Terrifying side affects of being an Astronaut!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Seven fifty three. An hour later, on the tweet, a
little bit overcast out in about with Gaily and Emily,
Jada wanted to know on hot tomato and shout out
to Christina Southport, who scored her self three hundred and
seventy one dollars. Not quite the two thousand dollars you
could have. We wanted to known hot tomatoes. Beat the
bout three hundred and seventy one dollars. Three hundred and
seventy one dollars. Yeah done, Christine. Wow. Now shall we

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see how far it could have gone? Dollars? Three tanks
and a bit of fuels. Next chance, players come up.
We lived at the end of this morning. I think
at one point in every child's life they dream of
being an astronaut. Right, seems really cool, and tonight history

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is going to be made as the two astronauts that
have been stuck in space for nine months finally land
and we pray safely. So of course we're talking about
Butcher Wilmore and Sonny Williams. So this is exciting the
world has been watching this story and Sonny or Sonny's
hair as it floats around, yes, so much. But the

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first thing she's got to do is booking to get
a hair dyed. I swear you can tell how long
she's been there by the root growth. It doesn't discriminate
where it does it does. It doesn't escape anyone, It doesn't.
And I was just googling just seeing is anybody else
thinking what I'm thinking, like, is the first thing she's
going to do is just going to be like wait stop?

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Can I just go to the hairdressers? Please? TV commercial?
She could be floating on the space next time in
space and the dye hair. I would be the hairdresser
putting my hand up for that and documenting that they
will be famous. Anyway, Apparently a lot of people have
been talking about why does she not tie her hair back?
Because it just floats around like Medusa. It does. It's

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the main character, isn't it. Her hair is the main
character of the movie. It must feel nice. Well, even
Trump's been commenting on it, saying she's got a great
head of hair, and that became me. But yeah, it's
simply because gravity. Their hair floats. There's no need to
tie it back because it never gets in your eyes,
that's the main reason. And it dries in minutes. They
kind of wash it. I was really invested, like they

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kind of wash it with a spray and then don't
need blow drying anyway, dry shampoo, yes, anyway, There's some
other things that are going to happen when they land.
So if you've ever thought about being an astronaut, when
they land, there's a whole bunch of stuff that physically
is going to be happening to them. And I thought
kids listening on the way to school now might be
interested in this, right, Okay, So the first thing is
they're going to have this thing called baby feet. Because

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they've been in space and not walking for nine months.
It's like their feet have returned to being soft baby feet.
So when they start to walk again, they've got no calluses,
that no hardening that really helps them walk around. So
they're going to have baby feet. Another thing is to
go get a pedicure and just show off, well, yeah,
nice and soft. Go in there and they all go, oh,

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your feet are so soft. You want some color anyway. Also,
their muscle, they haven't been walking around, so they're going
to have that kind of soft muscle. So walking is
going to be hard, not only for the baby feet,
but also for you know the I guess they might
be walking like a baby. Yeah, exactly, looking for the
first time. Yeah, they've got to build up their muscles again. Now.

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The other thing is they're going to have some kind
of vision loss. Their eyeballs change shape in space. Did
you know this? This is not good. No, so far,
I'm not wanting to go to space. And the last
thing is they're going to have something called and I've
never heard of this before, so I was today years old.
They're going to have weightless tongue. So astronauts feel like

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their tongue is weightless, so it leads to trouble speaking
God because their tongue nothing. And then now can you
imagine the first press conference and they say they're going
this is an amazing experience. Good gaga, I've really enjoyed this. Now,
if I can only start to walk properly, I'll be great.
So now you're going to know when they do speak

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funny and they can't see and they can't walk. That's
the effects of being an astronaut. So hands up, who
wants to be an astronaut now