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November 28, 2023 • 33 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For those who value are sleeping.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We've created a podcast so you can listen anytime to
Gaily and Emily nine Hot Tomato. Hello, Wednesday twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh when nearly in deck?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Nearly in deck, We're nearly in summer.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I know.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Package Protection Day today?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is it really just?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think it's about no, not that it's about the
fact that everyone's getting a load of packages delivered at
the moment and they get nicked from your front door.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It sucks, doesn't make people the opportunity that people are.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Just well, times are hard, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I get that. But Porch Pirates YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Watch it Porch Pirate, Great, what happens.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
On it about GPS trackers? And this is the explosion.
You told the.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Story the other day about the woman that pooed in.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
A package stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, and then yeah, because someone kept stealing a package,
so she put in a package and then somebody else
stole the package. So it wasn't the person that she
wanted the poo and the package to go to.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It was another She almost got a two in one.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
She did just kick peek.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Should I say two in one?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's also electronic Greetings day to send encourage us to
send e cards at Christmas instead of paper cards.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Probably better. That sounds like a message on the phone,
So yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, well, there are whole companies that set up like
Mama Bear here on our birthdays always sends us an
electronic card.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, you haven't open your emails to know that you've
probably got five waiting there from the past five year.
Should I go up to the office and think you
she may have thinks that you're rude, and you've.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Never thinks I'm not rude?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
True, right around there and ask for lovelies all the time.
You give her back.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
But it's also square dancing day, So why don't you
go up apologize for not opening your emails and deal
a little docy dough with us?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
All right, grab your partner and dulcy doll. I don't
know how I'll go with that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
And throw out your leftover's day. I think that's an
American thing to remind you. Don't keep your Thanksgiving, don't
keep anything too long, otherwise you get sick and get
to your goal weight before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let's do it for it to blow out again. It's
gaily never Dad, this is one Oh to nine hot
tomatow morning.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's gaily what what? What?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
What's funny when you find out new lords about things
and you just don't know them. So I was reading
this article the other day and I found out that
you can't ran in a carp ground. In a campground,
you can't what you can't run in a campground?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You can't ran?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
What you mean run?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, it's a campground.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
It's past tense, cookline past tense in a campground, a
real past tense.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I know? Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What? Or a Joe.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Find I'm trying to wait for an interesting story and
that's happened in the world.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Instead just one.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Of your jokes. Aget, it's dumb because you don't get it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You get it? Or got it?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Which tends to do you want to do it?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It took a while. You can see your brain working.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Kai and Emily Jade UNIVERSU Queensland. They're working alongside Australian
Red Cross of Life blood and they want to increase
the number of people aged over fifty who start donating blood. Okay,
so a lot of older people do donate Bloo anyway,
because I've been doing for such a long time. It's
such a gift to the community. But what they're finding
is if people haven't donated blood before fifty, they're not

(03:46):
you know, stepping in and stepping up after that. Fifty
gotcha as well. So and the reason why they want
that is a few different reasons. United Nations data has
estimated that by twenty fifty, which sounds a long way away,
it really is only, you know, sixty years away, of
Australians are going to be over fifty. Forty percent of
us are going to be over fifty. That's us wrs.

(04:08):
We're still here. And so because we are aging, we're
aging pretty well, and we're aging quite healthily, the need
for bloods will go up. So we need to start
people on that journey of becoming a blood donor.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
So we also need to start breeding more so that
we're not all that's the age.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
After our conversations yesterday about whether you want kids or not,
I don't think we're helping.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, we're not contributing to helping our whole country.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I know we're talking people out of having kids, but
the ones that are left are going to be like,
oh help me.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's a call that we need people to breed so
we can stay alive.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But anyway, so if you're over fifty and I've never
given blood before, Christmas is a perfect time to do it.
You help three people with every one blood donation, so
you are a true hero and it is not hard. No,
it doesn't hurt at all. Plasma is also another thing
that's really important. And you get a cookie, actually get
more than a cookie these days. You get sandwiches and

(05:04):
lollies and a cup of tea and everyone fusses over you.
So if you're going to a party in age Ego strokes,
go and give blood right.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
A while ago we had the Maress's Ball and I
was there with everyone and we were sitting around a
table and having a chat and it was quite funny
because Luke Bradnam was hosting at the time, and I
got introduced to someone that i'd met before later on

