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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One tonight Hot Tomato. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
So I was in Brisbane on Friday and it was
a friend of Gerard's fiftieth and after the speeches we
sort of get out of our there because I didn't
know him so well and and just I know, we
just had a babysitter.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
So we were like, let's get dinner. Let's just go
get dinner.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
And we used to live in Brizzy and we had
this restaurant we loved and I highly recommend it in
West End. It's called Little Greek, so it's obviously Spanish food,
it's Greek food and they have the best, like you know, sevlakis,
and everything's made by like this, yes, and it's all
made by the auntie. We went there and we're like,
we's coming all the time, and they're like, Auntie blah

(00:37):
blast still makes the blacklah bar and Uncle blah blah still.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Marinates the meat like it is the best.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Anyway, it's on a busy street corner, so they sit
you a little bit inside, but also you sit out
on the street, so it's a great people watching thing too,
people getting around West End.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Anyway, they sat us down because it was quite late.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It was about sort of nine thirty by the time
we went and we knew they'd be open, and we
sit down.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
They sat us next to.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
This table of I would say, like unique students, and
there were two couples to like a boy and a girl,
two of them, and they were quite It's a Byo restaurant,
so they were.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Quite inebriated by the time when we sat down.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, and we noticed when we sat down and it
was like hindsight that the tables around them were very quiet,
like the people sitting around very quiet, and we're like,
oh whatever. And then because these people were a bit drunk,
they were speaking really really loudly. And I think this
is just me making up stories in my head. But
one of the couples look quite solid, like they'd been
there for a while together for a while, and then

(01:32):
the other couple was very very new.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And then the one that was very.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Very new, the guy was trying to I think, impress
and he started he was a redheaded bloke, sorry l
he wasn't like, he was a bit nerdy looking, and
he's drinking the red.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Wine like the UNI students, but they're drinking red wines.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Red hair, and I just was like, rich, they started
joking about like the girls hot.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We're like, oh, it's a bit punching you. You're not,
but you know what I mean, she's just rangified you.
I lost the corner of your audience.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's not about the word, it's about what the meaning
behind it is, which you've just done. I just was
trying to explain that he was he just had everything
against him as any worse.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
But like the way, oh god stop it.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Don't maybe to be a bad person starts just he
just he wasn't dressed very cool, he didn't look very cool,
and the words coming out of his mouth the more
he drank, I was just.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Like, oh, this guy needs help.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
He started talking about how to please a woman right,
and the way that he was talking about it, and
I can't if you want, if you want to hear,
you have to call me because I can't tell you
on air because it's He started talking about, you know,
it takes thirteen minutes to do certain things, and that
you have to look for the signs of certain things
and then if you look for the signs and did,

(02:56):
then bang, it's going to be wonderful.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And I know, boats basically, what's this guy? But he
was speaking so loudly.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
All the other patrons were like just looking at each other,
and it was he was full of it, right. The
action sounds like he's quoting from a book that he
had to read.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The words he.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Was using I've never heard of in my forty eight years.
I was like, is this real what he's saying about
the woman anatomy? And then the girl across the table,
the one in the solid couple, was like, mate, don't
tell me how my barts work, like I know my
parts and it doesn't take thirteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And then he's like, oh, well, you must.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Be very in tune with yourself if it doesn't take,
and you must have the right environment and blah blah.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It was just it wasad he so full of it.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So then then his girl, his lady friend, gets up
and she goes to have a vape and he goes
to join her, and it's.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Right in front of our table, and in front of our.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Table, he starts going, you're the girl for me. I
can see myself falling in love with you. I can
see this going a long way. And she's like, m
and I'm watching this. And because they're on the table
right next to us, her phone starts ringing yep, and
its face up and I could see the name of

(04:14):
the person ringing. I'm the world's worst person to sit
next to at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Who was it?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
So it's ringing and it's ringing, and he's doing the
whole like, oh, you know, let's see where this goes,
and dah dah, da da da, and she's sucking on
the vape and I look down and it says David
on it and then it stops ringing, and then it
starts ringing again, and it's David again, and this time
the phone's sort of buzzing a bit, and the people
on her table go, oh, someone who's fine's its phone?

(04:41):
And it took every inch of me to not jump
up and go, it's David.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Pick him. I can't.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't know who he is, but he's someone for you.
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