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November 21, 2023 • 40 mins

Interesting take on what is considered cheating, pet names in a relationship and killer Santa and Galey gag!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For those who value are sleeping.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We've created a podcast so you can listen anytime to
Gaily and Emily nine Hot Tomato.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning today. It is National go for a Ride Day?
Is it not a bike?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's cool if you've got a bike.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
If you've got a bike, go for a ride, safe
on the roads.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yes, it's also no, Yes, definitely. It's a National Jukebox
Day today.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Have you you know what? I reckon? A jukebox would
look good in your house? Have you thought about that? No? No,
Where would you put it?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I don't know. You're redesigning my.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
House in the would you put the whole area is
a big area?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Do you agree? I do agree? But it's funny that
you're like, it would look good in your house? Where
would you put it? Like? She's given it thought. I
just thought she'd agree with me. For a second, I
forgot she's a bit you know.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't agree with you.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Now that the Kabby house is gone, I've got nowhere
to put anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm going to sleep when that's the point, That's why
I got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You can't come and stay. There's nowhere for you to say.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
That I'm the only one that has to sleep in
the doghouse at the back.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It was not it was a cubby house and the
dog never went in there. The guinea pigs did.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, that's all right, I can sleep amongst the guinea pigs.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Get yourself a parasite.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like Okay, that's another story altogether.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's also drinks giving, so obviously something in America right
before thanks Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's drinks giving.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, so you go, that's that's what's happening with.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
What else?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah? Yeah, what else is it? It's well, vegan month,
but I think I've already brought that up a few.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Get a home month, a month. I don't know, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, well, you know what, they're vegans. They'd like to
let us know that they're vegan.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, they need every day of the month to tell us.
By the way, guys, I'm a vegan.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Just in case you forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You told us yesterday.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
It's daily.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
What what what?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I've got another one of these things that's just short
and squeet. But you can't help but laugh. Okay, are
you ready? This is this is like the one I
did yesterday? Right. I saw it's on on Instagram. It's
titled two Drunks. I pointed to two old drunk sinny
across the bar from us and said to my friend,
that's us in ten years. And he said, that's a