(05:39):
in the evening halfway through, like kind of in the interval,
and someone said, you guys have met before, and she
proceeded to say yes, and you're doing an amazing job tonight.
Like I was em seeing it, but Luke was emssying
it right. So I in my grace his her self

(06:01):
didn't say no, it's it's scaly. I said, thank you, Okay,
So that's what I did, right.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
She could have made doing a great job just well
standing around.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I was on fire.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
That night, handsome one of my cargo shorts, one of
one of my greatest MC gigs ever.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Anyway, the other day I had to do some stuff
at RACQ, and I went in and they got my details,
opened up the thing and she said, ah, the weather man,
And I said, yeah, I did deny.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I couldn't be bothered. So he's the trifecta. I went
into the chemist to pick up a script. No, yeah,
Paul Gail walk past the sky and he goes, Ahi,
you're doing the weather tonight.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Three times. Apparently I'm doing a great job on radio
and TV. At the moment, I'm killing life years one
nine hot Tomato.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Akay. First of all, I've got the moment. Paris Hilton
introduced her son a Phoenix, to her mum, Kathy Hilton.
Now I said in another entertainment news that she she's
got a TV show, Paris and Love and it's going
to be on Peacock November thirty. I don't know what
the alternative is here?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
What's peacock another streaming?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but I don't know if it's actually here. But anyway,
on all her stuff, A says Peacock on Peacock November thirty. Anyway,
so this series is all about, obviously her son. And
something I played earlier was her in the car with
her husband and him going, you sure you want to
keep it a secret from absolutely everyone, like even your family,
and she was saying, yeah, anybody finds out, We've got
the potential to blab. And I don't know if you remember,

(07:53):
but Kathy Hilton a couple of years ago, maybe only
like twelve months ago, a TMZ or someone was like
chasing her and like have you been your hou's Paris going,
she just got married, she's gonna have babies soon. And
Kathy said something to TMZ like, oh, you know, like
I think she's doing some IVF, so just don't talk
to her about it, leave her alone. And then Paris
went on a television show and went, I don't even

(08:15):
know what mom's talking about, like she just should shut him.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Out, Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So I say all of that to then reveal perhaps
that was a big reason why she kept it a
secret from her mom because her mom talks. So here
is the moment that she walks in and says, look,
this baby, it happens to be mine.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
I just felt like my hall life has been so
public and I just didn't want to house the media
and people talking about my son before he was born.
And I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. This is
my baby. He's such a good baby.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Doesn't cry.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I love you.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Do you like his name?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I didn't hear it again? What is it?

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Phoenix Baron Hilton Ring.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
This force such a good baby, huge, so wrteous.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
I cannot believe it. This is the most special, the
most exciting thing in life. I'm sord Your whole life's
going to change, I know. Is this is what matters?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Baby?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
The baby sands older than Paris little voice.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I really like the baby emotional.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I had to quickly make chokes in my head so
that I didn't start crying.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh God, it's dusty and here people, there is a
dust of across.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You tell it where the man Gail? There could be
a Twilight reboot happening. The director Catherine Hardwick of the
original Twilight A trilogy series.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Whatever the hell it is.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
She was doing an interview and they were discussing if
they would do a remake, who they would get now,
because obviously the actors have aged out of those seventeen
eighteen year old roles here, so she's had a go at.
She reckons Jacob Eldi and Jenna or Taga. So I
have a listen.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is there anyone in the new crop today?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Like?

Speaker 9 (10:35):
Who do you cast?

Speaker 8 (10:37):
You know?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is Jacob a LORDI Edward Collin today? Is?

Speaker 10 (10:41):
Oh that would be perfect? Have you seen Saltburne yet?
H Yeah, yeah, Jacob the Lord. I mean, he's amazing.
He probably would be average day exactly. It's funny different people.
So many people pop up, like Lewis ten telling me
that I saw him the other da. I tried to
beat Jacob, you know, I wanted to get that. You know, yeah,

(11:03):
I would have changed anybody's life if.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
They got that.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Is there any young actress that feels like a Christen
Stewart of this next generation to you that jumps out?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I mean, it's a tough act to follow it.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
That's so interesting. I mean, because I do think there's
a lot of really cool young actors. So I'm not
sure if I could I mean of court you just
mentioned general? Take it she's about She's amazing.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
For he did I go when they're talking about a
reboot already though? Is it just me? All these reboot
talks are too soon? Like just too soon? Hey? And
just finally, Jennifer Lopez, she has got a new album
coming out and a new movie to accompany the album,
which everyone's doing in the music industry at the moment.
They're obviously seeing the Tyler swifts and the Beyonce is
make it absolutely crap quite a cash from it. So

