It's OVER for Ethan and Hila Klein

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From New York City
Five four three two say with me what Riverside no, it's I know you see
I said we feel like iCarly and I don't know iCarly but I'm gonna pretend like I love it
He's our old boomer. It's okay. We're friend. We'll explain iCarly to you. You'd love it. Someone was like shocked in it

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Like terrified shocked that they find found out that I was 35
Oh 35 it's like when Bo Burnham says he's turning 30. He's five years older than that. That's terrifying
Oh my god, Cory's old enough to run for president that reminds us vote for Cory
We promise to live stream

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16 hours a day. Yeah, we'll give you a little bit of privacy, but you know
Not too. Yeah, I mean, it's not something that I'm gonna willingly run for but if it is
Pushed on me and y'all do it and I'm obligated to I will do a great job
But I think people who run for president are sick

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There's they're all sick sounds like a shit job
Well, dude, that's why it's all messed up is because I think like if you decide to run for president
You're already like a bad candidate for president. I agree
Like you if you're I just don't think most like I don't my it's a bit that I want to be president
I don't want to be president. That sounds like the worst job in the world. It's kind of similar to Cory

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I'll do it if I have to but
No, thank you. The same time. It's like I don't like what do we do man? Like
Normal people gotta run right?
You know, but God that will they make it so we make we make iCarly
So here's what I do when people ask what you know, what do you guys do? What? Oh, you have a YouTube channel

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I I think the what's your explanation. Yes
Oh, it's kind of like I carly the interaction
Oh, what do you do like you're like out you like I like a social function because you're 26 and that's what normal
26 year olds do and someone's like, oh, hey, what's your name? It's like, oh, I'm Nicole. Yeah, what do you do for work?
What do you do for work? Yeah, what do you do for work Nicole? Oh, I um, I so I make content online

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Oh, yeah, yeah, but you make good money with that. Oh, oh, no, I don't make any money
Oh, I kind of do that full-time right now. Yeah. Okay. So you okay cool. Yeah
It's kind of like iCarly for adults. Oh
Yeah, yeah, so you have like a Freddie and a Sam
And a Carly
The archetype kind of fits a little bit if you think about it. I can be Freddie Cory can be Sam

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Cory I'm sorry to say that you and I have to kiss at some point during the series because I believe that Sam and Freddie do
Have a kiss and it's it's like a scandal. Yeah, they have like a little like oh my gosh, we like each other
Don't worry. Okay, we'll explain iCarly to you a different day. It's funny. No feels right. Yeah
Speaking of things that teenagers would like Caleb hammer show

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We don't know that seems like there would be some like mean
I don't really know if he appeals to teens, but maybe you tried with the segue. I'll give you that. Yeah anyway, yeah
No, so if direct direct yourself to the presentation that I'm giving
Oh
Looks like we're mooney. Oh, yeah, good news guys. We're fucking mooning because of the last episode

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so we have an audience now and
So this is good, right? We have one
Podcast they're liking our video, right?
The people are you know if you go to
If you go to the engagement tab, you look so. Oh, yep. This is bad. But what's really been this like well
Why is it so bad? Oh?
Because like normally the watch time on our podcast is like 35 minutes and now it's down to seven and that's

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26 percent people like us. Oh, no, what is what is this?
What is that?
Dude, it's funny cuz our channel average is also so ass a lot of that. I'm sorry. That's from shorts
That's from all the shorts. I post they get pushed to such random people and they're like get this off my feet
I don't think that engagement like I don't think that this I don't think this matters that much

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But what's funny about this is like the gut felt before we uploaded this so episode 5 every other episode was like 90 plus percent
Yeah, it's like it's like it's kind of just like our internet friends
Yeah, we're watching it and we were having a good time and now we start you decide to do one episode
Talking shit about Greg Gutfeld piece of shit on Fox News

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70% like this like I'm like, okay, that's fine. Maybe some of those like okay, we're rufflin
Guys got in there. Yeah, but now this Caleb hammer did his his audience is rabid, bro
So what it looks like is it decided to push the Caleb hammer video to the Caleb hammer audience?
Which means that this one will probably won't target them because they all disliked. Yeah true

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They probably won't see this next one, but just wanna humbly apologize
I got Caleb wherever you're telling this is a conspiracy theory wherever whatever little discord server
You're telling your stupid little audience to come bombard our videos knock it off. Knock it off Caleb
That's a joke Caleb. We're not you know, I don't believe that it probably just got recommended to know it

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It just got recommended see me and then they're like why is this guy?
Talking about Caleb hammer for so long and first and why are there so many tangents and I all I have to say to those
People is are you gonna watch?
Dude, I don't really
Say right we're doing a show here. Are you gonna watch or not? If you're not gonna watch any?

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No, I'm just no I was just gonna say one of the comments said this could be 15 minutes long and I'm like, yeah
No, I thought we're doing a show
On the show we talk like no. No, the whole point is that we hope the best for y'all. This is rough hours
I'm just gonna reply. Thanks
At a heart yeah, you knew you knew
And then I said, oh, are you gonna watch the show or not?

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That's all I want. I'm like, no, you don't have to I'm just that's that's the attitude that you got to have is like
You know I can watch it or not. Like I just don't care. You know, we're not gonna be for everyone
I know that it seems like I care because I'm talking about it on the show
but it I really I can't it's so funny because it's like
It's kind of a good thing when your video gets pushed to such a shitty audience

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Because the audience that dude, I love all of our views are from shit. It was that's a bad audience. I would never I
Just would never want that to be my audience
They think that they're like getting one over on us while they're posting 75 fucking comments, dude
That's what I've never watched are pushing people to me, right? I've never watched a video

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I didn't like and left a comment. I like truly and honestly don't think on YouTube I've ever ever
ever
Left a bad comment and then on top of that
I don't think I've ever typed like a paragraph comment for any reason ever and to think that people are doing that to ride
So hard for Caleb motherfucking hammer. I'm like what's going on?

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I have some what's going on another episode in today is for prez. No, we got some we have
People who appreciate what's going on?
But I love I just love when a bad audience gets targeted something and they hate it happens to me on tick-tock a lot
I get pushed to like in cell
Like mr. Beast fan vibe and they all hate me and it's this one's my favorite

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So you made a fake financial history sent it to a financial advisor
He sniffed out your BS and canceled on you now your ass mad calling him a creep. Caleb's not a financial advisor
I don't know how many times that we got a fucking say this and as I replied in the comment to he is a creep
I think you missed several points. It's fun to argue back and forth with people because like I
I don't know. I don't know if I saw the account just in the comments

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firing up
like you almost know that they are
They are biased no matter what to whatever they're doing
Yeah
Like who goes around posting on and watching videos of shit that they don't want to walk right?
I'm like don't watch it. Are you gonna watch the show or not? Do you want to watch it or not?
Like I'm sure brother life is short. Don't watch I've also don't like wait. No, hold on

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Just I I've a good segue
Corriges said life is short. We'll end this with the comment that made me the happiest, please find it
I'll paraphrase it while you find it
It was a guy that was like I'm like a 58 year old gen X are trying to retire soon
Yeah, he's like I've been watching a lot of you know, get your shit together type video

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And for our audio. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is this one's for our audio listeners
Oh, yeah, because we will be talking about he this anyway. This guy says
I'm trying to get my shit together so I can retire in eight years. I'm 58 gen X not a boomer, but whatevs
Anyway, having this come up in my feet is a sign that I've been watching too many get your shit together financial videos

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All right, and need to go back to watching cars or cats or music or something. That's not about money
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. No, this is literally so happy. That's all I want
I just that's we're trying to remind people it's not their fuck out of it
Yeah, you deserve to to enjoy your life and you shouldn't be this guy should watch how responsible for all these external factors

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Man, anyway, yeah. Yeah, we mentioned h3. Yeah. No, I said
Here I'll do one. I will edit this differently later. We're gonna talk about h3
I promise but we got to talk about this other stuff first
Cuz we're mooning right now about Caleb and yeah, you'll see just hang out. Just hang out
We'll see if you actually added that hang out or if this stays in order Jimmy Beast life. I will

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Okay
All right. Yeah, no we we mentioned h3 or I mentioned h3 because you said this one's for the audio listeners
And we know we keep up with the h3 snark subreddit. I also watch the normal h3 subreddit
I'm a little reddit lurker. We know what's going on on reddit and I know one of the gripes with the h3 snark subreddit
I saw recently

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they really hate that they really abandoned audio listeners and really don't think about that and honest like that is such a I
Agree, I agree. I see it and I really want our show to translate well to audio
So we we at the hot girl have hobbies LLC studio
Hello alphabet agencies podcast is you want to know we're disgruntled. We love our audio listeners

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Yeah, we are also fallen fans guys. So I just kind of interrupted you know
You're but that is the whole point of this podcast is
Each other and we're gonna let Cory cook for a bit
So we just have to get all of our thoughts like dumped out right now and then let Cory cook
I think we're doing a good job being concise because I think I'm almost done
Yeah, no and Cory's about to give us the presentation of a lifetime about the idea. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

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I mean h3
But yeah, what were you gonna say Dante I don't remember you said you have one thing
Let men speak
Let come on. Okay, while Dante's thinking about his thing. I just have to get on my pedestal real quick
Oh, we found out that Timothy McVeigh not dead. I am like

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99.9
For the audience for our audio listeners
The suspected and accused
you know
Person who did the Oklahoma City bombing. Oh, that's was he supposed to be dead
yeah, so he got a
He he got caught right away. I think and then they locked him away and he was like I hate the government. Oh

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I'm a I'm a terrorist. I'm a domestic terrorist. I love
You know what you guys did at Ruby Ridge. Oh wake up
I'm only talking over you so somebody doesn't clip that
The nitted anus see a terrorist
And

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Then he was like I did it all alone
It was just me and then the government was like we got him boys lock them away
And then they were like we executed him. He's dead guys
America wins
Classic dude America wins again, but he's not dead. He's like
Three days ago. I saw a commenter who said

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Who said yo have you ever heard of Paul? Why so well you know when someone drops something like that?
You know when people like want you to look at something. I don't like that, but when they just give you a little nugget
Yeah, oh, that's how you intrigued me dude. We got demand avoidance around here
Don't tell me to look into something give me a little nugget
Yeah
But so Paul I

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Type in Paul what why so Paul I swear to God I'm staring dead in the eyes of Timothy Mason
dead in the eyes of Timothy McVeigh as an old man
Instantly I know I knew it instantly dude you would just think that
Hypothetically at a bare minimum wouldn't they want this guy as some sort of like informant or like getting information from I don't know

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I don't believe that he would be acting a lot better than an
Timothy McVeigh has been converted not only from death
But from being a criminal into an FBI agent. I thought that's literally what I'm saying like that makes so much sense
It's so nuts guys. This is a theory. He's an angel. This is his heaven

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Truly back, and he this is his afterlife he gets to be an FBI agent in Florida
Wild if true
Yeah, pulp so he oversaw the pulse nightclub shooting he was the head detective in charge
the other named guy that you said
Omar Mateen, that's the suspect yeah, and

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The father it was like a very similar playbook. You know yeah, it's
I don't know it's crazy man. I know that these two dudes are the same
They're the exact same dude that
wild if true
That's spiraled us out for now realizing. I think that the funny joke bi is completely captured by the LDS church

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I'm not that's a funny joke no no dude. He's joking
part of the joke is that
Recruit almost exclusively from BYU I
Literally would you don't have to be a Mormon to go to BYU, but we'll do a different episode on the Mormons
Oh, we'll do a BYU deep dive dude. Don't worry. We got so many

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I've on those tik-tok accounts
sorry the tik-tok accounts of the people who like go to BYU and ask like
There was one guy who literally oh the black you rather drink alcohol or say the n-word and the guy
You know you know what he picked dude. It's crazy. No. I dude. I really want to talk to you. I think I follow
Specifically his names like Sebastian from they call themselves the black menaces at BYU and he's like yeah

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He like interviews people he's one of the the ones that I see a lot. I want to get him on the pod, dude
Oh, no, I want to chat with him. Well. We'll plant that seed. We'll throw that out there
I don't know we're mooning dude. He might see us
So we are some disgruntled h3 fans we are yes X and

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We've purchased. I wouldn't say a lot of teddy fresh
We all
Three of us here. Yeah, and I've enjoyed some of the designs. What can I I can't really I feel like weird wearing it since
That fateful day. I can't wear anymore. Dude. They really just showed their true color
I think I will talk you know we'll talk about this throughout all of it, but I think I

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Just didn't realize a lot of stuff
I you know just didn't didn't realize that like they were so staunchly
Staunchly stuck in these certain beliefs about things until they made it very obvious
But yeah, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I forget what I what you were asking. Oh the merch. Yeah. Yeah, so since since personally I

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Started seeing and you know we had fed flags before this but since October 7th. It has been
so
painfully like
obvious
How much I didn't see before and like Dante said we feel really weird like wearing our teddy fresh
Clothes even though like some of them. They're just you know we

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Never really bought it as like h3 merch. I just like some of the designs, but now we call it our IDF merch
Which is it's just a joke. It's just a joke like some of the like
Yeah, no, I just bought it cuz I like like the t-shirt. Yeah, you know and it was
No, we like goofy t-shirts clearly fun t-shirt. Oh speaking of I
Rozzy Rozzy, I think we we shouted her out last time as she designed the Vulcan party time sweatshirt

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I'm wearing and see we like we like fun
Unique little cute designs and so obviously we were pulled to some of those I don't like made the right
This is the this is a Roger Clay's. Oh, that's from the archive dude
I just kind of wear this sometimes
This is when he called her a stalker so so Roger has called Nicole a stalker and Caleb's called me a stalker

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So now I think our goal is
We need someone to call and can call it. He look you're Ethan can call it the stalker
We need Ethan to call Cory a stalker, and then we'll all have a nice. Yeah nice coverage there. Yeah cool
Anyway, I forget what you were saying before that. Oh just about yeah, I was just segwaying
Fresh clothes that was a beautiful segue. I really commend your efforts there. Yeah, Cory

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I think all comes with love. Yeah peace and love part of the family man
No, I think there's a lot of great people yeah that that were drawn to h3 because of
seemingly progressive values and like they
Like I said I've met tons of people that like it's a fun little thing yeah

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Oh you watch h3 or like they notice that you're wearing a tidy fresh
Piece of clothing like no I get it like it's fun
That's how you connect with people and find similar interests and
Yeah, we love community
We also got a hold each other are fucking accountable when when they're going astray

