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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Australians love coffee, we know that, and Doritos have taken
it too far this time coffee flavored Dorito chips.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They do anything for a campaign, don't they.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look they've been all of them, they've been on a
bit of a roll and they get us every time
we start talking about it. So it's very clever marketing.
Now these coffee flavored chips are only here in Australia.
Even Americans have started talking about Dorito's down Under and
how they're doing all these crazy flavors because it's not
happening elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's just hell mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I wonder why here are they saying markets and no,
I think are we consuming not consuming enough for you?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I just reckon.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So our marketing team is cookie crazy here in Australia
and they're like, hey, look we did a couple of
weird flavors, went crazy, everyone's talking about it. Let's just
continue this gravy train. You and I know that's what
advertisers do social.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Media, but you'd think some American advertisers would have been
doing it for a long time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Maybe they're a little bit too conservative.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Two different ways, ladies and general, two different ways of describing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The same thing conservative anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So they've decided to bring out these Dorito's coffee flavored chips.
They're saying that it's three or four o'clock in the
afternoon thing, because they're like coffee shops shut at three
or four in the afternoon, and so they're saying, we're
going to fill that gap between Avo's and dinner with
a coffee pickup in the form of a chip. Now,
they're only releasing three hundred bags of it, so once again,
(01:22):
just a marketing thing. They're giving away twenty five a day.
They've been doing it since July third, and all you
have to do is go on to their Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And write why you're mad right now. So here's some
of the comments.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
People are I'm mad the Panther supporters won't shut up
about last year's Grand Final. Someone's written I'm mad for
my new guy. I'm so in love someone else, I'm
mad I don't have a bag of coffee flavored Dorito's
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm so mad I could eat a coffee delrito flavored horse.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
People are riding I'm mad, I'm not in Europe. I'm
mad I can't turn into a garden Gnome. I'm mad
I haven't married into money and I still have to work.
I'm mad my tax return is so small, so on
and so forth it goes on. I'm mad that I
have to pretend I'm mad just to win a packet
of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What do you think, though? What do you think they're
going to taste like? Since we probably I'm not entering this,
You're not entering this. This is the first Dorito's packet.
We're not going to be able to scoop to a
seven eleven and purchase or get uberman Jeff to buy
for us on his drive around the coast.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And we must say he does that out of kindness.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He does.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We don't even get him to do it. He's just
started doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He likes us to taste it and tell you, guys,
what it's like. What do you think it's going to
taste like? I'm strangely curious, but is it going to
be salty coffee?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is it just going to be coffee crunchy? Is it
going to be a crunchy, corny coffee flavored chip? Or
is it going to be a bit salty? Is it
going to be be mar May flavored?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Can you brew it?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Can you crush it up?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Can you make it a coffee?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's a way to break your coffee machine at work,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
More importantly, that's a way of getting a new coffee machep.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Do you think it's going to be any good? Do
you think it's going to be salty crunchy? Or is
it going to be just coffee crunchy?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Coffee and sweets? It works, coffee and savory. I don't
know that combo that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Isn't it? Terrym Sue?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah? Yeah? Coffee martini, espresso martini?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, give us a call right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
First of all, if maybe, if you're one of the
lucky people that have managed to get one.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But what should coffee be in? And what shouldn't it
be in? That's what I.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Want about other things like can we make stuff up? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel like it shouldn't be in a chip? Is
that fair?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I feel like coffee shouldn't be in a chip, But
it's more than welcome to be in cake.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But desserts are sweet. So yeah, it's already in some chocolates.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But maybe people are putting coffee in a spag bowl.
Like whenever we say what do you put VEGGI might
in pele spag bowl. Maybe someone's putting coffee and savory
stuff and we don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I've done this. It was from a recipe, so it
wasn't me just being doing freestyle cooking as sometimes I do.
Shut up, Rosy, she's still scarred from the nuts in
the spag bog coffee. Yeah, scraped and rubbed into steak.
(04:17):
Stop it. But it was from a recipe and where.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was it came up beautifully.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But you didn't really overly notice the coffee. Okay, you
don't need to lie about it. Yeah, I put so
much coffee in the actual steak.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Woke up for grabs at Sharaz Persian Restaurant. Enjoy a
scrumptious Maine meal with lunch, housewine, beer or soft drink
at Sharaz Persion for only twenty five bucks double five seven,
one one two nine.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What do you put coffee in? It's just it other
than just a cup.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, other than just a couple of day. Don't really
say a cup of coffee
Australians love coffee, we know that, and Doritos have taken
it too far this time coffee flavored Dorito chips.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They do anything for a campaign, don't they.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look they've been all of them, they've been on a
bit of a roll and they get us every time
we start talking about it. So it's very clever marketing.