(11:52):
in her latest trailer, she's actually ripping up a handwritten
letter from Ben Affleck and you can see it now.
It's from the December twenty fourth, two thousand and two,
shortly after they got engaged for the first time, and
it says this. You can read it. It says, life's tough,
but you're sweet. Thanks for the gift. I hope you
like the flowers. You told me you could never have enough.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I believe you, Ben.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know if that's a nice letter or a
sad letter, but in it she rips it up. Have
a listen to the trailer.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
When I was a.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
Little girl, when someone asked me what I wanted to
be when I grew up.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
My answer was always.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Her first album in a decade. Does it sound too earnest?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh it didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't say anything else an astronaut face up? Not in
love because it sucks. Yes, Look, let's talk about the
important things.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sandwiches, sandwiches. I love a good sun.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay, I want to have a food debate, square or triangle?
How do you cut your sandwiches? I'm buy sandwich. I
don't care, I have I have my sandwiches both ways.
But I feel like if it's cut in a rectangle,
that's like a casual sandwich. But if it's cut in

(13:36):
a triangle, it feels fancier.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Small triangle or big triangle?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, I like a big triangle because yes, actually, but
then okay, no, we'll unpack that took. Big triangle is
for if you're eating just at home or in the
lunch room.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Where's a high tea?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
More triangle high tea?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You're going to say that once again?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Fancy or the women's You know that you've got c
W as c WA.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Thanks for helping me association. No, I know he.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
May just stop there for sandwiches. Everything. The sandwiches you
can have is the CWA and.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The best gones and the best sponges.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Honestly, if someone for some reason wants to take you
to a c WA meeting, go go right what they
talk about. Don't worry about it, because you know you're
getting a good sandwich at the end, you're getting the
best food. We love the it's like a secret. It's
like a hack. If you're starving, make friends with old
c WA people.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, I wanted to talk about sandwiches, but I want
to do a little side story. My dad was younger
and he used to go surfing. Yes, he lived in Brizzie,
and he drived down and he'd surfed down at Cooley right,
and then they'd stay out and have a few drinks
where the Pink hotel we stayed right next to that
is a little sub c WA sandwiches. And on the

