Finding out Mum dated the Pope!?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Fider?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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edition of Double Nothing.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're going to play in about forty five minutes time
here at one. It to nine hot Tomato. So we
have a new post and his name is Pope Leo.
Post Yeah, post post? Did I say posted? I you
said post? Oh you're packing a list today? Am I? Sorry?
I also can't hear myself.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
My headphones are going in and out, so it's putting
off how I'm sounding. So I'm gonna take I'm gonna
take them out a right, sorry guys. Okay, So we
have a new pope and it's Pope Leo and he
apparently has always wanted to be in the church. But
there is this Instagram video go on viral and it's
of a girl zooming her family telling them that the

(00:56):
new pope is the person her mum was in a
situationship with when she was nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, okay, so what is a situationship? It's a it's
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's not quite a relationship because you're keen on each other,
but you're not quite together.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's not really a situation. Someone just about to be
told they're in the friend zone. Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's kind of what it is, all right. Okay, So
here is the response. It's church.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Say that she should go on the speakers to it.
Here's the thing, I'm not really quite sure if it's real.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
First of all, the pope is quite old, and the
lady that is the mom.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
She she doesn't look very old. And there is a trend.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, I think he was already I think he was
already mission doing the missionary thing in Peru. Okay, okay, right,
the world wants him to have dated her. Oh I
hear you.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I hear you. But I do research.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know if it's got to do with, you know,
having a background of journalism and you need to I
don't think they actually dated. But I came here for
the comments.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It sounded real to me. Oh it sounded great anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
So my mum's situationship with the pope is the most
twenty twenty five thing I will ever hear. Yes, you'll
never have it in any other generation, a breakup so
bad he became the pope God. This is my favorite
crossover of the modern digital age and the historical time
we live in. Another one is, well, she's going to

(02:50):
ever win two truths and a lie. You know that, Okay?
And then this is my favorite. Are you ready? He
was her holy Daddy before he was anyone else's holy father.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh no, that is that's just timeless. It's not real,
I promise you. I don't think it's real. Okay, I
wish it was