotic, magical, intergalactic episode. First up: Harry Potter. We did a deep dive into our old Hogwarts house results (still Ravenclaws, obviously—brains AND baddies), explored our Patronuses, and then retook the tests to see if life had changed us. Spoiler: Madeleine may be in identity crisis mo...

We’re back with Part 2 of our two part special edition episode! This time, we continued our conversation with writing our own short stories inspired by an Instagram video prompt—because who doesn’t want a side of romance in a mystical realm? Maybe we should be authors!? Both of our tales take you on wildly different adventures, but somehow still include drama, love, and a touch of “OMG I’m literally crying right now.”

Then we shift ...

It’s our very first Special Edition episode—recorded in the same place, at the same time, with the same chaos. When we’re together, the tangents multiply like wild bunnies, and this episode is proof. We kick things off by surprising each other with fun facts that even we didn’t know about the other, leading to some shocking reveals (drama camp? math club? life-saving heroics??). Then we dive into the strange, hilarious, and slightl...

Once a Barbie girl, always a Barbie girl. Get ready to gallop straight into peak 2000s nostalgia with us — sparkles, drama, bad CGI animals and all. We each secretly picked two childhood faves to rewatch, then showed up armed with chaotic plot summaries, fun facts, and our favorite memories surrounding the films. 

Between royal identity swaps, island singalongs, and more dancing princesses than we could count, it’s safe to say the g...

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of ultimate embarrassment—the kind that haunts you at 2 AM and might just deserve its own origin story. From childhood chaos to adolescent horror, we’re digging through the vault of moments we wish we could forget. 

Things get a little unhinged when we create super-powered alter egos based on our most mortifying memories. We also reveal some confessions in our “we listen and we don...