Now these coffee flavored chips are only here in Australia.
Even Americans have started talking about Dorito's down Under and
how they're doing all these crazy flavors because it's not
happening elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's just hell mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I wonder why here are they saying markets and no,
I think are we consuming not consuming enough for you?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I just reckon.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So our marketing team is cookie crazy here in Australia
and they're like, hey, look we did a couple of
weird flavors, went crazy, everyone's talking about it. Let's just
continue this gravy train. You and I know that's what
advertisers do social.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Media, but you'd think some American advertisers would have been
doing it for a long time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Maybe they're a little bit too conservative.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Two different ways, ladies and general, two different ways of describing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The same thing conservative anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So they've decided to bring out these Dorito's coffee flavored chips.
They're saying that it's three or four o'clock in the
afternoon thing, because they're like coffee shops shut at three
or four in the afternoon, and so they're saying, we're
going to fill that gap between Avo's and dinner with
a coffee pickup in the form of a chip. Now,
they're only releasing three hundred bags of it, so once again,
(01:22):
just a marketing thing. They're giving away twenty five a day.
They've been doing it since July third, and all you
have to do is go on to their Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And write why you're mad right now. So here's some
of the comments.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
People are I'm mad the Panther supporters won't shut up
about last year's Grand Final. Someone's written I'm mad for
my new guy. I'm so in love someone else, I'm
mad I don't have a bag of coffee flavored Dorito's
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm so mad I could eat a coffee delrito flavored horse.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
People are riding I'm mad, I'm not in Europe. I'm
mad I can't turn into a garden Gnome. I'm mad
I haven't married into money and I still have to work.
I'm mad my tax return is so small, so on
and so forth it goes on. I'm mad that I
have to pretend I'm mad just to win a packet
of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What do you think, though? What do you think they're
going to taste like? Since we probably I'm not entering this,
You're not entering this. This is the first Dorito's packet.
We're not going to be able to scoop to a
seven eleven and purchase or get uberman Jeff to buy
for us on his drive around the coast.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And we must say he does that out of kindness.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He does.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We don't even get him to do it. He's just
started doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He likes us to taste it and tell you, guys,
what it's like. What do you think it's going to
taste like? I'm strangely curious, but is it going to
be salty coffee?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is it just going to be coffee crunchy? Is it
going to be a crunchy, corny coffee flavored chip? Or
is it going to be a bit salty? Is it
going to be be mar May flavored?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Can you brew it?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Can you crush it up?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Can you make it a coffee?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's a way to break your coffee machine at work,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
More importantly, that's a way of getting a new coffee machep.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Do you think it's going to be any good? Do
you think it's going to be salty crunchy? Or is
it going to be just coffee crunchy?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Coffee and sweets? It works, coffee and savory. I don't
know that combo that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Isn't it? Terrym Sue?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah? Yeah? Coffee martini, espresso martini?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, give us a call right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
First of all, if maybe, if you're one of the
lucky people that have managed to get one.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But what should coffee be in? And what shouldn't it
be in? That's what I.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Want about other things like can we make stuff up? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel like it shouldn't be in a chip? Is
that fair?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I feel like coffee shouldn't be in a chip, But
it's more than welcome to be in cake.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But desserts are sweet. So yeah, it's already in some chocolates.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But maybe people are putting coffee in a spag bowl.
Like whenever we say what do you put VEGGI might
in pele spag bowl. Maybe someone's putting coffee and savory
stuff and we don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I've done this. It was from a recipe, so it
wasn't me just being doing freestyle cooking as sometimes I do.
Shut up, Rosy, she's still scarred from the nuts in
the spag bog coffee. Yeah, scraped and rubbed into steak.
(04:17):
Stop it. But it was from a recipe and where.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was it came up beautifully.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But you didn't really overly notice the coffee. Okay, you
don't need to lie about it. Yeah, I put so
much coffee in the actual steak.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Woke up for grabs at Sharaz Persian Restaurant. Enjoy a
scrumptious Maine meal with lunch, housewine, beer or soft drink
at Sharaz Persion for only twenty five bucks double five seven,
one one two nine.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What do you put coffee in? It's just it other
than just a cup.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, other than just a couple of day. Don't really
say a cup of coffee
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