Ep. 24: A "Metastasizing" Episode

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) personality breakdowns can be—this one’s for you.

We kick things off with the Enneagram test, which assigns you a number 1 through 9 to uncover your values, fears, and core motivations. Things get deep, fast. From there, we switch gears to the Myers-Briggs 16 Personalities test, seeing just how well it really lines up with who we are. And to top it all off, we unleash ChatGPT on ourselves for the ultimate roast session, where our personalities get shredded in the most despicable way possible. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, and does anybody know who VIB-G-YOR is?

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Enneagram Test: https://enneagramtest.com/ 

Myers-Briggs Test: https://www.16personalities.com/

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