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Yeah, and this isn't like this isn't like a little astray. This is like. This is very big guys. This is like
Pivotal moment in history big like
worth shattering I to do is like
To the core of who you are I think
Yes, like this right now is like when this is the make or break moments

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Where like you stand on your ideals or you don't and Ethan had yeah?
He's always been like
trying to
Portray this like progressive
you know values and I
I've seen signs of it before and stuff, but but he's a capitalist. I'm I keep

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What's that I said, but he's a capitalist
Yeah, turn it into one those are a couple of the things you know yeah recently that have been like
said where I'm like hoping that he's gonna see Hassan side of it or like
See the the societal beneficial side of like thinking like that instead of thinking like a capitalist

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But I think nope. He is just like he's a lib. He's Joe Biden
He's literally like it's sad it sucks. He literally goes and uses our
talking points and you know our aesthetics, and then he goes out on the road and
You know he gets everyone he's like oh, I'm one of you. I'm one of you, but then as soon as

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You know it's time to stand up and like stand on business never does it's always like the hope of oh
You know they're just kind of stringing us along. You know I think so yeah
You know how I think Ethan really thrived is that yeah like you just said people always
Continue to give him benefit of the doubt and he's been able to somehow

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get get his way out of any controversy because people
Like that he's grown quote unquote and like gotten better from the past but like
And that's great. We love to see growth and change
But we also like you said you got to call out when it's just not enough when it's not
There are certain issues that are like binary. Yeah like what's happening in Palestine where

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I would never ask them to make their entire because like I do understand the the the point of view of like
Okay, yeah, maybe like
They have family there or whatever right because like as far as I know you love family still lives in Israel
So like they don't want to rock the boat too much. I'm not going to ask them to rock the boat
But they you know they haven't they've yet to say the right

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Yeah, I think that's the thing it's always like a
Clever way to kind of dance around it, you know or it's not even like not saying anything
Not saying anything would have been better at this point because they've said so many like really harmful things that like just
Perpetuate propaganda and the harmful rhetoric that got us here in the first place

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And it's like that's what everyone's trying to like shake them and be like no
This is the problem like this is what people are upset about
Is like the dismissal of very valid concerns because you're too stuck in your own world view
To admit you might have been wrong about something, you know
Well, and then that makes you think you know at a certain point

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It's like I think we're realizing this about a lot of stuff is that
Oh, maybe the point is that they're there and they don't have this opinion
so
You know, I think it's been it's been like a heart, you know, this is this was like one of my last
I always say kill your idols

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You know, I I would watch h3 all day
I would watch them every day and it was nice background noise. Yeah, it's like working from home alone
You know, it's like a co-worker. Yeah, and Hassan. I'd watch Hassan all day. I mean, I'd still watch us
He's my only one left
Dude Hassan, please don't be a fed because we do all I saw some joy

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Can I say something about the nepo baby should have been seen on twitter? So it's such a dumb conversation
That's fed derived right?
That is a fed
Yeah, go ahead. So I saw on twitter that somebody said that Hassan's dad
Because everybody knows that chank right like that's his uncle
And he's Hassan is pretty open about the fact that he's kind of well connected
Yeah, and he got the young turk

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That's kind of nepo baby stuff, right? His family was like rich
Yeah, and he's open about that, which is it's all it's all you ask for but someone is like there's people on twitter. I've seen
And it seems like it's like the maga maga commie guys like the eddie ligers of the world. They'll say like
And to be fair eddie kind of like licks Hassan's boots a little bit, but

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Those people who have that like the worldview that doesn't line up
With itself pretty contradictory they'll say like
That Hassan is a nepo baby because his dad is like he's kind of like
See what i've looked up is like he's like a businessman kind of a righty kind of not Hassan but like

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Your parents are allowed. This is the perfect example for me
I think your parents are allowed to be shitty people and if you that doesn't mean that you're a shitty person
And it seems like Hassan has done everything he can to be a shitty person
And it seems like Hassan has done everything in his power
Except apparently when he buys a house for himself
No, and it's like then you go back to something that we've talked about which is like the austin russell thing where it's like

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Our gripe there is that not just that your family
Were not see these things but it's that you don't actively speak out against it
Yeah, you don't actively show that you're you have a different position, which is why I think it makes all those
Um arguments about Hassan moot points because it's like all day. He he very clearly articulates

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His position which does not line up with those things and like
I don't know his actions and words like
that
I don't know god. It just feels like such a dumb point because it's like well
he speaks out against that and acknowledges where he comes from and all these things and it's like
I don't know. What more do you want from the guy? It's probably the best. That's the best. Um

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Hassan's the best nepo baby case
I would hope I hope more nepo babies go talk about politics on the internet and like
don't
cause a fucking ruckus and
Make a billion dollar company like luminar like austin russell
Yeah
Hassan has nothing to be like a nepo baby
Fucking streaming on twitch bro, and he stands on his that's what i'm saying like he stands on his business, dude

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Exactly. So get the fuck out of here. Just me you fucking wishy-washy. Oh, yeah first off
I am doing a video about
But I am not a destiny fan
I do not destiny is a federal agent who works for the federal government. I literally believe that
Uh, it's a joke, but it's a joke true. Yeah, his mom said me and my oh

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I came from cuba
My family had a sugar plantation and this is for our audio listeners
Dude watch the video and tell me i'm wrong. You're no i've seen the video. I know dude. Yeah, destiny's
Destiny's a federal put there. He's i'm
I'm listening listen, this is a job position. It feels destiny feels put there. He's put there to fuck with hasan

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Yes, dude, his entire internet presence is fucked fuck with hasan
And it's I want to point out i'm not even really like a hasan fan boy
I do watch him but I don't think he's perfect
I would never like fight people on the internet if they were talking about but if i'm looking at hasan
I don't care that much
Dude destiny's entire purpose is to fuck with hasan

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And he's his handler. He would be his hand. Yeah, he's his handler that you know hasan isn't
Fucking around too hard and like if if hasan accepted it destiny would be like his mentor
But instead he's got to be his op. He's literally just his op, which is so funny
He gets paid by the federal government. That's a joke obsessed

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With hasan dude and hasan he just ignores it. It's awesome. It's so funny, dude
And that's the best dude and guys if anything is not ever not true
Uh, you know just ignore it
Yeah, ignore it block. You don't need to fucking talk about it
Because i've heard that's good advice for caleb hammer. He should ignore things and not dude
He should not address them on reddit in weird ways roger. Yeah, you should have taken that advice too

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You guys aren't factoring something in what they're a narcissist true. I forgot. Yeah, that's why they yeah, they
Like oh, caleb's a narcissist and so is roger. You're right. I said it
Anyway, yeah, tell us about h3. I'm so excited to see your presentation. Cory. Here we go babies. Ready?
So if you're an audio listener, we will do our best to guide you through the presentation

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But for the full viewing experience and for the full presentation experience check out our broad
On hot girls have hobbies on youtube.com youtube don't come the slides up
Okay, so what we have here is
The downfall of h3. Is that ela with an ar-15?
So we've got a cutout of ela in the idf with uh ar-15

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Shoulder strapped but also hip cocked to look you know bad as fuck
And dude someone pointed this out on reddit
Her fucking finger is on the trigger on the trigger
That's like not not by the trigger on it the trigger of the gun and you named her ela finger on the trigger

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And and he's got fed three fed three
Oh, it's so good. Cory
We've been calling the gun. We have ethan the court jester klein. Yeah dancing at the end of the gun
Uh being a buffoon and sucking up all of the you know, the eyes and the energy
And people's people's goodwill. I want to say that if we're right we're dead

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Dude, we're dead
I'm dead already this paul weiss. Oh, well, we're just joking. No, this is like my comedy show
This is my comedy broadcast. We're doing all of this with love
With peace and love. Oh, he's in. Hey paul weiss opal if you do a domestic t-word in atlanta or new york
I freaking called it. I mean they're dude. They're lie-darring all of our cities with helicopters

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I mean I can see that they're doing it
No, no, but he's just he's just joking still guys. No, he's just joking these visions in my head
Yeah, no, we're just crazy people. We're just joking about it all say right you want everyone to say that i'm crazy
So that's what I am. Yep
We're cool for coca-cola. We're flying in little circles all over the maps

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Honestly, if they're not lidar-ing with those helicopters, why aren't they yet? They're going I know
It's a good idea from for them like i'm not saying for me, but from the fed's perspective
No, that's why if you're not doing it take my advice, but lidar the fucking cities. You'll know everything
No, no, I don't think the nypd needs to lidar our cities. No, no, no, that was actually american

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Hey, that was actually a joke. Yeah, we'll say that that one was actually
I'm saying i'm so confident that they're they at least know they should be doing it that i'm gonna you know
You gotta be doing it. Yeah, i'm telling I don't want them to do it
I don't want them to be doing it, but they've got to be anyway. That was good joke story time
Yeah, so the nypd idf is flying around, uh, new york

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It's dude if we get gospeled i'm so pissed
I'm beyond pissed me too man. I would be
But yeah, so anyway, um, but yeah, ethan I have we have realized
Unfortunately straight up a lib. He's never gonna get better because he was probably put here to do this

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Feels that way unfortunately
Yeah, it's starting to
But um, yeah, not making any allegations. No accusations here. Just opinions
Jokes, wait here. I said this is just for
ethan
Sorry, buddy. I should have known better. No, dude if h3 sued us I think

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You left the powerpoint we're leaving it in no, there we go. That's true
Then we don't know you've taught me everything that I know about copyright and like truly
You're such a wealth of knowledge for that stuff and I just want you to to do better and get better like this is
This is all with love, but man, we can't follow you down this road. That's all it is, man. Exactly

(32:10):
Um peace and love so anyway, it is peace and love. All right ready for the next slide. Oh, i'm ready
This is art. Okay
so unfortunately
We've seen some of the signs and people some people have been saying it some people have been saying it because they're paid to say it
But some of us have hung up hung along and clung on to the back of the car, you know

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Giving him chance after chance
And so this has been a long time coming
and
Just some of the signs that i've been seeing the last few months at the end of leftovers here is
is
Because to be honest like hasa or ethan the last like I don't know six months has been kind of getting on my nerves

(32:56):
I think that yeah, me too. I don't know if that's the money. I don't know if it's the success
I agree, dude. It was just overall vibes bad. He's a bully. Yeah, he's boolean
Uh, I don't like the way he treats his crew a lot of the times. I think that he's a little
I don't know. He's just kind of like not
I love it. He's just lost the plot a little bit lost the plot. It's like yeah

(33:22):
It doesn't feel like he really cares about any of the things he's talking about and it's all very uh
Programmed, yeah fresh bitch. Yeah, it feels so gross and just
capitalism, baby
Mm-hmm. That's all it feels. It's just like I don't like it bad vibes
A lot of times recently when people like if anyone like tells him he's wrong

(33:46):
He will never like accept it. He digs in hard around digs in hard. Yeah, he's kind he's being like
kind of a
You know
Well conservative. Yeah, like okay
There was this one clip and I won't go too into it because you might have it in here
But I just saw it in the h3 snark subreddit recently then I went and found the clip and it was like dan

(34:09):
uh
Calling out not even calling out
He was just telling ila and ethan that like hey
no, I think the problem with the dogs getting into things and like getting into trouble in the studio is because like
You're not watching them and maybe they shouldn't be in the studio and like
the way ethan and ila like gas lit the fuck out of him and pushed back as like

(34:33):
So you want him to die? That's what you're saying. It was it was just really icky. It's so it's
a tacky for no reason
when it's like valid
concerns
Feels like it's almost like trained like I don't know. It just feels like
Well, I'm not gonna say that I'm not saying that ila is like get your way working for somebody like I'm not

(34:58):
Saying that I'm not saying this is true. She was in the idf. They you don't know what they go through
There's a vibe in the whole thing regardless is it's like yeah the propaganda. It's like we know we know
Off the charts and if you want if you can't consciously break out of that
That's it's just we know we know what you're believing then and that's but you're wrong about all of that stuff

(35:23):
And so ethan you're all wrong. It's all incorrect. You guys have been
been
Deliberately misled. Yes, like
Deliberately by bad people we're starting to realize who's behind all of everything
And it's religious
Extremism yes, dude. It's people it's business
Extremism I said earlier. I was like that is freaking that's sticking

(35:47):
That's the it will dude it feels like a religion at this point like yeah, dude
It is yeah capitalism. That's what I was saying. Well, you know the Church of Latter-day Saints does not have like
Zion or God or anything they are worse. They worship and are obsessed with money
It's weird. They literally have gold idols in there in their churches and stuff or whatever temples or whatever

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Like just can't be good
Someone was arguing with me today on the internet was like I was like dude
That's bananas that they have literally have gold false idols that they're like worshiping and someone was like
It was the Egyptians and the Aztecs who had the gold like I was like dude. That's the that's the whole point

(36:36):
They're the heathens. You don't even they're the ones that you're saying are bad
false idols
You guys are literally worshiping false. I don't money
So Ethan you're claiming that he's there's 99% chance he's a fed for our audio listeners
Want to read we can read some of these? Oh, yeah

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I'll go
So the first one that yeah, so apparently this is a rumor Ethan during leftovers
It seems like Ethan talks over Hassan all the time. He never lets dude. I would hate that if people talked over me
Oh my god, I would hate that so much. Okay, so the next point is even talks over as on with the purpose
It seems like a being the court jester or trying to like derail Hassan from making a point

(37:23):
That would make him look dumb or something too. Like I've noticed that for sure
Like oh sorry good and like literally interrupting him a lot recently, you know
Like in the last few months in you like especially I was like about to interrupt you to make my point
But in like ways where like I said, it feels um

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It's not just like how we excitedly will jump in and over each other
It feels very like I said to try to derail valid points that he knows
He's gonna not align with or it would make him look bad because he does not agree and it it's like yeah
It tries to be play court jester just gesture jester jester

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and
Yeah, I think like play down the seriousness of things sometimes too when Hassan's like no dude like this is
For real like this this this and then it's just I know what you're saying. Yeah, like they're
Call it their discourse
Fucking the I don't know when this shit started popping off

(38:29):
Mm-hmm Palestine and Israel and stuff the online discourse just in the Sun
I was saying I guess the discourse but
This dialogue sort of looking for Hassan and Ethan's dialogue about
the
genocide in in Gaza
It was so painful to listen to dude like cuz Hassan's like I can tell Hassan was like

(38:53):
trying to hand or
Hold Ethan's hand through the whole thing and like and hold but he didn't he didn't want him to look like a bad guy
He wants he could have dunked on him the whole time. Exactly. He wanted a slam dunked his ass
But he wanted to he really wanted to help him see the other side of it and like

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Hopefully at least just think about changing his mind and he was just yeah, it was bad. It was really
Ethan the Ethan that I know would be able to see his friend
You know see see what his friend is saying here. That's why I gotta ask. I you know, it's like
Are you not able to say this? Like are you not able to agree with Hassan?

