Marathon Week, Penis-Shaped Runs & Poisoned Gel

Michelle survived the long run from hell (spoiler: she tried to hit marathon pace, fueled by oatmeal, chia, and two large coffees - you can guess the rest) and Carolyn is days out from the LA marathon still in-between carbon plated shoes. Tib is not tibbing and shin is not shinning.

Today is all about marathon running, for ex. the difference in taper between marathoners and triathletes. But we also cover:

We also cover:

• The real reason the last episode didn’t make it to YouTube (Michelle got the ick from herself).
• Why marathons are like eggs 
• The undeniable superiority of penis-shaped running routes.
• Rogue gels—would you pick one up off the ground? (If you say no, are you sure?)
• The dangerous truth about CO2 (mostly related to whipped cream).
• Do Oceanside 70.3 and Surf City Marathon slap or suck? Could be both.
• Craving salt & vinegar chips = You’re officially an adult.
• Horoscopes for the 100th time.

Finally, Michelle asks Carolyn to look at the moon at the same time as her tonight, wholesome.

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