(02:29):
mirror dipshit.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
He said it was quick.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That was quick, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
What what what? What? What?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
What for?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, Jonathan's click fait and if it's real, but it's
worth talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, that's that's chat.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Man hires his neighbor to impregnate his wife then soothe
him after seventy two failed attempt.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, can't be true, So when can I just try?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Twenty nine year old a German Man, it's suing his
neighbor for breach of contract after the neighbor failed to
impregnate his wife in seventy two different attempts to do so,
so he hired mouse to our neighbor to impregnate his
formal wife. He was sterile, you see, and he wanted
a baby. So he thought the neighbor would be a
good choice because they resembled each other and he.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Was already a father of two.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, so he paid him two thousand dollars to.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Start with three evenings for the first week.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
It is amazing. Now can I just ask that? Was
there another so the neighbor. Did the neighbor have a wife, Yes,
he had to children, so she let that happen.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, I guess so so, And look, two thousand dollars
is pretty cheap.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yes, because when you think about people.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who go buy stuff online or even just to go
through IVF because even if you are sterile, you.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can maybe try to spinning and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Anyway, they're talking about like having cattles, right, that's.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
What they did.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
So three evenings was the first one, two thousand dollars.
Then it didn't work, So.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then they continued for the next six months.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Are desperate seventy two times to try and impregnate his wife.
Her name's Trute, and I want to say.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Trout's Trout Trout.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Right after she didn't get pregnant after six months, they
insisted that Mouse the neighboord go for medical examination, which
revealed that his weren't swimming very well.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Also, and then his wife.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Was forced to confess that she had had an affair
and the two children weren't his.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, oh my god, what a twist. Of the story.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
In the defense mouse, the neighbors said he did not
guarantee conception, but only that he would give it an
honest shot.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
You know what I'd really laugh at. Well, if the
wife that was actually trying to get pregnant said, I
forgot I've been on the pill. I think could have
been going on enjoying every single bet.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I didn't really want children, but I thought my neighbor
was good looking.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I do not know if it is real.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's a movie that ends a movie. You are done,
start writing it. You can play trout years one Tomato.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh look.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
A couple of weeks ago we spoke about Patrick Dempsey
being crowned People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, now the world's Sexiest.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Bald Man Alive has been crowned for twenty twenty three,
and the results may surprise you. Vin Diesel was last
year's winner. I say that to put that image in
your head. Sexy man Jason Statham last year came in.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I think second after him, very second, very.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Handsome man from the BEG.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
But this year coming in at number one, Prince William.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't know how you feel about that, hmmm, because
he's still got that that muck on the sides. Yeah,
going on, that's not he's not true ball. He's keeping
the hair on the side.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
So you want a redraw recount.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Why is he doing that?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't know, because he's a royal and there's like
you have to look a bit dorky.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Maybe he looks too cool if you're without it, like
let it go.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, he's number one. He scored nine point eight eight
out of ten. Ben Diesel dropped to number two, scored
eight point eight out of ten. Jason Stephen came in
third eight point five out of ten.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Samuel L. Jackson was fourth. Jeff Basils.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's got a rig on him now he's done all
this training.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Billionaire, he's gone.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Billionaire body.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, demand the Rock Johnson like.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Should be should be at high, should in the top.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Danbus should be number one.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, the thing about he comes across as such a
nice guy. Obviously he can forget his ball, do you
He's achieve everything, So sometimes kindness with the sexy ball
will outdo Prince William.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
He's kind, he's very.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Kind, not as kind.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
But I'm saying the Rock should just be number one.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The Rock's awesome, so I'm agreeing with you.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's weird anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Shaquille O'Neil was in there, Michael Jordan, Cherry Cruz and
Schama more so it's an odd one.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
They need help. I'll help next year.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, okay, so he's some homework for you. Five other
ball people not on that list? Who can go on
that list?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Dolly Parton refused to give elas not right now to do.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
The Dolly Partners refused to give Elvis one of her songs.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So remember I Will Always Love You with Houston. They
say Whitney Houston song, but they should say Dolly.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Parton's song, and it often comes up in trivia questions everyone,
So do remember that who wrote Whitney Houston's I Will
Always Love You?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
It was Dolly and she wrote it and she released.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Her own version, which was beautiful around nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Then Elvis heard it and he wanted it.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now, this is all in her doco, but she said
another interview about it, and I really like hearing that
she stood up for herself, especially in a time in
the seventies where women were walked all over.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
So here's what happened.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Well, I was sure excited that Elvis was going to
record the song, and Elvis's producer at the time, he
had called and asked me to come down to the studio.
He said, Elvis wants to meet you and he's going
to record I Will Love You. And I was out
of my mind with excitement, of course, I mean just
me thinking about Elvis singing my song. And it was
the night before, the afternoon before the session the next

(08:53):
day that Colonel Tom had coled and said, you know
that we don't record anything with Elvers unless we have
the bobs or at least half the book. And I said, well,
that's not possible, because that is my most important can't
be right. I got my own publishing company, and you know,
I said I can't do that. He said, well, at
least you got to give a tap, and I said
I can't do that, and so I see said, well

(09:15):
then we can't record it. Of course, I cried all
night about that, but it was only after Whitney recorded
I was so thankful that I had made that choice
because I made a lot of money off of Whitney.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh yeah, she's only twenty, in her twenties, so can
you imagine being that young writing a song like that?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's hard to listen to because I couldn't. I think
she had some new teeth.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, she well, she was getting a bit older. Yeah,
but yeah, basically she said that, you know, Colonel. The
colonel said you have to give us the whole song,
and she said, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh god, Yeah, he wrecked everything the couronel.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
He did, didn't he for Elvis?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
But yeah, anyway, she stood up for herself and that
song made her very, very rich. Now I don't know
if this song is going to make someone riff rich.
But Travis Kelcey has recorded a Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
He has already He's recorded at Christmas with the help
of his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't I don't know if it's the help of
Taylor Swift or not. He's done a beautiful interview with
The Wall Street Journal where he said that he actually
gave an insight what it's like to date a celebrity
on Taylor's level.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
He said, I've never.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Dated anyone with this kind of aura about them. I've
never dealt with it. But at the same time, I'm
not running away from any of it. The scrutiny she
gets how much has a magnifying glass on her every
single day, paparazzi outside her house, outside every restaurant she
goes to, after every flight she gets off, and she's
just living and enjoying her life. When she acts like that,
I better not be the one acting all strange. I
saw a great meme which was something along the lines