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Right it feels like something limiting him from agreeing with a certain talking point
Yeah, for sure. Because there's certain certain people who are obvi- you know
They'll say everything except the one thing that they're not supposed to say that's
Yeah, yeah, there's talking points. Yeah
Say it Ethan say there's a genocide going on

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Say it
Okay
Wait for the audio listeners
Oh, I just wasn't for the audio listeners
The next point on the slide right now that we're looking at which was entitled
This has been a long time coming next point on it
Just says Ethan owes everything to his crew and I bet he doesn't give them points

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And yeah, no, I like you mentioned earlier Cory. I agree. I don't think he
truly treats them very well or
He kind of seems like the whole family thing is like a way to
control
Well, I was gonna say compensate for not actually
Treating the crew. I mean, it's like the work thing. Oh, we're a family

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And it feels like they were like trying to do a bit about that
Almost and be like family but as a joke, but then it was like but like no we are a family
But then it's like but that's a bad work toxicity thing then like you feel like you can't express actual
problems cuz it's ruffling the family feathers and it's like

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That's not a good recipe for long term
I'm saying that their job is the worst job on the planet, but
But I just I'm there bet they're getting paid
I'm sure better than they've gotten paid anywhere in their entire life. That's not what I'm saying at all
It's just no, you know, I don't blame them what they're worth working a job. Yeah
It's some things are free

(41:29):
Like it doesn't cost any money to you know, do certain things better treat them better. Whatever. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, so just some of Ethan's capitalist point viewpoints have like been coming through in the last few months that have been
I've been noticing like Ethan talked to him about socialism and it seems like he just like is unwilling to get it

(41:51):
Mm-hmm. He like has to talk around it and stuff. Yes, that's that's truly like
October 7th was like, okay. This is like this is the final straw, but I had been seeing all this shit before
And and yeah, he's confirmed that he doesn't he doesn't profit share
With his crew, which is ridiculous his his here. We'll go to the next slide. I think

(42:17):
We gotta watch this video but he hears some of his like views on capitalism that are
You know, he's just not gonna get it and I think we need to be like around
People who get it. Yeah
No, cuz it really does it hurts the overall
Cause when you're like, you know, you're like, you know, you're like

(42:39):
Because when like you said he has so many eyeballs of people that
really a lot of them are well intentioned and we're drawn to
This show as a whole from leftovers or hasan or you know
They they do a lot of like, you know leftist appealing normally and so

(43:02):
Spreading the message that he does about like you said like socialism capitalism and like
perpetuating that narrative that we
Like we all three here know is so harmful and like really does set back progress in like
Overall understanding of the issues when
Yeah, he's just spewing the same like propaganda type talking points

(43:26):
It's like dude, you're not only just not doing anything about it. You're making it worse actually like
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, again, it's like is the point that you are here to make it worse feels like it's I don't know
Of course, it's just a joke is a capitalist
He says that he says i'm a capitalist like of course you are
Yeah

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You are one person who gets to take credit for all of the work like don't get me wrong
Ethan is a big is a huge part of the show
but
Like that doesn't mean that his co-workers or his yeah his co-workers literally because they shouldn't be seen as like his employees
Um, but they all are part of each so much. Yeah deserve. Yeah, they deserve a piece of the success

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I'm not saying that they each deserve 20 or whatever, you know, it's an agreed upon number
That takes that five percent. Sorry. That was that's for the fallen family members
All right. What's this video where we have figured it out that we've found the best system of organizing society
I think I think that you know, we're at the end of his I think part of it you have to uh,

(44:33):
Tangle with is what's realistic like what's a real?
That's such a fed
I mean we live in los angeles. There's thousands of homeless people starving on the street in our neighborhood
I'm not advocating for that right, but i'm saying that people
see

(44:54):
The flaws in the system that we currently have and so that they I see them too and there's a lot of this is the thing
You're saying like everybody's a radical communist. That's not necessarily the case being anti-capitalist doesn't equate that
It just is somebody that has landed on the side of the coin
That they think that the system that we have that capitalism is not working

(45:15):
And there's a I agree a variety of people. I agree with everything
People like I agree, but I want to keep it the same literally. It's like then you don't agree. Yeah
Uh, take it from that. Well and some people I mean most
Republicans and I would say even a lot of democrats would say what you just described that social democrat

(45:35):
Kind of point of view they're not would say that you are anti-capitalist with that point of view because fine
Then I accept that right and say whatever the fuck you want. Democrats are very often
seen as kind of like
Right on the fence between the the what people call the left and the right
So i'm watching a little like like like buddha himself gets it. Right? You're taking the middle

(45:58):
Know that here in america. Yeah, I wonder what I wonder if dan is being silenced. I hope dan is being silenced
It feels like it. He's been snarky lately and I love it
Oh, really? Oh good. Then maybe he is being silent. Was it was it recently that he complained about the dog shit on the floor?
Yeah, the dog thing that I brought up that was a very recent clip and then they cut that from the episode

(46:21):
But like people had already like clipped it and got it from the audio. So that's how I saw it
I don't know the full story on it, but they were complaining. No, he was snappy recently
Yeah, I have hope that dan's gonna stand on business
Yeah, I hope dude. I wish that they
Would have dude it would have been the bet like right when this started. I was like, oh my god. This is perfect

(46:44):
Like ethan because I had been thinking about this whole thing because I know that ethan was you know, they were in israel here
Let's just go to the next slide. They were in israel. Oh fuck it next slide
Got a whole slide on that next slide
So, uh, but yeah, no, it's just sorry. Sorry disappointing

(47:04):
My nose has been so itchy. My allergies are awful right now. We got so disgruntled by making a stupid t-shirt that
clowns on the billionaires like the
Like the teddy fresh ones we made a couple ourselves feel free to go buy one
Peter teal is a fed and austin russell is a doofus
Yeah, if you like those silly t-shirts, you might like the silly t-shirts that we made peter teal's a fed hthh.store

(47:29):
But if we're being real, I don't really care. What is function?
No, I've read that's like so low on my totem pole priorities of
I don't i'm not trying to sell merch. I just
Love designing dumb t-shirts. Yeah, I kind of just wanted it for myself
It's just so fun to make them if you want one you can buy one
This is a fun ad read. No, i'm just wasting time because korey's trying to pull this thing up. This is free watch time

(47:51):
Well, it's free ad read dude. It's free ad space our show. Well our show is going to the moon right now
Yeah, how many views are we at? We could we could go to the live
Track live like to dislike a ratio tracker on the caleb hammer episode. Let's pull that shit up. Jamie pull that shit up, Jamie
2019 that was the dude for our first video to hit 2000 views and we have uh,

(48:16):
20 likes on it. Let's go
To the moon 19 views. That's all right, baby. Okay, we're back. Oh, we're cooking now. Okay go off go off
Go buy a t-shirt. I don't give a shit if you do
But watch the presentation
That's more important. Okay, sure and
Thank you for those ads. Those were beautiful ads

(48:37):
Do you see my presentation? I do uh-oh for the audio only listeners the new um, yeah, so we're at final straws
The last there's been a couple incident incidents that were kind of big recently. Yeah, like
Like ethan ethan said the n-word a long time ago
And that was a big hurdle that everyone had to get over

(49:00):
Like openly said it a bunch right no, he has a crazy past
Controversy rap sheet like is that what it's called?
Yeah, that reminds me of the that meme on uh, elah's instagram about the
It was filthy frank, right?
Because i'm thinking of controversial past

(49:20):
He's someone who seemed to kind of get through it because now he just makes music but he filthy joji our friend joji
Yeah, he's filthy frank. I forgot dude. That was like he's filthy frank. Yeah, that was like that was like internet
Bottom feeding content. I watched it because I was a boy in high school at the time
I do like i-dubs coming back and like being like

(49:42):
I was a piece of shit like that's like
W. Yeah, no, that's the thing. Yes people can grow. Yes
You can come back if you genuinely like true like the whole point
It's the whole point of everything we're talking about is that it's like no
we are not going to like drill into people that are earnestly trying to like

(50:06):
Be better and become better or just because they did something bad in the past like
It is when you show through your words and actions that you truly do not have any desire to like even acknowledge
Something that might be wrong and it's like no dude. That's not cool. That's not okay
Like you gotta you gotta very explicitly like

(50:29):
I don't know
So what are our final straws? Acknowledge it. Yeah talk about the final straws now. You just gotta do the work
What was the first final straw?
So cutie cinderella, um, she is people know
No, i'm not gonna do this cutie cinderella is this uh streamy. She's she's been hosting the streamies. Okay

(50:51):
Yeah, big streamer big twitch streamer
Uh, I did not say that she is ludwig's boyfriend girlfriend
But she is is she? Yep. She is
Is the funny thing is I bad with streamer names. I don't really know a ton about streamers definitely know cutie cinderella
Could not tell you what ludwig looked like. Well, I have a

(51:14):
But I have a lot of opinions on this. Yeah, this too is weird. Sorry. We'll let you finish what we'll let you speak
so some dude atriarch or something he did uh
Did he oh I can tell you all about the atria. Oh, we have this whole
So from how I understand it and I I have opinions on I think atriarch is a good example for kind of what we're talking about

(51:36):
um
He uh was streaming and he was on like a
deep fake porn site
I believe and the deep fake porn was of stream and show porn
Well, it was like he's yeah, he did not have a good window set up
Yeah, he all tabbed and they saw the window in his in his browser and they they yeah, they clipped and rightfully rightfully

(52:01):
So they clipped called out as fuck rightfully. Yeah, and so but the the
Number one it is fucked up
Uh, hey like deep fake porn is especially without like without their consent
Explosive like without their explicit consent is fucked up crazy. Violating. Right? So
Yeah bad

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And the worst thing is that he's like he was like homies with blood wig kind of his co-worker
Is their like girlfriend? He's like he was like really gross feeling
Yeah, like really good friends like business partners and stuff. That's like literally me
Looking up ai porn of nicole. Hey, literally for real though. Yeah, I was gonna say that just metaphorically

(52:43):
And so listen, I will give I will say that is horrible and I can fully understand how somebody could say that's
Irredeemable of atriarch. Yeah, but
And we don't need to get too deep in that. No, so he's a perfect example of like it's those fucked up
Like he he's he has had one of the better

(53:04):
I'll call him like apologies on socials because it wasn't an apology. It wasn't an apology
Like buckle down his apology on some shit his initial apology with his wife or girlfriend or whatever
That was bad cringe, but then he kind of just shut up for like six months and kind of
You know, he said sorry initially and everyone was like, okay, whatever dude

(53:25):
But then he like started some like he worked. This is just what he said. I don't I I've never vowed very
Can't validate wrong. You could be a piece of shit
um, but he like
Really kind of put his money where his mouth is about like saying sorry and he started like or he like spearheaded this whole like
organization to basically catch
People who make deep fake porn like I think it had to do with like the like legal

(53:49):
But maybe he's a maybe no it could be like Ashton Kutcher type situation where it's like we still think he's creepy but um,
Yes, I think it had to do with like these places now
No, I think it was like funding the like
lawsuits to get AI porn taken down for people or like something in that vein where it was like

(54:10):
helping connect creators with the resources to like
Legally take down these sites and people and like whatever the fuck like we said
We don't know can't confirm what he actually did. That's what he said
regardless respected that he kind of disappeared for six months and seemingly was doing that in like

(54:31):
Trying to like we said it's at least a like of a valid
Valiant effort to
possible rehabilitation
And you don't have to like we said we don't think what he did is good
I would never fight on his behalf to be like no, he's a good guy
But it's just like yeah, like you said it's example of at least fucking putting your money where your mouth is and not just like

(54:57):
No, no, sorry. I said that and then you go act the same way
I remember he provided some receipts about like personal money that he put up to like, you know
Yeah, like spent some of his money to do it, but I don't I don't know where you like or
Life is literally just a series of choices and who you are is depends on what those choices are

(55:19):
That's all it is like
So so Ethan thought the deep fake AI porn was hilarious. That's the end of the
Basically, so so anyway, cutie Cinderella go have that happen to her and then she went on stream and
And wanted to and went on stream when she just saw that people were like, oh, you know, you know

(55:42):
Cuz I'm sure she got brigaded and stuff
and so she sat down and she streamed and and was like
You know, this is what it looks like basically like this is the damage that you don't normally see this
Yes, you know and she's being and this is she just being so vulnerable to or at least a person that Ethan knows

(56:02):
That at least has on like very much respect like right here like it's like you said kind of like a co-worker
fuck a triac for
Yeah
Showing it to thousands of people
Yeah, fuck the people do you have any pictures of myself from that's right website?
How can your heart does not break seen her and like it just I think that's what our audio only listeners

(56:27):
She's even sitting at right now
She's right for our audio listeners. Yeah, I just the fact that like
you can
Yeah, cuz it's like it's one of those things where it's like even if you apologize for the way you acted. I don't
Think it's like let's see. Yeah, you chose read full reaction here

(56:54):
He's kind of smirking a little bit like head and hand like
slouching over well
Cutie Cinderella's like why?
out yeah
Elbow overhead. Oh now he's covering his mouth because it's getting funny to him
He just can't help but giggle at a woman in because turmoil

(57:17):
Don't don't mind me don't like don't mind me just laughing at this girl who feels so extremely violent
You were able he's covering his mouth again. And now Zack should not have done this
But Zack started playing though, like sad sappy
Overly sappy dude. I have I think sacks a piece of shit, too. I think he's such a misogynistic little piece of shit

(57:39):
I've never liked it definitely
I'm pretty sure vibes fucking bad. I'm way less of a fan than you guys, dude. I
Yeah, I love dude, I'm a massive fan I know watched Ethan I have watched every single one of his videos
Since before he I think right when he moved from Israel to New York. That's crazy

