In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:
- The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?
- The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!
- The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, they never did, don't f....g push it ok?
- Plus, Red Bull sacks Christian Horner! - 'Drive to Survive' 2026 gon' be elite!
And so much more!
- Qantas Airways Data Hack - Nice Chairman's Lounge Membership, be a shame if something happened to it...
- Texan State Sen. Ange Paxton to ban/buy all known ClitBlaster 9000s
- The Honk's Obvious Hair Dryer Problem - 'I can quit any time I want!'
- Trump's Obvious Dementia - 'I do not have Alz...how good is salmon!?'
- And the further return of Inner West Karen - 'Free Erin Patterson!'
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Ken Paxton (AG - TX) unavoidably detained by 'King Size Bitch Fist'*).
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Honk data hacked, not a Lifetime Platinum Subscriber to www.pizzadeliverytolonelyhousewiveswhojustlostheirwallets.ru/thehonk
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