(10:39):
of Travis Kelcey showing the world how a man should
treat a woman, and I just love that anyway. He
has recorded a Christmas song and it goes like this, bars,
because bars they got rivers of all, but the wind
goes right through you still plays for the old When
you first took my hand on a cool Christmas keve,
you promised me Bridstein was waiting for me, her sound still.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Singing and the bell ringing out on Christmas Day. Shanty
he's started with his brother.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, he's done it with Jason, and it's the fairy
Tale of Philadelphia. So obviously it's not a song they
have written, but they have rewritten some of the lyrics.
I look forward to that going to number one, as
all the Swiftes will push it there no matter what.
That's entertainment and question moral dilemma is chatting to somebody
else who.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Is not your partner on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Cheating because a woman has written into news dot com
dot a u's Relationship Rehab and it's a page where
you can write your questions in and a group of
therapists and whatever world say what they think. So she
questioned whether or not she should be concerned over her
partner's persistent habit of liking and messaging other women on Instagram,

(11:52):
even though she'd expressed her discomfort with the behavior.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
So that's where the issue is.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
If you say you're not comfortable with it, then you
shoulderhaps respect that. So she said that she'd been with
a boyfriend for two years and she could see herself
marrying him and having a family with him. But he
often likes pictures of other women on Instagram and even
chats to them even though he doesn't know them. She
said it makes her feel like she's not enough, And
she said, I've challenged him and he says, it's not cheating,

(12:18):
it's just a bit of fun.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
If that one gets me the bit of fun, that's
how it starts.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
So she asks the news dot com Relationship Rehab sexologist
Isaiah mckimmey whether or not she should just accept his
behavior now mckimmy is a couple's therapist and a lecturer
and explain that the definition of cheating varies from relationship
to relationship.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
And this is what I thought was interesting.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
They wanted to explain that not all cheating's physical and
assured the woman that wrote in that digital cheating or
cyber infidelity is a form of cheating. To many, it's
anything cheating is anything that breaks the boundaries and trust
in your relationship.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I thought that that home.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So, even though a boyfriend's not physically cheating, McKinney has
reiterated that understanding, compromise, and trust are all vital for
healthy relationships, all of which are being called into question
here by the boyfriends because he's dismissed her concerns and
continued to do it.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
How many red flags have you counted so far? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
He said he's putting his design to have fun and
interact with women he's attracted to above your need to
feel enough valued and secure in your relationship, and finished
off the column with if he isn't willing to listen
to your concerns and change his behavior.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Get out. Oh I would have said it way before.
All those words. Well, well, to start with if you're
in a relationship, the idea of contacting other women even
though you don't know them, it's a no.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's weird, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
It's a no. I think okay, I've I see a
problem though, and I'll tell you what the problem is.
Young people now with social media, they do what they say,
they're talking to people. Oh yeah, I'm talking with him.
We're talking.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
So that's that's in the speak of before. And then
we're talking about young people. There there's a new pattern
of are you going out with anyone? No, but I'm
talking to someone okay. So that's that's in the new dialogue.
And it's because of so many more options through snapchat
or social media or whatever. So everything you've got, you've

(14:36):
got people now, teenagers now that are talking to multiple
people at once online at once before committing to going
out with someone. Now, what happens is they start because
it's habitual, and some people are doing it all night
before they go to sleep. They're just on their phones
chatting how are you going or whatever. There's there's a

(14:57):
fine line. All of a sudden, they're going out with someone,
but they still feel the need because they've chatted to
all these people at once, all the time. It's habitual,
and that's starting to become normal. So when you're in
a relationship, some people haven't been able to leave. What
is their new normal, which is talking to multiple people
and thinking that it's okay, okay, and that allows people

(15:20):
to flirt, That allows all of that leaks through because
not everyone will be taken in that situation. Some will
be single while you're talking to someone else.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, would like to ask the question, do you think
this is cheating? Liking and talking to other people of
the opposite sex online if your partner has asked you
not to, is that cheating?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Where do you stand? And have you been through this?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
And Emily Jade talking about a woman who wrote into
a relationship rehabit news dot com and she was talking
about how she discovered that her partner was persistently liking
and messaging other women on Instagram. She expressed her discomfort
with the behavior and he's continued to do it and
she wants to know is it a form of cheating
because it feels like that to her. So we're asking