(58:02):
That is crazy because I remember like fan people have respected him and looked up to him for like 10 years
Well, that's what's so sad is because like we've talked before too
it's like obviously we've talked plenty of times of like how we want to like go about making content and like what what our
Goals with it are and like what creators you know

(58:22):
Do we look up to and like like what they've done and h3 was one of those that we were like
I like that. It seems like you know early on
They really were just making things for fun and making thing when they talked about people
It was the same thing same sort of vibe
You know that I think something like the Caleb hammer where it felt like it was a worthy

(58:44):
Opponent in in what they were challenging it didn't feel like beating
Beating a dead horse or or just talking about that. Whatever was trending it was like no
I actually respect that you're calling out like this kind of behavior online and like like what you know keemstar shit
it's like yeah, no, I respect calling that kind of stuff out and

(59:04):
then it's like
You guys went and fucked it up
We kind of respected the arc you were taking and how you went around creating this like media
Empire or whatever you want to call it, but it's like it feels so
He's the guy who he's like the person who literally sets legal precedent for copyright in court

(59:28):
I don't think I'll let people know that how I'm
People need to that's why I that's how I know who Ethan is is because of that lawsuit. Yeah, that was where I first heard
It's so it's so important if if Ethan didn't win that lawsuit
No one would ever be able to use clips of anyone else's stuff ever on YouTube
Yeah, we never be over. No, we're not have VOTS

(59:50):
You can't do it if Ethan doesn't go to court and whatever the I forget exactly
It was no and I think that's part of why I liked you know what they were doing so stuff like that
It was like no they really felt like standing on business. It felt like fighting for the little guy
But then it's like yeah fed vibes with that and then yeah
then we talked about this recent stuff and it's like fuck it's it I don't I

(01:00:13):
Do they cut you a check don't like it. You get a check your check. I'm ready to check. How big was it?
How much money was in that check?
October 8th what I'm just making a joke. Oh, yeah
But anyway, here's more cutie Cinderella

(01:00:34):
So Ethan laughs at Zach playing that song so I'll give him a little bit of grace here, but then
Buckled overhead in hand
His face it's just and you know what I think's really

(01:00:56):
Is uh
The way Olivia's acting. I really don't like that that silence to very clear like misogyny
I just I can't expect her to speak. I was just about to say okay. I know how to thank
It's giving a little boys club environment there where it's very hard to speak up. That's your boss

(01:01:17):
I don't fault her. I just that it extra adds on to how icky it all feels cuz it's like
Everyone's just kind of a yes, man for Ethan and so much so that it makes them appear as bad people
By association and it's just icky feeling. I really hate it and we know you're not those people

(01:01:38):
Yeah, no, it's just and and I know that they've they've all apologized for this like this is not an attack on this
This is just a recap. It's just an example of you know. He's given a timeline. It's the the fall the fall timeline
Currently occurring fall
Show you the thousands of people

(01:02:01):
Fuck the people DMing me pictures of myself from that from that website
Fuck you all
Ethan's just looking around holding it together. This is what it looks like this is what the paid looks like
Okay
It's coming why whatever it doesn't we don't need to watch this but yeah, anyway, it's just like

(01:02:29):
Stop sharing
Next no, it's just I yeah, it's a really
It's just an example or this is what I was gonna say actually before you showed the reaction. It's I
I
Just it makes me feel so icky that that would even be
Somewhat like I understand people react differently to being uncomfortable and you know what yada yada yada

(01:02:52):
I'll give everyone every benefit of the doubt, but it just makes me feel gross that that could even be your reaction to what's happening and
Yeah, it's like you can apologize for doing it
But like the fact that it happened in the first place gives me really bad vibes
So yeah, I would hate that that workplace to turn into yeah, I would never Jason

(01:03:12):
When I see anyone crying is like I don't this isn't what you're doing. So it's very weird
Yeah, this is why it's like worrying me because
unfortunately a lot of like, you know, I
I mean, I don't know whatever. Okay. I think brutality is just a trait of some people right now. Yeah

(01:03:35):
Yeah, if he's getting
Brutality was that super loud?
It was a little loud but it wasn't hard and I potentially you may need to wear a diaper if you have a lot of
sex you can actually
Is that okay or is it
The volume was fine. Yeah, dude the the the mat the Mac scroll wheel thing should never ever

(01:04:01):
Change a slide. I agree
If he's getting hard enough potentially you may need to wear a diaper if you have a lot of sex
You can actually blast open your anus frequent

(01:04:25):
Mean it is funny though. I just I think the problem is that the term power bottom is very sure now
Well, let me ask you this Matt. Is it possible?
Yeah, are you are so would you he always kind of?
He's always me too far on yeah. Yeah
This is a fan right? Yeah, this is even a fan. This is our audio

(01:04:49):
Ethan's gay jokes to a fan, which is really apologize, but it's like the fact that you did this is just says a lot
Once again, it's the fact that you thought that was okay. You don't do that late the label. Yeah
Both I knew you were gonna ask me that I knew you're gonna go there and I mean
What the fuck

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If he's getting you're gonna go there and I mean this is all peace and love and with respect
Are you are or so would you consider yourself the top or bottom or you don't do that?
Like the labels I knew you were gonna ask me that I knew you're gonna go there
And I mean this was all peace and love and with respect even it's none of your business
Can I guess what?

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Will you tell me if it's right if I guess right dude, why are you still ask Matt?
The reason you're okay. You know what?
I'm not gonna get into it Matt, but we all know which one you want
It's not it. They very clearly just set a boundary with you and said why the fuck are you asking me that?
Yeah, but when you've never had boundaries set against you and you never have to stay within those boundaries

(01:05:55):
You could just do whatever you want. Mm-hmm sounds familiar
Yep, what do you prefer?
Yeah, I think you probably do yeah, and that's great
And that yeah, that's what I mean
To be honest, I don't really I'm trying but I don't I don't apologies to whatever his name was apparently I was homophobic to him

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apparently
Apparently some snowflakes were offended. So I'm gonna apologize
What's up with Ethan today?
This is genuine as fuck. I remember watching me too. I remember watching this one too being like what the fuck
I
Think he might actually be like fucking an op
Dude, this was one of the I remember watching this episode live because I at some point I streamed like, you know

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A decent amount of their shows just in the background, you know while working and stuff and
Yeah, this one is so
Like you said big ol' fed flag really icky really non-ally of you Ethan
Yeah, for real
But something's off bad vibes this episode

(01:07:07):
Shut the fuck off unsubscribe go away
Fuck Dan for this too
Yeah
No, sorry, yeah
L for Dan, L take from Ethan
We got a dub from Dan earlier and an L from Dan so now Dan's back at zero
Yeah
Netted out
Ethan doesn't give them points, but we do
Dan's at zero now. Yep. Everyone's at zero except Ethan

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He's negative. He's like minus four and he looks like minus probably eight. Yeah
Did we lose our anus? Oh
Oh, no, did we lose the anus? All right, we paused for a sec. It's a Dante Nicole show. Oh, we lost them
Welcome back to the show. Well, we'll go back since we have you all here

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Oh, let's do the live. Let's do a live Caleb hammer check while we wait for him to rejoin. Oh, look at that
We're at 239 hours of watch time
We lost Corey so we don't know what else we can say about the h3
Drama, but no, I feel like he was in the middle of about to make a point got more impressions

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Dude, we're going to the moon. What the fuck? He's back. All right. We got it
We were just doing a live reading of the we're still at two. We didn't go up. Oh, we're at 2024 views
Hey guys, it's we can't get any more views because it's the final year
Yeah, we have 2024 views on our video. That's gonna be the best video
I'll screenshot it and I won't know where to find it later. You're not I'll still see this

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Everything's or no, you don't see the screen. No, no, not yet. All right, I'm gonna stop recording mine
I
Was your time away no, it's still all recording no I was everything is still recording
I was making a joke about my OBS because I was recording our live view counter on our last episode
And so just for the the audio only listeners. Oh, I like to dislike went up. We're at 25% likes on it

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No, wait, is that what got better? I think it was like, oh, so we got another like, yeah
Okay, maybe it's finding its audience now. They realized okay, not the Caleb Hammer comment more
Fuck them, dude. That's why I don't mind all of the age
Like loyalists or bots or whatever. We're gonna be really mad about this
You'll read it go to the bottom hit that dislike button
Dislike button see if you can leave a paragraph for us. We'll get back to you

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We can get this under 10% like I'll tell you. Yeah, seriously do it. I don't care
I know it big deal. So happy those aren't true fans Dante said he doesn't even didn't even watch him
He only watched the frenemies highlights like whoa
Yeah, I said leftovers highlight so I caught you in a lie right now
Yeah, just just no actually, you know what Dante has confirmed watch is the three hour frenemies video essay

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I think if I just say that you could find it on YouTube don't know what the name of it is for hours for hours
Yeah, we watched the entire thing and Dante was locked in it's it's a good
I love a long ass video essay same wrong with that. Okay
anyway
Back to it. Yeah, he doesn't give a shit about his apology. Yeah

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The h3 crew. Oh my gosh, let's go. Yep
So I the h3 crew is I think a massive portion of this show
It is not just Ethan the way that he's starting to feel like it is
and I think that yeah, we found out that they they don't profit share and
That's bullshit and all of them should literally unionize or walk

(01:10:30):
You guys are the show you're the heart of the show dude if they saw this slide right here
We're posting this slide on on h3 snark because the I think
That we know they they've got to look at that one and this would set them off so hard because I think that's probably what
They're scared of is the crew

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finally, you know standing up against them because
We haven't even touched on anything with like Alina or a B and how it's coming. It's yeah
I'm sure I was gonna say I'm sure you have plenty coming up, but like that kind of stuff, too
It's like y'all you should really just split off or all fucking every stick together

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Huh? Go ahead
Rewatching everything now too. It's like it kind of feels like it's always been there, you know, just microaggressions, dude
It feels like it's same. I would watch some old stuff and like, you know through the new lens that I have and it's yeah
Icky this is going going

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Maybe not this clip, but some of these clips are gonna piss you off when you when you know now
Because I didn't accept fully that this was true and that they were feds until very recently, you know, so it's hard
It's hard. It sucks. It's like a friend, you know, I get it
But they very much were like a comfort shell it like I said that being like my favorite background noise

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That's not a that's not a diss. That's a compliment. That means you comfort me
I would love to be someone's background noise and yeah, I get it
it was it was sad to lose a nice like comfort creator that you thought was well intentioned and I
Was a paying I was a sub I as a sub at one point to do a message and I said I can't I can't

(01:12:17):
support
Zionism right now, bro
yeah, I was a sub until Ethan read my name out loud because I donated money and
Because we were earnestly trying to get them to shed light on what we thought was a very
Is it crazy for me to think that they would have eat like
You'd think that h3 would eat up the Roger Clay story. Well, not anymore

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Because it's a little too touchy
They were talking about Jeffrey Epstein up until like pretty recently, you know, it's like
Their their handler probably was like no more on that little too close for comfort. Yeah
Like I'm gonna
No more Paul. Why so cool either?

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Here let's watch I mean like there is a point where
Probably upwards towards a billion plus where it becomes an issue
But like having a few million dollars ten tens of millions of dollars in my opinion is
There's nothing wrong with making that much money and nothing inherently wrong with with

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So I first of all, I believe that
it's functionally impossible to generate like a
a certain level of income probably in like the tens of millions without
Hiring people and then
Profiting off of their labor. It's just a simple Marxian term profit being profit being theft

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The difference between you and I I think is that you are a capitalist. I am or not. So when you hire people
You extract their surplus labor value in the form of a profit
Yeah, and then you use that profit for whatever you can pocket it if you want
You can use it back and reinvest it back into your business if you want
and someone on the left someone who is anti-capitalist would say I

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Believe that there should be a more democratic process in the way that that profit is distributed
Oh, so for example, I have two editors on my youtube channel. Mm-hmm, and it's not a full-blown cooperative
It's like oh what what are you gonna like split?
The revenue I
Good one

(01:14:39):
Do mr. Socialist Hassan corporation
I'm still the main like service provider
It's not like we're fucking making pomegranate juice or something or we're not doing commodity production, right?
But they dictate what they do. They dictate their own hours. They dictate
What kind of content that they want to make they go?

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Kind of content that they want to make they guide the direction in its entirety. They guide the direction
entirety
Yeah, if you like it's a hypothetical right like I don't mean like
So I was just gonna say that like the way that Hassan is describing

(01:15:26):
His editor it sounds like this you talking about like the people who edit stuff or like people who just work for him in
General or like help him out even I think he has a yeah
He's not their boss, right? It sounds like they're working together and so they work together. I love that
That's what we say all the time. We're like, I never want to be anyone's boss
I literally want to have like partnerships with people

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he's providing them content to edit and post and they're probably he's
He's negotiating with them to seems like to have an agreement that they're happy with
How much money they get and their hours and you know, whatever
Democratic process in the way that that profit is distributed
So for example, I have two editors on my youtube channel

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Mm-hmm, and it's not a full-blown cooperative corporation because I'm still the main like service provider
It's not like we're fucking making pomegranate juice or something. We're not doing commodity production, right?
But they dictate what they do. They dictate their own hours. They dictate
What kind of content that they want to make they guide the direction in its entirety?

