Head Cannon

Brent and Corey welcome back filmmaker and regular guest Amber Ray Snyder for an episode that immediately flies off the rails and stays there as we discuss 1971's The Touch of Satan, what makes a chowder a chowder, Corey's master's thesis on Hot for Teacher, our prenatal connections to Dune, getting unwittingly drugged, and Amber's real-life paranormal investigations. Listen to this episode; it's where the fish live!

Brent and Corey welcome back filmmaker and coffee entrepreneur Noah Kinsey to discuss the 1980 slasher classic Friday the 13th, the progressive history of the board game Monopoly, how Brent got scammed out of his Papa John's Papa Dough, and Noah's new award-winning short, Lullaby. Listen to this episode while playing some good, old-fashioned strip Monopoly!

Brent and Corey welcome back film aficionado John King to discuss 1995's Kicking and Screaming, doomsday prepper survivalism, the perfect age to harvest jackfruit, Burt Reynolds fighting Marc Summers, comparing carbonated waters, and a little Indianapolis restaurant inside baseball. Bonus points if you're listening to this in Prague!

Brent and Corey welcome back Indy-based comedian Daryl Hollonquest to discuss 2022's The Blackening, your light-activated vibrator, U-God being the babysitter for your psychedelic trip, why Matt Rife is such a clown, and how to play Spades. If we got an invite to the cookout, we'd be honored, but we wouldn't go.

Brent and Corey welcome back Indianapolis comedian Sean Jones to discuss 1993's Cop and a Half, the comedy scenes in Indy and Chicago, Corey eating with Jon Lovitz, when white America realized they can get AIDS too, that movie where Gary Oldman plays a little person, going to the Home Alone house, and Chicago's secret prison ice cream museum. Wanna play swords?

Brent and Corey welcome back friend of the show Willow (AKA AubreyPesky) to discuss 1996's From Dusk Till Dawn, the decline of social media, our pubic hair situation, Brent's shady black market vape, when your sex work mask slips, and going to see Taylor Swift in concert. It's okay; our fictional girlfriend is black.

Brent and Corey welcome back beloved guest Anthony Pedersen (AKA Octopus/Caveman) to discuss 2010's Beyond the Black Rainbow, Peter Weller's love for Octopus/Caveman, how Brent is secretly a Decepticon, great fat directors, "stand your ground" insects, and the return of Alex Jones to Head Cannon. Join us on a psychedelic journey to enlightenment!

Brent and Corey welcome back JT Robinson to discuss 1991's Naked Lunch, the calculus of whether or not to own a gun, Corey's family being evicted by wild dogs, the problem with social media, when Brent's going to prison, and Stephen King's thoughts on drugs and creativity. Grab yourself a cold, frosty glass of mugwomp juice and check out our William Tell routine!

Brent and Corey welcome first-time guest and Twilight aficionado Taylor Cox to discuss 2008's Twilight, getting daily transfusions from your blood boy, violent diamond boners, the exhaustion of being a hater, and Brent shooting out of his air hockey table bed. Hop on our backs, spider monkeys; it's time to fly through the treetops! 

Brent and Corey welcome back comedian and not opera singer David Britton to discuss 1931's Dracula, the Korean heart speculum, how to spell Schenectady, the rare treasure hidden in Stuart Little, and why Corey thinks Singin' in the Rain was directed by the Coen brothers. Check out David's new stand-up album with Megan Gilbert, Possum Pals, anywhere you can listen to stuff!

Brent and Corey welcome actress, model, and photographer Michaela Duerson to discuss a movie she didn't watch- 2022's Nope, modeling with Iman, Cardi B's mic throwing abilities, going to La Hacienda with our homie Albert Einstein, post-apocalyptic Corey hoarding all the protein, and how Michaela definitely isn't a conspiracy theorist. Quick! Let's help Aerosmith shoot CDs at fascists!

Brent and Corey welcome first time guest and Facebook Survivor contestant Hailey King to discuss 2020's The Invisible Man, racism in linguistics, Barbenheimer, the world's biggest Bass Pro Shop/aquarium, and Matt Damon watching Corey take a sh*t. Listen to this episode or be voted off the island!

Brent and Corey welcome comedian Christian Okoye to discuss 1993's Leprechaun, the differences and similarities of horror and comedy, olde timey prospector improv, Brent as a fainting goat, renting a cabin in Brown County, Indiana, and mockingly puppeteering your dead wife's body. Diddley Diddley Dee! A Leprechaun is me!

Brent and Corey welcome DJ, music producer, just all-around great guy Adam Jay to discuss 1997's Event Horizon, the hopepunk genre, how boring the international space station is, the impending collapse of civilization, the recipe for photographs, and the ancient, cosmic secrets of Jerry Maguire. Where we're going, we don't need eyes!

Brent and Corey welcome first time guest Melissa Poole to talk about 2000's Final Destination, body suspension, the Fermi paradox, throwing porn at owls, the Eve 6 guy on Twitter, and taking a shit on the moon. Why is my Hoover full of boobs!?!

Brent and Corey welcome back actress and comedian Frankie Bolda to discuss 1979's Time After Time, Corey's breakdown of time travel stories, Mick Jagger bird-dancing off the Titanic, getting condescended to by Matt LeBlanc's son, and Doc the Parrot's last words. Eat shit, Wells!

Brent and Corey welcome back Darkus Beasley (and her son Dante) to discuss 2022's Men, how it is a good triple feature with Pan's Labyrinth and The Green Knight, manufacturing generic brands, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of Brits, and how men are like raw chicken. Don't eat that apple!

Brent and Corey welcome back animator Adam Dix, who joins from a bustling hookah shop to discuss the 2006 South Korean film The Host, allergy advice, Kim Jong Un's head canon, a scoliosis monster, The Korean Jerry Bruckheimer, and how if you see someone stealing food, no the f*ck you didn't. Now run this squid tentacle over to mat 7; their squid only had nine!!!