(16:03):
you the question, is it cheating?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Jody? Do you think it's cheating?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I do. Yes, absolutely it is, and it happened to you.
It did? It did?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, what happened Jodes?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
He was putting his profile on dating websites and yeah,
it was all just a bit of fun and he
was born and needed something to do.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, so that's even one step further because dating websites
are obviously set up to pick up. It's not just
someone on Instagram, so this is next level. So what happened?
How did it play out? I?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, it did come to her head and I threatened
divorce and put it in divorce papers and things like that,
but we worked it out and we're still together, but
definitely massive trust issues.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
So did it start doing stuff with Instagram and whatever?
And then he moved on to dating sites? Like you know,
there's a good saying. No one just wakes that one
morning and says I'm going to cheat. It's all very slow,
little steps, little you know, likes, little conversations, and then
before you know it, you know, a few weeks of

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gone and you're in deep.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
So what happened with you?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I had my suspicions that something was going on and
managed to take into his email address and found all
these links to his profiles. I found conversations he was
having with people. Yeah, you absolutely, absolutely that.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
What made you decide to work on it?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
We've been together for a very long time, and you know,
it's hard to let go of something that you've had
for so long, and there's been so many other good
things and that was the only time it had ever
happened that I know of.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
And so then what was his reason, Like did he
just say I just need to change and he despised
things up?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I was brought she's never going to do anything. I
was bored.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Did he did he sort of show it away and
diluted a bit like, I know, I'm just having fun.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Like absolutely absolutely, And I was just being absolutely ridiculous
because you know, I would never do anything. It was
just having a bit of fun, you know, at midlife
crisis on board.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, well you can I tell you you weren't being ridiculous.
You were doing everything right. And he for him to
say that to you is dismissive. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Oh no, I'm absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
And is he definitely off it now?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
And how do you know?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, I don't obviously one hundred percent. I don't, but
I think, you know, running the risk of losing what
we had was enough for him to go, yeah, maybe
it's not.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Idea.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And then did you do counseling therapy or he just
said I'm bored. I promise I won't do it anymore.
Or have you gone through a big process?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
It was a big process. I personally went to therapy
and I personally helped try and deal with my feelings.
He did a little bit, not a lot. We didn't
do anything together, but you know, we managed to work
through it. But the trust is gone, like, there's absolutely
no trust there anymore. It's hard to Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Ask Jodie if you caught him doing it again, Yeah,
is it over?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Absolutely good? And I told him that. I told him
and that was my deal breaker from the very very beginning.
Don't ever treat on me because that's not you know.
And he got a chance and there will be never
a second chance. Ever.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
May have been a cry for help, He may have
wanted you to find out, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Possibly maybe he needed a bit of attention and this
was the way to do it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm glad you caught him because he stopped absolutely you
stopped him from going further where he wouldn't have been
able to back out of it. So at least the
relationships still happening.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Well, well done on that, Yeah, good for you, Thank you,
Thanks Jody.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
We just had a little bit of a catastrophe in
the studio with everything going off here.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
So are we on it?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Well? I believe we aren't. Call us now if we're
still on that way, we can know that we're not
wasting our time talking about nothing at the moment. But
we're just trying to work out what's happening here. We've
got people running around everywhere. It's quite fun.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Actually, did you want to talk about what you're going
to talk about or did you have a grab that
you've got to play?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, I don't have a grab. But we've got a
Monique from Uppa Kuma on the line. We can go
to her and just check to see that we're working.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I think we are working if the phones are all.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Right there as well.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Thank you, Jessica, Thank you, Manig, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
You don't want the mine, It was an opportunity, No,
all right. Hey, I went to Kelly Beach with you
guys on Friday and there were two blokes that I've
met a long time ago, at a function with all
who used to work here, who's Irish? And they were
two Irish lads, and they introduced themselves as both been

(21:14):
called Pete Law, and so they've always now since been
called the two Pete Laws.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
They introduced themselves to me as.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
The two Pete Laws.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yes, I probably I've had a couple of fire balls
by then.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like, that's a bit quaint. You both got the
same name.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well, when they were introduced to me, one of them
was cheeky and said, Hi, my name's Pete Law, knowing
that his mate's name was that to see what his
mate would say, And then his mate said, no, I'm
Pete Law. So then I said, okay, you the two
Pete Laws. And ever since then that's what they go by, right.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
So which is the other one's name?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Don't care.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
His name?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well he hasn't because he started in the first place.
So they're known as the two Pete Laws. There's a
real Pete Laws on his license. Otherwise it's the two
Peak Laws. Anyway, I actually we're talking to them and
they're funny. They're Irish, they're just really good storytellers. But
what was really funny is one of the peat Laws