(01:16:30):
They guide the direction of the channel in its entirety
so the the thing that I'm designing currently
Up until recently. I was just like paying them a flat fee that they asked and that I would just increase whenever revenue increased
Because I was like this you're not asking like so I'm just gonna give you more money
But now it's gotten to a point where like the channel makes a decent amount of money. Mm-hmm. So

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I'm just gonna give them the flat fleet flat fee plus
Half the revenue overall
That's okay of the entire
That's so and I'll even say is there something to be said for like
Because people do provide value right if I'm streaming and I have somebody editing for me

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I don't that's not worth as much as Hassan letting them do that because he has like he's worth more on the internet than I am
and so like I
Don't know that doesn't even feel bad like that feels like how you would how you would do it
50% and I bet you anything if I'm being real
It's generous Hassan is being very generous like but you guys could literally be like

(01:17:38):
You know, I think it's correct it up. However, you want, you know, yeah, it's like no
We're not gonna disagree that yeah, we're not gonna disagree that Hassan is being very generous here and like
It's okay to value, you know, you're what you offer to
But I don't think we should have to have somebody be generous in order for things like that
I was just gonna say I don't think that this is that crazy in

(01:18:02):
And I bet you anything is Ethan about to act like this is absolutely insane keep the clip
channel
and
And not only that but then also getting ideas over there Dan not only fucking revolution back here

(01:18:25):
Don't get any fucking ideas we're never gonna get anywhere near that Dan. It's like I don't know
I know it's he's doing a little jokey joke, but it's nice. It's gross. I don't know
Yeah, I don't know I don't really see a problem with what Hassan's doing no dude
It's it's very very generous
But but even if in like your normal life like no one's gonna be as generous as Hassan

(01:18:48):
But if you've got one percent of the businesses profits or revenue or whatever as payment
it's like the story of the dude who took like he got offered like 500 or
200,000 or something to sing the music on Lion King and he went back and asked for you know
Royalties, and he's still getting them

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You know so in the war Lucas's Star Wars
And you think about it too as the business gets better as you guys do things better
And you get paid more are you gonna be are you gonna want to slack off on that job?
Are you gonna want to try and make that business better so you get paid more and live better?
You know it's like it makes sense to include people in the structure of the business right like they can't because they're greedy

(01:19:36):
It just feels common sense to us because I don't know yeah
We get we have no money, and we never have had money right and to us
It's like well
I would obviously want to do that for anyone that I was you know working like we said working in partnership with is really
How it feels in any of these instances where it's like no that just feels fair

(01:19:57):
And I want everyone to win in this and I it doesn't
Ethan is so so far from that he really shows his cards
And how selfish he is sometimes and you know he hasn't he's just had some little responses here so far in the clip
But it's I don't know the dig at Dan

(01:20:19):
We will figure out how to contract out like other editor wait wait wait wait
Why don't you give them a cut of your main source of income?
Why why because they don't touch the main source of income in any meaningful capacity main source of income in the form of like
The twitch stream is just it's just me. You know what I mean. They're just working on

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Yeah, what I'm creating on twitch and then adding value to that at what point can you hire someone to help you on?
Your main channel without
Having to pay them an enormous amount of money that like you've built this thing
by yourself
from the ground up
So how can you?

(01:21:04):
Either researching or
Yeah, let's say let's say researching preparing stories like we have you know yeah
How would you pay that I think a
distribution of
profit there
considering like
How unique what we do is because like you're the content you are providing the service, right?

(01:21:31):
It's not like you're a factory owner, and you don't really do anything
You're not on the fucking assembly line if you're a factory owner, but when you're the content creator yourself
You're the one who probably edited the videos until a certain point and now you have editors right so
Okay
He doesn't get it no he's just so he's he doesn't get it he shows how how much he doesn't get it

(01:21:56):
Or he's you know pretend playing dumb
But no, it's actually I think a because I think he's brainwashed like everyone in America is brainwashed to say oh
This person's dad had a loan so he gets to collect all of the profits from that company forever

(01:22:17):
Like it doesn't make any fucking sense, but he's like you know he's benefiting from it so of course it makes sense
Let's say you were making
I lost track of what I was trying to say but
Now you're good
We'll go to the Hassan
Hassan is leaving leftovers clip for our audio only listeners

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Dan comes on
You're so respectful to our audio only listeners. I love our audio only listeners. I yap extra long for you guys
Heck yeah guys, but I they always would farm Hassan is leaving leftovers
And then that's why it was extra funny when it actually was like such a sour ending it was like
Yeah, I joked a lot you joked a lot and then it you couldn't

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You couldn't take the heat Ethan
Now you're making $15 yeah right Dan has brought in five extra dollars of revenue for you
And I think that the the best possible way
To to engage with that would be to cut Dan in on
Like offer Dan living wages plus whatever

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Whatever Dan has brought in in the form of revenue
The big problem and and that moves that move the direction like you make and then later down the line you make a hundred
Thousand dollars
No, no, that would never work now. Yeah, Dan is talking
Here's where this seems more like it's a nice theory, but like in application it makes no sense

(01:23:48):
It would never work in the real world. Sorry that my show is growing
Who's the authority on saying who gets how much and like you guys right like he he
Do we think such a fed boy and cedar profit shares? I feel like he profit shares
Let's ask him. Let's write him an email

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Well, I'm just saying it probably does and I was just gonna say that's an example of like a show like a small show similar to probably age three size
Of someone who I would assume does profit share. I don't know. I
Just don't think the people know it's at the Sam Cedar show would accept no profit sharing
I just it's so funny to me hearing

(01:24:30):
His son explain this and then Ethan immediately jumped to like well
That's not possible cuz I'm hearing a song say it and go nodding my head going
These are the exact conversations we have about like if we ever start making money
We want to like we have such clear, you know how we want to approach it
And it's you know, very similar to how his son describes it and it's like oh

(01:24:53):
Notting my head along being like this. Yeah, this dude gets it Ethan just oh
It could never work dude that there's no fucking way
Well in that Caleb hammer vlog he they had
Caleb show like one of them he showed like a Google Doc of
Just like what he was working on and it was like just think like the worst possible

(01:25:16):
Analysis of like a mr. B style analysis of like a title and thumbnail so they were they were like writing down like
First title and it was like Caleb pointing and calling the girls stupid
And then it was like I changed thumbnail 30 minutes later
And then it was like then the click-through rate went down. So we changed it to a third just documenting all of the whatever
And I was like what I told Nicole was you know, again if we ever start making money with this shit

(01:25:40):
I like yeah, like, you know, we'll have a document but it'll be like
Okay track of some this is the video and this these are the people who worked on it
And this is what they did and this is the breakdown of any future profits that that video makes
This is how we're gonna divvy up the money like it's insane to me to focus that hard on like
Click through rate of video like it's like I think I said this it just feels like you've lost the plot of like what content

(01:26:04):
Creation should be and I know that that's not everyone's fault
You know, we got the beastification of YouTube that really like brainwashed everyone into behaving a certain way in their thumbnails and titles and
And intros and all that good stuff, but it's like
So many of you've just lost the plot you're looking at these
Minute details like how the click through rate changes which as a former digital marketing employee

(01:26:29):
I understand I that's some corporate shit documenting all that stuff and like being like
Well next time we'll make the title read for like I get it
I get that people document that but you guys come in at the same time every day and it's like this is supposed to be like
I was just gonna ask if they had ever thought about the content
Like if you ever thought about the content that you're putting out

(01:26:50):
Well, and it's also from my perspective like that you just created the worst grind for yourself for no reason when like you could be like
evaluating the like the the meat of your content and being like
How like do we even like what we're doing?
Do we feel good about it? Not like the click through rate was better on this one where we called him a poor dumb fuck

(01:27:13):
And that so that performed better. Let's do more of that
Dumb bitch doesn't know how to manage her finances because she's a woman
And I'm like I don't care like you lost the plot
I have a question. How many slides are there just for time? Just so we know how much to yap
This is slide four

(01:27:36):
We have 13 more
Okay, we'll let you cook. We'll just let you go through
So Ethan so oh I wanted to say about that real quick just that
It's it's starting to feel like we're getting a little bit of a daily wirefication like when the podcast ramped up

(01:27:57):
You know into four days a week like that's a lot of content and that's a lot of views a lot of eyes, you know
And I will say when he thought when he announced that he was having Hassan on the show
I was shocked because he had never talked. I feel like like never talked about him before

(01:28:18):
Like I'm just saying maybe there's a second person who's meant to be an op for Hassan
Dude for real
I was gonna say it earlier, but I didn't want to do it yet
I mean it's seeming that way like okay like think you yeah, they met on fucking birthright dude like I don't know the gift

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We gotta hurt for audio only listeners. We're at 128
Let me just say for our audio only listeners the gift that you're missing on screen is Ethan absolutely deep throat in a banana
So just letting you know
Yeah, so you know while they were on birthright
He will met I wrote he will met her mark at the Holocaust Museum and they fell in spy love while Ethan was an eye word on birthright

(01:29:05):
But yeah, they started the channel in Israel and here's Ethan talking here we don't have the time
They met in at the Holocaust Museum. It's a funny cute story or whatever
But the point of his story is that he said that he came to Israel
He was he was like in such a bad mental state, you know, cuz he's like, I don't know what 20 or whatever

(01:29:30):
You're pretty young and life's hard. Yeah, and then they send you over to this place. He wanted to drop out of it
He didn't want to go and then he his family convinced him to go and he gets on there and and he shows up in beautiful
Israel and in beautiful, Elah and there's yep, and they say here's here's your friend Elah and

(01:29:51):
You know, here's a couple of the first videos
While they were in Israel and it made me look, you know, I'm looking back at it. I'm like, okay
I see that this was there from the start, you know, it's like
It's kind of like bullying and being mean as the humor and we see that on social media the the Israeli social media
Is like drawing mustaches and like making fun of the people that they're literally murdering murdering

(01:30:18):
Yes of two thousand bomb pound bombs on you know, right?
So this is
Now what the fuck what the fuck stop good someone fucking Israel again over and over fucking construction
The noise all the time people shouting there's always someone shouting I can't stick in a peaceful sleep in this country in Israel

(01:30:42):
Wow
Oh
Nasty big-ass now Ethan's walking through a sidewalk and
Oh shit, you know, it's fucking guys beautiful path. Hey, it's a dog shit all over fucking smells like shit the country somehow smells like dog shit

(01:31:06):
And I'm fucking here trying to enjoy my beautiful fucking day. It's all a dog shit, man
So what I'm watching
Is the yeah
It's this is why it's like that's just they're like talk about Israel
It's like that that was the directive it felt like yeah, really humor is pretty bizarre. I don't know. Yeah, let's anyway

(01:31:32):
I feel like I
Would like to be a comedian, but every time I sit down to write jokes, they always end up being about poop
I know a lot of people I talk to when they actually put
That on h3 snark say what they have a certain way I could yeah, this could have gone like Ben Shapiro many years earlier
I think if they

(01:31:54):
Like if I just feel like I see this like I feel like he's been being a chameleon. Yeah, and it's like
Yeah, when I tapped in to h3 and like, you know was more
watching regularly it was
For enemies time. Yeah, so it was not like I didn't really watch any of this older stuff. Don't like this is so

(01:32:17):
Yeah
It's like painful
But but so I was curious I was like what did like cuz early on a year ago before I was like
I was telling Lisa I was like I think one day Ethan and Hila are gonna have to confront like the fact that they
Support Israel. Yeah

(01:32:38):
No matter and they're still doing what they're doing and this was even before October 7th
And then as soon as October 7th happened that you know, that was like it was just so obvious. Yeah
But so beforehand that this is Ethan talking about Palestine before
Or actually I'm gonna show Bobby Bobby Lee went to Israel before and if people think that we're lying about like

(01:33:04):
All the feds on the internet and stuff. We're not they literally run and it's like an operation
They they bring people in they show them the place and they give them a good time
And then they send them back home to go and talk about how much they love it here. So here's Bobby Lee talk
Israeli government is flying out like
celebrities for free out there to do a tour for free and

(01:33:29):
It's on the house. They'd fly your first-class old thing and I go
It's free. They go. Yeah, it's not free
Because when you land there they go you have to everyday tweet positive things about Israel
Yeah, right. Yeah, and I just felt so uneasy
Uneasy about it don't know much about it. I just know that they're in conflict, but I did I did what they said

(01:33:51):
I was just basically, you know, oh
Palisades, I know Israel is a beautiful country. Yeah, that's probably true. That's true. It is true
But then it's like I had to tag the government in it or whatever. Oh, that's crazy Israeli government. Yeah
Oh fuck that's weird. Yeah, it was just like every day. It was just non-stop. You were cucking for the Israeli government
I wish I hadn't gone really

(01:34:15):
And then kind of tells me Bobby Lee might not be fully a fed that's kind of cool
He at least recognizes some fed behavior
He's funny sometimes I've been a little I'm doing a little
Being a little I'm doing
This is a FAQ this is when I was like, okay, I think

(01:34:38):
So if when you realize that
But I'll slow it down a little bit and try to be like
Normal Ethan, but that's that's kind of an interesting topic. Maybe you can speak to it because I can't really so we're gonna start the FAQ now
And I'm just gonna I'm gonna throw the first one Hila

(01:35:02):
What's the difference between on-camera Ethan and like real life Ethan if you can speak to that?
I don't prepare for that. I don't care what you don't have an opinion
There's not that much difference
Oh, yeah, there's another piece of lore for h3 people that Hila was always behind the camera and never liked being on camera
Which I think is interesting. It's a little interesting. It's kind of director

(01:35:28):
First of all
What was that guy that hangs around Caleb all the time what's his name?
Brandon. It's given. Yeah, just jokey little handler vibes
Now don't get me wrong. I think that they are very much in love
Yeah, we're not trying to start some big fucking conspiracy. It's just like
I've seen the Americans guys. I know that two spies can be in love and do their job together. Okay?