(14:51):
Sunday morning, early in the morning, the c WA women
used to get up and make food and sandwiches for
all the lads like that. We're practically sleeping on the
beach after a big night.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Out, honestly, and they're still happening.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Maybe no, I don't know, but they provide refuge and
breakfast for all the drunk lads who are then going
to grab their boards and go sea. Yeah, what a
great service anyway, But we're talking our food debate. Is
square or triangle? How do you cut your sandwiches? And
what is your reasoning for it?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
See?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Nowadays I cut mine square?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Do you do you feel like that's like you've given up?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Though?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Is it like you've just you've just given.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
It's just totally a lazy decision, isn't it. I can't
be bothered turning the sandwich on the angle to cut
in a triangle?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I feel like if someone makes you a sandwich and
they cut into a triangle, that's like that is like
their declaration of love for you.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Now you've said that I have to do it in
a triangle, you do.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Don't worry about Roses, buddy, triangle cut sandwich and is
going to know?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Really? Is that all I have to do? Triangle a sandwich?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Maybe a bit more than that, but that's a good start.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Coming in the jocks and Blake we triangle sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm ready, dully.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And then after after you guys get married, they're going
to be rectangle cut all.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
The way.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Is that how life is? Yeah? Is so give us
a call.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
How do you cut your sandwiches? And do you believe
there is a theory behind them?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Just a calling.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
You could score yourself a family past to the city
of Gold Coast mayors Christmas Carols.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I believe you two will be there with your sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I believe I might be singing at this sandwiches there there.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Is sandwiches definitely turning up double nine. How do you
like your sandwiches cuts? Emily Dayen, Emily j one O
two nine.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
This is hot tomato talking about something very close to
my heart, sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
We love sandwiches here, we love food, we love food debates,
and we're just simply asking this morning, how do you
cut your sandwiches? Is it square or is it triangle?
I feel like triangles mean love and care and when
you're sitting like square aka reck tangle, get.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
The job done well.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Separation classes, it's separation of the classes.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I'm like, you've given up online, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
So I'm square and you're saying a triangle.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, I'm a triangle. But also at the same time,
if I'm by myself, I just don't even bother just
straight into the square.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, the whole like a hamburger.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's just me. I'm allowed to not cut my own sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well, you don't have to cut anyone sandwiches. You don't
want to my children?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yes, I do. So let's go to Pete Pete. How
do you do your sandwiches.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
I don't cut much, just feed like that as I think.
But I've got three kids in at school. If sandiches
want't cut in kind of square quarters and put up
in the lunch box like a gourmet pine of thing,
they wouldn't eat them.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
See, But then you that that's a presentation.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
So they had little squares, no little.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Triangles, like you know when you get the sandwiches and
they're standing up the little triangles right by each other,
like four right, yeah, and they look like made type
of thing. They wouldn't eat them. And like how many
times I got sandwiches, take them back in lunch box
and they dont want to eat your sandwich. They weren't
cut in triangles.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You know, I never seen a sandwich back, No I would.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I don't have food back every day, send it back
comes back with that at extra pubes.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
What what the hell where you're eating?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
We're a little bit of a I don't know. I
didn't know your dad was nude. When you cut your sandwich.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Food in general, don't send your food back, no, I
hear you, Pete. You know triangles to a kid, you
never go to the tuck shop and they're cutting a square.
Triangles signify shop, you know. And if you as a
kid had shop fought food, you were cool.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You know, right, you're richer reckon on the sunwich, which
is what I like to.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Call them sundwise, Yes, Pete from Labrador sandwiches sandwiges. How
do you cut.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Them in in two? Not in triangle?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Because if you have them in triangles they seem so.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Much smaller, so you're not actually getting as much sandwich.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Right, So so you just cut it down the middle
in a like a rectangle.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
I feel like bigger sandwiches, bigger sandwiches more.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
To I feel like triangle cut feels like more in
your hands small. It's the same circumference. We all know that, yes,
but it's do you cut?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Do you cut the crust off?

Speaker 10 (19:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You cross are the best bit right?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I can't deal with people who don't like crusts, so
my children I have trouble dealing with them. All right,
let's go to Pete from Holywell, Hey, Pete, square cut
or triangles? How do you do your sandbarges?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
If it's spread a pain about sandwich to square? Its
feeling obviously made to cut it. But I don't want
to talk about the c w A. How good are they?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, I used to.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
We used to manage a medical center in Condoble, in
the center in New South Wales, and every second first
day the c w A laser sat up there and
sell their crashed rugs and everything else and they'd feed us. Yeah,
and it was exciting that at.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
This fortnight it's just the best cake. The sandwiches are
just better.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'm worried about the c w A, like people still
joining it because well.

Speaker 11 (20:31):
You've missed something.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
The w A the competition, those.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Ladies have it.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Who makes the best tomato relish?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Standing?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
What do people would have?

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Fifty models in the in the cabin of the medical
souer of homemade pickles peril.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
What do you think of mine?

Speaker 6 (20:47):
It was the best?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
What do you think of my?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (20:49):
That was great?

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Yeah, competition and they make.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
You pretty little dowie eyes on and just go, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Three cheers for the c W. I right, right, forget
the Palmi Tour should do a c W A two
is it.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Still is that idea we're getting more calls will go
to you just realized all those guys that call they
were aw called pete.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's a three peaks.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Sandwich talk. We're talking about whether or not you like
them cart in a square or a triangle, and we've
we've sort of established that perhaps triangles are fancier. I
think triangles, little triangles are good for soup. You know,
when you're having soup, if it's in a triangle, you
can dip the little edges in through the ledges.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Bite.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's what happens in my head.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Effects yummy, yummy, bidy budy biddy, little be the soup
soup my head.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
All right, Sandy, what are you team square or teen triangles?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm teen triangle and only cut once cut it into fours. Oh,
very upset, very upset? Do so I do?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I tell the canteen ladies, do not cut it into
four down at work, And they have once and I nearly.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Had a conniption.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay, so you're just two triangles. Yeah, right, the any way,
I'm not in kindergarten anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Just I'm I'm finally an adult.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Some point, Sandy, what about a high tea or something
like that? Do you I've got no choice then, Hey,
I'm not going to chuck a big wammy sort of
thing in front of the high tea ladies that you
don't want to check over a sie.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
And I think we know that at a high t
is a triangle. In fact, if it wasn't a little
triangle at a high tea, you would wonder if it
was a work experienced kid cutting the sandwiches that day.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
They've stuffed up.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, they're not putting in enough effort, effort because I
feel like triangle is for presentation and square is for
giving up. Let's get the job done, Yes, get lady lazy, Well,
thank you, Sandy, enjoy it. And I also feel like
one more thing, like the big triangle. It's just like
it's just like a smile. You know, you're bringing the
triangle to your face and it looks like a smile,
and you're smiling when you're about to eat only sandwich.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Now you're clutching at straws.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I'm clutching sandwiches. Let's go to Selena in Nrang Selena.
Are you a teen square sandwich or a teen triangle sandwich?