(22:14):
said Gaily, you won't believe what happened. So obviously in
his Irish accent, I'm not going to do it because
because the last time I talked about the two Peak
Laws he came back to me and said that my
Irish accent was crap. So I'm not going to try it, right,
And the thing is I may have to do another
accent later that's not Irish, which means I'll be doing

(22:36):
an Irish accent, doing another accent, and I just can't cope.
All right, So this is what happened. The two Peak
Laws were in an Irish pub and they were sitting
there having a couple of beers and they were drinking
away and then this guy came in with a massive presence.
He was a huge man, and he's wearing a tweed

(22:58):
jacket and he had tweed hat on. So on the
Gold Coast very odd. It was probably in the colder months, right,
So he's walked in and he went to the bar
and then they would just watching him because he was
just so massive. And he was a bloke, probably in
his late fifties early sixties, so he wasn't a young man.
And they're in an Irish pub. So he's come away

(23:21):
from the bar with four beers in his hand, and
he's put the four beers down, and then he's gone
back to the bar and grabbed another four beers and
gone to his table and he's sitting there with eight
pints of kill Kenny.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
And no one else with him, and no one else is.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
There, so everyone's kind of waiting for the work party
or whatever to.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Roll up or thinking he's had a bad day.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So two pete laws are watching him and they're talking
about him, and then slowly, this massive guy, massive hands,
has just picked up one of the pints and he's
slowly down the pint and then started on the next one,
having a sip. He had a bad time, and then
finished that one over a bit of time, maybe a
minute or two, and then just started on the next one.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Do you think it doesn't like lining up?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
So? Well, I don't know. This is you know, this
is what the pete laws were saying. They started talking
at another table about it. So in the end they
started talking to this massive guy and they went over
and joined him and they're talking to him and it
turned out that the big guy was from Wales. He
was a Welshman.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh she is your heritage.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So he's sitting in there and they're talking away and
in the end they said to him, one of the
pete laws said, do you mind us asking why did
you buy eight pints of kill Kenny, like they're on
your table? And he said, I just went up to
the bar and asked for egg eight pint of kill Kenny,

(24:51):
and she call eight pints and I didn't. I didn't
have the heart to tell her that I only wanted
air paines of kill Kennie. So she pore air pinted
kill get you know, I've got to drink them all.
So we thought we'd open the phones. What are your
partner's pet names? Because they're not always just your standards.

(25:15):
I must have meant I'm a throwaway with Ai almost
sometimes short for Dahl, it's just becomes dar Da. So
that's kind of what I roll out.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I think I've got the top five.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
You got the top five?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
The top five names for?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
What do you? What about you? What's your don't crea?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I guess I call him babe.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I've heard of babe.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, I think I've heard you say baby is the
number one and world.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
So what do you call Jared I've been silly? Then
you call your other boyfriend that?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Okay, thanks for being on the.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Get back on the track, tired from yesterday's tired. All right,
baby is the number one in the world, Baby is
the number two?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Right, well he got both though he did.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Beloved.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh, come on, dearly, not in this country.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Darling is number four and love is number five. Yeah, beloved?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Got me?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Who calls someone beloved? I can still happen.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, I can imagine in third person some bloke a's
pub going on. I've to go home to the beloved,
You know what I mean? That's sort of fits, but
it doesn't fit with Hello, beloved, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I beloved. That's a flag in my beloved.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's yark what is it?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Fact? I've got in factor? But yeah, what do you
call your partner?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
All right, we're going deep one one o two nine
Horizon sky Dining cigature seafood buffet with three sixty degree
revolving views of Crown Plaza. You could squeeze one hundred
bucks to spend there. Come on, Darling, bug, love Bug,
that's number six.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
By the way, do.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You only get called that when you've got gastro what
do you call your partner? What's their pet names? Give
us called double five S, one, one, O two nine
call next base. We're talking about what do you call
your partner? Your pet names for your partner? Because earlier
we did five and ten with the prize being the
Arrowjet that we're all going to go on soon and
you're winning passes. It's fantastic, So listen out for that

(27:25):
every morning on Gaily and Emily Jade. Unfortunately, our player
didn't get five partner's names.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
The three that he said were the same, baby bub
We're like, come on, we're going to give people some names.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, so we're going to the phones. Danny, what do
you call your special person?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
So we make up a lot of names for each other.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
We have Wirdle.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
What is aglookay?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, so why Google looo? That's the first one. We
just kind of make up names.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
One day I just called I looked on Google and
then I said Google loo Okay, Well it still works.
Hello Google.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
You sound like you have more on your arsenal, So
let's go again. Say something else I want to hear them?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Are, Danny?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
We have woodies as well?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay? Woodies we won't touch on.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Definitely not touching that.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Anymore?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah, I think she's going to be the winner.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, I think she's just gone woody Google Woo and woodies.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, she said she made up heaps anyway, it doesn't matter,
Sharon for Advance Town. What have you got big congratulations?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well please don't tell me he's only five foot four?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
All right, Colin, what do you use?