(01:35:57):
Joke, but you know, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that
You know, they're they're kind of goal here is to put
Israel on a good light and it's like something that is just a known fact to like you said how they met out on birthright
Like that we're not just like
Making something up there like that is a known thing that they like they want

(01:36:21):
People who are living in Israel to mingle with the people who come on birthright because of course the whole point of getting them on birthright is because they want them
To like potentially move to Israel or at the very least talk highly of it and like it is a known tactic that they try to like pair up
Couples while people are on birthright because then you're a little bit more tapped into Israel and you care a little bit more if you're like in love with someone

(01:36:48):
That lives there all of a sudden it's
We're not saying it's all calculated but that those are the kinds of things that they want them to do like
Ethan literally says he was pro-Palestine before he went to Israel
He's one of his best friends. Isn't one of his best friends?
Before this disowned him
It doesn't really yell at me

(01:37:09):
No, of course
Okay, don't abuse her in real life so we can check that off
Sorry to everyone who thought that I wasn't abusive husband
You wouldn't normally cough in my face
No, I don't do that
It does work with his underwear all the time that is regular
But not pulled up to my nipples usually
Sometimes a little lower

(01:37:31):
Some days you never know
You never know
But to be honest
I guess the Ethan on camera is just a little more extreme of the real one
Yeah
Like just a bit more exaggerated
Yeah, that's a good I think that's a good description
I think we're watching Warcoholics which I'd say we're fans of that show Warcoholics

(01:37:52):
It's pretty good, it's pretty funny
And I saw them in an interview and they said
Are the characters based on the real you or how did you create the characters?
And he said it's basically us just a little more exaggerated and a little more stupid
That's exactly it
I guess it's something like that
Okay, good answer. Good job, Hila
I threw you a curveball but you're good. She's got it
She acts shy on camera but she's pretty quick. She's pretty smart when you push her

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Should we tell them a story about that Israeli post office?
It's just kind of a weird way to describe it
Can we pause that?
I just want to point out for our audio only listeners
I can't tell if he winked a little bit
He does have Tourette's and it could have just been a tick
But it's whatever
I feel like some of it's a little bit tongue and cheeky

(01:38:36):
I was going to say it's a little
It kind of feels like a nervous thing of
You know, she's
Yeah, like you said, a little tongue and cheeky
Well, you know, she's actually really smart
She kind of plays it down on camera
But she's a genius, I know
And that's what I'm saying
I understand that Ethan has Tourette's and everything
But it's a weird time to wink

(01:38:57):
And like it could
I'm not trying to
I don't really want to talk about it
Hila don't fuck Hila
She seems like sweet and giggly, look at this innocent little face
But she don't fuck around
And in Israel, people don't fuck around either
People are chubby, they're rude
So we're in the post-op
That's funny
I mean that's true, dude

(01:39:19):
It's kind of a funny ending to that clip
Maybe he should have kept that energy
Yeah, he should keep that energy up, bro
No, I'm just kidding
I'm joking
And then here's Ethan and Hila on Bobby Lee's podcast
Talking about
IWORD like five years before
So they like know that it's
Oh, I saw this clip recently, yes
Can't you just

(01:39:41):
Split up Jerusalem 50-50?
It is already split up
50-50
Well, for example, the
Old city, which is really the part that
Everyone's fighting over
I don't want to say that, but everybody's really
Obsessed with the old city, which is the biblical
Part of the city
And that is cut up into perfect quarters from after
World War II with like the Christians

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The Jews, the Muslims, and there's another group
That are like the Genonites or some weird one
That nobody really, they just got hooked up
So that's what
It is split up
By groups
East Jerusalem, you don't
That's all
Arabian
What was his name? The Israeli
Prime Minister

(01:40:25):
Just dilemmas
Of the world that we have to deal with
And it may never be resolved, it doesn't
Sound like it will ever be resolved
You know the closest we ever got, we had
This, what was his name?
The Israeli Prime Minister
The one who got
Shot? Robin
Robin, was that his name?
There was this guy, he was really close to achieving

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Peace with the Palestinians
And who killed him?
A Jew
A fundamental Jew, who thought
Fuck these guys, let's not make peace, and he took him out
It's not as if they're making money, or
There's no money tied to it, it really is
Strictly about God, right?
The Palestinians are definitely
Fucked by everybody, that's gotta be one of the worst places
To live in the whole world, is Gaza

(01:41:09):
And the thing about Gaza is that
Egypt's got the border closed, Israel's got the border
Closed, and Israel
Despite having given up autonomy, whatever
They still control
They regularly go in there and kill terrorists, they control the
Water and the power and all this shit
Is there McDonald's there? In Gaza? Possibly
I think there might be, like if I was there could I go to a Starbucks?
Some of the images I've seen are strikingly civilized
But it's still fucked

(01:41:31):
Strikingly civilized bro?
Hold on
What a fucking
That's the whole clip
That says everything I need to know
To call them strikingly
Civilized, that's giving
Wow, you speak so well
Wow, fucking whatever
Other, not even microaggression
Major aggression

(01:41:53):
Yeah, and whether or not
He knows it, that is
That's dehumanizing
And that is intentional
Like, words are magic
They have power
Like, when you use
Dehumanizing language and stuff on people
They literally think of them
As less than human
Which is what we're seeing now

(01:42:15):
And that's why everyone's like, dude
Stop, like it's really
Fucked up right now and you are
Making it worse, like
Yeah
Yeah, next slide
Yeah, that's all I have to say on that
First podcast begins and it was fun
It was fine, we don't even need to watch anything
If you made it this far
If you made it this far, you fucking seen

(01:42:37):
Leftover, right?
Yeah
But
That started in
They did it for like two years
Almost two full years I think
It was great, it was like
I love Hasan and I
Saw it as Hasan
Teaching Ethan
I saw it as

(01:42:59):
Hasan showing him
What we're about and
That it's not a scary thing and that it's just
We're
A reasonable people who are making
Very reasonable demands
And it's very simple
They act like, oh
How are we gonna know who's gonna
Get the equity? It's like you guys
Literally gamble on

(01:43:21):
Yeah, exactly
But it's like they'll make up
Like the fucking Nasdaq and all this shit
And you're like, oh this is confusing
Like
Yeah, no actually
Yeah, so figuring out, divvying up
Profits in a 20 person company is
Fucking impossible but we invented
Derivatives and we're gonna
Trade

(01:43:43):
In the stock market without ever actually
Involving any real stock
We're just gonna trade the ability to
Buy a stock on a
Certain date in the future
It's not complicated
But profit sharing and worker co-ops
Complicated, shut up
Oh, I'm getting paid less?
Oh, I don't like that
That's too complicated for me, bro

(01:44:05):
I need all this money
I need it all
I know and I wish
We've said it quite a few times
We understand people are very brainwashed
In certain ways that are out of their control
However
It's like
Be fucking for real dude
I just don't know how some people don't see
Yeah

(01:44:27):
The, yeah
I was just gonna say the phrase getting paid
Cause cap
They don't get paid
They accumulate
Like they get money and they get
Capital but they don't really get paid
You know, I think maybe we should stop
Saying get paid, we can get paid as much as we want
Someone else is paying us
It's a high guy rant

(01:44:49):
I get paid in
Love and attention
Not keeping it
So then
I'm noticing this stuff, I'm going
Man, Ethan's kind of bumming me out a little bit
With, he just won't
Get it and then
I think maybe that is why I started thinking maybe a little
Bit, maybe
Did I say is Philly D just a CIA

(01:45:11):
Opt now?
Phil DeFranco?
So on July 6, 2023
You murdered me on my whole journey I thought
Oh I remember you mentioning this
Yes, your federal investigation journey
Cory
I was watching Tik Tok and I saw for the
100th time Billy D doing
Just NATO propaganda
What? I remember Philip DeFranco

(01:45:33):
Talking about internet drama and stuff
The news
The hot goss
Hey what's up you beautiful bastards
Hey what's up you beautiful bastards
We got fucking
Tomahawk missiles
Bombing the shit out of the Middle East
Sorry
I noticed the 300th
North Korea's crazy, you know that?

(01:45:55):
What's up you beautiful bastards? Kim Jong Un
Is a bad guy
And I start questioning myself
Am I losing it?
Am I nuts?
Am I watching Philip DeFranco
Is Philip DeFranco working for the State Department?
So I says you know what
I'm going to ask my friends over at H3
These guys gotta be reasonable
Come on

(01:46:17):
They're my friends, they're my family dude
Yeah
Family, family
Can I type in H3H3Productions
Subreddit and I say
Is Billy D just a CIA
Opposition
I love Reddit cause I know this is getting taken down
Oh dude
Ever since the White House had that meeting with the
Tik Tokers a few years ago, Billy D's

(01:46:39):
Content has been exclusively NATO
Propaganda on Tik Tok at least
Anyone else notice? I guess I'd be
A naive little liberal
To think that Billy had any journalistic
Integrity ever, money talks
I bet that chump literally gets
NATO propaganda bullet points
Email it to him directly
And then I get info wars
Ass post

(01:47:01):
I get you can't
Spell Illuminati without
Billy
And then someone said
This is probably my first
Fed, conspiracy theories now
LOL
Yes, he is a CIA agent
Doing NSA job with the approval
Of White House and McDonald's
Support

(01:47:23):
People don't understand that when you say
Someone's a CIA op
I'm gonna keep talking
I'm gonna let men speak here
When somebody say CIA op
Like when we say CIA op
We don't mean that
It's just a funny way to say
People take it so literally sometimes
And they're like, um, actually
They are not a CIA spy

(01:47:45):
Learn about dog whistles
We're saying, you know
I don't know if technically a dog whistle
But the 60,000 feds that work on Tik Tok
Are absolutely
Literal feds being paid by the
Actual government
They actually do have a program for that
They had a whole meeting with influencers
Being like, we want you guys to help
Spread the word to the youth

(01:48:07):
So there are people being paid
We know that and Philly D seems
To be one of them at this point
That's just our opinion
The more horrifying it gets
It's not getting better
Dude, I'm not a doomer
But I feel like I'm pretty realistic
With what to expect
From these motherfuckers
And I was not expecting it to be

(01:48:29):
As much as it is
So I bet it's even worse than now
So you were permanently banned?
Dude, so then like
One hour later
One hour later I get
They don't take my posts down
I've never had a violation
In this subreddit ever
In my life
And I get permanently banned

(01:48:51):
And dude, it like made my heart sink
I was like, what the fuck
I like this place
I mean, I was being a little snarky
But it's like, fuck, we fucking hate
Philly D, fuck Philly D
They've been clowning on them
For months
But we can't clown on them if we're calling people
Feds then because they don't like
That because they're also feds

(01:49:13):
Ghislaine Maxwell probably was the one who removed your post
Oh, you're right, dude
This was after Ghislaine was in jail
Guys, if you don't know
I'm just going to take every moment to say
You Maxwell Hill
Is Ghislaine Maxwell
She was the biggest moderator on
Reddit for 12
That's confirmed now, right?
It's confirmed enough to us

(01:49:35):
In our opinion, it's confirmed
What's Ghislaine going to fucking do?
Ghislaine
Hit us up
Because of course it is
They post every day
That's our opinion
But then
So I get banned
And then I appealed it or whatever
And sent some shit to the mods

(01:49:57):
Please, I was having fun here
What did I get banned for exactly?
I don't think it's that out of line
To discuss and question and speculate
About a content creator's bias
Especially when he's pushing content to drum up
War and fear mongering
The usual gist
Never got a response
Yeah, exactly
Never got a response

(01:50:19):
Never heard back
And then I made a
I have another Reddit account
That was subscribed to H3
And I got fucking banned
From it on that one too
They knew it
And I got my fucking account banned
Or suspended for 7 days
Because I did a ban evade
Oh, for ban evading? That happened to me

(01:50:41):
I was fucking subscribed to it before
We'll tell the story a different time
We'll tell all of our
Reddit stories a different time
Yeah, so their subreddit sounds like the Caleb Hammer
Subreddit
I've had bad experiences on the H3
Subreddit too, it was around Roger Time
Similar, keep going Cory
But also before October
7th, Ethan was always talking about

(01:51:03):
Jeffrey Epstein and wanted to
Get to the bottom of Jeffrey
Epstein and
Now suddenly he doesn't
All of a sudden that some
People have noticed some weird
Ties
Bro, you're working for the people
Who did Epstein
In our opinion, allegedly
You're coworkers with Epstein

(01:51:25):
Dude, Ethan is coworkers with Jeffrey
Stop!
It's a joke
It's a funny joke
Cory, that was a funny joke
I love that joke
Ha ha's, I love the ha ha's
Watercooler talk, Ethan and Jeff
Hey E, how you doing?
Stop!
Oh hey Jeff, any crazy plans this weekend?

(01:51:47):
It's just Jeff and
Hassan that are the only non-Feds
On the internet, I'm convinced
Jeffrey Epstein?
Jeff's not a fed? Jeff Wittek?
Oh ha ha ha
I was like, Jeffrey Epstein's not a fed?
Nevermind, I thought we were talking
About, moved on to Jeff Wittek
No no, I do also
I think I believe that Jeff Wittek's not a fed

(01:52:09):
Too, I think Jeff's been through a lot
And he's, I don't know
Got no hard feelings towards Jeff
Jeff Wittek, I just want to clarify
Jeff has been to prison
Oh, and his other friend
Shit, they could be feds
We'll never know
So, Jeffrey Epstein
I'm just gonna cap
I'm gonna cap that off

(01:52:31):
For our audio only listeners
This is a joke
The
TLDR is, Jeffrey was 100%
Masaad, and everyone knows it
Jeffrey Epstein, not Jeff Wittek
Everyone knows it
Everyone knows that about Jeffrey Epstein
And, well I was just gonna say that Ethan
tweeted about Jeff, this is an Ethan tweet
About Jeffrey Epstein, back when

(01:52:53):
Twitter was still a little bit fun
He said, even though Jeffrey Epstein
Committed horrible crimes, I do still
Miss him on nights like these, for his warmth
And cock, what's that say?
Warm thing for brodery, far away from the screen
And he's doing that because he's
Faces Ethan, or Elon Musk
He's pretending to be Elon Musk
Oh, that was an important detail to include
No, and like the thing with that

(01:53:15):
Is it's like, it's one of those jokes that
Now in hindsight, like what Yusuf
Said, it's like, feels like
You're projecting on it
Dude, every accusation
He talks about scat a lot
Like, poop
And I saw
Dude, in front day one
Anyway, keep rolling
Next slide

(01:53:37):
We're making good progress now
Yeah, we'll cut this down, it'll be like an hour
It'll be like 30 minutes
It'll just be a 30 minute video and it's just the important
Stuff from the presentation
No, we're gonna do clips now
We got it
Okay, so then October 7th happens, right?
And Ethan goes on
The internet, cause I think
Everyone on the left was like kind of rallying

(01:53:59):
That Hamas was
Breaking out, because dude, this is
They've been in prison for
70 years
No, if you don't remember, listen back, the paragliders
What's going on
The thing is, he was mad
He was going over the walls
We're not gonna say anything about how we feel about it
But it was crazy
He was very much

(01:54:21):
Twisting a lot of
People's words to like
Make them mean
Something else, yeah, and it was just
Very uncomfortable to watch how he was
Behaving online, go ahead, Corey, sorry
Excusing
People
Being burned alive and kids being murdered
You're saying Israel
Does that on the daily, okay?