Speaker 11 (23:32):
Definitely a triangle. However, when my children were really little,
I used to use cookie cutters and give them shapes
in their lunchboxes, so big butterflies and dinosaurs and love hearts,
and on Australia Day we do Australia and kangaroos and
koalas with veggie might sandwiches. Get to mix it up.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well that helps make them eat them, I guess, because
there it's appealing, like it's more fun.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
Oh, they love each day they'd have something different than
their lunch bot.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I hate. I hate people like Youlena.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well you know that, Selena? Can I can you? Did
you ever make your lunch for you?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Did you turn up to a building site with little
dinosaurs and little stars?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
No?

Speaker 11 (24:20):
No, no, that wouldn't be cool, was Lena.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Honestly, when my kids would come home and be like, oh,
Sarah had little stars for Savager's mom, I'd be like,
y here little stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Et the damn sad? Would you?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Lucky you've got one. No, Selena, good on you, well,
parenting hero.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
It doesn't take much. She's going to bang on about
you for the next ten minutes to make us moms
feel bad.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
And Selena, I bet you your kids make their beds.

Speaker 11 (24:56):
You should be making their beds since they were really little.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Of course you get a gold star.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Gentlemen, do we have a guest, We have a gas.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Let's have a build. Warm welcome, very warm, welcome. Thank
you for the warm Welcome to the neighbor.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Welcome to the shoe.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
So good morning, good morning? Hell are you?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
We will d w A. Are you associated with I think?
Are you the president?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm the Southeastern Division president. I oversee the nine branches
of Southeastern.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Good good, gracious, we've got the brand. What is the
Grand Pooba?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
We could do it c W a crawl, we could,
we could, Indeed, that would be fantastic. We could get
them all out of there there branch banners and have
a great day.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Okay, so like this is not a joke. There are
there are enough cwas around that we could get a
bus and and then like where would we drive to?
Where are all these nine divisions?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
We all meet on different days, but so that we'd
coordinate everybody to come on the one day if you
were to do that. Okay, so that they are in Cooling, Gata, Springbook, Modera, Mano, Beach, Narrang, Bodesert,
Beanleigh and Camera.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh well there's a few in there we could get to.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
And Joe I said on air, I'm worried about the
cwas still getting members because you know, it's the country
Women's Association and we're turning more into a city. So
how are you going with members?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
We're doing in quite a lot now social media. We're
bringing in a lot more ladies interested in craft and
just coming in and having a chat and sitting down
and doing some handwork or learning some different things that
they were either left behind or didn't know about. Yeah,
we're definitely here and we've just celebrated one hundred years.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
All right, Okay, let's move from the craft. I know
that that's a good thing, but let's get.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
To the food.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
The food is awesome.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
C WA forever have always made the most amazing food
and it's made with love and care. But it doesn't
matter where you are in this country. If you go
to a CWA meeting and there are sandwiches and cakes
and everything supplied, mostly homemade.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You just feel like you're actually getting treated.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I think it's almost like a collective country mothers looking
after you individually.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Well, every recipe has tried, truth, it's cut with traditions.
Everything is there, yes, all the taste, all the flavor,
all the love.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Definitely, So, Joe, here's the big question of the day.
Rectangle cut or triangle cut? What is the best way
to cut a sandwich?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
It has to be the triangle. It has to sit
on the plate to display so that everybody can see
exactly the contents of the sandwich. Occasionally some people will
do a club sandwich, as you know that bread, the filling,
the bread, the filling, the bread. But mostly it's the triangle.
The triangle is the winner and.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
The reason why we haven't even discussed that yet. But
it's presentation of what's in the sandwich. So if you
don't like tuna, for instance, you would you be able
to see it before you took the bite.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
That's right, Oh yeah, that's me I'm say there. I've
got to be able to define the difference between the
tuna and the chicken. Oh I can't have the Tina.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Well, you know what, I think we therein have ended
our argument whether or not it is square or rectangle
when the president of the c WA says it's a triangle. Yeah,
and Joe, it's a triangle.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
We've got your number now, Joe.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
So all the things discussed regarding catching up the c WA,
we will follow up probably in the new year.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
WA look forward to it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
All right.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
And we're not and we're not, oh people, what are we, Joe?
We are chicks with attitude?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, yesterday I heard hot Tomato in the strangest place
I have ever listened to the radio station. And I
am always so delighted when I go anywhere and someone's
playing it, whether it's an uber or a shop or
a party.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So were you shocked? I was shocked?