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well, I'm single now, but my ex partner I used
to call sugar bear.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
That's why single.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
On fire.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Find a better one.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Right, we've got to from madra ba. What do you
call your beloved?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Good morning? I'll call him bugs? Why?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And I don't know. It's just a name that stuck.
Sometimes it's dug or babe, and but my kids get jealous,
and sometimes I've got my son come running by.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
He thinks he hears that name.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So you've changed to bugs. So he's got his own
personal one. Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Otherwise my son thinks I'm calling him.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, so you don't call him bugs because he bugs you.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
No, No, it's more just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I don't know how to started.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
But yes, just bugs, Okay, that still works.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I think that's that's how a lot form. But there's
an accident of even a mispronunciation. Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We've got Tyson from Benogan. You've got a bit of
a story behind what you call your partner.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Oh, definitely, yeah. I call my lovely wife beautiful girl.
But that only occurred because when we first met, I
actually forgot her name and I say shape and number
in my phone as a beautiful girl, and it stuck
fifteen years later. That's still a pet name.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
And what's the real name now, Tyson. I'm just saying,
if you know it after fifteen.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Years, I definitely know. The kids are in the car
right now though, So I think if I say it,
that's a very unique name and everyone will know.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh okay, okay, you're going stealth girl. Very different, all right,
beautiful girl, it is. It is a nice thing.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
My friend he met his wife and he didn't know her,
didn't hear her name either, so he put it in
his phone as Marsha, and now her whole nickname is
Marsha to everyone.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Isn't that great? I love I love being because this
is what we do here.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Let's go to Kim from koomber Bar. What do you
call your partner?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yes, I call him precious.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Is that because he's little and bald and wrinkling or
why precious? It just suits him and like he's very
valuable to me. I guess as a partner, Kim Kim's
been the most romantic. Does that mean Kim wins?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
All right, Kim, congratulations him. You can take your precious
off to Horizons sky dining. Just don't forget the rings.
Horizons singers to seafood buffet with three sixty degree revolving
views of at Crown Plaza. Imagine him ordering. He'd be like, that's.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Going to go home and change special, right.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well, there's a lot of optimism around the Suns since
Damian Hardwick's triple Richmond Premiership coach has come across. So
he's the new coach of the Sons. But he was
excited at his press conference when he first came here.
He said, I'm looking forward to joining this group of
young talented people. It's like unwrapping new Christmas toys pretty

(32:22):
much like he's got new talent to play with if
you like. Well, it is very true now and I
think he would have felt like it was Christmas Day
over the draft, over the last two days two nights
where the best eighteen year olds in the country gets
selected by all the clubs after trading picks and all
that sort of stuff. Nine hundred young hopefuls, mostly eighteen

(32:47):
year olds, but there's other people that are mid playing
the next tier down that could be twenty five and
missed a few drafts they can nominate as well. So
nine hundred players all together, and I think it was
about sixty seven that were chosen. As a lot of people,
there's a rookie draft, which means they're going to be
on less money that will probably go through today where
some of the players that weren't chosen still have an

(33:09):
opportunity and there might be twenty odd more players chosen
on a lower contract, but they still have access to play.
Seen your football if they're good enough over the preseason.
But what I'd like to say is the Suns over
their period of time haven't had success in getting to
the finals thus far, and a lot of people have
just measured them being on the Gold Coast for that

(33:31):
and said it's a failed venture, and a lot of
people that know a little bit more about about it said, well,
it's about growth in the northern area of Australian rules
and the Sons have been great for that. The amount
of participation from kids playing right throughout this area has
has just gone. It's blown up.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
That's what I see.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I school, the school programs and they have and kids
getting a chance to have a player. I really hate
and you know that I hate that they always have
to win. You know, there's that caveat whereas I feel
like it's about community.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
So it's there's growth in participation in this sport, which was,
you know, more of a Southern state sport for a
long time. They've got sons academies. Last night or the
night before last the draft they did the first round
and can I say that four Gold Coast Sons academy kids,

