Hey, Wait. Shut Up.

Hey, Wait. Shut Up.

Sweet misguided humans they are! - Devin Bateson A chill kickback where Travis and John talk about whatever comes to their mind, or the time John didn't eat for a week, or the time they only listened to T-Pain for a whole week. Don't tell our parents the bad words we say.

Episodes

May 17, 2022 68 mins

The Chefs are back in town.. again.. Hear our thoughts on Times Cube, and our role in the Kazakhstan revolution .

Topics of Discussion: Time Cube, the Age of a Mother, Gene Ray

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Deep from the vault of unreleased Hey, Wait. Shut Up! content comes just what everyone wanted for Christmas. The HWSU Father's day spectacular. Listen as the chefs fix YouTube, play Real Dad, Step Dad, and talk about obscure sports.

Gather your family around the traditional holiday bush and listen to your favorite podcasters.

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December 19, 2021 76 mins

The Chefs are back in town.. again. Hear our thoughts on Megan's new business plans and review some lunchables with us.

Topics of Discussion: pesto, pizza lunchables, energy drinks

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Tweet us pics of you getting rowdy: @HeyWaitShutUp

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September 28, 2021 54 mins

The chefs rebrand the rebrands.

Topics of Discussion: wood elves, craigslist rants and raves, cybernetics, indiana jones, the fountain of youth.

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Trick Plato into listening to us! 

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September 20, 2021 61 mins

The chefs are back after a little vacation time.

Topics of Discussion: goat rentals, niche lawn care markets, black market emus, where have we been? (Florida)  

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Tweet us pics of lunchables: @HeyWaitShutUp

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July 27, 2021 54 mins

The Chefs rebrand the workplace. 

Topics of Discussion: horse simulator, taco bell X harley davidson, what would you do?, the return of strip club reviews.  

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Trick Calvin int...

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July 20, 2021 54 mins

The Chefs rebrand Crossfit

Topics of Discussion: the 8 new rules of crossfit, Randy Watch 2.0, Trav's dog's new pet, meet the sports bitch, discuss cloud chasing   

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July 13, 2021 56 mins

The Chefs rebrand the US economy.  

Topics of Discussion: New Dolphin City, Improv based economy, fine art critiques, Fast food mascots.   

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Tweet us pics of Grimace: @HeyWaitShutUp  

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Trick Colonel Sanders into listening to us!   

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July 6, 2021 60 mins

The Chefs rebrand a gentlemen's special bits.

Topics of Discussion: Real American Heroes?: John McAfee, aesthetically pleasing packages, Good Will Hunting, a horse purchase is inadvertently made.   

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June 29, 2021 60 mins

The Chefs rebrand Super Mario Brothers. 

Topics of Discussion:Trav's Tip, RIP to John McAfee, Dark and Gritty Luigi's mansion, race horses, Drake, Indie bands, culinary innovation, forest beef.   

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Tweet us pics of mooses: @HeyWaitShutUp

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June 22, 2021 56 mins

The Chefs rebrand a beloved children's tale that is read for some new ideas.   

Topics of Discussion: British Bat Boy, American Wizards, Victor's Secret, craigslist activities, seahorse teeth.   

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June 15, 2021 52 mins

The chefs concoct a way to fix the fad that is the internet.   

Topics of Discussion: Analog internet, strip club reviews, the return of real dad/stepdad, wish dot com survival kit, the yodeling pickle.   

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June 8, 2021 63 mins

The chefs whip up the fix to the new Dunkaroos so Travis can exact his revenge.   

Topics of Discussion: Tom Bombadil, shishito peppers, known titan of industry and local buffoon: Timothy Dexter, La Croixcs, LubriCAN.   

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June 1, 2021 60 mins

The Chefs rebrand the new Rugrats reboot and things get heated.

Topics of discussion: rattlesnake wrangling, used 2003 porsche cayennes, Tommy Dickles, strip club reviews, new drug PSAs.

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Tweet us pics of your Dad: @HeyWaitShutUp

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Trick Arlene Klasky into listening to us! 

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May 25, 2021 59 mins

The Chefs rebrand milk to combat the terror that is the "Got Milk" campaign.

Topics of discussion: whose that rapper, alternative milk, Sunchips, Paella, wish mystery bags. 

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Tweet us pics of Paella @HeyWaitShutUp

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Trick Danny Brown into listening to us! 

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May 18, 2021 53 mins

The Chefs reimagine what SNL could be to exact revenge on Elon Musk.

Topics of discussion: Snails, Tallahassee Pain, berenstein bears, alternative timelines.

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Tweet us pics of T-Pain: @HeyWaitShutUp

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Trick your grandma into listening to us! 

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May 15, 2021 24 mins

A special mini-episode for our favorite Canadian artist: Devin Bateson. The Chefs jam to some music off Devin's new album BLORF, out today see link below. They also celebrate Devin's birthday. Happy Birthday and BLORF-day Devin!

Buy BLORF or else: https://devinbateson.bandcamp.com/album/blorf
Follow Devin: https://twitter.com/DeBateson
Follow us maybe: https://twitter.com/heywaitshutup


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May 11, 2021 63 mins

The Chefs help Peloton get out from under their own dangerous treadmills.

Topics of discussion: Five Loko: The Next Generation is here, John is a surprisingly competent bartender, Bilbo Gates, the Dead Deadmill+, return of the shapiro pit.

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May 4, 2021 60 mins

Weddings get the rebrand treatment from the chefs. Train lyrics make no sense until they do.

Topics of Discussion: bring your own bird, international water weddings, does Pat Monahan keep brains in a jar, five loko sponsorship.

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Tweet us pics of your wedding: @HeyWaitShutUp

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Trick Randy Fenoli into listening to us! 

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April 26, 2021 55 mins

The Chefs cook up some fixes for cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion: Judge Roy Bean, french cryptids, kermit conspiracy, Jim Henson Apocalypse.

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Tweet us pics of Jim Henson: @HeyWaitShutUp

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Trick Elon Musk into listening to us! 

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