(01:54:43):
Now I'm not denying that
Not denying that
So are you in favor
Of an Iraqi
Terrorist
Wait, she did?
I just noticed that, yeah
Wait, hold on, I'm not saying that
Let me just go back
I know, I can't tell if she was chiming in saying
I'm not denying that

(01:55:05):
You're excusing
People being burned alive
Dude, why
Won't the arrow buttons work when you're
On, dude, Google, YouTube
Is your website
How do you not have like the
Same functionality of YouTube
On your slideshow
Goofies
Goofy

(01:55:29):
That, you know, I'm not confirming it
Anything you're being intentionally choose
Which cop
And then 앤
Jeez
They're going too far
Such as
How about
Tú
L dost

(01:55:51):
As
Is
Man
And I
to kill everyone in your neighborhood are you willing to sacrifice your life to
an Iraqi terrorist for what we did in Iraq go ahead you know I don't see the

(01:56:12):
difference so I don't I mean shit America killed a million Iraqis by some
estimates that's a hell of a lot more than a Palestinian who have died at the hands of Israel
but what about we should pause it or stop talking yeah what about what about the
million American Iraqis that we killed them what about what about what about
Israel's doing there's that's literally and it's also it's like just what's the

(01:56:38):
word deflection yeah hello it's yeah Americans have probably killed a hundred
million Iraqis and that's bad and I don't want to know a fun fact Indians
because we've killed a million Iraqis this is always I'm not like it is just
always an example I use because it's such a good just example of how this
kind of deflection can be used as propaganda and why it's like someone

(01:57:02):
else doing something bad doesn't mean you get to just because there's this
worst to you Hitler like Nazi propaganda featured a lot of the like the things
about America that were bad at the time which is like civil rights movement
talking about like all of those problems that were going on in America but using

(01:57:27):
it as a deflection from what they were doing now can we look at that and say
hey one one bad thing doesn't mean another bet it's like dude that kind of
reasoning is so makes me want to throw up I'm like you missed the point you're
missing the fucking point well they're not missing the point they're not
acknowledging yeah and that's the point you need to be able to realize when

(01:57:51):
somebody is either missing the point or when somebody is not acknowledging yeah
and if somebody is missing the point you should if you recognize that I think
that it makes sense to like explain it to them and try to get them there but
literally if they're not acknowledging the point fucking block them yeah so so

(01:58:13):
let's fucking let's bring an Iraqi terrorist group to your neighborhood and
you just go out and be slaughtered and your mom be slaughtered your kids be
slaughtered and you burned alive fucking barbaric it's horrific and again I'm
saying eat a like cereal if you don't fucking listen to me we've got a million

(01:58:35):
people we've we've eaten a million eyeballs for Palestine there's no other
way for me to fucking I don't know how more I can express that you know
somebody here's an you can acknowledge it and stop saying the talking points
yeah all right moving on so then the net the couple days later the we did not

(01:59:02):
know it at the time I was the last the last leftovers no that really is a kind
of gross in hindsight that's a crazy thumbnail fucked up knowing what we know
about his like I don't know it's just fucking weird baby you know it had like

(01:59:23):
it was really it was really sad and it actually I think Ethan and Hassan both
cried in it was like really heartfelt but then they kept hitting a wall where
it's like Ethan just wanted to talk about the Israeli suffering and like
those propaganda points yeah yeah it's all he can see is the Israeli suffering

(01:59:48):
actually a lot of them are American yeah they're the most yeah they are my friend
Noah Collin calls this the the zealotry of the convert where he was talking to
him yesterday's former editor-in-chief of Jewish currents I think he was editor
and chief he still is a contributing editor and and he we were talking about

(02:00:10):
like the the most the most reactionary the most violent activity often comes
from the likes of but Oh Goldstein right an American an American Israeli who went
in in I believe 1993 into a mosque and and shot and killed 29 Palestinians who

(02:00:34):
were praying during prayer a person that was hailed as a hero by the current
minister of the current administrator of the entirety of the Israeli police force
Eitamar Ben-Gavir Eitamar Ben-Gavir and Benjamin Netanyahu are incredibly far

(02:00:55):
right politicians that now control the Israeli government the last time that
there was any kind of negotiation between Palestinians in good faith
between a person who was still a Zionist like Yitzhak Rabin they killed him and
the people that called for his assassination like Ben-Gavir are now in

(02:01:20):
positions of power in Israel to show you how much the attitudes and the
governance has changed over the course of the past three decades in Israel I
literally think this is when they decided that they had to get Hassan
away from Ethan yeah I literally think this was it yeah I want to say that I
agree and a lot of people in Israel do it's disgusting the people that are

(02:01:43):
there right now in power and if I can add something about the settlers something
about it that's another point of frustration for a lot of Israelis they
send the soldiers to protect them that have to put their life on hold because
the idea of his mandatory they're just 18 year old their children they have to
go and protect the settlers the settlers don't go to the idea of Orthodox people

(02:02:04):
don't serve in the idea of fucking nice yeah this is a this is yeah sorry go
ahead I'm done no I was gonna say that hold on hold on she's not done she
didn't get to the tent talking hit the third bullet that they pay an extra
$15 per per thousand impressions if you hit all three points dude have you seen

(02:02:27):
wait did you see those documents yeah that was a real thing they had like a
campaign of like tears of how much you were getting paid based on like what you
said in the interactions anyway won't derail us right now yeah yeah that is I
agree though that's that's probably the moment that they were like yeah we got
really cut this cuz he should even then eat Hassan I don't think is considering

(02:02:51):
Ethan a Zionist no he's like still yeah he's like well I think you know you
still can understand I think he really was like had hope for him at that point
and but it's just yeah it's bad and guys we're to the point where Zionism is not
okay oh guys it's like we see what it has become of this and I don't know how

(02:03:17):
you can say any different at this point everything that's happening has to stop
happen yeah yeah so I really think that that's so then after this episode they I
forget if they did they say anything right after I don't think so I think
that they were just like we're gonna take a couple weeks yeah they're like

(02:03:39):
we're gonna take a break this one he goes on it's on stream yeah this is so
on October 24th 2023 leftovers done question mark Ethan said that he's
stepping away from leftovers this came out of like nowhere even his leftovers

(02:04:03):
done for good um I wouldn't say it's done for good all I said is that it's
you know I would like to take a pause from it that's all and my boss I
understand a lot of people are disappointed by that you know it'd been
going for a while but and I felt like we were hitting a good groove but on one
hand people are saying Ethan you know I'm gonna take Ethan's phone and so here this is me

(02:04:26):
relinquishing my phone I'm saying I am taking a break with peace and love my
fear with the show is just basically that for that for the time being is that
there's gonna be a lot of more at the shows that are gonna make people really
angry and it's gonna be really upsetting is there any beef with Hassan Hassan of
course not me and Hassan talked about it we're friends of first and foremost

(02:04:50):
above everything he is compassionate he understands he's being supportive and
there's literally no reason to be mad at Hassan I am not mad at Hassan I love him
he's a great guy honestly as a friend and as a person he is a terrific dude it
will definitely not affect our friendship and and in fact I think
there's a pretty good likelihood that we might come back in a little bit for the

(02:05:17):
election and all that kind of stuff you know the things that there I'm not
saying again maybe I'm coming back from the election when I talk about the receptions but there is a lot of people that take my I don't
really even know what I did other than like try to talk about how horrible
Hamas is but that that Hamas I don't really know what I did wrong and I think

(02:05:51):
this here is when this is November 1st so a couple weeks later this all happens
over like three weeks or something Ethan it feels like Ethan I think this is like
just out of nowhere but Ethan gets sees a comment or something and get blows up

(02:06:15):
about the way Hassan is like not mommying his fans yeah and because
people are saying hey you know Ethan I don't think that being a Zionist is
right in this moment yeah it's like hey dude not cool he was getting like me

(02:06:35):
unsubscribing yeah am I five bucks a month you know like I know it's like he
was his ego was getting hit so hard at this point and he couldn't help but take
it out on his son in my opinion and you're not willing to just change your
opinion we're saying that your opinion is harming us yeah people and it's
harming us and you don't care you're unwilling to change because you can't

(02:07:01):
yeah I don't know why but for some reason you can yeah and so then we have
to leave you know on our cool but no listen me and Hassan are cool there's
nothing wrong with me and Hassan but there's a lot of shit that on the way
that he covers this that I think is fucked up and I understand that him a
lot of people are upset about what's happening because it is horrible but at

(02:07:24):
the same time it's not okay for people if there's you know someone in chat I
mean fuck let me I'll find the clip let me see if I can find it like ultimately
even if it wasn't Israel that bomb this hospital which I do maintain it is okay
what do you mean about what okay 500 of the last confirmed kills did not come
from Israel so what are you just mad only when Hamas kills people then because

(02:07:48):
that's what you're saying it I'm mad when all people die but I don't think him I
don't think he or many people seem to care when Hamas kills a bunch of their
people I mean that's what I'm saying you know what I mean you're saying
literally I do not care what is someone that's not at all what it's saying
actually I only care what Hamas kill someone that's basically where you're

(02:08:09):
saying you're like Palestinians Israelis I don't give a shit if Israel kills them
I only care if I suspect it's Hamas is like if you're gonna give anyway so you
know it's a classic double speak it's not I'm not saying that but yeah and
anyway Ethan just for just to make sure that we got the scoreboard right five

(02:08:30):
seconds after that interception an explosion in Gaza can be seen followed
two seconds later by a much larger explosion this is the strike that hit
al-akhli Arab Hospital as a result Al Jazeera digital investigations team found
no grounds to the Israeli army claim that the strike on the al-akhli Arab

(02:08:54):
Hospital in Gaza was caused by a failed rocket launch so take that of course
it's the people who are dropping hundreds of bombs on Gaza why it's like
it's pipe bombs so obviously a detracting talking point to get you to
even like just to lose focus on the whole thing that's happening at like

(02:09:17):
just law it was so frustrating to watch people perpetuate that talking point
especially even and even the the beheaded baby stuff even from here it's
like he was so buckled down on that can't yeah and what do you can't like
talk any sense into no and it's like did he do any retraction of that once it was

(02:09:38):
proven that that was false he's done no retraction of the propaganda he
perpetuated and it's like like if Paul sorry go ahead no no that was all I was
gonna say if Paul Wysoe pull a nice young man who has nothing to do with
Timothy McVeigh or the LDS Church we will issue a retract I will take down

(02:10:00):
every single video I've done about him and I will literally make a video
apologizing profusely I will but we just ask questions and we gotta do it but we
would issue a retraction if needed it's all we're saying I would hide my face
in shame I would never post another to or I'd take a week off I really got a

(02:10:25):
control here think about what I've done I'd ponder a lot so what's the deal
with them putting Olivia on blast yeah what's this then a couple days that
this is like a week or week and a half after that this is November 2nd Ethan
and he will put Olivia on blast live on the frickin air out of nowhere I
actually don't Olivia there's Olivia hey how can anybody hate Olivia no actually

(02:10:50):
they're supporting her okay but I actually need to say that this is not a
good post to like from the river to the sea literally is saying that we need all
of Israel must be ours I think that's why I have to say this live in front of a
bunch of people about my person who I clearly say was my I was gonna say say

(02:11:10):
this about the person who I employ so all the people watching know them
because I employ them and I'm gonna talk down to them live on air so I'm gonna
highlight the art she made and then say that it's T word probably said call it
I'm done saying talking about anti-sorry problem is that people don't necessarily

(02:11:35):
understand what some of the stuff means yeah like Olivia probably doesn't even
know what from the river to the sea reference means probably no people who
don't know what it means the Jewish people will probably die I hate to break it to you guys but
there's like a whole it means the Jewish people will probably die like literally

(02:11:57):
means from the river to the sea the people there are going to be liberated
that means that there are people there are Palestinians in the West Bank and
Gaza who it's not connected and they would love if everyone in between those
fucking places were free so we know what it means it means the Jewish people

(02:12:20):
will probably die I hate to break it to you guys but there's like a whole ass
country there with like millions of people hey you're missing the fucking
point I gotta stop saying that it's not they're not missing it they're purposely
that I think like and watch like listening to this the more it's like dude
I'm sorry yeah yeah yeah I fuck it's like I get it they're not acknowledging the

(02:12:44):
point that's all it is yep this I know it you can see it clear is fucking it's
so clear now it's not that he's missing the point Ethan's not dumb he's just
he's very purposely not acknowledging what's with peace and love you and I
think you're doing this and hey Ethan with peace and love thank you might be a

(02:13:05):
side out of this one yeah no we I know you are I will retract if you are no I'm
don't even do anything I said 99% I didn't say we have any dude Corey stop
we haven't even made a claim here we've literally made so many jokes bro kill

(02:13:25):
everyone there for our audio only listeners what does it say you would just
and your solutions doesn't include realistically engaging with that population
then you're not actually looking for solutions because the alternative is
that kill everybody there and then retake the land retake the land from the
river to the sea as a political slogan associated with Palestinian nationalism

(02:13:49):
the slogan refers to geographically the area between the Jordan River and the
Mediterranean Sea that includes all of the state of Israel West Bank and Gaza I
just care about like what are we saying what are we doing with all the millions
of people that are there right now no one I find it incredible that people
think that Hamas is going to take over all of Israel and happily coexist with

(02:14:11):
Israelis probably like hey you know how you get people to stop doing terrorism
provide them a better option maybe don't terrorism yeah maybe don't leave them
with quite literally no option but rebellion maybe don't like completely
desecrate their home country and that's just a joke for me anyway like they know

(02:14:37):
yeah what the consequences of their of them not speaking is right they know
they've seen it yes you can't go to Israel without seeing it you can't it's
everywhere they can't there are places where Palestinians can't walk on the
same side of the street that sounds a whole lot like Jim Crow with walls

(02:14:59):
everywhere yeah and the different ideas and stuff of like happened in like
probably like 1930 the 30s Germany I don't want to get it now we're not gonna
get into it all right next slide so then this is when probably feeling a lot of

(02:15:23):
pressure from the handlers because I think as we've gone on right as we've
seen I were has been losing control the last few weeks and it is a sight to
behold I'm loving it loving watching anyone who yeah I'm loving watching it I
I don't think anyone who works for the government though does appreciate it

(02:15:46):
don't think they're excited about losing the narrative yes to goof he never
thought he would have to get to this point he didn't think he'd have to
acknowledge the hard truths no he said ten years ago yeah I would love to make
and channel for you guys he didn't think ten years down the line when we're when

(02:16:07):
we're got the fan children and helicopters the NYP is flying guys it's
also we're so this is when Ethan really lost the plot and this is why this is

(02:16:27):
what it's all about because he has yeah he's lost he's gone yeah I have a joke
before you press play your chat is going I don't want to forget it this is it's it's
iCarly but it's iCarly after dark that's the show that's gonna be the background
for this it's gonna be iCarly yeah two hours and 15 minutes oh we're gonna cut

(02:16:55):
I have not looked at my chat I have not looked at my chat at all but you but
don't you have moderators do you care at all about what your audience is about
32,000 people in here right now the reason why people are saying that is
because of the conflations that you made Ethan you literally implied that Jewish

