Ep. 11: May the Patronus Be With You

This weekend was stacked with holidays, so naturally, we celebrated all three—Harry Potter Day, Star Wars Day, and Cinco de Mayo—in one chaotic, magical, intergalactic episode. First up: Harry Potter. We did a deep dive into our old Hogwarts house results (still Ravenclaws, obviously—brains AND baddies), explored our Patronuses, and then retook the tests to see if life had changed us. Spoiler: Madeleine may be in identity crisis mode. Then came an entirely improvised Harry Potter murder mystery, featuring a tragic loss (RIP Daddy Draco). We followed that with a quiz to test our wizarding knowledge... and Briahna got promptly humbled.

Next stop: Star Wars. We took a lightsaber color quiz (big personality moment), then sorted random Star Wars characters into Hogwarts houses because why not mash up fandoms while you're already deep in chaos. Another quiz followed—and let’s just say we wouldn’t survive Jedi training. To round everything out, be sure to stay tuned for the FPP After Show, where we re-lived that iconic night we got a little wasted at a Mexican restaurant and decided an escape room was a good idea.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!

Head to our Instagram for your chance to win fun merch items in our first ever Fruit Bowl Giveaway! Giveaway is open until December 17, 2025. Rules to enter on our page!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us

https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.com

Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

Our Handles:

Instagram: @funnypairpod

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981