(34:24):
so they all go to school here, they've grown up here.
Four of them were in the first round.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
And that is already a tick to what the Gold
Coast Sons have been doing by being up here. So jed.
They're all picked up to the Suns, their academy players.
So Sons just had to match for points other teams
would bid for them. And then the Sons had this
I don't won't get into technicality that they had banked
up all these points by trading, because every pick has

(34:52):
a point number next to it. If you're pick number one,
that's the most points. So they got back ended ones,
but a lot of them, so they just had to
match every time someone did so. And they brought in
four players. Three of them play out of Palm Beach Currumbin,
so three of them are junior teammates. They've known each
other since before they're twelve years old. They're all going
to be playing senior football together. So Jed Walter, Ethan

(35:14):
Reid and Will Graham all played for Palm Beach, the
Lions down there, so well done to them for getting
through and they all have grown up together. And of
course Jake Rogers was a Broad Beach Cat and he's
played there all his life. He knows the boys bit
through the Son's academy since they've been about twelve, so
he's also known the other boys. They are all going

(35:34):
to play football together at the highest level right here
at the Suns where they grew up.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So that's what it's about.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Hats off to the whole system. Well done and good
luck to the Suns and Emily Jade.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
So the other day we got Santa into the studio
to have some photos for a few things. The Mayor's
carols that are now sold out? Are they really hm
because human nature playing, So as if that wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I thought it's because I was hosting with you.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Definitely, because I'm singing with bubb laic Astra everyone anyway,
So that's happened. But there is going to be big
screen in the parklands and all that kind of stuff,
so there's lots of opportunities for you to be.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Able to see them.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
So yeah, So we had Santa come in and we
set up a whole area with a chair, fancy chair,
and I bought ted in so he could see Santa
because I thought that was a bit exciting because it
was in the middle of the day and then we
were all taking photos with Santa all the stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
It was lots of fun.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Mura and Trev and just everyone who's in the building
at the same time, and.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
So we were.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
They were fashioning us in all different ways, right the
photographer Tara, so she's like, you know, moros in them.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
We stand there and away we're going.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
We did all different ways, you know, And then Gailic
decides to sit on Santa's knee.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I didn't decide I was we were we were asked
to go on his knee, well on each side, yeah,
and Santa looked very excited.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
It was very happy with that.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
More so on your side.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
So Santa's big and strong, right and comfy, and so
he's sort of he's in his throne and in order
for ask because we're adults, we're big humans. We're not
little kids that can just perch and fit comfortably onto
the lap. So I sit obviously on one side, and
I'm trying to like not put my whole body weight
on him because I didn't want to want to crush him,

(37:26):
and you kind of did too. And this is very visual,
but we're going to put it on our Hot Tomato
Instagram page because we took the photos of us sitting
on Santa's knee, and because I guess I'm a lady
and I'm wearing a dress, so I'm kind of sitting
with my legs together side saddle.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
But Gaily decides to sit legs astride on Santa's knee,
so legs apart.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And where Santa's leg is popping out, it's they Gaily look.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Very impressive.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It looks like, Okay, how do I say this? It
looks like I've got it out and I've put Sander's
hat on it.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Because the black of the boot is kind of faded
into the background.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
And it's big red thing with a happy white cab.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Needless to say, if that was really uh, Sanda doesn't
need Rudolph anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I just want to say to and congratulations.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Christmas. You don't remember what you'll cares? Yeah, you've got
red in me? All right, it's another show, dwn you
like that when he gets the end of the show.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I'm just still pouring over this picture.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, it's not even the sort of the big third
red leg.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's well, I try and be childlike. I'm sitting on
Sander's knee like I'm having a flashback to being a kid.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
No, you look like he's I mean, I can see
where his hands are.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It looks like he's checking my prostates.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
No, it looked like maybe he did just before the
photo was taken.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
And you've gone.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Biscuits stealing face?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Did we ever put that photo up on faced?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
The biscuit stealing face?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
A face? You've got a named face hand in the
cookie jar? All right? Well, look, I've got to say
the back end of the years going fast. We're already
getting photos with Santa, You're getting into the week.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I don't think we'll ever do it again.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Well, I'm certainly not going to sit that way again.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
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