(02:17:16):
Voice for Peace would be akin to a kapo in this circumstance you are fucking so
bad faith for saying that and fuck you for even like putting that out in the
world that was not my point my point was that you can find anybody to defend any
fucking thing that was my point and then also on top of that stated that the
Confederate flag means something different to the southern folk that

(02:17:38):
want to promote heritage not hate those people when they say that are cynically
saying heritage not hate it doesn't mean slavery to me those people are in the
wrong these people that are saying from the river to the sea pass I will be free
are not in the wrong they're in the right I'm just trying to tell you guys
how it feels and I'm fucking shocked that you don't care that people in your

(02:18:00):
chat are saying who the fuck is this child cold arrogance I love you I don't
like it and no one's sad knowing the deflection points it's like I can
anticipate them at this point you know it's like you see he's losing this like
argument because Hassan is very well spoken you know like yeah walk hand

(02:18:20):
walking him through it and he's not gonna be able to know he's not happy
about how he knows he's being perceived right now rightfully so be the victim
this is like three months of being the victim dude what about October 8th what
about October 9th what about all the fucking days after and and the more

(02:18:40):
we're finding out October 7th like dude the fucking Israeli helicopters were
hitting some of the people at the festivals yeah on video a lot of fun
oh yeah I said that their tanks shot into the kibbutz's yep they yeah IDF
armies did that mm-hmm yeah and and for some reason conveniently no one wants to

(02:19:04):
mention any of that when they talk about the music has a fucking Apache
helicopter with 50 caliber rounds they can like yeah like what you don't you
will know they got to bring them home yeah they don't give a fuck they've
fucking killed so many of their own hostages that they claim they're doing
this for it anyway what's not get too off track here my whole thing here is like someone's gonna have to edit this and yeah yeah we'll wrap it up the vibe here with this one I think oh

(02:19:35):
okay we're chilling I'm just I'm just saying like for the for all this slide
for our audio listeners for audio listeners I think the vibe I think the
vibe of this slide is every time Ethan and Hassan speak about Israel Palestine
Hassan is just like speaking to a brick wall yeah yeah yeah he's speaking to a

(02:19:55):
brick wall too and I feel like like Ethan was like showing things like yeah
look at what Hassan's fans have been you know chatting yeah he was like showing
stuff out yeah and it's like that she's on yeah people are planting like these nefarious motives of the
whatever the fuck that one guy's name is I see him all the time yeah his co-worker

(02:20:19):
destiny is probably oh hey I'll I'll make Hassan upset by doing this and you can do
that we'll double do it so at the time actually at this time I was I was
lurking in the destiny subreddit this me a really quick tangent and
dude I was laughing so hard because the destiny subreddit truly one of the most

(02:20:41):
insufferable places on the internet you know if you want to go torture yourself
go crazy I was doing some research in there they the way that they were
riding so hard at this point when like when it was like oh Ethan and Hassan
hate each other Ethan Ethan come talk to destiny come talk to destiny they were
riding so hard they were all like dude we got to get Ethan to talk to destiny

(02:21:05):
dude we got to get this and I was like you guys are embarrassingly insufferable
watch no watch watch destiny is gonna be like his new fucking co-host I wouldn't
be shocked at anything at this point yeah they're their handlers are probably
talking about it right now oh fuck it I'm doing leftovers I'm doing
leftovers too I need to find a co-host who's my co-host us oh we're doing

(02:21:30):
leftovers right now the real leftovers we are in a bunch of shallow nevermind
we're not a bunch of liars all right all right all right next one so this is
sorry that we couldn't make peace on this one issue and and yeah it's just

(02:21:52):
that no like it's just I just find it really fucked up how people are gonna
interpret this now and you know I'm not a fucking radical Jew I'm not even a
religious Jew I know I have no stake in the game and your wife is Israeli you
have family in Israel there is some stake in the situation yeah like what do

(02:22:14):
you mean it's not no one's caught that's the thing no one called you that he just
put words in you know other people's mouth being like you know I'm once again
it's like okay yeah but no no I'm not and it's like well by disagreeing it's
the same exactly it's going in circles talking to a brick wall exactly it's honestly hard for me to listen to them talk about these things

(02:22:38):
it's so hard for me right now it's probably because we're two and a half hours in
it's really hard for me to listen to Ethan talk about it's all it's just
frustrating global geopolitical conflicts and he's he's he knows about it
purposely being intentionally being dense as fuck and I hate it dude and
then this one will really piss you off this is on November 21st so like a
couple weeks again you know he this is weeks at a time where he's not talking

(02:23:02):
about this at all which is like that's the point team star back on the h3
broadcast 30,000 kids Ryan Kavanaugh like bro dude they keep beating that shit to
death fucking talk about something that is not in Ryan Kavanaugh times right
right like there's a lot of other important things that we should talk

(02:23:22):
about that deserve some eyes and attention now I'm very interested to
hear what your read is of this call for a ceasefire yeah I haven't talked about
the Israel Palestine thing in a while I saw some people saying I wish Ethan
would call for a ceasefire so I could watch the show again this is Ethan Klein

(02:23:43):
maybe I should I'm not even mean to do it as a joke
well definitely don't this is a serious mess and love to the Israeli military
I'm calling for a ceasefire today now unconditionally to end the violence to
end the unnecessary loss of life please thank you thank you and no more violence

(02:24:07):
nothing no more bombs this is me Ethan Klein just telling BB Netanyahu if you
are watching stop stop that you should go to jail shame on you yeah exactly
what you guys want me to call for a ceasefire you think I can tell BB and it's like

(02:24:30):
gonna do your purposely once again purposely being dense as to what people
are asking you to do you know very well Ethan that people are not asking you to
call up BB Netanyahu cuz you have power no people are asking you to genuinely
fucking try to understand the other occupation yeah knock it off
yeah dude he's doing that bit yeah oh he is doing that off Apache helicopters

(02:24:59):
BB knock it off and he's like he thinks he's being so funny and
that Ethan and the leftovers was gonna be such a force for good I thought he
was good I thought he was gonna you know I had good high hopes thought he was
gonna you know I'm glad they all showed their colors you know I love them people

(02:25:21):
show their true colors it helps me know what you know shift my focus away from
I'm not supporting anyone who doesn't like you know think that people like
human beings are all equal like like sorry that's kind of a non-negotiable
for me I'm sorry we could live in a utopia there's no excuse for not all of

(02:25:44):
us suffering yeah just for the top to whore there's no excuse there's no need
for it okay so then Ethan confirms that leftovers is dead on November 29 a good
time thing rip leftovers um so yeah it sucks that we're gonna miss the 2024

(02:26:06):
election maybe we'll come back for it I don't know I don't want I don't building
questions it wasn't it me and destiny are gonna I mean I got very left thanks
everyone who watched we did a computer repair okay well all right yeah leftovers

(02:26:35):
died whatever is he la mazade that's Moses I'm just reading the slide audio
listeners I'm not making an accusation I'm reading a joke slide from Cory yeah
it is a question has three question a lot of question marks just asking
questions just a funny joke it's a funny joke question so elo always wanted to be
on camera we talked about that before and there are pictures of I mean we saw

(02:27:03):
the picture of her you know Hila finger on the trigger
mine or she wasn't client at the time but you know and and now all of her
talking points are straight up I word propaganda we're watching the same exact
pivots the same maneuvers and we know at this point it's like a checklist of

(02:27:25):
here's what you do you know it's a flowchart if they say this you do that
and like we're seeing this shit in real life and you know I don't know I feel
like betrayed honestly so bad by this I'm like heartbroken no and that's Cory
that's why you get to make these funny jokes because you're a fallen fan exactly

(02:27:51):
yeah so she's just like saying straight-up propaganda and you know now
it makes me relook at some of the success of things that I thought was
like such a cool story you know because we see all these shortcut takers
everywhere else we see them in you know in music in the actors and stuff like
we're finding out every day that all of these people have done bad things

(02:28:13):
short cut takers and gotten shortcuts you know and gotten to skip skip the line
and I don't want to watch my state mandated media no let me feel like I at
least have some free will Jesus Christ this is me time we were friends you

(02:28:36):
you're saying that the government pays you to hang out with me this song that's
our running bit in our group message to to Cory we all kind of just will
randomly thank each other for being the best handlers and you know that it's okay
when they when they tell us we'll try not to be too heartbroken when they

(02:28:57):
flash the badge but those are actually jokes right right guys right right
didn't get to yo yeah for sure every this is a comedy pod yes none of you
guys are feds right
at this point truly I don't know I'm I don't am I a fed like I don't know I

(02:29:17):
don't know everyone's got me questioning bro dude I'm telling if we in ten years
we're we're friends we've done this podcast for ten years and you got
someone goes oh here's proof that they're feds I'd be like well it is
everyone I know it just be like that sucks disappointed but not surprised man
damn sense now we're fed free right now right now we're all right free if

(02:29:43):
someone offers me enough I'm not sure what about Bobby Lee sorry keep talking
we are so running I'm so tired it's like 140 for Cory this is the last
slide no I'm excited in the Bobby Lee video what at a part that we didn't see

(02:30:07):
Hilo was saying I remember her Ethan said that they were they were shooting
their videos in their apartment because they didn't want people to know that
they were in Israel which is like why would that be the case and shooting my
best friend was Palestinian oh no literally could not come to Ethan and

(02:30:31):
Eli's wedding this was his best friend mm-hmm and and his friend said I like I
think he said that his friend defriended him because that I remember seeing this
yeah I think I mean he's understandably very upset with Israeli so he defriended
him because he married an Israeli I mean look at what look at what they're doing

(02:30:51):
so I understand it and Ethan said yeah well okay and I think I remember yeah in
the clip that he like references that I believe it was yeah when he like decided
to move to Israel is when his ex-best friend I guess was like dude be so for
real right now like and yeah yeah it's this moment right now it's us saying hey

(02:31:18):
we're all leaving you we're all your we all thought that we were your friends
and you you said you were our friend and we're telling you that you're doing
something that is a deal breaker yep and you have a chance to make it not be a
deal breaker and you're choosing the deal breaker yep for what money like

(02:31:40):
status I don't know it's so lame and then and then you can you think that
like how do you sit there and and think that you're like the king of YouTube
like streaming bro you're back by a propaganda wing like dude it would be
new kings of YouTube dude sorry I pulled up the Caleb hammer oh we got 21 I'm

(02:32:05):
gonna start screen recording well I don't want to cut off the breast I
finished presentation yeah yeah no we'll end the show with the with the stat
counter you know they're just I I've given them the benefit of the doubt
time after time after time and I cannot do it anymore
oh I cannot I've let like you know Ila and even you got a divorce you know no

(02:32:34):
it's really just sick of it all yeah just chose to tap out of h3 for a lot of
the reasons that we described today it's just gross that has the h3 background
vibes behind us and we just did a big presentation exactly like they would but
I promise we're not copying them so you're really not here if you want maybe for a little while hopefully we're just you

(02:32:57):
know we're trying to vibe and talk about talk about what we think is important
stuff and okay this is a random tangent will be really quick but I do think it
is so important that somebody keeps tabs on things like this that are odd sorry
I just saw like internet culture stuff because shit like this is the stuff that
people dismiss and think like it's stupid to care or keep tabs on but it

(02:33:22):
fucking matters like you don't realize how many people are swayed by big
platforms people be lurking on the internet bro and like you got to call
out people that are doing harmful shit on the internet that's and sorry like
you guys are now h3 so it's time to stop it's time to stop

(02:33:44):
Ethan I want you guys to do better I want to change but I love to see you're
not going to and that's disappointing I really wish you would I wish you would
say right now be transparent at as to what is going on because our government
is basically captured by LDS Mormons Zionists so dude it's so fun I love

(02:34:09):
America it's really cool cool yeah because I saw this like benefit of the
down no bro the ELA 88 is a weird one the ELA pull up yeah the ELA 88 one oh
it's not in this hole I know we'll put it in in post it's so it's a for anybody

(02:34:33):
who doesn't know listen like for real though it's we're at two hours and 35
minutes I'm gonna air though I don't want to make 88 is my birthday year so I
bet it's probably her that's what I asked it looks like her birth years 87
someone could have been wrong online but that's that was what we benefit of the

(02:34:54):
doubt I'm not saying listen I'm not even saying we're not claiming I don't even
remember what it looked like I just remember seeing the picture and seeing
ELA 88 88 is a dog whistle for some Nazi shit but I'm not saying that that's what
she's doing but it's fucking weird when there's a tank on the thing whatever
we're looking at yeah it's just a question yeah there Ethan it's just it

(02:35:15):
wasn't it's just could she not what yeah it could be
just could be a side she could be yeah new modernist maybe whatever but yeah
ta-da great for you that was beautiful sorry long we're no I never apologize

(02:35:35):
for yapping um I truly think that was really cathartic for us because we I
know we're fallen fans it is it's sad I wanted to give them the benefit of the
doubt like I really do for a lot of people for everyone I want to give
everyone the benefit of the doubt and like I mentioned earlier I fully
believe people can change and grow and become better and all that good stuff

(02:35:59):
and what we're seeing here is not that it's not that guys and I'm sorry but h3
you are now to us fed fed three fed flag flag
oh look at that bro finger on the trigger Klein with the h3h3 the Fed

(02:36:21):
3 yeah let me do it let me do it for the intro
ELA finger on the trigger Klein with the fed 3 fed 3 broadcast and Ethan court
jester Klein dancing for the camera only 99% feds but in our opinion yeah oh my
god you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys I'm gonna start

(02:36:43):
screaming we have 2.1 thousand views no we didn't get any more likes but no we
went down we went back down 24.3 percent hopefully we can beat that and we can
get down below 20 on this one you guys could get us to like a 10% like to
dislike ratio on this thank you to the h3h3 audience for hate watching all the

(02:37:06):
way through or the fed fed three audience for watching all the way
through and I really hope that I found some of the h3 snarkers here I hope some
of you guys actually watch this all the way through and enjoyed it because you
know we might not be here for long but we're here for a good time and we're
here in earnest earnest on non non-government affiliated efforts to

(02:37:29):
yap that's all I want to say go home go all you go work if New York is not
false flagged by next week we will do episode oh it's a joke and we're gonna
see Cory and everyone next week joke it's a joke Paul joke I'm stopping
recording you have to stop him

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