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Can we guess where.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I was delighted and shocked? You have a guess where
on earth did I hear hot tomato? Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
The Morgue? What would I be doing?

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
She said she's never heard it there before.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No one's passed away.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I didn't go to identify anyone a jail cell.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
No, I was not there either. I'm a good person
or visiting too poor? Guess one more?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
One more in a bathroom somewhere like a toilet.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
No, No, I had an MRI yesterday. Oh and they
played it in the MRI machine.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
In the machine, yes, they totally knew.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
You hang on which one's the MRI? Is that where
you hear the noises going?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay? Exactly? So this is the thing. I've never had
an MRI before, right, And I've got some issues going
on with some hearing and some headaches. So the doctor said,
I want you to have an MRI. And I have
seen people in movies go in them. Yeah, lie down.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Well there's the donut, but there's the tunnel. Which one
is it that you went in?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
So I went into the tunnel, Yes, the tunnel, right,
So I went into the tunnel, went to the one
at Varsity Loomis. So I want to say, hid everyone there, bye, guys.
And I walked in and I filled out all the forms,
and you guys are kind of have two names. I've
got them jad o'keeff and then I've got my married names.
So often people don't like put two and two together.
So I just kind of wander around life. But as

(30:55):
I walked into go into the tunnel. The lady laugh
and she said, oh, we play music in the tunnel
and it's your station.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I said, oh really, She goes, yeah, yeah, it's
what everyone wants. And so that's the honest.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
So can we be number one amongst MRI scanning people
like in survey results we are?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
So she goes and she she said, you've got to
put their headphones on, and then she said, if you're
a bit claustrophobic, we put a mask on your face.
Because and I've been in those crying machines and had
a total moment at claustrophobic moments, I thought, oh, yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I must admit because they don't want you to move
that they do strap you. I had. I had them
when I was sick in hospital.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I can cut o.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
So I didn't know what to expect. So I lie
down and I'm like, oh, this is going to be great.
I am going to have hot tomato on, which will
feel like home. Because I was a little bit nervous,
claustrophobic and just you know, worried. I'll have hot tomato
on and I'll go in there and she said it's
about twenty minutes. You can have a little nap if
you like. And I'm like, good, I'll have a little nap.

(31:57):
Get in there. And I did not know this about MRIs.
They are the bloody loudest things on earth.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
They are so loud.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
So I get in there. It's right on two o'clock
and then Moira starts reading the news.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
The scare for shoppers is a popular bunny and I heard.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Dum dum bungo.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Police are also called the tactic that have the situation
under control.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
If you do the.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Last one to sew, I can see your face again.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You'll never guess what I did?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Can I just say? They were pretty good noises? That's
what you hear?

Speaker 4 (32:39):
You've it's so mechanical, you think is this folding up
on me?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I said to the look gorgeous lady. As I went out,
I said, is that what's the dealer? She goes, Yeah,
they've learned how to make them fast, but not how
to make them quiet. You'll never guess what I did.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
What did you say? Is that a new song on
hot Tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
After all that noise? Yes, I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
So whit with that going on? That is, that's talent.
You just remember what Joel has yet. You've got shout
out to anyone in the MRI machine right now, Yeah,
I guess yeah, we're thinking of.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
You hearing us.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You're hearing the noises.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, let's freak him out and double up on the noises.
We'll leave you with that.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Gaile and Emily J live five to nine weekday mornings
on the Gold Coast one O two nine Hot Tomato
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